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ITT: Sad 4 word stories. I'll start.

I tried so hard
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>>684149298
and got so far
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OP is a faggot
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>>684149298
I got so far
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it doesn't even matter
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>>684149298

She was never mine
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>>684149388
>>684149437
>>684149520

100% lyric accuracy
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I never get dubs
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>>684149298
I want to die
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oh shit wad up
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Hi welcome to chili's
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she loves somebody else
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>>684149719
cuck faggot
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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
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I'm not good enough
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>>684149298

i wish i knew
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I just watched Rubber
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No, this is Patrick.
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Sometimes you loved me
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CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
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>>684149388
But in the end
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We need to talk
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>>684149298
You know the rules
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>>684150860
Topkek
I feel for you
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>>684150985
It doesn't even matter
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>>684149298
Show us your tits
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never trust a fart
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>>684149298
Is it over yet?
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>>684149298
I browse 4chan everyday
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She is a friend.
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>>684149298
Or you will have
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Suddenly I remember you
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Repeat that in red
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A nigger is president.
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You forgot your name
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I wanted to believe.
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>>684149298
to get the fuck off

>darn it I broke it
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Who even are we?
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>>684151124
You are so funny
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I can't count
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>>684149298
It's snowing on mt fuji
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>>684151359
have you ever been so far?
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>>684151021
1
>>684151069
2
>>684151069
3
>>684151194
4
>>684151328
>kik'led
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>>684151376
i cri evrytiem
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donald trump will win
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Niggers niggers niggers
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>>684149298
I'm a Maverick.
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>>684149298
nigger stole my bike...
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Schadenfreude narcissistic superultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocodiosistic paleontologist
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>>684149298
and I still failed
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>>684151544
Never got any dubs
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she told me eighteen.
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Pepe is forever irrelevant
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Here comes dat boi
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missed my one chance
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Last post in thread

- - - - - - - - - - - - >8 - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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>>684151128
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I lost to everyone.
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high impact sexual violence
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over before it began
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>>684150860
>watching kino
>sad story

???
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>>684149298

chicken place closed down
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>>684151861
o shit wadd up
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Yo momma so fat
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Driver was an alcohol
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My cock is malfunctioning
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>>684152216
Her carmex is butter
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should have used protection
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no tears only dreams
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baby clothes, never worn
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>684149298
xbox live has expired
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>>684152365
waste of English degree
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>>684152322
Anal is the key
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These wounds they will
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I really like this
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straight gay best friend
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autism has no cure
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you're my best friend
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Don't fear the reaper
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>>684152482
Kill it with fire
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>>684152216
Fried her own liposuction
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>>684150434
Underrated post
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My uncle raped me
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>>684152413
she didn't want to
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Princess in another castle
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>>684152666
get a new girl

>Satan is upon us
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>>684152629
Guess I'll an hero
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>>684150839

Per Shakespeare the saddest story ever is only 4 words . . . "It might have been."
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But wait there's more
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>>684152216
Sunk the restaurant boat
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Show me your boypusi
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Your weld failed X-Ray.
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>>684152869
Hi Billy Mays here
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How do I greentext
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oh god it hurts
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But wait there's more
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>>684149298
sorry, only alcoholfree beer...
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>>684152753
but i'm really ugly

>hail the dark lord
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>>684149298
You are HIV Aladeen
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I am a Newfag
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>>684152413
For getting hepatitus C
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best wasn't good enough
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>>684152216
Substitutes salad with entre'
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>>684153163
My Dad had that
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We all just die
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>>684149298
She almost loved me.
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What's in the box?
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>>684150434
Fucking kek
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>>684153265
>(had) its not curable tho
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Love is an illusion
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>>684149729
They forgot
"But in the end"
You fag lord
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>>684149298
/pol/ was right again
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The ride never ends
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Baby dont hurt me
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>>684153413
it's treatable. It was cleared from his body.
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When dad comes home
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The decline of Murrica can be expressed in 4 word phrases

> (Maury Povich) And the father is . . .
> Diversity is our strength
> Gender is not binary
> I.Q. doesn't matter
> Oral sex isn't sex
> That's a Social Construct
> You are culturally appropriating
> Race is not real
> They hate our freedom
> Prisoners are people too
> Orange is now Black
> It's a borderless world
> Islam actually means "peace"
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>>684149298
she fought so hard
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you done goofed now
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>>684153474
>criticising someone for their knowledge on Linkin Park lyrics

who's the real fag lord here bro
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>>684153567
it does with death
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>>684152664
good one
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>>684153718

I called the cyber-police

consequences never the same
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>>684150860
Is it on Netflix?
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>>684153681

OP
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blue ticks beside message.
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>>684152216
Let Umaga hit it
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>>684150860
Is it worth watching?
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You cant legislate morrality
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Buying girlfriend. Have phat
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Death comes to all
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I posted in here
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>>684152909
OP
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I just wanted happiness
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Hillary Clinton elected president
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>>684153972

I am not OP
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>>684154355
ultimate kek
fuck both candidates, i hate america
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>>684154355
please god, not her.
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Make america great again
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>>684149298
watch the time go
right out the window
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Everybody Secretly Hates You
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>>684154274
Kek
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My cock is small
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Don't lynch the Nigger
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>>684154554
It's Actually Quite Obvious
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I never trusted again.
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>>684154762
Well You Don't Say
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>>684149298
Wasn't worth the pussy
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Donald Trump isn't President
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Shrek Love, Shrek Life
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They forgot about me
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>>684154554

Reported for internet bullying
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pussy grips < hand
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Viruses are not curable
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>>684155208
You are a nigger
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No cure for herpes.
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Milk past expiration date
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Whites in minority soon
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>>684155463

reported for racism, spic
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>>684155744
very true in London.
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>>684151037
I had to fall
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I use to love
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Never stood a chance.
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How is babby formed
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Thought she loved me.
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>>684155084
4 words not 5
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I was left behind.
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>>684156004
It is four dumbass
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>>684153365
Most underated post!

>i came so fast.
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>>684156181
>it's four
>doesn't know what punctuation is
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>>684149298
I sucked a dick.
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fap fap fap splooge
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Need computer.... 100 percent
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stay awhile
stay forever
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>>684149298
Never asked for this.
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She is still pregnant
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>>684149298
The game, you lost.
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You're only young once
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>>684156873
I lost the game
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expecting pussy found dick
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You sayin' they finna
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Niggers have media attention.
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Wish i was aborted
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Your life is shit
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>>684157009
You fucking nigger lover
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Obama president 8 years
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Smallest coffins are heaviest
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Please wake me up
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>>684152216
one at a time
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Here comes Donald trump
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Donald trump will win
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She called, I cried.
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>>684153413
his dad is dead
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Transgender bathrooms are here
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Mr Klimowski's a weaboo
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>>684149298
dread and dismay everyday
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Can't find my glasses
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>>684157570
>>684157618
those are happy stories
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Beer is all gone.
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Even Viagra won't help
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Oh God, It's bleeding!
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>>684149394
/thread
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I still love her
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Are you in already?
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>mom found tranny folder
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>>684157937
Americans believe this lie
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Kill me now please
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lights on, nobody home
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London chose a MUSLIM.
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Fuck my shit up
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Anne Frank did Brussels
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>>684149298
driver was an alcohol
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>>684158419

Kekd
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I was too late
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>>684149298
Disney Princess bondage thread
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Your base belong us
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m00t is back guise
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cant trust other humans
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I just got v&
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>>684156479
A comma isn't a word you asshole
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Off by just one
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Don't worry; it's fatal.
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The bitch said no
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>>684149298
Promise me Ned.
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Too long; didn't read.
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Baby shoes. Never worn.
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It's Dad, Mom's dead
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then, i said goodbye
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Your dick. It's gone.
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Everybody loves Ned Flanders.
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They didn't even stop
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wake up, dick gone
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Your asshole. It multiplied.
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You'll never see again
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>>684149298
i was so close
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>>684149298

I really like memes
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youve got the aids
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He's just a friend
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>>684159057
In your mouth dude
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Then I stopped struggling
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>>684159502
Oh shit you're right
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Death would be release
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Before I could cum
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This sad fucking thread
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>>684158871
who's that?
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Then who was phone?
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Jizzed in my ear
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You are the father.
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Baby is wrong color
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>>684149298
It's been five years.
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>>684159914
You fucked it up
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>>684155884
to lose it all
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>>684159914
Kill yourself, ya pussy
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>>684159993
I fucked it up.
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I couldn't stay hard
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>>684159914
You done fucked up
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>>684160055
I will kill myself.
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God hates us all
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>>684160124
Jk don't do it
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>>684149298
I can't count
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niggers tongue my anus
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Waking up disappoints me.
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>>684152981
does that mean you dun bad?

> My contriboosun
on /b/ yet again
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She bit it off
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Its à Man baby
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>>684151861
o shit waddup
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dad, I like rugby
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he just didn't know...
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>>684160382
Fucking kill yourself, faggot
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Welcome back, you summerfags!
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>>684149298
my bum is caked
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>>684155884
To lose it all
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I just couldn't reach
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Rolley
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Shit its that boi
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>>684150434
kek'd
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You are the father
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>>684149298
levitate levitate levitate levitate
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drink feck arse girls
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OP didnt deliver again
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The nigger got her
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Daddy didn't touch me
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>>684149298
They're not coming back.
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>>684149298
He died. The End.
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Suicide didn't work today.
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She never missed me
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Like fries with that?
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Didn't want it anyway
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Europe is already dead.
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>>684149298
Never stood a chance.
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>>684160000
oh shit them quads
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Christ is still watching
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>>684150872
No not at all
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Want to kill myself
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too poor for motel
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>>684149298
She did it again
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FRESH OC MEME
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>>684149298
That's the wrong hole
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Make America Great Again
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Life is completely meaningless.
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My dick so small
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I AM A BRONY
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