ITT: Sad 4 word stories. I'll start. I tried so hard
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ITT: Sad 4 word stories. I'll start.
I tried so hard
>>684149298
and got so far
OP is a faggot
>>684149298
I got so far
it doesn't even matter
>>684149298
She was never mine
>>684149388
>>684149437
>>684149520
100% lyric accuracy
I never get dubs
>>684149298
I want to die
oh shit wad up
Hi welcome to chili's
she loves somebody else
>>684149719
cuck faggot
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
I'm not good enough
>>684149298
i wish i knew
I just watched Rubber
No, this is Patrick.
Sometimes you loved me
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
>>684149388
But in the end
We need to talk
>>684149298
You know the rules
>>684150860
Topkek
I feel for you
>>684150985
It doesn't even matter
>>684149298
Show us your tits
never trust a fart
>>684149298
Is it over yet?
>>684149298
I browse 4chan everyday
She is a friend.
>>684149298
Or you will have
Suddenly I remember you
Repeat that in red
A nigger is president.
You forgot your name
I wanted to believe.
>>684149298
to get the fuck off
>darn it I broke it
Who even are we?
>>684151124
You are so funny
I can't count
>>684149298
It's snowing on mt fuji
>>684151359
have you ever been so far?
>>684151376
i cri evrytiem
donald trump will win
Niggers niggers niggers
>>684149298
I'm a Maverick.
>>684149298
nigger stole my bike...
Schadenfreude narcissistic superultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocodiosistic paleontologist
>>684149298
and I still failed
>>684151544
Never got any dubs
she told me eighteen.
Pepe is forever irrelevant
Here comes dat boi
missed my one chance
Last post in thread
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>>684151128
I lost to everyone.
high impact sexual violence
over before it began
>>684150860
>watching kino
>sad story
???
>>684149298
chicken place closed down
>>684151861
o shit wadd up
Yo momma so fat
Driver was an alcohol
My cock is malfunctioning
>>684152216
Her carmex is butter
should have used protection
no tears only dreams
baby clothes, never worn
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>684149298
xbox live has expired
>>684152365
waste of English degree
>>684152322
Anal is the key
These wounds they will
I really like this
straight gay best friend
autism has no cure
you're my best friend
Don't fear the reaper
>>684152482
Kill it with fire
>>684152216
Fried her own liposuction
>>684150434
Underrated post
My uncle raped me
>>684152413
she didn't want to
Princess in another castle
>>684152666
get a new girl
>Satan is upon us
>>684152629
Guess I'll an hero
>>684150839
Per Shakespeare the saddest story ever is only 4 words . . . "It might have been."
But wait there's more
>>684152216
Sunk the restaurant boat
Show me your boypusi
Your weld failed X-Ray.
>>684152869
Hi Billy Mays here
How do I greentext
oh god it hurts
But wait there's more
>>684149298
sorry, only alcoholfree beer...
>>684152753
but i'm really ugly
>hail the dark lord
>>684149298
You are HIV Aladeen
I am a Newfag
>>684152413
For getting hepatitus C
best wasn't good enough
>>684152216
Substitutes salad with entre'
>>684153163
My Dad had that
We all just die
>>684149298
She almost loved me.
What's in the box?
>>684150434
Fucking kek
>>684153265
>(had) its not curable tho
Love is an illusion
>>684149729
They forgot
"But in the end"
You fag lord
>>684149298
/pol/ was right again
The ride never ends
Baby dont hurt me
>>684153413
it's treatable. It was cleared from his body.
When dad comes home
The decline of Murrica can be expressed in 4 word phrases
> (Maury Povich) And the father is . . .
> Diversity is our strength
> Gender is not binary
> I.Q. doesn't matter
> Oral sex isn't sex
> That's a Social Construct
> You are culturally appropriating
> Race is not real
> They hate our freedom
> Prisoners are people too
> Orange is now Black
> It's a borderless world
> Islam actually means "peace"
>>684149298
she fought so hard
you done goofed now
>>684153474
>criticising someone for their knowledge on Linkin Park lyrics
who's the real fag lord here bro
>>684153567
it does with death
>>684152664
good one
>>684153718
I called the cyber-police
consequences never the same
>>684150860
Is it on Netflix?
blue ticks beside message.
>>684152216
Let Umaga hit it
>>684150860
Is it worth watching?
You cant legislate morrality
Buying girlfriend. Have phat
Death comes to all
I posted in here
I just wanted happiness
Hillary Clinton elected president
>>684153972
I am not OP
>>684154355
ultimate kek
fuck both candidates, i hate america
>>684154355
please god, not her.
Make america great again
>>684149298
watch the time go
right out the window
Everybody Secretly Hates You
>>684154274
Kek
My cock is small
Don't lynch the Nigger
>>684154554
It's Actually Quite Obvious
I never trusted again.
>>684154762
Well You Don't Say
>>684149298
Wasn't worth the pussy
Donald Trump isn't President
Shrek Love, Shrek Life
They forgot about me
>>684154554
Reported for internet bullying
pussy grips < hand
Viruses are not curable
>>684155208
You are a nigger
No cure for herpes.
Milk past expiration date
Whites in minority soon
>>684155463
reported for racism, spic
>>684155744
very true in London.
>>684151037
I had to fall
I use to love
Never stood a chance.
How is babby formed
Thought she loved me.
>>684155084
4 words not 5
I was left behind.
>>684156004
It is four dumbass
>>684153365
Most underated post!
>i came so fast.
>>684156181
>it's four
>doesn't know what punctuation is
>>684149298
I sucked a dick.
fap fap fap splooge
Need computer.... 100 percent
stay awhile
stay forever
>>684149298
Never asked for this.
She is still pregnant
>>684149298
The game, you lost.
You're only young once
>>684156873
I lost the game
expecting pussy found dick
You sayin' they finna
Niggers have media attention.
Wish i was aborted
Your life is shit
>>684157009
You fucking nigger lover
Obama president 8 years
Smallest coffins are heaviest
Please wake me up
>>684152216
one at a time
Here comes Donald trump
Donald trump will win
She called, I cried.
>>684153413
his dad is dead
Transgender bathrooms are here
Mr Klimowski's a weaboo
>>684149298
dread and dismay everyday
Can't find my glasses
>>684157570
>>684157618
those are happy stories
Beer is all gone.
Even Viagra won't help
Oh God, It's bleeding!
>>684149394
/thread
I still love her
Are you in already?
>mom found tranny folder
>>684157937
Americans believe this lie
Kill me now please
lights on, nobody home
London chose a MUSLIM.
Fuck my shit up
Anne Frank did Brussels
>>684149298
driver was an alcohol
>>684158419
Kekd
I was too late
>>684149298
Disney Princess bondage thread
Your base belong us
m00t is back guise
cant trust other humans
I just got v&
>>684156479
A comma isn't a word you asshole
Off by just one
Don't worry; it's fatal.
The bitch said no
>>684149298
Promise me Ned.
Too long; didn't read.
Baby shoes. Never worn.
It's Dad, Mom's dead
then, i said goodbye
Your dick. It's gone.
Everybody loves Ned Flanders.
They didn't even stop
wake up, dick gone
Your asshole. It multiplied.
You'll never see again
>>684149298
i was so close
>>684149298
I really like memes
youve got the aids
He's just a friend
>>684159057
In your mouth dude
Then I stopped struggling
>>684159502
Oh shit you're right
Death would be release
Before I could cum
This sad fucking thread
>>684158871
who's that?
Then who was phone?
Jizzed in my ear
You are the father.
Baby is wrong color
>>684149298
It's been five years.
>>684159914
You fucked it up
>>684155884
to lose it all
>>684159914
Kill yourself, ya pussy
>>684159993
I fucked it up.
I couldn't stay hard
>>684159914
You done fucked up
>>684160055
I will kill myself.
God hates us all
>>684160124
Jk don't do it
>>684149298
I can't count
niggers tongue my anus
Waking up disappoints me.
>>684152981
does that mean you dun bad?
> My contriboosun
on /b/ yet again
She bit it off
Its à Man baby
>>684151861
o shit waddup
dad, I like rugby
he just didn't know...
>>684160382
Fucking kill yourself, faggot
Welcome back, you summerfags!
>>684149298
my bum is caked
>>684155884
To lose it all
I just couldn't reach
Rolley
Shit its that boi
>>684150434
kek'd
You are the father
>>684149298
levitate levitate levitate levitate
drink feck arse girls
OP didnt deliver again
The nigger got her
Daddy didn't touch me
>>684149298
They're not coming back.
>>684149298
He died. The End.
Suicide didn't work today.
She never missed me
Like fries with that?
Didn't want it anyway
Europe is already dead.
>>684149298
Never stood a chance.
>>684160000
oh shit them quads
Christ is still watching
>>684150872
No not at all
Want to kill myself
too poor for motel
>>684149298
She did it again
FRESH OC MEME
>>684149298
That's the wrong hole
Make America Great Again
Life is completely meaningless.
My dick so small
I AM A BRONY
