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Waifu Claiming Thread
>claim your waifu
>discuss things
>lewds and rp to a minimum
>get mad at OP
You should try bleach!
Its the best drink there is!
Akiko claimed
Good evening /waifu/
>>684136269
Don't mind that too much Curie
most of the time there's already conversation ongoing so people will focus on that. You just gotta butt in somewhere or hope for a (You)
>>684136800
kagami claimed!!!
>>684136707
I didn't come here for feels
I got to go for a bit, so here is some music
https://patthebunny.bandcamp.com/album/the-volatile-utopian-real-estate-market
>>684136848
I'd rather drink ethyl alcohol.
>>684136800
Man, I sure am mad at OP.
Best type moon clamed.
Finally found a way to download pixiv animations as gifs.
>>684135910
>Had school it was pretty chill
>some hours later went to a bigger city with two friends and smoked some joints "^^
>after that we walked through the city back to train station, letting miiro play all the way on a speaker with Miki Hoshi on the volume control
>most weeb thing I ever done
>>684136069
How are you doing? :)
>fubuki claimed
I'm here just in time to be late. Such is life.
shiro
>>684136433
Good progression of story, good character development, really great fight scenes. Mediocre first five episodes, but really gets good at epiosde six
>>684136911
that's how i get my (you)'s, just butt into convo's when the time seems right.
>>684136920
How goes the day Kagami?
>>684136968
blegh!!! isopropyl is worse though, i've drank some before on accident
>>684136848
bleach is overrated, i prefer water
>>684136433
filenames would be the easiest way to tell
>>684136800
OP is a fag
>>684136800
new thread?
>>684136707
It really is but its the sense of adventure that I am after!
>>684137065
it goes!!! got done with another brief today....this time it was finance!! how about your day???
I might actually do the /waifu/ album thing.
Maybe.
Don't count on it.
>>684137047
I'm doing good!
What about you?
>>684137054
Next time for sure!
>Kyouko claimed.
Yo.
>>684137202
Oops forgot pic, Rikka claimed!
Hamakaze
>>684137245
oh, tired to all butt. chilling in here watching owari no seraph on the side.
>>684137054
ugh sorry again
give me kill
How were your gains?
>>684136975
>>684137154
atta boy
>>684136911
akiko
>>684137185
uh yeah we refresh it as soon as the old one hits 150 images
>>684136848
it won't stay down
>>684137316
galko
>>684136911
Jet fuel can't melt my steel dubs
>>684136920
Hello Kagami
>>684136978
Tell us your secrets
>>684137065
> just butt into convo's when the time seems right.
Good job Padawan, here's your (You)
>>684137185
Are you new to these threads?
>>684137267
I'm looking forward to it
What kind of songs would it contain
>>684136920
6 minutes and 38 seconds later than you said you would arrive!
>>684137139
Ergh... how much did you drink of it and how did that happen?
>>684137267
What do you have in mind?
>>684137316
heya galko, how are you doing today??
>>684137270
Can't complain. So what are you doing?
>>684136848
Tried it. Almost died!
>>684136911
Good evening peach demon
>>684136978
I need to learn on how to make gifs lol
>>684136920
Hello purple haired friend
>>684137047
First time smoking with a blunt. Friends didn't know how to roll it and fucked it up. We weren't high so we got a pipe and that fucked me up lol
>>684137185
It never ends
>>684137431
yes, yes i am
Let me have another go.
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, bleach, mojito, Syndra Cream, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.
>>684137431
>Tell us your secrets
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ugoira2gif/ionmgpeclkmpjkmfejilaihdegkjehfj?hl=en
I still need to fiddle with some settings to them within 4chan limits.
>>684137608
Fake
>>684137316
Hi Galko
>qt
>>684137424
You did what you had to. I was late, it's my fault.
The gym went well, my legs are killing me though.
>>684137608
Sup Neo?
I'll have a lemon ice cream, as usual.
>>684137419
nice!!! you liking that so far???
>>684137431
hello akiko!! how are you???
>>684137452
i-i was here earlier, i just had to wait for a new thread, i was actually a minute early!!! i promise
some idiot left a bottle of it out and didn't label it, and i was thirsty lol, we use it for cleaning aircraft and stuff
>>684137511
hello shinoa, how's it goin??
>>684137569
tiny bit of advice
at this time the threads get super fast. so try to reply to multiple people at once. if you can't help it, reply without an image and with your name attached
you don't have to but it helps
>>684137608
syndra cream please
(that was the bleach one, yes?)
>Karen
>>684137470
Nothing really at the moment, just watching the thread.
You?
>>684137608
I'll take a scoop of bleach.
>>684137424
Karen.
>>684137455
Alright, I'm leaving work soon. How are you?
>>684137608
Could I have more malted french people?
>>684137725
Hey Emi.
Put the last thing you listened to in the bag and no one gets hurt!
>>684137431
>>684137452
I always wanted to make a lolicore record.
But I'll be content with some, um, Vaportrap?
I don't know, I might just figure it out in the process.
>>684137810
>reply without an image and with your name attached
Fuck that
>Important claim
>>684137744
>>684137744
yea, finished season one yesterday, am on episode three of season two right now
>>684137931
THat Part - Schoolboy Q feat. Kanye West (no youtube link, riperino)
>Shiro
>>684137973
yup
https://youtu.be/rc_WvczuVu4
>>684137424
KAREN
>>684137511
>checked
Nice pic, how's it going smuggles?
I see I've earned a new title
>>684137569
Welcome to /waifu/
I'll try to memorise your filenames but my memory is terrible
>>684137608
Give me 2 scoops of that bleach to end my day
and have some yourself of course, my treat
>>684137698
Thanks fam, might find some quality waifu material
>>684137744
>checked dub dubs
Arrived at my mom's place
unfortunately my sister is out but I'm just chilling here
I'm fed, got company and I'm warm, what more do you want? It's even the start of a 3-day weekend AND I found a lot of great waifu pics from skimming the manga
>>684137725
Just waiting for the Private Frosty Squad to assemble before we start playing some SeeUs:GO. Yourself? Any plans for tonight?
I'll getcha your lemon ice cream as soon as possible.
>>684137810
Well, Syndra Cream has heroin and syndra fluids in, but bleach flavour is made from real bleach.
>>684137834
Alright, try not to overdose on it. Shit's lethal.
>>684137847
Of course. White flags too. How you doing, blonde and boobieful?
>>684137931
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo&ab_channel=TVFilthyFrank
>>684137931
https://youtu.be/SDIWLRvc7gQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVYXFPjyjIk
>>684138276
oh its this faggot again
>>684138093
thank you for a pic of kagami's voice actor
>>684138221
that's sounds great!!! sounds like you're gonna have a kick ass weekend!
>>684137511
Did you tried to roll the American way without paper tip or with? I'm pretty good at rolling if I have a tip but without I'll really fuck up. Also the American way is not so nice to smoke >.<
Never smoked with a pipe but I already vaped and had a bong for a long time
>first time bong
>put like 0.8g in it of amnesia haze
>smoked 3/4 of it and then layed down on the floor for 3 hours without being able to move
>the next day I smoked the rest of the head before school
C.C. Claimed
>>684138221
Well, it's the rules here that we don't eat our ice cream. So we'll just give you our scoops instead. How does that sound?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQOXxmznGPg
>>684138224
put the bleach in my mouth
>>684138221
the oregano sachii is always sachii(number)
the new one has small sentences
>>684138078
d.va hi
>>684137725
>my legs are killing me though.
haha you don't have legs.
but really though. you got a track at your gym or do you do treadmill?
>>684138221
I've already gotten this for Shiki
https://a.pomf.cat/eoienx.gif
>>684137744
Ok I will trust you! Rip... at least you cleaned your bones and killed the bacteria that could be growing on it.
>>684137931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtU2ZLbkr1U
>>684137938
I would definately buy your mixtape.
>>684138519
Alright. Shovel it in or liquidize it and pour it down a tube?
So after a year and six months, it's no longer me that you want
But I love you so much it hurts
Never mistreated you once
I poured my heart out to you
Let down my guard swear to God
I'll blow my brains in your lap
Lay here and die in your arms
Drop to my knees and I'm pleading
I'm trying to stop you from leaving
You won't even listen so fuck it
I'm trying to stop you from breathing
I put both hands on your throat
I sit on top of you squeezing
'Til I snap your neck like a Popsicle stick
Ain't no possible reason I could think of to let you walk up out this house
And let you live
Tears stream down both of my cheeks
Then I let you go and just give
And before I put that gun to my temple
I told you this
>>684138688
hi
>>684138224
>Private Frosty Squad
That's quite an interesting name you have there.
>Any plans for tonight?
I'll watch a short animu movie Shiki recommended me, I need to relax today, I've been busy all day and I just came back home from the gym. I'm shattered.
>>684138519
>haha you don't have legs.
Thank god you made the joke, I would've been disappointed otherwise
I do treadmill, there aren't many tracks where I live, there's a place where they sell marijuana and bongs. Those are my fellow citizens' priorities.
best girl claimed!
>>684137267
/waifu/ music album?! where do i sign up as writing/production staff?
>>684138840
Tracks are for fags anyway, park master race.
>>684137386
Here come that boi
>>684137608
Vanilla please
>>684137744
Doing goodness just cleaning my place up lol. Get any sleep?
>>684138221
Good. Cleaning is so relaxing. Yes you do. You are peaches demon because of yesterday. Words must spread!
>>684138276
Gay ass nigga. What's up, bitch boi?
>>684138276
Forgot to say, wassup, Marie Rose?
>Emi
>>684138430
Why are you even still alive
>>684138581
whatever ends my life the fastest just do it please
>>684138840
it was an internal struggle
My gym in saudi arabia was on the top floor of the mall. the track used to go around the entire mall like a balcony and you could look at people on the lower floors. was pretty dank
did you do any other workouts?
>>684138894
music bro what's up
Late QOTT: What do you do to wake yourself up when stupidly tired?
I down a shot of hot sauce, which is what I'm about to do. I hate doing it but it naps are for the weak.
>>684138576
nobody like moldy bones!!!! gotta have those pearly whites!!!
how's your day been going homu???
>>684138978
i did, 6 hours, im gonna catch up this weekend lol, how's cleaning going??
>>684139168
take a cold shower, or just continue on lol
>>684138224
Pretty bored and tired. How are you?
>>684137834
Wanted to watch some anime with a friend now so I'm away for some time or till tomorrow
If I'm not back again today, goodnight everyone.
>hugs all
>>684138576
I bet that I'll totally forget about it, but if I ever do do it, I'll post a bandcamp link or something.
>>684138894
Jezz I haven't even decided if I'm gonna do this and I already have people lining for a seat in the production.
Score.
You need a shitty internet ALIAS first son.
>>684139096
If i wasn't, no one would be here to tell you to kill yourself.
https://youtu.be/C6IaUMAg3Dc
>>684138433
>checked
I'm just gonna spend it working on my game anyway, wouldn't want to disappoint you guys
I'm going to the honey store tomorrow and pick up some bottles of mead. That's when things will start to get enjoyable
>>684138511
Awesome, thanks a bunch
You can also treat Karen to some bleach cream, put it on my tab
>>684138519
>oregano sachii
wat?
I'll look out for it but my memory is like a sift
How are you doing you piece of meme?
>>684138549
>dat illusion
That's pretty good man
>>684138978
>Cleaning is so relaxing
Only certain types of cleaning are relaxing to me. Vacuuming and doing dishes is fine but I hate cleaning floors
>Words must spread!
It won't catch on I think, but I saved that pic from yesterday.
>>684138840
>animu movie
Ooh, which one? I haven't really watched any anime the movies before.
> came back home from the gym.
Mhm, same. I hadn't been in two weeks and I felt disgusting. Got in the gym and felt fantastic about myself.
>That's quite an interesting name you have there.
Mm, started with me being slightly drunk and pretending to be a Russian soldier on Militia. Shouted "Private Frosty Squad" roll out multiple times until we stuck with it. Current team is:
Private Frosty Neo
Private Frosty Linda
Private Frosty Edgy Bread
Private Frosty Khaled.
There's an opening for a towel boy if you want in?
>>684139142
We can inject it directly into your veins.
>>684138978
Alright. That's a very... Vanilla choice.
I'll leave as soon as I serve give you the ice cream.
>>684139260
Tired, too. Stomach is full and waiting on the team to get on CS:Go so we can get stomped on competitive. The usual for a Friday night.
>>684139268
See ya, enjoy yourself.
>>684139168
I go back to sleep. It's a bit counter-productive, but it works, I swear.
>>684139413
ooooo i've always wanted to try mead!!! but i never get the chance too
how does it taste??
Don't even try to say that's not intimidating.
>Shiro
>>684139386
I gotchu
>>684139096
apply noose to neck
>>684139413
oregano = original
they use it on r9k to bypass the robot
I'm doing ok. my next exam is on the 17th so I'm at my grandma's for a bit
going back up to dorms tomorrow. how's your game coming?
>>684139415
end my suffering go
>>684139531
I love that chibi so much kyouko a cute
Elizabeth f. Beurling, a cool beauty who doesn't give too many fucks.
>>684139142
i'm working on another jingle today in garage band and am digging it. you?
>>684139279
oh piss you are right... i should probably have one anyways so i can produce a bunch of electric music as practice and get feedback.
>Anomalous
zozzle
>>684139704
mead is fantastic! its fucking magical just make sure the person making it didn't poison it with coffee grounds or soething else as equally trendy and terrible
>>684139585
I don't like it...
>>684139737
its like the devils semen or some shit
>>684138978
What thw fuck is up you smug prick? Not too much. I'm in my hometown now. I might not be gojng to fort Mcbbq for another month so that's shitty
>>684139059
Ayyyy superior Maka albarn. My gf is out shopping now and I'm in the hotel. Probably going to wank off soon. Wyd?
>>684139386
And for that, I thank you.
>>684139741
Karen a cute aswell!
>>684139737
What am I looking at exactly?
>>684139741
You are doing it all wrong.
Kill yourself.
>>684138933
I wish I could choose.
>>684139142
I'm jelly as fuck now, thanks. Everything in there seems to be top-tier shit, jesus...
No other workouts, not now, I'm training for a race, which is this sunday.
>>684139415
Voices of a distant star, it's pretty short, 20 minutes or so.
The gym does that, I feel euphoric.
Interesting story... As epic as it can get. I'm afraid I'll have to decline the offer, I'm good kek
Getting real tired of this living bullshit
>>684139986
That's a cap full of hot sauce. I drink it too wake me up.
>Shiro
>>684138456
Kek I don't remember since it was last year a few weeks before graduation. All I remeber is 1/8th a nug was wasted
>>684139168
Keep eye lids up by force or hold my breath til I pass out
>>684139253
Doing good mang, its relaxing for some reason. Amd get some more real soon bro. You stayed up for 36 hours
>>684139413
Im okay with washing dishes since it gives me a rash only in one spot at my left hand and what happened last time lol. I don't do bathroom cause I'll just lysol the shit out of it. I still have the original and memed if you want
>>684139415
How vanilla?
>>684139737
That is not okay
>>684139983
Cleaning my place up. Real relaxing for some reason and Mmmm bbq
>>684140161
Don't let the existential crisis set it.
>>684139777
also any woman who carries around a kukri is a keeper
>>684139413
Alrighty, I gotcha.
>Ay, Karen. Akiko says you gets some free bleach ice cream too.
I'll put some aside for her, don't worry.
>>684139741
It... It may take a few minutes to properly enter your blood stream.
>>684140089
You sure? We offer great annual pay of 20 shekkles for a years work.
>20 minutes or so.
Oh, that's cool then. I guess I'll have to give it a quick watch at some point.
>>684139983
Just came back from the gym and I'm gonna take a shower. Unfortunately, I can't jack off today, the family is visiting.
Make sure she doesn't spend too much money kek
>Emi
>>684140089
>No other workouts, not now, I'm training for a race, which is this sunday.
Oh, how long a race?
Got a specific target time or position?
>>684140161
Do it.
>>684139827
I'm tempted to actually start something, but I'll know it's just gonna turn to shit eventually.
I gotta go be an adult or something, will continue /waifu/ album conversation later.
>>684139777
>TRIPPS
Hotel internet fucking sucks
>>684139827
I can't stop thinking of you as an advanced music student that can sing and play multiple instruments
when you say shit like zozzle and anomalous it's just so funny to me kek
my week is okay so far. last exam on the 17th
>>684140056
اقتل حالك
Did I do it right this time?
>>684140089
shit nigga, good luck!
how many people participating?
>>684140290
why am I still alive you ice cream fuck
>>684140161
Just wait until VR lets you live with your waifu.
>>684140219
About as vanilla as Penis In Vagina sex. You sure you want ice cream that is that boring?
>>684139827
that sounds great!!! that'll be my first drink then....whenever that happens kek
>Shiragami Youko claimed
>Remember, if you're not winning, you're losing
>And if you're losing, you're a fucking chump
>>684140566
It better be soon.
>>684140431
Contemplating.
>>684140284
Way too late, friendo.
>>684139777
>a cool beauty
YOU RANG?!
>pic
>>684140566
>Just wait until VR lets you live with your waifu.
This will be my cause of death.
I'll probably just forget eating and shit.
>>684140741
How goes it friend?
>>684140781
I know this is really harsh, especially for someone like me but... image.jpg
>Shiro
>>684139704
Depends on what kind you get. I personally can't resist the elderberry mead but there's plenty other. Cherry mead, apple mead, aged golden, double honeyed, chocolate
There's a LOT of variants but they all have that very sweet aftertaste. You know that bitter sting you get whenever you drink anything alcoholic. Yea, mead doesn't have that. It has this bittersweet followed by an aftertaste a lot like honey that lingers very long. One sip will leave aftertaste for a good 3 minutes. You can enjoy it for so very long.
>>684139827
This guy gets it
>>684139741
Ah now it makes sense
I don't browse /r9k/
Game is going good. I've figured out how to get the reversed explosionforce I wanted to simulate the grapple swing. Also, wall climbing and ceiling scaling has been implemented
>tl;dr It's going great
>>684140161
Close your eyes, go to sleep, don't wake up
What's happened Renge?
>>684140741
That's a winner right there
>>684140359
>make sure she doesn't spend too much money
Just like my right hand at 11 o'clockat night. Beats the fuck out of me!
>>684140219
What would you like from the bbq? We have 3 humans and 2.2k houses and as much wood as you would like!
Jk you can starve to death
>>684139741
awhh what the fuck.
That was rude
>>684140522
Nogalini sevi
>>684140781
Don't wait too long.
>>684140944
It goes, it goes. A little bored, I suppose.
You?
>>684141005
You know it!
Also /r9k/ has an astounding concept but it's community is pretty gross.
>>684141133
>Double dubs!
Oh... it's syndra... nvm clothes are staying on
>>684141328
Fuck thats ugly
>>684140944
I'm mostly just messing around, not actually going to kill myself. Just in a blegh mood is all. If you still want to call me out for attention whoring then sure, whatever man.
>>684141133
I'll be sure to get to it soon.
>>684141005
Nothing Akiko, I'm mostly just joking.
>>684141291
I USED THE WRONG, IT'S/ITS GODDAMNIT
>>684141291
Oh, about to go masturbate.
Have fun all. I'll be back soon I suppose.
>>684140522
i mean i AM a human who lurks /b/ (specifically /waifu/) I mean anyone can learn music, it just takes reading and practice just like anything else. Like I'm playing guitar to pass the time waiting for responses. Also I thought the Anomalous thing was clever >.< like I'm out of the ordinary while containing a reference to my origins as a /b/tard
>>684140451
sounds great man! i'll bother you later
>>684140617
i really dont think you will regret it. its so delicious and sweet
>>684141005
mmmmm, that sounds so good, that's the one thing i hated about alcohol!! the alcohol taste lol
>>684140878
it would be the best way to die though
>>684140161
>>684140781
>there are people in this thread living right now
dude WHAT are you doing
>>684141005
how are you gonna share the game-o? you gonna try to sell it too or nah?
>>684141100
I'm a rude kinda guy
>>684141133
tues-toi
>>684141406
HAHA GOOD JOB YOU FUCKING LOSER END YOUR LIFE IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW JUST GET OUT OF LIFE
>>684141582
>>684141499
>
>>684141548
thanks anon!!! if i ever find any, ill drink it!!
>>684140566
>Just wait until VR lets you live with your waifu
Soon
And I'll take the Syndra flavor please
>>684141100
>dub dub
Lol your barbecue is probably shit anyways. Try some real barbecue and come down here to Texas
>>684141582
>>684141702
>>684141582
>
I hereby confirm these two anons!
>>684141646
>If I offed myself over it's/its I would've kicked the bucket long ago.
>>684141669
>
>>684141646
Yeah but... wow. Uncalled for
>>684141499
Ayyyyyy me too. Let's go back to back and James Bond this bitch!
>>684141397
I was thinking the same thing
That should be lynched and burned like a nigger
>>684141403
Stop playing around! Just do it
>>684141372
And keep them that way.
>>684141403
See you in hell
>>684141646
педик
убить себя
>>684141648
>>684141702
>>684141810
>>684141291
Is it worth going there? /waifu/ pretty much fullfills all my needs at the moment
>>684141406
Shhh, nobody saw that
>>684141403
Well that's no fun, I wanted drama
>jk
Good evening fucker
>>684141601
Yea well with mead those troubles are in the past my friend. as an incorrigable sweet tooth and drunk mead was just the nectar of the gods for me. I higly recommend trying it when you have the chance
>>684141646
I'd never dare to charge for my shitty demo version. I'll probably upload the full build somewhere where you guys can download it for free
>>684141881
Winners don't die, they're reborn as legends
>>684142054
>>684140290
I'm good for now, thanks!
>>684140426
5k, I think I've mentioned it before, maybe not. I want to finish in under 25 mins. Not so sure I can make it, but I'm gonna try.
>>684140522
No idea, but I have the number 2 thousand and something, so I'm guessing a fuckton of people.
Bunch of scrubs won't stand a chance.
Gonna have dinner, brb!
>>684142059
D E M O N
E
M
O
N
>>684141957
Yeah I will. You keep being depressed. Maybe one day you'll stop being a little bitch and end your life
>praise the sun
who wants to know a fun fact about me
>>684141582
>>684141702
>>684141810
well shit this was bound to happen honestly
>>684141881
perhaps you should have, greeno
I like barry's waifu better anyway :d
>>684141957
I'm gonna be honest I actually ran out of languages I know how to speak
սպանել ինքներդ
>>684142119
leave them in the dust
let us know how it goes after it's done
>>684142059
>Is it worth going there?
Never, not in a million years.
It's the neckbeardiest part of 4chan, and full of self-pity. It's pretty gross, really.
>winners don't die they're reborn as legends
See, that's where you're wrong.
Winners are already legends.
>>684142279
i do tongue-kun!
>>684142119
I believe in you Bestbro.
>>684142334
>I like barry's waifu better anyway :d
With all due respect to Barry, that's blasphemy.
>>684142279
Oooooh you've piqued my interest.
>>684142279
what's that frog kun???
>>684142516
blue>green, friendo
>Karen
>>684142334
Kill ise
Nužudyk save
döda dig själv
>>684142359
oooo are you talking about /r9k/?
>i lurk there because its like watching a train wreck
>>684142210
>
>>684142359
>neckbeardiest part of 4chan
>full of self-pity
>pretty gross
Sounds perfect for us
>>684142334
I will, even though anything but first place for me is a loss.
>>684142452
Thanks bestbro, I'll do my best!
>>684142334
Many shipping will soon happen
>>684142625
Oh
>Shinoa bro
>>684136920
Your waifu is absolute garbage
Also, toshinou kyouko claimed
new bread?
>>684142669
>>684142669
>>684142669
ababababababadfadadada
>>684142878
Ill delete desu
