"Dont look, its the cops"
Literally happened to me like a couple weeks ago. I met this chick on stupid ass OKCupid and we were smoking a blunt in the movie theater parking lot and not even 5 mins into smoking the cops rolled up behind us. When i said dont look she immedetly jerked her head back to look.... needless to say, there wasnt a second date since we both got arrested for possession
No not cash, and no im not doing that cause im saving the messages for court to prove it wasnt my weed and you faggot white knights will tell her. All of our convo was on FB messanger and i dont feel like bloting names and shit out
Hey what're you up to?
Well apparently thats not a way to ask someone out on a date that was already planned, because you get no response and the date is ruined because it never even happened.
Me being a sperg
> bed red-headed 240 lb fatty
> want her to roleplay mom/son with me as my mom is a red-head 250 lb fatty
> 5 words "Do you fuck your son?"
> after I said it it occurred to me that I just asked for a 3 way with her son, not to roleplay mom/son with me