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Little dick reporting in humiliate me /b/
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>>684135074
No timestamp no humilliation
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>>684135074
Is that errect?
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>>684135074
Whoever owns that dick, my heart goes out to you, you poor poor guy..
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>>684135074
Dude lose a shit ton of weight and you could add maybe two inches to that. Some girls don't mind a smaller dick. You know what they do mind?? Tits on a man.
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>that feeling when four inches long
>that feeling when six inches girth

>that feeling when you have a literal chode

how should I kill myself?
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>>684135741
Six inch girth?? Can we have a pic anon??
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Yo can go and pay a bitch to fuck with you.she doesnt care if you have a small dick as long as you give her money
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>>684135074
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>>684135074
My condolences bro. Good luck out there. I'm sure some one wouldn't mind. Just keep trying
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>>684135074
Not small just big lighter
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>>684135194
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>>684135074
The only option for you is suicide
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>>684135074
Ill join
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should have picked the bigger lighter
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>>684135074
there are clitoris bigger than ur dick, become a trap or kill yourself.
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Literally kill yourselves
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>mfw average but have a drastic upward curve
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>>684136768
How bad we talking, I mean if you do missionary you could touch her g spot with your tip
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>>684135074
How does it feel knowing your little dicklet will never be wanted by anybody? Your dick will never make anybody cum. Whoever sees your dick is going to laugh, rightfully so.
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>>684137007
Yeah it is perfect for that but when they first see it, they get a look on their face. Once its in, they like it. Id show but im at work
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>>684135983
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>>684135074
In all seriousness. I'm sorry man. You'll never be able to keep a woman and it won't even be your fault. You're probably an OK dude too. My ex still comes back for a pounding and I'm only a hair above average. I used to play basketball w her current bf and I know he's not much smaller than me.
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Is that erect?
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>>684137575
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>>684135966
Listen bro learn to eat pussy like a madman. After I make my wife cum 5-10 times by eating that sweet little clit shes completley numb and ripe for pounding. No girl will csre about dick size when ypu send them to cloud 9 with them tounge skills boi. O shit wadduppp
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>>684137365
How big is it? Im 5" to 5.4". Is this average?
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>>684137966
Yeah 5.5" with like 3 inch girth i think never measured
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I'm into small dicks but not humiliation.
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>>684137966
I've always been confused with girth. Measured mine the other day and I am about 5.2" with 4.2" girth, not sure if 4.2" girth is good or not
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>>684138203
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>>684138518
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>>684138518
Yeah i have no clue.
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>>684138518
4.2" seems kinda thin
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>>684137602
you fuck your ex even though she has a boyfriend?
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>>684135074
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>>684135074
well ... you'll have to use a dildo when having sex ... nothing else to do here. And expect a trouble every time you first sleep with a woman. Better to prepare her in advance.

Unless you like it in the ass. In that case hope to meet a woman who'll peg you with strapon.... or a guy if youre gay....
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>>684135624
kek
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>>684135689
haha yeah this.

>>684135983
average male reporting... jesus you guys are insecure. is this really what porn does to us?
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