kek I'm an israeli jewfag Today is actually Israel's
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
kek I'm an israeli jewfag
Today is actually Israel's independence day
and here are some actual facts
>I, personally, literally own your ass
>the only reason you're still alive is the fact mossad and Shin Bet allow it
>every single bit of info mined by the NSA and google about you goes to Israel in exchange for some $$
>Israel kills every single thread that surfaces as soon as it is recognized, a pity you eurocucks don't learn from us
>USA is the only country we really care for and this isn't going to be overrun by muslims because we don't allow it
>Sadly Trump can't win this time, but maybe we'll be able to get him into the white house at 2020
>every single nazi post is absolute 10/10 kek, you faggots are shunned even in germany itself
>everything ''aryan'' is dead, its just ghosts and martyrs now
>there's literally nothing that can be done about us anymore
I'll be fucking honest i miss my days in the IDF, i killed 3 palestine shitskins myself. Fucking hell we love to murder sub-humans.
so swallow the bitter pill, faggots, wake up, and smell the fucking breakfast
בכל אופן מה קורה עם הישראלים פה? יש למישהו כיוון באיזור הקריות להיום בערב?
he's going all out
You're still a jew so the joke's on you pal
>>684104461
Independence day already? Damn. The old Kike Reich's coming up on fifty now. How time flies.
>>684104832
Actually, seventy. Sorry, high as fuck right now.
literally own your ass
>the only reason you're still alive is the fact mossad and Shin Bet allow it
>every single bit of info mined by the NSA and google about you goes to Israel in exchange for some $$
>Israel kills every single thread that surfaces as soon as it is recognized, a pity you eurocucks don't learn from us
>USA is the only country we really care for and this isn't going to be overrun by muslims because we don't allow it
>Sadly Trump can't win this time, but maybe we'll be able to get him into the white house at 2020
>every single nazi post is absolute 10/10 kek, you faggots are shunned even in germany itself
>everything ''aryan'' is dead, its just ghosts and martyrs now
>>684104461
Haifa Haifa, ma inyanim??
>>684104920
>Sadly Trump can't win this time
Notice, it's a Jew saying that he wants Trump to win.
Here's why:
Trump:
>daughter converted to Orthodox Judaism (Ivanka Trump)
>son in law who bred Ivanka is Jewish (Jared Kushner)
>grandkids are all born Jews
>plus Trump's record of unwavering support for Israel
Trump is not neutral, he's Judaized.
So, that image needs the Jew holding a string attached to Donald Trump's diamond studded, "Trump" engraved golden plated panties.
>>684104461
> calling everyone a sub human yet you are greedy for cash and only care about yourself
>following a fake distorted religion
>obviously is a dumb sad retard that think /b/ actually gives a fuck about Jews
0/0
>neck yourself
>>684104461
הומו
Heh, the same time I see you in the world to me, I love you so much fun and I have to be a good day.
>implementation of a sudden you are not the only thing
enjoy beings in a while ago, cuckoo
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>>684101350
>So, that image needs the Jew holding a string attached to Donald Trump's diamond studded, "Trump" engraved golden plated panties.
Nice troll thread, it was yesterday and it's 68 years faggot
>>684105355
Israel is still in yesterday retard, what are time zones
>>684105446
The man's had the only dubs in the thread so far. You telling him he's wrong?
he Final Solution to the Palestinian Problem, is an illegal settlement of atheist Jews in the middle of Arabia. It was founded after WW2 by kikes who felt religiously compelled to part the waters of the Atlantic Ocean, create a house of slaves for indigenous people, and one-up Hitler. They are waiting for the 4 million Palestinians to reproduce like bunnies because they don't want to be second place in genocide.
As one would expect of a Jewish state, Israel is the most overtly criminal nation in the world. It was founded by butthurt Jews who believed that it was God's (who they don't believe in) will that they have a Promised Land, and who wanted Jews to have their own country to serve as a safe haven from all the world's hate. Now here's a thought; Maybe if they stopped lobbing bombs at little kids playing in the street, and cured their addiction to money and power over others, (apparently, controlling the economy of one country isn't enough for them) they wouldn't need a safe haven in the first place! It's currently a land ruled by fascist assholes like Youtube-favicon.png Bibi Netanyahu whose Youtube-favicon.png numba 1 priority is killing babies, bombing hospitals (see also: motherfucking war crimes), Youtube-favicon.png persecuting Jews who insist Christ has not yet come and nuking the shit out of Iran. Ironically, Israel is the most anti-Semitic state in the world, with 95% of non-Jewish Semites viewing Israel as the biggest threat to their security. [2]
The Jews there are constantly involved in wanton mass-murder of their Arab neighbours, engaging in such anti-lulz as indiscriminate war crimes involving use of banned weapons in densely-populated areas, as thoroughly documented by testimonies from their own soldiers. Some argue this occurred as a result of decades of mass fapping to Holocaust Porn, causing the Chosen People to internalize an eroticized narrative of genocide and act out their own Holocaust fantasies onto their poor Palestinian and Lebanese
We all come from Africa
When Israel comes under criticism for atrocities against Palestinians, they are quick to invoke the atrocities of Hitler as protection. Yes, Israelis are so fucked up they bow to Hitler for protection while they kill Palestinian children. They claim that the Messiah has not come but secretly believe in Hitler the Christ, through whom, along with washing in the blood of a Palestinian baby, all our sins are forgiven. All you have to do is accept Hitler as your personal savior.
Israeli sharpshooters always aim for the arms when putting down intifada riots. Due to the fact that Slurpee machines require two hands to operate properly, no 7-11 stores exist in all of Israel. Their loss.
However, enterprising Jewish businessmen funded the production of machines capable of turning Palestinian babies into Slurpees. This is in full accordance to international law, as Palestinians do not share the same rights as humans. The Jew kikes of Israel control 75% of the world's money, not for investing purposes though, they just like the smell of it. Vast quantities of money is also needed to buy the gold they wear around their neck known as Jew gold.
Teh Jews also have to chop off teh cocks. Therefore causing 65% of kikes to die alone. This increases their love for Jew gold and raping teh Terrorists with their bulldozers.
Favorite pastimes include: World Domination, Youtube-favicon.png Ethnic Cleansing and Youtube-favicon.png Long Walks on the Beach.
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>>684105584
check my quints, NIGGER
>>684105446
Fag it's 5pm may 13 Jerusalem time.
Independence day was yesterday and started the night before. Lots of Israeli flags on cars in my hood in Toronto.
> feels good.jpg
Going to motherland in 3 weeks, gonna see if can kill a few mudslimes in stealth before jumping on plane back to Canada
>>684104461
Anon ive called your mother. She wants to know why you are wasting your time on the internets. You know that neighbor boy you grew up with? He is married now with a kid and another on the way. She wants to know why you arent married yet. When ate you going to get married? Also you never call her anon. Is thatcreallyvfair after all she has done for you?
The creator is going to be pissed when him comes back
When the Allies advanced towards Berlin in the late 1944, they discovered the horrifying truth of Hitler's pet project in the German extermination camps. Millions of Jews, suffering from diseases, barely walking from hunger and malnutrition, humiliated beyond human by their torturers, but - and here comes the horrifying part - still alive, poured out of gates of Auschwitz, Birkenau and other places. Something needed to be done about it because they didn't want those heebs ending up in America somehow.
Fortunately, the Nazis had some allies that were still not defeated, and too retarded to pose any military threat to the civilized world: the Sand Niggers. So most of the Jews were sent to Palestine, and the Western World hoped that four hundred million of these dune coons would quickly push four hundred thousand Jews into the sea once the British left the area.
Unfortunately, the ragheads turned out even more stupid than anyone could immagine. This resulted in a human-centipede-like chain of epic fail, like in 1967 when Syria, Jordan and Egypt attacked Israel simultaneously and were defeated in six days. The result was establishment and expansion of a Jew state for the first time in at least 100 years. Thus, in solving the Jew problem, we are basically back to square one.
When will there be peace?
Mossad security pimps prep some pretty-mouthed Palestinian boys for a traditional Hanukkah spit-roasting.
The premature decision to invade Germany, and subsequent underestimation of how retarded Arabs were, made Roosevelt die from guilt, and ruined Churchill's career after the war. Stalin managed to avoid the blame until after his death. Some argue that the Cold War was a direct result of Western Allies and the Soviet Union blaming each other for not fully actualizing the Final Solution. This strife naturally fueled the rebirth of the Jew economic conspiracy.
>>684105738
You got baited xD
Although killing sandnigger Shitlamists is always funny, Israel sort of ruined all of the lulz due to Semitic faggotry and unlimited access to sum hutt Muslim-genocide action. If a toothless Arab peasant-ass from nowhere fires over 9,000 fireworks on some shitty Jew colony in the possession of crippled jam-producers the Israel military is immediately obliged to smash-fuck the shit out of every terrorist boy-lover on Gaza with 1337 tank rockets 4nd 35g4 1n1=4n7ryx. This of course is not even remotely fair since all their precious jewgolds come from the Americunt government, which in turn only gets nigger-riots and a reliable ally, that at the slightest sign of danger will eat their own children along with everyone they swore allegiance to.
Unlike Zionist conspirators in Europe, U.S.A., everywhere - the Israelis are obliged to show extreme force at any given chance as mentioned above. Whether this is because ghettos used to oppress rat-folk are their natural habitat or that they are just so comfortable with the whole world behind their back is a matter of debate. What is known however is that this lulzy fagnocide will go on forever or until the Arab species are extinct along with the state of Israel and everyone will go home and have a good hearty laugh about it. If nukular lolocaust fails however see Catnarok.
And the best part? No country spies on the U.S. more than Israel. When a diplomatic thaw with Iran was arranged in 2015, it was reported that convicted spy Jonathan Pollard was being released -- in an attempt to placate Israel. Pollard had supposedly taken tens of thousands of classified U.S. documents and passed them over to heebland. --Jonathan Turley sez
>>684105815
Tihye bari, ahi
>>684105937
is that romanized kike-speak
>>684105240
best post in thread 100/100 thank you so much anon
>>684104461
בן זונה מוות
אנכי הורגך
/pol/ is that way>>>
>>684106201
source
>>684106201
sauce?
>>684106201
hey hats my sister
>>684106201
Sauce?¿
>>684106201
went to school with her, she was like the new version is better
>>684106277
Google translate at it's very best
עברייני מקלדת
>>684106201
kike to be
>>684106201
woäh,,
A VEY, WHY LIEK THIES?
>>684106201
daniellukebarth
>>684105201
you do realie youre not actually a jew unless youre born of a jewish mother, right? converting doesnt make you jewish. ask any israeli jew or orthodox jew.
converting just makes you less subhuman to the jews but not totally. its kinda like islam. you can convert, sure, but youre just a slave to the "real" muslims- arab people.
so tl;dr trumps daughter converting to judaism means absofuckinglutely nothing.
Mfw this thread
>>684106911
yo my dick hard, meet me somewhere, n bring dem dubz wit u
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>>684105957
Deny the Lord?
>>684107195
anyone want more
I love you so much fun and addicting but it is a great day to be a good day to be a little bit of a new one is a great day to be a good day to be a great day to be a good day to be a great day to be a good day to day and a great way of the year and the rest of the year and the rest of the day before my eyes are burning in the first half of this is a very long time no talk to my mom is the only one of my life right there with a new one for me to get the best way of life in prison for his part in my head is killing it on right to be in a statement from a year earlier this year is a great very much like to be a in a statement row and the a good day time to be get up to date on my phone way of the best way for me but you can do it that much fun more like it when it comes to mind the same as it has to go
>>684107144
is this jew seriously drinking a FANTA? rofl self-hating jew nazi corporation funding kike alert
Incase you haven't noticed, when the US whips out its cock Israel gets on its knees and says "how may I please you today my lord?".
>>684107433
he a goober :\)
>>684104461
>trying this hard
>over being jewish
Its okay. You tried your best. Not like you would be saying that if you were American anyways.
>>684107473
Americunt is using Israel as beta testers of its shitty overpriced airplanes, then Israel takes risks and uses these in stealth missions all over the middle east allowing amerikkue to fix bugs then market it to other countries as "field tested" which is a bug advantage when competing against competition (UK, France, Germany etc).
You're welcome amerigoo
>>684104461
חח איזה אח.. מה המצב יא ברנש.. איך חגגת עצמאות?
>>684107766
How dare you talk about the greatest country in the world like that, you will see justice fiend
>>684104461
1) do the Jewish people actually like their government's policy of pushing Palestinians out of the homes that they lived in for centuries?
2) do Syrian and Palestinian people get along with Jewish people in everyday life but its their governments who hate each other instead?
3) if you cant eat pork how do you enjoy pepperoni pizza?
>>684107840
ask a Jew what he thinks of mudslides
>>684107918
We detest them.
>>684104461
hahahaha, America gets money from Israel for info?
What are you smoking, Israel's economy would collapse without foreign subsidies from America.
Only reason Israel is relevant is so we have another ally in the area. Israel doesn't even have oil like Saudi Arabia, not to mention they will eventually run out of water.
Once Iran is no longer a threat then Israel's usefulness will have run out, and that's when the money from the west stops coming.
Israel , like Saudi Arabia, have maybe 50 years left before their usefulness runs out.
Saudi Arabia probably a little longer since we need them to keep Oil traded with the USD.
This is why Israel and Saudi Arabia are freaking out over the recent Nuclear deal with Iran. It is only a matter of time before Iran becomes a somewhat moderate ally, like Turkey.
As far as "Aryan", well there is plenty of Aryan blood and Slavic blood in most of the so called Jews. You guys are Europeans, not true jews. I mean ffs, jews do not have blond hair and blue eyes.
>>684107664
This. This kike would be hating on Jews.
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>>684106917
http://s1355.photobucket.com/user/adabkowski/library/?sort=3&page=1
>>684104461
Except that Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and the Emirates can all outbuy you 10 to 1.
They'll roll over you in the end and nothing of value will be lost.
>>684104461
Modern Israel is an abomination. It should be corrected. Send the Jews back to Europe, where their DNA indicates they're from. Return Palestine to the Palestinians.
Get Israel and the Zionists out of the US government. ZOG = Zionist Occupation Government. Remove all the Jews. Dismantle AIPAC.
Jews should never be allowed to work in banking or finance. They worship money and they lie constantly.
Fuck Israel. Fuck the Jews.
>>684108136
well hey there friendly neighborhood palestinian, how are you doin today?
>>684107840
Not OP but Israeli living abroad
1) israel is a quarrelsome democracy. some ppl hate the gov't, others love the gov't. there are frequent elections bc of frequent disagreements
2) israelis love arabs and suck up to the ones they happen to meet. arabs tho hate jews. this is a shame.
3) nuke the pizza with 20 other toppings. israeli food is among the bestestestest in the world.
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>>684104461
Good job being a walking stereotype, fucking Zionist.
>>684104461
The Holy Spirit is monitoring this thread.
Speak up OP.
>>684108264
Fuck off and die, Shylock.
Hey -- ever notice how many Jews and Zionists were involved in 9/11/01?
Hey guys, keep it civil. I'm monitoring this thread, let's not get to the point where I have to take action...
>>684104461
לא מחלק את הכיוון שלי לילדים פריפריים
>>684108518
Jew m00t is here
>>684104461
not sure if bait, but jews are going to die
>>684108588
Haha, alright, I admit that was funny, but let's tone down now. It isn't civil to call people Jews, even if they are. Consider this a warning, ok?
>>684107840
Not OP but other Israeli fag here.
1.the Jewish people needed a shelter after the Holocaust. We were slaughtered in Europe, and needed to find a place of our own. The Israeli first settlers offerd to UN the divide Palastine, At the time, between the Jews and the Arabs who lived there. The offerd was passed and then the Arab nations (Syria, Jordan, Iraq, Egypt and Lebanon) attacked the yet founded country. In the end of the war, the hand of the Israeli army was in top, and most of Palestinian refugees just ran, and some of them, like every war was forced the leave their houses.
2 . There are a lot of Arabic cities within the Isreal. Most of the time the Jewish and the Arabic don't interact with each other,but the Palestinians who lives after the green line (the so called occupied land we took after 67' war) are more fanatics and cause a lot of trouble, like suicide boomers, stabbing and kidnapping.
3. I'm not religious so I eat as much pork as I want.
>>684108991
Then what do I call a jew who is a jew? Juden or isreali?
hey ya there's leaders n then there's. Followers, and I'd rather be a dick than a sawzall per r,
neW SLAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>684109318
That song is so fucking bad
>mfw YA'LL CAN'T FUCK WITH YAE
>>684109277
We don't discriminate here, so labels aren't allowed. Remember, we're all /B/ros :)
>>684109166
"Palestinian" is an usurped identity. No such thing. Ariel Sharon was a Palestinian. There were Arab Palestinians and Jewish Palestinians.
Then Israel was formed and only 19 years later the marketing genius Arafat (born in Egypt, btw) rebranded those Arabs as of they were an indigenous ethnic/cultural group "Palestinians" from the country of "Palestine", and now by virtue of repetition the new generation of people who aren't exactly avid historians just take that narrative as is.
TLDR: fuck arabs right in the goat pussy. If they have problems they are free to fuck off right back to the Arabian peninsula where they came from.
>>684109371
I want to fuck you hard on the sink
>>684109166
>1.the Jewish people needed a shelter after the Holocaust. We were slaughtered in Europe,
>2016
>still spreading the fairy tale about the Holocaust
ayyyy lmao
>>684109460
lololololololo
Kike
>>684109725
If you think I'm trying to bait you, why even reply? Even if I was, you're still proving to me that you fell for my trap
>>684104461
Stupid Jew. You speak ancient Phoenician and you worship Saturn and you don't even know it. Nothing special about Jew's. Ah hahahaha hahahaha!
>>684109726
Bow down goy, Israel is your only master.
>>684110100
Mwuahahahahahaahahhaaaaahhhh!!!!
>>684109879
if replying means falling for your shenanigans, then yes, you got me. but being the good samaritan that i am, i just felt like pointing out that you're a faggot that offers poor bait
>>684106277
אנכי הורגך לולולול
>>684110200
Sure you did, great excuse.
>>684110200
What bait? He's Jew scum. He already lost in life. It's like being born a nigger.
>>684104461
>tfw this guy is actually a muslim
>>684110349
I don't think you're using tfw properly
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tfw-no-gf
>>684110247
Writing in ancient Phoenician. Awesome. Stupid Jew's have no idea that there is no such thing as the Hebrew language. But let them look foolish. Go on Jew's.
>>684110471
That is the Hebrew alphabet
>>684110136
Did you know that Israel is Phoenician for Saturn? Stupid Jew's are stupid. Diluted fucks
>>684110679
No nigger. Go and do some research. It's ancient Phoenician. They "borrowed" heavily from it. Just like the Greeks. Don't they teach you this in Saturn school? Stupid ignorant Jew's. Go ask the rabbi.
>>684110312
>excuse
i'd call it an explanation, but lets not digress
>>684110329
woooooo man, take it down a notch.. i mean, niggers are good cotton farmers, jews are petty trash
>>684104461
Well at least I'm not a kike
Kike
>>684110862
My bad.
>>684109682
Its just sad, bro
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>>684110471
Actually its "I kill you" with in ancient hebrew( grammar wise)
>>684110856
It may be closely related to Phoenician, but it is still the Hebrew alphabet. None of those characters are in the Phoenician alphabet as they are shown
>>684111422
>>684111333
repeating digits reveal truth
יא מתחנגל
>>684104461
>Today is actually Israel's independence day
As a citizen of a country that needs cheep oil from an unstable middle east and that produces weapon, I'm happy to exchange your shitskin non-white people some weapons in exchange for oil.
Keep the good work my jew friend.
>Something needed to be done about it because they didn't want those heebs ending up in America somehow.
עד מתי
>>684111879
/thread
Israel only exists to destabilize the arab world, keep oil price low and sell weapons.
>>684111422
Yawn...closely related...yawn...my work here is done.
כל מי שלא אני הומו
כל הישראלים תדברו בעברית שהגויים לא יבינו
Hmm. It's concerning how retarded you are. I mean, you aren't entirely wrong, but you're still a downy.
>>684111422
Israel means Saturn in Phoenician. Go do the research and see just how much you borrowed from them.
Kek
>>684106911
You are right about the jews but muslims don't treat you better or worse if you convert. Jews see themselves as God's chosen people that's why you can't convert. Muslims see everyone as bad unless they're muslim.
Israeli's (saturnians) hate being told the truth as to their special place. They have none. Stupid Jew's. Diluted as fuck
>>684106717
isnt that the fucking zayn guy from 1direction
>>684104461
why the fuck would you want Trump to win you faggot
>>684104461
shitty b8 faggot
>>684104461
>i miss my days in the IDF,
you have a tiny cock OP
>>684112063
>keep oil price low
yeah that sure worked during the 1970s
איזה אחים אתם באלוהים.
אחת ההטרלות
אבא די אני כן דכאונית
>>684104461
kek, hebrew is written right to left, if you're going to use google translate, you might as well swap the direction of the word flow, and put the exclamation mark at the end of the sentence, not the front. ITT: Bait post
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>>684116426
im not sure if you're from israel or not so im going to write in english.. OP used israely slang so you're an idiot fuck off
>>684104461
Honestly, i feel bad for you for being born as jew
אחי יום העצמאות היה אתמול
Actually I'm a bit sad about hebrew
their grammar is simplified
their pronunciation is degraded by fuckbeaks of ashkenaz, I wish they could use at least sephardi pronunciation
using the goddamn fuckin ayin as 3ayin
vav as waw
chet as 'hhet
tet as t3et
kof as Qoph
and roll that resh for fuck sake
>every single thread
>>684116426
He has it in the beginning and the end of the sentence, smartass
