g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
>>684100797
To call you faggot.
>>684100870
now that you have done that. now what ?
>>684100797
because the new doom drops today
>>684100920
yeah i'm excited for that too.
>>684100797
Because The thought of existing is slightly less scary than the thought of not existing.
Plot twist: OP thinks he's a smug fuck by asking this, but in reality he's actually himself looking for a reason not to do it.
Im not gonna kill myself because god gave us drugs!
Because I have anime to watch
Still got a bit of weed left, gotta drive gf to work, and then I have to work. Maybe tomorrow..
>>684100797
Because my life rocks
>>684102751
what you watching now?
because my life is dope and I do dope shit
>>684100797
Because I'm still appallingly under my lifetime quota for making out with cute boys.
>>684103038
At the moment kabaneri, then bakuon!
>>684100797
i gat way to much to do today. i jsut cam back from university and now i have to write some papers then ill travel back home to my parents plays because some friend of mine has his birthday today. no time to become an hero.
Because I have a job interview today. I'll kill myself on Monday.
cause is my day off after working 6 days in a row, i wanna relax and enjoy myself, ill kill myself on a work day
>>684104089
good luck.