You wake up one morning and find out that your dead goldfish Pablo has disappeared. You find a note that says:
>If you wanna see your goldfish ever again bring 10$ to the harbour at midnight.
What do you do?
First comment to get two replies decides.
put my dick in the tank
making it wet
check house/pocket for 10 dollars
Buy a new pet but not fish because fish are fucking gay
>>684092238
They can keeps the dead goldfish
>>684092238
>First comment to get two replies decides.
you should choose yourself OP, or people who gets dubs.
>>684092599
Don't be so insensitive towards Pablo.
>>684092238
poo in fishbowl
>>684092599
>>684092643
From now on dubs also counts as valid.
You leave a note in the harbour telling the kidnappers that they can keep your dead goldfish and go back home. The thought of Pablo being very sad and crying comes to your mind, but only you can decide if you want to move on. What do you wanna do next?
>>684093103
You get very sentimental after noticing the absence of Pablo. The indescribably pain makes you poo in the fishbowl. You are not very sure why you did it, and you feel a little bit confused, but you decide to name your new friend Pooblo in hopes of feeling that void.
>>684093455
i lold
The life of pablo
>>684093455
>true story
>>684093455
Who stole Pablo tho?