Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed
gas the kikes edition
do something irl edition
>>683999757
Maybe a bit of walking?
>asuka
>>683999906
Hehe
>>683999992
How are ya?
>>684000631
Hehe
Most beautiful girl claimed
rattle edition
shiro lurk here.
qott: last song you listened too/currently listening too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZWS6CITutY
>>684002806
thats not my waifu
>>684002696
>>684002250
Hmmmmm just give me the short verison
Rikka claimed and read for action
Whahahaha get
So what time is it?
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
>Rory-sama
best wasted potential claimed
Let's recite those fourteen little words together:
WE
>>684002696
Breast friend.
>>684003041
dick
>>684003011
doesn't look like pb&j too me. or maybe too fancy for me.
>shiro
>>684002909
Exactly
Where'd Kagami go?
>>684002826
https://youtu.be/ZW0nLmI93kg
>>684002976
That's adorable
>>684003159
>>684003041
>684003200
KANGZ
Obligatory claim.
>>684001610
>Emi
Yeah, I'm aware of the repercussions. No worries.
I take my healthy semi-seriously, enough for me not to get overweight. You're very kind.
>>684002915
Ever play Rewrite, Kud?
>>684002976
>>684003148
Booby Brother.
So rusty!
Also, they have a 10/1 darius
>>684003502
I fucked up.
>>684003006
Misha should have her own route.
>>684003041
>fourteen words
must?
>>684003334
It's better than nothing...
I just hope I have some impact here in a good sense
>>684003041
Aren't you forgetting the "HOL UP"?
>>684002826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXKk7gSwFpQ
![[Doki]_Onii-chan_Dakedo_Ai_Sae_Areba_Kankeinai_yo_ne_-_09_(1280x720_Hi10P_BD_AAC)_[104F7EA5]_2_001_9372.png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1460/660/1460660378992.jpg "[Doki] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne - 09 (1280x720 Hi10P BD AAC) [104F7EA5] 2 001 9372")
>>684003576
Tell your Riven or Teemo to go afk then and stop being a stone dragging you down
>>684003576
Holy shit, who fed the darius?
>>684003041
Are we really this far gone?
>>684003694
Thank god!
SECURE
>>684003728
This is a joke, right? Please... Atago, no...!
>>684003845
THE
>Emi
>>684002994
There's a lot to the game so I'll just hit the major points. It's different from a lot of VN's because it has a large inventory of items you find and use. You also have the freedom to choose where to go and explore around 100 main screens of map with more unlockable depending on the situation.
Story is great but this is the watered-down version. Kid gets a letter from his dead father. It leads him to his father's research, which was about parallel universes. Basically, dad ain't dead, and he tells you how to find him. You can travel between these universes to complete the whole game. Basically once you get to the end of a route, you'll have done enough to get farther in another via a warp. You can only warp to a certain number of points depending on how far in you get.
>>684003418
I've played the big 4 for Key, Rewrite, Air, Clannad and Little Busters!
a a a a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>684003649
How so?
QOTT: whats your favorite fruit?
Dragon fruit
>>684003925
EXISTENCE
>>684004126
Strawberry.
>>684003940
>Air
I'll never, ever, ever play that one, I wouldn't play it for all the gold in the world.
The anime broke me, damn Misuzu
>>684004128
OF
>>684004126
Banana
>>684003694
Of course you do. Place wouldn't be the same without you.
Froggy needs love
>>684004057
I almost finished the thing, but I didn't have the right color for the sweater.
>>684004252
OUR
>this is a really cute pic
>>684004126
Pineapple is a good call.
>>684003845
>This is a joke, right?
Relax.
Yes.
/tts niggers
https://discord.gg/010MYFYIGrzI4KE5Q
>>684004126
Should I even consider this a question
>>684004252
Everything Key makes does that. They're wonderfully mean.
>>684003940
Nice. I haven't gotten little busters to work acceptably well for me, it's the one on that list i didn't get to play. I'm waiting for the EX patch to be 100%, then i'll probably try again.
>>684004349
PEOPLE
>I consider pretty much every Mikan pic a cute pic by default.
>>684004126
Apples I guess.
>>684004307
Have you found a good color since or are you still looking?
>>684004303
<3
something bothering you friend?
qott: if you were going to kill yourself, how would you do it and why havent you yet
>>684004126
Cherries~
>>684004593
AND
>>684004593
Que demonios le pasó a Mikan y porqué no está haciendo Lurk.
>>684002492
Vegeta Claimed
>>684002976
I should be cleaning my room
>>684004126
Apples and oranges.
>>684004126
peaches
>>684004647
gun shoot head; not depressed anymore
>>684002492
boredom!
claiming best girl!
>>684004647
I wouldn't, as much as I think life is pointless suicide is disgusting and I would only hurt the few that actually care for me.
>>684004880
And you are?
Who?
>>684004607
I think I've found a good one.
>>684004252
Key is notorious for it, haha. You get your heart broken so many times eventually you just get numb to it. Then again my first VN was SHUFFLE! so that set the tone for the rest of my life
>>684004567
Please play it! It is one of the few VN's that I felt didn't need any sex scenes. It really is good the way they have it translated now. Can't blam you for wanting to wait for the extra routes though, I'm genuinely curious about those.
>>684004466
>triple dubs
Is akiko a demon? Cause fucking hell, dude
>shinoa bro
>>684004808
It's Tsumiki's birthday, Ruri.
>>684004948
FUTURE
>>684005007
no one
I'm just lurking
>>684005211
desu
e
s
u
>>684004808
Cosas Nazis, Peter, cosas Nazis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzrkufnSA10
>>684005208
FOR
>Happy birthday for Mikan!
This drarius though
>>684005136
>Is akiko a demon
My secret has been exposed
You must be removed
Also nice timing on your screenshot with the gif
>>684005441
WHITE
>Thank you, Emi!
>>684004921
FIXD
>>684005208
Happy birthday.
>>684005589
CHILDREN!
i have a house full of condiments and no food
>>684002909
>>684005692
This anon is doing the work of the gods
>>684005920
so you're indian ?
>>684005808
>let's recite together
>one participant
Why do we even call him Führer?
>cuz he german
Not good enough.
Thanks a lot, Emi.
>>684005938
dubs and you meet those gods
in eternal damnation, washed in flames never ending
>>684005097
I know i will. I'm just going to wait though. Not in a huge rush to see whatever terrible things Key has in store there.
SHUFFLE! wasn't that bad on messing with your emotions.
>>684005938
>>684006006
no i'm just bored/lazy/groggy
Well, trying again with a friend as my ADC.
They have a riven, and zed
TheWretchedTwig if anyone is on the north american server and wants to play sometime
>>684006143
I'm not sure if I like those odds but it sounds slightly better than this life
I'm rolling
>>684006349
re-roll
>>684005208
>Ruri?
>Who's Ruri?
>It's Tsumiki's birthday
I remember you said you didn't want to leave this place because you thought it was hard to let go.
>Well, thank you for still being around, Mikan!
>>684005441
Emi el revolucionario, gracias a tí por tomar cartas en el asunto.
>>684005726
u a qt.
>>684006341
haven't played in like a year
>>684006444
the pyres of hell eagerly await to be stoked by your sinful flesh
>>684005021
Good.
>>684006109
You are welcome, Mikan.
>I tried to find "happy birthday Mikan" videos on Youtube... Not a lot of luck. Sorry.
>>684006462
/waifu/ será grande de nuevo.
>>684005208
Happy birthday
>>684005575
Please dont. I bring offering!
>can't help but feel the text is tilted
>shinoa bro
Who wants to cum in my ass~?
>>684006992
me
>Shiro
>>684006833
wtf did you do to her arm and hips, did you starve her or something?
>>684006992
your dad isnt here. he left you for a reason
>>684006992
Oh, oh!
This one's easy!
Let's see, hmm.
>/trash/?
>>684006220 I am a little biased because LB! is my favorite Key game. I thought SHUFFLE did a decent job on fucking with you on three of the routes, the Daughters of the kings of heaven and hell were the biggest let down IMO
>>684006833
police girl
with big tiddies
>>684006992
Oh my
>>684006695
>>684006924
Boy I am saving a lot of good stuff tonight
>>684006992
Well ass>tiddies any day
but no thanks
>>684006992
Nobody likes a urinal tract infection. I'll pass on that offer.
>>684006992
Why do you have to be like that though?
>>684007217
>ass>tiddies
Some real plebs in this thread.
>>684006829
>>684007217
very much so ass>boobs
>>684007328
i'm disappointed you're not an ass man
What is up, /waifu/ nation? I'm your host, Prinz Eugen! Let's get riiiiiiiiight intooooo the huuuuugs!
>who wants a hug?
>>684006992
>
>>684007217
Glad you liked it
>>684007297
Either you lurk in thread and rarely post and I've never seen you before or you're new to thread
>>684007217
>ass>tiddies
I have no Wi-Fi and I must meme
>>684007663
i do!!
>>684007894
Good man.
>>684007650
Please tell me what's attractive about where a women shits from.
>>684007328
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>684007919
last seen 4 hours ago
>>684007894
My sources tell me you have both
>>684008153
tell me whats so attractive about pic relateds
>>684007880
Shinoa-bro! What's up?
>tight hugs
>>684007926
Hello! How are you?
>hugs
>>684007894
Atleast we can agree on something.
LEAFY IS MY BITCH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLPAFOsecA
>>684008153
It's not about anal. A nice butt is more aesthetically pleasing than giant lopsided breasts
>>684008613
>giant lopsided breasts
We all hate that.
>legs>ass>tits
>>684008613
THISS NIGGA RIGHT HERE, GETS IT
Cum in my ass~
Claiming Gwen from Ben 10.
:^)
>>684008382
;^)
>>684008116
Hey there.
>>684008613
>giant lopsided breasts
>
>>684008153
it's hard to explain, but it's something you can lie on, grab, have it sit on your face. i suppose you can do all of that with boobs too. their's just something so nice about butts though, probably that the shapes it comes in are so nice, but boobs just kinda lay too the side. both are very nice, butt is better. ok enough ranting, back to lurking
>>684008758
ass>thighs>boobs>lips
>>684008781
Urinal tract infections aren't fun, man.
>>684008831
Up to anything right now, Gold?
>>684008153
It's not about just the poophole bud. The butt is not just one thing. The cheecks that flow forth from the hips. The roundness of the peaches, the firm feeling they have. Thet little jiggle they do when you slap them. A nice ass will be a nice ass, but tiddies can be deceitful. you can have stuffed bras and whatnot. Gravity is also nicer on the butt over time. Also, what's near breasts? Armpits. What's near a butt? Legs and a vag. Sorry but I'll choose some nice butts over tiddies any day
>>684008968
Urinary*
>>684008908
thighs > leftovers
>>684008968
it's urinary, second time you've done this mate
>>684009079
Thank you.
>>684008908
>ass>thighs>boobs>lips
I can agree with this.
>>684009052
Well Peaches, look at you~
Also you don't get UTIs if your partner isn't a troglodyte and knows how to clean themselves
What the fuck is going on here anyway?
>>684009369
Asses
>>684009222
>trips confirm ass>thighs>boobs>lips
Also what do you guys think of this
Some nice legs with kneehigh socks, still a bit of leg and then a miniskirt over a nice butt
I know that's my fetish
>>684008968
Still working on coloring that thing.
>>684009369
Arguing about opinions.
>>684009149
Today just isn't my day.
>>684009369
Beautiful asses
>>684009567
I wanna bury my face in that
>>684007663
PRRRRINNNNNZZZZ
>excited hugs
>>684008554
fuckin bored tbh
>>684009433
>>684009567
I like booty
>L.. Lewd
>>684009535
Ah, what's the topic? I didn't read above
>>684007217
>>684007328
>>684007650
>>684007894
>>684008153
>>684008613
>>684008758
>>684008908
>>684009222
>not loving all of her
>>684008554
Nothing at the moment. Took a small nap and it felt good. What's up with you qt?
>>684009369
People not loving both booty and booby
>>684009433
>not over-sexualised content
Sandworm claimed.
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Hugs: 73
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 696
Dio mustaches things: 19
Rattles: 185
Burger: 4
Spikes dies: 2
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 29
Salty Spastics: 13
>>684009711
Prinz~ <3
>>684009711
Tits and asses.
>honestly not really an argument
>>684009775
>implying
oh, gotta go pick the bf up from work, brb all luv u miss u all that other gay shit as well
>>684009369
Arguing about open-onions
>>684009841
Shai Hulud anon, hi
>>684009922
last seen 4 hours ago
>>684009841
Bless your soul.
>>684009775
>not loving all of her
>People not loving both booty and booby
I like the way you think, smug queen
>>684009679
Sachiiiiiii~
>happy hugs
How are you qt?
>>684009682
Same. I'm trying to think of something to do
>>684009775
Laying in bed thinking of what to do. I'm bored asf
>>684009775
>>684010016
I like both, but I prefer booty
>>684009916
>hugs
Make that 74
>>684009922
Froggo! How are you?
>happy hugs
>>684010041
Oh okay!
>>684010159
C..captain??
this is why these threads suck. weeabo neets cant keep their spaghetti in check
>>684009311
>checked
I know what I like
I am a true ass man
>>684009775
not talking about our waifus m8
>>684009916
I seem to have missed some spastics
>>684010187
NNNNNNG
Kud knows what's up
>tfw kud almost means vagina in dutch
>>684010159
i'm so burntout though i dont wanna do anything. its pretty rough. just watching shit on youtube. i have a boobwindow pic too!
>>684010159
Froggo is okay.
Froggo needs love.
>Hugging intensifies
>>684010473
hugs tongue-kun
>>684010159
>Hugs
Up and up goes the counter. You're responsible for most of those. Lol
>>684010406
Maybe. Hard to count when i'm not around though. That and i usually only count people who do more than just a couple posts.
>Shizuru
>>684010333
Hey Rikka! How are you?
>happy hugs
>>684010473
Awww! Did something happen?
>tight hugs
>>684010443
Ooh okay. Try and take a nap or something?
>>684010663
Heh, that doesn't Suprise me. I'm the hugging queen here. If you ever want one feel free to ask!
>prinz
>>684011110
Fuck my life
