Waifu thread
Claim and do whatever. I don't give a fuck.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Dio-sama...
Akiko claimed
>>683837100
>checked
Haha, yeah. Last time my brother had a fight with my mom he got exiled from the family and disappeared from the world only to come back from the dead 2 years later and sue my mom for money. I'm sure you'll be alright
>>683837242
>I need a poster with that.
I'm not sure what you exactly mean by that, I'm probably missing an obvious point
>Never lose hope. Ever. If I can't do it, maybe someone else can.
I hope. Hope is all I can do. We try to make her last clear years worth it but we all know what's coming
>>683837262
Yea, gonna play some vidya, go through all these matches and post a bit
You had a good day?
It's coming along very nicely.
Ako Ako Ako claim
Demialc
Obligatory claim.
Hanako claimed
>>683837884
Hey Galko.
Looking cute as always~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8
QOTT:
Do you have any physical or mental disabilities/disorders?
>>683837972
Look who it is~
well it's time to sit around and do nothing until tomorrow
I'm here, lurking or.. whatever.
>>683837678
mandatory cc claim
>>683837019
it was!!! just terribly.....fun
>>683837203
yes, but im not a pilot
>>683837262
>aircraft diesel is extremely expensive kek
Claiming,
>>683838091
Insomniacs and a lot of mental disorders, hopefully my body is working.
>>683838091
Nope.
>>683838111
Nice trips.
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
I'm off for today, I hope everyone will have a nice day/night.
See you tomorrow! <3
>Last and best lewd
Might as well.
>>683837840
Alright, hope you'll have fun~
I had a good day, yes. A bit on the boring side but that's nothing new~
>>683838091
My right eye is blind.
>>683838091
Other than chronic laziness, nope.
still here
>>683838039
RIP bow wow :(
>>683838091
I have a lazy eye and can't drive because of my vision (aside from just the lazy eye)
>>683838039
Homu.
I love you, sorry I'm so clingy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S5g8WMFpBEE
Im being a highschooler today, couple a four locos and a hell of a night ahead
Kneesocks Claimed
>>683838091
Only being lazy
dubs and i post dick pic
>>683838091
OCD, other anxiety issues, maybe some heart issues, germ phobia, and a few other things.
>>683838139
Glad to see it.
>>683838091
i have a hypersensitive gag reflex!!! if....that counts lol
>>683838091
Choroiderimia, slow deteriation of the retina
>>683838020
Thank Tsuyu.
>>683838196
>Insomniac
Know that feel.
Spoke to Tomoko about it, but there's a high chance that I have depression and social anxiety as it runs in the family and I match a lot of the criteria.
Physically, carpal tunnel syndrome, and something about bone disfiguration in the knees.
>>683838239
>>683838473
Thanks*
>my bad
>>683838231
>>683838315
Copy cat.
>>683838353
I'm glad your dubs lucks didn't hold out all of a sudden.
>>683838256
:o
>>683838311
this is like hip hop for all the train lovers
>>683837840
>I'm not sure what you exactly mean by that, I'm probably missing an obvious point
I mean it sounds great and I agree with it completely, hence, the poster.
>Hope is all I can do. We try to make her last clear years worth it but we all know what's coming
I wish I knew what to say. I'm sorry. Stay strong Akiko.
If you ever need to talk, I'm here.
>>683838091
nope
>>683838231
>rattle
sachi claim
>>683838491
Tell me more, I have seen therapists for years but only recently have they finally decided to say I'm depressed and have social anxiety.
I can listen to you if you need to talk.
>>683838256
I suppose I should thank (You) on the effort alone.
>>683838376
It's good to see you too Hand.
>>683838091
Emotional detachment issues, night terrors, Trypanophobia, optimism
>>683838221
Boring days are good days I tell you what
For all you know you couldve been mauled by an angry tiger today. Then wouldn't you wish nothing had happened today?
>>683838432
>
>>683838473
>>683838539
Love you.
>Tsuyu
>>683838643
Toot toot!
>>683838709
>hyper kek
not the other way around lol, i can barely brush the tip of my tongue without gagging
>>683838192
I wouldn't know these thing D:
>>683838091
I'm always hungry even when I'm full.. If that counts kek
>>683838432
>
>>683838709
I dunno man, I could use an attack right now
>>683838604
Oh, didn't see it, here's a moustache as a reward for being the first one to say it.
>>683838683
Good to see you as well, handsome.
Hope your day is going smoothly.
>>683838091
I was diagnosed with anxiety, depression, and panic attack disorders though none of those are legitimate; I just saw a crazy psychiatrist.
>>683838643
Where do you live Konata? Or, rather, do you use imperial or metric measurement systems?
I'm home from work and will be playing banjo and lurking but if you talk to me I'll respond.
>>683838670
I don't want to say that "It gets better" and all that shitty normie advice, but let's hope it can get sorted.
Also I'm not diagnosed or anything, since I can't stand doctors or anything.
I just saying there's a high possibilty for it.
>>683838882
>>683838851
god damnit lol, i'd be the opposite of good at doing.....that....
>sorry to let you down kek
oh lord
>>683838980
What about pedophilia?
>>683838643
>>683838683
And thank (You)
>>683838645
Oh ok I'm not used to people talking positive about what I say and I get flustered easily in English
No, i'll be fine. At least I'm getting plenty of time to prepare myself for the inevitable, right? right.
>>683839126
Holy shit
so uh, anyone else still play Destiny?
>>683838921
Thanks.
>>683838669
>Rattle rattle
>>683838980
I'm from Arizona so I use imperial, and no daylight savings ^-^
>>683839126
shut up loli lover
Mine
>>683839073
It's been 7 years so I don't think it'll get better soon, but I'm fine.
I'm not a doctor myself but if you have any doubts I can maybe help.
I honestly don't think you should see therapists, they seem to love money more than they like you.
Also, crazy good D.Va cosplay. I'm in love.
>>683838851
cmere bby
>>683838882
Do you actually have protocols for large animal attacks?
I'd like to know what I should do if a gorilla busts down my door
>>683839125
So adorable~
>>683839272
Awesome, this way I don't have to do conversions when I teach you how to bake. What do you want to learn? Chocolate chip cookies are the obvious standby but anything goes.
>>683839126
God damn I just got fucking destroyed
Wow
Much respect for that sick burn
>>683839457
!!!! oh no....
a a a a a a a a a A A A A A A A A A A A
((hey everyone))
>>683839084
>implying that's a problem
>
>>683839457
You fuck him up with some science
>>683839431
UK, so free healthcare, that's not really a problem.
Thanks for the offer, you have Steam or something we could talk over?
hail satan
>>683839550
absolutely destroyed :^)
>>683839614
apple
>>683839140
This is a hugbox, you'll get every compliment possible here. Get used to it.
We all have trouble expressing ourselves here at the beginning when our mother tongue isn't English.
>No, i'll be fine. At least I'm getting plenty of time to prepare myself for the inevitable, right? right.
You are quite the optimistic anon. But my offer still stands and will continue to stand.
>>683838091
Chronic Liar but that's not a clinical thing
ALSO BEST CHUNIBYO CLAIM
>>683838980
Look at this fuck.
>>683839550
What can I make with few ingredients? I am unprepared
>>683839614
meow :3
>>683839614
Hey Barry. How goes?
>>683839660
https://steamcommunity.com/id/ristele/
Here's my steam. I'll probably be on here more often though.
>>683838978
Yeah, got off work today and was lucky enough to snag the collector's edition for Uncharted 4, in hopes that it will help keep me distracted until August comes. How's your day been?
>>683839614
This picture just makes me feel uncomfortable, its almost as if it tried sexualising the unsexualisable
>>683839754
what
>>683839838
yeah my dude
>>683839897
It goes. Reading Jitsu wa Watashi wa right now, about to go pick up the bf from work here in a few minutes. Then dinner then gym then shower. You?
>>683839933
Sent a request. Probably better over Steam as it's 1 on 1.
>>683839838
I'll give you time to get ingredients. Chocolate chip cookies, honestly, is one of the simplest still.
Butter, sugar, brown sugar, flour, baking soda, salt, eggs, vanilla, and chocolate chips.
>>683839822
Look at me.
>>683839754
For real though
What up Mugi
>>683839614
Ayy, what's up Aiza?
>>683839659
Or just yell that the cops are coming and he'll ride away on your bike
>>683839791
Yeah, I'm really more here to show off my waifu and have some nice conversations since people actually converse here instead of calling each other a faggot. Hugbox isn't my thing at all, might have something to do with my detachment issues.
> But my offer still stands and will continue to stand.
I know you guys are here for me. I've known ever since that one time I got really soft and had my emotional breakdown. I appreciate the support I got from you guys. weeaboo faggots look out for each other eh?
>>683840194
Indeed. I accepted it already.
>>683837840
Hope is for presidents and dreams are for people who are sleeping.
>>683839965
Mugi!!!!!!!
>>683840224
Looking.
>>683840270
is it happening? kek
>>683840270
I think I have a better eye glow then you.
>>683840264
Hey Akiko, see >>683840150 because I'm lazy and don't want to type the same stuff
>>683840150
said A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A so I responded with a word that started with "a"
>>683840224
OH SHIT WHADDUP
no but for real though I'm not going to be able to get on here until later for the next 2 weeks because drivers ed
>>683840437
TOMOKO
Why are fancy restaurants are always dim lighted
>>683840634
because they're food actually looks really terrible, they just don't people to see kek
>>683840437
My kind black man
>>683840264
I shouldn't have laughed hard.. That got me kek
>>683840456
I was just fucking (kill me) with ya kek
>>683840470
Can I beat the eye glow of Juri? Of course not!
>>683840515
>>683840224
oh snap, we have these, I need to buy chocolate chips though, but there's a store nearby
>>683840323
Look forward to talking to you.
>>683839980
Ooohhh, collectors edition? Nice. Hope you have some fun with that, buddy.
Hope it helps time fly.
My day's been okay, just talking to a friend on Skype while listening to music. Just the usual, talking to you has made it better though.
>>683840150
Nothing nothing. Got nothing to do today so i'm just going to hang out and shitpost i think.
Maybe play some video games if i feel up to it later.
>>683840264
Good conversations are more common in the early Euro evening. Just saying.
>weeaboo faggots look out for each other eh?
That was the purpose of 4chan...
>>683840605
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUU
It's been so long.
>>683840814
>
>>683840773
I don't know if Chilis counts as a fancy restaurant but their food looks delicious
>>683840634
To better allow you to wallow in depression upon realizing how much the bill is.
>>683840605
That's super fucking lame.
Also driver's ed is kinda dumb and absurdly easy but if you have a license then all is worth.
>>683840437
Look, look.
>>683840879
Rad. Just a heads up, this shit is super easy once you get the hang of it (which takes very little time) and people will treat you like a goddamn king for bringing them cookies. It's great.
>>683841006
Play banjo like me.
>>683840270
>>683840470
Get on my level
>>683840960
Sure! You can message me anytime.
Time for me to go to sleep now. Goodnight /waifu/
You guys are awesome.
>>683841056
God damn I look fine with a beard.
>>683841179
Good night.
Sleep well.
>>683841157
That's not even fair
>>683841157
So we lasers now?
By the way that's Dio's small but refined laser eyes.
>>683840873
y-you thought i was serious??? i didn't mean that lel
>>683841056
ooooo chili's is pretty good!!!!
>>683841100
Fgt.
>>683840773
>>683841100
I cry
>>683841051
Dude I thought fancy restaurants are quiet. This place is pretty loud and lively
>>683841179
Night dude!
>>683841179
Have a goodnight friendo.
I've been lurking these threads for a week now but I'm still not sure what they are. Even the ones with the rules copypasta at the beginning...
Do we insult waifus?
Just talk and post pictures?
Just getting around avatarfag rules?
I sound like I need to lurk more but you all seem like you have a lot of fun
>>683841245
Those hands are waaaaay to small and I hate them.
>>683841051
Yeah it's been a hot minute kek
>>683841245
Hell yeah you do :^)
>>683841100
The classes are 2:45 long and it pisses me off because THERES NOTHING TO DO
I CANT LISTEN TO MUSIC SO THATS WHAT REALLY TRIGGERED ME
>>683841467
hey there cutie :3
>>683841100
sounds fun :0
>>683841467
You have to live it to understand~
>>683841398
wew lad. I wasn't sure for a moment kek
back after some vacuuming whats been happening
>>683841504
The more I look at it, the more I agree.
>>683840427
I don't dream, see >>683838709
Hope was all that's left at the bottom of Pandora's box my friend. When all is gone, hope, however slim, will remain. It's just in our nature to hope
>>683840506
Yea I get you don't wanna type it all out again. Your days seems somewhat routined. I wouldn't be able to stand it if everything was so arranged. I kinda make my life up as I go
>>683840873
>
>>683841035
It's 1:50 am right now in Europe so your timescale might be a bit off
Still, I had a good time tonight
>>683841644
Non lewds finally
Shinoa
>>683841643
i don't think im bi.....i mine as well be asexual right now kek
>>683840873
Maybe not, but you can get points anyway because I like yours.
>>683840980
Yeah, it came with a cool steelbook case, a well made Nathan Drake statue for display, and 48 pages of some neat artwork. I've always loved Naughty Dog, they make decent games and I've been following the series for awhile.
>Talking with you has made it better
>Embarrassed Juri
Now now, I'm supposed to be a tough role model for the other waifus I can't have you making me so sappy. Pleased to hear you're doing well.
>Head pats are.. nice though.
Maybe I'll just get on out of here.
>>683841782
>asexual
Special snowflake amirite.
>>683841304
Get good scrub
>>683841377
>checked
>
maybe but can your laser disintegrate shit and at the same time analyse it and learn all it's secrets?
>>683841467
Decided not to go to sleep just to answer this, cause I felt like you a few hours ago.
basically we talk, shittalk waifu, and have fun.
>>683841453
Is the autism kicking in? Loud crowded places suck.
>>683841553
How are you beautiful nigger?
>>683841593
Good evening or whatever time it is there!
>>683841643
I'll do my best! I'm always on here and at least there seem to be a lot of you here usually
>>683841689
>>683841504
holy shit
you're right
>>683841467
Talk to people about whatever and post your waifu while at it.
>>683841722
Same hour as here, but what I meant is that it's easier to have a meaningful conversation earlier in the day
>>683841895
w-what??? no, i just have never done anything ever with anyone, i've seriously had no intimate relations with someone
>>683841467
Welcome new friend.
qt waifu.
>>683842010
Thanks! I figured I was over thinking it but for some reason I'm more anxious about talking to people here than in real life
>>683842135
Yeah, I'm pretty much the same, sex drive is a whole 0
>wizard4lyfe.
>>683842030
Avatarfagging would be a little more if we posted in character as our waifus. This is more just an online hangout where we talk and whatever. Feel free to shit talk but it's (usually) all in fun. How are you, though, and may I ask your name?
>>683842010
I didn't get a chance to talk to you at all today but I haven't seen you here before so I hope I can tomorrow. Have a good night!
>>683841593
It is, really.
>>683841553
That's so fucking lame, just like Tomoko.
>>683839262
>maid rattle
>>683841467
just call peoples waifus trash
why am i so bored someone stab me to mix thngs up for me
>>683842030
It's 5pm here, I live in the earliest time zone I believe. And what a cutie :3 how are you?
>>683841932
It doesn't analyse, but it's lenght is far longer and it's destructive power anahilates anything it touches instantly. Whatever may have been in the position of the lasers, no longer exist, thats what I know.
>>683841157
Pffft, not even a challenge. However I wouldn't fight against someone who clearly has good color choice, however.
>>683842225
Don't be! People are really nice here :3
Since I gotta really sleep ,I'll leave you for now. I don't know in what timezone you are but hopefully we'll talk again
>>683842321
I'm really new, only decided to talk here for a few hours now and I def enjoy it, thanks a lot, have a goodnight too whenever you're sleeping. Hope we can talk sometime.
>>683842430
who is this she seems like my kind of grill
>>683842314
uhgg..it sucks because i want to have a love life so much, but i guess it's not in the destiny charts for me
>level 21 wizard already whooo kek
>>683842553
Some screwed up cat looking purple woman from street fighter wich happens to be named Juri.
>>683842225
Kud is a good waifu. You'll fit in fine.
>>683842362
>Maid rattle
>>683842362
Trash.
>>683842321
I'm pissed, I thought you killed yourself.
>btw kill yourself.
>>683842021
i cry a lot
i found a vga cord so i can plug my laptop into my tv for picture
kills my neck though
>>683842021
Not really lol
>>683841782
Alright~
>>683841784
Thank you!
I'll try to live up to your compliment~
>>683841932
How can against a fricking eye laser?
>>683842030
Yeah, I got nothing better to do anyway so I'm just here. Nice to meet you!
>>683842362
Sachi is trash waifu
>jk I couldn't even finish playing through grisaia because I wasn't dedicated enough to wade through fucking hours of bullshit until I made a decision
>>683842367
Play banjo instead.
>>683842314
It's not that I lack a sex drive, I'm just shitty at interacting with women.
>>683842590
You and me both brother.
>>683842651
Dio ily <3
>>683842667
>loud rattle
>>683842711
Go play some more CSGO like the little fag you are
>>683842590
level 24
I don't know whether to be proud or sad.
>Yui
>>683842836
I hope you understand why I can't say the same thing about you.
>Dio
>>683842923
kill yourself
You guys need to masturbate more.
>Tomocuck
>>683842923
>>683842590
what do you guys mean by "I'm a wizard ;("
>>683842651
This is not an accurate description.
>>683841784
Mmmm, love steelback cases. And the ones where the design is 3-d and bumpy. Love it.
Hoho, it's fine. Can get sappy with me when nobody is looking, cute when you're like that anyway.
>head pats softly
>>683841798
Or you can stay and chat instead, beautiful.
>hand
>>683843017
I do :^)
>>683842973
Don't need to remind me, already on it.
>Yui
>>683843110
They have magic powers
>>683841467
Smoke dank kush dawg
>>683842923
you're almost halfway to 50!!!!
>>683843110
no contact with any other person intimately....family doesn't count, you get to be a wizard if you stay a virgin until 40
>kagami
