Waifu thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No ERP
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>have fun
>Fubuki claimed
Question Of The Thread:
What are you doing right now?
Dio-sama...
>>683662707
Playing LoL
>>683662707
skype with a friend
A friend
FeelsBadMan
>>683661943
Did you play it when it was in Beta? Its suuuuuper fun!
Rikka claimed.
Playing Uncharted 4
>>683662707
mandatory uta claim
>>683662849
sorry, they beat me to it
>>683662707
claimed
>>>/trash/2779806
Can I do ERP with you?
>>683662707
practicing!!
I've been coloring in a picture in photoshop for the past hour.
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, the death robot will be neon pink.
>>683662976
>>683662619
Ouch..
>>683662707
Playing some Dreadnought
>>683662954
I haven't ;-;
claimed.
ruri i love u :3
>>683662962
Happens.
>still sorry
>>683662990
oh shit....
>>683663106
Purple
Maki claimed.
"What the fuck is this cross-board shitposting?" edition
>skyping with a friend, shitposting and listening to a new album.
>>683662707
>mtc
>>683663112
i guess im not getting accepted into the club after all....
curious
>>683663176
Close, but no cigar. Maybe we'll make it black and have it be a super edgy death robot.
>>683663176
eh, dw about it
>>683663338
Yeah, stop editing~
>>683663516
>toros
>>683661292
can't argue with that, guess i should just go kms now, right?
>>683663106
>if dubs death robot is yellow
>>683663326
I was looking forward to the ceremony..
>>683663495
you do realize that filesize is entirely dependent on how much information is being stored, right?
I'm not even that guy, baka
>>683663581
ruri pls be my virtual gf
i heard you had many relationships in waifu
>>683663495
Oh yeah, I used Inspect element for that last one.
I didn't edit shit.
>>683663356
>>683663653
Damn robot doesn't want to be any color.
Fine then
>If dubs, death robot is fucking rainbow.
>>683662619
Ok it wasn't... I dub thee Lady Kagami 3rd knight of the panties. Do you swear your loyalty to women underwear?
>>683663145
No.
>>683663106
>If dubs death robot is gray
>>683663356
No.
Dark purple.
>>683663438
Im worrying about it and you can't stop me.
>>683663653
Yes, you should.
>>683663751
Baka is you, cutie!~
If dubs we scrap the robot and buy donuts.
>>683663866
Check'd
>>683663866
We have a winner apparently.
>>683663581
Spanish speakers on suicide watch
>Creo que voy a seguir los pasos de Vigil y refugiarme en el lurk
>>683663799
i do!!! when do i get my sword and shield???
>>683663866
GRAY IT IS!
That's a fairly boring color scheme, but the dubs have spoken.
>>683663892
>cant stop you
ok,
if its a irrefutable fact i wont try
>>683663112
It was a few months back it was only like 2 days though which sucked.
>>683663905
Anon pls
>>683664045
Can we add secondary colors?
>>683664112
At least you got to play early~
>>683663981
We're gonna get wall'd for this.
>Puedo unirme? suena divertido, y me sigue un raro y misterioso anon que al parecer me quiere.
Well, gonna go to sleep now.
And by sleep i mean that i will lurk until 4am and then pass out
See ya
>>683664045
Didn't thought I would get. Sorry >.<
>if trips death robot is purple
>>683663727
smh is it me or is that rule ignored by nearly everyone
>>683664238
Don't ask me. Ask the gods of the gets.
>>683664316
See ya later Syndra.
>>683664371
All good. Had to be some color
>>683663981
O refúgio do lurk nunca é má ideia.
>>683664000
Well... you won't get a sword and shield but you will get a slightly phallic object instead.
>does the knighting thing on your shoulders etc
Arise Lady Kagami, into the swimming pool you go!
>>683664316
Goodbye Syndra.
>>683664371
Too late, it's gray now.
>>683664544
>not the John Dolmayan pic
y tho
Bat claimed
>>683664196
B a k a
I d r o p p e d m y e y e.
H e h e
Would you kill yourself for a me,sweetie?
>>683664300
>Puedes unirte. No creo que sea especialmente divertido, pero al menos te ayuda a mantener la salud mental.
>E ignora a ese individuo, sólo te trolea
>>683664544
There's so many people I can't even keep track of who speaks Spanish or Portuguese...
>And yeah, lurking is always a good idea
>>683663106
If dubs get, add red as secondary color
>>683664316
good night
>>683664371
>>683664604
I meant secondary color... "^^
>>683664238
Of course secondary colors are nice
claimed
>what are you doing right now
playing The King of Dragons on Super Famicon
>>683664686
Gratz on the Madogatari poll.
>>683664795
I think there is only one Portuguese, unless you count Brazil Karen but he didn't show up for a long time.
Rory claimed
>>683662707
Working. Well, running around like a headless chook. But at work and doing stuff.
>>683664544
w-what just touched my shoulders?!?!
im going in already??
>>683664702
>he proved me wrong
>I know, I'll tell him to kill himself!
I'm sorry anon, I didn't know you were that fragile.
>>683664710
Breast friend.
>>683665081
Booby brother.
>>683665055
Who are you quoting?
>>683664390
it is, though we do have a punishment for those who break it, though we cannot punish them in the moment
they will be punished when we all go to hell
>>683665106
Quick question,
Why did you pick a ugly waifu?
>>683664238
Wish I could have played it with you though <3
>>683664996
The sooner you go the sooner you get out to celebrate and drink umbrella tea!
>throws you into the pool
>>683665195
>instant meme reply
oh gosh, you really are that fragile.
sumimasen
>>683663892
ok will do
>if dubs pink is death robots secondary color
>>683665200
Then there's going to be a lot of people getting punished :^)
>>683664702
>>683665055
The fuck are two on about?
>>683664947
That's the problem, people come and go all the time. If I lurk, I might be able to keep track of things easier
>>683665336
Don't say that, you will anger Tatsumaki.
That's his lane.
>>683665448
This is why memes are cancer.
>>683665302
AHHH!!! *splash*
hey...it's not so bad in here!!!
>>683665251
We will soon, maybe even this week <3
>>683665302
>Throws my panties into the pool
would you look at thw time
quarter past kill yourself
you guys arw lategor your appt with your rope
>>683665367
alot of people
and i will just smile and wave
>>683665564
Were speaking of the 2 most cancerous boards on 4chan anyway
>>68366556
You are lucky that someone had sex with you.
>>683664947
What poll? did I miss something?
Do flowers count or...
im late but claiming my motherly protector Ayaka
>>683665746
I don't see /s4s/ anywhere.
>>683665751
meant to
>>683665448 #
This is why memes are cancer
>>683665429
I'm not really sure anymore.
I'm taking a ton of screenshots at different resolutions to prove that not all screenshots are 150kb, I can't stand technological ignorance. They think I'm some memester from last thread? I don't know anymore. I'm gonna go back to watching shitty chinese cartoons and playing video games, fantasizing about my flatmate catching me masturbating and giving me a "hand"~
>>683665194
Up to anything?
>>683665876
Calm yourself, you may have a stroke.
Goodnight anons. Been fun shitposting/lurking I'll be back to /waifu/ tomorrow morning for your regular shitposts.
Roll for pink as secondary color
>>683665876
Atleast you have a valid reason
>>683666112
oh I'm stroking all right ;)
>>683666112
*Badum Tss*
C.C. Claim
>>683662707
Working on an integration involving a legacy API with next to no documentation
Kill me pls
>>683665876
Nice.
Have at it then.
>>683665635
Oh shit this week? Fuck yeah!
>>683665630
Why would it be?
>>683665635
Don't think you can just stay there laughing!
>pushes you into the pool
>jumps and triple front flips into it too
Ok this is too much RP for me, im out.
>>683665784
Random Poll where the winner would be crowned as Madogatari Heroine.
>Final Update on the Madogatari Polling Results for all days:
1. Shinobu
2. Homura Akemi
3. Senjougahara
4. Kyouko
5. Madoka
6. Hachikuji
7. Hanekawa
8. Sayaka
9. Mami
10. Sengoku
Seems like we're getting tons of shitty fan art after this.
>>683666237
ok, i will
not to save you.
i just want you dead
Dubs are my waifu but they never notice me
>>683666224
?
You're trying so hard to prove your point, you frustrated swain.
Mamimi
Watching fooly cooly again
so does anyone have a favorite part of their waifu like triats and what not
>>683666416
Is that salt or edge I'm tasting?
>>683666394
triple front flip???
>10/10
>>683666499
purple kek
>kagami
>>683665803
Yes they do Tricky.
Bunch of faggots who wear glasses.
That's what you are,guis
>>683666590
its pure hate
no salt
no edge
just pure
organic hate
also its poisonous
>>683666286
It's not certain tho. But I hope I get the game this week~
>>683666394
>Drowns and dies
RIP
>>683666499
Everything.
Places of notability include her dress, her curly green hair and slim figure.
Blissful.
>>683666743
well i do wear glasses lol
>>683666903
rip in panties megumin....we knew ye well....
>>683666921
Too bad you won't meet someone like that irl.
>>683666469
what is a swain?
my "point' is
>screenshots aren't 150kb all the time, end of story.
>you are an idiot
>I am not >>683662586
anyways, like I said: Tibetan sand mosaics, vidya, masturbating.
Bye!
It's getting pretty late so I'll go to sleep. Seeya all and have a nice time :)
>>683666602
I had swimming classes for 10 years of my life and don't know a single name of a jump / technique in english.
>>683666499
Its hard to pick a trait that stands out in perfection but I will go with her perseverance.
>>683666903
At least you didn't blow up the panties.
>>683667098
Who are you quoting?
>>683667101
Bye.
>Homu
>>683667017
Yes, that's a given.
Hiding in bathroom
This is too much texas for me
There are peanuts and peanuts shells everywhere
And I ordered my typical bottom bitch amaretto sour and the guy had no idea what that was
and oh my god the texas
its everywhere
how did i not see this coming help me
>Tsuyu
>>683666469
U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT
>>683667125
They are too precious to be blown up
>>683666965
rip in panties me, you died living the dream
>>683667125
i was saying a triple front flip would be 10/10 lol, i-i wasn't judging your name for it lol
>>683666036
Just counting the days
>>683667406
what is happening?
>>683667406
Meme.
>>683662707
>claimed
>>683667351
Texas Roadhouse?
>>683667436
>>683666965
So... if you come back to haunt Kagami don't forget im living in the same house, I hope you're not too noisy with her at night.
>>683665803
>>683665803
>>683665803
>>683665803
i went dumpster diving today here is what i found was really excited to get a sealed vhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQUCcwKyh7Q
>>683667436
so does that mean your soul is gonna haunt me now??
did someone say meme?
>>683667351
That place is Delicious, Get the Pulled pork.
>>683667660
proof that all anime grills look the same, just different hairstyles
>>683666791
Yup, you?
>>683667514
Same.
>>683667488
I know... I was just saying something stupid about me I only realized now. Anyway I will do one more exam and im done with studying for today.
>>683667651
n-noisy??? w-what's that supposed to mean?
so what is everyone up to?
>>683667796
they are sisters you facefuck
>>683666394
she's on fire
>>683667839
Adding color to this pic.
>>683667651
>>683667660
>
>>683667908
Pajama parties, obviously
>>683667871
oh!!! sorry lol, i thought something else...
glad you're getting those tests done!! i know it sucks....
>>683667971
identical twins too kek
>>683667839
Waiting for those genetically altered humans to exist.
One day, hopefully in our lifetime.
Gink has actually showed up the last two days, maybe we could start our music circlejerk once again if I, Ginko and Anomaly's visits coincide.
>>683668104
ooooo i like parties!!!!! we're gonna have fun!!
>>683668057
Cool, can't wait to see the finished product.
>>683668364
They damn well better, that's one of the main reasons I'm sticking around.
>>683668500
>Gink
Well, you know what I meant.
>>683668593
It'll probably be a while, I'm way too indecisive and unsure about things.
>it took about a half hour to find the right shade of blonde
>>683668593
is the cow girl from something? i like her
>>683668512
Who doesn't like parties?~
>>683668500
ill bring back the ratings if that happens
and start doing content qott's again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM
Well, I did it.
Epic muffins.
Strawberry, white choc and coconut.
Miho claimed
Hello
>>683668994
crazy people!!!
>tfw i've never been to a party besides my parent's kek!!!
>>683669020
Nice. Sounds delicious Rory.
>If dubs, death robot will be grey and pink
pleb tier:
>Waifu is from mainstream / popular / newest season anime
>>683669018
I say we bring questions in the OP back.
Make this place smell like home again.
>>683669020
They're probably gross since someone who loves Rory made them.
>>683667602
Yessum.
>>683667725
Got me a chicken
>Tsuyu
>>683669170
is that not the norm... ive never been to a party
>>683669170
>>683669296
nah man, im the only one who does that
i always do it if im op
>>683669411
You fucked up.
You don't go to Texas Roadhouse and get chicken.
You get real Meat.
I fapped with my right hand again after doing studies. This time I was able to use my index to almost fully grasp my dick. Still felt weird but not as world like the first time. Remember when Patrick told SpongeBob to hold out his pinky to be fancy? That was my first time but with the index.
This time was around 40-45 min since it still felt weird but hey faster than last time. Instead of regular white cum, I had duck water coming out
>>683668593
Same here.
I'm also sticking around for you guys.
>>683669556
Yeah, I know. I've had steak everytime we've gone out in the past month or two though.
>Tsuyu
>>683669170
Don' worry, we'll have so many parties now that's I'm kill~
>that sounds pretty bad kek
>>683669441
i don't think so...everyone i knew was always going to parties
>>683669529
w-what do you want?? i don't drink soda....
>>683669660
Sorry what?
>>683669411
if dubs, you go back and get pulled pork sandwich
>>683669660
/Waifu/
A magical place
>>683668500
I will be posting songs that nobody cares about too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1szwMJfBpqU
>>683669660
i-i don't even.....
>>683667871
Homu I might die.
>Tsuyu
>>683669672
Pulled pork isn't steak.
>>683669660
Shinoa why?
>>683669674
i guess dying does things to people, i wouldn't know ANYTHING about that though kek, i loo forward to the parties!!
>kagami
>>683669891
I know.. I'm just out of it my apologies.
I don't know what I'm saying.
>Tsuyu
>>683667351
>bottom bitch amaretto sour
well, you got that part right (^:
>Barry
>>683670069
It's okay, Next time try not to bitch out with chicken.
>>683669888
>trips conf...
NO TSUYU YOU CAN'T I NEED YOU
>>683670062
>i wouldn't know ANYTHING about that though
I'm sorry..
Looking forward to partying too~
>Megumin
>>683669888
checked
RIP
so... shall i bake?
[insert uta pic]
>>683669534
You wouldn't mind if I tried something sometime right? I just need to see who it sticks.
>>683669630
I'm sorry love. I'm going to sleep. I hope you have here though.
>>683669833
Make it a four way circlejerk. I'm sure nobody's like mind.
>>683670154
I like chicken :(
>>683670196
>>683670345
Well im dead.
>>683670377
go ahead
>>683670377
*have fun
Fuck me.
>>683670454
forgot the
>[insert uta pic]
[inset uta pic]
>>683670454
Oh, no not right now, it would be difficult for me to do anything since I'm on my phone. You can have the bake.
>>683670635
ah
ok
[insert uta pic]
