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>Insult
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Homura claimed, minimalistic edition
Tit.
>watching Game of Thrones edition
>>683474490
>>683474548
>>683473698
Booby Brother.
>>683473947
>indian tea tea
When will people learn. I do agree with the chocolate and the spices generally overpower the tea. One of my chefs was Indian and he made chai. He brought his spices from home. Best chai I ever tasted.
Rory early claim
>>683474464
>mfw not even OP follows the rules
>>683474624
>>683474688
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>683474788
>>683473947
Yes, yes and yes.
Try Not for Threes and Rest Proof Clockwork.
>>683474006
I could upload them for you, but it would be a hollow effort.
I'll search the /mu/ archive for you.
Just give me a minute.
>>683474848
>>683474347
Oh, right.
>>683474922
>>683474347
mandatory cc claim
wuzzup my nig nogs
Obligatory claim.
>>683473613
Well if that's the case, I hope you get it done quickly, heh.
>>683473665
Mmm, good idea. Though I rarely mix milk with my coffee, feel like it's changes the flavor a tad bit too much.
>>683473698
I hope the rest of your day is going well so far, buddy. Sorry that work didn't go so smoothly, wanna talk about it?
>>683474630
Does Chai mean tea? That's new, here the box always just said chai tea
>>683474893
Thanks, will do that right now
>>683474996
>>683475087
Claimed.
Best type moon claimed
>>683475128
I really wish you would get raped and murdered.
Quick claim before I hit the gymn. What's up guys?
>>683475033
nothing much niggest of nogs
>>683475172
>>683474893
>>683474664
https://mega.nz/#!PlwzBIgB!5j9K11vM2iVw8R9SoQUzybpDaNlZpog1NOWmHhIaMkc
There you go.
>>683474664
Who even reads the rules?
>>683475064
forgot pic
>>683475033
>checked
Heya cc, how's your evening/morning?
>>683475128
Hey Curie
How is that no-wank policy being held up?
>>683475259
>>683475313
>>683475272
Thanks lad.
Wtf is going on
>Your Ban was filed 21.05.2015
>Your Ban expires on 22.05.2015
Thanks moot
Also, that was a Ban for Beast posting
>>683475033
Not much, nig noggian. Just dying in my chair right now. How about you?
>>683475348
>>683475055
There isn't much to talk about, it was just really boring.
>>683474628
See any cows today?
>>683475244
Hello.
>>683475402
>>683475244
Doing fine thanks, everything is going like usual~
You?
>>683475469
>>683475211
>who is Hisui
>>683475514
Sorry I'm a bit later than normal
>>683475554
Dio-sama...
>>683475596
sachi claim
>>683475634
>>683475468
Hey there friend, do you know how Dio is dealing with his loli addiction?
>>683475673
>>683475064
Chai is the Indian word for tea, yes.
Looks like we just have Overwatch shitposting today boys.
About to head out for work. At least it didnt rain overnight. I guess Ill make caramellatte muffins.
reminder ~
love you're waifu
>>683475579
Hey Fran, it's been a while.
How are you?
>>683475624
Heyo Dio, how are you?
Keeping up the great drawing work?
>>683475741
Im done bb
>>683475291
>evening
pretty good, sending hand-kun drawn pics of what i think i used to look like
he seems amused
>>683475247
nice no noms niggy no nogry
>>683475391
finding pics to send u
>>683475684
loli hate addiction*
>>683475518
Used goods with a dead VA
>>683475366
No prob.
>>683475579
Hi Fran.
>>683475684
I think he needs to embrace it.
>>683475786
Ordering mine right now!
>>683475468
Well that sucks, I hope you're at least enjoying yourself right now.
>>683475579
It's all good, Fran. Welcome back.
>>683475841
Well shit.
>>683475828
Been drawing a lot less moustaches lately, but I still do it occasionally when I find a pretty good picture.
>>683475741
Have fun at work!
And you best make enough muffins to share!
>>683475937
Hey Galko, how are you and the babies?
>>683475786
Will order one soon
>>683475828
I'm great! Why about you?
>>683476084
You doing anything fun today hand?
>>683475868
>>683475937
True, Dio needs to stop his childlike denial and accept what all of us already know.
I haven't even played Overwatch is it me or do all these characters seem very plain and generic? I think I could take a one-word guess on what all of them do and get most right. Then again if that game is so fast-paced you might want plain plain characters that are quickly recognized
>>683475741
That explains it.
Good luck at work. Do you work an office job?
>>683476247
Holy kek, no. I'm just sizzling in my chair.
You?
>>683475868
Hey Dio do I classify as a loli?
Sometimes I think I'm on the edge
QOTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeF3UTkCoxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nRTF2SowQ
>>683476328
Holy hell yes! That would be the most laughable movie in existence!
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
>>683474347
snail claimed
>>683476343
>do all these characters seem very plain and generic?
I wouldn't call them generic, in fact that department is probably one of the undeniable strengths. Though they do seem overly fond of national stereotypes.
>>683476150
It's a nice time waster though~
You should be able to find something else if it starts to bother you.
>>683476247
Usual things, though I'm happy with how things are going on for me~
>>683476707
Heyo Froggo~
How are you cute?
>>683475624
So me and Kurumi came to a conclusion about my thigh gap
Its a generic anime thing.
Either Kurumis was equal or my legs were retarded.
We settled for Rory having a generic anime thigh gap.
Doesnt fix my forehead, but I bet you still find me gross.
>>683476343
No, in a kitchen of a coffee shop. The muffins are sold out the front for way too much, but Im using the worlds best coffee.
>>683476020
you can do it more than once
just use a new IP or your mobile device IP
I got 3 that way
>>683476247
good coupon may expire soon I'll get another one if it happens
>>683476489
That hot down there already? It is in the 70s here.
Just relaxing, and waiting to go ply Magic, like most Mondays
>>683476707
Ribbit
>>683476925
That's good
>Just lost 4 Level 6's in Darkest Dungeon because I fogot the Swine God is immune to Blight/Bleed if you fuck with with his tiny pig support at all
>Also lost 8 High Level Trinkets
The first time I have actually rage quit a game in maybe 3-4 years
Most Fuck up person you ever met or hear in your entire life ?
For me its graf
>guess whos there
>>683477402
Tats
>>683476490
I mostly concider around 13 years old and less to be loli, althought there are characters that are 18 or far more than 18 yet have the body of a child, those are also filthy
so I guess what I'm trying to say is that its not about the age but the body
wich does not answer your question.
Now for the actual answer to your question: I wouldn't concider you a loli, althought whatever age she is, it still doesn't make it that much right to have a 16 years old waifu.
>>683476925
It doesn't realy bother me, I'm just doing it less often.
>>683476950
It's not about it being generic, its about it being fucking gross. Kurumi's legs are great by the way
>>683477555
Trips confirm my waifu has amazing legs
>>683476084
Right now I am. I'm a little frustrated though.
>>683476247
Alright, I guess.
>>683477555
What if the waifu physical age doesn't match its actual age?
>>683477777
Well played.
>>683477777
Damn
would love fer her to tie me up
Jenny Claim
>try to open windows explorer
>nvidia crashes
>bluescreeb
>fuck windows
>>683477777
Checked
>>683477777
>>683477555
both checked
>>683477555
>tfw your waifu is only 15
>>683477777
Moogs > All y'all niggas.
Better step it up losers.
>>683477777
Quads confirm, you should end it all.
>>683477777
>>683477555
>>683477100
>>683475366
>>683475244
>>683475211
>>683475055
>>683475033
>>683474922
>>683474788
>>683474688
>>683474555
Just checking them real quick.
>>683477402
Actually no one.
>>683477555
Nothing to worry about then~
>>683477777
Dem quints
>Lucky seven
>>683477402
Do i need to answer?
>>683477675
Agreed
>>683477886
It depends on wich side, let's say a 20 years old with the body of a child, filthy loli
Some special being around the age of 5 but has a full grown body of an adult, likely born that way, not loli
she 16 but she look 18 yo nigga, don't fuck with me mayne ye noe damn well thats wrong
>>683477957
I like the snake better
>>683477100
Probably later tonight I'll order one
>>683477715
Miaa finally chilling out?
>>683477777
You're not wrong...
Lurking, also claimed
>>683477131
Nah, I'm just dying in my chair. That's about it.
Glad you're relaxing, handsome.
>>683477715
Why's that, beautiful?
>>683478004
>spider on my wall
>tries to kill it
>falls on floor
>hand panic
How's your day going, Jenny?
>>683478252
Tats?
>>683477777
Mugi.
>>683478292
A little bit.
>>683478071
>quads
I should end it too.
>>683477402
people who spend their lives talking about 2D girls
>>683478355
i'm doing fine. Just getting ready for work. How are you?
>>683475579
>>683475648
>>683478324
>Rattle
>>683478382
I wont say loli, but I will say filthy
>>683477957
I like the spider
>>683478355
What happened this time? Do you need an "operation"
Don't kill spiders, they eat the more annoying flies!
>>683478383
Any good pictures of her?
>>683478580
>Rattle
What are you up to Shizuru?
>>683478400
I didn't correct you because I didn't want you to end it like this...
>>683478382
4th track is bliss.
>>683478475
>filename
Kek'd.
Glad to hear it, adorable. Hope works goes smoothly.
I'm doing fine, just sitting in my chair relaxing as usual.
>>683478723
The spider that fell on my floor sent me into a flying panic.
>>683475055
I decided to go ahead and shave, not like its all a lot of work but I'm just a lazy bastard.
>>683475468
Not yet but I will later.
>>683477777
Shit.
could the snake be considered a dominant woman if so she cool too i only like when girls can hold me down
Well, Im off to the gymn guys, should I make it leg day or core day?
>>683478723
Not really.
>>683478355
I'm trying to play Paranoid Android on guitar and failing miserably because I suck.
>>683478883
Good.
>>683479014
Leg day, hopefuly you can escape charlotte next time.
>don't follow my advice I know jackshit about bodybuilding
>>683478580
>rattle
what you up to?
>>683479014
core day
>>683478996
I'm not realy into that but I suppose there's that
>>683479014
Always leg day
>>683478603
Love you too.
>>683478779
I'm surprised you liked it, It's definitely some hard Jazz.
>>683478872
Glad to hear it too. Stay comfy <3
>>683479014
i'll take a shot in the dark and say leg day
>>683479179
Well shit fire, beautiful. Being bad at something is the first step at being good at it. Just keep at it and you'll get it, I'm sure of it.
>>683479237
>>683479238
Ima gonna go for leg day, because homura-chan knows what she's talking about!
>>683478872
What kind of spider? Just a wolf? Brown recluse?
But what's this about you sizzling? You just too sexy for that chair? How about my lap instead!
>>683479179
Aw, oh well
sexj9 i remember when i had a crush on her
I'm going to sleep now.
Keep on keeping on fags.
https://youtu.be/vKDkp7-J_ko
>>683479700
Go get huge and hope to see you again, its time for me to build a MamiMura folder.
>>683479571
Theres a lot of things I like without even knowing.
>>683480217
Night denbts
>>683479681
I'm trying, but I'm not very patient.
>>683479922
I would also want to get more decorations for her enclosure before I take any good pictures, there isn't much in there.
>>683479680
You do the same, beautiful.
>>683479922
Uhh, was a spider that was the proper size for caution. Might have been a wolf spider, not sure.
>you just too sexy for that chair?
Oh, hardly.
>>683480217
Goodnight, Tats. Sleep warm and well.
I don't know what to do
I'm bored
>>683480024
hot spoder
>>683480217
rip Tats ;(
>>683480217
Bye.
>Homu
Lucy steel 10/10
>>683478723
>>683479238
Eating. Watching youtube i suppose. Not a lot. Contemplating doing some reading.
>Rattle
You?
>>683480024
pretty much anyone watched it did
>>683480217
Goodnight <3
>>683480329
k
>>683480217
But its only 12:25 am
Bye
>>683480547
Time2fap
claimed AF
>>683480217
Night!
>>683480317
Just substrate, water dish, and a hide at the moment?
>>683480329
Wolf spiders are harmless! Weaker venom than a bee
So your chair is super sexy?
>>683480488
What kind of books do you like?
Going to play some commander later tonight
>>683480678
Been a while since you were here Agrias. Hows it going?
>>683480671
Calm down Mugi
>>683479014
core day
also can you guys help me resist buying this as much as i love my waifus i would like a real grill some day
>>683481004
It's not Dio
It's not top quality.
>>683480791
Yep, sadly.
Im turning into the steryotypical New York Jewish man...
Only the finest hot teas and burnt bagels
>>683480924
You wot?
I just got back...
>>683481004
Nah man, just buy it and get a fleshlight
Long term it'll be pretty much the same except the pillow will have cost you a lot less
>>683480671
Always
>>683481004
How big is it?
>>683481107
Poor girl
>>683481187
A Jew's bagel isn't the only thing burnt
>>683480888
nice trips bby, I've been doing fine o fine
>>683480791
I bounce around genres all the time. Currently in my reading queue is the rest of Machiavelli's The Prince, No Game No Life's 4th graphic novel, then 1984.
I've been pretty unmotivated to read for a while though so they've just been sitting around for probably a month. Buuuut i'll get to it sooner or later.
>Shizuru
i dunno saw it on amazon im assuming big enough for a body pillow ive never done something like this so dont know
>>683481004
Get an extra plain color cover, put it on and pretend its a long pillow on your Couch or for the corner between your bed and the wall
