Waifu Claiming thread
>Waste your time trolling us edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per anon.
>No shipping
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum. No lewd.
>Don't be gay
>We know you masturbate. Stop talking about it.
>No posts with focal point on sexual objects or speech(This includes pictures)
>No birds
>Insult other waifu
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: You're waifu a shit
>>683370055
dicks in a bag
Rikka claimed.
Waddup bois?
>>683370055
claimed
>>683369755
i wish i didn't have to....
Akiko claim
>>683370055
>dub dubs confirm best husbando
>>683369928
Welcome back.
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, having a baja blast edition.
Obligatory claim.
>>683369616
Stop being so adorable.
INB4 deleted by OP
claimed
Claimed.
Claimed
>I get it, you hate me for stupid reasons edition
>>683370324
O shit waddup
Megumin claimed~
>>683370324
Just chilling, what about you?~
>>683370325
Don't worry, you'll get there one day~
>Kagami is a qt
>>683370474
>I'm not here
waifu claimed
Shiro claim!
>>683370055
Double double? Propestorous for JamJon!
>>683370538
see
>>683369891
>Joe Dirt
kek
>>683370324
O shit waddup
>>683369449
>
>>683369058
You remeber the episode of SpongeBob where SpongeBob held a pinky out to be fancy? That's me but with index
>looks deeper irl
>>683369395
How do people not fap over a month?!>>683369449
>>683369439
Deep. It really is!
>>683369551
;_;
>>683369867
None taken. I want to be a scrub best uniforms to wear! And thanks for the support again eureka!!
>>683369928
Go to sleep
>>683369936
Cause fuck!
>shinoa bro
>>683370588
i hope so....i love this anon so much.....
>megumin is also a cutie
Well Galko you tried
>>683370055
them dub dubs
https://youtu.be/BGUaLTLiFLc
>>683370519
nice goat dog thing...or whatever
>>683370567
>stupid reasons
other than awful design
>>683370758
No.
>>683370780
Tried what?
Claim.
>>683369857
>this guy knows what's up
>>683369891
No, no. Nothing. Ah well, I had a drinking contest with dear ol' Mum. She's really something. 100% Russian counts for a lot, haha. What did you buy?!
>>683369918
Whatcha' drinkin'?
>lightweight
I remember those days. Now I can't get buzzed unless I drink heavily.
>>683370768
How long have you been with the irl anon?~
Maybe it'll happen this week!
>>683370902
>nice goat dog thing...or whatever
thanks
QOTT: would you have a loli as a daughter or little sister from any anime? If so, who from what anime?
Dekomori as a daughter from chuunibyou demo koi ga shitai
>>683370934
To take a nap
that IS what you tried to do right?
Holy shit this fist build is so fun, especially when bgm is playing
aizawa claim
>>683370938
>Tail's perked up and curled
>Indication for happiness in cats
Glad to see you're feeling well.
>>683370567
>>683370758
Found the bois
>>683370588
I ammmmmm talking with my favorite mage and listening to Seven Nation Army. I love this song to death.
>>683370324
Ah snap! Not much, what about you homie?
>>683370745
I liked the movie.
didn't get that signature thing
https://youtu.be/j-Fhx2IEztw
>>683370758
Have a wank before the test, it helps so much.
>Best idol claimed
>>683370902
If you look at the design, youll see that the thigh gap is a trick of the skirt.
>>683371121
You have to ask that?
Shalltear as a sister. Dont think I could think of her as a daughter.
>>683371220
It has a mean beat.
>>683371220
>talking with my favorite mage
You're too sweet~
I never listened to that song, I'll give it a shot~
>>683371121
>Yui AND Mugi are both older than I am
>tfw
dont really want a daughter at all right now :^)
>>683370487
You first.
>>683370636
Spotted.
I drew/animated my husbando. He's the best.
>>683371121
I don't know how in to incest i am but....
I want a little sister Shizuru. Rewrite.
Worth.
>>683371048
not too long, we've talked for a long time, but we've started to get really close recently....
yeah....im actually gonna fly there and meet up!!
Milinda claim
>>683371039
Just Jack and coke.
>Im cheap kek
>>683369936
>princess
oh stahp you...
>blushes
>>683371156
Yeah...
>I'll just pass out eventually
>>683371292
Put a shirt on.
>>683371121
Shinoa as a little sister.
>>683371492
>panic
>
>>683371259
lol
>>683370938
ruri
>>683371265
there are so many different tomo anons i give each a name.
i don't think you're hesitant and i know you're not the others.
What would your name be if you stayed here?
>>683371121
Renge seems like she'd be pretty cool as one of those either works I guess
>>683371397
sure it is
>it's not
>Kurumi
>obviously
>>683371492
We can both do it, no worries. Or we can keep it going, your choice.
>>683371511
Not sure if bait
>>683371714
I'm the one who made this I post them from time to time
>>683371121
Tsukihi Araragi. Just because I think she'd be a fun little sister.
>>683371612
>cheap
More like, genuine. Jack and coke is a very earnest drink. I commend you.
https://youtu.be/KBVMUOmQLcM
>>683371292
You didn't listen to it did you?
>>683371220
Oh wait, I recognize that song, the beat is pretty sick~
>>683371577
Sweet! Best of luck for ya~ Hope it works out!
>Ship is kill?
>>683371782
You dare insult skele-husbando? Shame on you.
>>683370902
>>683371397
Like reading the back and forths between you two.
>>683371039
She drinks it, I drink my fruit juices. Jaja
Captain Morgan, and Bacardí.
>>683371980
Consider suicide.
https://youtu.be/kN_LvY97Rco
>>683371907 was meant for >>683371647
Maybe I should go to sleep
>>683371397
Exactly what I want to play! Meg White isnt the best but I do enjoy some of her beats
>>683371441
Its awesome! Makes me wanna take on people.
Second song I am trying to learn.
>>683371863
AHA! OC tomo!
I never thought i'd see you again.
How's it going i got so little out of you last time.
How are you?
>>683371907
Ah, but I did listen to it.
>>683371980
Joke's on you, I don't hate Undertale, I just think it's alright.
>Soundtrack good tho
>>683371762
Standing with her legs at shoulder width? Cmon, man, I thought you knew how anatomy works.
>>683371980
Ooh, Charas gonna love you.
>>683372097
Fukkin saved
>>683372099
I feel like you're suppressing something, especially since you're telling me to kill myself.
Are you okay? Do you want to talk about it?
>>683372158
>Take on people
As in "Fight me, pleb"?
>>683371980
get out fake skeleton-husbando
>>683372217
fair at best
I've been lurking these threads just reading and saving nice images I had not seen
>>683372376
Not really. I just consider suicide everyday.
>>683370934
Oh
>>683371220
Yee
>>683371361
Gotta try that. Kek
>>683371863
I really want one know how those are made and what they're called
>>683371647
!
>>683371763
Eithers fine by me.
>>683371892
Thanks friend <3
>>683372320
Yeah, for a little while I drew away from it.. but a certain someone I know reeled me back into it.
>soundtrack is perf
>>683372397
I LIKE SKELETOR TOO BUT I CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE.
>>683371940
thanks megumin!!! ill be hoping too
>i-i don't know
>>683372320
Thanks pepperoni
>>683372376
>tfw still haven't played undertale
>>683372397
>Curse you Skeleton-husbando, NYAAAAH
>>683372397
Now THATS a skeleton-husbando
>>683372088
>she drinks it
Wat
Ahahah, it has begun.
>>683372557
Anytime, Mili!
>>683372484
Well that's good to hear. I hope you enjoy the thread. So what do you do in your busy life?
>>683372646
>>683371121
Sakurako from Yuru Yuri as a sister.
>>683371612
kek, so cute. What'd you have for dinner?
>>683372498
Your brain will thank you.
>>683372663
Undertale is good, just avoid the fandom of the dev of the game (cause he's a huge cocksucker)
Otherwise you're good.
>>683372546
Ehhh, I like you when you're acting cute. But I like you when you're not as well.
>indecisive hands
>>683372391
Yeah like "literally fight me IRL"
Claim. I'm still here, hehe.
>>683372800
You'll need this kagami. Got over it
Shinoa
>>683372800
no, no bun anon, i belong to somebody now kek, but ill give you a hamburger anyways
>>683372362
>possibly implying people control waste width
>>683372586
well you chose wrong
>>683372669
indeed he is
>>683372842
well my grammar got a lil' fucked there...
>>683372943
See
>>683372937
>>683372811
>>683371612
>>683371892
Try to stop me
>>683372921
Still taking your time?
>>683372586
You wanna talk prefect soundtracks, check this out
https://youtu.be/eaiJKLROq5M
>>683372842
Well I am too poor to buy games on a regular basis but perhaps I'll give it a go once it goes on sale. I've heard a lot of good about it
>>683372586
Yeah but when the soundtrack's the best part of the game you have to consider how good the game is.
>>683372663
Anytime, Akikonon.
>not having played Undertale
You're gonna get underwhelmed, b/c the hype surrounding it is fucking insane. It's actually an alright game, if you've got a sense of humor that fits it's own, but I think Toby Fox did the best he could with what he had, and that's the quality of a winner. It's cheap, buy it, play it, enjoy it, just don't go in expecting to play the 'best game evar!!!!1111!!!!1'.
>I'll defend the soundtrack to the ends of the Earth, though.
>>683372498
I'll gather the steps
>>683372742
I do enjoy them sometimes
except that time when that rabbit anon started to spam
and what life ?
>>683372894
Do some boxing kek
>>683372646
>>i-i don't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ginx7WKq5GE
>>683372842
I like Undertale a lot but I think Cave Story is a better indie game.
>>683372741
No.... My grammar....Uh...Ah crap.
>>683372842
I don't even hate Undertale as a game I just have a really fucking bad experience with its fandom so I get insanely triggered whenever talks about it
>>683373173
Fast reply:
I had replied back to you, so I was actually waiting this time.
>>683372153
But if you sleep you'll have a bad time...
>>683372498
I'll actually sleep.
>>683372546
>hides
I'm gonna go enter a coma now. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
>>683373261
I mean, you gotta admit that the Pacifist ending does tug at your heart a little bit though. I mean I'm a sensitive little shit and I cried my eyes out, so...
>>683373511
Same, fam. The fandom made me stop loving like I did.
>>683373396
ahhhg....that song, it make me feel bad!!!....
>>683372879
Well then.
>>683373546
See you in 5.
>Kyouko
>>683373300
ya..that happens a lot.
Your exciting life! All the people who post tomo have nothing, but good things.
>sarcasm
So just the usual? Shit posting in between work or school?
>>683373173
Stop what?! What are you doing?!
>>683373497
Are you having a stroke? Haha, I kid. No, seriously.
>>683373546
Goodnight again.
>>683373261
Well I'm all for epic soundtracks and ignoring other people, thanks anon. Once I have money again I might check it out but right now I have 30 buck for 2 weeks food so I don't think I can chip off a game there
>>683373546
It's 6:30 am here
At this point it's better to just drink a litre of black tea with a cup of sugar swirled in it. I just gotta suck it up until tonight
>>683373546
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>683373672
>filename
>Eager hands
>>683373522
:O! That's the fastest!!
>>683373546
Drink a glass of warm water for help
>>683373739
You just memed all over Galko lmao
Jesus Christ where's Karen
>>683372741
Your the best :)
>>683372811
Had a steak actually.
>And probably one too many shots... kek
>>683373173
Shinoa....
>>683373664
Don't worry about me~ go get the girl irl. I'm just an anon after all~
>>683373770
yaa so much fun and excitement
no wonder we'll end it sooner
and I just lurk to save images and wait for night time
>>>683373546
>>683373963
>>683374094
https://youtu.be/PX7zPlQjAr8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BVA44aaDyk
>>683374131
>get the girl
nigga she doesn't realize I exist ;-;
>>683373650
I actually prefer the challenge the Genocide route offered.
>>683373921
>30 bucks for 2 weeks food
On one hand I wish I didn't know what that felt like, but on the other hand, I think I've said it before, but I hope you get serious funds from that game of yours when the time comes!
>>683374131
you're not just an anon, you're a really nice anon....
>>683373864
>>683373996
Dammit
>>683374094
I'm being watched now
>>683374298
I've yet to go Genocide, and I know I"m gonna hate it because I'll have to kill the boners.
>>683373396
I use to be a wrestler in high school!
>>683374210
a lot of anons do that.
You should post that cute girl more i'd love seeing you here.
>>683373923
Consensual rape a best.
>>683373864
Nah, I'm kind of a grammar nazi. So when I misspell or didn't add any punctuation marks. It makes me feel cringe. (Sometimes.)
>>683374282
Dem feels ;-;
>>683374335
Thanks.. I appreciate it, really
>>683374267
I can only imagine what kind of therapy I'd need if I opened that video up.
>>683374380
Waifus have your waifu under house arrest? Are you the bad one of the bunch? Have I made friends with the only delinquent of the thread?!
>>683374602
And hot as all hell.
>>683374508
Got into competition?~
>Closest I've been to being a wrestler is doing some Judo
>>683374625
Literally the worst
>she also has a fucking boyfriend
>mfw
>>683374539
sure but if I'm on the way let me know you might want to talk to someone else
>>683373173
>Implying it's even possible.
>>683373546
Good luck this time.
>>683373996
Ooh a steak sounds tasty as hell right now.
>one too many shots.
Don't die on me
>>683374494
I guess we're pretty different, for me, genocide only creates boners
>>683374625
i didn't do anything...you're the one that's you lol
you're welcome though
>>683374603
>nazi
Its Nazi
Question: Why do you have a waifu?
I had a waifu, many in fact. I had a waifu from Digmon, Legend of Dragoon, and my longest waifu was from the .hack series... But at that time, I was 8-11 years old...
So I'm asking you, the people of upper teenager to whatever the fuck age, why do you still keep a waifu?
Is it because real women shit and piss like the rest of us?
Is it because you have never had contact with a real female?
Tell me, why
>>683374494
Fucking DO IT.
>>683374267
I knew what it was and I clicked it anyway.
>no regrets
>>683374282
>she doesn't realize I exist ;-;
Oh Christ I know that feel
>>683374841
>steak
>not peppers
Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to escort yourself off of the premises.
>>683374753
Sadly no I had to stop I have holes in the bones in my legs and like if I broke em it would be game over for me
https://youtu.be/gQ4wupzMP-Q
>>683374298
Thanks, i hope you don't have to live through having to ration your food a lot
I doubt anyone will give me anything for that game, but I see it more as a stepping stone, something I can show to get some credentials and maybe get a job in a company or funding for my actual games
>>683374681
If you can't handle your basic sanic then you aren't going fast enough
>>683374846
o-oh...
>>683375005
We're just....attached.
>>683374818
You're new (kind of) and exciting. you're not in the way. i lurk the conversations of others a lot these days, but you're not in one except with me now.
>>683373996
Only on Tuesdays.
>>683374603
Ahh dun wry but thatt! It's 4chan. You're among friends. Except Spike. He's a grammar Nazi.
>>683374587
Got the bunny ears? I'll address it to the always watching group
>>683374681
No....maybe.....you should talk to others in thread.........open it...
>>683374841
Being watched
>>683374494
Genocide was easier for nme. I went neutral / pacifist / genocide. Still on Sans.
>>683374587
>smug bun always watches
>>683373141
>cant even spell waist
>>683375005
all of the above
>>683375262
its a good start for today
>>683375005
Just an avatar to me, really.
I like these people, so I stay in these threads.
Simple as that.
>>683375154
That's not a winner's attitude, mate!
But I see your point with the stepping-stone bit.
I may have to record some music soon, make that my own stepping-stone.
>>683375005
Some actually have a waifu, some use it as an identifying post.
You're how old now and shit post on 4chan still?
>>683374810
Fucking hell lol
>>683374880
Yeah.. I had fun with you~
>>683375095
Damn.. sorry to hear that
>Megumin
>>683374715
I'll be on the first flight out.
>>683374380
Always watching
>>683374841
It was.
>I will try friend, I get kinda crazy when im this drunk tho
>>683375305
>Only on Tuesdays
You mean everyday qt ;)
>>683375702
I like you anon
Shinoa bro
>>683373921
>Bored Shizuru
>>683375005
i guess it was an outlet for lonlieness....and the fact that i like her character a lot, it reminds me of myself in some ways, and yes because women don't feel mutally the same towards me
>>683375242
*ba dum tsss*
>>683375005
>Is it because you have never had contact with a real female?
I never had too much contact with people in general, so I'd say yes.
the spider all in tune
the evening of the moon
dreams are made winding through her head
>>683375777
trips make it hard.....i had fun too megumin, i can still give you songs lol
>>683374905
You......Why must I hurt myself......
>>683375305
I don't mind other people's grammar, as long as it gets the point across. Spike he's awesome.
>>683375154
I am going 53 m/s.
>>683375379
I'm not very good with making small-talk, though...
>151 images
>>683375005
>>683375005
I have husbandos and waifus because they give me a sense of comfort and happiness because four out my five relationships I"ve had in my life we're absolute shit (these were with men) and I was denied twice by two separate women who I gave a shit about.
Atleast there aren't regrets and sadness linked to the fictional characters I feel somewhat close to. Sort of the same reason why I own body pillows. Pillows are a huge comfort, I love large pillows to sleep on for my back, and they can have my waifus/husbandos on them. Win-win.
