Waifu claiming thread. >still here edition The rules are
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
>still here edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: kill yourself
Syndra claimed
Obligatory claim.
Dio-sama...
Akiko claimed
>>683335832
Would still be a shame, I enjoy talking with you.
As for myself, I have a sister and a mother to take care of, I couldn't leave them behind. I also think that being alive is probably the most interesting thing to ever happen to me. Death is most likely just as before I was born, and that was way too boring. Death sure does sounds like a nice breather from everything but I'm gonna be dead way longer than I will live, so I might as well just sit it out. Can't eat peaches from the grave
keemstar needs to kill himself
>>683336217
mandatory cc claim
Best girlie claimed!
I blame my upload bandwitdth getting hijacked.
Back from hambahgahs, they were absolutely delicious. How's everyone's evening going here? I hope you're all doing well.
>>683335702 #
Wow really nigga?
Hello everyone <3
Claimed.
>>683336217
Now where's my cyanide capsule....
>>683336217
kagami claimed
>>683335740
thank you!!!!
>>683336503
here you go homu!!! i got them!!
Rikka claimed.
Gotta take a break from the drums!
How is everyone doing?
Megumin claimed~
>Panties stolen edition
bored sachi claim
sherlock is hereby claimed
god shes perf
all other waifus get out
>>683336447
Is that you iDubbbz?
>>683336503
Excuses excuses!
>>683336538
It's going good.
>hambahgahs
Sounds preddy gud
>>683336503
Homu my dear, is there anywhere else I might be able to contact you?
>Waifuless
>
>>683336538
Hey Renge
I feel like the night is absorbing me, I can't feel my body but I'm still typing this nevertheless. It is bliss
>>683336632
Another filthy loli.
>>683336621
Headaches.
Kurumi Claimed
>>683336667
What are you fucking gay?
Milinda claim
>>683335970
Thanks friend
>>683336399
I feel like you screencapped that just for future use... Sorry friend, but you are the captain of shipping, if you didn't tell them you wouldn't be doing your job right... kek
>>683336599
Rikka!~ Enjoying your new drums?
>>683336667
yes
>off by one
you may as well be dead ;(
>>683336688
i-i can't....who is this?!?!
>trips into double dub.....
>>683336737
Yawning.
need her to protect me like my new mommy and abuse me from time to time. oh and claimed
Tiddies.
>>683336667
>1 off from trip quads
Good to hear, how you been Kyouko?
>>683336707
Go the fuck to sleep Akiko. I miss you but go to bed if you're that tired.
>>683336922
Yawning hurts too much right now, help.
>>683336379
Are you the same Dio that's typically here
or are you an impostor?
>>683336443
Would it though? I'm a fuck up that ruins people's lives and disappoints his parents on a continual basis. I can barely keep it together well enough to pay my bills. I am an utterly contemptible human being with nothing of value to offer anybody. It would have been much better if I had died back in that car wreck, so now I've basically decided that doing what God failed to do might be a valid decision.
>>683336861
what are you fuckin gay dude
kill yourself faggot
>>683336934
Idk mang I'd rather fuck the snake.
>>683337018
Believer.
>>683337018
>watching
>>683336721
eat my shorts
>>683336596
I will now knight you as the 3rd perv of the round.
>>683336667
But but... its true... Gotta seed my anime and stuff.
>>683336908
Who would it be silly?
>>683336673
I guess I will make a TG right now... I don't really know why I didn't make one yet when people here asked me to do before.
>>683336622
Panties~
Hello everyone, how's the day been?
>Best idol claimed
>>683337111
no you gay retard
>this is toxic
>>683337205
Oh? So you're making one for me.. I feel very special <3
>Waifuless
>>683336956
Breasts.
>>683337009
You have any medicine you could take? If not and it keeps getting worse go to sleep and get some rest.
>>683337337
>337337
not a get but still cool
>Mugi
>>683337096
Most impostors only post once, sometimes 3 or 4 times.
And there's that coward of spike cuntbag that goes around spreading untruthful scandals about me.
But anyways the answer to your question is that I am the real Dio anon.
>>683337169
I'm not into that kind of things.
>>683336983
>how you been Kyouko?
The usual everyday life honestly, the only new thing that happened was all the hours I spent on Overwatch.
What about you?
>>683336861
>you may as well be dead ;(
brb killing myself
>>683337205
It's ok Homu, happens to everyone.
>>683337337
Heyo Maki, pretty good, yours?
not dominant enough I prefer role reversal :/
>>683336836
Megumin <3 I am enjoying them I just havent played in song long I am soooo bad!
>>683337337
Maki!
>>683337342
only the best memes are toxic
>>683337205
it was you?!?!? i-...whoa, t-that's some spooky coincedences, i don't know what to say...
>yes im in!!!!
>>683337439
Mammaries.
>>683337342
Nigger faggot.
>>683337439
I have some painkillers I might take, though straining the back of my head to high pain tolerance helps a bit though.
>Get some sleep
While talking to you? Nah.
>>683336721
Would lolis be okay as daughterus? Cause that's how i see them as
>>683337562
>That pic
>Your rubbing it in now aren't you?
I knew it... kek
>>683337515
>>683337337
>>683336983
That's just it, I'm not even that tired and it's still early. I have been running around all day lifting shit and cooking for my sister so my body is knacked but my mind's still racing
>>683337110
Woah there man, you're getting too relatable for me. If you survived that car wreck I think you've been given a chance to get shit straight. You could've died, but you didn't just deal with that. have you considered what you want for yourself? You said you disappoint people, but do you disappoint yourself? I stopped the studies my parents wanted me to do and went for what I wanted. Over time things seemed to get better. I'm still poor, and I'm struggling every day, but I do what I love and for now that's enough. What are the things you think are satisfying? Maybe you can capitalize on them.
>I know I'm not making sense, I'm shit at giving advise due to my lack of life experiences
>>683337337
Maki! How are you tonight? I'm doing pretty well.
>>683337469
I tried playing Overwatch but my laptop is really too shitty to run it above the lowest graphic settings, at which point it just feels like a watered-down TF2 with less deception and spatial interaction. I'm doing pretty well, just been helping mom do stuff all day.
>>683337562
I'm still claiming my lovely loli as a waifu, and Dio will just have to live with my filth.
>>683337205
Homu ily
>no homo
btw does anyone know some role-reversal type anime or ones where the female character takes on a more mother type.... i dont have mom issues k
>>683337561
the best memes are just more toxic than shit memes
but thats ok
>>683337659
hey thats pretty good
>>683337562
rip?
>>683337469
have fun :^)
>>683337868
Dammit Shinoa!
>>683337776
Althought I find it kind of weird, daughterus are not completely filthy I suppose.
But when you call it a waifu it's not a damn daughteru, it's just wrong.
>>683338004
forgot pic
>>683337348
Im glad you do, its perfectly fair!
>>683337469
I posted mine 1 second later than this one ;_;
>>683337587
The knighting ceremony will be tomorrow, we need to prepare for it... do you know where will it take place?
>>683337508
Practice makes perfect~ One day we'll have a band in /waifu/ base!
>>683337587
C-could I get my panties back.. Please..?
>>683337868
I approve this ship!
>>683337916
We have to accept Rory's filth
you don't even compare to that degree of disgust
>>683337659
Milk tanks.
>>683337701
Neither of us will sleep while the other is awake, we seem to have reached a conundrum.
>>683337916
>>683338022
This.
>Sanae
>>683337456
but senpai they taste so gud
>>683337448
:^)
>>683337469
That's great Kyouko, had a really enjoyable day.
>>683337515
Milinda! What's poppin?
>>683337868
topkek
>>683337916
Yo Renge, good to hear. Not too bad myself.
>>683337562
lel as if I already didn't know :^)
>>683338227
Guess we'll just have to sleep at the same time.
>nudge nudge
>>683338129
i-im guessing my house??? am i cooking too....
>>683338142
sorry, homu has them now lol
Fags....
>>683338142
>Megumin blush is adorable.!
Oh godddd I can only dream! I have to get way better then!
>>683337134
>>683337159
I want to believe
>>683338022
This
>>683338265
>loli
>tumblr
Gross
>>683337806
>
Heehee
>>683337916
Eh it's dio
>>683337975
The Ara Ara? Don't really know any. Should be plenty of them
>>683338022
Whats the filthy part? Where they "want" their dad that way? Cause that's nasty as fuck
>>683338009
See?
>>683338142
Someone approves
>>683338322
',:^)
>>683338142
i call bass by the way, if we do make a waifu band
>kagami
>Mizore claimed
>>683337975
ill be your mom
>>683338129
You might be disappointed after adding me though, but we shall see.
Let me know your user when you make it.
>Waifuless
>>683338441
Go out into the forest at 2:00 AM without your clothes on, you'll believe soon enough.
>>683337890
I did die twice, both times I refused to stay dead. I disappoint my parents by being totally maladjusted and am barely capable of taking care of myself even though I'm almost 30. I wake up to a nightmare everyday, I had a pretty good stretch there where everything was bearable and I considered myself happy, when I was happy. Everyday is a battle and 99% of the time I lose no matter how hard I fight. I'm not saying that I'm going to kill myself, but it is an idea I return to regularly and will dwell on for hours and hours. I don't want to talk about this anymore.
Just played a yasuo VS yasuo one for all
I think I have cancer now
>>683338227
Hooters!
>can I join?
>>683338142
Dont fuel the fire Megumin...
>>683338322
Hi Maki, Im just kinda chilling
>Totally wasnt waiting around for you or anything...
>>683338457
Im watching you...
some nigger on youtube claiming this song is in Drop A tuning smh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBec2rT8gTs
>secrets in /waifu/
What did they mean by this?
>>683338795
>>683338457
>>683338232
Keked pretty hard.
>>683338187
I'll never accept Rory's filth, it's not just the loli part of it, her entire body is the very definition of disgusting.
>>683338441
Great gif.
>>683338457
The part where you consider an anime character as someone you'd want as a daughter, thought I suppose it's not that different from wanting a waifu.
>>683338397
Im on that duty this time, you can always help if you want but I'd like you to farm those umbrellas.
>>683338658
I don't see why... but that will be very very soon!
>>683337553
>rattle
>>683338004
shit memes are a different type of toxic though
>>683338265
Semen demon
>>683338322
What have you been up to all day?
>>683338503
I suppose I can do vocals. None of my instruments really work well with a traditional band, but I like to think I've got a pretty good voice.
>>683338536
>the only redeeming quality of that show
>>683338658
Do you intend to just remain waifuless or are you simply waiting for the right waifu to come along?
>>683338756
Play one for all donger, have 31 turrets on your side
>>683338907
obscene
>>683338397
>
>>683338426
Improve and our base will be worth it!~
>>683338503
I call dibs on spectator~
>>683338797
Eheh~
:D
>>683338933
i've gotten a lot since your last time....with them, ill make sure you get extra ones!!!
>>683338798
>suggestive hands
>>683338933
We shall see. <3
>>683339010
Hard to say. I have yet to see the right waifu.
>Waifuless
>>683338712
Fair enough, how's your painting coming along?
>>683338795
Damn, how much art can a textbook mascot have?
>>683339010
Donger is banned almost every game
Champs I enjoyed the most so far
Sion rape train
Nocturn air strike
Aurelion sol lane sized comet boops
Thresh madness
velkoz lazor beemz
Well shit...
After I came back my fucking pc died...
Anyway,
I think I'm back now?
Holo Claimed
>>683339053
What would you play in our band Megumin?
>>683338988
yeah
>>683338227
>>683338795
Twin Peaks.
>>683338824
>some nigger on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIRBnVxfnl8
>>683338798
Wew
>>683339245
It's not.
>>683338795
Sure.
>>683339164
You've probably got more experience with this than I do.
>>683339340
Ta tas.
>>683339245
forgot pic
>>683339209
Are we going to see Homura-anon as a future husbando?
>>683339260
Welcome back Wise Wolf
>>683339340
>tfw no big 'ol tiddies
Hello, I come bringing lo mein!
We tit-posting?
>>683338797
>
>>683338929
What if it's how the character acts that makes you want a future daughter to be in a similar way?
>>683339260
Welcome back wise wolf
>>683339304
Nothing because I have no artistic talent whatsoever!~ :D
>might even be no talent at all kek
>>683339010
Obligatory witnessing of Homurenge.
>>683339110
Will there be enough for all our guests?
>>683339209
@Homuranon
Everyone else can add me too.
>>683338988
>rattle rattle
>>683338705
I find your hand obsolete
>>683338929
Thanks me to you
>>683338457
You're a cheeky one m8.
>>683338797
Cool, a little r&r. kek you're so sweet.
>>683339010
Went to visit my grandmother at the cemetery then took my mom out to eat. You?
>>683339245
A personal favorite of mine is still playing WW and just picking someone to have absolutely no fun the whole game.
>>683339260
I believe in you and your PC
>>683339530
Feeling that feel
>>683339631
What is that contact even
I'm not good with actually communicating with people
>>683339501
>>683339488
>>683339340
>
>>683339508
There's nothing realy wrong with that, but it makes claiming a daughteru pretty strange.
>>683339530
Bulllllshit were all good at someting! You can be our vocalist!
>>683339756
Telegram.
@Homuranon
>>683339488
Not by much though.
>>683339696
I am a bit outdated, shocked I haven't left yet.
>>683339631
of course!!! and i got extra ones for your meal!!
>>683338929
well we can't really get rid of her
yet
>>683339260
>Pc died
that kinda sucks, when's the funeral
>kurumi
>>683339495
I hope so.
>>683339245
A lot.
>>683339340
>>683339488
Melons!
>>683339340
alex is a stupid nigger
>>683339495
>>683339508
Thanks!
How have you been?
>>683339756
I wouldn't...
My pc has been fucking awful...
>>683339699
And dubs confirms it lol. Had a great day?
>>683339772
That would be really weird like that one anon. Thanks for the QOTT
>>683339764
Well, I like flat chests also. Like really flat. Like a guy's.
>>683339530
Same. More of a can't keep time and poor muscle memory
>>683339685
Rattle
Rory-sama claimed
>>683339869
Anything is more than nothing.
How do you feel about the show Archer?
>>683339973
Boobies.
>>683339508
>
>>683339699
Yeah, Im thinking about playing MGS today. Im gonna go buy a mic and online for my PS4 tomorrow
>Thanks friend, you too :)
>>683340148
speak of the devil
the queen of all gross waifus arrived.
>>683339764
DFC!
DFC!
>>683339699
Visit as in your grandmother is a permanent resident of the cemetery?
>>683339865
Can't say I have that, since I'm not much for talking outside of here.
>>683340062
I gotta believe!
>>683339794
But... but... >>683339010
>>683339794
Vocalist? Oh nonononononononono
I have the one of the worst voice for singing ever~
Besides, Renge wants to do vocals!~
>>683339756
Feels bad, doesn't it?
>>683340125
I'm more of a sports man than an art man
>>683339973
>>683340248
Cans.
>>683339495
At least there's something.
>>683339501
Apparently.
>>683340019
He sure is.
>>683339756
Malzahar does this better now. They can't even cc you when you ult someone. It's utterly ridiculous
>oh what's that? You pissed me off? No moving or attacking for you
>oh what's that? Your alistar has headbutted and pulverized me within one second? Nah, I ain't going nowhere
>>683339973
>tfw textbook girl has bigger bewbz than my Akiko
>>683340062
I've had ups and downs but in general I've been okay thankyouverymuch
How was the pc-less life?
>>683340363
Don't worry, I got your back~ >>683340364
>Megumin
>>683340363
Can one realy concider a loli as part of DFC?
After all, they are undevelopped so you may never know wether they would still be DFC at a later age.
>>683340364
More of a science and math person. And strategy
>>683340409
Either way, I don't have much
Back to creepy posting!
>>683340363
Oh crap, I didnt see your comment I am sorry!
>>683340364
Hmmmmmm how about Guitar!?
>>683340363
DFC?
>sachi
>>683340571
>tfw sunday night
>>683340248
>Anything is more than nothing.
>You seem dedicated to the idea
I think Archer's a good show, haven't seen much of it lately though.
>>683340315
Oh, stop! You'll make me blush!
>>683340363
DFC pride, but no reason we cant get on with the tig ol bitties.
>>683340409
Tig ol bitties
>>683340571
Loli cant be considered DFC, no.
>Best example - LoL's Jinx
>>683340591
>guitar
boy im right here :^)
>>683340364
>worst voice for singing ever
Try me, I was visiting my Great Grandma in the hospital when I was 6 and the tv in her room started to play the show COPS, so i sang the song and she died right there, no joke, haven't sang once since then.
>My voice actually kills people
>>683340125
Oohhhhh myyyyy
>>683340262
>
>>683340363
4 life
>>683340650
Delicious flat chested
>>683340148
>Rory claimed
Did you mean: Akiko
>
>>683340409
Don't need big boobs when you have class
>>683340502
The pc-less life has been rather awful so far,
Never even used my phone before today...
It's just about unusable,
It won't be to long I should be getting a new pc in a week or two
>>683340591
Hmmm.. I had a guitar once.. I sold it after 5 months of practice because I wasn't making any progress~
I'm just not made for art and music
>>683340773
I don't know how to react to your revelation...
I'll be leaving now.
>>683340826
If chest was in a past tense, wouldn't it be "Deliciously flat chested"?
By the way you should note this possible QOTT down if you didn't already>>683340571
I'm gonna go do something now, see you guys later.
>>683340409
Bazongas.
>>683340674
Its true, something is more than nothing.
I've been watching a marathon of it, I love this show.
>>683340502
I'm considering getting back into league, should I? I haven't played in a few month
And who here plays on the north american server? And want/need a rusty support player?
>>683340826
Like an actual guys'
>>683341007
Good bye
>>683340981
you gotta pick up a saxophone or somethin!!!
>smooth it over with the ladies
isn't that how bill clinton did it?
>>683340106
kek yeah it was pretty swell. How was yours?
>>683340262
Nice! Can't wait man, although I may be busy the next few days.
>>683340363
Sadly yes.
>>683341007
Knockers.
See you later.
>>683340991
>I'll be leaving now.
Good.
>>683340831
>implying you can't have both
>>683340742
Alright Mugi, looks like weve got a full band then!
>>683340981
But but I want you to be involved somehow!
>>683341007
Fair enough, big fella.
Yeah, Archer is a nice show. Wish I could see more of it.
See you later, man. Stay safe.
>>683341208
Keep up the insults Galko, perharps one day I'll feel bad.
I'm back from my wicked adventure of picking food from the long fucking wait
>>683336447
WHAAAAT IS UP DRAMA ALERT NATION IM YOUR HOST, KILLER KEEMSTARRR LEETTTSSS GET RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NUDES!
Anyway,
I just hoped on here see what's up..
I'm gonna go to sleep now.
Cya!
>>683340880
Oh you're headed for some serious satisfaction
I remember trading in my old laptop for my current pc. I thought I didn't need it. Thought
>>683341085
Are you doing it for fun?
They've as per usual traded in their more or less okay game for an unbalanced fuckfest where no one knows what the fuck is happening. It's great
>>683341208
I am implying exactly that
>>683340826
whats the current state for us vs JTTF?
>sachi
>>683341385
hey now you're a memestar
>>683340364
It does, yeah.
>>683340502
I haven't played in a while but that sounds super fucking stupid. That's the entire point of suppression ults.
>>683340536
Thanks fam.
>>683340571
You actually make a very compelling argument, Dio, and I really appreciate that fact. That said, as an anon I still support DFC, so my cheer will be based on that instead.
>>683340591
All good m8ey.
>>683341085
I play(ed) on the NA server. But I really only ever went full tard mode so don't play with me if you expect serious gameplay unless we're on 3s.
>>683341185
I'm sorry to hear that. May she rest peacefully. I'd go visit my family there more often but it's a long ways away from me. But I do already have a plot there for me and some eventual spouse should I ever be lucky enough to find a girl and I've actually seen and stood on that spot. Kinda weird to know that that's where my corpse will spend the rest of its days.
>renge
>>683341183
Why would I need to impress the ladies? I have you in my ship~
>isn't that how bill clinton did it?
Kek'd
>>683341211
I'll be the manager! I had a few courses on management~
>>683340580
I'm not smart enough for any of those things! ;-;
>Megumin
>>683341418
For fun, and since you guys keep talking about it
Sounds great, I'll update it with in this week
>>683341386
Night Wolfy!
>>683341568
Well, isn't the point of the game to see how salty the other team gets?
Fran
>>683340125
>Rattle rattle
>Shizuru
>>683340062
Doing well sorry for not seeing this. You?
>>683340991
Bye Dio Sama and it's auto correct. Do most of my posting on mobile and I'll do it next thread
>>683341085
Hope she can breast feed
>>683341185
Good and today is pretty long
>>683341554
Don't know really. But Estes more Dfc than jttf
Shinoa
>>683341715
It really is, as far as I'm concerned. If I can make someone ragequit then I've done my job well.
>renge
>>683341377
At least we know who the trash is,
half the people here can't seem to tell
>>683341385
>tactical comedic popcorn
>#FuckTheFans
>Kurumi
>>683341634
Alrigggght!! We need a good manager and megumin, I know youre gonna be fantastic!
Well gonna go practice more so one day I can play with Weezer
>>683342016
See ya!~
>Megumin
