Waifu Claiming Thread
>Dry Dock edition
The rules are simple:
>No shipping
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk
>>683226163
>>683226237
>>683226305
I had one like that earlier that had a flower in a bunch of green. Clicked the flower and it accepted it. 10/10 would street sign again.
>>683226226
Ah alright, yeah that is a great thing to know.
Obligatory claim.
>Don't be gay
If there's one thing a faggot loves, it's a good joke.
>>683226237
>
>>683226358
You make me so happy
>>683226430
<3
>>683226371
>don't be gay
Half of you niggs are gay
Dio-sama...
yuno claim
>shipfree edition
Jenny claim
Back again, claiming Yuuki!
>>683226524
Yunooooo <3
>>683226518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYD1FUdB0bc
Did you watch it Dio?
Don't be salty.. It's probably not your fault you have bad taste.
>>683226513
>Half of you niggs are gay
>always watching
>>683226533
Still waiting for the Michael Bay reboot.
Claimed.
>>683226371
>Get drunk
Kinda getting there.
>>683226505
then skype me frog
I can invite you to the convo with me and yuno
>and you can help me bother yuno
>its fun
>>683226622
>always watching
You can do more than watch you know.
>>683226371
The horrifying conglomerate of lovecraftian horrors formerly known as Asuka
>67 dreams deep
Iowa claim
>>683226226
I try not to save ones that are too big but probably a good bit bigger than this.
>>683226622
kek, i know exactly how that would open. Dear god...
>Some people are born into this world
>others are... Made
>>683226769
>still waiting for 69
>>683225875
I aggreee, ship the sink
>>683225928
So its like a role playing one? I dig
>>683225938
You got a dog high? and what in the fuck? haha, even high I've never thought of using a bottle neck as a wiper lol
>>683226300
That it can, although the doorways were fuckin small as hell so it was tough getting it out kek
>>683226304
you finished the whole bottle? Last you told me you made one drink that night! haha
>>683226430
My day was ight, moved some couches then drank and watched animu's lel. what are you up too besides posting?
Also claiming
>>683226616
Yes, in fact I've seen it a good while ago
here's a good video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tffOB41vc84
1911 ftw. Love me some bounty hunter
>>683226830
>Shizuru
>>683226888
>>>>>Trips confuckingfirm
It's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
>>683226924
Forgot my smug Dio pic
>>683226682
I dont skype anymore
>>683226703
>sobbing
>>683226728
But of course, Milk. But self restraint is a virtue.
>>683226830
>You're giving them ideas
>>683226830
I'LL 69 YOU JENNY-KUN
>also 69 dreams deep
Tsuyu drink counter:
2 mixed drinks
9 shots of fireball
5 angry orchards
Last number is how many shots of firball i do
Dubs = 10
Trips = 20
Get wm
Tsuyu
>>683226445
How would that even work? I don't even know how this one works kek.
>>683226465
Aye Aye captain .
>>683226888
That's always so goddamn annoying, gotta twist and turn like crazy.
>Best idol claimed
>>683226513
I'm not gay
>>683226524
aaaaaattttLLAAASSTTT
>>683226668
again?
>>683226682
Bothering Yuno is pretty fun, I'll admit
Claiming best girlie!
>>683226995
Self restraint is for fa-
Oh.
>>683226888
Yeah, it just went down south really quick. Hey I finished a bottle, so that's a plus right?
>>683226478
I swear I nail the enemy Tiger I/Tiger II ammo rack with 75% success if I aim it right.
>>683226828
That's better.
For a minute I was thinking that you were one of "those" people who put a retarded size limit on what's "disgusting".
The bigger the better, IMO
>>683227159
>Bothering Yuno is pretty fun
Ah fuck you!
Canaan claimed, gonna get some sleep real soon.
>>683226505
<3
Captchas have always been broken...
This just proves it even more.
>>683226888
Looking for new coilovers for my 240. Decided I'm gonna keep it after all, work on it some more and make it to my liking.
>>683226927
Beretta PX4's are nice little pistols though...
>>683227088
It just never ends, does it?
Rory claimed
Dios body isnt perfect
Milinda claim. Im actually going to bed this time...
Night everyone
>>683227131
We dont need to understand it, just accept it <3
Goodnight my beautiful Idol ;)
>>683226928
kek
>>683226995
shit, you're right
>>683227088
YOU CAN'T FUCK A ROBOT
>>683227302
Why did you start being so nice to me ;^;
>frog
>>683227275
Nah. You're a lovely person Alexhander.
>>683227315
I beg to differ
>>683226959
I aggree fullheatedly my fellow nig
>>683227112
Drink up tsuzu
>>683227131
I know right? we had to lift it super high then wiggle it through the door
>>683226994
i have discord
>>683227159
>im not gay
2%
bothering yuno is always fun
I cant feel my face
Last number for hoe many shots
The usual deal
Frog
>>683226959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PXSK3iDeAI
dio probaby likes yaoi aswell
>but who am i to judge
>>683227302
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>683227361
IM DRUNK ENOUGH TO TRY ANYTHING! I WILL EVOLVE AN APPENDAGE TO FUCK A ROBOT
>73 dreams deep
>>683227504
I have been using telegram
Also why are you so nice to me.all of a sudden.;v;
Frog
>>683226888
Nice trips fag. It's kind of a role playing game I guess.
>>683227245
No don't worry about that. I like big tits but there is just a point where it gets too big.
>>683227535
>yaoi
STOP RIGHT THERE
>>683227405
Why thank you, adorable.
>rattles
>>683227159
Just one more time, then it won't happen again for an extremely long time. I don't drink alcohol, but for today why not?
>>683227535
Calm down, kiddo.
>>683227572
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN NICE TO YOU, or just i didn't talk to you before i dont fuggin remember
whats telegram i'll get whatever to talk to new people that shits fun nigg
>i keep almost accidentally posting a underwear picture of myself lmfao, dont be surprised if that happens
>>683227233
Dude if you downed a whole bottle last night thats major props haha,
>>683227248
Well it is! I schlick to it everytime
>>683227302
Nice! I'f I had the know-how I'd try to make my pathfinder a lot better, but I don't :( lol
>>683227340
Goodnight milinda! Sleep well :)
>>683227245
I love being automatically good at trajectory in games like that, helps a ton.
>>683227275
I'd give up my chance at wizardhood for you.
>>683227563
I admire your confidence mate.
>>683227779
Time ti die
>>683227759
Gimme ur tele bb <3
>>683227724
Who dis
>>683227759
>>i keep almost accidentally posting a underwear picture of myself lmfao, dont be surprised if that happens
How hard are you trying right now.
>>683227612
>Rattle rattle
Sure thing. Everyone around here love you. Don't let the world bring you down too much, as hard as that can be.
>>683227504
2%? why 2%?
>>683227506
Rolling
>>683227535
TRUUUUUUU
>>683227599
I dig those, I'll have to check it out....fag
>>683227633
>but for today why not?
thats me everyday kek, and hey, if you got it drink it man
>>683227926
i jerk off at bewbs a lot
>>683227794
Well shit, that's flattering.
>>683227988
>That filename isn't true
>That's a running joke I do
>I'm sorry if I mislead you
>rattles
Gusy sim smdoen
17 furwball
2mix
5tree bottlew
>frog
>>683227759
I dont want to see a sack of lard
please be more careful with your image choice.
>>683228099
Oh. Must have missed that joke. No problem lol
>>683227424
Im sorry, but your muscles are so water starved it isn't funny. Definition /= prefection.
>>683227661
Explains so much.
>>683227563
You took my advice! Holy damn! Travel forwards with confidence!
>>683228114
Froggy is getting plastered
>>683228018
Stop.
>>683228015
It's on the byond client if you want to find it.
>>683227899
>Time ti die
Sorry I'm not a hippy, I don't like those kinda shirts
>>683227949
100% hard
>>683227886
well i am a conglomerate of lovcraftian horrors ;)
when you comin over girl? i'm evolving new appendages for your shiny metal ass
>77 deep
>>683227779
Heck yeah!
>>683228015
I know I won't finish this one. (Hopefully.)
>>683228238
Gonna cut u hoe
>>683227599
I suppose my "limit" is when they're so big you can't do anything with them.
I think that we're thinking about the same thing though.
>>683227794
I'm pretty good at leading targets, I'd say.
The Germans also have the best accuracy in the game.
I personally like to be close-quarters and covering my lower Glacis plate with the hull of a dead tank.
It pretty much makes the Tiger II unbeatable from the front.
Most of the time you won't have that advantage, so you need to be good with angles and sidescraping.
>>683228184
It's fine, it's impossible to catch on to for most eyes. Really I'm the one to blame for making it so dark and with no hint of sarcasm.
How's your night going?
>>683228219
i can jerk off at any tits i want!
>>683227949
HARD AS FUCK.
ASS WE CAN.
eh, im just tired and it happens to be in the same folder as my hotaru collection.
>>683228015
>2% gay
>google it
>>683227907
how do i find the telegram like account name?
THE STRUGGLE OF THE SPANKING.
ASS WE CAN
>>683228219
Wait, BYOND? I knew I couldn't be the only one on /b/, but /waifu/?
>Rory preserving image limit
>>683227404
Because you're cute and a nice person. c:
>>683227779
Yeah, lol It's still not gonna be cheap though. Gonna start off with a new suspension for the thing, coilovers again and hopefully ones that are nowhere near as fucking stiff as the ones I have on now. Then a bigger turbo, forged engine internals for higher boost pressure, a new ECU tune (Thankfully the original owner that did the KA24 to SR20 conversion installed an aftermarket ECU, which makes dyno tuning a lot easier)... The list goes on and on, and by the end of it it'll probably cost me about as much as a stock Subie but it should be a lot faster and handle a lot better if I do it all right.
>>683228356
Not too bad. Just a little bored.
Just sorta watching the drunk waifus go off. No idea where all this is headed. Probably ERP.
>>683228332
Ya pretty much. So long as they aren't actual monsters I'm fine.
>>683228369
Papi stop this.
>>683228421
Ye, I used byond only for SS13 though.
Sakura is the cutest
>claiming her
>>683228212
Rory i have great interest in you
If my character were to be shipped i hope its with you
>>683227340
You're simply to sweet for words <3
Sleep well Milinda!
>>683227496
If only all that struggle wasn't necessary. it's a new trick every time.
>>683228018
Same
>>683228219
The byond client? whats that?
>>683228323
Well if you don't finish it tonight, that just means you got tomorrow night too! haha
>>683228331
Try it nub
>>683228381
Not gonna google that fam
>>683226524
Not with me around
>>683226728
I remember saying something about my Dallas sleep trip. Did you ever respond to it before I left? Was getting good since you and I finally talk lol
>>683226888
Yes. She went into my friends garage and passed out on the couch lol and thief nigga was dumb for shoving a beer bottle up his ass. So what's up koko?
>>683227131
Very very good. Any new ships onto port that I miss while gone?
.
And what's with the duo loving loli thing? Saw yall saying he loves lolis. How much did I miss?
>>683228099
I call top.
>>683228332
I feel bad that the most I can relate to this is my time in battlefields 2 and 3, like I said a while back I kicked ass in those tanks but its probably nothing like WoT.
>>683228381
Under settings
Your @name
>>683228262
>i'm evolving new appendages
oh god, is that normal?
>>683228628
>>683227340
Is mirai here?
>>683228574
That's good to hear, buddy.
>Probably ERP.
Smart man.
>>683228672
Considering you frequently go to the gym, you can have it. I'm not stopping you.
>>683228580
how come you always figure me out?!
>>683228432
>sniffles
Please stay after im.sober
I would be really sad if you didnt talk to.me.anymore
Do u hahe telegram
>>683228630
MITCH JONES THE FUCKING LAW
also i fucked up its 1%
>>683228630
were u at bitch nigga, ill cut u swer me mum
>>683228668
OOHHH NO YOU DONT WE ALREADY CONFIRM SHIP SANKED
>>683228668
I don't even remember you talking about that, when was it?
>>683228804
Ayy good.
>>683228805
Cause you fap a lot
>>683228775
>plugs usb in
OOOOGHHHHHHEJAMZ.SM
Anyone down for some terraria? Love me some 2D digcraft
>>683228804
How about you? How's your night?
>Shizuru
>>683228630
Ah! Didn't realize it. Probably, we'll see....
here
and
>>683228805
hello again Papi
>>683228805
Cause you always try to lewd these threads.
>>683228775
is any of this normal?
>43 dreams deep everything seems to be so reasonable
>>683228693
its hannh
>hotaru
>>683228805
You're pretty easy to read
>>683228432
oooohhh fuuuuck haha, that sounds kickass, I was just more talking about general repairs, but your car sounds like its gonna be a beast when your done with it :D
>>683228628
Exactly, couches have a mind of their own. So what are your up too man? other than posting :P
>>683228867
FUCK HOW MUCH DID I MISS?! I WAS GONE FOR 3 HOURS
>>683228915
Around late 11pm to midnight. It was about the best sleep is when you "sleep for 10 seconds when an hour passed" thing. Said that you slept through the sounds of an ambulance when sleeping in the back
>>683229082
Ayy welcome back! How you been?
>>683228915
Sounds like a plan, handsome.
>>683229059
It's going well, just hanging out right now. Watching a behind the scenes for some practical effects for The Thing. Cool stuff.
>>683228925
currently doing it ;)
>>683229082
ayy girl ;) i wanna hit dat ass
>>683229090
i'm sorry i have a hyperactive sex drive >.<
>>683229179
sorry i just love them titties!!!
>>683229094
Good point
>>683229271
pay attention boy >>683226888
Uh..Hello guys? ^.^
>>683229275
ok. how was your birthday
>>683229379
relax. How are you?
>>683228853
@SDR_Canaan
Message me whenever. c:
>>683229208
Yeah, hopefully. Probably not gonna have it 100% done for quite some time though.
I'm going to bed. Goodnight everyone.
>>683229271
Oh right right, I remember telling you about that story but I don't remember you saying anything after it.
>>683229355
>handsome
There's a reason I'm on 4chan at 3am on a sunday.
sachi claim
>>683229570
honestly too fucked up to be reasonable.
i dont want you to be upset with me so i'm going to split before i try and split you ;) <3Tomo+Papi
>>683229464
your filenames holy kek
>>683228672
No, it really is a different game.
I'm assuming you don't have an XBone, right?
>>683228580
I still love big though.
>>683229789
Hey Sachi, how's it going?
>>683229570
Was a blast! What have you been up to?
>>683229709
Sleep comfy and take care.
>>683228668
Sounds like thief nigga needs to get dropped lol
>>683228854
FUCK YOUR FUCKING MITCH JONES YOU WHORE
>>683228867
cum find me bitch nigga. Bay area all day
>>683229068
Well unless you save it for somethin! Which Captain morgan isn't the nicest so I'd just drink it :P
Seriously, you big titted waifu claimers. Can you ever go a day without talking about tits?
>>683229909
Nope, ps3 and a pc are the systems I've got.
>>683229744
I'd be passed out right now if I hadn't taken that cold shower.
Perks of having no hot water but wanting to take a shower really badly.
>Glad you're here on 4chan at 3am with me
>>683229709
Good night, Anon.
>>683229558
Hello.
>>683229744
>There's a reason I'm on 4chan at 3am on a sunday
That pretty much sums up my life.
But without the breast obsession part.
>>683230019
>Hide and seek
Queer, fite me like man
>>683230019
LUCK FEA
>>683228668
None that I'm aware of captain. I think he was set up.
>>683228776
Not sure, could be lurking. Never know.
>>683229208
The demon spawns of the living room. Looking for good music while I binge on water. You?
>>683230107
Yay someone said hello! Hello :D
>>683229379
Oh my
>>683229478
Oh trips confirms
>>683229558
Been too long
>>683229744
Really? Long story short, family drove up to dallas for family reunion when I was 12-13 and closed my eyes for a few seconds and we where there. Said they were loud in the car since I was knocked the fuck out from an all-nighter I pulled
>>683230019
Fuck I meant this nigga and not thief. Sorry
>>683230141
How so? And Oh hohoho~
>>683229917
hey shizuru i, just woke up and i feel pretty bad
how are you?
>9am rattles
>>683229558
hey
>>683230200
Hello, Sakura
Just got back to comp :D
>>683230128
I still don't know Gasai at all
>>683229082
Hello Tomoko
>>683230262
I knew this thread needed more
>smug
>>683230019
I have BacardÃ, it tastes nice. It's a possibility that I'll save it. 50/50 jaja
>>683230262
HAHAHA I TOLD YO BITCH ASS
Guess i'm done for the night. Probably be on a bit later if i can't get to sleep.
>jenny
>>683229478
Thats a cute crossbow, my little cousins got one just like it
>>683229558
Hey pinky
>>683229709
I can see that, and goodnight man! Sleep well :)
>>683230275
Slightly sick. Just watching all these drunk and horny waifus losing their minds. Interesting stuff, i guess.
>>683230573
Goodnight, Jenny. Sleep warm and well.
>>683230043
If people would stop bringing them up.
>>683230085
I can't even take a shower if the water isn't hot, like really hot, I just love hot water showers too much.
>Glad you're here on 4chan at 3am with me
Nigga das gay.
>>683230107
Yup, same here.
>>683230262
Nice, I fall asleep in the car all the time when I'm not driving.
>>683229379
You gotta calm down bud.
>>683229909
and that's cool bro. Just as long as you know there is a limit
>>683230262
Yah, sorry about that. My internet at home is shit but luckily I'm not Home!
>>683230584
It's been a while, hey whitey!
Claiming
Out of booze so cant get drunk
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>683230573
gnight Jenny!
>dream of me
>93 dreams deep
>>683230766
Thing is, I love hot showers. I just really wanted to take a shower.
I yelped quite a bit.
>nigga das gay
Shiettt, nigga im gay
>>683230830
>pats
>>683230372
The smug thread needs and the one it deserves. Wanna tell me about this loli loving dio thing? Cause I was talking with friends getting a dog high
>>683230425
Dammit
>>683230766
Same but if it's an area I know we're heading too, I just feel it amd wake up just before the next turn
>>683230821
Nah it's fine. Welcome back!
>>683230830
Don't see normies here
>>683230128
Meet me up then in the middle, name the place and time nicka
>>683230139
what are you even saying? SPEAK ENGRISH
>>683230141
>binge on water
do you go great periods without water that you need to binge on it? kek and what have you found so far?
>>683230262
Bet he's still a thief, niggas always thief'n
>>683230392
Bacardi is good! That was my drink of choice till I found out I could get two bottles of kinds bay for the price of one bottle Bacardi. although I wouldn't recommend Kings bay haha
Kono Dio da!!!
>>683230978
I can't promise that it will be for long though, I'm supposed to be sleeping lol
>>683230864
Syndra?
>>683231006
It is! I don't plan to try any other. Kings bay sounds too rough for me. Jaja
>>683230978
WHERE YOUR GOD NOW
CANT SHIP THE YUNO
>>683231006
meet me in the projects nigga, its go time
>>683230262
Some poster with the same files, not sure though. Kek we'll find out tomorrow.
>>683229558
How's it going m8?
>>683231006
Ha, kinda like that. Didn't drink any at all today and it'll mess up my muscles if I don't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBlKPLeLU_s
>>683229800
well alright
>>683230011
some world of tanks and panzermadels
>>683230830
>FUCKING NORMIE
>>683230854
This is getting intense
>>683230978
Dio admitted that he likes loli in the last thread, and yaoi in this one.
>Pretty sure it was an imposter fucking with him
>>683230766
We might have a slight addiction.
>5:25 AM here
>>683231006
Creeping in yo house. Stealing yo shit and yo bitch
>>683231314
Are you tired? Lol got any smugs?
>>683231396
One day mi amigo. One day
>>683231445
Oooohhhhhhhhhh ok
>>683231445
I think everything is good, just laying in bed unable to sleep.
>>683230617
>watching all these drunk and horny waifus losing their minds.
what happened?
>sachi
>>683231571
HE ADMITS?!?!
>>683230821
>whitey
I dig it, haha, i've been good, how bout you?
>>683230827
>out of booze
>pic related
>>683230830
NORMIES FUCK OFF MY BOARD
