Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
>>>>>
>>683120217
On an unrelated note I went for a jog and managed to get my pinkie caught in the door, so I was running around with a swelling bloody finger.
Best mage claimed~
>Claiming Homura-anon's heart~
>Waifuless
>>683120083
i like you eaven more~
>>>683119575
that's the definition of good management
common management is just being an asshole
>>683120162
it is and you know it
cute! <3
>>683120486
Do something about it then~
I'm going for a run.
>I love you Emi
>>683120486
>>683120083
>>683119630
New ship coming in
Im hungy, food time hors away. Damned timed openings
>>683120486
This shit is what happens when you leave off the ERP rule.
>>>/trash/
Akiko claimed
>>683120333
>b-but those trips though
Why sadlurk?
Dubs say this thread ends now
Gonna take a shower now.
>>683120529
Don't make me kiss your face!!
>>683120354
kagami claimed
>>683120672
Got a new ship lol
Shinoa
>>683120615
Its not a role play cocksucker faggot fuck off
>>683120623
I can't ride, I have to be on stand-by..
>>683120759
who does?????
sachi claim
>>683120428
>I was running around with a swelling bloody finger.
That is something you shouldn't do. It might get worse and need extra rest days to heal! Take care of your pinkie and don't run again until it's fully healed or your nunning form could be affected
>>683120576
cya!
>I love you too, Galko
>>>>>>
>>683120529
Most definatly!
>>683120611
Toot toot
>>683120612
God my spelling can be atroscious sometimes
>>683120676
Who are you paying respects to?
>Shizuru get
>If dubs, ship edition
>>683120856
I can't relate to that specifically but being useless feels bad man
I'm off to bbq now, see you all in a few hours
>>683120885
>That is something you shouldn't do. It might get worse and need extra rest days to heal! Take care of your pinkie and don't run again until it's fully healed or your nunning form could be affected
I know I know, but I was already dressed and ready to run so couldn't let something like that stop me. It's already down to normal size, cleansed and with a bandaid.
>>683120868
The two lewd posters and the jiggly titanic titty
>>683120971
>>683120875
>
Dubs
>>683121195
so many ships in these ports nowadays.....
>>683120547
but are you ready for it?
>>683120783
Fooled me with your slut posting and lewd images.
> Neptune claimed.
>>683120940
Something or another.
A thread I tried to make. It's dead now. I'll try later.
>>683121195
>dubs
>>683121142
oh...
I like that
>
>>683121195
Nope. Wasn't meant to be, it seems.
>>683121299
I'm ready for you~
>>683120660
what anime/manga is she from? i know it about an academy or something. im assuming its worth reading
>>683121367
ugh
>>683121182
>It's already down to normal size, cleansed and with a bandaid.
You took care of it pretty well! Be careful next time, fellow runner
>>683120471
Thanks... and you made my day yesterday, but we should go a bit slower.
>>683121422
The "wasn't meant to be" post got dubs. The system's sentience is showing again.
>>683121157
I'm pretty much useless at my job
But at least I got play of the game kek
>>683121276
This one has plenty of lewd too
>>683121367
Hey welcome back
>>683121379
>>683121422
Nah I'll make make it happen
These two lewd posters. Gotta bring down guys
>>683121662
Heh, I got haters?
>>>>>>>
>>683120615
Implying anyone follows the rules.
>>683121930
Haters is a sign of success~
>Megumin
>>683121654
> ▲
>▲ ▲
>>683121397
And I like you!
Especially your hair!
Oh shit waddup
>>683121963
I know right? Nothing is sacred...
>>>>>>>>
>>683121627
Asui Tsuyu from Boku no Hero Academia
>Tsuyu
>>683121922
Whoa! Thank you! I've been kinda busy lately, and all.
How's everyone doing?
>>683122096
Heyo, Marie. Hope your trip went well.
>>683122029
>>683121448
its my first time~
but i will tryy~~
>>683121963
Actually a lot of us follow our own imposed rules.
I need to go
>Waifuless
>>683121422
dubs confirm
>non shipping rattles
>>683121922
maybe next bread
>>683121963
imblyign<
>>683120354
not only 2d? nice
katya lischina, shes so cute.. qwq
>>683122240
<3
>>683121370
I'm sure it'll succeed!
>>683121737
>Be careful next time, fellow runner
I'm careful when it comes to big risks, minor stuff like bleeding or a mysterious bug bite I'm terrible with taking care of, including my running habits like when I went for a 12km run with a new pair of insoles..
>>683122247
This guy gets it
>but forced erp is eh
>>683122248
See ya around, I will miss you!
>>683122042
you are such a qt3.14!
I'm very proud of my hair!
>>683122200
Lmao. We got back to a forest fire. I have been evaluated to Edmonton.
I'm all good. But I know tons of people who lost their houses in the fire.
(I live in Fort McMurray Alberta)
>>683122318
>Non-shipped rattle
So how's it going, Sachi?
>>683121963
>Implying anyone follows the rules.
>>683122574
>Implying anyone follows the rules.
>>>>>>>>>
>>683122476
I presume the whole proposing thing went well, yes?
Glad you and your other didn't get incinerated.
>>683122155
thank you friend
> rules are meant to be broken!
>>683122726
>>683122723
Ofc she said yes. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU REJECT A PROPOSAL FROM ME?
>>683122640
Stop stealing my memes
Late claim.
>>683122455
I'm gonns be gone for a while.
I need to think about stuff, I'm already screwing up.
Bye for now Homu
>Waifuless
>>683122883
Congratulations
>>683122886
le meme thief XDDDDD
claimed faggots
>>683122375
Underestimating stuff is not good. Especially when that "stuff" is related to your health
>12kms
I wouldn't be able to run that healthy even
>>683122640
A handful do not.
>>683122886
Copyright your memes, loser.
>>683122469
Aaaaaaaa stop it you! Im just a froggo!!
And you have the nicest hair, you should be proud!
>>683122883
Congratulations, friendo.
>>683122999
>late pat
What you up to?
>>683122415
It belongs on >>>/trash/ just like pony belongs on >>>/mlp/
>>683123005
Im curious about what kind of stuff... if its about me just relax, if its random problems of yours im sorry if I screwed you up somehow... Cheers!
>>683122096
Lewd
>>683122164
School. That's all. You?
>>683122318
Maybe or this one
>>683122999
Dub trip. You're in the middle of the lewding
>>683123153
>A handful
>>683123038
Oh boy.
Do we have to go through the 'ironic meme' thing again?
It's not funny.
>>683123153
meme!™ ©Tats
>>683123086
Well that was at the height of my running shape, when I was doing 12-15 every weekend. Far worse now, probably what stopped it as my feet was so fucked up afterwards. And I only made it to my "turn around" spot before having to take off my shoes and just walk home.
>>683123160
Gotta go now fegs. Nice talking to you pricks for .5 of a minute. I gotta go meet up with some other people from fort mac.
I am so goddamn sick of talking about this wild fore tbh zzzzz
Deopping a lewd because fuck you guys. I want to
>>683122820
i must go for a while but ill be back just for u <3
>>683123512
Peace dude
>>683123155
just a froggo?
no, you are the cutest froggo!
>>683123512
See you later, buddy. Stay safe.
>>683122533
fine, was just watching some videos
how are you?
>rattle
>>683123225
nah you have to wait until the dubs speak again
>>683123221
I don't want to screw up with you Homu.
>Waifuless
>>683123778
>Rattle rattle
Breaking 100 rattles.
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Hugs: 32
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 75
Dio mustaches things: 11
Rattles: 100
Burger: 2
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 19
Salty Spastics: 5
>>>>>>>>>>
>>683123503
It will take me at least a year to get to that point. And still, that distance is quite impressive.
I kinda wish I could go to a marathon with you just to see how far behind you leave me kek
>>683123512
cya Marie Rose!
>>683123665
Hnnng.
Fine, fine.
But you're cuter <3
>>683123972
Syndra is impressive in the "kys" department
>Megumin
>W-we're not ERPing!
>We are just having e-sex with hentai
>It's not ERP if we don't type!
>>>/trash/
Rikka here!
Guess what I got!?!?!
>>683120458
Why does she have a stupid fucking patch on her eye.
Friendly reminder that Yume is an alien
>>683124230
A new eyepatch?
>>683124098
Syndra got 65 when i told them i was going to be counting by telling every single post in the current thread to kill themselves.
>Shizuru
I'm back.
>>683122375
>12km
Christ, the other day I had to run 2.1 total in separate rounds with rest in between and just that completely wiped me out.
>>683124027
you don't want to admit you are cuter, I see
let's say we are equally cute, deal? <3
>>683124230
Your drum-set?!
>>683124230
A bad waifu?
I'll make next bread, if you don't mind.
>>683123830
Sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel insecure at all but thats something that usually happens to those around me unintentionally. I enjoy talking with you so am looking forward for the next chance, and don't worry too much about that, its hard for someone to screw up with me.
>>683124312
Holy sh...
>Megumin
>>683124221
>>683124230
Welcome back you two
>>683124309
Pfffft I wish Hand friend I wish
>>683124388
Best mage knows everything!
I dont have it set up yet but here is the kick pedal.
>Rikka
>>683124451
Of course I don't mind.
Go for it, Tats.
>>683124384
But I'm sure you're far stronger than me who can barely do one pushup.
>>683124230
That booty?
>>683124304
ayy lmao
>>683124514
Howdy Shinoa, how are you?
>>683124461
Homu I miss you
Anyhow, going to eat and get cleaned up real quick.
Catch ya'll later.
Please at least wait until i'm around to ship me. Lol
>>683124304
Ayy lmao, wie geht's denn so?
>>683124384
This >>683124582
You are probably (most likely) stronger than both of us
>>683124539
Nice! You're getting started in drumming or you're a veteran?
>>683124539
Huh, cool.
>I know nothing about drums.
>>683124407
SAVAGE
A
V
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>>>>>>>>>>>
>>683124582
>>683124738
[X] Doubt
Do either of you go to a gym to workout? If so what do you guys deadlift or front/back squat?
>>683124230
>>683124625
You mean this booty?
>>683124663
cya
>rattle
>if dubs ship can begin when shizuru isn't here
>>683125046
No I just go out for a jog once in a while, gym membership just seems like an expense for something I might not use very often.
>>683124625
Hey there Renge! I missed you too, hope life is treating you well.
>>683124757
You hit them and they make sound. Kind of like people.
>>683125046
I do work out at the gym, but I use the machines and not a lot. I'm not focused on volume at all really (even though I should)
>>683125432
Why did this make me laugh? Fuck.
>>683124312
Everyone from >>683120354 till the end od the thread should kill themselfs
>>683124451
WJHATA FUCK MAN I lmao i just fell outta my chair lkuz i
couldnt stop laugh
>>683124749
Intermediate haha still gotta practice alot! But I am super excited!
>>683124757
Its okay hand kun! You can clap and I can keep on beat with your clap.
>>683124625
>>683125068
I got that booty too!
>>683125432
I'd feel bad about doing either one.
I'll just be quiet, I need more milk.
>>683125506
Alright.
>>683125506
You are part of the thread, so... that would apply to you too
>Emi
>>683125506
WJHATA FUCK MAN I lmao i just fell outta my chair lkuz i
couldnt stop laugh
>>683125068
>>683125595
That's the one. God I love that booty.
>>683125332
>1 off
Life's going pretty well, just been busy cleaning the house and doing yardwork today. Currently applying for that job as a train conductor so hopefully that goes well, though I have no reason to believe it wouldn't. Girl never called back so I guess that's a dead lead but oh well. How've you been?
>>683125595
Great! I'm happy for ya~
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>683125595
Sounds like a plan, adorable.
>>683125307
Yeah I can see that, I make sure I go 3-4 times a week at least.
>>683125505
Alright.
Because it was supposed to.
>>683125606
There's always more ready.
>>683125740
MAJOR KEY ALERT
>>683125740
Im fine with that
>>683125606
I'm not here.
>>683124386
Perfect!
>>683125506
Soon
also, im back
>>683124625
Good my man. About to get me cs:go and rocket league is what it's called right?
And you my dude?
>>683124461
No bad feelings at all! You're still perfect, I just jumped the gun is all, heh.
It happens. I told you, I'm always gonna be here. You didn't do anything wrong~
>Waifuless
Mistakes were made.
>>683126066
the claww
>>683125967
>Looks the other way
I didn't see anything.
>>683126203
Heyo, Gold.
>>683125909
Damn straight.
>>683120354
Bringing in my luthier groceries
Got the surface area measured
Got the volume
Both in metric
Now i gotta make the ribs
>>683126277
Oh look at that, I forgot a picture. It's only morning too, fuck all.
>>683126203
Didn't pullout?
>>683125818
Thats always good to know and funny that I spent most of my day also tidying up my house. Its my first time hearing about that job but it sounds really exciting, I hope you get it!
About that girl... whelp, you tried, what was the last thing you two did? Im not entirely aware of the situation. But lets not talk about it if you don't want ofc.
>>683126175
>You didn't do anything wrong
>
>>683126066
Hey there baito-kun.
>>683126369
AUTO BOTS
PULL OUT
>>683126203
Learn from them Booby Brother.
>>683126203
>[worry intensifies]
>>683125911
Write it down, mah nigga!
>>683126369
KEK
>>683125818
Wanna play drums on it?
>>683125825
Thank megumin! When we get the /waifu/ base going we can all play!
>>683125898
Yes yes it is! And just for you I shall learn a Halo OST song <3
Well now I gotta go to work be back on later <3
love you guys. Praise the booty
>>683125909
My uni has decent sized gym for a decent price pr semester and everytime I say to myself "Now I'll apply" and then forget about it until it's stress seaason again.
>>683126397
Cutie.
>Waifuless
>>683126277
Hey there Handman.
>>683126369
Not that kind.
>>683126442
I don't know how to learn from that mistake.
>>683126534
It's nothing too bad.
>qt
>>683126315
Also I'll bake next
>>683126540
Well ain't you just a sweet lil' thing. I'd like for that quite a bit.
See ya later, adorable.
>>683126714
Hope you're doing alright.
>>683126540
Sounds like a plan!
See ya later~
>>683126714
>>683126585
Smoothie.
>>683124451
>>683126748
Already called it.
>claiming yume
>>683126085
I can't say I know a lot about either but evidently they're both popular. See >>683125818 for my current activities.
>>683126397
Well, at the start it makes over double what I'm earning now and in five years goes up by 10K, then jumps up another 30K if you get promoted, so that's what's exciting to me. I'm cool talking about whatever, but the last thing we did was talk for about an hour and I got her number and I shot her a text a few days later and then another day or two later I called and left a voicemail but she never responded to either so I'll make the safe assumption that she's not interested.
>>683126540
Hell yeah.
>>683126748
I think Tats said he would.
>>683126571
Trust me if I hadn't been forced to start going I wouldn't have either.
>>683126714
What happened?
>>683126748
Tats already said he's got it.
>>683126652
Can't be bothered to type all that braille. Sorry Cicada
>>683126714
I hope it isn't
>qt
>>683126844
Its this faggot again
>>683126924
Shite
Just saw that
>Yotsuba
>>683126819
>Hard not to go fast
>Falling
>Help me Homu
>Waifuless
>>683127091
This fucking queer.
