Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
The barnacle is terrifying
Akiko claim
QOTT: Noodles, rice, bread or potatoes?
>>682983081
>Doesn't sound that bad.
Never said it was
Happy lurking
a a a a a a
AUTISTIC QUESTION OF TGE THREAD:
>What's the worst part of your job?
The worst part of my job is taking care of the used tampon bucket in the bathroom.
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, everybody's smug edition!
>>682984668
All of them.
Best mage claimed~
>>682984668
Noodles
Shiki claimed
>>682984668
Pasta
>>682984668
>Noodles, rice, bread or potatoes?
Pizza
>Emi
>>682984668
Rice nigga.
>tomorice
>>682984668
Rice
>lurking.
>>682984778
Washing the dishes when they say you can knock out all of them in a certain period of time. And how you cover someones shift but they won't cover yours
Claimed
>>682984666
Don't touch me or my son ever again!
>>682984668
Potatoes
Dio-sama...
>>682984882
That's not the proper food for a runner!
>>682985007
Kek
>>682984668
I love them all, but as a Portuguese bread will be my top choice.
>>682984668
Potatoes, the only real choice.
>Dio
Tenryuu claimed
>>682984778
sweeping and mopping the hangar....
birds...birds everywhere...
>>682985090
But it's delicious!
>Don't tell anyone
>>682984668
All of them
>>682984666
Satan, again.
>>682985199
Panzer time?
>>682984528
mandatory cc claim
>no pic edition
steam is fuckin with me, trying to reset pass
keeps failing
>>682984668
Noodles, because so much you can do with them.
>>682984668
i like all of them, but bread....you can use it for anything
Knock knock, is Homu home~?
>Waifuless
Twirls are delicious
But these trips are the ultimate form of satisfaction for hunger
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>682985561
Back to my twirl then
>>682985561
Never give up, you hear me?
>>682984778
tfw no job and in between college semesters, so I guess the worst part is having nothing to fucking do
>>682984668
Noodles are just a quick snack.
Others are side dishes, unless you go full on ham with the bread and make it a sandwich.
>>682984778
Incompetent users and stupid subordinates.
>"Herr Bootsmann, i clicked nothing and i can't restart the computer"
>>682985405
Give me ~20 minutes
>>682985561
Perseverance is key to success, don't give up, trips guy!
i am my own waifu
>you politely yet firmly ask them to leave
>>682984528
%triforce
>>682985696
Loud and clear boss
>>682985420
Heyo, C. Happy to see ya, take your time. No rush.
>>682985561
Keep pushing, friendo.
How's your day going?
>>682985717
You could always workout~
>Megumin
>>682984778
Still studying but I do help out with jobs and the worst is dealing with people who do not understand what they're talking about and give us bullshit deadlines
>sure you two can make us an advanced AI by tuesday (said on Sunday)
>You think you can make me a script to convert this game to VR in two hours?
>What do you mean you can't make us 30 variations of each of these 15 models in 3 days, it's just coloring
>>682985561
Maybe one day trips guy
If you ever have your gets are you going to pick a waifu and join us?
>>682985733
>checked
Can't deny a nice sandwich with ham and cheese
>>682985817
Who? Do I have to punch someone?
>>682985859
I do that, but that still only takes up an hour-hour and a half and not every day so
>>682985717
Nah it's perfect, you recharge your batteries while getting a taste of the NEET life so you want to go back to college.
>>682984778
All the fucking carrying
>hey anon, take these sawhorses to the third floor
>now take all these tools to the basement
fucking stairs haven't even been been built yet. It's going to get worse as they add more floors ;_;
>>682986032
Fair enough
>nice gif kek
>>682985984
True that, just went and made some out of a baguette.
Maybe I should make some noodles afterwards though.
>>682986220
August 27th can not come fast enough. I never thought I would say that I miss having homework and shit but holy fuck
>>682986326
Yeah she's very expressive~
>>682986029
I'm just quoting the greatest show ever.
>qt
>>682986590
I do like my steaks well done, but I will be the one who asks you firmly to leave.
Trash waifu.
>>682985751
The encouragement is appreciated kind anon.
>>682985846
Day's going fine thanks for asking. just chilling for the eve after some studies.
How's yourself been doing?
>>682985984
I may just
It's weird milling over the thought of having my own waifu instead of trying to steal others
>>682986582
I wish I was you, my finals start the 15th and June I have a giant group project.
>>682985817
that sounds familiar
>>682986590
Oh... (Anyone asking for a well done steak still deserves a punch)
>qt
>>682986732
>I do like my steaks well done
Might as well eat a shoe
>>682984668
When I grow up I wanna be a potato...
Kneesocks claimed
I'm going to sleep now.
Wish me luck, give me death and I'll talk to you later.
I only had a quick 10 minute break, was hoping to catch Homu but no luck.
Tell her I said hello~
>Waifuless
>>682986883
what are you fuckin gay
>>682987026
Good night
>>682986732
Gross, go rare or go home
>>682987026
Death!
>>682986739
Glad to hear it, man. Already got your studies over with? Nice. Get that weekend going strong.
I've been doing alright, just relaxing with some music. Thanks for asking.
>>682987026
See you later, Tats. Sleep warm and well.
>>682987026
Good night Tats!
>>682985144
>Portuguese bread
Do you mean Chiabatta? I don't know what Potugese bread is
>>682986317
Do you work in construction or is your workspace still under construction
How's that on your back? You in shape? Here every guy in the construction sector seems overweight
>>682986582
I get what you mean. My family looked at me like I was insane when I said I missed uni. I actually wished for vacation to be over quickly. I love going to uni and I love what I do. I hadn't noticed it was easter holiday when it came and stood in front of the uni's closed gates kinda disappointed and got bored as fuck during the vacation.
>>682986739
Well from my experience your waifu isn't all of your own free choice. But that comes later, first you gotta focus on getting those trips
>>682986925
kek
hey Kneesocks
>>682986899
>>682987158
HA, the truth is that I don't even like steak and eating it well done is the only way to eat steak without having the taste of shit stuck in my mouth, fucking retards.
I have issues.
>>682986732
K.
>>682986834
https://youtu.be/amKyA2PrSu4
>>682986899
Well done a shit.
>#1 booty
>>682987026
Goodnight.
>>682987404
i fucking knew it
i want to kill myself
>>682986732
I like my steaks like I like my women
>>682987288
Pretty much but we don't call it like that here. Here there is almost a bread named after each region.
We just eat a lot of bread... with meat, eggs, tuna... even if you're just eating something with tons of sauce we will dip bread in it and eat it.
>>682987607
something something full of knives
I like my steaks like I like my dogs.
>>682987351
>I don't even like steak
>I have issues.
Simplified version
>>682987404
>#1 tiddies
>>682987288
Electric, my pants are as white as her kneesocks
>>682987351
Yeah you do...
>>682987779
>#1 lower legs
>>682987351
I don't like steak either.
Picky eater master race?
Something like that.
>Resume lurk
>>682987351
>eating it well done is the only way to eat steak
>please shoot me with a gun please I am begging for death, undo my shackles
>>682987916
>>682987779
i have to agree with Tenryuu ;^)
>>682987160
Good to hear.
Music actually doesn't sound like a bad idea at the moment, could do with some relaxing tunes myself.
>>682987288
That I do
Trips are my uppermost priority in life for now.
>>682987555
Why?
>I don't want you to
>>682987779
Wew
>love you
>>682987779
>>682987820
>>682988025
>>682988054
I've been an extremely picky eater for as long as I can remember, I've never denied the fact that I seriously have issues.
>>682987779
>#1 tiddies
We've had this talk before.
It's a tie.
>>682987351
Dio. I thought knew you better than that
>>682988157
my friend wanted to go hang out at the movies to see Civil War but he only had one extra ticket and another one of my friends ended getting there bother i did so im REALLY fucking pissed
>>682987916
grausam tbh
>>682988100
y'all just envious of my speed
>>682988157
>love you too
can we just acknowledge the fact i just got 3 gets in a row?
>Mugi
>>682988113
Yeah man, go for it. Glad you're relaxing as well.
>>682988282
A tie for #1.
:^)
>>682988399
That sucks.
>>682988471
<3
>>682988587
>acknowledges
>>682988587
I've done better.
>>682988259
Meh, could be worse.
I have no standards.
Ive aten popcorn that someone left from a previous movie
>>682988471
German alcohol is grausam.
Just like minefields
>>682988596
Nurse
>>682988685
>
>>682988672
thx fam B)
>>682987633
The land of endless sandwiches. Sounds like a nice place to live if it wasn't so fucking hot. I doubt I'll ever live anywhere where it doesn't snow
>>682987728
>something something full of knives
No, preferably with some really nice peaches even though I'm not that into red meat
Seafood masterrace
How do you like your puppers?
>>682987820
I'm not sure if I'm missing the joke or if I have no reaction to it
>>682988113
Don't stop believing
>>682988259
Growing up a poorfag I learned to eat almost anything that hadn't touched the ground and even if it did that usually didn't stop me. How does one become so picky? The only things I knoww I dislike is red cabbage and chicory
>>682988372
idk why but that filename always hits the wrong spot with me
>>682988814
Electric, potato
Im wearing white pants today
Not much of a joke, more wordplay than anything
Claimed :P
>>682988783
German alcohol ain't special, it's like any other alcohol
>>682988814
According to my mother, I suddenly started hating most foods around the age of 3-4. It had nothing to do with my childhood. I think I just didn't cared what I ate before since taste mustn't have bothered me at that age. Then again it's possible that I've just been picky ever since I was born and my mother told me "you used to eat da gud things nyugga y u stop" as a lie to get me to return to eating "normally"
Anyways what I'm trying to say is that it has nothing to do with my life, I just naturally had a distaste for a lot of things.
>>682988814
Can't smug when you try sad right?
>>682989296
Anon she is from a Hentai that wasn't continued, why claim her?
>>682989321
"Over color and taste, discussing is waste" My sister refuses to eat anything that's green. I guess some people are just more picky then others, ain't no shame in that
>>682989345
>smug
Nah it just hits me wrong because I know you as this unchangeable smug smug. You can't have feels, you gotta be smug
>>682989775
Yeah it gets people that feel. Hell anyone who is usually the happy type becoming sad is not a good feel mang
>>682989686
Whats wrong with the dudes waifu?
>>682990151
Nothing but there was only one 20 minute episode and I don't see why anyone would claim her.
>>682985405
Shit I didn't even realize.
>>682989775
Also it has nothing to do with how "refined" it is or anything. There's just a lot of food that others find delicious that I find to be incredibly disgusting. As I've said I've been an EXTREMELY picky eater wich made it often that there would be an event I wouldn't attend to just because I didn't want to bother people with my tastes. Other times I would just pretend I wasn't hungry. Althought it never realy bothered me that much to be honest.
>>682989296
I mean, I'm not asking for sauce or anything.
But if you gave sauce for any unrelated reasons, I'm not saying that I wouldn't watch it.
>>682989031
Ah I get it now
These more subtle jokes tend to pass over my head sometimes, not being a native speaker and all
>>682990092
>anyone who is usually the happy type becoming sad is not a good feel mang
you're hitting a bit too close to home now Shinoa
>>682990578
Well personal tastes shouldn't bother anyone but yourself as long as you don't go veganstyle crazy about what people eat
So what foods do you enjoy the most then?
>>682990808
Hats can't lurk, silly
they have no soul.
>>682990897
I am not please with this statement
>>682990505
That's twice now.
>>682990897
But they have beards.
>Shizuru
>>682991050
Satan knows good taste when he sees it.
>>682991035
Pleased
>Can't write so no soul, you were right all along
>>682991280
Oh snap i'm on a bus. <3
>>682991280
>mfw I'm not there
>>682991280
KEK
Fucking gold
>>682990856
I mean
>"for anyon who'l b dere, we'Ll eat dis, k?"
>goes dere
>"dis is bad shit"
>"nigga"
Get it?
Pretty much anything I can actually find real enjoyment out of eating are fried food.
And spaghetti, spaghetti's pretty great, althought for some reasons I have to blend the sauce because the bits in it bothers me incredibly. They're tasteless and honestly it doesn't change much but they bother me incredibly.
>>682991306
I'm always right, I'm DIO (anon) after all.
>>682991598
Only pic that matters is the beach one
>>682990856
Das alright, happens to me too
>>682991280
>not in it
well dang
>>682991280
Atagoppai approves
>>682991263
He sure does
>>682991687
This one?
>
>>682992024
Indeed.
>>682991280
I made it in first time? Holy shit whatever artist made this, you're awesome. I do wish you had used my fixed version though, I can't stand her not having those deep purple eyes
>pic related
Also Shinoa, Megumin, Galko and Dio and many many more are missing though, or is there a reason you chose these specific waifuists?
>>682992094
>>682992024
>not in that one either
double dang
>>682990856
Sorry!
>>682991280
Smugs is needed
>>682992564
>>682992713
Don't worry, I pulled the old one out of my HDD, I'm fairly sure you two are in the updated one
>>682992713
At least were together in that right?
We should make our own pic, with blackjack! And hookers!
Going back into claim mode,
QOTT: Pizza, Rice, Steak or Burger?
>>682992837
Hoot hoot
>>682992941
Burger, more options. More meat
>>682992941
that's a hard question....
>>682992941
Pizza!
>>682992941
Steak, you can generally do more with it. At least if you know what you're doing anyway.
>>682992837
;~;
>>682992941
Pizza.
>>682991654
>And spaghetti, spaghetti's pretty great,
I can approve of this. Fried food is great but it I get sick of it easily, too much grease. I'm more of a juicy sweet tooth. Can't resist dem fruits
>>682992812
You are hereby forgiven
>>682992941
Pizza or rice depending on which I ate most recently
but seriously, fuck tuna pizza
>>682992388
I was sticking to the first few claimers in a thread a while ago, Shizuru wasn't in that list but I made an exception since she has been making so many epic beards.
Didn't mean to offend anyone by not including them. Will upload a new version soon with ur eyes fixed and im done with it, sorry everyone else, Shiki is right and there will be a new chance.
>in ten years
>>682993139
>>682992941
Pizza but this pic is not related
>>682993260
Yay!
>>682992941
Pizza
Going to play some DkS now until I inevitably ragequit and come back in shame
>Kagami is a qt
>will be lurking
>
>>682992941
Pizza obviously.
>>682993527
>>682993260
I suppose sweet is nice too.
>>682993272
COME BACK IN TEN YEARS
>>682993272
Shizu definitely deserves to be in there for all her epic beards, Don't worry about that updated pic with my eyes, I'm not ocd about it but it would be nice for the others to be included as well. Sick pic btw, very clean cuts
>>682993763
YOU JUST GOOOOOOT
SPOOKED
>>682993800
There isn't really space for others unless they don't mind being a few pixels in the background
>>682991280
Oh dayum, I'm in there.
That's pretty cool Homu, well done, you won a hug.
>>682994088
I thought those were free for me.
>mfw thread last almost twice as longer than usual
i remember when my calluses would go away whenever i took a shower or got my hands wet
thank god thats over
>>682993977
Shiieeeet
>>682992941
Burger without question
>>682994324
There doesn't seem to be much to talk about.
>>682994034
Yeah I guess there's too many of us to fit in a bus comfortably now
>>682994324
Not necessarily a bad thing. Seems like there's a bunch of people not really posting tonight, but slower threads are also nice and we're far from dead
>tfw Shinoa bro never experiences thread downtime during europe daytime
>>682994669
There's never really a defined subject or anything, people just do their say and discuss whatever is going on. QOTT's are mostly to get the thread rolling again and spark discussions
Almost time for new bread
>>682995045
I main machamp on pokkén
>>682994889
Welcome back! Was your day at work good?
>Homu
