Woof
>Profiting of the loli crisis edition
grand
male anal pleasure
I'm alone to share ;'(
>>682970682
Cock2Cock
>>682970682
That's called "true fun"
>>682970739
I'm here to bump for you
>>682970879
>>682970682
i still get no pleasure from it idk i wish i know what it is like
>>682971113
Bumping isn't always enough
>>682971149
Hard to describe, but I can try if you want. And I can explain you how to get it
>deleted
>>682971334
I can't contribute, i'm on mobile :/
Have another bump
>>682971334
go ahead, im dtf
>>682971334
And please explain
Awoo~
>>682971656
ayyy scales btw im new to tripcodes what website generates the code you want, IE your code
Bumperoo
>>682971871
#NI~wqq|)1
>>682971504
Too bad, I'm starting to lack of material...
>>682971592
So it kinda feels like in your back, you're feeling warm and cozy, but not too hot, just warm enough. It feels really fullfilling, and a little like when your body hair get dressed because of good music.
Then the mental feeling, imagine your brain empty, totally empty. Now stay like that, but at the rithm of the dick, each times it enter, you add a big load of pleasure, kind of pleasure when you're doing yoga, but a lot bigger. And when it goes out, instead of stopping this pleasure in a bad way, it does it like how it feels good when you discover you lost a pain.
Then your breath will goes as you were exhausted, but without the bad feeling of that: you're exhausted, but not tired.
Finally, add the fact that your whole body feels wet and full of odors you're used too (and so you've learned to like), and the only feeling you have left is the thrust that feels more and more, but the pain disapear more each trust and is replaced by the good feels of carress but with more speed.
And if the movement is regular, add to it that your breath will align, so you'll feel free in a way.
Is it well explained?
>>682971871
MTY
>>682972093
i feel like thats gonna be a degrading code lets see
>>682972624
I cum bearing dicks!
>>682972624
I hope that's understandable... I'm not english at all...
>>682972905
So maybe I can go to the explanation on how to get it?
>>682972826
whoops, remove the w
that was a typo
>>682973023
I didnt mean to do the whole post link thing. woops.
>>682972624 sounds intriguing nice typing btw for a non english speaker it was fairly clear and concise... wish i could try it
>>682973343
hell if I know. I need caffeine.
>>682973031
nice, how do you do that
>>682973367
So you want me to explain how? I mean it's clearly the best feeling in the world (and I'm supposed to be hetero...)
Be aware that it takes times, though.
>>682973573
FUCKING
MAGIC
Need someone else to bump please
Bump
With battlefield 1 magic
>>682970879
pure and godly
>>682974190
urgh
>>682974283
>>682974327
Thanks for the bump
>>682973669
go ahead man
>>682973807
i know its MTY i just dont know how to use it >:(
Meh, last one I have...
pillage the butt pussy
>>682974401
~Everything goes good with melted cheese~
>>682974503
I just used tripcode explorer.
The double trip I had in the last post is actual wizard magic though, and cannot be replicated.
>>682974652
You're a butt viking now?
>>682974766
do butt vikings take it up the butt
>>682974401
Nothing to thank for, you reward me with porn
Also, anyone gonna buy the new battlefield?
https://youtu.be/c7nRTF2SowQ
>>682974819
only if the main protagonist isn't a nigger
>>682974805
Yeah
They're like buttpirates, but with an even greater bonus to pillaging.
Pic related
>>682975045
oglaf is incidentally funny but i don't get the obsession with sex
>>682975045
also i'm not manly so i can't be a viking
>>682975160
Yeah, I've always enjoyed the ones without sex more. They usually have better jokes.
>>682975202
You can be a viqueen then
>>682974992
Prolly just to appease the masses, bf4 had a black guy on the cover too
>>682974503
You'll need a dildo or a dick. And you'll need it multiple times (took 7 for me). Note that you're allowed to fap normally until day 4.
Everydays, before training, you'll have to make sure you're clean inside, so get to the toilet at between 3 and 6 hours before.
First step, get to learn your hole. for that, use your fingers. That's the hardest part, since that's this part were you can get the most discourage. Just try to put one finger, and carress where you can, then the second finger after something like ten minutes, then start the in and out. When you feel at ease doing that, you can either continue if you want or stop and wait for the second day.
Then the second day goal is to put the dildo in. For this, use a lot of lube or even more spit. Do like the first day to 'open', then put it in. If it hurts, go a little back, wait, then goes in again. When it's all in, keep it for like 5 mins, and then you can move it.
Third day goal is to get to move faster, in and out, but while keeping the dildo in.
Forth day is like the third day, but without always keeping the dildo in. After this part, you'll sleep very well.
Five and sixth day will be for you to make your anus become sexual. AKA get aroused, and calm your arousal ONLY with anal sex. Not allowed to touch penis. And try to go as close to orgasm possible, but at the moment that hurt you stop directly.
Seven day is the day: get water, lube, get aroused ONLY by playing with your nipples and ass, don't forget to drink, lube, and goes in. It won't goes out until you cum, so wait to be the more aroused possible. Then get a comfy position, where both your hand can move the dildo. Put some stupid sex music like "ACA Miniskirt" playlist to get a rythm, and FOLLOW THE RYTHM. You're not allowed to stop until you've cummed. It's not force that you'll make sperm, but you'll when know you've got it. And when you got it, force it a little more.
After that, everytimes it'll get simpler and better.
it's strange how it's so slow around this particular time
>>682976545
We're less, and I don't have anymore pics.
>>682976666
>>682976972
Sometimes I feel that never I'll be a sexy feminine guy, and this kind of clothes will never look good on me...
>>682976666
>>682976666
>>682976972
>>682976432
Wow.... I'm aroused just reading that....
>>682977295
>>682977130
post pics?
>>682977403
I dont like gay males
>>682977560
You love them?
>>682977325
I know, I can make everyone aroused just with words.
I'm the best.
Joke aside, good luck on your quest for anal cum! (and don't forget normal cum sometimes, too much unused cum in your balls can give you a cancer...)
>>682977492
As I said in the last thread, I'm just out of a deppression, and my face hurts to watch. I look like a squeleton with more sleepymarks on the face than actual skin.
>>682977560
So why do you have gfur?
>>682977661
I want to kill all the gays
>>682977760
better commit sudoku then
>>682977721
Because I like it, dumbass.
>>682977893
I will after I have killed all the gays.
>>682978114
How do you plan to do that, sitting on your ass all day wasting time on /b/?
The only thing you kill is your parents hopes and dreams that some day you might be less wretched and pathetic
>>682970129
>loli crisis
Awww shit wut I miss?
>>682977560
Do you like straight males?
I don't they they will like you back though...
>>682978248
Im really lazy, ill do it when I feel like.
put on a dress
>>682978660
if anyone has more locker-room stuff itd be greatly appreciated
>>682978636
No, I dont like women either, women are shit too. I want to kill all the women along with the gays.
>>682978512
Three loli thread
Each one contains between one and three loli post
All the shitposter were in it and so for 1 loli pic cames 40 meme pics.
does anyone have wincest drives links?
>>682978993
i'd love to
>>682979812
make a mess
>>682975457
viqueen i'm remembering this
>>682980005
no!
>>682979010
ow the edge
>>682980392
ok :c
>>682980421
I dont care
>>682976972
>>682977492
Think i could pull it off? imgur link as to not intrude too much
http://imgur.com/a/aWtjY
DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES
>>682980591
want to keep my dress clean
>>682980340
Viqueen or Fruit Viking
You got plenty of options
slam, dragula, etc
>>682980591
oh my fucking god that looks like one of my old subordinates. the face is almost the exact same. what the fuck
>>682980691
Quite passable actually, but the eyebrows just dont seem right, they're a tad too wide
For my taste at least
>>682981056
was he a fox creature too?
>>682981016
Friend and we may havent yet.
>>682980691
eyebrows are too masculine, try getting those done
other than that everything is fine
>>682981114
>>682981266
seconded.
>>682981056
did you fuck him
>>682980661
touches your tail
>>682981266
this, if that's actually you
>>682980691
Post booty in lingerie :3
>>682981056
> "the face is almost the exact same"
>>682981419
i was straight back then, so no.
>>682981266
Hmm okay ill try that! i have lots of eyebrow so its pain.
>>682981547
Okay!
http://imgur.com/a/k7eOj
>>682982114
wow you're perfect, you got kik? :)
>>682982114
You already had them prepared, didn't you, you sexy beast?
>>682981623
would you now?
>>682982456
yeee I'm too lazy to go take more right now
>>682982114
a most hairy ass, indeed.
>>682982646
You got a really nice body there ;)
>>682982531
no, because he was mine, and that would be unethical.
>>682982114
hello, /u/EldritchShadow
>>682982456
have some more
http://i.imgur.com/aW5Twg0.jpg
http://imgur.com/a/5r5KV
http://imgur.com/a/xKkaD
http://imgur.com/a/04uJt
http://i.imgur.com/aW5Twg0.jpg
>>682983337
dat me.
here ill put a new one just to prove.
http://imgur.com/a/uojtN
>>682983337
Oh damn
What i would do to get that ass
>>682983846
dirty girl likes the attention! nice.
>>682984090
The attention is well deserved
Do you have a kik or some way we can talk directly?
>>682984090
>>682978998
must be nice to have a dick that you cant use
>>682984090
is not me and i have a kik im slow to respond to things tho
>>682984300
>>682984473
yea its nice to look at
maybe if it wasnt so uncomfortable and awkward to suck it thatd be fun too
>>682984526
Oh
Well, kik me if ya want
Name's justwakemeupinside
>>682984526
can confirm i am not that anonymous
>>682984473
never underestimate the visual appeal of cock lust
Anyone wanna kik and trade pics and shit? I'm usually a top but I am versatile so long as you are too. Reply and leave your kik please :)
I'm bumping for either porn or subs that wanna trade pics
>>682984716
okay ill kik tomorrow i have to go for now.
>>682985454
my kik is EldritchShadow btw
>>682985130
i'd love to if it weren't for being over my data limit.
>>682985454
No stress there
>>682985541
Awww damn :(
>>682980734
cover it in your poops ;)
>>682985761
ya i know. and i'm feeling a bit frisky at the moment too.
Need more fembois
>>682986598
Yes!
>>682986468
I'm pretty much up for trading pics with anyone lmao
>>682986833
Aw yes
>>682986704
That's a quick way to get dick pics
>>682986985
I want booty tho ahh
>>682987111
Me too aaah
>>682987060
Needs more creamfilled butts
>>682987239
oil C w0t oi g0t
>>682987371
Noice
Also bump
>>682987619
Thank you :3
>>682987627
God damn that's great
>>682987821
no problem pal
Bumperoo
Anyone got more gifs?
>>682988111
Oh fuck yes
>>682988271
nice isnt it. One of my favourites
>>682988485
Now one of mine too
>>682988609
good boy
>>682988778
But you've been a bad one...c'mere
>>682988927
come get it sugar
>>682989011
Mhmm... I'd bend you over and spread your ass for my fat cock...
>>682989011
Artist?
>>682989242
sounds like heaven
Sorry everyone i came as soon as i could
>>682989375
Then i'd start prodding at your tight ass... My precum already dripping all over your perky bottom...
>>682989312
idk sorry
>>682989656
pokey pokey
>>682989917
It's no fun if you don't play along
>>682989946
sorry pal
>>682990152
okay
As you push me onto the table and bend me over, three short prods from your lil chode are all it takes for three days worth of plops to come shooting out over you like toothpaste out a tube. It sprays all over you and you cum as you munch down all my plops
>>682990442
>how_to_cure_arachnophobia_or_how_op_turned_gay.jpg
>>682989312
artist is anakuro
>>682990557
Apparently that footage is from a club near my home town.
>>682990751
Just found that out too, but thank you very much
Anytime janitor doesnt delete it leads to this with new fags
>>682990554
Ain't nobody laughing at a faggot's joke
A last bump for boibutt
>>682991276
damn son
