Waifu Claiming thread
>Pretend to be normal edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcSuJi1b0OU
Iowa claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omobhuutrE4
Obligatory claim.
>Claimed forever
>>682885548
Not a big deal. And ouch, is it any better now?
>>682885745
Kill me pls rory
First
>>682885548
I'm tied between McCree and Reaper
Like D.va, Tracer and widowmaker but they're not much of a solo play
>>682885796
Yea, Im not sure how long its going to stay open
>>682885968
Mild depression with soda, drinked no water so yeah..
>>682885969
Well... yeah.. I do.. ah fuck it
Milinda claim
>>682886154
Dio sucks
>>682885188
I agree!
>>682885435
Thats good.
>>682885535
Haha yeah. Sounds like something my parents would have done... kek
>>682885548
I had a book full of quotes when I was in the field on my last FTX. I still have it somewhere around here... Thats a great idea btw, worked for me
>3Ms..
I thought we talked about this friend.... kek
>>682885968
Yeah!
>Love that pic too much
>>682885535
Nice! Getting home early is always nice. It's kinda like when you make social plans and they don't work out and your relieved. I did pretty good today, nothin out of the ordinary
>>682885548
Oh shit! Howd that happen? haha
>>682885890
Sounds like score to me! You get their digits?
>>682885968
Everything constitutes me yelling at you, ma nig
>>682885969
I definitely like happy, although I usually stick to more action y stuff, as my waifu indicates heh
>>682886006
A lot of breads are safe, just stay away from ones that say they have b6. Heres a list of foods that have b6
https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002402.htm
Stay away from those and you'll be fine. No need for specific types / methods of cooking the protein. With lamb I suggest a slow braise in spices, a whole shoulder at 140° Celcius for 3.5 hours, covered.
>>682886376
When its time, Froggo
Rory claimed
claaaiiiimed
Curie claim.
pray for me nigs
i surely do need it.
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, blast it with piss edition
>>682886361
Can it be?
>>682886370
I like your faithfulness Tomoko
>>682886398
I'll probably download it tonight
>>682886521
>hugs
>>682886544
It's time now, I have failed you.
>>682886376
Lol maybe in a few day or week yeah
>>682886398
I like tracer when I wanna shoot people and her voice is sooo cute!
>>682886521
He doesn't know yet..
>>682886540
Washing glass a bit too hard
>>682886598
I got you nig
>>682885968
Soooon
>>682885969
Oh my
>>682886544
Heyo smug
>>682886570
>kink
>>682886598
Why do you need it?
hotaru claimed
>>682886398
>fuck it
so we fuckin or wat
>>682886540
action stuff is meh, i liked overlord for the sexy vampire chick, thats about the only action i've seen.
>>682886431
So I am her master?
I like where this is going...
>>682885548
Shoot can't remember either.
>>682886521
topkek, there's probably some out there who have bought that thing.
>>682886540
>you make social plans and they don't work out and your relieved
Good example.
A normal day huh. so simple and relaxing.
>Best idol claimed
>Best idol claimed
>>682886919
>zzz
>>682886968
I have vitamin b6 poisoning which damages your nervous system, first symptom is being unable to fell orgasms, i cannot feel orgasms, its hell mate. have to change all of my eating habits.
>>682886852
Hello, Sky Eyes. I hope you're doing well.
Mirai claim
>>682886521
Hehe.
So, been flyin' lately? I know youve been down, and i didnt know if that got in the way of work. Are you gonna drink when Sanae gets in?
>>682886540
Ugh, but my head rings when you do.
>>682886919
Now I'm slightly on edge. How soon?
>>682886852
Iths worth a shot
>>682886919
Cheers luv!
>>682886988
Maybe later
>>682886988
Overlord is great. The novels have gotten pretty far, and there has been a hot springs novel scene. Look forward to it!
>>682887376
I get anemic occasionally, thats not fun either.
>>682887605
I dont know Gasai though.
>>682886910
But if I kill you now I cant kill you later
>>682887134
She may want your D, it's a possibility
Oops~
gotta go to sleep for work tomorrow guys. goodnight everyone!!
>>682885622
I just don't want there to be any misunderstandings on it, you're one of the best people that comes to these threads in my opinion and you're just a good person in general. I'm not very good at emotional stuff as you can probably tell but you get the idea.
>>682886350
Welp.
>>682887782
Goodnight, friendo. Sleep warm and well.
Im back and more permanent rhis time
What up bitches
>>682886852
Thanks, and do you think you could recommend me any similar anime or just school drama in general? I'm kinda new and haven't watched many
>>682886910
>hugs
>>682886919
Yeah, Im not sure if thats a good or bad thing though... kek
>>682887278
I bet people bought it as a joke. I find it hard to believe someone would buy it for its intended purpose... kek
>>682887478
I flew today actually, managed to save a guy who was hit by a boat propeller. They didnt think he was gonna make it but we did it. Got a call 2 hours ago saying he is in stable condition now.
I might, Im not sure if I have any alcohol laying around... I will check quick
>>682887975
Watamote
>>682887278
Dammit lol :/
>>682887308
Night love <3
>>682887478
Can't talk. Milinda is over my shoulder
>>682887605
>can't drink underage ;_;
>>682887782
Night dude
>>682887741
She has a bf
But he IS moving outta state in like a month
>>682887727
I-I guess that's true.. But will you promise that you'll do it at least?
>>682887605
>later
is now later enough for you?
>>682887727
odang son, is the sexy vampire chick in that scene or nah?
>>682886919
Well aren't you a hunk of muscles haha
>>682886988
I still have to watch overlord, and since I now know theres a sexy vamp chick its been bumped up on my list haha. I dunno, the action stuff keeps my tiny brain entertained, Im watching clannad right now and I'm starting to fall asleep heh
>>682887134
I know i'm not in your convo but go after it man! she sounds like a keeper
>>682887278
Yeah pretty much. The reason I brought up the cancel plan thing was because a friend hit me up today to go to sacramento (I live in san jose so its a bit of a drive) and I can't say no to people so I agreed. But then it didn't work out so I came buckets haha
>>682887376
Jesus, how'd you get that?
>can't feel orgasms
You have all my sympathies
>>682887417
Im doing good! I still gotta find a chibi for the group photo, I heard you were the guy to talk too
>>682888012
Adding this to my reply to mirai
>>682888051
>>682887748
>>682888051
>im watching you...
>>682888012
You're a sweetheart
>>682887478
Of course it does you alcoholic, how was your day today?
>>682887605
Everythings always worth a shot
>>682887782
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>682888115
Nope adrenaline kicked in when I saw my blood flowing out. I was like "oh shit Oh shit Oh shit! Stay calm panicking doesn't help!"
...
Hmmm I wonder if my right hand would feel lonely...
>shinoa bro
Oh the moon shone bright on Mrs. Porter
And on her daughter
They washed their feet in soda water.
>>682888115
Yeah, just give me a chibi and I'll put you in.
>>682887813
>/cries in sushi/
>>682888057
Then either she is just being friendly or she is already thinking in what to do after her bf is out
>>682887727
Yes you do! No lying
>>682887954
Your anus
>>682888051
You're underage? Well shit
>>682888093
Ugh fine
>>682888368
Hmm indeed
>>682888432
Best girlie claimed!
Oooh oooh. Can I get in on this too? With said image?
>>682888510
For fucks sake.
>>682888115
shalltear, vamp waifu 100%
>hotaru
>>682888432
I have one for you too... I kept forgetting to give it to ya...
>
>>682887975
The only thing I can think of is Clannad. I don't usually watch those kinds of anime typically. Although I'm pretty new too
>>682887954
Sup niggo
>>682888034
Kek
>>682888057
Thats a tricky one, on the one hand if she's tryna shes tryna, but on the other hand what goes around comes around
>>682888012
Amazing. Truly amazing. Are you kidding me? You saved someone! That's a feat. I'd toast to that alone.
>>682888051
>waits patiently
>>682888137
Wat
>>682888368
Terrible. Don't even want to talk about it. Yours?
>>682887782
Sleep tight.
>>682888012
kek that'd be hilarious and messed up at the same time.
>"Son, lay on the cross"
>"Dad what's going on?"
>"This is for your own good."
>>682888051
Maybe it was just before I re-downloaded it.
>>682888115
Ayy, fate had your back.
>>682888246
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>>682888051
You mean
>drinking is a challenge
>>682888093
She is, but it wont be till about season 3 or so. I hope they go that far with the anime. I beloeve the female presence is Aura, Albedo and Shalltear.
>>682888518
Why would I lie?
>>682888639
Just pulling your leg bestbro
>>682887975
Full Metal Panic is part comedy, part mech, and part school drama.
It mixes so well. Definitely one of my favorites.
>>682888518
Maybe you should help me bring it down
>>682888711
Drinkin warm beer eating cold pizza
You what happens after you sin big at the casino
>>682888372
Woah! Were you at home or what? And why would the right hand feel lonely?
>>682888432
Like this?
>>682888518
Indubitably, my nig
>>682888655
Shes cute, but I wouldn't make her my waifu
>>682888964
That was just incredibly funny especially after that video.
sachi claim
>>682888931
I can wait for that long
that vampire sloot makes me moist man.
i gotta re watch overlord
>>682888510
I overheard her telling her friend that she was gonna break up with him after he left
So i guess i can close in on my prey
>shouldn't have used that word choice, it sounds like I'm gonna rape her
>>682889263
Hey Sachi, how's it going?
>Rattle
>Shizuru
>>682887975
Umaru-chan. Just look that up. Be amazed that someone can function like that. Less school drama, more comedy.
School-Live is a school drama in a zombie apocalypse. No fanservice but a short pool episode.
>>682889271
Shes pretty good, but shes no Rory.
>>682888258
Thanks! You too friend :)
>>682888741
Thanks man, Im just doing my job.
>waits patiently
Your gonna be waiting awhile... kek
>>682888833
Hahaha holy shit my sides. Too damn funny
>
>>682888741
Well than I won't ask any further friend, just let the rum heal what ails you. My day was alright, same ol same ol. are you at least doing better now?
>>682888833
That it did! I like it when things work out :D So what are you up too besides posting?
>>682889191
Those need to be flipped, but good regardless haha
>You what happens after you sin bit at the casino
Wut?
>>682889423
>implying i dont touch myself to your waifu
>>682888931
Reasons unknown
>>682889191
Nah, back da ass up
>>682886154
get yo waifu printed fam
>>682888637
Thanks, I'll put her in when I have the chance.
>>682888672
Already gave it to me, kek. I just need to find the time to put everyone in.
>>682889231
Yeah, thanks.
>>682886154
You go deal with that other woman.
I'm going to find mine.
>>682889364
Go after her then man! unless theirs other factors
>Koko
>>682888246
>
>>682888518
19 about to be 20. Next year, I'll be able to drink
>>682888637
Super cute!
>>682888741
>
>>682888833
Dem trip dub
>would say something but milinda is watching me
>>682888931
I got drunk when I was 2. Does that count?
>>682889231
I was at home talking to myself making myself feel better about the knuckle that I cut on the right hand. And my left would be getting all the "love" if you know what I mean.. ;)
>>682889693
Aww yeah. Thanks hand-kun.
>>682889364
>inb4 actual rape
You know what to do, but keep in mind what >>682888711 said, "what goes around comes around"
>>682889246
The song is beautiful, but I couldn't let the opportunity slip away
>I managed to be funny at 7am
>Adding that to my cv
I should leave the thread soon, I can barely keep my focus on the posts
>>682888655
Mai nigga
>vampire masterrace
>put it there mah nigga
>>682889711
what?
>>682889842
Preemptive goodbye Bestbro.
>>682889824
Yeee~. You got a chibi of your waifu?
>>682888411
His shadow is cast wherever he stands, stacks of green paper in his red right hand...
>>682889573
Lewd.
>>682889624
Ive made it a habit to not lie IRL. Burned too many bridges.
>>682889824
No, thats easy. Just get a beer or something, you wont get drunk but you wont feel too out of it.
>>682890111
Nice trips
My waifu is Leona from akame ga kill she's a beutiful bust blond and if you feel like fucking a furry she can make that dream come true
>>682889561
You kniw what happens after you win big at the casino
I won $767
Now im celebrating with waifus
>>682889624
Bitch you know u gotta pay me for that
>niw bring that sweet ass over here bitch you got me drippin
>tsuyu wheres my kiss
>>682889693
Thanks, so how you been man? Good I hope
>>682889824
You cut your right knuckle too!? What happened with that one?
>left getting all the "love"
I'm a lefty so I know how dat be haha
>>682889445
That's probably not what the loved ones think. I don't think so little of it, either. Takes heart to do what you do, never mind saving a man. Flying takes heart, too.
Of all the virtues I was born with, patience is my strongest
>intiatives hyper wait
>>682889561
Eh. A general unease and unhappiness has taken the place of my good mood. But I'll figure it out. Like you said, rum heals all.
>>682889824
Do you see that? There's something in that photo. Something...wrong.
>but mostly cute
>Mirai
>>682890205
that gif makes me twitch internally
>>682890327
I've been better, beautiful.
>>682890222
No
o
>>682888711
>>682889019
>>682889423
Thanks for the choices,I'll definitely be checking all of them out
>>682890284
You want.. A kiss?
From me??
>>682889389
hey Shizuru its pretty good, just woke up after sleeping from like 5pm-now, looks like my sleep schedule has been fixed now at least
>rattle rattle
>>682890356
Why does my phone aurocorrect >Mirai right under the damn word?
.
>MIRAI
>>682890222
Nice trips, and she's one of my favorite characters from that sow
>>682890284
OOOOHHH SHIT NIGGA Whatd you play? and with $767 you could buy alot of waifu pillows ;D
>>682889445
I want to buy one now kek.
>>682889561
Same here! Playing Love Live! School Idol Festival. It's neat mobile rhythm game. You?
>>682889824
topkek.
>>682890527
>rattle
Well that's good i suppose. lol
Claiming Seaport Hime.
whats up with this rattle business and where did it come from
>>682889824
Damn dude, going to be 23 this year. feels badman
>>682890284
Come and get it~
>>682891043
Can I dock at your seaport~?
>>682889693
Oh really? kek my bad bro, i forgot...
>>682889824
>filename
>
>>682890356
Your too kind friend.
>Hyperwait wont help you now... kek
>>682890769
Good luck explaining that to friends and family... kek
>>682890356
Sorry to hear that, I get those sometimes too. Just a sudden wave of not feeling good. I usually go to feels threads when that happens, even If I usually don't end up feeling to what's posted there heh
>>682890426
Like bob ross said, gotta have the bad times with the good times right?
>>682890501
From what I hear Clannad is a total feels trip, I haven't gotten very far in it though
>>682890358
>lewd twitches
>>682891053
I turned 26 3 weeks ago. That feels bad man.
>>682890908
>suggestive rattle
>>682891195
Lewd.
>>682891047
Due to weight problems with certain members, we just refer to ourselves as skeletons. Thus the rattling.
>>682891222
It's all good.
>>682891331
Yeah man, you're not wrong. Good saying. I hope your night is going well so far.
>>682890521
Dont make me beg thats. . . Thats lewd
>>682890596
Actually cant decide between computer parts, a tattoo or concerts
>>682891053
Mmmm girl cant wait to go shoppin with you
>>682891053
ayyy im gonna be 23 too man, its chill
heres this to make you feel better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUNWRxgJnug
>>682891053
YO FUCK ME.
>>682891222
>watermelon
>>682891331
i cant look at feels threads too sad man
>>682890139
Already in it qt
>>682890205
And if I'm a light weight due to me being skinny?
>>682890222
She is cute
>>682890327
Oh no just right knuckle lol
>>682890356
>
>>682890769
You gotta have one of maki watching shinoa now lol
>>682891222
Saved love it
>
>>682891195
I'm sure I have some room for you.
>>682891424
>Trying to get attention from deathcutie
>wants grim reaper love
>hnng
>>682890769
A mobile game with your waifu in it? Howd you get into heaven? Thats like having a waifu pillow but mobile and not as embarrassing if someone found out heh
>>682891043
She seems tough
>>682891043
Hi there, how are you doing?
>>682891698
Oh yes please
<3
>>682891053
I dotn want to say it cause I'll end up making you feel old
>>682891424
Where the hell is time going?, slow down jesus
>>682891594
>girl
I HAVE A PENIS THANK YOU
>>682891647
>>>>minecraft
Disgusting
>>682891727
It's a trend for onis, isn't it?
>>682891779
I'm doing great, cowboy. You?
>>682891594
I'm surprised someone would want a kiss from me that's all.
Say it again so I know you're serious~ <3
>>682891850
Say what? Cant be worse then making myself feel old when I have a hatred torwards the new generation already
>>682891913
Same, getting kinda tired but I'll be up for a while longer.
>>682891873
just watch it.
just watch.
also gimmi dat fuk like you promised
>>682891424
>implying the twitches are lewd.
come find out
>imwet
>>682886154
>Pretend to be normal edition
I am normal. I only have completely normal tastes and fully normal sexual interests for me and /mai/ waifu
>>682891222
Kek, so much better than what my phone can do in the given time.
>>682891331
The feels threads suck. Just a bunch of [insert 8 years of 4chan insults] r9k-esque retardation. But there are chill-out threads. Not sure what they're called now. Just threads where people say how life is going to OP, and others comment. Kind of like a circlejerk, but more intelligent.
>>682891683
>I'll wait as long as it takes for m00t to return
>>682891479
I'ts goin same ol, what were you up too today?
>>682891594
I'd vote for computer parts first, although I'd have to see what the tattoo was. And concerts can suck it, unless its gaurenteed a badass show
>>682891647
I usually don't get got by them, but theres a select few videos that I can't hang with. usually they kinda make me feel better cus its like "damn, these are trying really hard to make me feel" kinda thing
>>682891683
ooooohhh I see lol
>>682890205
I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.
>>682892262
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>>682891683
Lightweights can handle one American beer dude.
>>682891699
Heres some reaper love for your dubs
>>682892257
Oh myyyyy
>>682892160
Yeah, I'm getting pretty sleepy aswell. It's probably best for me to sign off soon.
>>682891424
>Seductive rattle
>>682892446
its easier to laugh than it is to focus on depressin shit u feel?
also masturbation always makes me feel better so theres that
>>682891873
I NEVER ONCE SEEN A PENIS ON YUNO
help me spend money what should i buy
>>682892014
P-please dont make me say it again
Im getting embarrassed
Besides you usually always do it
>>682892446
Wanna go see rob zombie at one show then slipknot at another and both should be kickass
Only problem with computer parts is i want a 980ti but then i would be bottle necked by my mobo and my onternet is shit
>>682892525
>lol, I always rape these threads with porn ONLY IF someone complains about my postinf of a couple images.
Have funnertimes!
>>682892257
I aint watchin no autismcraft shit and I didnt promise you shit home boi
>>682892685
Nigga save that shit
>goes to Hawaii
>proposes to gf
>lands in Edmonton and stays a night
>comes back to fort McMurray
>next day forest fire gets out of control
>gets evaculated
>goes back to Edmonton
Boiiiiis I never got so much pussy in my life
How is everyone today?
My house isn't burnt. So I'm fine.
Plan on doing ALOT of volunteer carpentry work when I get back
>>682892590
Either way it was good seeing you again.
>>682891222
>It's just a prank bro
>It's for a prank.
>>682891683
Good idea! Gotta learn Photoshop now.
>>682891727
lel, I guess having an idol for a waifu comes with benefits.
>>682892919
T'was an honor.
>>682891873
Don't shit on minecraft holmes. Game gave me some good times
>>682891913
I suppose, although Im not complaining heh
>>682892408
Exactly, I see what people post as "feels" and i'm like "fuck, this shit aint nothin" and then I get over it. Except the few select videos that actually get me, those are a pain.
>chill out threads
I guess that'd be waifu? but less so intelligent? haha
I'm out, bye everyone
>>682890111
Bye bestbro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omobhuutrE4
>>682892903
Bored shitless, good on ya with that woman
>>682893063
I dont find the appeal to playing a game of blocks
Last time I played blocks I was 4 years old
>>682892556
>Yeeeee
don't act like you dont wanna know
>>682892814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yA2rtrC2XY
>FUCKIN CUMMING
>>682893033
Twas?
>>682893312
It was.
>>682891647
>watermelon
You have officially confused me friend...
>>682891683
>
>>682892408
haha I try.
>phone
I understand friend
>>682892926
topkek
Somehow I doubt that would work...
>Watching Love Live Movie finally
>>682893310
The hell you sending me nigga?
>>682893417
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
Read the rules before posting
here
and
lewds everywhere
>>682893063
No, more like stoner threads before the 420chan escape of '12
>Mirai
>>682886154
I own a litter of 4 kittens get on my level.
Spot open for 5th.
>>682893538
trols dont care
>>682893681
>>682893681
>>682893681
