Waifu claiming thread.
>Circlejerk Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>be underaged
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>avoid bans
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
Gotta get a claim staked
Claiming Best Ass Game Waifuu
>Big hug
Kyouko claimed.
Why are bikini waifu so great?
Best mage claimed~
>still sorry about killing ya, Kagami
>Shizuru get!
>Dubs add 1 to the banned counter
Best girlie claimed
>>682682867
Dude. I know. It's crazy how a whole house can get so messy when you stay in one spot most of the time.
>>682682521
Jesus... I don't really know why it took so long for that session but I've had problems myself with counsellors and psychologists. This one for example told me she could get the reports for something in a week and ended up taking six months.
>>682682625
Just no. Flat is cute and justice.
>>682682676
Im feeling pretty good if it wasn't for my headache, sorry for worrying you earlier. Apparently I have a condition that makes me have severe mood swings too.
Busy doing nothing is my favourite type of busy, but its probably time that you run...
>adeservednightofbeautysleep.exe
I'm not racist but black people make me uncomfortable in general.
>>682683651
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>>682683133
Poor you waiting patiently for a friend
>>682683146
HOLY FUCK MUGI!
>>682683219
Remember: always lurking
>>682683446
homu edition!!!
claimed.....
>>682683469
it's already too late for that....
Dio-sama...
>>682683446
https://soundcloud.com/djbayati/dittle-potato-baby-dicks-freestyle
mandatory cc claim
anyone else wear pieces of clothing meant for the other gender?
i wear female sweaters, cuz male ones aren't as comfy
>>682683752
In 10 minutes i could be at winstar but thats dangerous and i would also probably stay an extra couple hours after hes done with class
>>682683446
>>682683605
damn fine legs
going to bed feel too tired
>claiming yume
>>682683801
>>682683650
Because they're overrun. I just felt really played tough
"Yeah, have free counseling"
4 months later
"Yeah we can't take you in"
>>682683647
i know right!? It's witchcraft, I'm telling ya
>>682683801
I fucked up bad..
>>682683752
Ohh no you're right!
We have to be a lot more careful
>>682683997
Good night Yume!
Sleep tite
>>682683997
Goodnight Yume!
>Kyouko
>>682684027
okay....what's up bunny??
>>682683801
Oops... I forgot I was supposed to use this pic.
>>682683844
I don't, but I like seeing girls wearing man boxers more than I like seeing them in panties.
>>682684040
Oh it was "free". Yea that is retarded and terrible organization, would make me want to punch them even if im not aggressive at all.
>>682684103
Best blue-hair girl 2k16.
>>682684272
My qt senses are tingling!
>>682684240
I think if I'd been on those antidepressants I would've cried by how played I felt. but so... not really. A setback. Again. Nothing new.
>>682679674
>for your waifu
For myself my dude. But yeah, it's gonna be worth it in the long run.
>>682679811
Chara was wearing a crimson behelit in that picture. Also called the Egg of the King, it's from Berserk. One who possesses a crimson behelit instead of a regular behelit is fated to become a member of the Godhand.
>>682684383
>usual greeting.
you know who
>>682684240
you remembered!!!! i love that pic....so adorable!
>here's your favorite gif for you!!!
>>682684257
FF7 excessive undeserved success triggers me, your waifu a shit.
apples and grapes
old meme
>>682684287
excuse me my dude
>>682684408
here's a burger instead.....
>>682684287
Thanks best scientist!
Love ya
>>682684272
I can smell you
>>682684459
Yeah im sure you'll be glad with the result!
Don't give up!
Itt: kesus drops the raddest, most fire mix tape of all time on my city.
Jk it was a fucking smoker. So, when can we all kist realize smokers are inferrior humans and throw them into concentration camps and let the fuckers die off?
>>682684459
Ah, I see. Didn't know that. I think tough it was supposed to be the heart locket Chara is associated with.
>It does look kinda strange in that pic tough. Maybe the artist is a berserk fan?
>>682684570
Jontron hasn't been funny for a long tim:(
>>682683797
How old is Yuuko? This picture bothers me. Yuuko lewds are weird.
>>682684602
Don't get me wrong..you're great and I appreciate cha but lets be real im da best
>Jk love ya
>>682684708
Not around here you fucking faggot.
>>682684424
Just relax about it, again I can't really tell you much because I don't know exactly whats keeping you down, but you have a great life ahead of you with the gamestop thingy and people that care for you both IRL and here. Cheer up! So when will you get an actual session now?
>>682684491
I got the gif 2 threads in a row! Cuteness overload.
>>682684708
sorry bun....not feeling it, here's another hamburger for you!
Claimed
>>682683797
Also there is literally no nose happening at all
>>682684816
i don't consider this lewd, but she's 15.
>>682684841
You called?
Rumia claimed
>>682684708
Kagami is 18 get rekt.
>>682684816
If bikini pictures are lewd, have I ever posted a pic that isn't lewd?
>>682684859
this kills the homu....gotta find some more cuteness
>>682684859
I don't know. I have to call there first. I couldn't after today.
It was like a punch in the face kinda.
Tomorrow is a holiday so I have to make an appointment on friday.
>>682684901
Wow i never thought about that.
>>682684816
its sad really ;(
Yuuko is a high school student
Yuuko and i would recommend a watch of Nichijou
>>682681955
so not too far away, im sure i would still be awake when it arrives
>pizza rattles
sachi claim
>>682685038
Filthy disgusting freak I wouldn't even clean my boot on your dead body.
>>682684945
Going after older women?
Fufu
I'm a bit late.
We won't have time to do the interactive thing today.
I might not have time tomorrow, either.
Hopefully I'll have time tomorrow.
>>682684661
Oh I know the result, I was there before. Fell out of practice like a big dumb fucking idiot and let myself become a goblin, now I have to start over from scratch. So how're you Aqua~?
>>682684771
Probably
>>682684826
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>>682684482
I know just from the way you speak to me
>Cinnamon bun
How are you?
So bans are a thing!
>>682685259
You're extra intense tonight Dio, something bothering you?
>>682685338
hope you enjoy it!
>>682685400
Your very existence.
So do you guys think I should put a jump function in and make it a minor thing or just don't do jumps at all?
>>682685270
The only thing that could've made this worse was if there was tumblr in the filename
>>682685254
Yeah, i bet you would be. But the pizza would suck at that point. Lol
>Shizuru
Youve been...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
>>682685134
I love that meme way too much... maybe I should try to photoshop a Homu version of it someday. Lets try to kill eachother with cuteness.
>>682685138
Hopefully if you're going to pay now you don't have to wait as much. You waited so long you can wait a lil more.
>>682685610
quit ruining my favorite band with your shit
>>682685184
What do you think I am a fucking weeb? I don't do anime.
>>682685531
If jumping isn't necessary for the game, why bother? Keep it simple~
>>682685531
>jump-only challenge speed run world record
>>682685273
hello boobs.
>>682685324
Greet happier than ever. Everyone is so kind.
you?
>>682685699
>fav band
>AC/DC
Why/how
I'm so sorry.
>Tomoconsole
>>682685637
awww you're gonna win....you've almost one already....
>>682685040
That's the spirit!
>>682685284
Well... I would never have said it this crude but...you're right..Prove us that you aren't Gollum! Be more like me~ ;)
>kek
>>682685531
>Puzzle Game with hooks and tendrils but without jump function
What the fuck is that even a question?
YES
JUMP FUNCTION!
>>682685637
I can't afford it. That's the problem.
I can't afford it. I have to booked to this third party who will pay for me.
I don't want anymore...
I'll go to bed everyone
Good night
>>682685943
goodnight beautiful
>yuuko
>>682685912
>prove to us that you aren't Gollum
Maybe in like, 4 months.
>be more like me
Ohh?
>>682685899
Problem is that my cutest pics aren't Homura alone. But I will try.
>>682685943
Emm sorry if I said anything I shouldn't, sleep tight murderous being.
>>682685699
But I like them too...
I also like Aerosmith, Billy Squier and my favorite band is Led Zeppelin!
You wanna take them away too?
>>682685741
When you implement even a small jump the skill cap goes up a lot and that's attractive to a lot of people. It makes sense to be able to jump. Coding it isn't hard at all so it's not even a bother, I'm just asking for gameplay reasons
>>682685767
You'll get eaten by the bobbit worms (I've decided to replace the spike pits with bobbit worms) pretty fast but you can try, I'll root for you
>>682685798
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>>682685943
Useful feedback/10
>>682683961
Oh shit
>>682684103
Be vewy vewy quiet
>>682683971
>
How's your day?
fuck it
im going to sleep
been noding in and out for the past 2 hours
fuckin pissing me off
Shit nigga.
>>682686181
it's alright lol, i got a lot of those too
>maids for homu
>>682686224
Someone will try, I'm not git gud enough
>>682686234
Sweet OC thanks bb
>>682684027
>>682684408
>>682684708
>>682685338
Aw okay. Nevermind about me asking how's your day
>>682686470
Allergies my dude? And night
>>682686499
Maid?
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be bothered to keep track of it and am around to keep track of it.
Hugs: 10
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 65
Dio mustaches things: 5
Rattles: 9
Burgers: 2
Should i add anything else to keep track of that i've seen thus far?
>>682686204
go fuck with your other bands
leave my childhood alone
>>682686509
Damn man, seems like your ship is slowly dying everyday..
>>682686168
Allright! I'll be ready..waiting for you in 4months to come meet me on top~
>Ohh?
Yeah! How dosen't like me!? Except maybe Dio who dosen't like my outfit and Rory who thinks im a airhead
>Kek
>>682686307
Yes cap'n! I'll be like a little mouse!
>>682685897
it's my childhood faggot that's why
>>682686502
Don't get the wrong idea, I've drawn 165 moustaches on anime girls.
And that's not even an exaggerated number.
>>682686630
Wanna add the lurks?
>Megumin
>>682686499
>maids
>>682686622
Maid Shinoa looks great, but where is your smug now?
>>682686652
or it hasn't even set sail yet......
>>682686502
If I'm in a good mood after developing maybe I'll make a mode where your jump is on steroids or something. That could be fun
>>682686509
rip Shinoa x bun
>>682686526
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>>682686630
add lurkpics
>>682686622
>allergies
none
im just tired
good night my purple haired potato
>>682686790
hmmm...that's the only maid one i have....
Just fucking shoot me.
>>682686958
Too bad... I have more but they aren't focused on cuteness.
>>682686651
Who said its just your childhood fucknut
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ4xwmZ6zi4
>>682686788
>>682686911
That doesn't seem like a fun thing to track for some reason. I did consider it before you two suggested it though
>>682686911
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>>682686810
Or it wasn't even built to begin with..
>>682687038
Bazooka, flamethrower or sniper? Pick your poison.
>>682687038
Bang!
What's wrong Galko? I've been missing out?
>>682687107
It's time to stop
>>682687048
y-you're winning this one pretty good....
>>682687107
>it wasn't even a ship
why live even
>>682687236
Check mate.
>jokes aside can I use chibi pics?
>>682686652
>>682686810
>>682686911
>>682687107
>>682687236
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>>682686926
Night my dude
>>682686790
No where now
>>682686698
Squeak Squeak!
>>682686958
The silhouette through the shirt is...nice
>>682687392
sure!!!
>>682687038
If only I could.
>>682687038
No Glico I won't do it, you're too lovable
>>682687399
This gif needs to be followed by the hug gif
>>682687233
Roger that
>>682687236
For the glory of Satan~
>>682687399
I'm sorry my dude..
>>682687399
>tfw dubs confirms it....
>>682686852
huh
you missed a finger
>>682686630
we must overthrow the hugs
>rattle
you could track lewds as well i guess
>>682687506
Aight, this one is my favourite.
>>682687399
Are you afraid of not having to be afraid of the bun anymore?
>>682687399
I can already tell you know what you're talking about!
Most be professional to understand and talk like a mouse
>Squeak Squeak!
>>682687707
Kind of the same reason i'm not tracking lurker pictures. The definition is rather nebulous and i'd like to avoid that if i can get away with it.
>Rattle rattle overthrow complete!
>>682687223
Anything.
>>682687233
I'm so bored.
>>682687528
Likewise.
>>682687564
Your choice.
>>682687653
satan can't sustain this life alone....there needs to be more....
>>682687723
ooooo, i don't have many, but here's my last one lol
>you've already one, my head exploded 3 posts ago
>>682688144
>satan can't sustain this life alone....there needs to be more....
And his demons...?
Thanks for linking this song yesterday, I'm loving it~
https://vine.bandcamp.com/track/long-lonely-night
>>682687980
Can I shoot you with some love?
>>682688144
My head explodes at least once on each post of yours.
>>682687564
>>682687653
>>682687664
Feels sad man
>>682687723
No its not being bullied softly and loved by bunny again ;_;
>>682687822
Kek dubs confirms
>>682687610
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https://youtu.be/Ginx7WKq5GE
>>682688489
hmm im not sure....never thought about that...
>it's no problem lol, im actually listening to it on loop
>>682688570
i-i can't be that cute!!!
>you already know you're cuter
>>682688671
come 'ere shinoa
>hugs
>>682688671
>Thanks for the check smug queen!
>Much appreciate
>>682688869
>>682688956
Aw dammit :'(
>>682688869
here's a sameish song if you'd like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqQTODR3kR8
>>682688956
>>682688671
all this saddness.....what is this???
>>682688956
NO U DIDN'T.
>Homu
>>682688956
Fuck...
