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Dio-sama...
>>682657802
hahahahaha....oh that pic!!!
>my bones are gone....
What is up, /waifu/ nation? I'm your host, Prinz Eugen! Let's get riiiiiiiiight intooooo the huuuuugs!
>who wants a hug?
>>682657802
Shit, i said i was gonna bake...
Best mage claimed~
>>682658127
>Explosive hug
What's up?
>>682657881
That makes considerably more sense
>>682658073
An anon was making them a few months ago
>>682658127
Always down for a hug, they are great medicine!
>>682658196
Oh, sorry
Aizawa Nagisa claaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
Best Kappa engineer claimed as my loving yet dangerous wife
>>682658342
i don't think i was posting then....oh the humanity!!!
>>682658127
Prinnnzzzz
>happy hugs
>sachi claim
>>682658127
Everything was fine untill this faggot showed up
>>682658073
>
hong kong phooey
>>682658300
Megumiiin~
>explosive hugs
Nothing much, just relaxing like usual. Might play some vidya soon I'm not sure yet
>>682658342
Hugs are the best medicine!
What's up Fran?
>medical hugs
>>682658496
Sachiiiiiii~
>happy hugs
How are you?
>>682658557
<3
Meme overload.
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>682658127
Huuuuugs~
>Runs at her and hugs
Still on mobile
Will soon get home tho!
Just wanted to say a quick HEYY NIGGAS!
Think about this while im not there
>If you drop a bar of soap
>Is the soap dirty? or the floor clean?
Best Ass Game Waifu claimed~
BIG LOVE
>>682658848
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/thats-pretty-good-idubbbz/pnidecdngnainebcfbmebgpkmnmljdng?hl=en
>>682657802
>Superior autism claimed
Heyo.
Sauce
>>682658935
Oh Aqua, I'll be happy to have you here once again~
>>682658931
Hi Noire!
>tight hugs
Hehe~
>>682658935
What kind of fucking question is that
>>682659070
Hey Rei! What's up?
>happy hugs
>>682659060
Literally already have it.
It's time.
who ordered the memes???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw&feature=youtu.be
>>682659197
Oi, heya.
How're you?
>>682658461
That's a shame
>>682658594
I like the art
>>682658695
Tomorrow is my Calc exam. I'm ready for it, I hope
>>682658848
Dank
>>682659339
Those extra arms probably come in h-handy.. Get .. Get it?
>>682658695
Vidya is always a good idea~
>>682659067
MY BOOTY FRIEND
I don't have a lot of pic on my mobile but this one's just for you!
>>682659134
NOIRE!!! :D
Me too can't wait to get back home!
Later love ya~
>>682659197
Hmmm if you find the answer i'll give you a cookie!
Laters nerds big love
>>682659288
Pics or it didn't happen
>>682659325
I'm great! How are you?
>>682659523
I'll find that answer!
>>682659339
Oh boy, good luck Fran! I hope you do good
>>682659513
Yep!
Gotta go for a bit, dinner
Cya in a few
>>682659726
Quite good, really. I don't know, though. What chu up to?
>>682659197
In a good mood today?
Seems like it~
>hugs tighter
>>682659523
Later Aqua, later <3
>>682658935
You get raped is the correct answer
>>682659427
Yeah! So bad, I love it!
Just be sure not to mother anyone here
>>682659726
I'll probably get a good grade
>>682658695
tired
>more hugs
>>682658935
hey, the soap becomes dirty and so does the floor
>>682659303
The skelerebellion has begun.
>primal rattling
>>682659404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ201maI8e4&list=PLhot8Ekl3WgdB46yRPPSFmX1esT1NsWfJ&index=10&ab_channel=AdrianBerrios
>>682659339
Time4memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul7IE3CTmSs&list=PLhot8Ekl3WgdB46yRPPSFmX1esT1NsWfJ&index=23&ab_channel=KonradParzymieso
>>682658935
>>682659925
Because it says
>drop
>soap
>ass
>love
>nigga
>>682660042
T-Thank you! That kinda made me smile. How're you ?
Introducing the brand new, hot off the shelves:
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the RP things, as long as i can be fucked to keep track of it and am around to keep track of it.
Thank you, our new volunteers, we're starting the counting off with
Hugs: 4
>>682660294
skeleton master....i await!!!
>kagami
>>682660294
So this is how I die...
https://youtu.be/qLrnkK2YEcE
>>682660322
Always glad to ruin someone's day with puns!
I'm OK, exams and all
What about you?
>>682660572
we needed this
>>682660294
hey thats pretty good
alright im going to go play some geetar for a bit be back later
>>682660714
About the exact same. Off school for 4 days, I'll be hosting a LAN-party tommorow with 2 guys.
>>682660572
>hugs you tightly from behind and whispers
You're a faggot.
4chan claimed
Hey guys!
>for a second i thought waifu thread was dead afters searching for it
>>682660937
ur meen:(
>>682660808
What games?
>>682661183
We will never die... Half of us are skeletons
>>682661301
yesssss!!!!!!
>kagami
Shimoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Takutsu na Sekai just made me feel all sortsa depressed and lonely. Neat.
>>682661390
Probably a lot of League, other than that I don't really know..
>>682660937
Parody doesn't get counted. Sorry.
>>682661198
Maybe i'll count the number of times Syndra tells someone to kill themselves too. That'll be amusing.
>>682661390
guess i forgot about skeletor.
>>682661556
>league
It's been a while since I've played, I kinda want to play it again
>>682661635
We are cursed...
>>682661575
I don't think you can count that high
>>682661803
Well i did add the caveat of "As long as i can be fucked" for a reason. Lol
>>682661803
The good kind of curse?
>>682661575
Alright, then
(insert post numbers from >>682657802 to thr end of thread)
Kys
>be me
>be twelve
>math class
>friends sit next to me
>doing maaaaaath
>me: guys checks this out
>the book says seven inches more than normal
>kek.jpg
>jon: me every morning
>tim falls out chair
>kekathon.gif
>me: Repunzel, repunzel
>morelulz.pdf
>jon: imagine when you're like puberty
>me: enough wood to build a lodge
>tim: well it'll basically be a Christmas tree
>me: oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree
>jon: how would you put the star on?
>tim: you'd have to climb it
>me: it already has snow on it!
>>682662039
Exactly
>>682662571
Blessing with a curse
And off to watch baccono! now, might lurk in a while
Im back!
>>682659803
Just ate dinner, probably gonna play vidya in a few
>>682659853
Yup! I'm in a really good mood today
>more hugs
>>682662866
see ya fran!!
>>682662758
daring choice, adding yourself to the list of people who need to kill themselves, i'll allow it though
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the RP things, as long as i can be fucked to keep track of it and am around to keep track of it.
Hugs: 5
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 65
>>682662866
Cya! <3
>>682663047
On second thought, i should change the description pasta to remove the "RP" part. Done and done.
>>682663047
how are you counting the hugs?
>hugs
Skele has returned, claiming Rory.
>>682663210
Your file names are always brilliant.
>>682663588
Nice.
>>682663566
Every time i see someone hugging someone, the counter goes up one. I don't know what you mean i think...
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked to keep track of it and am around to keep track of it.
Hugs: 6
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 65
Dio mustaches things: 2
>>682663654
Hey Rory, how ya going?
>>682663810
i was just wondering if people giving hugs back counted
>>682664158
Yes, returning the action counts as doing the action for my counting. Probably.
>Shizuru
>>682664519
ok
>rattle
mandatory cc claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZMsmNJ6iU
>>682664144
Good, making maple bacon muffins for work
>>682664650
I guess i'll count rattles too, for fairness's sake.
>Rattle rattle
Also, who's this?
(Note: Multiple rattles in one post will probably be counted as one, depending on phrasing)
>Shizuru
>>682664701
Sounds tasty <3
>>682664701
Yesterday I watched the second season of "Gate: something something Rory is fucking gross" and I used to believe that Rory in general was the worst part of the anime until I saw the 12 year old girl that wanted to get fucked by a full grown japanese ambassador because he gave her a pearl necklace, I was crying, laughing, disgusted and confused. It was like my mind was a teenage white girl and the emotions were a bunch of 30 year old immigrants from different nationalities. At one point the ambassador had to let the girl be taken by the enemy because it was part of his job, but he decided to suddenly jump in and yell "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF HER" this quote opened the way for a second wave of laughter, far stronger than the first. How can one get his "filthy" hands off of something that is already filthy to begin with? This laughter had no connection to happyness whatsoever as it was fueled by madness, madness in its purest form. I felt shackled at the bottom of the abyss. After he got her saved she ran towards him and they hugged very tightly and were but a hair away from sharing a passionate sensual kiss.
I never want to feel that way again.
I have to go to work now, cya guys! <3 and have fun
>>682665083
>happy rattle
>Sachi
>>682665740
cya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOmNWL5nzE4
>>682665790
Oh hey. Where's the face gone?
>Rattle rattle
>>682666248
just saving the image limit
I feel small.
>>682665522
So you admit to watching the anime despite Rory being gross? Thats like me saying I enjoy JJBA despite Dio being overly dramatic.
>>682666727
you don't look small!!
>why's that galko??
>>682666727
I'm small
Also I'm back everyone
>>682666727
then your small
cuz feeling=fact
according to my co-worker
>>682666832
Hell, everyone in JJBA is overly dramatic.
Lol i said fuck the rules and took a nap. My guess is that I didn't miss anything
>>682667130
s-shinoa!!!! hi!!!
>>682666570
Ah fair enough fair enough.
>>682667130
You missed me beginning the counting.
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked to keep track of it and am around to keep track of it.
Hugs: 6
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 65
Dio mustaches things: 2
Rattles: 4
>>682666837
I had a friend over who's like 6 inches taller than me.
>and I'm not short
>>682666954
Small meme
>>682666996
Sounds like a smart co-worker.
>>682667384
how talk are you?!
>>682667723
tall* holy fuck...i can't even
>>682667242
You all have terrible pictures for moustaches.
>>682667384
I'm only 5'10" if that makes you feel better
>never froget
>>682667242
Bet you cant count how many fucks i dont give
>>682667242
>2 rattles
>>682667130
naps are great don't trust the rules
>>682667810
I feel your pain. You know how hard it is to find pictures to put a full face beard?
Want an easier one?
>>682667855
None seems easy to count to. I'm just doing this to amuse myself and maybe one or two other people.
Deal with it.
>>682667723
Like 6'3 or so.
>>682667814
That's not bad.
>especially considering your age
>also it makes me happy you saved that
>>682668297
.....i feel like a dwarf now....
>>682668283
The fucks i dont give are too damn high
Tfw 5'7" manlet over here
Whatever, being short makes me way more agile than most tall people.
Anyway time for gym, will be lurking on phone
>>682668514
Nice meme boi,fresh af
>>682668297
>6'3"
>small
Dude you're taller than everyone I know you aren't small your friends parents were probably just gigantic
Why would I have NOT saved it? It was a nice thing you did.
>>682667238
Hello my purple haired friend. What's up?
>>682667242
I am sure you have a lot more rattling than 4. And 65? That's salter than the don jaun pond. What's up?
>>682668297
>feeling small
I'm 5'8 lol i look up to people. Literally lol
>>682668169
Nah I feel good now lol
>>682668676
not too much...how was your nap??? good i hope!
Best drummer clamed.
Less and less now.
>>682668479
Why?
>I doubt you're that short
>>682668662
My friend is 6'9" or something.
>a lot of my friends are taller than me
>thank you
>>682668676
I just spent an hour with someone a foot taller than you.
>>682669114
homu!!!! i mean...ahem john!!!!
how was the ride home??
>>682668586
Go show the world what you're made of!
>>682669219
Jesus, you guys are giants lol
>>682668169
>Rattle +1
>>682668514
Must be nice.
>>682668586
Enjoy your workout, short stuff.
>>682668676
I started it about an hour ago. So 65 seems accurate considering it came from one post.
>>682661575
>>682662758
>>682669219
im with shinoa
>5'9'' non-masterrace
>>682669342
Calm, there was almost no one in the street.
>>682669114
That's not Budy Rich or Elvin Jones.
False.
>>682669598
and no wind?!? sounds....nice,
how've ya been???
>>682669830
>Buddy
There was supposed to be two 'd's there.
>>682668586
>>682668662
>>682668479
>>682669566
Manlets unite!
>>682668870
Yup. Took a 5 hour nap. Feels good
>>682669219
;_;
>>682669399
Any reason on why but you being bored?
>>682669998
9/10ths boredom, 1/10 picking on the ERPers.
>Shizuru
>>682669998
we can sit on top of each others shoulders and make a giant human!!!!!
>5 hours?? that sounds really nice...
how go finals??
>>682669219
6'9" is absolutely crazy
>>682669376
I guess?
>>682669566
That's not that bad.
>>682669114
>not John Bonham
>>682669998
Don't feel bad...
>>682670377
John Dolmayan
>>682669830
>>682670377
Best bearded drummer.
>>682669901
Yup no wind, just a lil cold, on the afternoon the sun was super stronk and so I only had a t-shirt, but I enjoy the cold anyway.
Im feeling really really good now.
>>682668283
I'm not that interested into drawing on lolis, besides my shitty laptop blue screened a bit after I said that. I bet some fag in this thread is in cahoot with one of those bastard gods that's been hunting me in the last millennium
>>682669598
>>682670663
really really huh?? why's that???
i keep forgetting it's already 12 there....
>>682670789
Forced memes are still memes.
- Mahatma Gandhi 2017
>>682671005
It's not a meme it's a Dio you ungrateful cunt.
Lime Sherbert masterrace
>>682670369
You're telling me...
>>682671229
My nigga.
>>682670789
Ah. Well then don't. I ain't the boss of you, or anybody else.
I'm not much of a lolicon either. Not to say i'm not, i'm just not -much- of one. I like my waifu because i find her amusing and adorable, not because i want to fuck her.
>>682670167
Looks like I'm that 1/10 but only with bunny anon
>>682670297
>sit on each other's shoulders
That sounds like those movies where kids ate trying to sneak into R rated movies sitting on shoulders with an overcoat and fake mustaches lmao. And it's not over til next week ;_;
>>682670377
OK
>>682671353
HELL yeah
Oh btw didn't have the chance to tell you this Monday but if you decide to watch and finish the second season of K-On! you better get ready for some feels at the end
>>682670993
Aha im more amazed at how you memorized our time difference... normally I just check skype. What was it again? I promise not to forget.
And yes, I really am happy, its been a while since I was sincere about writing that but now I am!
>>682658127
The I mean, I wouldnt say no to one...
Kneesockuru claimuru
>>682671591
Yeah i think you'll wind up on the counter sooner or later. Wouldn't worry about it too much. I think a lot of people are seeing it as a demerit rather than just me amusing myself.
This also amuses me.
>>682671591
My Dad is your height...
>>682671660
Alright.
>>682671591
hahahaha, i can't say i've ever seen that movie....
>>682671661
we're 6 hours apart lol not too far considering your on the other side of the world
>And yes, I really am happy, its been a while since I was sincere about writing that but now I am!
!! that's.....awesome!!! that make me happy that you feel like that!!
>>682671661
You can't deny that I'm doing Dio's work on those legs.
Heyyy guys! Im back!
Hows everyone doin?
>Can I have a hug pls<3
>>682672262
welcome back, but all i have is a small hug....
>>682671999
Oh lol
>>682672111
How? I'm jealous cause I'm the second tallest in my family. First bring brother by a few centimeters
>>682672129
Well then
>>682672262
>
>>682672262
>>Can I have a hug pls<3
No
Jk c'mere
>>682672129
Got it memorized. You were a big part of the reason to why im happy, thanks. I also found out where the mood swings come from...
G-guys, I accidentally wandered into an asian poetry reading...
Send halp
>>682672262
Her outfit is terrible
But fine, I wont lie, she has a nice ass.
>>682673040
Ching chong! Ping pong! Du ma may!
>>682669399
>rattle
>>682672262
hey
>hug
>>682673040
do you want asian reading help?
>>682672710
I have no idea, but I know my brother is going to be short when he's done growing.
>>682673040
No one can save you now
>>682673040
scream "GODZIRRAAAAAAAA" and run away, if they're not japanese just scream anything else it will probably work.
>>682673014
i-i am??? im still glad i make you happy!!!
>what's been causing them????
>>682673040
act like a normie
shouldnt be hard
just say "yahuh" to everything
>>682672525
Heyy Kagami!
Its fine I love small hug little one!
I'll just hug you tight~
>>682672710
Thanks Shinoa!
>>682672791
My BOI!
>Damnnn almost got me on this one kek
As tu pris ta douche finalement?
>>682673106
Thanks Dio for noticing the ass!
She's really the ass goddess~
>>682673328
Heyyy wassup? Thanks for the hug<3
>>682673438
I kek'd
>>682673328
>Rattle rattle
What're you up to, anything interesting?
>>682673191
>>682673400
This one, Marilyn Chin.
https://www.poets.org/poetsorg/poem/how-i-got-name
I thought it was a The Force Awakens showing
How could I leave without looking like an ass
>>682673438
I feel as if thatd be overkill
>>682673561
But its an hour long...
>>682673455
I will tell you on steam in a bit, it's hard to explain and im still a bit busy and have an headache... I really hate headaches and think this is the "happiest headache" I ever had... weird stuff.
Also I didn't eat for like 6 hours and don't want to become a skelinton like you.
>>682673602
MAH BOI
Ouais, j'suis aller chez ma grand-mère. Il n'y a pas de rideaux dans sa fenêtre de toilette, le monde ont dû voire mes belles fesses kek
>>682674011
okay! happy headache?? are you well homu?? lol
join the skeleton life!!!!
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