Waifu Claiming Thread
>claim your 2d waifu/husbando
>post pics of said waifu/husbando
>discuss things with others
>keep loodness to a minimum
>keep erp and rp to a minimum
>most importantly: fap seven times a day
>>682569875
>everyone forgets the Bismarck and the Tirpitz being amazing battleships tsken out in unfortunate ways
>They were so misused it wasn't funny
Rory lurkin
Best mage claimed~
Iowa claim
>>682570243
waifu isn't that talkative today it seems
Best Ass waifu claimed!
>>682570012
Im doin great thanks for asking love<3
Hope you slept well
>That is if you even slept kek
>>682570150
Hmmm im sure you know what im talking about!
>D-don't you?
>Fap seven times a day.
It has been done.
Rikka lurking.
sorry friends still busy, still lurking
hi akiko
>>682570480
HOW?
Claimed.
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Hamakaze claimed
here
and
>>682570243
7 is a little much
>>682570243
k im gonna go fap now
>>682570406
post lewds!
Rumia claimed
>>682570432
What. It's loud in waifu right now... Also hi Hotaru
>>682570110
That might be some confabulation - your mind is shaping the vague memory of the dream to match the present, which in turn makes your dream prophetic
>>682570398
>>682411776
No but the R. Ford has railgun technology
Railguns
To launch planes
Like a true nigguh
>>682570451
do you have more pornographic material of her?
I'm going to go now.
Good night.
Husbando claimed!
>>682570480
Hey buddy, why don't you slow down and keep it to a maximum of 2.
>>682570593
Heyo! What's up buddy.
>>682570692
Just for you buddy. I swear if this is papi.
Rei Ayanani claimed.
https://youtu.be/TAQMJZeYSe8
>>682570857
MAYBE
>>682570831
Goodnight Yui!
>>682570775 see
>>682570367
No clue what that other one was to
>>682570110
Fuck those premonitions sound spooky, the closest thing I had to the "I am the monster thing" was when this guy made me watch him rape my little brother (i don't even have a little brother) then I killed him, put his body in the bathtub, and then punched him for what felt like hours until his body was a liquid enough to go down the drain. I woke up with like a "what the fuck" feeling
>>682570239
It's definitely not bad, but the stuff I have is bottom shelf for sure lol
>>682570367
Nice, which one is your favorite?
Also claiming
>>682570593
Comrade!
Akiko claim
>>682570136
I can somewhat swim, but I can't do distances. I can do maybe 50 meters before sinking like a brick. I do excel at diving however. On one breath I can go 7 meters down and back up no problem.
> when I close my eyes at 2am and when I open them again, it's 1pm
time travel confirmed
>>682570239
Pretty okay, I took a shower and I remembered I have strawberries and peaches for breakfast. Being awake is a lot nicer
>>682570301
>>682570355
Thanks, I'll check it out once I get all the blood off my sheets
You guys think that nightmare story is screencapworthy or not? I'd hate to type it again but i'm not sure if it's good enough
Yume claimed!
>>682570831
Goodnight Yui.
>>682570852
Astolfo a cute.
>>682570582
When you are really bored and going for distance. I came in my eye one time.
>>682570857
I do usually only go about once or twice a day but some days I am feeling the challenge,
>>682570800
There you go but just once!
I wont get too lewd this time
>>682570857
> I swear if this is papi
This is papi for sure..!
No doubt about it
Milinda claim
I return
>>682570619
Hey! Hows it goin?
>>682570831
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>682570593
Hey comrade! Hows it goin?
>>682571174
heheheh
GET MORE LEWD FOR MEEEE
>>682570451
I slept okay~
Nothing to worry about <3
>>682570969
I promised not to masturbate today but this does it.
>>682570993
I knew something was a miss when you "left"
>>682571113
Probably being a super soldier even if it was for some neo nazi shit.
>>682571166
I very rarely do 2 and even rarer is 3 and 4 is out of the question.
>>682571174
At least I can give the man a good show.
>>682570721
hmmm, i guess i was just getting looked past then, hello.
>claimed
>>682571130
>time travel confirmed
Kek. I think I'm gonna time travel now~
Goodnight /waifu/ I love all of you faggots <3
>>682571340
i mean i did leave temporarily but holy shit post more lewd!
I wish she was real
>>682571113
>I am the monster
Ugh, I hate those kind of dreams. And sometimes daydreams. I don't wanna be bad, but serotonin makes me crazy...
>>682571340
Hey, a super soldier is a super soldier haha, and if I had to choose who to be a super soldier for, it would be america first, germany second
>>682571232
Hey! Hows it goin?
>>682571113
All I had is jack daniels and fireball
>>682571130
Fruits, meh
>>682571504
Goodnight Megumin!
>>682571156
Kyouko a cute
>>682571340
After 2 honestly it gets boring and you end up not getting anything out of it. Youre shooting blanks by that time.
>>682570857
Heading home, ready to go into this thread til' I pass out. How's it been going?
>>682571118
Ayy comrade, how are you?
>>682571283
Going alright, getting set up for the ride on this thread! You?
>>682571166
Poor thing! Did it hurt?
>Please tell me how you even manage to do that
>>682571310
One more pic just for you because of that gif kek!
>I knew it was you!
>>682571324
Well atleast it wasn't bad!
Did Nep disturb you?
>>682571340
True! If he really need it...I mean, we have to fap 7times a day it seems.
>>682571504
GOOD NIGHT MY BOI!
Sleep tite and see you later!
Love you too
>>682571774
>lewd
>>682571118
hi (you)no
>>682571774
omfg moaaar!
<3
>>682571504
Goodnight faggot! Sleep well :)
>>682571559
Same, although she still probably wouldn't like me
>>682571562
I don't really mind them too much, I've only had a couple dreams that really spooked me. But I definitely prefer the good dreams haha
>>682571610
Those are good! some differ on fireball but I like it, it goes down easy heh
Mirai claim for the good of mankind.
>>682571130
>screencap worthy
They have dream/night terror threads all the time
>>682571515
Last lewd i'm giving to you. I really shouldn't be helping you here.
>>682571574
Haha same but sometimes dreams are weird like that.
>>682571706
At least you get it.
>>682571751
It's going great. Just chilling. Another great day at work I presume?
>>682571774
We really shouldn't be encouraging him...
>>682571283
Im pretty good, just getting through the day. You?
>>682571751
Glad to hear it! and its always a ride with these threads haha, Im doing pretty good. How was your day?
>>682571999
Trips confirm, must give more lewds
>>682571574
Hi Koko. Not too bad. You?
>Shizuru get
>>682571774
L...lewd but I like it heh.
Yeah I was fine I just didnt expect to hit my eye, I was sitting there and I looked down as I came and BAM shot right into the eye, I also hit my bathroom mirror from the wall, that is my crowning achievement
>>682572182
I havent done 1 yet but you keep posting like that, it will all change.
Allright all my niggas!
I think its time for me too to leave. Going to sleep
Talk to you tomorrow~
Big love everyone! Take care and protect all the waifus/Husbandos<3
>>682572182
You know that you're really not helping kek
>>682572055
Good dreams are where it's at, of course.
>2D dream waifu count: 2
>Neither were Rumia
>>682571999
2lewd, im saving it!
>>682571999
You can have this
Erika~
>>682571751
I'm chilled
>>682571971
Oh you
>>682572055
Wish I had more
>>682572414
Goodnight holy water goddess!
>>682572132
Rum friend! Hows it goin man?
>>682572182
True, its pretty weird how the brain just accepts ridiculous shit like that as if it was real
>>682572207
Good to hear :) what time is it for you? Im doing pretty good, just hangin out
Is this lewd fest bullshit going on? I see the same webm I saw a few hours ago..
Stop it. Calm your boners.
>>682571130
not screencap worthy desu
there's tons of stories like that all the time. There are some written by some very talented people intended to be really scary. don't bother.
Also on /x/ now there really isn't much worth browsing. Only the threads that post the old scary stories are good.
It's mostly divination liars, people who think summoning succubi is an easy thing and the tulpa people who want to give themselves schizophrenia
back to lurk
also this you little shit
>>682570575
>>682572414
Good night Aqua!
Who's going to be lewd without you?
>>682572381
Glad you like it!
>BAM shot right into the eye
lmao rip my friend! Hope it wasn't too sticky..
CYA GOOD NIGHT!
>>682572652
Hopefully NO ONE
https://youtu.be/F9hagVL-__c
>>682571340
What?
>>682572603
^^^
>>682572132
Ayyy my glasses loving friend! How are ya? And the good you did!
>>682572182
Yes! Got out early! How was your day?
>>682572263
Out of work early, honestly a good day. How about yours?
>>682572511
Like my drinks. Jaja
How are you?
>>682572266
Nice nice, im doing pretty good. How was your day?
>>682572414
Goodnight lewdo! Sleep well :)
>>682572417
Hell yeah, I have yet to have 2D ones, especially my waifu. Who were they of if not Rumia?
>>682572511
Don't we all haha, what was the occasion of you drinking?
>>682572543
Thanks buddy! Big love
>>682572652
Thanks Maki!!
Hmmm i'll let you lead the way!
>Do your best im sure you'll be able~
Peace y'all big love<3
>>682572381
Don't worry that's the last super lewd one I'm posting.
>>682572414
Sometimes a man's gotta give! Even when he shouldn't. even when I really shouldn't have. Goodnight though. Have cozy restful sleeps.
>>682572581
Yea, shit's wack man.
>>682572732
It's good shit.
>>682572856
Slept for 12 hours so bad start but after that I just played games with friends so it's also been good.
I will be taking over as baker with a few rules of CALM THE FUCK DOWN and TAKE A COLD SHOWER. I honestly don't want to see lewdness going on
every
fucking
time
I
come
here
>>682572581
It's 11:14 PM
>>682572994
Hey, Spike.
I once asked you to share a few words with me because I was feeling down.
I'm not sure if you remember.
What has happened to you? Don't feel like posting anymore?
I mean, I'd understand if all this lewd cancer got in your nerves.
>>682572994
>>682572603
Kinda have to agree with the lewd getting kinda annoying.
Claimed!!!
>>682572942
That's fine by me
>>682572994
Sorry Spike we gunna clean up for you.
>>682573074
West side? Cali right here <3
Kud <3
>>682572856
Sure lets go with that, well the canker sore is slighlty less annoying
>>682572915
Mostly on special occasion
>>682570721
I don't know how it works, but it's basically a deja vu from which I know where I've seen it before
>>682571113
No when I say I am the monster I mean actual monster. I made a real quick sketch from memory that one dream. I get what you mean by what the fuck feeling, everything in dreams seems to make sense but once you wake up you realize what was happening.
>pic related, me as the night terror
>>682572169
>>682572634
I guess not then, it has more personal value anyway but I'd like to forget this asap
>>682572266
Heyo Mili. Sorry about losing contact today. I really shouldn't do more than lurk while I'm driving. You holdin' up okay?
>>682572581
Oho, what have we here? A familiar face indeed. What's crackin' rum-n-Koko?
>>682572856
Sanae! Good to hear from you. Hows work? Back to scaring people with dry ice, I assume?
Why does it feel like I've been gone for a long time?
>with love from Rory-sama
>>682572915
First one was Tsukuyomi Komoe from Index - she sat in my lap on the way to the spoopy field trip manor.
Second was Patchouli (pic related) who was my waifu at the time - I was in Rumia denial back then - and she both saved me from the nightmare that was unfolding (Demons invading? It's your dream, tell them to gtfo) and asked who I was:
>Rumia
>>682573209
Like many new and exciting things, I get caught up in it and go ham. I was also on vacation and winding down from everything I was doing with it.
What's up, man?
>>682573259
Thank you.
A SMALL amount of lewd is fine. A post here and there every few threads, but this has gone on long enough.
Porn
ecchi
softcore
suggestive themes
fapping THIRTEEN TIMES A DAY
I understand some of you are neets, hardcore weeabos and sexually frustrated, but do not use this thread as your sole outlet.
Thank you.
>>682573381
I appreciate it, kiddo. I'm sure more than a few others do as well.
Yuuki claim. I just ate four warheads (those sour candies) at once.
>>682570857
>>682573307
what a mess
Jesus called, he said he's sick of the disses
I told him to quit bitching and this isn't a fucking hotline
For a fucking shrink, sheesh I already got mine
And he's not fucking working, I think I'm wasting my damn time
Canaan claimed, how is everyone tonight?
>>682572511
>oh(you)ki
am i rite?
Hands off ladies.
>>682572915
It was meh. Much better then yesterday
>>682573450
Its all good friend. I forgive you.
>>682573664
Hey welcome back Yuuki!
>>682573613
Can I still chill on your couch sir?
>>682573613
>>682573259
>>682572994
this
the fapping thing was a joke for fuck's sake
this all starts with the erp
>>682572994
Don't worry lad. Only posted 2 and wasn't planning on going further than that.
>>682573381
same tbh
>>682573545
Why live?
>>682573698
Oh fuck did I wake up the bunny
>>682573805
Heyo! How's it going? By the way, I'm gonna try out Heavy Object once I finish my finals this week
>>682574080
Lewdness would do that
>>682573919
The ERP is even worse than the lewd to be honest.
>Kyouko
Time for bed, it's like 2:30
>>682573698
>>682573613
Oh, I see.
Hope you eventually get the time to stick around, it's not the same when you're just lurking, missed ya.
Not much, was studying until a bit ago.
Now I come around to see this...
Up to anything right now?
>>682573664
Never had warheads
>>682573755
You're silly
>checked
>>682574276
Goodnight Astolfo!
>>682574245
erp isn't that bad tbh, im fine with erp as long as its not dragging everyone in the thread into some gay bullshit
>>682572942
God, I miss long sleep. The only console I have is a handheld 3DS xl. What do you play?
>>682573402
Jaja, nice to know it's going away.
>>682573450
Easy! They have me doing simple things. The dry ice scaring is as strong as ever! It's been a while but you're here now! How about you?
>>682573707
How are you?
>>682572856
Nice! Getting out of work can change a day from bad to good instantly imo, my day was pretty good. Lazy though
>>682572942
True
>>682573074
Oh really? Same here! I figured since you said getting through the day maybe it was still daytime for you heh
>>682573402
Such as?
>>682573403
Ahhh I see, thats pretty crazy, haven't had anything like that yet thankfully haha
>>682573450
Im doing good! Just doin what I always do, drink and post. How have you been man?
>>682573524
Woah those sound kickass, I wish I could have 2D waifu dreams :( the closest thing is literally having dreams of posting here haha
>>682573698
ayyyyy
>>682573805
well thats good at least! At least you can be here now :D
>>682574276
Goodnight
>>682574445
>as long as its not dragging everyone in the thread into some gay bullshit
Sadly, that's the case most of the time.
>>682573777
i understand ill stay away from your trips
>>682574292
>lurking rattle
>>682572994
Yeah... Its getting kind of excessive lately...
>>682574136
Awesome. Just a warning, the first like 7 episodes or so are rather fan serviced... The plot gets way better in season 2
>>682574245
Some ERP is okay, its the like actually sexual stuff that bothers me...
>>682574486
Yeah, gonna be in League tho so replies might be slow.
>>682573717
Are those lyrics? what too? and whatsup canaan? how you doing?
>>682574276
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>682574461
Fine. you
>>682573949
Aw sweet, wanna go to Disneyland?
>>682574556
>Rattle rattle
>>682574445
>>682574662
Yeah, but to a certain extent.
When 90% of the thread is covered in terrible ERP, it's pretty bad to be honest. Just do it privately at that point, because I don't think everyone wants to see ERP in literally every post.
>Kyouko
>>682574419
>>682574419
ur making me blush
>quit while youre ahead or else i'll get attached
>dont play with my emotions
>i hate you i feel like i dont know you anymore
dont leave me.
>>682573850
My couch is always open. Anyone can chill on it. ^_~
>>682573919
It was tied in with everything else. On its own, lulz. When piled on all the other shit, grind. Jokes are fine and dandy, but we need to relax, calm down and take a breath.
>>682573949
Everyone who contributed was part of the problem. I posted a few here and there, which encouraged the problem. Now is the time to chill.
>>682574369
I don't have much time or energy anymore for active posting, or even the motivation. It was nice meeting so many new people, as everyone I knew on other outlets had grown old and tired. I have ADHD, and my attention to most anything that isn't so well constructed or challenging fails to hold it fast. I'm still here, and will be all night.
What are you studying for? I want to get into hydraulics, some sort of computer science, mechanics and welding.
A mech is my dream.
Just snacking and sipping on some Blue Moon, relaxing from the day.
>>682574662
Agreed.
However, I blew up and was quite rude. It had gotten me frustrated as I'd requested multiple times these past few days that it be cut back, only to be ignored. I don't always post with pics.
>>682573777
Your word is law trips-chan
>>682574486
>dreams of >>>/b/waifu
Eh, close enough
2D characters in dreams are rare though. I imagine my brain has trouble integrating them into the world, since they don't mesh with the rest of my perception.
Second one with Patchouli was most badass, yeah. It's one of the few dreams I clearly remember (even months later)... which is spooky given what she said:
>the hardest part
>is letting go of the dream
Fuck off Sierra Madre I'm not talking about you
>>682574812
>Spike
>bugged.gif
>>682574419
They're pretty good if you're a fan of sour candy.
>>682574662
That's fine, fanservice doesn't really bother me unless the plot centers around it.
>>682574662
No worries! Kick some ass in League
>>682574785
True, I don't really mind the light stuff but when it gets to be "*puts penis in vageen* oooooo" thats when it gets a bit much
>>682574811
Checked again
so what's everyone doing tonight?
>>682574461
Are you not sleeping well? I normally play on PC. I got other consoles but PC is where I mostly play.
>>682574756
That costs money mang and I don't have a car and I don't think you meant to ask me this.
>>682574812
I didn't even know there was lewd problem earlier. Should've asked.
>>682574812
Ive missed you actually, your smooth talking and cool words, I am glad to see you back my friend.
>>682574662
Play Annie mid lane for me!
>>682574445
the issue is that it usually does, and it ends being pointless chainposting and just floods the thread with /hug /softhug /cuddlyhug
>>682574550
>>682574245
>>682574811
this, this and this
>>682574812
no, I was talking about actual masturbation and it's consequences with mugi. it wasn't being lewd and it was said jokingly but I was making a point to him.
>>682574785
>>682574550
we can all take this in private and do some gay erp
I havn't touched myself yet tonight
>hotaru
>>682575116
didn't mean to quote >>682574811
>>682574882
haha I hate it because when I do its in the morning and im in and out of consciousness for a few hours until I finally realize "i don't even have my laptop on me, how am I posting?"
and that dreams sounds like a trip, what do you think she meant by that?
>>682575069
>>682575116
Every time I popped my head in, there was either lewd or masturbation happening. I'm not condemning the vile, heathenous, sexually rampant demons.
>I am a little
It gets tired. It appeared to be dominating the thread. I see less chill and more sex fueled conversation lately, or am just noticing it more. There must be balance.
>>682573381
Arizona
>>682574486
Oh, thats cool!
I'm calling it a night guys
>>682575201
>>682575116
i was about to say, im confused
also i feel u, i still don't really mind it tho, even if it is chainposting.
it's better than 99% of /b/
>>682575048
>it's a sign
I've made bad life choices.
>>682575487
like what?
>>682574785
You have a fair point. I will try to avoid it for you.
>although I rarely participate to begin with
>>682574812
My apologies for not seeing your posts then in that case. Im usually playing games and posting so I dont read every post
>>682574922
The first few episodes do a little but stick with it. I found it to be totally worth it
>>682574989
>loss inbound
>>682575076
But im playing ARAM.... kek
>>682575069
Aw crap, I thought you were the other person, I thought you lived in cali too, meh oh well I can pay for you and take us. I wanna go again, why not go with a fellow waifu?
>>682575402
Aw so close!
>>682574812
>I don't have much time or energy anymore for active posting, or even the motivation.
Well, that's understandable. It could even get annoying after a while, look at all those (You)'s.
>What are you studying for?
I'm studying foreign languages.
I tend to say this a lot, but you've probably noticed my English can be pretty broken in some senses.
Hope you keep enjoying your night, bud.
>A mech is my dream.
I remember that from the last time we talked, heh.
>>682575548
Don't worry, I wasn't pointing at anyone in particular, more of a general rant.
>Kyouko
>>682575402
Goodnight <3 sleep well :)
>>682574461
Baby steps comrade, baby steps
>>682574486
Big fights like GGG or Canelo, a LONG grill session for a party my folks host
>>682574811
U wot
>Checked
>>682574922
I do love me some sour punch straws
>>682575633
I know, I just think in order for it to slow down everyone needs to slow down, not just the people who use it a lot
>Milinda
>>682575401
I just don't like how you lumped me in there like I part of the problem and not against it. I just come in and hold conversations with whoever I find interesting. no rp'ing and the lewds are barely one in thirty posts. I don't even have any actual nudity of Karen saved
>>682575459
when threads end in under 20 minutes because people are just posting naked pictures for every single reply then yeah it's pretty shit.
>Karen
>>682575487
Such as?
>>682575548
TURN IT AROUND SOLDIER
>>682575732
ooooo sounds fun, how often do those happen?
Night everyone, gotta get up and study for finals.
>>682575584
I do live in cali. mostly said you didn't mean to ask me that since I checked you asked Hamakaze about that lol. I haven't been there in like 2 years.
>>682575401
It's happened before. I don't really encourage it but I'll do it once in a blue moon.
>>682575402
Goodnight bud. Have cozy restful sleeps
>>682575541
Investing years of my life for a webcomic.
>>682575376
I've had internet dreams before, though - it's frustrating if you've done a lot of dream posting and none of it was real...
Maybe I've been contacted by actual Patchouli so that I wouldn't call her my waifu, which worked, but she couldn't get rid of my memory of the dream? Haha, I dunno.
Let's jump on ERP chat bandwagon! Choo choo!
I largely agree with what most of you are saying. I don't mind some ERP or whatever, but don't start straight cybering in the thread.
I know it's (approximately) anonymous but still, have some fucking decency.
>>682571504
Goodnight Megumin~
Sleep well <3
>>682571774
Oh no she didn't~
>Totally the opposite
>sorry for late reply Heh~
>>682575941
That picture is painfully familiar but i can't place it.
>Shizuru
Yeah lets not start ERPing here, mkay? Shit gets weird fast.
>>682574713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSbZidsgMfw
Ex came back to take the rest of her shit, or at least the shit I didn't buy. Lots of arguing in between, so much that the guy who came over to change the locks ended up just saying that he'd come back tomorrow and just walked off. I don't really give a fuck what she had to say at the end of it all though, she made her decision, and I made mine.
Enough about my shit though, how are ya mate?
>>682575732
I'm a very complicated lover.
>>682575868
but thats lewd, not erp... either way i dont mind erp, lewd gets annoying because i can go get most of the same pictures from /h/
erp is iight, but like if you're gettin all hot n heavy with it just take it to discord or some shit u feel?
>>682573805
I'm glad I'm glad. I started watching Heavy Object and I'm quite liking it. Your waifu has a bit different personality than what I had thought, but I'm sure she'll warm up.
>>682574461
I'm doing fine. Unfortunately. Life's boring and I'm going nowhere, so I'm thinking of selling my possessions and heading west.
>>682574486
Been well. Havin' to get up early for work means I've been drinking less, so I haven't had a taste in a while. Kind of getting to me. I can't drink regular Coke w/o rum. It tastes funny, haha.
>>682576116
good on you, canaan
>Karen
>>682576105
Never mind. Google image reminded me.
>Shizuru
>>682576220
>thats lewd not erp
pls ignore me, i went full retard.
>hotaru
>>682575868
I'm not trying to persecute any one soul here. I couldn't even give you the names of those I am talking about. I burst in frustration, I'm sorry. I, and I believe many others would enjoy to see these threads cool their jets.
>>682575931
That's cool. I don't ind sexually chagred conversation or pictures, but I have been seeing an exceptional amount. Maybe I just come on at the wrong/right moments for it.
Did I miss anyone?
>>682575954
Yeah its annoying lol, and you stopped having her as your waifu after? I would've takin it as a sign shes my waifu for laifu haha
>>682575931
Dude meet me there and I can get you in.
>>682576116
My boy Tyler, hell yeah man.
>>682576381
>>682576381
>>682576381
>>682575894
Nighty night
>>682576220
Eh cant be worse than my ex
>>682576353
I've thought about that. I mean, she appeared in a dream completely out of left field to save me...
But for some reason I feel waifu-ing Rumia is something I can't avoid.
