2013. I was helping my uncle move some stuff out of his home. he had this mutt of a dog. Don't know all the breeds but I knew he had some pit in him. Walked outside and was petting him. I crouch down and wrap my arms around him, trying to hug him like a dumbass. Fucker bites my whole cheek. Gripped on by his teeth, I find an opening in his jawline. I jam my thumb down his throat and pry his lock. I honestly think he let go because he wanted. Could have ripped my shit open. Thankful
Share some of your scars and a story
>>682408852
Breed has nothing to do with it, you don't fucking hug a dog, if the don't isn't used to you doing it with them, they consider it a threat.
>>682408852
I don't have any scar, but i'm curious about how that regenerated since, do you have a current pic ?
>>682409122
pibulls must be exterminated
>>682408852
Same story when I was a kid.
Went to pet my uncles collie mix snapped the shit out of my cheek and chin. Twenty stitches or so.
Uncle took the dog to the hole we were digging at the construction site for the septic, put a round in its head and baried it on the spot.
I was only about 4 when it happened. No real scar to speak of anymore.
>>682409873
fuck you ignorant scumbag
>>682409938
what the fuck
>>682410176
Well little I know, pitbulls are the worst race because people TAKE THEM TO MAKE THEM ALL BUFF AND VIOLENT, so even though the race isn't that dangerous compared to other races, it's still the most dangerous one.
I've been living with a neighbor who never makes a promenade with the dog, throws it in the small garden, all for "security" purpose. The bastard would eat me even though I know him for more than 10 years.
Guess what breed it is.
>pitbulls
>>682409122
>>682410176
Personally know people who kids got killed by the family Pitbull.
Personally have family member with large facial scars due to loose Pitbull.
Personally know Pit breeder who claims anyone who buys them is retarded but it makes him tons of money.
Feel free to NOPE some more though.
>>682410176
statistics dont lie
sharks eat humans
tigers eat humans
bears eat humans
pits eat humans
they should be treated like the rest
not as pets
>>682409122
Trust me, I know this now. I never had a problem with dogs before or after the incident. I feel like I got used to being around them.
Dog bites are nasty, A dog of mine bite me in the face, close To my mouth, I end up with 8 stitches And also it knocked out two teeth
>at friends house
>stoned as fuck
>he loved in a trailer fucking trailer trash
>house was disgusting dirty
>random shit all over the place
>walking into hallway
>step on a fucking blender blade
>bottom of foot cut wide open
>spend all night disinfecting wound with warm water and some anti bacterial spray shit
>don't go to hospital till next day
>get 8 stitches
>walk around with a fucking boot
>fucking trailers
>>682409122
this is true, dont hug a dog. even one you raised
but pits are more prone to attack
>>682411253
Objection, relevance
>>682408852
That sucks and I hate it for you. I wish you'd never been scarred by the dog, especially on the face. I can't imagine the pain and horror you went through in that moment, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone but a handful of people I know, but never strangers.
With all of that said...that scar's badass.
>>682410467
It's a dog....
To this day I have the same feeling towards animals as my uncle now. Many people think it's wrong to dislike animals but I think it's wrong to have a fucking stroller for a fucking animal. After that happened never wanted another pet in my life. Unless fucking things short of being a service animal.
Little tip for dogs with locking jaws, if they don't want to let you go, you're not prying it open. Instead, stick your finger up the dog's ass and it'll let go. Reflex
>>682409190
This is about the worst of it. The bite marks around the cheek heeled well and left no real scarring. It's the rip next to my lip that's a nice reminder.
>>682408852
Yeah, has nothing to do with the breed and everything with you constraining him. Dogs don't like to be held, or made to sit still, they only allow people to do those things if they're submissive or are certain you aren't a thread.
You fucking ignoramus, you deserve that stupid scar, maybe it'll remind you to never get a dog.
>>682411503
/this
you fucking animal lovers
its a fucking animal
fyi i have played with wolves
fucking scary as shit
i will never have an animal in my house
>>682408852
Dogs DO NOT liked to be hugged. Puts them into a flight or fight state. Lesson learned tho OP ;)
>>682411041
The statistics are skewed by the fact people raise these dogs to be violent.
>>682408852
Damn anon that sucks
>cousin gets an over priced pit bull
>it's a shit head schizo
>goes from happy to snarling in a heartbeat
>cousin gets multiple threats from landlord
>still keeps dog like an idiot
>go to cousins place to watch some boxing match and drink
>dog sits by me on the couch
>go to pet his head
>dog clamps onto my arm buying through jacket into my arm
>pain = rage
>stab the dog repeatedly in the neck with pocket knife
>dog lets go and bleeds out
>cousin comes back and yells at me
>tell him to shut up and get some rubbing alcohol
Ended up going to ER after we buried the mutt in the yard. Rabies shots fucking hurt.
>>682411740
Well I find it badass as well. Seems like it could have gotten worse so I'm glad you're still alive to talk about it.
And I'll never get close to a dog anymore. I'm going to learn how to kill it fast if it bites me.
>>682411485
Yeah, I think it adds character
Still, I learned not fuck with dogs I don't know.
>>682412013
says the people who loved their pits and were attacked
>>682411237
A few years later I was at one store with my dad And my uncle, the store owner has a little mix breed dog, when i try To pet him, the motherfucker jumps And bite me right on my fight eyebrow, a few centimeters down and I could've lost an eye, I was frightened by dogs for very long after both experience
Was /out/ and fell, when I did top left tooth came down and went through my lip onto a rock creating a rather large hole
>>682411430
How so?
>>682408852
bwahaahah That dog knew your where a fucking snitch. He gave you a god danm buck50 .
>>682408852
dog's don't like being hugged
don't be an autistic moron from now on
>>682409873
it's because they are owned/trained by the most violent people
This was the day after
>Heating up some kind of Thai soup
>Liquid is af ucking superconductor worthy of great science
>Pull out of microwave and set on counter
>oops.jpeg
>liquid sloshes out and splashes on foot
>make a quick jump-what-the-fuck-I-don't-know maneuver in reaction
>bowl tips over and remaining soup pours onto my foot
>Blistered immediately
>Hopped/ran into the bathroom with my foot in the sink w/cool water
>Telling my wife "I'm cool, I'm cool"
>definitelynotcool.jpeg
>Fake being okay for about 5 minutes with my foot in the sink before mother in law comes down and I cop to going to the emergency room
Got infected 2 days later, but thankfully nothing serious. Took a long-ass time to heal, and now I have a huge birthmark looking dark area where the burn was.
>>682412294
*right eyebrow
>>682411503
Idk just found it strange that shooting it was the answer to that problem. Figured that was the solution for rabid dogs or ones that kill livestock but not ones that just bite some dumb kid
>>682412182
Well, I don't want these jackasses in my city, they can get bitten somewhere far away, but if they raise dangerous dogs, well get fucking far from me m8
>>682412354
>>682412453
I'm as curious as >>682409190
Any recent pic to see how that turned out ?
>>682411740
animal control here, all dogs bite someone
sorry it was your face, glad it let go
>>682411889
Were you playing with the wolves on your shirt?
Go brush your fedora or something you edgy fuck
>>682412453
You don't apply cold anything to a burn it makes it worse
>>682412116
sick
>>682411889
...dogs are not wolves dumbass
>>682412632
Post stictches
I have one that fits perfectly on my laugh line. When I was about 11 living in Japan I was snorkeling with my older brother and his friends. Well we started messing around throwing shit at each other and my brothers friend got pissed and I dived under water after throwing something at him. When I came up he hit me in the face with these big ass snorkeling goggles and it split me open clean through. They said they could see all the fat in the cheek hanging out. Will post more if I can. I am lucky it is barely visible and in the perfect place.
>>682408852
>be me around 7-10 years old dont rmember my age at the time but was little
>mom takes me to some distant relative to be baby sat
>i show up and notice theres a big ass black rabbit in the front porch relaxing in its cage.
>go inside and play around suddenly get bored and remembered about the rabbit
>go to check out the rabbit.
>as im checking out the cool rabbit i decide to stick my index finger in the cage to pet it because it was cute
>fucker charged and bit the shit out of my finger
ripping my nail
>cry like a bitch
>"anon why did you stick your finger in the rabbit cage?"
smh fam fuck animals
>>682412715
no good sir
the grand child of the wolf in "dances with wolves"
i met the breeder
her wolves beat the shit out of me just to be in the pact.
i mean awesome for sure, but scary as hell
those fuckers are huge
fyi they bite your ears and nose to say hello
>>682411759
I was sharing a story, not making a statement. I was a dumbass and I paid the price, baby. Now, tell me where you got your scars
>>682413078
Here is another one. Got into a fight in high school. After woodshop class a kid and his friend threw sawdust in my face and pushed me to the ground. I guess my pinky snapped at some point but I didn't feel it. It was freshmen year and they were faggots. They punched me in the back of the head twice and ran when someone yell at them. Sorry for the shitty pics I was a dumb kid with a camera. This was like 11 years ago. Hand was crazy swollen and didn't go to the hospital for 3 weeks because my parents were on vacation.
if a dog doesn't like you then you're shit person
fuck you OP, i hope someone lights you on fire
>>682413621
When I was a kid, I was running on my living room for whatevs reason, then I stumbled And fall And endup landing with my nasal septum on a step that divided the living room And the kitchen, broken nose, And a scar
>>682408852
Got this in 2002 when I got piss drunk and almost got into a fight with my roommates faggot friend. I ended up grabbing my smokes and left my apartment, and on the way out the front door in the lobby i went to kick the door open. But this was one of the few times the landlord decided to lock it and my foot went through the glass door.
The pic doesn't look to bad but it was fucked. I had to get 14 stitches on my right ankle and they had to dig a few pieces of glass out of there too. Shit took like 5 weeks to heal enough to get the stitches out
>>682412453
Hyper-boil
microwaves heat from the middle out
rare cases the surface will contain the boiling within
untill moved
whole mug of coffee up-ended itself once while adding sugar
neat/dangerous af
>Back in 6th grade
>Me and my friend are fucking with scissors
>I take my index finger and quickly put it in the scissors before pulling it back fast
>My friend "flinches" and slashes the lower part of my index finger
>About an inch long
>Friend silently freaks out while I contemplate what the fuck just happened
>I suddenly realize what just happened
>I don't tell my teacher because I felt like a dipshit
>Sit there and cry for a couple of seconds
>Classmate to the left of me asks what's wrong
>I don't even say a word I just hold up my finger
>Classmate calls for teacher
>She puts a bandaid on it while saying how much of a dipshit me and my friend are
>>682413917
That's pretty cruel brah
>>682412632
It healed really well, I'd say, kinda a bad pic but you can see it.
>>682412758
That's true, which is why I did cool and not cold. Just shy of lukewarm.
>>682413621
This is my shit pinky now. It has a big scar down the side of it where they cut it open to try to fix it. Those pins were a nightmare. I hit them on everything like a dumbass. One night I had one of those jump scares when you are falling asleep and my hand was near the wall so when it happened the pins smacked the wall. One of the worst pains I have ever felt.
>>682412567
any aggressive dog deserves a bullet to the head, that was common knowledge but people are pussies now
>>682411740
I find that scar badass anon, good work. I actually got my biggest scar from smashing two marbles together as a kid, learned the hard way they were glass, kek.
>>682411428
That's fucking stupid. My boxers are loveable, son.
>>682414077
I got this one above my left eye after leaving a halloween party at my brothers house in 2012 I think. I was waiting for a light to turn green to walk through the intersection and some faggot just walked up behind me and grabbed my hair, threw me on the ground and stomped on the back of my head making me crack my forehead of the sidewalk. Found out the next day I had a concussion.
Fun night
>>682408852
hello you learned the hard way too.
i was a kid back then and did same thing crouch down to pet some bitch ass dog and he actually went for my throat .thankfully i was a true cod1 kid so i had my reflexes tight and dodged the lil shit
>>682414440
haha not even chroma have fun with ur poor keyboard poorfag
>>682414776
but the only breed who has ever bit me was a boxer
but it was my fault he was defending his yard
>>682414293
>microwaves heat from the middle out
That's not true and you're an idiot.
>>682414440
Here is another one. When I was 5 years old I was with my brother and his friends catching frogs in a creek. They told me to go get a frog that was in the creek and as I went down the edge to get into the creek a water moccasin bit me twice in the ankle. I know it is hard to see in the picture but that is all I have left. I walked home with nobody believing me that I was bit by a snake. Told my mom and she thought I was joking until she put my foot under water to wash off the bit of blood and my leg turned purple, blue, and black. Almost had to take my leg at the thigh down but the anti venom started working. I made it on the news because it was a big deal on the military base we lived at.
>Was drunk
>Was hungry
>Trynna open a tunna can
>Cut my hand
>Cut in the vein
>Kitchen table was full of blood
>No stitches
>>682408852
I was in guatemala for a humanitarian effort, a tent collapsed and the metal support pole clunked me on the head, I felt fine, just a tad bit of pain but I was bleedin bad lol. 10 stiches because we used all our staples on the locals.
>>682414687
>any aggressive dog deserves a bullet to the head
Most aggressive dogs are that way because their owners failed to train them properly.
They can be retrained, but their owners can not.
If you ask me, the owner of an aggressive dog deserves a bullet to the head.
Wasn't me but my dad that got bit.
Puppy got his paw stuck in the outside stairs. Dad had a Jew moment and thought it would be cheaper for him to go to the ER than the dog and so he reached down to pull the paw out. Puppy bit through the thumb.
>>682414776
It's not a secret that dogs don't like being hugged or restrained, but if they like you enough they'll tolerate it.
>>682414847
I have one just like that. A little lower but also above my left eye. My brothers friend smacked me in the head with a Nintendo gun.
>>682410856
Boston terrier?
>>682411740
>You wanna know how I got these scars?
Lol I died
>>682415311
>Most aggressive dogs are that way because their owners failed to train them properly.
That's beside the point.
>>682408852
Depends how they're raised. Breed means nothing. Sharing friends bro dog 'Odin'. He's a clumsy oaf, keeps headbutting shit and tripping up, still a puppy
>2008
>climbing a building
>fell through a window
>cut my muscle in half, it balled up
>half centimeter away from my artery
>8 months of physical therapy
>>682415485
woah hello deadpool holy shit
>>682415606
Holy shit, why did you climb a fuckin building you fuckwit ?
>>682415569
He's an adorable bastard sometimes
>>682411614
I request pics for proof
>>682415697
just used to do it for fun with my friends
>>682412116
>>682411040
>personally
Anything else personal that you wish to share?
>>682415931
Some video or pics of you on buildings and shit ?
That's a fuckin disgusting cut
>>682408852
>be like 3 years old
>mom has a really mean weiner dog named daisy
>sitting there playing with my cars like i usually did, barney on the tv
>guess i got too close to that asshole dog
>bitch attacks me, grabs my ear and shakes me like a fucking ragdoll
>gets other ear, almost rips it off
>freaking the fuck out because im still a babby
>mom sell daisy to old black dude down the street
and im still scared of weiner dogs to this day. I got some of the cartilage ripped off so now i have this weird wavey thing going on with the tops of my ears. My grandpa has an old ass weiner dog named Red man who is pretty chill. i call him sausage dog because he's a fat shit.
>>682415993
lmao him kicking the dog.
>>682415993
dont start none, wont be none
>>682415441
I guess one good thing though is that its something to talk about. Everyone always asks me how I got an almost 3" scar over my eye and I usually say a drunken fight a few years ago after a halloween party
>>682416084
dont have many, we always did this at night and it was before the era of gopros. most pics we took were flashless (to avoid being seen/caught) and with shitty mid 2000s phones so theyre just black with skyline lights in the background
>>682408852
>putting your thumb inside the mouth of an aggressive pit bull
Are you fucking retarded? Next time, put your finger on it's eye and use his eyeball to push him away from you. He'll let go.
> aunt and father have some tea and chat
> going in the garden to ride skaaate board, me cool kid, 2003forlife
> Tried to jump on my skate, thinking it's a nice trick to do
> laws of physic denies that shit
> face going straight in this weird rock pavement
> do my best to avoid a fatal, only got my cheek in the rock, did a weird push-up to save myself
> my whole left cheek is bleeding because I tried to do a stupid trick in front of a step
> STRESS.JPG
> goes back crying to my father with bleeding cheek
Hopefully my cheek doesn't have a huge mark, even acne scared me more than this, but still got a few little marks
4chan telling me to fuck off with my file too large, so no pic of rock and not showing my cheek sorry
>>682416084
roof top in la. didnt really have to climb that one, just took the fire escape
>>682416339
Damn that's fucked up dude
>>682416533
>>682416504
Was a great night i think
>>682416109
>My grandpa has an old ass weiner dog named Red man
Sounds like a cool as fuck dog
>>682416606
always a good time
even when i made the vagina on my arm
>>682415706
Is he a mastiff? He looks like one. I happen to have a mastiff and he gets pretty aggressive if you play rough with him, but he's a pretty great dog
>Middle school
>Large willow tree blown over during a wind storm
>Dad uses a chainsaw to cut up the big shit the following day
>Mom and I left to clean up and cut up the smaller branches
>Cutting a branch, teeth get stuck
>Instead of raising the blade so the teeth aren't stuck, go full retard and just pull harder
>wakemeup.jpeg
>Blade pops up and runs right along my left index finger
>Didn't cut but ripped the skin
>45 degree angle right above the first knuckle, top aimed NW
>Badass scar, very faded now
>Disappointed in the fading
Pic related
>>682416774
Is it still a vagina ? how did it regenerate man I WANT TO SEEEEEE
I'M CRAZY ABOUT HUMAN REGENERATION MAH NIGGAS
>>682416888
stitches
and next will be a now pic
>>682408852
does nobody recognise the jokers lines from The Dark Knight anymore?
fucking newfags
>>682408852
Dogs dont like hugs.
>>682416888
now
>>682411428
> cant hug a dog ever
good one dumb cunt faggot
>be me
>like twelve and shit
>bored af, playing with a boxcutter
>decide it would be a cool idea top cut the top off a Gatorade bottle with a knife that's designed to cut packing tape
>knife slips
>catches my right index finger on the first knuckle (I'm a lefty)
>cut the tendon
>blood everywhere
>my finger is still kinda crooked to this day
>>682417143
Nice
>>682411614
or grab the dogs front two legs and pull them apart from each other, incredibly painful for the dog. not sure if it works on locking jaws though.
>>682416133
I laughed at that too
>>682416870
its ok anon, sometimes i rip the skin too
>>682416133
What the hell would you do?
>>682416996
That looks metal as fuck.
>>682417143
Almost invisible, gosh you people are quite lucky.
>>682417340
Would you show me?
>>682412425
their breed was fucking created because people wanted a more aggressive dog.
>>682417192
honestly. Don't fuck with animals you don't know. I hug my friends and uncles dogs all the time and I've never had my face eaten off
>>682417435
More infos on that ?
>>682412116
> dog bite you, you must kill it.
good job, killed a friends dog because you are a dickhead
Pits can be great dogs, yeah, but if they have dogs that were used for fighting in their bloodline, they're probably more liable to snap.
I've met a few nice ones. I've also met asshole small dogs.
But small dogs aren't dogs. They're fucking rodents.
>>682412453
did you lose the hair on the foot where the scar is?
>>682415017
>razer products
>>682417416
I'd be right happy to
>>682417542
NO FUCK YOU.
I'd love to see you react in this same situation. tickle tickle the dog while it bites you
>>682415485
What happened there?
>>682412758
bullshit. apply "cold" running water. not ice cold, but not warm water.
have a scar on chest because of a cancer, the scar is juste on the pectoral
>>682417403
years of cocoa butter
it really works
http://www.break.com/video/ugc/arm-vs-glass-449070
^the video i uploaded forever ago
>>682408852
Heres my scar, came off my gsxr 1000 doing a wheel stand going 140kmh with no protective gear (going to work 2kms around the road), fractured my T12 in my spine, 8 operations on my leg, fibula and tibia both compound fractures (bones going outside the skin) dislocated my ankle and shattered my talus in my ankle in 6 spots.
I think i win?
>>682411889
Dogs are the first domesticated animal and have lived with humans for 10,000+ years. If there's any animal you can trust it's dogs. Dogs are the furthest thing away from being a wild animal.
>>682411041
Cows kill more people than sharks, and humans kill far more sharks than there are shark attacks.
>>682414328
Kill the dog
>>682417909
youre dumb as fuck
thats what you win
>>682417909
Pic 2 (right after my skin graph) lel
>>682417909
i'm gonna throw up
>>682417776
Its not a life threatening injury you spastic fuck. Why would you immediately resort to killing the fucking thing when it was probably easier to go for its eyes than it was to pull out a knife and open it with one hand.
>retard/10 autism confirmed
>drunk
>drinking with friend and two girls
>friend talking shit to fgts across street
>fgts were trying to pick up the drunker girl
>give friend one last shot outta my bottle
>friend leaves
>anons sneak attack me from behind a bush
>they use those crates in grocery stores that are used to hold two liter pop bottles as weapons
>very first hit
>blood all over my face
>fagts ditch
>go to 711
>less drunk hotter girl helps clean and bandage me up
>goto house nearby to keep partying
>>682417909
>>682418032
Hurt like hell no ?
>>682417909
Nah, been there done that, but my fixator was knee down. I'll post these two xrays, and then post a current after a little over a year
>>682411428
>even one you raised
You can fuck right off. My dogs love it and will press their heads into my chest until I hold them.
>>682417909
You're a fucking idiot dude that shit will affect you for the rest of your life especially the t12. wtf is wrong with you man, it aint even impressive it's just kind of sad. life is so much better when everything you think about is your leg injury or your back injury and just enjoying life , which I doubt you'll be able to do for a long time..?
>>682418224
>>682418165
I know who you are faggot and imma smack you with that grocery crate again.
>>682418165
>party longer than expected
>been days
>still no hospital
>finally go 3 days later
>have to get staples instead of stitches because of it
>>682418032
Yes, actually my biggest fear in my life a compounded fracture of the leg, i was lying on the ground thinking i was dying waiting 15 minutes for an ambulance... was an eye opener, i should be dead
>>682418127
Not that guy, I just genuinely know that nobody think about that in a LIFE-THREATENING SITUATION ( suppose you're a kid, and you're getting bitten, this can get really messy, you could even die, not giving videos you can easily find gore shit)
So yeah, if I happen to have something sharp close to me while getting attacked by a dog, he's done.
>>682418391
must be hard being that retarded, especially after your head injury
>>682418326
Shit happens whats done is done
>no picture and i can't be fucked to take one
>left middle finger
>tripped over a cord one day while cleaning
>old, thin window
>open-palm slapped it to catch myself
>ended up putting more weight on it than intended
>CRASH
>oh my window's half gone, better clean that up
>oh my hand is doused in blood
>oh now that i've noticed it, it hurts like a motherfucker
>fast forward, its healed and looks like a check mark on my finger, so if i flip you off with my left hand, i'm actually showing my approval that you're an asshole
>>682418224
>>682418354
>>682417776
cant of hurt that bad, you had time to grab a weapon. pussy bitch.
Scar from where I tried to an hero. You can see all the veins I missed to the right. Still almost died. Do not recommend, hurt like fuck.
>>682418224
>>682418354
>>682418652
After all that, I think it looks pretty good tee be h
This was me, going about 30 mph on a bike....and running into a fire hydrant. It won. Basically the big bolts on the side went through my shin. Shattered it. But at the time of the picture I didn't know it. I just tried to ace bandage it and stay at home. I went the next day when my entire leg was the color of my ankle. Will post 2 pictures
>>682418165
get laid?
>>682418510
naw it healed really good
>>682418663
I did the reply, and i'm not that dude, I'm just saying it cause I know I would do the same.
> the dude could grab a weapon so it wasn't a life-threatening situation
very argument much clever
>>682418823
And here's a better view of my ankle. Basically that whole leg was fucked and it took almost 5 months for it to heal. Now I have a big ass scar and a dip where my shin bones supposed to be
>>682418945
How's walking, running, etc ?
>>682418945
And here's now. Better? I guess.
Nearly sliced through an entire nerve in my thumb with a cigar cutter last year. Really clean cut and stitched within an hour, so no scar.
I was half-drunk (4th of July) and it's one of those flat ones that go in a wallet. Thought the round hole was for my thumb. Didn't think to do it slowly. Felt like an electric shock, then half my thumb lost feeling for a few weeks.
>>682418838
naw just made out with both of them. we were at the hotter ones older sisters place.
>>682419058
Running is a bit difficult. I can jog. If I run for too long it feels like needles going through my leg.
>>682418224
Sorry to hear mate, i cant wait for another bike
>>682419260
>Can't wait for another bike
You're a complete fucking idiot, and so am I because I miss that shit so bad, but I walk like a faggot so it's gonna be a bit.
>>682419452
Haha I feel both of you. Did we all fuck up our legs?
>>682419558
I guess so, anon. Rip in pieces
>>682408852
>pry his lock
Pitbulls don't have locking jaws, you faggot.
Shot a nail through my middle finger.
>>682417909
Holy Fuckamoly Batman! Another mongoloid with sneakers and no gear on a GSXR!
>>682418088
Hello, newfriend. :^)
>>682408852
Faggot was a teenager, ripped part of his own mouth trying to become "The Joker".
Not enough balls to do the other side, now blames the dog for his nigger faggotry.
We see right through you, OP. Kill yourself.
Work accident, glass broke on a counter and because of reflexes I still tried to catch it. Had minor cuts and one stitch on the other hand too.
>>682410176
The usual pro-pitbull argument.
>my dog hasn't bitten anyone so it's all bullshit
Here have some evidence, statistics and proof
>fuck you, you're just a cunt
I mean it's difficult to catagorically say that pit bulls are shit because of their upbringing when every single person you meet that owns one is a fucking scum bag or a pin dicked man baby with an inferiority complex, so theres no real way to have a control group to compare.
>>682417542
>>682411759
How do people defend this shit? If you have a dog chained in your yard that's a different story, but if you let your dog interact with people then there's a certain amount of sociability that's expected. You can't just fucking shoot someone when they bump into you on the subway.
>>682412116
Good job, honestly. It sounds like your cousin wouldn't have done shit about the problem. It could have gotten him into a really shitty lawsuit if it were some stranger his dog attacked.
>>682409938
>4
>we were digging
>put a round in on the spot
More like your parents threatened to disown/sue him and after long thought he put the dog down after telling him about the rabbit farm.
I do like how you told the story as if you weren't a4 year old bawling its head off after getting mauled in the face. Also props for 4yr old construction worker. Gg. 5/5
I cut all of my fingers on my left hand
>>682411041
>>682410856
Yeah in all seriousness they have been bred to undomestication. All the backyard yard guard 5 dollar pit "breeders". Whole breed is eternally fucked. Nurture is meaningless once nature reaches point
Sorry for shit pic
>Be me in 4th or 5th grade
Grounded but parents are at a Christmas party so I'm watching TV next to the door so I could bail quick when parents come home.
That's where the heater is, and my dog liked to law between it and a chair.
I've given him hugs b4
But never invaded his little space behind the chair
He snarls I go shhhh like a retard and he stops like he had the last couple times.
Go to give him a hug
Next thing you know I see the inside of his mouth.
Barely missed my temple.
Barely hooked his lower jaw up my nose saving my eye.
15 stitches
>please don't kill my dog.
Bites are one thing. Head bites are worse, no chance. Blood lust etc.
Later learn I was just being a bitch so he was trying to assert his domance over me with a bite to the top of my nose.
>just so happens the top of my snout is a face.
Biting or pinching a dog's nose and or ears along with other alpha shit like deep controlling voice and comands, etc will help to assert your dominance over a pet.
However you still have to have earned it, can't just expect some friends dog to give a fuck about you and your pinching.
>>682421118
>>682420697
This, and people who don't do this should have their animals taken away and put down whether they've attacked anyone or not. It's stupid and dangerous to let any untrained dog interact with other people.
>>682415485
Story pls. Also, something tells me you're supposed to put a shot ton of sunscreen on that wheneve you go out.
>>682421118
last pic
>>682409873
Because they have the most raw power maybe? So if they defend themselves they have a higher chance to kill someone.
>>682411759
Kek. Why does home owners insurance have a premium for pits? Terrible try
>>682421118
>>682421410
what the fuck am i looking at - there are no fucking cuts.
>>682421712
bred to be powerful and aggressive. that sums it up.
>>682419154
i wonder if i can walk properly again lel
actually i dont give a fuck if i cant walk properrly again as long as i can ride my suportsport again
>>682414687
This. This is still law in most places if reported dog bite gets death cept everyone is fucking retarded and think animals are humans and sit. B like community service and anger management for pupper
>be 11 year old me
>mom drags me to her friends house
>they have two bunnies, one brown and one grey
>mom's friend let the bunnies loose outside in a fenced area
>pet the grey one
>goes batshit crazy af bites really deep into my left thump area
>hit it one time really hard then strangle it to death
My friend's mom wasn't exactly pleased, but it's written off as self defence. We actually go there again within 2-3 months.
>mom's friend takes the brown bunny out
>tell her I don't want to pet them anymore
>she says "It's fine anon, you got scared last time, brown bunny is really lovely and never bite"
>"O-Oka"
>pet it for a while, nothing happens
>mom's friend leave, and just when she enters the house and closes the door, the bunny bites me almost the exact same place as grey bunny
>looses my shit, hits it multiple times then proceed ti strangle it until it dies, just like the grey bunny.
If it wasn't for my gaping hand wound I think I would have been fucked. We also stopped visiting her.
>>682409122
>>682411759
My golden retriever lived to be hugged.
Don't act surprised when your kid gets mauled
>>682410176
>completely ignores real life
>calls someone ignorant
>>682421712
I don't see how that makes it any better.
>>682417909
>one guy engages in low risk behavior and gets fucked
>other guy is completely fucking retarded and gets completely fucking rekt
I think you lose tbh
>>682417522
The power of Google, friendo
>>682412116
Metal
>>682418736
Would you do it again?
>>682408852
My friend got bit by his dog. Gave him a huge scar. Looks like a buck fifty. The dog bit his bro before so his dad didn't want to report it.
His dad stitched it himself. Then got packaging tape squeezed his cheek and taped it up.
It's a nasty scar.
My friend justified the dog bit by saying... "first off, it was five in the morning and I woke him up"
>>682423714
loooooooooool people are so fuckin stupid
>>682424162
For reals man
>>682423714
As a father, I would have humanly put down that animal.
>>682415485
damn daniel
>>682422479
>stopped visiting her
No shit, your retarded ass killed her pets, what a strange thing to not be invited back.
sorry for shite picture
>be me 15
>getting a glass bottle of ginger ale from this hippy store, cause shits delicious
>walking past some fuckers shop, he refused to level his sidewalk
>trip, glass bottle basically shatters entirely into my hand
>largest shard through my hand
>yelling fuck as loud as i can
>fast forward 5 minutes, two ambulances arrive
>get taken to hospital, find out my hand is fucked
>2 tendons severed, hospital refused to do surgery cause im an uninsured asshole
>fast forward a year, doctor hears about my troubles, pays all bills (i shit you not. and i can assume you know he wasnt a jewish doctor)
>need PT for hand for over 2 years
>hot polish doctor basically oils hand and massages my hand to get scar down so i can do stretches
>tells me i need to grip items and massage hand with cocoa butter to help scarring
>jerk off with cocoa butter
>70 percent use of hand
>120K settlement
>still jerking off to this day
>>682418414
Are you still in pain? I had a very very minor (especially compared to your injury) fraction of some bones in my right foot and it still hurts at every step although it was more than one year ago... Sometimes i think it will never be the same as before..
>>682424794
also for stitch fags, it was 88 figure eight stitches, from top of thumb, palm, and down arm (where the tendon snapped back almost up to the elbow)
>>682408852
The long scar is from where i broke my arm playing rugby. Got a metalplate in there with 6 screws and a nail.
Short one on the hand is from where i broke my hand knocking out a bouncer in a club making a stupid statement about my shoes. Got 2 more screws in there
>>682424515
Same here man. He said his mom was crying that they were gonna put the dog down and he didn't want to put her through the pain
>>682425049
stitches or staples?
>>682408852
The screws in my hand
>>682425225
Stitches
>>682408852
Three punks tried to rob me and I ended up with two broken ribs, a concussion and a fucked wrist. That's the scar from the surgery. The couldn't rob me shit though
>>682422479
genuinely laughed
>>682424794
>2 tendons severed, hospital refused to do surgery cause im an uninsured asshole
lel america
>>682426124
its pretty funny, they said they "didnt have the right tools" (its a major hospital in chicago) and a year later, when i went to a different hospital cause dr bro was doing the surgery, they borrowed the tools from the hospital that refused me
id still rather live here than the uk, with the street moslems and faggots taking away everything. pretty soon they are gunna be a full blown sister city to mecca
>>682426282
I'm not British but I'm less worried about their muslims than with your niggers.
Also, you can have no muslims AND social security.
>>682426540
lets agree, both our countries should be more like japan, with no niggers/muslims, and free healthcare.
im literally not trying to be a weeb, but japan leads the world in everything that is great, from education to salaries
>>682415311
you & like minded people are absolute faggots. Of course it isn't always the dogs fault it's aggressive, it's also true that it can be retrained - but if my dog (whom I love more than anything) bit one of my nieces, or younger cousins. The dog has got to go...
> just turned four
> sep 2003 still hot out
> in the attic watching pokemon vhs
> tfw no one rewound the tape
> now that nothing was occupying my mind i realized it was really hot
> laying dress up as kids do around the house so im wearing one of those foofy little girl dresses over a one z
> attic windows were similar to patio doors, window was open so i lean against the screen
> ohshitsun.jpeg
> watch the screen hit the pavement knowing im next
> falling for what seems like forever
> recall impact the loud sound of hitting my head
> 3 story drop onto a wooden porch face first
> mother thought the tv fell or something come up sees missing screen
> she claims all i said was im sorry muma
> childrens hospital high as fuck because i thought the button was fun to press
> fractured skull broken arm hip nose
i can feel the crack in my skull goes from my temple to between my brows no real visible problems aside from nose hump and a tiny scar on the bridge. hip problems still. recent pic
>>682428152
landlord was a gaping cunt hole didnt put the screen in properly mom never went through with the case because shes a huge procrastinator so no money sadly
