Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>avoid bans
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: eat shit
>>682349962
Dammit was gonna make another thread but here (you) go
>>682349962
Mafuyu here
Goodbye.
Best mage claimed~
>>682349962
Have a (you)
Mirai Kuriyama claimed.
>>682349962
kagami claimed!! here's a (you) karen
Dio-sama..
>mfw you don't realise that evil lives in the motherfucking skin
DONT YOU
REALISE
THAT EVIL
LIVES IN THE MOTHERFUCKING
SKIN
claimed
>Shi
>>682349962
best girl claimed!
>smugly
GET YOUR SMUG ON
>>682350167
Peace bitch
Gonna go into lurk mode for a while, playing Onlywatch.
>zuru
>>682350074
:( sorry
>>682349449
I don't have a personal favourite yet, as I said im not too deep into the genre. But its not because I dislike it, far from that, I just never bothered to download albums and look for more myself. (Once again my laziness).
I like pretty much everything on Dark Side of the Moon.
But I intend to go deeper into the genre now.
>>682349594
Saving this lewd... for the art... no other reason.
>>682349303
>We need more recruits though
You think so? Forgive me, but be careful. It'll be difficult to arrange a 3.0 to top this the way things are going.
But you're right. Let's get and take it farther. Have you contacted Aqua and Nep?
>>682349534
Hm. Well, do you feel comfortable with the idea of doing anything more?
Let it eat shit and die
As I creep lit
Off the deep hits wit a sick mind
On the secrets I rely 'pon ta freak this
>>682350364
*let's get more
>>682349877
Is it like goop? Or like burnt chicken fried?
>>682350167
If this means that you're leaving then bye, I'll see you later. If you're saying goodbye to another person, pretty sure I know who, I doubt they're really leaving.
>
>>682350199
One Eyed Wonder Waifus!
Also. Best girlie claimed
Out of the gym, gonna go pick up food and stuff, just wanted to drop in and say I love you all mostly equally <3
>>682350352
This is what is true LEWD.
>>682349946
Right now I have no faction anymore. Don't have big tiddies and now I'm pretty much a traitor for DFC probably...
>>682350074
W-what?! You do?
It can't be possible, you say that so I feel better
>>682350167
GALKO NO!!! DON'T GO PLEASE!!!
Akiko claim
>>682349962
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>>682349971
I haven't the slightest idea yet. Development started today and the only thing that's certain is that it is gonna be a puzzle platformer with a grapple mechanic
>>682350501
>>682350352
dark side of the moon is awesome!! that's why it's so popular, i understand about not getting deeper into stuff, sometimes we like the familiar stuff!!
o-only you can have it!!
>>682350167
Good riddance.
>The ERP Queen is here to guide you to your sins.
>>682349496
The more lewd, the better!
>>682349527
Nice. Thanks.
>>682349552
In my defence, I only ERP privately.
For now..
>>682349573
Don't let them get to you<3
>>682349594
No. More lewd.
>>682349766
I like you.. Lewd and loyal.
I need to test you!
>>682349797
This pleases me. Keep it up.
>>682350364
Noire has contacted Nep. I have yet to do so. As for Aqua, no.
This is a revolution Vigil. We're looking to make sure there can be a 3.0. There can't be too much.
>>682350631
OEWW!!
>lewdly?
>>682350753
sorry this is the lewdest i can go for you
>>682350621
Ah, alright~
Be sure to tell us when you know.
Where will it be released?
>Steam?
>Somewhere else?
>>682350753
heya stocking! Nice to see you again
last post i didnt get a chance to post my girl. id dont know what it is i like about girls with wings.
sachi claim
>>682350167
don't come back
>>682350753
Have some more.
>>682350753
>Vigil
I still kinda chuckle at that.
>>682350594
You call this lewd? This is the kind of stuff I show to my 7 year old son.
>>682350659
I hate myself in that aspect, im open-minded with music and able to enjoy pretty much everything, but im lazy and only look myself few genres that are mostly obscure, leaving me with little to talk when the conversation theme is music.
Do you like Dire Straits? Thats another band I love and isn't part of the genres I look for.
>>682350220
>>682350265
good effort, but lets try to not hit image limit too fast lol
>>682350391
You can tell me what you said - go ahead
But no sooner than you said it
You can bet it was left for dead
All you said in and out of my head in seconds
>Karen
>>682350753
test me?
>>682350687
Post a decent one next time.
>>682350595
You know I won't be gone long.
>I meant it
>>682350473
It's the first thing.
>Goodbye again
I miss the snow
>>682350595
JTTF is always looking for new members, you're always welcome with us so don't ever think otherwise. If those dfc people can't handle that you don't want to fight other anons then fuck em.
>>682350939
We did it!
We pushed her to suicide.
>>682351170
There's no such things as decent shit.
Do you have her being tsundere? If not, I'll take cute or smug.
NOW POST EM!
>>682350167
Bye Galko!
>Homu
>>682351098
If you say so.
>sarcasm
>>682351170
Bye Booby Brother, hopefully when you get back the shitposters will be gone, though I doubt it since that Diofag is here all the time.
>>682351304
>implying it's that easy
>>682350547
Yo, make sure you pick up tons of vegetables and also seafood if you're not broke, eat like a winner.
>>682350621
Akikonon! Hey there!
>>682350939
>harsh as ever
Maybe you'd be a winner if you weren't so mean all the time.
Shiragami Youko claimed, here to win!
>>682349962
i had a waifu. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
W E W
E E
W E W
>>682351387
>Only Yandere
>>682351474
>implying I haven't made someone commit suicide in real life.
>>682351147
If you're delusional your call will be transferred to the mothership.
>>682351098
same here!! i always go back to the same bands too, i haven't listened to anything new lately....got any suggestions? lol
ohhhh i love dire straits lol, they're really good!! im not sure what genre they are though....maybe classic rock?
>>682350842
Disappointing. Can I at least get a hug?
>>682350856
Hi Chara! I'm glad to see you!
>>682350997
Don't stop.
>>682351030
I still kinda chuckle at YOU!
I'm severely depressed..
>>682351159
Oh yes.. I need to know if you're worthy~
Wew.
>>682349962
It's not the Fleshlight's fault, really. Just the fact that trying to use the one I ordered for my 34th birthday has rammed home the basic fact that I am a loser and that I am never going to get laid in my life.
I am apparently both too small and too big to use the Fleshlight. Small in the PENIS and big in the grossly overweight stomach. The result is that I apparently can't get very deep into the thing and experience the ribbing and other textures.
I ordered four inserts at once, three supertights with the three sorts of textures -- wave, ribbed, bumped -- and one ultratight. With all of them I have been having an incredible struggle to find a comfortable position to get in with my enormous stomach to allow for using the thing long enough to get off. I apparently developed a way to masturbate by hand that deluded myself into thinking I was normal. I am obviously not. I can only seem to go about an inch and a half into this Fleshlight before my fat gets in the way and the smallness of my PENIS defeat the purpose. The incredible depression of the experience makes it hard for me to stay erect as the whole time I am thinking about what a deformed, out-of-shape loser I am, so I end up only half hard or less.
Today is my 34th birthday. I have never had a girlfriend in my life, due to being a shy fatass with an ugly skin condition that I was afraid of having anyone see by taking my clothes off. I am so incredibly fucking lonely and depressed. I just want to be able to hug a woman, to hold her in my arms. Sex is frankly secondary to me, which is lucky given that I haven't had any except with my own hand.
I bought this thing thinking I would treat myself and make myself happier, but it has just driven home how fucked I am. I guess my only hope at this point is to find a woman who doesn't mind me only using oral sex on her because my PENIS obviously doesn't work very well.
Claimed
>>682351574
>not inputting the invisible character
We need to have a talk, bunny-guy.
>>682351585
>2edgy4me
>>682350753
>We're looking to make sure there can be a 3.0
Of course. Ignore my previous concerns. You'll make it work. I know you will. I'll do what I can to assist you when necessary.
Aqua appears to be quite willing. It should be easy to bring her in. This applies to Nep as well, I believe. Besides, who could resist you for long? Also, what do you think of Froggy?
>>682351030
Yup.
>>682351694
i guess i quick one wouldn't hurt...
>quick hug
>>682350687
>>682350836
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>>682350856
Well for the assignment I got to have a demo ready in 3 weeks, which is stupid little time to make a steamworthy game. I can just give you guys the finished Unity build while I develop this game further
>>682351544
>checked
WINNER
What's up? I made stuff today
Hello
>>682351587
sorry only know Known for it kek. don't really listen to them
>>682351725
claiming iDubbz? good choice
>>682351387
>>682351811
You think I'm joking?
>>682351304
>
>>682351474
We can wish
>>682351694
well I'm trying to figure out Telegram >.<
do i need to use my real phone number?
what kind of test?
>>682351801
Was Tomo
Sorry.
Also wew
>>682351958
I don't care either way.
>>682351694
I choose Nepgear
>>682351694
Also glad to see you! How's your day? And how's life going for you in general?
>also lewds
>>682351864
awesome! I'm looking forward to it!
Good luck Akiko!
>If you need beta testers we have no life
>>682351995
>>682350215
One of their best
>>682351387
It's not tsundere but I got this.
>>682351906
<3
>>682351978
gg no re.
>>682351562
I liked this one more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMU2NwaaXEA
>>682351650
>not sure what genre they are though
I don't know and I tend to stay away from music taxonomy... its a magnet for circlejerk. Lets just say its Rock influenced by Jazz and Blues.
Can't really suggest you rock at all since what I know you probably also know...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtD1IpH5a5Q
>>682350364
Wasn't ERP all about hugging and holding hands?
>>682351952
Its not in their nature.
>>682351958
Yes, because you're a shitposter so why would you tell the truth?
>>682350939
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>>682350836
>One eyed rattle
>>682351147
Went terribly!
>>682351864
OTHER WINNER
>I made stuff today
Congrats! I'm happy for ya.
>finished Unity build
You've also piqued my interest.
>>682352109
what is she from?
>>682352147
>>682350939
She is gone because of people like you! I'll never forgive you!
FIGHT ME TO DEATH!
>>682351170
G-goodbye
<3
>>682351245
I guess I'm in... I think I might have a fitting pic for this somewhere
>>682351387
kagami is the queen of tsun!!!
>>682352399
Next you know all all your waifu's soma will join with my soma to make the ultimate soma!
>>682352303
It kinda was
Heya Ruri! I missed you earlier apparently
>>682352363
>rattle?
>>682351387
As much as a freeloader who tries to kill the main character a fee times with no shame, I don't have much.
>>682352268
<3
>>682352477
>>682352415
pew pew
>>682352560
multiple people posting my waifu and posting her lewdly
>>682351387
>tfw when you have the least tsundere waifu on the planet
>I'll take cute or smug
Cute it is.
>>682351387
>>682352640
>>682352415
I feel bad that I wont be able to see it, I have to go workout now so I'll see you tomorrow, don't stay up late just for me alright, you've got running to do remember that.
>>682352645
You deserve it Asuka for being shush a jerk!
>>682352645
That's me
>>682352533
How you been qt?
I'll try not to get too excited and get us b&.
Just for you my love.<3
>>682352351
I may be a shitposter, but a lot of the stuff I say is true, like how Galko is shit tier.
Performing weekly waifu roll.
>>682352280
ahh naw, i don't listen to that much, i like that song though, it's really....atmospheric....i love atmosphere music!!!
>also that pic is....really adorable....
>>682352810
>>682352629
>>682349962
Little late, but have a (You)
Rory claimed
>>682352303
Not entirely, but that's part of it, yes. It often begins that way and slowly, or quickly, goes further into other things.
But first and foremost, are you comfortable with that?
>>682352813
Just been a long day is all.
>>682352893
>>682352809
when was i being a jerk?
>>682352810
whyyy
>>682352958
>>682352958
Can those Nipples shoot lasers?
>>682353052
What year did you get into her?
>>682351842
>Clings onto her
Nope! No such thing as a quick one...
>>682351995
You do. Nobody can see it~
>>682352060
I am saving these for later.
>>682352109
Great choice!
>>682352138
My day was alright. Didn't do much. Yours?
Also lewds are appreciated!
>>682352415
I tried to make her stay..
I failed...
>>682353165
>>682352523
Oh yeah. I've been beard-ifying people's waifus for giggles.
>Shizuru
>>682352805
I can't find it now, it's too late for me to be fast enough.
Will go to bed soon today, cya bestbro! Wish you the best of gainz!
>>682352840
>Galko is shit tier.
Lowest tier shitposting there
>>682352563
What you mean "pew pew"?!
>>682352940
I feel you. My head's kind of killing me. It's about 3:15 and I have to wake up at 6:00.
Either way this is not a good idea.
I stayed just to see you. <3
>>682353259
>>682353165
like 2004/5 ish? i dont remember i was in like middle school
>>682353230
>runs my fingers through your hair
;^)
>>682352889
>1 off trips
>i love atmosphere music!!!
I love it too and I hope I can share more stuff you enjoy. Found this artist today and I think its pretty atmospheric and creative.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZawvHe72xJg
What about this pic?
>>682353230
n-no!!! get off!!!! i reserve my long hugs for someone else!!!
>>682353230
I'm the only one to blame here, I was a shit defender.
Fuck.
>Emi
>>682353292
Laser eyes
>>682353230
I don't have many lewds but I'll post what I have for you <3
Didn't do much either. Laying around and doing chores. That's it. Tomorrow I'll make some dough so I can make something the day after tomorrow
>trying out a recipe I came up with
>>682353402
You got me, 2007 at my first duty station, also I'm not post the "new" Asuka
>>682353230
it says my number isnt registered >.<
w-what test though?
>>682353402
Wow, I was 18 in 2004.
Now I feel old.
>>682353501
>i reserve my long hugs for someone else!!!
Sorry but as the qtest of the qties you can't keep your long hugs for one anon alone.
>Homu
>>682353052
Was just making a character/roleplay joke. Sorry Asuka did not mean to be so mean to you.
>>682353675
You are old.
>>682353589
>>682353458
This album is fucking great, honestly.
>>682353525
filename checked
Too much RP in these goddamn threads right now.
>>682353301
You should try to power nap. <3
>>682353675
Ya I was 17 that year
>>682353685
>qtest of the qties
Standards have really fallen.
>>682353458
this is why your best homu!!!
>words can't explain
also 30 seconds in and i already like how the song is going
>>682353835
I suppose its time I clocked off.
Gonna do some medication and Im off to bed.
Night ladies!
>>682353422
You!
I love you<3
>>682353501
Shhh.. Just enjoy it~
>>682353523
It's okay Emi. She'll always be here. Giving big hugs~
>>682353584
Awh, so cute! Thank you~
What recipe did you come up with?
>>682353597
Register it then? I don't know... You should get sent a code..
And it's a very special test. It might get a little lewd~
>>682353840
Standards fell for this place a long time ago.
>>682353932
>>682353692
ah shit XD well yeah she is top tsun
>>682353675
dont worry we will all die one day
>>682353685
b-but your who i reserve them for silly!!!
>>682353525
Not gonna get me like that
>>682353589
why not? i really like reboot asuka
>>682354029
I'll take this one
>>682353840
Im sorry if you're blind.
>>682353899
I wonder how you gonna feel about the Jbieber he sneaked into the first song...
>this is why your best homu!!!
Yea... like I don't have a million reasons to say you're the best.
>>682353791
Yes, think it's time for me to go now.
>>682353731
I'm only 30, that's not too old, right?
>>682353835
Ayy, we're basically the same age.
>>682354015
You wouldn't know, Your Majesty.
Rumia claim lurk
>>682354100
>big hug
>>682354244
Enjoy your nap <3
>>682354015
I hope so...
>Emi
>>682354100
ynaut
I mean, with a gun you need to hold the gun right and aim carefully, with laser eyes you just need to look at someone to completely anahilate him, you'd need to completely vanish from sight itself to dodge.
>Dio
new bread?
