Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
Shiro claimed.
And back to lurking I go.
>claiming yume
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
>>682137776
>>682137778
so close....
>>682137596
I'm a bad influence.
Don't listen to me
>But you should totally keep posting waifus
>>682137696
>Thank (You) for making threads.
Shiki claimed
>>682137596
>dude, past me was a genius!"
Kek
>>682137776
Moo
>>682137778
Oh shit! Shiro is here!
Obligatory claim.
>>682136980
>Pats pats
How are ya?
>>682137099
Shit man, glad you're getting that good practice. Early shift? Ugh, hope it goes by quickly.
>>682137214
Oh, sorry to hear that. I hope it goes quickly, friendo. Happy to have you hear until you depart.
>>682137327
>Oahhhh
Kek'd. Glad you slept well, handsome. Me? I got some decent sleep in, don't worry. What you up to right now?
>mfw I've been listening to the same song like 4 days in a row
>Mugi
Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkvAb6THQY
Best girl
Ayyy
Vinyl claimed
Who was I talking to about Mount and Blade last night again?
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>682137327
Probably yes~
Glad that she's back here though.
>>682137928
Nobody you fucking pony fag piece of shit
>>682137776
>>682137061
I played a ton of BF3/BF4.
People complained about nobody being equipped to take out tanks so I said "Fuck it" and became the bane of armor.
V-BED's, the RPG-7 V2 (it had different stats than the MK-153 SMAW in BF4), and AT mines.
Normally a tank was "worth" about 5 or 7 infantry (I mean in terms of average kills) but I was worth as many tanks as I had ammo.
You must learn from the Asymmetric Warfare of the sandniggers to properly use the RPG-7 V2.
Always peek.
Always dive.
Never miss.
Tough luck.
>>682137358
>pokes back
sachi claim
>>682137505
Yeah, I remember that one, I thought it would never end
Rikka Claimed!
>>682137327
Indeed. A lot of good slice-of-life comedies were produced by Kyoto. Except Air. That was just fucking terrible.
>>682137505
How goes it, my smug friend. Oh, I had forgot to ask you. You're from TX, right?
>>682137829
I could smell the weed through the phone when he said that, it was great
>>682137825
I can post waifus later!
About time to go, so kisses for everyone, and special kisses for Tomo and Hand
Milinda claim
Best mage claimed~
Going for a ride now, see y'all later
>remember kids, if something blocks your path to success, just blow it up!
>>682137912
too unstable and dangerous...
>>682138174
>WIZARDS! NO SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG
>>682137696
bakemonogatari
also these waifu claiming threads are so fucking cancer. i enjoy anime but this is more annoying than the trap,guro,loli,furry trash threads.
you should refrain from posting anymore threads, get off of 4chan, and kill yourself weeb
Juri claimed.
>Yes I said it edition
>>682137862
Shift is already done, off for the next two days unless they need me to come in, so it'll be nothing but relaxing and SFV, which is something I really need considering I haven't had 2 days off in a month.
>>682137813
>>682137859
Moo.
>>682138040
Shit I meant battlefield 3, don't get me wrong I kicked ass in 2 also and actually got on the leader board but I kicked ass in 3 too. And for some reason I'm really good at judging trajectories, I can't even tell you how many snipers, helicopters, or even jets I killed with a well aimed tank or rocket shot, I mean there were times I went 1 on 1 with attack helicopters in a tank and won.
>>682137862
Watching an african documentary about animals.
>it's not about black people
>>682138274
School life is tough. Life sucks, drop out.
>>682137862
Good to be here! Tonight's gonna be rough.
>>682138119
Hello to you, Mili.
Why don't you guys make this thread on /vg/? I don't get how you can put up with a 150 image limit considering how fast it goes, then having to make a new thread again and again. If you made the threads on /vg/, they would last much longer.
>>682138732
Hey Mirai. How are you doing today?
>>682138422
Oh, alright. Glad to hear you're relaxing with ya practicing now, buddy. Damn, sounds like you've been on a busy schedule, sorry to hear that.
>pats
>>682138554
Just the animals in the general region or a specific one?
>I absolutely love documentaries
>>682138732
Well shit, I hope it goes better than you expect. Up to anything right now? Just trying to relax before work I presume?
Kyouko claimed.
>>682137928
Sup brah?
>>682138060
Right?!?
>>682138097
The city that was once Atlantis? Yeah
>>682138391
kek, you're wrong though. All these guys do is talk to one another in one thread on this board. And when that thread dies, they make another. And you're saying their more cancerous than the current 3 loli threads, 7 gay/trap/sissy, and 2 gore/rekt threads that are up?
>you cannot realize what is cancer if you are the cancer, roody-poo
Anri, best wifu
>>682139052
Fuck of Mai.
>>682139089
Kalahari. Is on netflix it's part of the african series. it's episode 1.
We should find one on ants.
>>682139340
Fuck off Mai.
Miho claimed
mmmm eggs
>>682139496
Fuck off Mai.
>>682139255
Ay negr
Did you already add me? I dont remember, I'ma just post a link
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ponenigger/
>>682139646
I did now and getting on
>>682139052
Because /vg/ doesn't allow this?
>>682139070
Eh so-so. Lookin' for food before work. Shouldn't have drank so much last night. I'm in a bad mood.
>>682139089
Yep, but I can't relax when all the employees are trying to call in because of weather or other things
>>682139255
Have you ever been down the Sea of Stars (I-10W) to Wimberley?
>>682139592
scrambled?
>>682139805
Im sorry friend. Do you need a hug?
>>682139754
Just tell me when you're up for playing
Also, what country? Because timezones
Waiting on the installation for my SSD, so I'm back.
>who wants another hug?
Saeko Busujima claimed
>>682139595
>>682139618
Fuck off Mai.
Nui is law.
Best wife is here.
>>682139912
Hmm...only cuz it's you, Mili.
>>682139483
Mmmm, nice. You like documentaries on ants as well or just heard me obsess about them at one point? Either way I'd love to.
>>682139805
What the hell, bunch of slackers. They're lucky to have you, bunch of schmucks. I'm sorry to hear that, man.
What is everyone listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>>682140001
Fuck off Mai.
>>682139595
Sorry, it's a meme on this thread
Life is suffering.
>>682137859
I hope this is a joyful "oh shit".
>>682137928
So how long until you get banned this time?
>>682140073
>hugs
Hope you feel better soon friend
>>682139805
I live hear my entire life and never heard of it. Do tell
>>682139936
USA central
>>682139976
Pic
>>682140119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xYV8NiGb_4
>>682139592
Yes why?
>>682139912
Hello
>>682140119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5JvbD2Zc9I
>>682140016
Gimmie dat band girl instead.
>>682140074
I do enjoy them a lot of anons do i remember me you and fran talking about it during fact spam night.
>>682140160
yuuko is always suffering.
>>682140209
Hi shinoa-bro! What'd I miss?
>tight hugs
>>682140179
I dont know, but I dont think that I'm gonna be pissed because of that again
But eh, pone bans are only 3 days, and most of the time they are already gone after one, so its okay
>>682140209
Germany
Fucking zones man
>>682140402
She's a close second, but she can't stop the law.
>>682140361
kek tagged wrong post.
>>682139805
>>682140361
Hey Miho!
>>682139976
>more hugs
Why does no one ever talk about the best girl ever?
>>682140119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRt0d1O4tiE
>Lovin' rattle
>Touchin' rattle
>Squeezin' rattle
>>682137696
smugs and hugs
claim
>>682140119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6eMBvMuZ6A
>>682140405
Mmmm, more to have in common, nice. Ants are great, I remember sticking my waifu in a fire ant hill once just see what it was like.
Wasn't that bad.
>yuuko is always suffering.
Aren't we all?
>>682140566
Hello. Your on early.
>>682140521
TRAP
>>682140413
As usual. Nothing lol
>>682140427
Feels my German, friend ;_; and I'm on it now
>>682140701
Always
>>682140758
fire ants must be interesting. We don't really have them up here. Mud wasps though will fuck your shit up.
>>682140590
Sachiiiiiii~
>happy hugs
>>682140762
Yeah. Didnt have work today. Thought I might give daytime threads a try
>>682140935
Yeah, people build them up to be more than they actually are though. Might just depend on the region for how painful they are, I don't know.
Wanna see how bad a bullet ant is, that would be fun.
>Wasps
>Frightened hands
>>682139805
Huh, didn't know that.
>>682140147
Oh, I see.
>>682140074
I know right?! See, they don't have their priorities straight. Go to work > failing school. Go to work > flooding in house. Just my opinion, but I'm a druid so...
>>682140196
>my heart
Thank you. Just noticed that I'm out of pickle juice...there is no God.
>>682140209
You mean you've never been swimming at Blue Hole or jumped into Jacobs Well?! We have to go right now, Shinoa!
>>682140361
To judge you.
>>682140560
I figured.
>>682140790
Nigga what
>>682140925
Nice mang, we can write more on steam
Not gonna play today though, because its already evening, and I didnt manage to sleep last night because body had to destroy the alcohol
>>682140209
Jacobs Well
QOTT: if you drink, what's your favorite brand of beer? If you don't drink, give me smugs like pic cause I don't drink
>>682141184
>;)
Noooo Not the pickle juice!
All your waifu are shit.
Tomoko is god-tier anti-waifu waifu.
>>682140925
Aw.. Okay
>>682141166
Sorry about them :/
>>682141184
>surprise hugs
Hello! How are you?
>>682141415
I drink, but I don't drink beer. I usually drink whiskey and harder stuff.
>>682141415
Not much of a beer person, and i think you know by now that i have no smug.
>>682141415
Probably Wicküler from the bottle or Turmbräu from the can
Not sure though
But right now the beer I drink the most is Sternburg Diesel, because gotta save money for medieval festival
>>682141415
Well since mead isn't really beer my second choice would be a Somersby but even that's on the edge
I also can't say no to a nice Kriek
It's considered a woman's drink but I'm a grown ass man and I drink whatever the fuck I like
>>682141184
Damn, you're a trooper, that's for sure.
>I'm a druid so...
A cute druid at that.
Let me demand some legs!
I need them for researching and stuff!
>>682141691
I don't mind the cartoon horse stuff, but isn't there a global rule or something about cartoon horses outside of /mlp/?
>>682141415
>beer
fucking casual
>>682141613
>how to break your neck.jpg
>>682141184
Jacob's well?! Well why didn't you say so?!? I heard of it but never been there :/
>>682141193
Awww ok dude I get on total war then
>>682141495
But you missed us missing you <3
>>682141828
Global rule that posting with images to identify yourself is also banned so we let iot slide.
>>682141828
Dude isn't bothering anyone though
>>682141143
jesus google makes it look bad.
>>682141415
i don't like beer
>>682141184
>head pats
reported the faggot ass pony poster
Kongou claimed, desu~
>>682142037
Someone got triggered by him yesterday though. Was pretty funny
So how come you don't drink Shinoa? Being drunk is pretty fun most of the time
>>682141828
Actually everybody in this thread should be banned, because avatarfagging
But eh, most people are okay with me
And the faggots that really tell shit about me are mostly the ones that dont even post a waifu
>>682141931
Ye man, we can play tomorrow or something
>>682142146
K is for kongou
>>682141812
>
>>682141931
Awww that's sweet <3
>happy hugs
>>682141812
Is this leggy enough?
>>682142037
^ This
>>682142226
And D is for Desu!
>>682141957
Understandable
>>682142037
Also understandable, but people are real dicks to mlp fans. I guess I'm kind of looking out for him.
Just look at >>682142121
Decided to dust off my 360 and finally grab my last achievement in Borderlands: TPS.
Got every achievement in every Borderlands game, can't wait for 3.
>>682142121
>7.Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
>>682142306
>>682142306
this one is more appropriate
>>682142304
>well then it wouldn't be a surprise <3
Ah that sucks. I heard coffee helps
I'm doing good. But I'm having difficulties with my laptops new SSD installation
>>682142415
Hello Froggo!!
>happy hugs
>>682142098
Google's spooky, especially when it's not working for you.
>pats
>>682142304
Keep on being cute.
>>682141087
Thats cool
>>682141184
>To judge you.
>Angry face
>>682142304
Honesty it doesn't matter to me, but I find myself going back to Jack Daniel's a lot because it's what everyone else around me drinks
>>682142304
Im not judging you friend! I love pickles! kek
>>682142232
you are so cute little one
>>682142255
yes but I know you can do even better
>>682142146
>>682142318
How are you doing?
>demanding more legs to satisfy my needs
>>682142415
Ayy Froggo how you doing?
Good job getting that plat on borderlands
>>682142524
Hey Yume, have some legs
>>682142464
Hello!!
>Froggy hugs
>>682142524
I'm trying!
>>682142194
Underage here in America til next year still 19 but turn 20 this year and I fear that I'll be the aggressive drunk and won't stop drinking. Had some drinks before though. Just never got drunk besides when I was two years old lol
>>682142195
Lol fuck alright
>>682142232
^_^
>tight hugs!
>>682142304
Which is why texas is the best motherfucking state
>>682142318
Baningu rabu!
>>682142388
Dubs confirm you're caring for then
>>682142503
Yeah. Although I dont know as many people on days... kek oh well
>>682142524
Legs?
Dio-sama...
I wanted to play a match of LoL but I can't connect and for some reasons I just realy don't want to play dota 2 right now.
>>682142524
never going to happen
>>682142653
I'm doing good.
And no plats for me, I got the Handsome collection on PS4 but all my time on borderlands was on my 360.
>>682142524
Hehehe~
So are you, Yume
>>682142685
How are you today?
>more hugs
>>682142746
Hugs are great, aren't they?
>infinite hugs
>>682142825
Tenryuu claimed
>>682137928
Go back to your containment board
>>682142415
I just recently got all the achievements for Borderlands 1 on my xbone. I'm thinking about playing pre-sequel before 2.
>>682142746
Check 'em.
>>682142811
DIIIOOOOOOOOOOO
>>682142782
ok.
>>682142782
Legs
>>682142195
Not me, certainly. I always post my waifu.
Your midget/bestiality fetish is the absolute sin, btw. Bronies will burn in hell.
Lucy was a awesome waifu just really deadly
>>682142746
>tfw can't drink before you're 21
In a way I think murica did this better, we learn to drink before we learn to drive which I think is a huge flaw
Don't worry about the aggressive drunk bit, that's only a small part or if you're in situations where you'd get angry anyway. This tends to happen more around other drunk people of course. I'm either a happy go lucky drunk or a sleepy one depending on my mood. Never even remember getting angry when I was drunk
>>682142811
>checked
Server is fucked for me too, where do you queue?
>>682142865
You do know borderlands 3 is already out right? But I think it's called borderlands: the pre-sequel
>>682143163
But I'm okay with you telling shit about me, you're at least creative
Fucking pedophile
I don't know why do I like the jojo ost "Lady with amazing legs" so much, I mean, legs are pretty great but they're not my favorite thing.
>>682143119
Yeah that's him, isn't he just great?
>>682142098
Huh? But what for?
>>682142464
Caffeine actually dries you out, gives you a worse headache, and there's a whole lot of health issues in combating liquor with coffee. Pickle juice is the only way to go. Restores eloctrolytes like nothing else. Oh yeah? What kind of issues? If it's anything like mine, the parts have been melted together, so I nothing can really be installed anymore.
>>682142490
With a waifu like Mirai, shouldn't be a problem.
>>682142503
kek. 1.61 mb of anger. That's all for me?
>>682142512
Was one of the first whiskeys I tried. I found myself enjoyed Rye, Irish, and Scotch more. If I had to go back to Bourbon, I'd probably go with Gentleman Jack.
>>682142513
Then we are of the same mind. My roommate usually walks out to me eating out of a pickle jar in the morning.
I'm back~
What did I miss?
>>682142903
Good and youuu?
>>682143119
I wanna get handsome collection on my bone for the hell of it.
>>682143337
I hope you're joking :(
>>682143337
North america, I'm in canada.
>>682143430
I have the courage to carry the label of pedophile.
You on the other hand would make your mother cry, if she hadn't killed herself yet.
Also why Vinyl? She ain't even best musician pony.
>>682143145
Did you end up getting your car painted?
>>682143488
Is it sad I have 4 jars of pickles in my fridge?
>>682142653
>>682142704
>>682142782
>>682142825
>>682142903
>>682143145
>>682143163
this is good keep it going I need all the legs out there in the world
>>682143488
Seem to be pretty cute outside of your waifu. That's just me though.
>>682143547
Just your average shitposting, nothing out of the ordinary. What you up to?
>>682143010
hello tenryuu
>>682143488
do i need a reason more than you being you?
We doin' legs?
>>682143713
Well if it ain't Hand-kun, desu~
>>682143488
Oh, I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me!
My laptops been taking ages to boot, and I got it just last year. I figured out my hard drive was failing so I'm upgrading
>>682143577
Half and half, really. I'm glad to see you here
>checked
>>682143676
>
>>682142903
Especially when it's from someone with nice boob-I MEAN YEAH THEY'RE NICE!
>>682143119
Nice get how about these?
>>682143337
I hope dude
>>682143425
Gotta feed her now
>>682143632
Because I'm not a lot into classical (although Dubstep and shit sucks too imo)
Also I like her looks and personality more
And yes
My parents even bought me pony merch when I was younger
>>682143713
Just cleaning my room a bit
>Megumin
>>682143828
Well hey there, man. How are ya?
>But which one?
>Confused hands
>>682144100
Well aren't you just cleanly. Hope that goes well, wonderful.
>hand
new bread?
>>682143437
NO! I've also had problems on LoL too. Gave up and played Smite on my xbone.
>>682143577
The handsome collection is on my to-buy list. I've played 2, but only about an hour of it.
>>682143488
I've actually been drinking Bacardi and actually enjoying it, which is weird for me because I usually just drink to get drunk.
>>682143848
I don't see no dubs :^)
>jolyne
>>682144538
You were saying?
Shinoa
