Waifu claiming thread.
UHD claim edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu with the best possible quality
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are a terrible idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only one Dio allowed
>most important: Have fun!
Akiko claimed
Dio-sama...
>claiming yume
Kisses <3
https://youtu.be/xKIzQXvP8O4
https://youtu.be/iNhfuhiveUM
https://youtu.be/81aQuoM_Y90
https://youtu.be/b9ybFVYg2no
Gonna try that "sleep" thing again.
See you on the other side.
>>681996228
Small picture has fucked this whole thread
Shinoa
Chelsea claimed
Vinyl claimed
Didnt post in some time
I'm fucking wasted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czi5rbl0Ghw
Tenryuu claimed
>>681996184
Heh, they really do look similar. for a while when I started my prinz folder I had a lot of Emi, not realizing.
>love hugs
>>681996309
Oh.. Damn it!
>>681996324
Heh, thanks!
>even more hugs
>>681996498
Okay! Sleep well Syndra
>>681996385
Our one and only Dio
>>681996512
What do you mean? That picture is perfect
>>681996164
that...face!!!
>>681996563
Apologies, Ruri.
CLAMED
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Best mage claimed~
>>681996094
Who doesn't?
>>681996309
Alright, thanks for the warning :)
>>681996328
Exactly~
I'll be gone for a while.
I'll be back though.
C.C. Claim
>>681996821
Whoops
>>681996619
>>681996597
Shhh. <3
>>681996712
Such a cute smile ;^;
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>681996512
This.
>>681996643
Best girls look alike
>>681996712
"""""""perfect"""""""
Don't fucking think so mate
>>681996228
This fucking thumbnail. T R I G G E R E D.
>>681996309
That pic makes me feel bad for sending her on sorties instead of just hugging her all day long.
>Try to purchase
>"We have good shit"
>Roll eyes and leave
I feel you, making contacts is important and having close friends as dealers helps... greatly.
One thing that some persons have to learn is to say no when the deal is bad.
>>681996328
You ate pie cooked at 1000º celsius before and didn't die so we should be fine. Worst case scenario everyone at the party gets food poisoned...
Or you could have a slice right now to see if its safe.
>>681996228
>sucy
>>681996228
we going small?
>>681996019
will do
>tighter hugs
>small sachi claim
Tatsuta claimed.
>Thread is too fast.
>Might just lurk again.
>>681996643
You know where I'm from.
>Don't reveal it~
>>681996846
You're welcome. I'm always up to discuss beer and other alcoholic brews!
>>681996885
See ya later c:
>>681996523
>smug/10
>>681996641
still loving that picture its just great
>>681996643
she is too cute to not do it
>>681996846
Explosion!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSMcRGJz338
>>681996952
>no legs
>feelsbadman.png
>>681996731
Indeed
>>681996297
Hehe
>>681996617
>>681996619
Hey welcome back
>>681996923
Kek, I remember that thread
-Vinyl
>>681996885
>noticed
Remember, you're here forever
See you soon
>>681996932
>
>>681996956
>
>>681997024
Perfect
>>681997148
Thanks
>>681996712
Have this seal of approval: Super cute!
>>681997020
was that how hot it was???? mmm, i guess it can't be as bad as that pie....do you wanna try some with me???
>>681996523
>>681997148
Thanks man
How ya doing?
>>681997153
>>681997194
I literally just want to love you're waifu to pieces.
>>681996619
Gosh, it's been a while since I've talked to you. How are you Ponyfag?
NEW QUESTION : what is your favorite game?
>Jubeat Prop
>>681996952
Exactly! Emi is such a qt
>>681997024
>picture for ants
>>681997048
Ah I know. I got you confused with tenryuu for some reason.
>>681997112
?
>>681997297
Im sorry
>>681997020
>that pic makes me feel bad for sending her on sorties instead of just hugging her all day long.
Totally fine. Don't worry about it. I provide her with enough love. But I'm glad you feel that way.
>having close friends as dealers helps
Never again. Getting into a circle like that puts... weird peer pressure on you. I'd very much appreciate dispensaries like they have in certain parts of the US.
>Pic related again, just for you.
>these fucking retards who think 7.62x39 rifles from the 60s can out preform 5.56 guns of today.
>muh reliability
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX73uXs3xGU
>>681995888
Contd. From last thread
>next day
>same lunch
>realise we can't sit together
>as there are assigned seats
>fuckthat.doc
>plop my tray down next to femanon
>how's it, anon?
>good
>glad to hear that
>umm femanon i have a question
>downononeknee.jpeg
>can i have your digits?
>sure
>fuckyeah.gif
>lunch goes on
>boring stuff happens
>afterschool i sent her a text
>Yo femanon, sup?
>number is real
>evenmorefuckyeah.pdf
>>681997112
I have what I want, thighs and booty
>>681996932
Hehe~
Come on Tsuyu <3
Random music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f13hP2oItMM
>>681997048
Question: What's your favourite whisky? I haven't tried that many but so far I like Johnnie Walker Black Label the most
>>681997112
I didn't except that kek
I'm off to eat. You guys be good <3
>>681997249
You new? Never seem miss lollipop here
>>681997320
Nothing much just chilling. You?
>>681997444
This man understands that legs and feets, are not one in the same.
And feets are gross.
>>681997444
>>681996911
This is juicy, I should get some pixel art Homu pics too.
>911 checked
>>681997024
stap q_q
>>681997194
So um... my body is ready.
>>681997280
Not really... but after the terrible things I did to you yesterday I think its fair that we do this together.
>>681997383
>what is your favorite game?
Hard question.
>Competitive PvP
WoW: Wotlk
>Plot
FFIX
>Speedrunning
KH2
>>681997438
the ak-47 is a meme sadly, it's really cheap and somewhat reliable, but im not gonn argue about it, mostly because it's stupid to argue which weapon is better...
>>681997479
>lick
>>681997573
Nope, I am someone from here, care to guess?
>>681997363
That's onna be a problem because I need my Akiko in one piece
>>681997442
Please don't let this be relatable
>>681997667
Get in here fgt
>>681997383
I'm fucking stoned, friend got a new place to live, and so we celebrated with 7 blunts or something
Also
Prolly Mount and Blade, not 100% sure though
>>681997573
Trying to not fall asleep, but I might pass out soon
>>681997667
it wasn't....too terrible, i liked what happened after though....i feel like i got to see your sweet side
>>681997320
goddamn it one of them leaked out from /pony
Oh. We moved.
Continuing monitoring.
Shizuru get!
>>681997918
Nice faggot, thumbnail.
>>681997773
Hint?
>>681997805
>mount and blade
My nigga
>>681997667
why was lk pvp so awesome???
>>681997805
wow you are so cool
good 4 u
now you can continue to to be an unproductive piece of shit member of society without anyone to bother you
go ahead and enjoy 7 whole blunts and watch ponys you fucking faggot
>>681996228
That gif made my day
Claiming and going to lurk for a while before going to sleep
>>681997604
>And feets are gross.
The voice of reason
>>681997644
I like that. All that
>I can't stop looking
>>681997383
>do it for her
What ever it is its worth doing for her
>>681997444
well then I am glad you got everything you need
>>681996228
There is only room for one Dio
>>681997383
shooter: Dead Space
platformer: Ori and the blind Forest
MOBA: we don't talk about that
rpg: Skyrim or Dying Light
>>681998065
>noticed
Happy lurking Saya
>>681997755
Do I have to?
>lick
>>681998102
I couldn't agree more.
>>681997383
Our waifus are sisters after all. No harm, no foul.
>>681997550
I haven't really started to appreciate whiskey too much. Mostly because I purchase a lot of beer. I know that Black Label is a decent blend from them (ignore the red label because it is subjectively terrible). If you want another decent blend, go for Chivas Regal 12 years. Glenmorangie 10 years is another good whiskey if you ask me. And I believe that it is best to work your way towards the smoke-heavy ones, like Islay-type whiskeys.
>>681997667
>FFIX
My person of colour. Zidane and Garnet for lyfe.
>>681997792
O-Oh yeah.. Sorry.
>loves a little less
>>681998078
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>>681998229
I should keep these retarded beard pictures in another folder
>>681997895
>leaked
Waddafug man, I'm posting here since last year, I just had a short break
>>681998026
One of the best
Also a big fan of Stronghold, gotta install that shit again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIf2GgA1rGc
>>681998026
Can't think of a good hint that won't make it easy to guess me out.
Suppose I could say I am fairly new to the community
>>681997707
ak-74s are legitimately good. the ak-47 is always going to be a meme tho.
so man what's the plan? i'm just chillin and trying to deal with my inability to take a proper dump. i'm trying not to spend money one russian surplus gear and airsoft guns so that i can eventually buy a springfield armory 1911. california is just so gay i can't buy a new one because the DOJ doesn't approve it.
>>681997442
>its the weekend
>two days later
>I sit down next to her
>hey
>hello anon!
>so you wanna hang out after school at the park
>sorry i can't I'm meeting my boyfriend's parents
>uwotm8.webm
>i-i thought you and m-me were...
>No you're just a friend
>mfw she says she's meeting her bf's parents
>>681998201
You dont have to at all :)
>Tfw you're all out of dirty underwear to wank off onto :(
>>681997918
Good job Shizuru
>>681998014
Someone didn't read the rules
>>681997895
This guy is actually oldfag
>>681997383
>I got you confused with tenryuu for some reason.
Hey, my have my radar, Tatsuta has her halo and a different hair style...and different clothing.
>>681998378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9APzYqwXckw here's another video for ya
1911?? nice man, are you getting a 9mm or 45?
>>681996641
Ach, da schau Ich nach ner Ewigkeit hier mal wieder rein und da ist der leichter Kreuzer wieder.
Ich hoffe es geht meinem Landesgenossen gut, ja?
Irgendwie komm Ich nie hier her wenn Ich nüchtern bin...
>>681997417
>I provide her with enough love.
Im sure you do, thats one of the reasons you make sure to claim her here every once in a while.
>Getting into a circle like that puts... weird peer pressure on you.
There are dealers who keep it as quiet as possible and are actually great persons. For example my sisters boyfriend... he enjoys smoking but selling isn't his thing, he isn't selling anymore but he actually had to sometimes due to money problems.
>>681997792
Logging.
>>681997876
M-my sweet side?! Are you telling me I went soft after a few days living with you?
>>681998049
Tons of possible builds, tons of buttons and the pacing is extremely fast.
Do two or three mistakes and the arena is decided, no more bullshit.
Rogue v Rogue duels in wrath are like a hands paper sciscor game where reactions are also involved, its beautiful. Then you do the same duel in cata and feels like its two healers fighting eachother...
But I have to admit its not that balanced, 2v2 is dominated by warr pal and 3s are dominated by LSP, or at least shaman comps.
Shadowmourne also a problem.
>>681998241
>oh soft
Steiner was such a great comedic character.
>>681998454
Then I won't c:
>>681998464
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>>681998464
>>681997805
7 blunts.. Jesus dude
>>681998089
Oh okay! I'd kill for Prinz.
>>681998177
>rpg: skyrim
Ayy, mods or no mods?
>>681998243
That Is a fine... Outfit..
Yeah totally that's a fine outfit Yeah.
>>681998390
Oh man..
>sad hugs
>>681998457
Oh, Hello there Bunnyposter!
>>681998464
>FeelsBadMan
>>681998547
You two are sisters it just confuses me sometimes. Idk
>>681998547
I'm also stronger than my dear Tenryuu. Don't forget that part
>
>>681998243
Froggo, if tempting us is what you want...
You are doing a great job
>
>>681996754
You do not need to apologize, Mikan!
I was just worried about my text wall being too suffocating, that's all.
>Believe me, I've made sure to get all worried and panicked and asked several times.
Light must be grateful, I'm happy for both of you.
>Honestly, you have no idea how cute it gets. Maybe I'll tell you later.
That sounds just adorable, I'd love to hear it some time.
>>681996498
Good luck, see you in two hours.
>>681998683
Silly waifu
>>681998708
>
<3
>>681998628
Ach hey, lange nicht gesehen. Wie ist es meinem Landesgenossen so ergangen?
>Irgendwie komm Ich nie hier her wenn Ich nüchtern bin...
Das hat bestimmt seinen Zweck. Aber hey, "Whisky" mit Cola kann auch helfen.
>>681998708
Learn the difference
It could save your life
>>681998716
>I'm also stronger than my dear Tenryuu
>implying
>>681998464
time to go panty raiding....are you with me???
>>681998659
m-maybe!! but your so cute when your like that....i love it
oh sorry if i that came off as questioning you, i meant it like i miss it, and i wish it would go back to that
>>681998201
Oohhhhh we locking vanilla ice cream?
>>681998333
I still suck in multiplayer. But I do know that two handed weapons are the best
>>681998338
Hair color of old waifu?
>>681998605
Colts 45, two zigzag, baby that's all we need
>>681998390
>fast forward 6 months
>get a text
>what do I do? my bf is cheating on me
>well i dont know about you, but i wouldn't go out with people who lie
>thanks anon you're always there for me
>ever since i found out she had a bf i was mad
>but now i feels for her
>watdo.wav
>Well, you can tell me anything
>tfw you cant express resent in text
>anon i still love you
>...
>>681998659
I lurk more than I post. Especially during prime time. But I felt like participating today.
>There are dealers who keep it as quiet as possible
Hahaha! I want to believe, but people will still be people.
>Steiner
I'm able to appreciate Steiner a lot more now that I'm older. He really was a good character.
>>681998928
>Implying that I'm implying
>
>>681998854
I didn't say that I wouldn't like it~
>>681999066
Exactly, It's really tasty~
>>681998854
Hehe~
That's a better view of the... Outfit Yeah.
>>681998928
I'll make sure to remember!
>>681998708
Mod it until it stops working of course
I played skyrim on my old ps3 recently and I just cringed at these unmodded graphics
Went on my pc and freeroamed flying on my dragon shooting firework with my blue hair with physics waving in the wind
>>681998523
I try. Or something like that.
>>681998457
><
>>681999066
This will be a dead giveaway
The waifus I have claimed before are pink haired
>>681996228
I claim Anne Frank.
>>681998708
I mean, it was a lot
But I actually dont feel as fucking bad as on other days after I was done smoking it
>>681999066
Two handed are fucking superior
Wanna play multiplayer together? Maybe tomorrow or something?
If ye, are you in the waifu thread steam group and can I add you?
>>681999267
Yuno?
>>681998605
the reason it does so much better in the tests is because of the way the bolt seals the action closed even when the dust cover is open.
if you have the saftey off on an ak and do the test fuck loads of dirt just go straight into the action right behind the bold and above the trigger group.
on the AR the only real place you have a problem is with the tiny trigger hole. and shit going up and into the trigger group.
i wouldn't ever fucking drop my weapon in mud like that tho. you dig your fucking face in the ground before your weapon.
as far as the 1911 would only ever get a 45. the limit is 10 rounds so having a 9mm is pointless. if i was in a different state i would buy a 9mm glock or m&p
I'm back my dudes, got some hambahgah
>>681998241
Thank you very much~
>>681999380
Bingo!
>il Duce claimed.
Obligatory claim.
>>681999435
Dem thighs
>tfw you get Village Inn Pizza
don't know if you guys have been there or heard of it apparently there are only 12 locations
>>681999124
Got any more?
>>681999267
Yuno or mine?
>>681999275
I am in the group and sure we can play
>>681999112
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>>681999128
Good Prinz
>>681999124
>does lewd stuff with
>>681999128
>>681999542
Hi Handkun, how are you?
>>681999410
true, and the tolerances between the bolt and the chamber are closer, so less stuff gets in there, but if it does, it fucks with it pretty good, it's like a a car motor, if the tolerances are closer it's a more efficent engine, but if something happens it eats itself alive
i do like the 9mm just because of how fun it is to plink around, but the 45 is good for stopping power
>>681999488
Texas?
>>681999623
Nice mang
Just search for ''Calcium-Carlos'' there, thats me
Also I really fucking feel like I will fall asleep soon, so dont wonder if I dont respond
>>681998177
>>681998241
>>681998243
>>681998683
>>681998720
>>681998841
>>681998854
>>681999124
>>681999128
>>681999435
>>681999661
so much legs
need more like all of them
>>681999435
No problem. Feel free to reach out if you ever want to talk about anything else alcohol-related.
>Enjoy your whiskey neat, with a few drops of water, or on the rocks
>>681999542
Handsome Hand-kun spotted. Are you drinking anything tonight?
>>681999633
That one shows us being equally powerful. Doesn't help your point, Tenten~
>>681999623
Yuno is correct
>>681999749
Correct!
>>681999132
Kek. Modding is amazing. My skyrim keeps crashing and I'm still trying to find the cause of it
>>681999275
God I bet. Take it easy today okay?
>>681999661
>blushes
C.. Can I touch it
>>681999826
Take some more legs
>>681999818
K night dude
>>681999826
Legs?
>>681999944
Mah nigga
>>681999856
Damnit
>>681999826
Missed one
>>681997644
>>681999623
Things would probably get too lewd if I post more of them, that was the only one legit heh~
>>681999661
>Lewd stuff continues
So fond of this Froggo~
>>681999826
As you wish Yume~
>>681998928
7 Tage die Woche Studium, habe mich spontan für ein Wochenende Urlaub entschieden, deswegen bin Ich hier auch am Weißwein schlürfen. Habe für die ungeplanten Tage immer lange haltbare Reserven, Whiskey wäre ja auch lange haltbar, ist aber nicht so mein Ding.
Wie geht's dir denn so?
>>682000041
Wuz gud nigguh?
>>681999995
All you want!
>>682000085
>The lewdening
EVERYONE POST YOUR FAVORITE PERSONALLY OWNED GUN.
>>681999699
post em
>>681999546
You too have a thing for thighs~?
>>681999856
Thanks, I will~
>Always drink neat
>>681999826
>
>>681999995
Its almost 1 am, I will go to bed soon
But it was a fucking blast, we just spend the whole day standing at his window, smoking blunts, drinking beer and eating pizza
>>682000041
I'm not asleep yet :^)
>>682000274
Eurofag, dont have
>>681999435
why are you so great megumin?? you look amazing
>>682000274
bang bang niggers
>>681999661
>can't stop looking
>>682000274
it's at my parent's house though.....
>kagami
>>682000085
Kek
>>682000208
Colts 45, two zigzag zaps, baby that's all we need
>>682000381
Oh
>>682000447
>>682000053
>Pats
I'll let you use my pillows tonight.
>>682000374
>Always drink neat
Different whiskeys can benefit from different methods. You'd be surprised. Whiskeys that are ethanol-heavy might be a lot better with a few drops of water, or some ice, seeing how it'll let you enjoy the taste of the whiskey more than the alcohol.
>>682000265
That pic.
>This isn't going to stop
>>682000530
I don't know, just tell me if i can get over the limit.
>>681999098
>fastforward
>now in highschool
>me and fem have on/off relationship
>i love her
>but she doesn't love me back
>summer comes
>me and fem go to party as friends
>can take alcohol as well as Akiko
>femanon can't take alcohol well
>femanon is sad drunk
>we standin' by the dancefloor with our red plastic cups
>fem gets really drunk
>I'm only lightly buzzed
>hey Anon, lez tayk dizz up stayrs
>ummokay.amr
>femanon locks door to bedroom
>i want you to take me
>as red as tomato
>...
>>682000694
Oh I'm not complaining
>>681999995
>>682000041
>>682000085
>>682000208
>>682000265
>>682000374
>>682000565
>>682000607
>>682000694
can't handle these one more and I might die of leg overdose
>>682000399
beautiful, this is mine.
>>682000519
sadness. what is it specifically?
>>682000530
>>682000694
This pic.
>>682000722
>inb4 20 years sentence for rape.
>>682000090
Puh, viel passiert, Dienst hält einen auf Trab, und eigentlich trink ich nur ab und zu nur den guten Whisky. Der billige ist dafür da um ihn mit Cola zu panschen und sich abzuschießen. Wirkt immer. Und Süßes hab ich auch nichts mehr. Naja, was soll man dagegen machen....
Aber alles in allem geht es mir ganz solide.
>>682000607
>I'll let you use my pillows tonight.
Aww yis
>>682000821
it's an m-4 nothin fancy
>>682000820
One more and I mi- >>682000933
Oop.
>>682000820
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>>682000820
>>682001034
>>682000819
Uhu~
>>682000820
That's not a bad thing~
>>682000933
Mmh~
>
>>682000820
One more just for you, Yume..
>
>>682001010
>Engine accelerates
>>682000607
Connoisseur, are ya. Everytime I'll get a whiskey, I'll let you know :)
>>682000397
The power of explosions, my friend~
>>682000820
Here, have some thighs
sneaky bake
>>682001137
>>682001137
>>682001137
>>682000932
We can go to the park after dark,
>>682001185
Ooohhhhhh
>shinoa