Has /b/ ever fucked a famous actress? Part 2
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Has /b/ ever fucked a famous actress? Part 2
I love "tell us the biggest lie you can!" threads!
>>681969749
everyone on here is a virgin
>famous actress
No, but i did fuck Bjork in the early 90s
>>681970251
Did she swallow?
Yes.
Don't you ever get tired of posting these threads? I barely ever visit this board but every time i do one of these is up, even if you really did fuck her this is just excessive.
>>681971380
>I barely ever visit this board
lol
>>681971619
Okay you got me there, but still
Yes
I am 28 by the way
>>681969749
No, and neither did you.
>>681972223
who?
>>681972362
Halle Berry
>>681972362
crazy girl that was shot for killing her little sister on the walking dead like 2 years ago
>>681969749
I fucked a famous Romanian TV presenter celebrating her birthday in a hotel on the seaside where I worked as a bellboy.
Does Lindsay Lohan count?
>>681972362
the wittswib
One time carly rae jepsen kissed me at some autograph signing event.
Her music sucks but her lips don't.
Or...Do... Or...Fuck I don't know.
>>681972362
gabe newell
Molly Parker (Deadwood, House of Cards etc). I did not fuck her, but I made out with her and finger banged her in the bathroom hallway of a Toronto scuz-bar in the late 90s. At the time she was still not that famous outside of Canada but I knew of her from the movie Kissed (she fucks a corpse) and recognized her at the bar. She was with with a bunch of her friends getting drunk, and was apparently shooting a tv show in the Kensington Market area, for Canadian tv.
I got chatting with her, told her I liked her movie and we hit it off. Within half an hour we were in the back of Sneaky Dees swapping tongues and I had my hand down the front of her pants. She was fucking hot and I totally regret not actually getting to fuck her, but couldn't talk her into leaving her friends at the bar and coming to my place.
Anyway, I had Molly Parker pussy stink on my fingers for a couple of days. Smelled awesome.
No but one time at Neverland ranch I drank all the happy juice and woke up without any underwear
>>681975100
cool
I did meet this actress while she was filming in New Orleans, we shared a beer and hung out for around an hour. No luck though.
Jael De Pardo. Anyone ever heard of her? Not a big celeb but somewhat well known. Anyway we fucked in Seattle.
Not famous but true at least. She went to my sisters school
obviously she was older. 15/16. I wasn't sure
This chick, back in the late 90's. Played Dax on Deep Space 9.
She wasn't on Star Trek at the time, just doing regular acting - and dating a dude from Felicity ( remember that show, you old fucks).
I met her at a party. Fucked her on and off for a few months. She knew how to suck a dick.
My wife points her out every time we see a Star Trek or Dead Zone re-run.
>>681975100
jelly, had a crush on her since the late 90s. canadafag here
>>681969806
I fucked Bill Murray in a dress, he told me no one would ever believe me after I came
>>681978238
double jelly, had a crush on her since cube. Nicole de boer. same jelly dude for Moll parker
>>681978238
more details please!
ITT: Neckbeards posting pictures of obscure celebs thinking /b/ will believe they fucked them.
>>681979208
i 100% fucked Jael De Pardo
>>681979208
I would be able to prove mine if I cou.d still access bebo pictures. or at least prove I hung out with her but I don't think anybody cares.
I went out with the daughter of the blonde kid in the film bedknobs and broomsticks. does that count..
>>681979208
i've fucked over 70 women...
none famous... but so what?
a famous person... is a person... who a lot of people know.
they aren't better, holier, and above anyone else.
they are people going through the same shit.
its neckbeards like you who put them on a pedestal like they are better.
>>681970251
If that's true I'm impossibly jealous. I would still do that woman now and she's like, 30 years older than me
I fucked toby turner
