Waifu claiming thread.
Feed the bunny
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
claimed
>Feed the bunny
But I ate all the burgers...
>>681956860
Definitely mustard. Whole grain mustards are the best
Claimmmmm
>>681956860
Cause you are lol
>>681957065
Are you satisfied?
Akiko claim
Claiming with this from now on
>>681956975
kagami claimed!
Shiki claimed
>claiming yume
>>681957199
thats a good way to do it always use the same pic
>>681957199
I think I need to grab my binoculars to see that...
>>681957272
I am happy
I'll claim myself a 2k and be gone.
>detected possibly malicious code in image file
Wew, different picture then.
>>681957199
Smallest I have
>>681957189
Pretty sure its the same with everybuddy here kek
>>681957169
Sweet I love the mustard game
brb guys fish is drowning...
>>681957199
tiny and cute :3
>>681957335
cute :3
ts3
waifu4laifu.net-speak.p
>>681957752
* waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
>>681957477
Animated sprites are always nice.
>>681957739
10 can go fuck itself to be honest.
>>681957489
It is. And it's great!
>>681957529
Super cute!
>i should sleep
>>681957678
Hey Tomoko.
>>681957795
Yeah, sadly I lost most of my melty blood .gifs when my hdd died.
>>681957913
sleep is good, are you staying up for some reason?
>>681957678
hey tomo, you doing alright???
My smallest Rumia
>>681957913
You probably should.
>>681957678
Tomo.
QOTT: who's your favorite comic villain,
Deathstroke or venom
>>681958105
I'm not seeing anything...
>>681957795
I looked up Konata sprites and found the funniest (bad) picture, I laughed for like a minute lol
>>681958224
I'm not into comics, but I think Dr Doom is cool (probably just cuz I like MF DOOM)
>>681957678
How's the fry station?
>>681958236
Here's a replacement gif, then
>>681958224
here's a smug
>>681958477
2 cute 4 me
>>681958224
Vilain is a broad definition but classical villan I'll take Carnage. He's like the more evil version of venom without real motives but killing
>newest smug included
>>681958058
>>681958158
>waiting for someone
>>681957913
Hope you enjoyed the movie, but go get some rest.
The burger was so good.
But now it is gone.
Just end my life fampai.
And you have the wrong Tomoko, I'm unemployed.
>>681959241
oh....well i hope they get here soon
>>681959290
and there she is
smug cat claim
Anime is fucking stupid
Hangover claim~
How are you /waifu/ today?
>>681959380
There's 10 different Tomoko posters at this point
Claim
Vel'koz beast in hexakill confirmed
>>681958224
Skeletor is the only right answer
>>681959290
Hey Ruri.
Don't normally see you this early.
Ananas?
>>681957962
Heyo. How's the going going?
>>681959575
>>681959290
awwww, that's so sweet.....
>>681959619
how are you megumin cutie, im doing pretty okay
>>681959589
Have you seen what passes for tv in the west nowadays?
>>681959619
same as usual how are you?
>>681959651
There might be four.
Dio-sama...
>>681959761
There's like 5 good things on tv to watch at any time. And Anime is still the bottom of that list
Shizuru awake and reporting in.
>tired rattle
>>681960065
>2016
>being this close-minded
>>681959740
That's good to hear c:
>>681959802
That's good. I'm as good as any hangover guy can be~
>>681960071
~welcoming rattle
I got a new waifu. What do you guys think?
>>681958224
Kroenen from Hellboy.
>>681960071
are you a skele man too???
>kagami
>>681959872
Damn I thought it was only 2.
>>681960071
Hey there, how are you doing?
>>681959918
Dio-sama, how goes it?
>>681960065
>There's like 5 good things on tv to watch at any time.
Maybe if you have really really low standards.
>And Anime is still the bottom of that list
What, I think you missed the point, 90% of everything is shit, goes for anime, television, music, everything. You should judge a medium for the 10% that matters.
>>681960265
>new waifu
get out
>>681960256
I've never been hungover so I don't know what it's like, but I hope you feel better
>>681956975
check it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy28W4cfS4c
Claiming Hydra Bell from Blood Lad.
She's playful, confident and she got sultry eyes that do things to me.
>>681960256
mmmm how is a hangover? i've heard it's just like being dehydrated....hope you get better though, drink plenty of water!!
>>681959575
You know I'd want you to be rested, it's already 3 AM for you!
>>681959702
Hey Tomoko.
I don't normally wake up this early, but I'm glad to see you here.
>I thought you still had to wait until tomorrow for a new data plan.
Ananas, indeed!
>>681959290
Hi Ruri
>>681959619
Hello Megumin~
I'm in super listless weekend mode, it's good. How about you?
>>681959659
Hi Vel'koz
>>681959918
>raises pre-emptive glare barrier
>>681960385
Same as always.
>>681960256
Hey. How'd your drinking last night go?
>>681960314
Maaaaybe
>Unsure rattles
>>681960385
I'm doing pretty good. Probably going to vanish again shortly to take a shower and get some breakfast.
How about you?
>>681960607
>shifts into maximum overglare
>>681960539
At my parents house. Doing a few chores and mooching wifi.
>>681960646
I'm doing good, thanks for asking ~
>>681959619
Good miss explosion. You?
>>681959918
Hey dio
>>681960071
Morning
>>681960646
it's okay, im definitely a skeleton, but im kawaii
>kagami
>>681960256
I wanna see those tiddies Megumin
Claimed.
>>681960385
Well, there's only two that stuck around. There was a third for a couple of days, maybe a week, but he disappeared.
There might have been a fourth, but I don't believe so.
>>681959659
Greetings, Vel'koz.
>>681956975
Su nigs
>>681960450
Thank you!
>>681960529
>mmmm how is a hangover?
You pretty much feel like shit and want some food all day lol. It's not that bad once you get used to it tho. And yes, drinking water after a night out is a must~
>>681960646
It was pretty great. Friends left me alone with an ex tho. Pretty awkward situation to be in
>>681960867
I'm good~ cold shower makes everything better!
>>681960867
Good morning. How're you?
>>681960955
That is indeed a very kawaii skeleton.
>Jealous rattles
![sample_994a5d4ba799e73266b8af11bc0b367b[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/035/1462035915179.jpg "sample 994a5d4ba799e73266b8af11bc0b367b[1]")
>>681961037
The Lewd Fairy has arrived to grant your wish.
>>681961196
>
>>681960788
Oh, so you haven't already got it. So, how has life treated you lately?
It's been a while.
>>681960607
Hello, Rumia
Hope you're doing well!
>>681961627
At least show something that isn't from a filthy loli.
>>681961505
whelp i hope you feel better soon megumin cutie
>>681961566
no need to be jealous...that's not the only cute skeleton here
>>681961711
Shitty.
My roommates are smoking ice and they didn't pay rent this month.
You?
>>681961401
Mm, I see. I think I've missed that 3rd one, maybe it was before I joined the threads, or I just didn't notice him since it was just for a couple of days/a week.
>>681961627
2Lewd.
>>681961711
Hey Ruri, how are you doing?
>>681961627
My waifu is being violated
>Megumin bro
![7d045091d8af6a59ea83ab73eedb2dcb[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1461/655/1461655912865.jpg "7d045091d8af6a59ea83ab73eedb2dcb[1]")
>>681961948
Glad you think so.
>>681961627
>sample
You had one job
>>681961401
Good day
I've been playing some hexakill on my day off
I have never lost with vel'koz yet. His AoE is what wins the game and whenever you ult it's total chaos. Had 2 pentas yet and gone legendary almost every time. gamewinner right there
>>681961896
Thank Kagami qt~
>>681960256
Have you ever been as hungover as me?
>Akiko
>>681961566
I'm doing fine. But sleepy but it's eh. You my dude?
>>681961627
Oh
![sample_47d6c45d2e2b17ddb97d3b5d89c4322c[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/036/1462036434907.jpg "sample 47d6c45d2e2b17ddb97d3b5d89c4322c[1]")
>>681962206
Saves time and effort.
>>681962352
you got any plans for the weekend?? besides getting better lol
>>681962540
Yes the large amount of time and effort spent clicking "full image"
>>681961505
Ahh bummer about the ex. As well as long as it didn't ruin the night.
>>681961896
True. Tons of cute skeletons floating around here.
Great tie to be alive.
>Rattle rattle
>>681962469
Hungry. Haven't woken up all the way yet. I'll get there eventually though.
Other than just not being a morning person though, i'm good. lol
Rikka claimed!
>>681961915
That sucks.
Maybe you should join them and smoke a little as well, I don't see why not.
I've been rather busy, lots of paperwork as always and I haven't had much time to waste.
>>681961948
Hey, Kyouko.
Doing alright, I just woke up and I'd love some breakfast, but here I am.
Yourself?
>I'm sorry I always take so long to reply...
>>681962540
Lol no
>>681962802
what a great time indeed....lol
>>681962824
rikka!!! heeeyy you, i missed you!
![ed191f3a0ca76fa976858f1f9a33ed53[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/036/1462036720106.jpg "ed191f3a0ca76fa976858f1f9a33ed53[1]")
>>681962469
Oh indeed.
>>681962766
I have to do what I can to optimize my response time.
>>681962802
Brah how can you not like waking up in the morning?
>>681962824
Hey rikka, how's my frenemy?
>>681962885
Did you really just tell me to smoke meth?
Thanks for the advice. Have a good day.
What's with all the lewd?
I just wanted Megumin's tiddies, not all this
This is too much
I'm gonna head out, gonna eat breakfast :3
Bye everyone!
>>681961711
>i should rest... see you soon, beautiful
>>681962885
I'm doing good, bit of stomach pain but it's gradually going away.
>I'm sorry I always take so long to reply...
Hey, no worries. It's not like you have to reply instantly!
>>681963191
>
>>681963216
Bye Konata
>>681963216
see ya konata!! hope it's delicious
>>681962989
Hey Kagami! I missed you too, how was your day yesterday and how are you doing today??
>>681963038
Hey frenemy, your frenemy is doing alright, my friends came back from college for the weekend so I got to see them yesterday and I will hopefully see them later today, How are you?
>>681962323
Huh. I wouldn't know anything about that, the only MOBA that I've played was a bit of Dota 2, but it sounds like you have been enjoying yourself. I hope so, at least.
>>681963114
Hey, seeing you deal with that kind of stuff for a living, I wouldn't be surprised to know you use it as well.
Don't blame it on me.
>>681963038
It's not the waking up. It's the uphill battle to get back to "not tired"
>>681963191
You're right side up today! ...for now at least.
>>681963021
Got nuffin on me nigga
>>681962460
That story is legendary~
>saved image and kek'd
>>681962556
The hangover will be gone tonight. I plan on shitposting here all weekend~
>>681962802
It kinda did tbh
>>681963158
I would've liked that my tiddies weren't exposed for the world to see
>>681963216
See ya~
>>681962888
Lol yes
>>681963351
same old stuff lol, im doing okay today, how was hanging out???
Kuuderest kuudere claimed. Anything new over here?
>>681963423
What? I'm not a drug dealer. I barely smoke weed anymore. I used to work in a pharmacy but that's it.
You must have a bad guy image of me.
>>681963489
you and me both lol
>>681963720
just some lewds....how are you homu????
>>681963351
I'm good and has it been a while since you've last seen your friend?
>>681963453
Your kind is exempt from my workings.
>>681963292
>Flop
>>681957489
Heyy im back! Fish is out of the tank breathing..Thanks god
>>681957873
You're damn right smug queen
>>681963424
>keep trying
>>681963817
Cause yer a faggot, harry
>>681963782
Im fine, spammed those missing cat fliers for my sister all over the town, can't say I was useless for humanity today. What about you?
>>681963833
Take the towel off?
>>681963869
Hell yeah!
>>681963489
Oh. That sucks. Damn ex's anyways. don't let 'em get you too down.
On that note i'm going to go clean up. Be back soon.
>>681963749
I thought you said you were...
Nevermind, it's just me being an idiot once again.
I hope you're already used to it.
>>681963217
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>681963599
Thats great any plans for today?? It was fun, my friend plays bass so he brought it and I learned how to play the intro to Seven Nation Army, if I see them today were gonna set up his Electronic drum set and Jam out.
>>681963784
Its only been like 2 weeks but thats long for me, I just miss them they are my best friends. I have other friends around here but these guys just same the same brain as me so when they come back it makes my day way better.
>>681963869
>>681964151
No big deal. Just don't tell me to smoke meth again.
>>681964234
Ohhh gawd WHYYY!?!
>>681964006
missing cat??? oh no....not much same stuff....you got anything going on this weekend??
>>681964167
nice!!!! it's a pretty fun song, kinda repetitive though, sounds awesome...it's been a while since i've jammed with someone lol
naw i don't have anything goin on, just another weekend lol
![ccde3784d5f3a611b3216ca0b1242961[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1457/041/1457041088465.jpg "ccde3784d5f3a611b3216ca0b1242961[1]")
>>681964327
Better question is "why not?"
>>681964308
I promise.
So, have you been watching anything lately? I wish I had the time for that.
>>681963869
Hello, fellow Konosuba waifu~
>>681963782
All day erryday
>>681964085
See ya later~
>>681964167
Same. My best bros are out working and I'm the one in school. They call me nerd now. Lol
>>681964327
I wouldn't worry dude. The worse is yet to come
>>681964381
I really liked this scene it was quite great
>stop being so smug or you explode of oversmugsism
>>681964413
Yea my sis rescued a sick cat from the street and let it go outside yesterday... but it was too soon and he just run away. Gonna go meet with some friends I didn't see for a while but other than that nothing exciting.
Might grab a new game or whatever to burn time.
>or just stay here enjoying your company
Hello all, watching Shawshank Redemption with the lady, she's never seen it.
![792c5cc4be6816836de2171134c69f16[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/037/1462037794157.jpg "792c5cc4be6816836de2171134c69f16[1]")
>>681964652
>>681964458
Im really not too sure why you want to drink this... this aint champagne!
>>681964610
Hello my dear friend! Its nice to see a familiar face
>>681964619
I really don't think im ready for this..not with my waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_TA2ryI3Tw
>>681964727
Great choice, one of the best Freeman movies. I should rewatch it someday too.
>Homura
>>681964809
thanks I waited for something as this but can you get something with a better quality?
-yume
>>681964727
I hope both of you enjoy it.
Have a good one, Tsuyu.
>>681964462
I've been watching candles burn and older series.
Working, Chunibyou, Mahouka, The Devil is a Part Timer, ... Witch Craft Works.
No internet so I can't watch any new anime.
Want to check out Konosub or whatever its called, Hero Academy, and Space Patrol Luluco or whatever.
>>681964413
Yeah it was funny, I was getting super excited just playing the begging part but it felt great haha.
Thats cool though chilling and relaxing is always a great weekend
>>681964619
Its kind of the opposite here, I work and they all go to school, I wanna go back and im saving money to go back. Trust me dude being in school is waaaay better than just working
>Rikka
>>681964652
My favorite scene is where she grabs yuu's test and fucks with it around the entire class
>>681964727
Shaws hank?
>>681964827
No its not that. It's spammers. Just don't reply bro lol
>shinoa
>>681965080
I sorta do know. I part time work in a warehouse because last semester, just being a student and come home studying then nothing is a shit feeling
>shinoa
>>681965084
lol I feel so dumb right now..thanks for being there I like you!
>>681965038
>Witch Craft Works
Never saw it, probably should.
Oh, and you'll probably like Hero Academia.
I know most people do.
With the image limit reached and wishes fulfilled, my work here is done for now. I shall see you all another day.
>Lewd Fairy
New bread?
