Waifu Claiming Thread
>Don't Roleplay
>Post pics of the fiction character you can't cuddle with
>Don't be to lewd
>Talk and don't bitch to much.
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Obligatory claim.
>>681749726
Smug.
>>681749345
>>681749082
w-wha?? i-i don't think i like where this is going....
>>681749529
I will rekt you with my 1911 Scoped
Gotta go soon, last thread for me today.
>>681749625
hi hello friends
uwu
>>681749691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kcOpyM9cBg
>claiming
Smuggin' and Lurkin'
Beat me by a two seconds.
Lookin at you guys
Love you all <3
>>681749332
My waifu literally saved the world
You cant even touch her
>claiming
Rikka claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs926AIL-ck
best waifu claimed
>Don't be to lewd
WHO ARE YOU AND WHY NOT LEWD?
>>681749138
Yeah, sucks. Sleep is supposed to be the easy part of my day, not the hard part
Shizuru claim
Curie claimed.
for that bitch Moka I will murder you.
I'm gonna make food. Be back Guys.
>>681749849
Hello friendo
>>681749251
Oh yeah. I've done that to many times to count. Throw a towel under the door and bada bing. Good to go.
>>681749625
claimed
so i need to kill vicar amelia to get to the old hunters dlc thing right
sachi claim
>>681749818
You must both give me smugs and say the magic word
>>681749827
Nigga I'll fuck you up with my suppressed tomahawk crossmap
>>681749943
I feel ya
>>681749940
ALso here
>>681750089
w-what's gonna happen?????
>>681749946
>blow her ugly butch hair cut ass head off
>fuck throat hole
>>681750089
Pssh don't make me take out my bipod knife
>>681749943
;_; we all know that feel
I am going to bed, and fuck that guy who said hed rape my waifu I can hit you with my mosin out to 300 yards and beat the fuck out of you skinny ass.
Going to bed in a bad mood so now I am going to have those dreams where I have to kill people and thats not fun.
>>681749818
hellohi
>>681749893
hirikka
>>681749992
how is you?
>>681750190
>not doing big cums
How long have you been with your waifu?
>>681750089
Best I got, now what?
>>681749946
>>681750303
I mean shit nigger you aint even gotta do that shes a computer throw a magnet at her
>>681750435
Around 20 or so years. We just really connect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lKh8OoMPjU
Claiming, finished my last assignment for the semester, just got done playing WoW. Feeling good, how's everyone doing?
>>681750089
>attempting smug
>>681750498
>>681750089
i-im not sure if i wanna do this....but if it's for rikka...then....sure
>>681749625
what do you mean you cant cuddle with?
>>681750187
Hehehehe thank you
I bless you with gud lewds
I cant sleep guys love me
>>681750630
Yo Asuna!
Farming in dark souls to get something awesome and sexy
>>681749866
Love you too frogger. But you know that already
>>681750508
why you have to start shit man I don t come on these threads for that if I wanted to beat up people Id go back to football. go fuck yourself and be glad you are behind you pc safe.
>>681750435
7 minutes
Idk if I'm more excited to go to Hawaii, propose to my gf, or sleeping in and not having to wake up at 4 am to work
Either way, you cucks don't give a shit. So I'll tell a joke.
A gay deer walks out of a bar and says "damn. I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks"
>>681750791
You and I have the same problem
>hugs
>>681750435
We've been together for about 5 months now
of course we were friends before that
>>681750508
you're kinda mean it would seem.
>>681750630
fucking jolly
>>681750654
I smug very well
>>681750791
loves
>>681750435
9 months
>>681750265
The smugs are needed
>>681750381
Please. That's nothing to my attack dogs extended mag
>>681750412
Night and don't be that guy in here
>>681750498
>>681750654
>>681750683
The words are: Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang. Walla walla, bing bang
>>681750630
Doing Good. You?
Claimed
>>681751012
are you fucking blind moka started this shit and has been antagonizing me this whole time. im done i hope you all get cancer
>>681751012
Ooo ah ah ting tang, Wall walla, bing bang.....
>>681750874
Its just shitty that she has to be a synth
She would grade A waifu material if only she wasnt a robot
>>681750791
Ok
>>681749625
When saying there is an excess of something you use the word "too" instead of "to".
"Too many to count."
The first to refers to the amount of something.
When there is a lot or a little, you say too much, or too little.
Have a great day!
Someone would like to rent a ran ?
>>681751012
Thats nothing to my Ac130 with flamethrower
>>681751012
Ooo ah ah ting tang, Wall walla, bing bang.....
Hmmmm some sort of spell if I do say so myself
>>681750980
Lets snuggle :(
>>681751002
<3
>>681751059
Ok yes hi
>>681751148
Ok <3
>>681751207
Who's this faggot?
Just kidding, what's up nig
the quality of waifus has risen dramatically.
>>681751207
How you doing?
>>681750190
Still lurking, eh?
>>681750801
Nice, DS3?
>>681751112
Lol. Dw man, sometimes these threads get all "i love you cutie xd zd hugs hugs kiss love you!!!!"
So there's no need to wish me cancer. I've already obtained it
(Which is why I'm inactive here during mid day)
>>681751335
hi ok yes hello :>
>>681751131
>>681751334
And now. Proceed!
>>681751334
well....at least whatever happens, we'll be together....do you know what's gonna happen rikka?
>>681751335
Im new to this love thing so please be gentle with ne
>>681751479
>hugs
hello yes hi hi how are you hello cutie
>>681751426
Yup, this thing I'm farming is pretty rare to farm
Like a 2% drop rate
>>681751574
I got a tongue
Dont worry bb <3
QOTT: OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?
>>681751623
Damn, good luck getting that. I've been trying to get a sword in WoW that has a 1% drop rate.
>>681751619
hello hi hello hi yes
im pretty good, how are you doing u purdy thing u
>>681751559
i-is that it? i don't feel any different.....
Going off now, see you all soon.
Mostly so i could wrench on that Churchill
That and argue why coffee is better then tea.
>>681751241
Weak. My spy plane has an acog scope
>>681751726
Muh nig
>>681751623
What are you farming for? Did you try using any luck boosting consumables or items?
>>681751719
H-how far does it go
>>681751726
Go back to africa
>>681751876
Tf2 or nah?
>>681751726
Just uh... over here. Follow the burning crosses
>>681751780
Should we just frick frack now
>>681751573
I have no idea, this is no magic I have seen before.
>>681751559
Uhhhh did it work?
>>681751786
Nothing? Maybe we have to wait a little bit?
>>681751952
It's almost 2 love.
I should have been sleeping at 11.
Tomorrow
>>681751968
be gentile with me im fragile
>>681751335
Yes let's! Then we'll watch movies and then we're gonna sleep and then something and then that and then..
>>681751927
All the way.
>>681752019
mmmm maybe....lemme take one of the eyepatches off so you can see though silly!
>>681752019
>>681751786
>mfw both of you will have both parts and you can pleasure each other.
It'll be quite the show
>>681751758
Heres the fun part, I gotta get 30 of these to get a weapon buff spell
>>681751842
Shit....oh yeah?... uhm... *sweats intensely*... how about... My tactical nuke withinfrared scope!
>>681751889
Proof of concord kept, using symbol of avaroce, gold serpent ring, crystal sage rapier and consuming rusted coin
>>681752110
Don't you worry bb~
>>681752150
Shh just c'mere <3
>>681752214
w-what?!?! how....that can't be true!!
>>681752341
>mildly worried
>>681751346
seeing the responses go by
>>681751369
getting that cs go
>>681752190
Thats lewd and i need more
I bet you eat a lot of ass with that right
>>681751242
oo ee oo aa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang
>>681751335
loves harder
>>681751719
dang thats the good stuff
>>681752341
>not the kind of snuggles I had in mind
>>681752473
:( i seem to have spooked the waifu
>>681752527
Wouldn't you like to know~~~
>>681752595
Licky licky
>>681752317
Why don't you just defend people from invasions?
>>681752199
Hah alright, this extra one is for only times I have become super confused.
>>681752214
Wait...wut...fuck...uh..uh.oh
>>681752687
>non stop spooked
cuddle w me
>>681752663
You dont like to lay on top? Would you prefer to spoon??
Mmmm Hot pockets... What'd I miss?
>>681752733
Cause darkmoon and blue sent is broken, I have darkmoon on the entire time and I get one "summon" but it failed
>>681752804
Sp00ky waifu
3spook
Need more cuddles asap
>claimed
>>681752834
Now we're talking
>>681752932
A wedding
>>681752687
I dobt want to know
I NEED to know
>>681752784
im really confused too, are you all right rikka??? what's wrong???
>>681752944
Go to a hotspot like high wall of lothoric or crucifixion woods
>>681752317
I UM UHHHH
>>681753004
need cuddles always
>>681753028
Primed and ready to spoon
>>681753069
Then come, let me teach you
>>681753192
Cuddle with me young one i will keep you safe
>>681753252
Please dont eat my ass im all about the titties
>>681753124
>psst
Send him the haxx00rs
>>681753120
How is high wall of lothoric a hotspot?
>>681753124
>pic
>>681753093
Nothing nothing I am just trying to think about what the hell just happened to us. I am fine my love.
>>681753253
Aw hell yeah we have done it!
>>681753028
No shit... Who?
>>681753253
I AM A PART OF THIS!!! I'M SO PROUD!!
>>681753394
I don't eat ass on the first date
>>681749894
Ugliest Waifu here
>>681749625
>don't be lewd
DROPPED
>>681753443
Thanks megumin!
>>681753463
RAMERIZ! TAKE OUT THAT NUKE!
>>681753487
Rikka and Kagami, apparently, they now have dicks or something
>>681753617
Don't be TO lewd I said. Read nigga.
>>681749625
>>681753680
Rameriz! DO EVERYTHING!
>Miss Mw2 days
>>681753680
Fuckin' a Rameriz. Do everything.
>>681753711
I'm interested...
>>681753730
Pretty...
>>681753252
Commencing spooning protocol
>>681753394
pls, i'd love too.
>>681753576
>don't eat ass on the first date
but you'll eat something else amirite?
>Nano (pic just fit right)
>>681753716
>TO
>not TOO
Learn two spell
>>681753472
t-that's good, me too, im really confused right now, i wish the smug godess would've given us some instructions or something....
>not even lewd
>>681753884
I spelled to correctly. My grammar was off. Checkmate anon.
>>681753931
>excusemewhatthefuck.png
>Haruhi
>>681753887
Yeah I would too, let me get her attention, dont you worry my love <3
>>681753680
Yo! So what happened with us?
>>681753463
That's where all the pvp occurs...
Just try to be around SL 120
>>681753865
Yeah, the dinner youre getting me if you think i would eat your ass.
Going to go to bed.
Good night, eye patched and non-eye patched peoples.
You're all lovely. Some of you more so.
>>681753839
The now goddes of smug, Shinoa bro, has given dick to both Kagami and Rikka
>at least that's my interpretation
>>681753821
>>681753839
Cod went to shit with out him. RIP my nigga rameriz
>>681754066
Huh.. I pvp at pontiff sulyavhan
Dont censor me! I am a tit monster, not lewd.
>>681753576
Please dont ever eat my ass
I-i poop from there
>>681753865
Now that ive got you right where i want you im turning you over to the Brotherhood for being a god damn
>why would you betray me nano
>>681754037
thank you rikka!! love ya <3
>>681754037
>>681753887
See
>>681754196
>>681754069
>implying im talking about my ass and not something else on my body
>implying we would go out to eat and I wouldn't cook you something
>implying we would leave the house
>implications
>>681754225
There's no invasions there. Only summons.
>>681754222
TRIPS
>>681754222
Trips confirm
>>681754147
Have a goodnight. And remember, eye-patches shall dominate /waifu/
>>681754263
Where is this even going
>>681754196
Has Shinoa bro always had the power to give dick? If so why now?
>>681754222
No dude. World at War was it.
>heartbeat sensor
what the fuck Activision.
>>681754263
i just wanted cuddles
>>681754147
Take care!
>>681754335
O-Oh <3
>Tsuyu
>>681754350
Hmm alright lemme try chilling there for a bit
>just got parried and rekt my entire hp
Jeuss fucking christ rapiers are op
>Yuno
>>681754372
Im all about the oppai not the ass baby
>>681754422
I just wanted to live in a synth free world
Its nothing personal i just dont feel safe
>ilu
>>681754631
>synth free world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7WyJ8CQl9I
(also im not a robot)
>>681754549
<3~
>nano
>>681754409
Shinoa bro gained this power by sheer smug, her smugness being so powerful, the Gods decided to give her the status of godhood
>headcannon
>Megumin bro
>>681754328
Ohhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>681754320
Love ya too, even if we are now futa girls, I will still love you <3
>Rikka
>>681754730
Then whats with the key in your back
>.>
>moka
>>681754730
I love you.
Please take care of me ;^;
>Tsuyu
>>681754631
So what do you want from meeee
>Tsuyu
>>681754921
Scissoring
new thread when
>>681754857
it fell there.
i fell
(for u)
>>681754859
ok, but only one snack before dinner
>Nano
>>681754974
Alright lets do this
>>681755016
Can that snack be you
>tsuyu
