Owl killer here again, Ms. Stuart is the school counselor. I'm fucked.
Oh yeah and dubs tells me what to say
>>681740000
FUCKING I CAPPED EVERYTHING
4184 http://filenurse.com/download/3f3f51b50639deec3cdc1c90e6ae7a68.html
>>681740000
Quaaaads
>>681740000
Invite cynthia and ms stuart to a threesome
>>681740000
Now you actually do have to rape her.
Bump le epic bread
>roll
>>681740000
Witnessed
>>681740000
How old are you op
Oh fuck, she's knocking at my door right now. What do I do???
4 decides but make it quick
>>681740000
Tell her you have a fantasy of being gang banged by a bunch of dudes
least you got quads. Also OP start taking dubs for stuff
>>681740473
Call the police
See you on Pbreddit, faggots
>>681740000
Op, you're fine. Just walk into this Stuart cunt's office and just say
I GOT QUADS YOU STUPID SLAG
and you'll be good. I swear, I learned it in 'Nam
>>681740000
Check'd
>>681740065
"The voice told me to do it. It screams at me when I don't do what it says. Just leave me alone so I can end my worthless life."
>>681740000
lol "i'll show the school how i threatened to have you beat up!" you dumb cunt.
Say it, OP
>>681740473
Rape
>>681740473
not even OP
>>681740065
"good. here's a pic of my dick, show them this too" (take pic of dick and send it to her)
>>681740473
fuck her right in the pussy
>>681740473
Not OP.
>>681740473
Call the cops man!
>>681740000
Op ur fine just remember that she had people to beat u up. This will be a funny story later in life. You're a true hero.
>>681740574
winrar
>>681740173
>>681740568
rollin
>>681740587
rollin
>>681740000
Quads
Holy fucking shit
Who gives a fuck about the owl?
>>681740473
No, tell her to fuck off
>>681740000
Tell her to stop talking like a nigger
>>681740473
You did that in the last thread. don't fall for it.
>>681740473
Kill her like you did the owl
>>681740568
roliin'
>>681740473
Show her your dick
Oh fuck, she's knocking at my door right now. What do I do???
6 decides but make it quick
>>681740677
WINRAR FAGGOT
DO IT OP
>>681740677
>>681740587
WINRAR
>>681740560
Rolling
>>681740574
Oh sweet baby jesus, you're in too deep op. Just hop on the express to the funny farm.
>>681740677
checked. HAHAHAHA DO IT PUSSY
>>681740473
dude youve done this like 4 times, cut it out
>>681740000
> ima finna
nice quads
>>681740658
good because it's a trojan
>>681740000
>>681740794
Rape her
>>681740701
Roll
SEND PIC OF YOUR DICK IN THE OWL PTHO
Oh fuck, her friends are knocking at my door right now. What do I do???
9 decides but make it quick
>>681740793
He should, she's gonna send all this shit out anyway right?
>>681740587
OH PRAISE BABY JESUS. DO IT OP
>>681740568
best answer. pull this bitch more
SEND DICK PICS OR OP IS A FAGGOT.
>>681740000
Mountain dew me a favor bitch, and show up to school next Tuesday, that's when me and Ricardo are gonna shoot up the school. We were only gonna kill the niggers and the chinks, but you just got yourself on that list.
>>681740000
I was only going to kill you, but if you show her I'll kill her too and anyone else you tell.
>>681741040
fuck off niggerrabbit
>>681740677
>>681740677
>>681740677
ayyy lmaooo
Oh fuck, she's knocking at my door right now. What do I do???
8 decides but make it quick
>>681740677
Holy shit
>>681740000
>Quads making this thread more legendary than it already is
This is the shit we'll be telling our grandkids
>>681740677
this just keeps getting better. at what point will op not deliver?
>>681740000
With Quads like that you must be in the moral right here. Fuck that owl. Call the student counselor yourself and tell her you were forced into faking that conversation.
>>681740000
No, she's fucked. It's a felony to take a wild bird, particularly raptors, in as a pet, and it's some degree of assault to threaten bodily harm. In New York you can get ticketed for hitting a raptor with your car and not reporting it.
You should call your local game warden. They will definitely care, this is one of the more important things they deal with.
>>681740944
Check'd mein Fuhrer
>>681740677
there is a god
>>681740473
So gangster, just rape her
>>681740000
RAVIOLLI RAVIOLLI OP IS A FAGITOLLI
if dubs send link of thread
>>681741121
rolling
>>681741363
rolling
>>681740000
Kill her duh. Don't leave evidence
Is OP kill?
>>681740677
You gotta do it op lol
I don't understand what's going on here. Someone fill me in.
>>681741363
THIS
>>681740000
troll, pass.
>>681741363
if dubs cancel this
>>681740677
So much win..too bad Op is too much of a bitch to go through with this...
OP is rip?
op where the fuck you go
>>681740000
She was being hostile with you first, even if you did something wrong she started. She could just stop talking to you. No need to be such a bitch about it.
OP is kill.
Abandon thread
>>681740000
OP, now you have to rape and murder them all. DO IT FAGGOT.
>>681741487
OP killed owl and let fucking retarded anons tell him what to say
>>681741559
roll
>>681741565
he's gone through with all the other stuff tho
>>681741487
OP accidentally the bitch's owl, is letting dubs decide responses, will probably end up in the psych ward
>>681741363
rel
Dubs tells me what's next wait for the reply
Please vote here
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
>>681740677
>>681740677
>>681740677
>>681740677
OP WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT?
DELIVER YOU CLOWN. WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PUSSY?
>>681741766
Fucking madman
C'mon OP, tell us what's happening!
>>681741809
OH SHIT
>>681741032
>I'LL FUCKIN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL
>>681741637
What app do you use to browse?
>>681741809
Holy fucking shit
>>681741766
Dubs have spoken
>>681741809
>>681741809
OH LAWD
>>681741809
BULLSHIT
>>681741809
holy rolly polly shit this absolute madman did it
>>681741809
>>681740000
Rip OP
People will always remember the legendary pussy poundin owler.
Your name will be heard from far and wide and feared by creatures of the night. We love you OP
>>681741809
HOLY ALLAH
>>681741809
BRUUUUUUHHH
>>681741809
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST
>>681741809
not even OP
>>681741809
HAHAHA FUCK YES OP IS NOT A FAGGOT.
>>681741809
So close OP from graduating, but now it's all over
>>681741809
I love jerking off to dead animals
>>681741809
no no no this is bait
must be bait
>>681741809
OP was not a fag
but he is going full retard
>>681741809
>>681741809
YOU'RE FUCKED, OP! YOU FUCKING MADMAN! FOR ONCE, OP WASN'T A FAGGOT!
>>681741809
>>681741809
>>681741809
Confirmed fake
Still funny
>>681741809
Im coming over to your house to kill you before you show them
>>681741809
FUCK IM LOSING IT
also if dubs send her a picture of you jacking off to pictures of owls
>>681741766
fucking faggot
>>681741809
HOLY SHIT NIGGER THIS HAS TO BE FAKE WHAT THE UFKCNAWFOAJEGOIAJWFRKAWOINFAWOKFWAIOHGNWAKFMAOIUWHGWAOPJIFWAOIJHWAOIKFAWOIGJNWAOP*WAIOJTEKMYGI
>>681741809
>Told her to show them your dick.
>She shows them your dick.
>They check them quads.
You're home free, son.
>>681742145
rolllllllllll
>>681742149
rollllllllllllll
>>681741909
Safari on private made
Jesus fucking christ OP, you're ruining your life for a bunch of compulsive masturbators on the internet.
Props to you man.
>>681742149
>send her a picture of you jacking off to pictures of owls
Roll
>>681741809
>>681741809
My fucking sides went supernova.
THREATEN RAPE ABD MURDER
>>681742233
WINRAR
>>681742306
This would be kinda funny.
>>681742233
>>681742277
do both
>>681741809
send a picture of you burning a picture of the owl
youve already fucked yourself so hard idk what else to do
>>681742233
>>681742277
DUBS OF DUBS OF DUBS
OP DELIVAR
>>681742233
HAHAHAHAHHAAHH YOURE SO FUCKED
>>681741809
zoz
>>681742277
OH YEAH
And during all of this, I'm listening to Moonman
it just a prank ur retarded lol
>>681742277
this is too much
DO IT
>>681742149
TOP KEK
I don't think tomorrow will be a good day for me. Never forget the owl killer. Dubs tells me next.
If this is real...
OP you are legitimately my new hero
ive always wanted to just not give a single fuck anymore. but could never do it
i could never just abandon everything and not give a single fuck
You are what i could never be
OP if you ever feel alone or lost or on the verge just remember
there is at least one neckbeard out there who wishes he could have done what you have done
>>681741809
LEGEND
>>681742439
Op just skip town fuck it
>>681742439
this must be fucking b8
>>681742439
im not going to jail a virgin. i'll see you soon
>>681741809
"I have nothing to live for, so I have nothing to lose. Hope you didn't like that school."
>>681742439
NEVER FORGET OP
PLEASE CAN SOMEONE JUST ARCHIVE THIS
>op will never be a faggot again
FUCK MY SIDES
I was depressed but now holy fuck I'm happy
>>681742439
the ride ends
>>681742439
Youre fucking retarded lol. Good luck.
Ask her if you can have the dead owl back.
>>681740000
Back in fucking style!
>quads check'd
>>681742565
one off, rolling
im outside of your fucking house ur dont gonna send shit
>>681742439
Dubs for telling her that youre super buff and youd kill any cops that came for you
>>681742439
sucks man
>>681741809
If this is real, you are my hero you crazy motherfucker not afraid of any god, goddamn it
>>681742439
I'll remember you OP.
>>681742565
ROLL
>>681741809
Oh. My. God..
I bow to you op.
>>681742439
This proves that /b/ isn't completely dead yet.
>>681742608
Roll
>>681742149
This
>>681742439
Even if you go to jail, you're a fucking legend.
"Relax, it's a prank bro."
>>681742673
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>681742439
I am speechless
>>681742439
Hahaha, have fun getting buggered, pedo
Posting in legendary thread
>>681740173
Bless you OP
>>681742644
winrar
>>681742644
sadly, winrar
>>681742439
Godspeed OP.
>>681742439
this cant be real his autism level is over 9000
>>681742439
Legendary op will live on in Valhalla
>>681742644
OH SHIT. DELIVER OP
Someone close to OP needs to rescue him.
rip
If dubs "Oh you're 17? I'll cum on your dead owl carcass 17 times then." Or something to that effect
Godspeed OP.
>>681742565
Rolling
>>681742972
b8 b8 b8 b8b 8b 8b 8b 8b 8b 8b8b8b 8b8b8b8
>>681742972
Kekkekekekek
Op is my hero
Rolling for jacking to owls
>>681742972
now send her this
>>681742439
/b/, what are you doing to this poor motherfucker. Holy shit.
>>681742972
>before show them
>>681742972
RIP OP
>>681742972
Oh fuck
>>681742439
Picture of sharpie in your pooper. Say the following
It's owl for you, baby
>>681742972
WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
>>681742972
it was nice knowing you OP. prepare your anus.
posting in thread
>>681742439
OP, if you're for real... Good game, mah nigga
>>681742972
rip OP
>>681742439
Never forget
>>681742644
Do this! Whoo!
>>681742972
u dun goofed
>>681742972
im going to ur fucking house u dumb ass bitch
oh my god.
>>681742972
Today was a good day.
>>681742972
I really want to believe that this is real, but I dont think anyone could be this retarded
>>681742972
Op confirmed to be a lying fag. Everyone abandon thread
>>681742972
It's gettin' good.
>>681742972
Bitch, I will suck all of those cops' dicks, nigger. Fight me, hoe!
ARCHIVE THIS SHIT
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE IMAGES FROM LAST THREAD??!!?
>>681742972
>before show them
>before
>show
>them
>>681743104
Roll
>>681741637
>>681742439
Why does the good shit happen when I'm not browsing :(
>>681742972
good luck op
>>681743217
This
>>681742972
When you get v& please just keep rolling with the crazy angle and enjoy your new life in the looney bin.
Rolling for:
"The illuminati demanded the owl die."
>>681742972
op is fag...confirmed b8
>>681742972
HAHAH OP IS LEGEND.
>>681742972
dude youre gonna be in deep shit, all so you can make a bunch of reatrds laugh on the internet
>>681742972
You know what to do OP rip
>>681742972
OP you should fucking screenshot this entire thread and the last to cover your ass
>>681742972
you will always be an hero in our hearts, rip OP
>>681742972
It just gets better every second
>Now send a pic of sharpie in pooper
FUCKING ROOOL
Oh god OP...this went too far...kek
K
NEWFAG here, CONTEXT PLEASE?
If this is real, this may be the greatest thread of all time. I don't think it's real
This is just too good for me to believe it. Like, what if this is all an elaborate ruse? What if the person he's texting is just his bro and they are just staging the whole thing??
>>681742972
>Starts off with accidentally killing an animal
>Now might actually get landed in prison
You're fucking dead OP
lurkfag here. Good job op you god damn hero.
Call the cops on me, bitch! I'll suck their dicks!
I am going to rape you and your mother, then shoot up the school tomorrow.
Am I actually witnessing OP not being a faggot or is this a dream?
>>681743245
i screen capped all of it
>>681743217
Already said hes taking pictures with another phone, sending messages with same phone
>>681743267
what game?
if trips, op shits on an owl pics and sends it
This is the worst moment of OPs life and the greatest moment of mine.
>>681742439
Say: Let's fuck to make it official, I'll bring the lube made from your owls tears.
>>681743245
I do
>>681743417
roll for this
This thread is fake and gay.
>>681743436
SHARE IT BOI
>>681743398
Roll
>>681743417
Rolling
>>681743447
besiege
>>681743375
Neither do I, is b8.
Even of Fake, best Read in a Long Time
>>681743417
roll
Let this be a message to all ops, if you do deliver, you will live on a legend. Godspeed OP, Godspeed... also dubs check em
Oh Op how you've grown so fast
>>681743326
this, youre gonna need at least some kind of excuse for this
>anon and friend have phones
>they text each other
>mfw people think this is real
Call the cops and I'll shoot up the school, try me bitch
Well done op
>>681743244
chequed
>>681740093
Post just jumped on
>>681742972
Im going to rape your dead body after I kill you. I promise that. My guns loaded and Im headed off to find you. Hope you're good at hiding.
>>681740173
>>681742231
Kek
>>681742972
this clown is probably texting himself with that phone he's takin pics with.
you lying hoe
>>681743244
winrar
>>681743417
Roll
>>681742972
Thanks for making my night. Enjoy prison.
It's been ages since I saw OP deliver to this extent
10/10 pls be legit
''Just an FYI, the sound your owl made when it's skull cracked against the ceiling gave me a stiffy''
She stopped replying boys. I did what I did because fuck it I know you fuckers live for this shit and honestly I was fucked from the start. Whatever happens to me happens, but never forget the owl killer. If I'm able to I'll post results of what happened tomorrow around 9ish Eastern time. If not, I basically ruined my school year for you fucks. Never forget the owl killer.
Remember remember the 29th of April.
>>681743505
all ~30 pics?
screen caps and texts?
>>681740000
Text her and tell her she better not, or else you'll call the police on her for having a raptor without license, and threatening to physically harm you, preventing her from ever being able to work with animals.
If i end up in jail, you'll end up in the morgue
>>681743617
I thought he was just using an app, this very well could be the case.
>>681743617
More like op has two phones. Notice he is taking pictures of his phone rather than screenshots.
>>681743763
NINEISH WHAT? PM? AM?
posting in god tier thread
>>681743763
>nevar forget
>>681743763
zozzlelord are you
>>681743763
SEND DICK PIC ON AN OWL PIC
Send her
"Oh shit, my dad had my phone, sorry. He likes to pull pranks like that!"
>>681743763
Godspeed OP.
Your life is over, might as well just dox yourself to prove this is real. Tell us who you are in real life.
Rolling
Posting in legendary thread
>>681743763
Cols are en route. Hahaha, OP, prepare thine asshole
>>681743763
Stay golden, faggot
>>681743763
All right. Also clean your fucking nails holy shit.
>>681743763
I will nevar forget
>>681743768
Yes, put it in a mega if necessary.
>>681743784
Rolling for this
>>681743845
***fake and gay.
any footage of the owls death?
>>681743826
>>681743786
>>681743617
OP is autistic
POSTING IN EPIC THREAD
IF BY CHANCE I GET DUBS THEN TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR ASSHOLE AND SEND IT TO HER ASKING IF SHE WANTS TO PUT THE OWL IN IT
>>681743763
never forgetti
>>681743763
show number or this is fake as fuck
>>681743763
SCREENCAP THIS FUCKING THREAD
OWL KILLER DID NOTHING WRONG
OP is not a faggot this time
>>681743843
nigga you stupid why would he post before school?
Treat yourself op
>>681740445
kek'd
>>681743664
1/?
I'm jealous
>>681743763
The world will never forget what you've done for us. RIP.
>>681743417
Roll, send this before v&
Also posting in legendary thread
>>681743763
was here from start of the last thread and i just have a feeling this was all legit.
oldfag here
>>681743763
LONG LIVE THE OWL KILLER
All of you are faggots
>>681742439
OP, Soy Pedro
FUCK CAPING THIS
RIP OP
glorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrious
>>681743786
How are you just now realizing this, assume fake always until something proves otherwise
OMG GUYS NEW FUNI MEME OWL KILA GUY MANY HILARITY
We worship retards here on /b/
>>681743763
Those dirty ass nails boi
>>681743763
quick, take a lighter to your SIM card, throw your phone as far as possible out your back yard and claim it was stolen weeks ago.
ITS YOUR ONLY CHANCE OP.
FUCKING MAKE OP SEE THIS.
>>681743843
AM
>>681743763
Listen OP if your actually this stupid DO NOT go to school tomorrow. Don't talk to police until you get a lawyer, tell your mom and dad only. Screen shot the thread. You'll probably get a sexual harassment charge, that's about it. The owl will probably get you fined to. I don't see any prison time IF your smart.
>>681744032
do it op
god speed but i think its a troll
>>681743911
rolling for identity
im proud to announce i was the first person to post in the original thread
what do i win boys
>>681744032
ROLL
IF DUBS OWL KILLER NEW KING OF /B/
>>681742972
All right, everyone.
This is the point where we sigh, shake our heads, and let the thread die.
Confirmed fake at this point.
>>681744160
oh its an oldfag i guess we should listen to you over other other anons
>>681743763
I'll remember you, you beautiful owl killer
>>681743763
you weren't that fucked OP. it was just a baby owl. a little tiny fucking owl OP. Some chocolates and a nice get well card would of solved it but you had to go and make things fun for everybody. Good luck OP.
Fly high op fly high
>>681743763
Godspeed op, today you were not a fag.
Remember the bird killer, someone get the image macros
>>681743763
>>681743763
>>681743763
BULLSHIT THIS FAGGOT IS TEXTING HIMSELF WITH THAT SAME PHONE HE IS TAKING PICS WITH
>>681744316
a dead owl
>>681740557
>you'll be good. I swear, I learned it in 'Nam
Mega kek
K
>>681744323
Roll
>>681744323
Lol. Faggot
>>681742737
Op, if this shit goes down, just say you were raped as a child and can't cope and don't understand what sexual norms are. Works every time. PS, they might think you're autistic.
>>681743763
>>681743763
Show us your face so we can put you on 4chan's hall of fame
>>681744236
He literally took a pic of his 17 year old dick. That's production of child porn, and distribution for sending it. OP will definitely go to prison.
>>681742149
Rolling for this
>>681744441
Shit
someone better have capped this entire thing
>>681744441
Holy kek
>>681744323
Dubs.
Fuck you, you need quints for that shit to even be possible, fuck off.
>>681744422
Have faith, anon
op you fucking madman
Op give us her number thats pretty much whats left now
>>681743763
Either some good original bait or the best thing that happened on 4chan in a while
>>681744199
Oh no I assumed it was b8. This is also b8 but I'll reply anyway. Faggot.
Oh fuck, she's knocking at my door right now. What do I do???
6 decides but make it quick
You fags actually fell for this?
>>681744422
<leddit>
/r/nothingeverhappens
</leddit>
>>681744615
Whip out dick
>>681743763
What if..... I'm just theorizing.... What if op is texting with the phone he used to take this picture ? Get your tin foil hats cause I got mine
>>681743763
You are the man OP, keep it awesome Owl Killer
>>681744422
he did say he was using an old galaxy to take the pics.
>>681744615
Call cops on her ass
>>681744389
yeah..
>>681742608
Kek rolling
>>681744093
I can die a happy man knowing that I posted in this god tier thread
heres the screencaps for all to enjoy
https://megaupload.net/download-6b9551647048a6d170543a685093719d
>>681744615
Rape her holy shit OP
>>681744626
i'm sure many of us are skeptical.
>>681744677
I was thinking that!
>hivemind
>>681744615
Fuck off bro, just leave her alone.
>>681744441
Fuuuuuck
>>681744132
hly shit ew
>>681743763
>uck it I know you fuckers live for this shit and honestly I was fucked from the start. Whatever happens to me happens, but never forget the owl killer. If I'm able to I'll post results of what happened tomorrow around 9ish Eastern time. If not, I basically ruined my school year for you fucks. Never forget the owl killer.
On some level I know OP is a fag faking this, but it was still a fun ride. Godspeed, you glorious fuck.
>>681744766
>megaupload
>>681744615
She won't do anything to you so don't worry.
>>681742972
Posting in epic bread
I literally love you assholes.
Homo may be intended.
>>681744626
Not actually, but it was good enough for keep playing along with OP. HAIL THE OWL KILLER
>>681744441
almost you nignog
>>681744755
that's OP kek
>>681744766
I luv ya
>>681744825
Mmmm in your mouth anon. Chew chew swallow.
>>681744756
Praise the owl
>>681744766
no thanks
Even if it's fake it's still funny shit
just send her this and say "if your owl looked like this i would of used my dick to kill it instead"
>>681744615
dude really this is like the 7th time youve posted this, gtfo
>>681744609
>>681744783
> filename
RIP in rocks robbie
I was gonna sleep, but this thread is too amazing, even if fake.
>>681744615
Dude, really? This is like the 69th time you've posted this.
>>681744323 lel
never forget OP
>>681744323
This guy here should be king of /b/. This kind of shameless stupidity is fairly common here since /b/ went mainstream.
Shit thread is shit
>>681744093
tell her that you are having a breakdown because you came out of the closet to your father and he is very angry. She will have pity on you and not call police.
Shine on you crazy owl killer
Game over op, you've been capped
>>681744985
What happened?
>>681745228
Ur a cunt
>>681745002
roll
>summerfags eating up this shit pasta
>>681745301
my dick
>>681744858
where else do i upload them to?
>>681745002
dick in owl
>>681745032
You like it when I take that bait anon?
Tell girl that your sorry that you said and did what you did, basement dwellers made you do it over the Internet.
>>681745068
Even if it's real, it's pathetic. The fact that you think this is quality is why you're the cancer of /b/
