Waifu Claiming Thread
>Pick a waifu/husbando
>Post pics of said waifu
>Insult or talk to others
>Keep rp/erp to a minimum
>Keep lewdness under control
And most importantly: Praise mugi lord of memes
Claimed :3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQzgI6xJEH0
Kuuderest kuudere claimed.
Kyouko claimed.
>>681720191
I'm sure you're plenty healthy
If not, I can give you some "protein injections"
>>681720341
We try to, and generally can
>>681720453
What kind? Another King snake?
Am i that anon?
>>681720432
kagami claimed!!
Obligatory claim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stWae6r7Blw
Yo.
Claim
Notice me weebs
Yuno claaimed
Dropping in to claim.
If you could change one thing about your appearance, would you? And what would it be?
>>681720555
>I'm sure you're plenty healthy
KEK
I'm heading out, bye everyone!
>>681720175
Just the usual. It's still kinda early for me.
Finished most of my KanColle grind for the week.
>>681720286
She's fine.
I run only Kiso, Kuma and Abukuma right now.
>>681720343
I guess. I'd need some kind of goal first, though.
Kuma is just.. cute and random, I guess.
>>681720191
You're not allowed to die, I wont allow it.
>>681720343
I bet.
>>681720453
Breasts.
>>681720665
>inb4 AIDS
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>Thanks Vigil
I'll try to get some more sleep, so.
Goodnight everyone, for real this time.
>>681720432
hey guys
>>681720665
>>681720578
Wait I missed it, what's wrong with you hand?
>>681720675
Farewell Konata
>>681720660
yes....my lips
>>681719676
Greetings, how goes it?
>>681719701
>^v <
>>681720617
Noticed.
>>681720675
Goodbye Konata.
>>681720743
Kiso and Abukuma are pretty nice aswell.
>>681720769
Have a good sleep Ruri.
>I wonder why tribute anon doesn't appear anymore
It's been a long time. Perhaps he's busy. Or maybe he doesn't care anymore. I shouldn't assume.
>>681720769
Goodnight, Ruri.
Sleep cozy and restful.
>claimed
Getting tired, but not tired enough to sleep. Disgruntled desu.
Tatsuta claimed.
>>681720286
Trump was the one that got me interested in Hearthstone back when he was streaming with that godawful backdrop that he used to cover up the hallway behind him. Good times.
Is he always trolling with the awkwardness? I thought that he just was a bit special and the awkwardness came with it? I know that he's been known to committing hyperbole regarding the ladies.
>Danganronpa
I've actually heard that it's supposed to be a solid game. However, the anime was pretty much shit.
>DkS3
Not my kind of game. I just find it boring for whatever reason.
>>681720341
No worries, Renge. What are you up to tonight?
>Non Non S3 when?
ayy lmao Tomoko
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jOXKWE4Oto
>>681720555
A honduran milksnake.
>no, sorry
>>681720751
Hooters.
>>681720769
Good luck, you deserve it.
It's everybody's favorite winner: Shiragami Youko!
>claimed
>>681718237
Also, hello, I'm back now! You find any of the sketches?
>>681719781
I love you too, thank you I have finally won one and from here on the streak shall improve!
>>681720727
I am doing alright how are you today Nano?
>>681720617
>stares down
>>681720665
Aside for being a skeleton that is
>>681720660
I would be able to grow a beard, or atleast something better than stubble
>>681720751
>Implying I randomly fuck AIDS canons
>My body is an ancient, run down, and decrepit temple
>>681720769
Goodnight, Ruri. Sleep warm and well.
>>681720782
Something's probably up with my heart, no worries.
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>>681720972
Welcome back to thread karen. We'll be handing out complimentary (You)'s on this flight. In case of faggots please put on the emergency meme found underneath your seat.
>>681720769
>>681720675
bye bye
>>681720617
Jesus, how many posters are typically in these threads?
>>681720617
No.
>>681720743
It kancolle that fun?
>>681720769
Night
>>681720221
Pic
>>681720453
I lost the love of Galky :( where did I go wrong?
>>681720176
I am missing out on DS series
>>681720456
Hehe
Miho claimed
Bored out of my mind.
>>681721092
Well, obviously you'll need your (You) as well!
Claiming Judy Hopps!
>>681720996
What's wrong with your heart is that I stole it!
>>681720945
Is he cute?
I figured, and my heart/bones belongs to hand and tomo
>>681720923
>Is he always trolling with the awkwardness? I thought that he just was a bit special and the awkwardness came with it? I know that he's been known to committing hyperbole regarding the ladies.
Well I like to think it's mostly trolling, I'm not 100% sure tho, I'd say it's a 95%.
>I've actually heard that it's supposed to be a solid game. However, the anime was pretty much shit.
Never seen the anime or played the game, tho now that it's out on steam I really wanna try it, it looks pretty enjoyable.
>Not my kind of game. I just find it boring for whatever reason.
Eh, I love the Souls series in general, I'm just sad I don't have a PS4 for Bloodborne, to each their own I guess.
What kind of games do you like?
>>681721092
(you)
>>681720769
Buenas noches Ruri
>>681720887
I won't assume either. I guess not every story has a happy ending.
>>681720929
Fuck your early sappy demo guitar bullshit u nigger.
>>681720996
What do you mean? What are the symptoms?
>no worries
B-but you're my hand
>>681720751
Makes me feel like der Führer
>>681721161
Yes you are friend, git gud
>>681721166
Same fam
>Dub dubs checked
>>681720945
Titties.
>>681720996
How old are you? From the servery the other day it seems like most people here are teenage-early twenties.
>>681721161
>I heard KanColle was shit so I'm interested, too
>>681721158
I've only been here two days, but there seems to be regulars at different times of day.
>>681721224
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to escort your shitty waifu off of the premises
>>681721092
>>681721092
Have two (you)s
>>681720625
I wore it better
>>681720859
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>>681721150
>
>>681721161
nice paradox there purple
>>681721092
can i get a late (You)?
>sachi claim
>>681720972
that's great!!! glad you ended your losing streak!!! good luck beautiful!
>>681720769
Night Ruri-chan!
>>681720675
Bye Kagami!
>>681720859
Also Kitakami.
But I think that's all I invested effort in.
>>681720923
Hello Tatsie!
>>681721161
No, it's not really fun.
It's rather grindy but really cute.
>>681721227
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>>681721301
Skeleton love <3
>>681721453
k-kagami? b-but
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>>681721408
sorry looks like I missed you, I'll be sure to shoot a random nigger and blame him for this.
>>681721197
thanku
FUCK the Clannad VN is on sale for $25 FUCK!
>>681720996
>rattles weakly
>>681721158
I lost count. Refer to the most recent photo compilation of all users.
>>681721227
I kind of need that thing to pump blood throughout my body. I'd get a synthetic one but I'm a cheap piece of shit.
>hand
>>681721301
Spiking pains from my arm up to my chest, went numb for about 5 minutes. Along with chest/back pains and the occasional cold sweat.
>>681721331
I'm only 20, what a shame.
>>681721092
whres karen i need
>>681721161
I still love you :^)
>>681721227
The snake or the anon?
>>681721331
Twin peaks.
>>681721331
I'm only 19...
Seems I'm a baby
>>681721488
We make a great triple (or whatever a three person couple would be)
>>681721407
>continues to stare
>>681721393
NEVER!!
>>681721277
Damn it...
>>681721407
>I wore it better
I agree.
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>>681721552
Here are five (You)s free of charge
Just kidding, that's $9.58 per (You) as a starting value, with an extra $2.36 tacked on per (You) per hour. No refunds.
>>681721552
Thank (You)
>>681721559
$25? wew
>>681721606
Holy fuck this place has grown
This was March 14
>>681721306
Nice.
>>681721606
Then you're not allowed to die yet.
>>681721671
Tatas.
>>681721687
So am I for a few more weeks.
>>681721322
Can't because shit laptop
>>681721393
Was the shit or just shit? Lol
>>681721407
Hmm?
>>681721453
That isn't kagami... and is that why people play kancolle? It's cute? Not hating or anything
>>681721671
I don't believe that
>>681721687
>19
>baby
Kek
>>681721268
>Well I like to think it's mostly trolling, I'm not 100% sure tho, I'd say it's a 95%.
It's hard to determine without actually meeting him in person, I guess. We can only hope that his brilliant mind isn't locked behind an iron curtain of awkwardness.
>Danganronpa
I might try it as well, if I can find the time. Don't watch the anime. It'll do you no good but give you nightmares. Four hours wasted on that one.
>I'm just sad I don't have a PS4 for Bloodborne
I've heard that Bloodborne is a faster than Dark Souls. I wonder if it's true...
>What kind of games do you like?
Almost no games at all these days. I've stopped enjoying most things. I prefer watching other people play. Although I do load up World of Warships from time to time. I also try out a game of brawl in Hearthstone from time to time. I used to be heavily invested into the DotA scene back when WC3 was the shit. I also played WoW for a really long time. Used to be decent at that, I guess.
>>681721453
Hello Tsuzu. I laughed a little earlier when I read that you were done with the KanColle grind for the week. What are you up to?
RATTLE RATTLE
Also claiming Shizuru
>>681721606
Fran can make one for you easy
Or I could give you mine
<3
Oh shit! Do you have a family history of heart problems? You should go to the doc when you can
>>681721671
Both, mostly the snake though
>>681721899
>All of these people in here
B-but I really want in, too...
>None of them are winning as much as I am, though.
>>681721899
>March 14
Are you certain?
That was also when the orgy happened.
>>681721994
don't show them your power level mugi!!!!
>>681721955
>Laptop
You poor soul
>>681721899
>still there
Am I old now?
>>681721955
I'm sorry I can't convince you...
>
>>681722068
Both are very cute.
>>681721444
Alright baby checked your quads Imma go for now and be back later okay? Love ya, byee byee
>>681721606
I do not like how those symptoms sound AT ALL.
Hand, I'm deeply concerned about your health
>>681721606
>still not in it
this pains me greatly
who edits this?
>>681721623
here (You) go
>>681722093
If you were winner, you would already be in here
QOTT: I'm assuming we all seen star wars so if you can have the any colored blade, what would they be and what would you weild: single, staff or dual?
If you haven't seen it, gimme cute or smugs
>>681721606
>Spike
>Waifu
why...
>>681721606
Still not in it, rats. Well, I guess technically that's not fair because up until yesterday I shared the same ava with some FUCKASS so it doesn't really count I guess.
>>681722212
byyeee, love you...
Have the threads slowed dowb abit yet?
I hate trying to participate in these threads when they go by so fast
>>681722268
Im the one percent, come at me.
>>681722248
But I am, it says right here.
Nobody quite wins like I do.
>>681721277
oh boy look who it is
>>681721606
Jesus, I hope all goes well for my hand man. You're in my thoughts.
>>681721687
<3
I'm only [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
>>681722093
Seems youd have to be around for the creator to get in. I doub I will make it either anon.
>>681722268
DOOL WIELD, purple lightsabers
>>681722145
That picture in particular may have been made earlier but March 14th was when I apparently saved it
>>681722156
i got it under control :^)
>>681722180
i guess so
>>681722268
smug for you
>>681722170
Just kill me fam ;_;
>>681722180
I believe now
Hey waifu thread people.
>>681721935
Teenagers unite!
And I turned 19 in January
>>681721994
You any younger?
>>681722045
Rattle
>>681722180
I can be cute too!
>>681722268
I would go for a dueling grip, like count Dooku for the stabs and fencing. Probably green
>>681722433
>pats tail bone
>>681721606
>Sanya and Tsumiki next to each other
Perfect.
>>681722268
A replica of Revan's blade or one built with a similar appearance as a tribute.
>>681722375
Still going fast af
>>681722408
You really do not like me, it seems
>Emi
>>681722268
never cared about star wars
>>681721453
KTKM-san is best CLT.
>>681722010
> Don't watch the anime.
Ah, thanks for the advice, guess I'll avoid that.
>I've heard that Bloodborne is a faster than Dark Souls. I wonder if it's true...
It kinda is, you should look up some playthroughs or stuff on YT if you're interested!
>I prefer watching other people play.
This is true for me too a lot of times, I prefer watching rather than playing.
>World of Warships
Played WoWs aswell for sometime during the beta, but I touched it only once since it's not in beta anymore.
>DotA
Never been into Dota, the only MOBA I played for more than 2 hours is Smite.
>I also played WoW for a really long time
I actually never played WoW ever until they introduced Liadrin in HS, then I leveld a character to 20 to get her portrait. Funnily enough I watched quite a bunch of WoW streams.
>>681722268
Dual Green lightsabers.
>>681722268
Single blade, because I have learned how to use an actual sword (antique shops are great) and that'd be pretty cool to use.
For color I'd probably go grey or red, colors I generally wear the most.
>>681721488
Oh, lol, I was confused, huh.
I meant to say Hi to Kagami and bye to Konata....
>>681721955
Yeah, I know.
And yeah, only reason to play it is the cute.
>>681722010
Hmm, more KanColle, I guess, just less intensely.
Also doing some things around the house today, but it's still 4am.
>>681722268
Cute enough for you?
>>681722392
Aw shiet, you're right. Sorry champ
>>681722584
Hello, hello.
How're you doing anon?
>>681722592
Yeah I'm younger
>>681722268
cute coming up
>>681722483
:^)
>>681722669
>can't quote for shit either
Why even bother,
>>681722570
Still trying to grasp the fact some laptops can run games.. kinda want one for travels
Darjeeling claim
>>681722068
You're a sweetheart.
>Do you have a family history of heart problems?
Ohoho, yes I do.
>>681722240
Don't worry about it, I'll be fine.
>>681722246
I do.
>Deep grunting
>Ask and you'll be put in
>I'm a lazy shit who doesn't do this stuff on the whim
>Gotta ask, friendo
>>681722334
Because he's a sweetheart and he asked.
>>681722268
Blue, singular. As much as I love green, blue would just look nicer in the dark.
>>681722338
Send me a chibi and it will happen.
>>681722375
No, sadly.
>>681722433
Funny part is, when it went numb I just went "it's either a heart attack or not, lets see what happens."
I literally just sat in my chair for 20 minutes and waited for something to happen. I don't even know anymore.
>You're in my thoughts
You're a doll.
>thoughtful rattles
>>681722596
Perfect indeed, was nice of Eu to rearrange it.
>>681722584
Heyo, man. How are ya? New here?
>>681722700
Holy shit, that's cute
>>681722728
So, a high schooler?
>>681722268
star wars is for faggots
>>681722452
Shit.
>>681722570
There you go.
<3
>>681722592
You are cute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkvAb6THQY
>>681722268
Purple
Single Dual-Phase
>>681722483
DON'T RESPOND TO AN AGE COMMENT LIKE THAT, AT LEAST LIE!
>inb4 implied underageb&
>>681722669
oh!! well hi tsuzu, how do you do??
>>681721955
A paradox is an impossible situation. You can't not notice me and respond to me but I assume you're smart enough and I didn't have to explain this
>>681722268
Didn't like star wars
>smug included
>>681722375
Thread is going way too fast for me right now
>>681722850
>star wars is for faggots
Guess I'm a flamboyant raging faggot who fucks men every minute of the day.
>>681722703
I'm alright. Getting ready to move out of my dorm for the summer, room is loaded with boxes. It's awful spacious and echo-y in here.
>>681722819
Nah. I posted green fanart guy
I found a anime to post now so yay
>>681722935
Wasn't me kek
>>681721166
sorry to hear that
>>681722962
>>681722669
Hai there qties.
>>681722819
you think you can put me in there, hand man? I got an ohayo too if the chibi isn't good enough
>>681723016
that makes two of us fuccboi
>>681722819
<3 I love you hand. You will be okay.
That sounds really scary, but it could honestly just be stressed. Have you ruled out a panic attack?
My body does weird shit all the time.
Also are you a hypochondriac too?
>>681722592
Qt.
>>681723065
heya homu, how's it going?? cook any pies recently lol
>>681722819
>send me a chibi and it will happen
Closest you're gonna get.
My waifu is taller than me! :3
>>681722606
emi was my first playthrough and it was nothing but some whore shit and then distancing herself for 3 hours of the story. I consider only lillys story worse than emi's
>>681722268
Purple lightsaber for obvious reasons.
>>681722639
>Bloodborne
I might do that when I eat. I need to keep myself entertained at all times.
>Smite
I tried Smite at the behest of a friend. It was such a bad experience. Never again.
Original DotA was the best. I also played Heroes of Newerth from beta to a bit after it was released, but way before it went to shit. I also played LoL when it was in beta or something. Back when it looked like a college project made with MSPaint textures and art.
>WoW
Shit was my crack for many years. How did you find leveling to 20 for the portrait? Also, which streamers have you watched?
>>681722669
It is indeed early. I'm just making something to eat right now because I realised I have a seminar to attend in a few hours.
>more KanColle
How are your resources looking?
taiga claimed :)
>>681723210
My waifu is faster than me.
>>681722819
Holy shit, don't do that! I would miss you a ton!
>>681722855
So nice Galko, so nice. You're a qt3.15
>>681722850
Hand summed it up for me, but just thinking about it
>>681723016
>>681723075
I'll pat some other stuff if you want
>>681722268
Single blade, Green.
I know one of my friends would dual wield green and purple for obvious reasons.
>>681722592
Nice.
>>681722962
Still early for me, but I'm doing well, thank you!
How about you? Are you feeling better compared to two days ago (or when it was..)?
>>681723065
Hello Homu.
>>681723210
You're smaller than nonexistant?
Guys
GUYS
Juri has a cutscene in Guile's pre-story
>Oh fuck her voice is still so sexy
>Just fucking KILL ME I'm so happy
>JUST 3 MORE MONTHS
>>681723172
Didn't have time to cook one today and can't do it now, sorry. But you should be the one buying or baking cake for me today.
>>681722819
A blood test wouldn't hurt... Just checking the cardiac enzimes, cholesterol levels, blood pressure... small things.
>I don't want any of you to die, k?
>>681723254
Oh, so just a case of "don't like what I don't like", gotcha
>>681722386
Smug will do. You're fine
>>681722479
I likes
>>681722626
Hmmm good good.
>>681722669
Feels when you play for cute stuff
>>681722754
Super cute!
Super cute!
>>681722803
My laptop can barely run skyrim on low settings
>>681722850
Oh
>>681722855
<3 I love you Galky
>>681722968
Smugtasic
>>681723363
nice!
>>681723416
Glorious Juri is glorious.
>Praise the queen
>>681722819
>chibi desu?
If you don't mind, that is.
>>681723406
How was your day? Mine went much better than expected, I had the craziest experience ever.
>>681723416
I suggest you cryogenate your body for 3 months.
Damn.. I'm sorry I couldn't join today. I had a busy day. I may be we to be active this weekend. I'll cya then! Goodnight everyone
>sleepy hugs
>I love you all <3
Also why the fug did nobody like starwars?
>>681723270
not liking dota 2? the patches keep things fresh
>>681723416
stay strong. you can do it
>>681723406
feetsu
>>681723543
fite me
>>681723406
how'd ya sleep last night?? good i hope, it was two days, i've been doing better, it was just time for those random sad sprees lol, how early is it for you??
>>681723452
d-did i forget your birthday???
>>681723210
My waifu is smugger than me
>>681723406
>smaller than non existent
Shots fired
>>681723386
Let's go angst up the corner
>>681723614
What happened?
>>681722819
>I do.
Now you do. We couldn't wait for Eu any longer I suppose. Kongou doesn't post enough to lure her here.
>>681723039
I hope that the move is over with soon. Stuff like that keeps me on edge.
>>681723416
>Juri in SFV
PLS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLS
>>681723543
Hah I got a computer that runs skyrim on high, good enough for me for the time being
>>681723039
Nice, glad to have ya back.
>>681723074
Yeah, I can put you in there. I can probably make that work. But send me another just in case.
>It's a .png
>bless your heart and soul
>>681723075
Love you too, buddy. I will? Shit, I hope so.
I panicked for about 2 minutes and stopped caring. I have no regard for my health for a multitude of reasons that I'm trying to fix.
I have plenty of panic attacks and those are not that. Guess our bodies are just really weird.
>hypochondriac too?
No. But one of my good friends is.
>>681723209
Maybe something with a blank background? I'll see if I can make it work but I don't know, no promises.
>>681723373
Y'all would be fine.
>>681723416
Nice, glad to hear that man. I'm sure it will go by quickly.
>>681723486
That's what I'm planning on.
>no promises, friendo.
>>681723599
I do not mind.
>>681723373
Fran stop fucking around and just put that eggroll in my dumpling.
>>681723406
compared to the size in which she's portrayed, smartasssanon
>>681723649
Prinz!
>>681723210
My waifu has bigger tits than me.
>>681723373
Thanks :^)
>I'm just saying what's true
>>681723543
Love you too Smugs <3
>>681723416
You can make it.
>>681723649
See you then, Prinz.
Dunno if this is chibi enough to enter the cool club
>>681723270
>I tried Smite at the behest of a friend. It was such a bad experience. Never again.
Really? Damn, to each their own I guess, I loved Smite, even if I'm not playing it anymore at the moment.
>How did you find leveling to 20 for the portrait?
It was actually not too bad, the only thing I hated was quests were you had to kill a rare mob and literally everyone that was playing for the portrait was sitting there waiting for the mob to respawn, like, there were people even making lines.
>Also, which streamers have you watched?
Mostly Reckful when he used to be more active on WoW, even if he started playing it again recently.
Also sodapoppin, even tho I don't watch him much recently.
>>681723210
my waifu is older than i am
>>681723657
>put pic of shinoa readying her scythe here
>>681723704
Fuck you I'm jelly
>shinoa bro
>>681723698
Originally I just saved them and waited for Eu.
Now apparently he for the most part just uses Telegram, I'm not going to wait on him for people to be added when I can just do it.
How's Kongou holding up? I have absolutely no means of communication with him.
>Now you do.
I wasn't saying that from a point of confidence, more so just I'm just the person who does it now. I'd rather Eu do it, he's more skilled with the program anyhow.
>>681723705
You need to value yourself more, you seem like a great guy. Just the fact that you come here everyday and make strangers feel better about themselves makes you better than 90% of people in the world. Everyone here would miss you if you ever left, no one's going to argue that. And I'm sure you brighten the days of everyone you interact with outside the threads. Please start prioritizing yourself, you are an endangered species and are just as worthy of love as anyone else.
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