Waifu Claiming Thread - What a knife day edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>husbandos allowed you fucking newfags
>post your 2D waifu
>insult other waifu
>discuss stuff
>keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>drink coffee
>fuck tea
Most importantly: Have fun!
Chara claimed
Kyouko claimed.
>>681646535
What's up?
sachi claim
>claiming yume
Question for the thread:
What is your favorite image file format?
>png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXWJyZ_GSTA
>>681646535
Claimed
>>681645793
Yeah if it's at night
>>681645822
I'm doing good. Watchinf scooby doo inc til I head to class my man
>>681646100
Watching scooby doo Inc til I head off to class. I like shows like these.
>>681646066
Here you go
>>681645966
I'm certain that reputation makes us quite similar which might cheapen things a bit, although I'm certain we're very different.
>>681646440
That is a shame. It's one of the few movies I'm able to watch many times, I love it.
>>681646535
best girl claimed!
>>the anon that enjoyed the mindraping in EOE
what was the part that got to you the most about the introspective scene?
I'll claim one more time
>>681645966
I've noticed a lot more people complaining about them too. i was really surprised at how little spiderman and bananas I saw
>>681646396
>senile furfag
>no.
Denial. you're a furfag
Noodle.
>>681646803
new new meme
>>681646812
>best girl
>not Shinji
Miho claimed
>>681646560
Engine needs a little work and looks like there is a fuel problem. I bought it for some kid and the car was in his moms name. He clearly didn't know how to work on cars and took shit apart that didn't need to be. I just think its the fuel pump.
>>681646748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdX7j0w5zj4
>>681646737
I'll go with PNG too.
>>681646645
>>681646664
>>681646700
>>681646710
>>681646713
>>681646737
>>681646748
>>681646752
>>681646757
>>681646803
>>681646808
>>681646812
>>681646830
>>681646932
>>681646991
>>681647011
welcome back everyone
>>681646165
That's true... Only 14 tries? Hmm... probably because I never saw the fight itself. I knew you'd fight sans but I never saw the fight before... Took me about 30 tries I guess.
>>681646440
Should be in the true labs. Some video tapes you could watch. And Asriel also tells you a bit about Chara
>>681646737
png
>>681646808
I guess, you seem more extroverted than the other one
>>681646830
That's probably my fault then.
I just hijacked a thread once because some guy made a thread to complain about /waifu/ threads
>it was funny tough
>>681646932
top tier waifu my man
What's your favourite song? Album?
>>681646830
If you're going to leave after this I hope you come back again
I don't give a fuck about you're opinions!
>>681639320
Results from last thread's QOTT:
Anon could recite the 14 words.
And that's it...
>>681646830
meanie :(.
That's it I'm waxing my butthole
>>681647227
Hi Chen :3
>>681646991
>Kek
>>681646812
Honestly, I don't even remember it that well. I should probably rewatch it at some point
>>681647277
Have fun~
>>681647277
Tell me the results then. I also plan on doing that but I have no idea HOW
I just crafted foil N'zoth, Xaril, Journey Below and Undercity Huckster. Wonder how long will it take me to regret this.
>>681646737
PNG is love PNG is life.
>>681647327
hi :4
>>681647426
Geh in nen puff in deiner Nähe und frag die Profis
>>681647277
I'm sure your bf will appreciate the smooth entry.
>>681646991
>implying penpen isnt best girl
>>681647498
Golden shiny cards are cool cards.
>>681647623
Hi Juri.
>>681647277
Your farts wont be silent anymore
>>681646737
png desu
>>681647277
stream it?
>>681647498
I put one of the tauren just so you have a taunt after you spend your entire turn filling your board
good luck though tell me how it goes lol
>>681647141
shit huh?
>>681647554
Kek, als obs am Land ein Puff mit Profis gibt. Oder überhaupt ein Puff
>>681647839
RUN SHINOA
>>681647063
People will rarely learn from mistakes the first time. I'm sure I'll witness the next one
>>681647082
I will probably hang around for some time until I get bored
>>681647227
>furry
>>681647839
TO THE RESCUE
also akiko claim
>>681647953
Probably. If they're asking for it I'm sure to make it again.
>I mean they also raid us without proper reason
>>681647390
you really should its a fantastic piece of art. not only does it have incredibly deep meaning but everything down to the music is chosen perfectly.
SPOILERS
like in the episode where Kaoru infiltrates terminal dogma the Ode to Joy is playing. the song is about uniting all men under God. the particular line being sung when he flings open the door is something like "the angel stands before God"
>>681648002
>>681647937
>>681647839
>>681647051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m4tYUfYCj4
>>681647082
>What's your favourite song?
Empire Ants
>Album?
Plastic Beach but they are all top tier.
Animated O Ren Ishii, claimed.
>>681647063
That's probably true. I'm more extroverted than most people, but it wasn't always that way. I still have my anti-social moments too.
>>681647390
I will try.
>>681647426
Step 1: buy waking kit
Step 2: wax butthole
>>681647641
>implying
>>681647807
My farts are never silent. They may be tones down tho.
>>681647814
I will keep you posted.
>>681648217
omg i just realized i have pictures of Asuka with ears
>>681648379
Enjoy
>Homura
>>681648263
my nigga
Personally Melancholy hill for best song. So much feels
>>681647706
<<>
>>681647757
Greetings, how are you?
>>681648239
>>681646803
The horror
>>681648356
>waxing butthole
>no bf
For what purpose then?
>>681648458
i was going to post that one!
>>681648308
I'm what you'd call an extroverted Introvert.
I like being in a group but it exhausts me. Then I need to be alone. When I'm only alone tough I get depressed so I need to get into a group again.
>>681648356
>buy waking kit
>waking kit
I'm not sure how I can wax my butthole with a coffee machine
>>681648529
Probably because they feel better then.
>I also am single and shave myself so I feel good
>>681647141
Im sure everyone else knows, they're just shy
>>681648239
>That pic
Nightmares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOSXygaUxYk
>>681648477
>Checked
I'm doing good, what about you?
>>681648379
>>681648458
what a cute
>>681648263
>>681648473
good taste desu
>>681648002
nice save
>>681648356
are you fries-kun?
Im out for a car to go work on.
>Pic cause i can
>>681648616
my girlfriends butthole doesn't have any hair... does that mean she waxes?
>>681648719
Thank you and thank you
So what's been happening? I just got back from uni
>>681648752
>for
Wow phone thanks.
>>681648704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
Now who will be my next target?
>>681648417
Hmmpf. How'd you sleep?
>>681648356
Kek
>>681648356
go ahead with proof
>>681648719
Formerly NEET-kun yes. Hello Karen.
>>681648616
Fuck. But really how hard can it be.
>>681648529
In case I happen to meet someone. Also I'm sick of getting poop stuck in my butthole hair like a cat.
>>681648821
My nigga. Usin mah reaction pic ;)
>>681648719
everything she does is precious
>>681647140
wat
>>681647814
This foil anub'arak I got from foil Journey Below is carrying me hard.
>>681648473
I remember very well the first time I listened to Melancholy Hill... that alone says something about how good it is.
>>681649033
>wet
>>681648821
I don't know, some people have less hair than other
>Also, I'm a guy. I just don't like hair
>>681649090
I don't know but... between the buttcheeks it's probably really fucking hard...
>>681649005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM
>>681649235
Tits.
>>681648477
><>
>>681648616
Are you me? That description fits me perfectly.
Clean shaven body does feel nice.
>>681649090
>Also I'm sick of getting poop stuck in my butthole hair like a cat.
How does that even happen? You don't wipe well enough??
>>681649235
Uh...um.... that's good?
>>681649168
still gonna have to go with rei
>>681649231
best part is you can discover him on turn 10 and still play him kek
And then I think n'zoth summons him as many times as he died
>>681649090
ohayo, how's your day so far? When are you heading back to work?
The beginning of the end.
>bunny anon out lewded.
>>681649310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41BP-0FnzeQ
>>681649310
>Tits
>>681649426
>hehe
>>681649293
its 4chan and this is a waifu thread. i assumed you were a guy
is it more comfortable?
>>681649486
That's not ok
>>681649235
I'm still convinced that bun is a Bot
>>681649231
I listened it a lot right after my break-up. Lots of emotional discharge from that one. I remember listening it the first time and not getting it but Gorillaz songs are songs you to hear a few times before you appreciate them
>>681649235
>>681649534
lewd
>>681649534
You were always the one to tease me
>>681649486
oh fuck no he is doing it!
>>681649486
>
>>681649533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA
>>681649534
>Bigger tits
>>681649486
but why
>>681649620
sorry fam
>>681649235
>>681649534
2lewd tbh
>>681649599
>Your moms a bot now clean you room jr.
>>681649392
I don't think I'm you, I think we're rather similar tough
>>681649540
It is more comfortable for me. I can't stand the hair. It's itchy on my legs, balls, face, everywhere. It needs to get away.
>I assumed you were a guy
Now hold the fuck on
>takes out my SJW bible written by tumblr
That is not okay! I need you to check your privilege!
>>681649642
is lewd not aloud?
There's literally nothing wrong with being lewd.
>>681649882
An entire sentence!
>>681649599
BunBot
>>681649766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g
>>681649882
Thats a new record
So all this bunny does is her inside joke and post hentais of herself? Sounds about right for /b/
>>681649486
I judge this
>>681649392
Because it's still there. It gets lost in the jungle.
>>681649467
I haven't done much. Work very soon, less than an hour ;-; How are you?
>>681649940
>sweating intensifies
>>681649823
>>681649927
We keep it in check but everyone likes some lewd every now and then
>>681649940
>
>>681649642
I always liked Gorillaz, but thats maybe cuz I started listening to it as a kid and my music taste was highly influenced by my cousin who I had a close relationship with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiNdcBg3xC8
I have also read Rise of the Ogre.
>>681649995
And actually never talks. Only one word or so... so...
>>681649882
that's the most bun anon wrote like ever
>>681649914
does it hurt?
>>681649583
>>681649742
>>681649766
>>681649823
>>681649973
>>681649995
I was told to keep you posted. Anyway I have to get the kit. That's just so you can understand what I'm dealing with. There was no anus, it's not a big deal.
>>681649991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkgn3QUA2w
>>681649940
>They keep growing
Good morning /waifu/
>>681649486
Stop that.
>>681649882
>>681649940
you're gonna have to get that lewd under control this website is pg 13
>>681649983
spoken like a true heathen
impure
>>681650038
about as good as can be desu. just wet your tissues before you wipe btw. helps with the butthole problems
>>681650108
hey man, to each his own :d
>>681650175
>that's the most bun anon wrote like ever
Well bun did Post the thread at least once
>>681649940
I'm still convinced bun is a bot
I will keep adressing bun in third person though
>>681650305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQzgI6xJEH0
>>681650323
Cya
>>681650323
OK bunny anon. Have a good day!
>>681650363
Morning barry
>>681650244
The shaving? Not at all. Waxing? Probably, didn't try it yet, but I plan to.
>I'll probably curse the whole day when I tried it
>>681650323
see ya bun anon
>>681650449
oh yeah, and that.
>>681650132
lewd is gewd!
>>681649486
Good thing I ate dinner before seeing your ass
>>681650402
but why though?
>read the filename
Chie claimed
>>681649914
Maybe. This interaction probably isn't enough for us to be jumping to conclusions.
>>681650038
You're much hairier than I am.. clearly..
>>681650402
;~;
At least people want to have sex with me..!
>>681650402
So I can get clumps of toilet paper all up in my bum forest? No thanks desu. That would cause chafing.
>>681650479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYEK_yvIWas
I actually prefer this version to the original
>>681650363
Hey Barry.
>>681650628
Hello Chie.
>>681650305
>hops away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQzgI6xJEH0
>>681649823
Butt why
>>681650150
Plastic beach was the first album I ever owned so it has a special place in my heart
That one is pretty good too, not my favorite
>poorfag
>>681650499
>checked
You know it
I don't have much lewds
Also just an fyi, waxing doesn't actually hurt that bad. Think of getting shot by a paintball gun, just stings for a couple seconds.
>>681650482
>>681650728
Holaaaaaa, how are you guys?
>>681650514
Stop body shaming me you misogynistic pig.
>>681650728
Hello how are you
>>681650728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDtj-2qnTXk
>>681650749
1 hop ahead >>681650479
>>681650636
>implying karen would ever think such disgusting thoughts
I'm gonna have to stop you right there friendo
>>681650646
>bum forest
yeah ok
>>681650775
no
>>681650617
rei is more of a cute than asuka
>>681650948
Yeah OK?
>>681650841
>>681650857
Doing good, what about you two?
>>681650749
Atleast the bun has good taste in music, even if Syndra was faster.
>>681650922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DetEgFqO3A
Best MGS
>>681650636
It probably isn't, but I still like jumping to conclusions. It makes it a bit more interesting.
>>681650846
>misogynistic pic
>after seeing a male hairy ass
>misogynistic
Holy shit, I'm ashamed once again. Go away.
>>681650775
lewds?
>>681650646
>bum forest
before waxing I'd recommend shaving. Waxing should be done with short hair, not with long hair.
>it's less painful
trust me on that one tomo
>>681650846
>implying that ass is from a femanon
so this thread is lewd, ok
>>681650775
neither do i
Tired after my literature class
Claiming
How you doing /b/ros?
>>681650841
But on the butt. And I'm doing fine. You?
>>681651047
literally no idea how to respond to "bum forest"
Y'all niggas are a bunch of degenerates.
Posting lewds and shit.
>>681651206
She can decide for herself what her gender is
>>681651064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0ttxactpZ4
>>681651332
^
>>681648704
>Super late reply
Just got off work, heading home now to most likely lie in bed and do nothing.
>>681649372
><>>><<><>
>>681651064
I'm doing pretty good so what type of music do you guys listen to
>>681651206
>Assuming what I identify as
What a retard.
>>681651105
What are you fucking gay?
>>681651240
yes I am okay with this
>>681651064
Stomach is upset for some reason, maybe having Autism In A Can aka mountain dew as soon as I woke up was a bad idea.
>>681651299
Eh it's not that bad. And I'm alright, see above. Dreading having to deal with driving out of the Valley during 5pm traffic tomorrow, isn't going to be fun, gonna take me 3 hours to drive 50 miles >.>
>>681651536
A Cruel Angels Thesis
Komme Süsser Todd
repeat
>>681651536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGTkAVsrfg8
Still decompressing from work.
>>681651472
<>< <>< ><> ><>
><> ><> <>< <><
>>681651360
>her
I prefer that you use zer.
>>681651642
forgot the pic
>>681651456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWd8YszvqwM
>>681651472
Sounds comfy
>>681651536
Pretty much anything to be honest.
>>681651631
Ah, I know the feeling. Drinking stuff like that after you woke up (or before going to sleep) doesn't really help.
>>681651654
I still need to play that game.
>>681651587
>>681651679
go back to tumblr, please, you're only hurting yourself here.
You know, here something like "free speech" does still exist. Now get your hairy fucking ass out of this thread
>>681651587
>>681651360
A cisgendered shitlord such as I wouldn't understand the special snowflake status, I apologize. I shall now respect all mental illnesses
>>681651786
Hey Schwarzenegger, ich glaub der meint das nicht ernst
>>681651771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1HpdleCgeg
I would like to formally apologize for my next level shitposting this thread.
None of anything said or posted was to be taken seriously.
>>681651786
>pronoun status
>not learned
This is so triggering.
>>681651918
ich weiß, offensichtlicher Köder ist offensichtlich. Aber mir ist fad
>>681652002
UGH! EXCUSE ME!
>>681651889
>>681651786
It's a fucking meme you dips
>taking the bait
Cmon guys I know you're better than this.
>>681652034
early bake because I didn't think the picture would upload this fast
>>681651979
these ost are godtier, keep' em coming please
>>681651278
We doing good. How's lit?
>>681651631
3 hours for 50 miles? What's the average speed limit you're going my dude?
>shinoa bro
>>681651360
>>681651679
>This is meta as fuck on 4chan now
I don't care that it's ironic, the ironic posting is almost as annoying as the people actually spouting this nonsense. You're not funny.
