Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss
Obligatory claim.
Back from the shower. Claiming.
>steps out of shower
>feels water droplet fall down chest
>mistake it as spider
>panic mode initiates.
>>681583266
how long until the exam?
>>681583399
thanks handy
Claim so how everyone
What the fuck habbened to Fran
Claimed.
>>681583672
>Pissing
>Handy Mandy spider the size of my palm comes out to say hello
>Instant panic
>>681583821
I'm sure he's just busy.
>>681583399
u make this thread every fucking day. you fucking weebs make me sick. get a goddamn life OP or just kill yourself already.
I'm here
Iowa claim
>>681584177
Iowa FTW!
Vivian James claimed.
I learned about SpaceX's Red Dragon today figured I should share.
https://spaceflightnow.com/2016/04/27/spacex-announces-plan-to-send-mission-to-mars-in-2018/
>>681584123
Can I do both?
>>681584176
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>>681584177
welcome back
>>681583766
welcome
>>681583399
top my thread handy if you can
>>681584287
That crow is not having any of it.
>>681584681
Impossible, I don't stand a chance.
>>681584176
>>681584177
Hey guys, sorry for not replying back. I was trying to drown myself in the shower.
>>681584322
Vivian, I wanted to ask you your thoughts on time as a concept of human perception.
Am kill.
Goodnight lovelies.
>>681584904
>Don't die.
Goodnight, handsome. Was nice talking to you.
>pats
>>681584904
goodnight beautiful
you're great to talk to
>>681584904
Goodnight Tomo.
>>681584322
Sounds pretty good.
>>681584755
He'll come around, the little shit.
>>681584904
Guten nacht
>Mirai
>>681584681
Thank you gorgeous
>>681584773
Hey man. Not cool
Finished the measurements for sod. Need to buy just over 2000 feet of it.
Boi this is gonna take some work
I know I didn't say anything but I need to get off so goodnight everyone
>>681584273
>pic
>>681584681
Thank you my man.
>>681585467
Good night
>>681585467
Goodnight!
>>681585231
Recruit him.
I said I got banned then talked tomy gf for a bit.
Idk if you guys wanted to know why but I'll tell you anyways
Remember when I ran out of marie rose pics so I started posting bread porn?
Well I started posting bread porn all over 4chan. Eventually got banned for it
>>681584773
I mean, I don't we can't technically detect time, but maybe that'll change as science marches on? I don't know, chronology isn't something I'm literate on.
I'm done for the night, I need to be up in 3 hours. Good night, everyone.
>>681585743
Gn juri
>>681585743
Goodnight Juri.
>>681585727
>Well I started posting bread porn all over 4chan.
No wonder you got banned :^)
>>681585467
Goodnight there
>>681585389
busy guy
>>681585727
i want to ask what bread porn is, but i'm afraid of the answer
>>681585743
goodnight beautiful
i'll force you to speak another night.
>>681586035
could have used words...
>>681585709
I might need a little help with this one...
>>681586226
Pictures are worth a million words
>>681586396
Whats going on?
>>681586396
Drug his bread.
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>>681585231
Get ready
Goodnight beautiful thread and all those in it except asshole.
>>681586837
Good Idea. He isn't listening to reason and I don't have time to toil for too much longer.
>>681586585
Recruiting a crow into my watchful ranks.
>>681587333
Asshole is Tomorrow fuk u
>>681587333
Sleep well Yuuko.
Im going to bed too. Night
>>681587393
Tomo
And you ruined the surprise
>>681587333
Good night gorgeous
>>681587333
Goodnight, beautiful. Sleep warm and well.
>>681587376
His choice is irrelevant to the cause at hand.
>>681587466
Goodnight, man. Sleep warm and well.
>>681587492
So much for sleep, eh?
>>681587466
Goodnight Marie.
>>681587771
I can't sleep without shitposting and U only browse these threads
>>681587931
Fi didn't riding to get so do EU do
>>681587931
>>681587998
>mobile
>>681584065
>piss everywhere, amirite?
>>681585333
Rather refreshing, actually.
>>681585741
No, not that. Time. Because it can't be proven to have started or end, its percieved as constant, when in fact, it may not be a constant, and time may not actually exist outside of humanity's idea of it.
QOTT: Did you say chocolate?
Chocolate!?
We should probably just migrate to the other thread.
>>681588114
How do you drown you self in the shower? In the bath, I can see, but shower?
>>681588176
Yeah you rub it on your skin and it makes you young forever.
>>681587931
>>681587998
Kek, I can tell. What's your favorite Halo game since you're still up.
>happy to be under your watchful eye
>>681588114
I actually just stared at him as he scuttled on towards my foot. Scared the hell out of me, one time a big palmetto bug crawled on my foot and I just about fell backwards while screaming. I'm not fond of bugs.
>>681588333
Have you ever a turkey?
>>681588114
Well, we can't test for that or make a observation that can either credit or discredit the claim, so I suppose we just can't know. Also please don't kill yourself. Like really, please don't.
>>681588407
2 is best.
>>681588715
Glad we can agree on that, man. How you feel about that remaster they did? I mainly like it for the remastered music/cutscenes.
>OST for it was also one of the best
>>681588549
I don't think so. Have you? Should I be scared right now?
>>681588699
That is true. I guess theoretical physics is really just a useless trade, after all...Aha, I'm not suicidal, Viv. I hate my life, thats for sure, but I'm not suicidal. I earnestly thank you for caring, though. Plus who could kill themselves with a cutie waifu like this?
>>681588895
Am sleep but it was fun to switch between original and remastered graphics
>>681589231
Mmmm, yeah, it's a lot of fun for sure. One of my favorite console franchises.
Rest well, handsome.
>>681588938
I have. And you should.
>turkeys need to be locked up when it rains, as their tendency to look up at the sky may cause them to drown
>have you ever a turkey
>>681589187
I wouldn't say theoretical physics are useless, we just haven't figured out how to apply them yet. Also thank god, I wasn't sure if you were joking about trying to drown yourself or not.
>>681588407
You should have asked him to hold it for you while you texted somebody haha. Bugs make great people, though.
>>681587771
I got the stubborn bastard, but it turns out that, being the little shit that he is, he shares his bread.
Now I have more disciples than I had bargained for. At least the Great Gray seems very resourceful.. We'll see about the rest.
Claiming my Waifu
>>681589505
>light gasp!
claimed
>>681589736
>confused hands
Huh? They're basically roaches if you don't know, those fuckers bite. They also fly, I'm a coward around bugs.
>>681589765
Shares his bread? A natural leader from the looks of it, he'll make an excellent addition to the ranks.
Claim
Alright, how about this: when this thread dies, we go to the other one so that /waifu/ is whole again. Sound good?
>>681589603
No, heh. I'm too worried about life to seriously think about dying.
>>681589834
No scary Mirai reaction pics. Maybe something surprising then?!
>Pic related
>>681590503
I meant the spider. You should collect them and teach them spells.
>>681591165
I'll teach them all I know, they'll become my eight legged zealots.
>>681591165
That's arousing
>>681590585
>>681583399
hi guys
Do we have multithreads going on again?
>>681592513
Yeah, when this thread 404's, just go to the other one.
here
>>681592627
the last one just capped...
how many fucking threads are there?
Milinda checking in.
Lucy clamied... Hello all! <3 I hope everyone is having a good day/night.
>>681591335
'99 was a great year for movies
>>681591749
You think so? Is it the glasses?
>>681592044
Oy Nano! Hows it gwan?
>>681592699
Heyo, Smug.
Hamakaze claimed
Nice and clean!
>Still multi-threading
God damnit niggers, get your shit right and call out like twenty posts before a new thread if you're going to bake!
>>681592810
Quite the random statement, friendo. I love movies in general, I haven't kept up much with dates.
List some?
>>681592859
>>681592471
Yea I got some urf games in the weekend. Malzahar is probably my favorite of em all.
>>681592810
eh im ok, honestly a little sad
also theres atleast 5 waifu threads right now and im confused and scared
>>681592954
Calm and slow going threads are nice though.
>>681590503
I only need another pair of eyes and the Owl proves to be more useful.
He is also a rather talented singer. I feel like I won't get this chance again.
>>681592826
good evening
>>681592810
>File name
>>681592986
I was going in as shaco. I can see malzahar taking names tho.
>>681592954
>have this leg
mads already hate us. Why give them more reason to prune our threads?
Where's the other one?
or two
or three
claimmm
>>681592794
Hello! Nights good over here. How is it over where you live?
Claiming, hows it goin everyone?
>>681593374
LEWD
>>681593092
>He is also a rather talented singer.
My lack of knowledge of the game Vigil originates from makes the conversation quite confusing. He can sing?
>>681593182
How are you?
>>681593264
I like how this thread's been up longer than an hour.
Sylvie is love
>>681592786
Mili, heyo. Welcome to the slower thread.
>>681592794
But of course. And you as well.
>>681592954
It's like an 80/20 thread though. This one's nice and slow.
>>681592960
I was referring to your comment "Eight Legged Zealots" with a reference to "Eight Legged Freaks" but that was 2002 so I really just fucked up.
>>681593052
Sad? Something happen to bring on this sadness? And yeah, we'll get pruned eventually. I'm sticking with Hand's thread though, because that's the kind of person I am.
>>681593225
>shaco
wow you really are hitler. I loved malzahar because you just spam constantly and you get an army of voidlings. Going ad gave them the firepower they needed.
>>681593492
It's going great how about you koko
clmd
>>681593492
KOKOKOKOKOKO <3
>>681593062
Thats true.
>>681593225
Danke
>>681593629
Yeah, slow threads are nice but multithreading is going to be the end of us
>inb4 mods are behind this
>>681593492
it goes
>>681593494
got a headache other than that fine you?
>>681593417
It's a warm rainy night here. And Im doing good. How about you?
>>681593374
gimme dat body
>Keep this shit civilized.
>>681593629
Thanks :D Whats up with you?
>>681593633
hehe I love the dumb build you can make on urf and still win.
>>681593629
Thanks friend. Glad I could be here. :)
>>681593492
Everyone keeps making fun of my name still.... but I'm okay.. how are you Koko?
>>681593934
hello
>>681593374
Very VERY lewd
>>681593492
Hey there literal neighbor. This is Miia, well, WAS Miia. Original Miia came back from the dead so I switched folders. From now on when you see Flash, es me.
Hello everyone, how's it been?
>>681593961
>
>>681594051
you get kf2 yet or we killin zombs tonight?
>>681593629
eh not sure
just feeling really lonely today i guess.
>>681593492
Koko my nigga, my nigga
>>681593629
Yeah it's your glasses..
>>681593859
Bit pissed because I studied all day yesterday for a test today but it's pushed back to next monday because of the thunderstorms that cut off the power when I was heading to class
>>681593374
>mustacheblackguychewinggum.gif
>>681593218
I think your missing the point of that photo. It's all about the glasses.
>>681593492
Rum n Koko. got a new rum today. It's pretty alright.
>>681593771
Concur.
>>681593859
Snackin' and chillaxin' like a baller
>>681594129
>kf2
hey i have that and i'll play wiith you, i could use the company tonight
>>681593633
Good to hear! Im doing pretty good, what you got thats goin great?
>>681593745
Heya! Hows it goin?
>>681593771
Thats quite the welcome! Haha <3 how are you doin?
>>681593814
Good to hear, what are you up too?
>>681593961
Why would they do that kongo? Im doing pretty good thanks :P
>>681593934
Quit it with the lurkage
So, any of you guys have some science news? I'm always looking for new science things to be fascinated by.
>>681594257
>hey i have that
I bought it for you...
>i'll play with you
WE'VE PLAYED BEFORE
I want to get tomakato in on it too
>>681593494
Oh, yes. He is quite the compelling storyteller.
>made it up
>there isn't a singing owl
>>681594129
SEE?? this is not okay!
>>681594259
No not you too T_T ugh...
>>681594127
Maki! Hey friend!
"What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Some men you just can't reach...
So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it!
Well, he gets it!
N' I don't like it any more than you men."
>>681593961
Who would make fun of your name? I would never do that!
>>681594259
I have no clue. I'm just happy haha.
>>681593629
You're a bigger movie nut than me, I just thought that sounded goofy. Either way, was a good call back, I hadn't thought of it.
>pats
>>681593771
>Yeah, slow threads are nice
>the end of us
We'll find a way, just happens.
>>681593814
Sorry about your headache, man. Don't wanna take any pain killers?
I'm doing alright, just listening to some Halo OST.
>>681593934
You're still up? Damn.
>>681593934
May I join the bebop?
>>681594145
I know the feel man. But hey you got more chill time amirite?
>>681594247
I gotcha villian
>>681594443
>mfw i forget pic
>mfw 1 off
It's always with the 4's!
>>681594477
Then we have this cunt
>>681594496
You're right, it's not ok
It's awesome
>>681594058
Howdy neighboroony! Thats an interesting choice haha, why flash?
>not that hes bad
>>681594127
Hey! Hows it goin?
>>681594145
My nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, 100% nigga. How goes it?
>>681594247
A new rum? What is it! I still got a bottle of Kings Bay left so itll be a few days till I re-up haha
>>681594259
I'm alright, just sitting here chatting it up with you all
>>681594278
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
>>681594526
Hello Froggo, sorry I didnt answer last thread, I was showering.
Claiming
How are you guys doing tonight?
>>681594557
I wont go to bed for another 5 hours, son. I've been up for about 7, doing shit around the house.
It's literally never been more clean
>>681594585
What are you koalafication?
>>681594618
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>>681594443
I'LL STILL PLAY WITH YOU TONIGHT
don't yell at me
Back from the shower, how's everyone's night so far?
>>681594477
Story telling? Even more confused now.
>there isn't a singing owl
You're a goofball.
>>681594713
Reina is a qt.
>>681594526
Ribbit <3
>>681594618
Well Flash, specifically Barry Allen, was my first ava back when I first started posting on the 4chins about 3 years ago, figured going back to basics couldn't hurt.
>>681594129
maybe later i need to relax for a bit
>>681594259
nothing much
>>681594557
nah its not worth it
>>681594713
I'm alright bby. How about yourself?
>>681594732
I work in an autoshop and I've got invisible hands.
>I like the pun kek
>>681594496
After the all the dunks you gave me last night? Ya, me too haha
>>681594278
It's not recent by any means, but I recall some new elements being discovered?
>>681594526
Heya froggo!
>>681594528
Thats awesome! I'ts always nice when you get a random burst of happy :) what are you up too?
>>681594822
/shrug
Pats back
>Have you pat your waifu today?
>>681594594
Is it really that hard to pronounce...
>>681594528
You do dess! Especially you!
>>681594945
It was just banter I swear T_T I swear I drink because of yall.
>>681594982
That dosent sound good, something wrong?
>>681594987
Always
>>681594822
You should have let me help you shower bb. But Im aight. Yourself?
>>681594945
Yeah, I heard about that. I don't think they were technically discovered, just verified to exist.
>>681594515
Hey Milinda! What's up man?
>Good news it actually came.
>>681594618
Heyo Koko! I'm ok can't really get to sleep. You?
>>681594127
Nothing much maki but last reply on
>>681594145
Other than that, it's good
>>681594585
Yup. Played son3 more saints row 4
>>681594618
Love that non racial song lol. Today could've been better
>>681594713
Welcome back friend
>>681594987
Sylvie! And yes. shinoa loves a good pat. How are you?
>>681595127
just feelin lonely I guess
>>681594732
Well shit, look at you being all clean and such. I clean just about every day no thanks to my OCD.
Another 5 hours? Hell, hope you get some good sleep when it comes, handsome.
>>681594987
Nah, not sure how I'd do that. How are ya, patmaster.
>>681594139
I don't normally do this.
>pats head
There. There. Ahem. Don't be lonely. We're here.
>>681594145
Then you understand. Good, good.
>>681594278
It's not really new, but I recently found out that Titan isn't a blackout landscape with black sand and metal/ice storms. I was disappointed.
>>681593959
Get any flying done today?
>>681594557
fuyukaidesu
But thanks, ha
>>681594585
Glad you got my back. Need another homie. Can I call you L-C?
>>681594618
It's called Baron Samedi. 5/10 about as good as Bacardi Spiced.
>Have you ever had Mount Gay and Nutliqueur?
>those two drinks can change a man
>>681594638
Sounds cozy, are you watching/listening to anything? How was your day?
>>681594713
Heya! Hows it goin?
>>681594732
>lurks
>posts
Pick one brotha!
>>681594822
Sup niggo!
>>681594850
Can't go wrong with that! How do you like the show? I haven't really watched it but I feel like the guy who plays the flash is a bit...thin haha
>>681594854
Same same I see haha, how was your day?
>>681594945
Just talking to you guys while I wait for some friends to get on for civ but I don't think it's gonna happen.
>>681595074
Oh come on Kongou-bongo I would never
>>681594848
Yes indeed
>>681594907
Doing pretty well thanks. Playing League after a hatd day of exams.
>>681595238
Hey how are you doing?
>>681595169
O-oh.. should of known 0_0
Well headache's calmed down a bit, waiting for aleve to kick in
>>681595264
Sorry to hear that, we're here for ya if that counts for anything.
>>681595386
Sup white boi! How are ya?
>>681595386
Oh I absolutely love the show, and I think Grant Gustin is a wonderful Barry! He's just so skinny cause canonically he's only been the Flash for about two years, boy's got some growin yet to do lol
>Barry
>>681595336
You're very welcome, cutey.
>hand
>>681594771
Good. I guess tomoko is getting it this weekend. We can dominate the maps together.
Hopefully my shit doesnt do whacko again.
>>681594854
>relax
>fapping to waifu
Take your time
>>681594945
>angryeyes.jpg
>>681595074
Kohageh... Korabora...
koowabarra?
I dont even know.
>>681595294
I dont really have the energy or motivation after work. I've actually seen the sun on my vacation time, so it's really nice to open everything up, take my meds and just go at it.
I've really lost a lot of tension, which will come right back on monday
>>681595386
>angryeyes.jpg
>>681595499
come cuddle with me Yuno
-Nano
>>681594638
Showering without me? :c
>>681594850
>>681594945
Hello hello~
>Tsuyu
