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Where's da ketchup?
>>681537366
Does your gf/bf enjoy your salty, bitter cum?
> implying he has a gf/bf
>>681537366
Solid looking porterhouse. Like the grill marks on it. Enjoy anon
Nice steak knife you fucking faggot. Also who the fuck eats their steak well done? are you a sissyboy or some shit? I swear if you ordered that when i was with you in a restaurant i'd straight up get up and leave. bruh learn how to cook ayy lmao
>>681537366
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>>681537366
Burnt
Literally kill yourself. Could cook a ten dollar bill with more flavor
NAH
Well done? What a bitch. I eat mine straight off the cow. Better than bleu
>burnt and well done
it's like you enjoy eating shit
>>681537366
Prepare to start paying a tax on red meat.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/denmark-ethics-council-calls-for-tax-on-red-meat-to-fight-ethical-problem-of-climate-change-a7003061.html
>>681537366
You killed it by going any further than medium
let it be red
>>681537366
A little overdone for my taste but looks delicious. Have a good meal, OP.
>>681537923
>I eat my steak rare with muh bear hands and devour it with my fangs raaawr
>>681537366
Well done is where it's at. Good eatin'
>>681538603
Enjoy your intestinal worms, you fucking savage.
>>681538603
gross
needs 2minutes in the microwave
>>681538944
its just spaghetti i like it too
If you are going to eat a steak well done, then the very highest quality meat you should by is sirloin. anything higher is just a waste
>>681537366
You monster. How could you possibly eat that poor dead cow? Did you even think about how it felt when it died??? That cow was raised in misery and died an excruciatingly painful death just so you could eat an unhealthy mean. Kill yourself, scum.
>>681538603
The pearly gloss of the middle with its round shape looks like it's intestines. It's fucking nauseating to look at. I'd rather eat a charred hunk of chewy meat.
>>681537366
>well done
you can tell its dry as fuck because the plate is dry too
Well done? Anything higher than medium rare and you've just wasted the steak. Will take a fucking year to chew that
>>681537366
How can you taste the quality of the beef? Oh, that's right, you can't. Eat it fucking rare you goddamn pussy faggot!
>>681538944
>worms
>in an american Grade A cut steak
if someone ever found worms in their steak there'd be a huge ass recall
BAIT
Wow I never knew /b/ was such faggots about a fucking chunk of meat lol. It's not even yours
>>681537366
>>681537923
implying u eat urs raw
>all these butthurt idiots that have no idea what their talking about
well done has the best texture and flavor you idiots
>well done top tier
>medium well is alright
>medium is pleb tier
>medium rare was made custom for dracula
>rare your gonna need to see a doctor mate
>anything below and you have a death wish
>>681540665
jUNJI iTO IS SO DAMN GOOD
>>681540801
I like that, it looks like its been cooked medium/medium-rare
I went to a restaraunt the other day and the lady asked me if I wanted "pink or no pink" and I told her I wanted my steak done "medium" and she said "so is that pink or no pink?"
Apparently millenials became so out of touch with how to order a steak they just ask for "pink or no pink"
>>681540866
This post is full of nope
>>681537366
>no pink
3/10, would not masticate
>>681540947
This why you don't eat steak at chain restaurants. That's their policy now. Pink or no pink, and on /b/ we all like the pink. Zing.
>>681540866
>"all these idiots have no idea what their talking about"
>idiots
>their
>>681538944
What kinda shit meat you buying? Get some higher standards instead of buying your meat in the 75% off 2 week old managers special bin.
>ITT: butthurt idiots get mad because OP posts a pic of how a steak SHOULD be cooked
i'm sorry but rare etc is just a fad its fucking raw, try cooking a steak properly ffs it tastes so much fucking better, you cannot beat a well done wagyu steak crispy bark and melt in the mouth...stop being a sheep following the gordon ramsay faggot trend and learn to cook
>>681537366
Learn how to medium rare faggot
>>681541785
What a fag.
>>681539757
The pain makes it so much tastier.
>>681541877
>>681541924
>projecting his gay rage
>>681538603
Don't listen to those other faggots, that's perfect.
>cooking meat
>its red
>cook
>red
>COOKED
>STILL RED
>COOKED
>>681542740
this tbh
>>681537366
That's pretty shit-tier looking meat. Atleast it's cooked all wrong.
>>681542740
call this cooked?
>>681543199
lol thats just the outer bark man that's perfect
you obviously know nothing about steaks that's obviously been seasoned and cooked in a wood oven to get that effect...i bet thats juicy as fuck
>quality of beef
You fuckers honestly trust the "quality of beef" from you're local carabas?
Well done masters, pulling out tapes One ass at a time.
>>681538603
perfection
>>681543199
That looks like a rub tho.
WE NEED BLOOOOOOD
ITT:
Why don't you like the things that I like?
Jk its a bunch of people trying to explain why beef tastes better rare arguing with 3 other types of people:
1. people who have only ever had their beef well done or medium well done
2. people who have gotten sick from rare beef and decided that it is not worth the risk for them
and 3. trolls - i'm looking at the guy with the gif of the really fat nerd
>>681537366
Delicious
Raw or rare meat tastes exactly the same from cut to cut. Only cooking it brings out the flavors of your marinade, spices, etc.
Only pretentious tweens think eating a steak rare makes you manly. They'll learn
>>681538944
Do you live in the African jungles or something? When was the last time someone in the western world got a parasite from undercooked meat? Our pork is usually safe to eat raw, and pork is the dirtiest meat.
Damn haven't seen one of these for a while. They once were about as common as other trollthreads.... cut vs uncut, atheist vs Christian, etc. A good cut of steak can be cooked to any doneness by someone who knows what they're doing and be delicious and juicy. Eat it the way you like it
>>681544133
That's bullshit. Tataki from Kobe beef vs Tataki from ordinary beef. No contest.
>>681538603
tiny bit rare for me, but ten times better than well done.
>>681544340
>>681544528
>clearly made by an autist
kys faggot
>>681541785
False. Rare is infinitely superior to your well done slab of shoe leather. Name one proper chef that suggests your bullshit faggotry.
>>681541785
Bitch nigger right here
>>681544668
This
>>681544925
I think what people want is tender and juicy. I've never had a well done steak that was anything other than Goodyear-tier.
>>681543524
What the fuck third world shithole do you live in? Did your people just discover basic hygiene?
>>681544133
I don't think that's true, please cite your sources
>>681544925
>>681545019
go to japan and have it cooked properly they do the best well done steak in the world....hell just go to any texas BBQ and you will get a decent seasoned cooked steak none of your raw shit that tastes of blood lol
>>681537923
Learn how to eat a steak. Only sissyboy plebs don't eat their steak well done. I wouldn't mind banning consumption of a non-welldone steak you barbarian.
>>681545633
>/thread
>>681538160
>likes raw steak
Hopefully subhuman plebs like you have cancer, the steak he's eating isn't even cooked enough. I'd rather eat shit than a raw steak.
>>681538298
>enjoys raw steaks
Eating a medium to rare steak is worse than torture, it tastes like shit.
>>681538448
Medium kills the steak.
>>681537366
Eating a tire? It's overcooked, slap the chef
>>681541877
Learn how to well done faggot.
>>681541924
get out fag
>>681545019
leave bitch.
>>681537366
stupid animal killer. animals have rights too.
>>681541785
You gotta learn some people are just pleb barbarians.
>>681541129
Enjoy ban m8. Trolling is against the rules, mods are coming.
>>681546474
Well done is the best steak.
Beef is delicious regardless of how you like it cooked
>>681537366
>well done
Kill yourself. Medium and under is the only acceptable way to eat steak
>>681537923
Holy shit you're a faggot. You'd leave a restaurant because someone has different taste than you? End yourself.
>>681546946
WTF anything except well done is gross.
>>681547123
hopefully you have cancer you barbarian. Freaks like you don't belong in civilized society.
>>681546834
yeah like this moron >>681547123
they are just sheep following fancy faggot chefs lmao
vegan reporting in
it doesn't fucking matter if its red/pink, all that matters is that it isnt fucking dry. Just so happens steak gets dry when cooked too long. Short ribs taste better when cooked longer because it has higher fat
>>681546946
especially with ketchup :^)
>>681547340
I think they are just genetically primitive. They are less evolved.
>>681547371
It doesn't matter if it's well done or not, if there is pink, it's for the dogs.
>>681547277
>>681547340
Nah mate, well done is shit. Rare is borderline barbaric though
>>681547367
kill yourself
>>681547564
Medium or medium rare is pure shit you subhuman
I just have to vent. I can't fucking stand meat eaters and the way you push your immoral and unhealthy practices on others. I'm vegan, and all I want is for people to respect our choice to not eat meat, but no. Every time we go a restaurant and everyone else is eating meat, we get ostrichized. Fuck YOU lard bags, all of you are candidates for strokes and heart-attacks, sitting on your computers jerking off and getting fatter and fatter. Look at my face, make you hard nerds? Will as long as you eat meat you?ve never got a shot at touching a girl like me. And guess what? When I eat, I don't have to commit murder to fill my belly. What is your rational? It's okay to mutilate and eat animals cuz they are less intelligent? Would you mutilate and eat a mentally challenged person? Think of the starving people in Africa that could have been fed with the produce that was used to fatten your fat, pot-bellied cows. I hope you all rot in hell.
>>681539999
Checked, your're autisticmic
>>681547564
nope
>video related is how steak and other meats should be cooked this is well done perfection
>>681547528
well...that's faggots for ya
>>681547818
gr8 b8
>>681537366
Fuck off this isn't facebook
Did you try the pork fillet
>>681547921
Leave autist
>>681547930
So not liking rare meat is being a faggot? Fuck off subhuman barbarian.
>>681548302
if you eat rare meat then you are a faggot tbh
>>681548502
I know, anything but well done is faggot.
>>681548302
Thats atctully real mean becuase I do infact has autims
>>681548671
Sorry.
Medium or medium-well and I'm good
>>681549055
Fornfirmed troll, enjoy ban
>>681549502
confirmed*
>>681537923
I bet OP uses steak sauce, too
Good steak has some bourbon
if you eat this rare shit
enjoy your cancer and autism
>>681537366
Um, MODS!!!
>>681549676
I am the bourbon guy, I say be a real man and eat that shit raw
>>681549851
You're not a man.
overdone and too fatty.
OP likes steak like his women. fat and black.
Since when has well done ever been the right way? I'm sorry you fags can only get the taste of cock outa your mouth with a charred slab of cow jerky, but the only real way is with some blood in it. Honestly it really is the only way, anyone who thinks otherwise is retarded
>>681549910
Atleast I'm not a steakless fag.
>>681537366
I like blinis with strawberry jam
>>681538603
A little too red but looks good m8
>>681549932
It's not cooked enough actually. Rare is bad.
>>681550034
Since men has been civilized. Anything but well done is only eaten by fags. Anyone who eats any steak other than well done is a subhuman pleb freak.
>>681550067
You are a steakless fag you freak.
>>681545633
>Tells people to go to. japan for properly cooked food
>Seems to be unaware that the words sushi, sashimi, etc are from japan.
>>681550218
Alright, I'm sorry I want some flavor in my steak and not eating a slab of charcole. I'm also sorry you same fagged all over your thread to get a cheap laugh, kys
>>681549676
cooking red meat makes it more carcinogenic lol
>>681550459
>never had wagyu steak....
>>681547930
>comparing ribs and shit to steak
you're a dumbass. different cuts of meat require different kinds of cooked levels. also that first slab of meat is medium well, not well done. well done is like eating leather.
>>681550481
Oh ok your a troll, you don't actually like a nasty hunk of cow. You're still being banned.
>>681550682
HAHA you have
>>681538603
/thread
>>681538603
Literally 60-70 seconds underdone. Or just tent that shit in tin foil for a couple minutes before eating it.
>>681550717
A is a word. First one I saw.
>>681544528
Thats not what medium looks like.
That "medium" is more medium well
>>681544133
You know who disagrees with you? Every chef in the world.
>>681544133
>marinade
>spices
get fucked. salt, pepper, flame, good meat... all you need.
>>681544133
You must learn only barbarians don't eat good steak
>>681544340
The first four are fucking disgusting.
>>681550695
>ignoring the juicy well done steak in the vid
kek
>>681539757
I feel shitty when I die inside every day.
I live in misery.
I will die an excruciatingly painful death when I give up.
Bacteria and scavengers will eat me when that happens.
What's your point, faggot?
>>681550761
1/10
troll harder
>>681539757
fuck off scum
>>681549851
>more onion than meat
>weird browning
I can *see* it's not properly seasoned. And where's the fucking garlic and toasted bread? Whoever made that is shit at making proper biftek tartar.
>>681546304
>too ignorant to understand the difference between cooked and grey.
go look up how hot meat has to be to be safe, whole muscle and ground meat are different, btw.
>>681540414
You're being banned for trolling
>>681540665
You too, trolling is against the rules, enjoy ban.
>>681551426
Another fag being banned for trolling.
>2016
>eating raw meat
If it was for you, fire would never have been invented.
Commit sudoku you filthy animals.
>>681551603
You don't understand the difference between raw and cooked.
>>681546737
you're objectively wrong and stupid.
>>681551736
You're objectively wrong, stupid, and subhuman
>>681551430
Seasoned with onions for 24 hours, gets a sweetness on the cow ass
>>681551673
>commit sudoku
>sudoku
>>681550904
>>681552067
>being this new
please go and stay go
>>681550717
ax
wax
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am
Not seeing anything else. So how does that describe me?
>>681551300
there's definitely no steak.
I think you're talking about the brisket.
go look up what a brisket is and discover for yourself why you have to cook it to death.
ignorant plebs.
>>681540315
Theoretically you should be able to eat an American grade A steak raw and no worries.
>>681552104
leave subhuman
>>681549676
>>681550656
This, and your pic isn't rare, it's blue.
>>681552251
A lying autistic faggot
>>681551430
browning is caused by acid, meat is technically 'cooked.'
>>681540866
i concur, my parents on my b day like accidentally (they were trying out the new grill) and burnt our steaks... or so it seemed...
the flavor was dope, the steaks were cash as fuck, lil charred edges, etc, not like literally burnt but well-fucking-done. And I loved it.
my friends who like rareish type steaks are all fatasses anyways so who gives a fuck
>>681552277
>thinks steak is brisket
thanks for proving my point that you faggots know nothing about steak
>>681551430
>garlic
>toasted bread
You are shit at cooking
>>681552334
>>681537366
What the fuck did that steak do to you?
>Well Done
>Faggot
>>681539999
Quads check
>>681552677
I've been had, no one is this stupid.
While I'd normally be on the medium rare bandwagon, that steak appears to be charbroiled - which still tastes really fucking good even if it is well done.
>>681552896
>you are right so i'll act like a retard.
there FTFY faggot.
op's stake
fuck off in advance
>>681553243
fuckin exactly
>>681540801
This steak was cooked sous vide (in a water bath) and then seared briefly before being served.
>>681553243
Seriously, how the fuck could anybody even argue this?
>>681553243
You tell em
>>681553243
show him anon!
>>681553243
I couldn't agree more. You took the words right out of my mouth, bro.
>>681553243
exactly man
>>681537366
What in the actual fuck? Way to ruin a nice cut of beef.
>>681553314
>stake
Steak you faggot.
>>681538603
This is rare. A good thread.
>>681552732
If you don't eat Well done you are a Queer, it's simple.
>>681553314
If it was cooked any less it would be raw meat you barbarian.
>>681553722
If it was cooked any less it would be ruined. Only subhuman plebs eat anything less than well done.
>>681553243
tella truth man
>>681553243
absolutely.
>>681540801
This is medium, pushing medium well.
>>681553722
>not knowing how to cook
TOP KEK
>>681553896
>>681547930
Rekt at 0:26
>>681550717
Those are the ones I found, not including one-letter words. Ax first, probably because it's there four times.
>>681549676
its RAWWWW
>>681537923
>Calls OP a faggot and sissyboy.
>Imagines going on a date with OP.
>>681553314
Looks good, just needs some ketchup.
>>681553417
>>681553517
>>681553533
>>681553544
>>681553615
>>681553641
>>681553942
>>681553948
>being so mad/autistic that he got BTFO for not knowing the difference between steak and brisket
zozzle
>>681537366
That steak is a god damn atrocity.
>>681553243
I totally agree!
>>681553342
>shows a steak for scrutiny
>doesn't cut into it
you fucking savage bastards.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3pmMZDko60
>>681554492
fuckk off IDIOT
>>681553243
You have my full physical and mental support
>>681544133
Fuck outta here with your spices you faggot
>>681553243
He's right you know.
>>681537366
>well done
>butter knife to cut steak
babby's first meal on his Fisher-Price Grill Jr.
>>681554741
>edits out his (You) in mspaint in a few seconds
nice try kid
zozzle
>>681538944
Enjoy living in a 3rd world shithole faggot.
>>681538603
kill yourself faggot this shit is disgusting af
>>681537366
xD
>>681553243
I agree 100% Tell that fucking faggot nigger dick cunt mother fucking kike /pol/poster who is boss. That's what I say, muh nigger-wigger-woo
>>681556341
>xD
>200+ replies
and some faggot sits at home tugging his cock
lmao you just wasted a porterhouse. well done? feels shit man,
>>681556543
while another faggot eats his bloody disgusting raw steak while his boyfriend pounds him in the ass
>>681556710
>another fag who don't know how to cook
zozzle
>>681537366
made my mouth water. damn i want a steak... but i have crack head teeth so i cant chew up anything tough -_-
>>681556514
Triggered.
All dese calories..
All dese diabeetus..
Fuck you fat crackas.
>>681546946
agreed
>>681555028
>>681550145
>>681557185
DELETE THIS
>>681553243
thats fucking right anon
>>681556341
>>681557034
samefagging
>>681550717
>The
>>681554351
>>681547930
>average american meal.webm
>>681546217
>Learn how to eat a steak.
>Only sissyboy plebs don't eat their steak well done.
muss be b8
What's the point of eating a steak if it's burnt to a crisp?
>>681544668
/thread
>>681537366
Vegetarian
>>681537366
It's a pork chop you fucking retards.
Is that vegan?
>>681537366
>>681537923
>>681538160
I honestly never got this meme.
I always try to make my Steak well done. It tastes so much fucking better that way. The bloody taste isn't anything special whatsoever. I'll have it bloody as hell sometimes but nah, I love my steak meaty. Tastes better, more tender, crispier. Mm, so fucking good.
>>681537923
What a pathetic loser caring how other people choose to eat their fucking food.
Sup.
>>681559640
also i put sauces on it anyway like a normal person.
>>681560264
fuck your steelseries mouse
>>681538603
Yeah, some of us don't want our food infested with salmonella, faggot.
>>681560357
Fuck your attitude.
>>681559640
Well done more tender? kek
If you like your steak well done there's no reason to buy anything above select-grade beef. USDA prime & choice beef is safe to eat at lower temperatures.
>>681553243
YOU TELL EM
>>681538603
it's a little too rare m8.
>>681537366
RIP t-bone.
>>681561742
i like my meat tough like me. when it's rare it's soft and shitty. the taste isn't good enough to compromise superior minerals.
the cow died, and? fuck that piece of shit. I'm a hunter. I'll kill you and roast your beef on a fire till your blood evaporates into heaven. you're a pussy ass nigga
>>681540801
this
http://youtu.be/_MiOUpM1jak
These lions are how I like my meat cooked:
![IMG_0143[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/apbuJDh.jpg "IMG_0143[1].jpg")
Med Rare Rib-eye
>>681563134
Oh-yeah
