Waifuism thread
>fuck the mods edition
The rules are fucking simple
>don't talk about fight club
>don't talk about fight club
>bitchez luv frying panz
>mods are fags
>claim your waifu
>post pics of aforementioned waifus
>drink lots of tea
>No lewds
>actually fuck that rule
>read next rule
>ignore the rule before
>most importantly: go fuck yourself
Mi Lou claimed
Rumia claimed
>>681419200
Respect the mods. They've never done me a bad turn.
>>681419200
claimed......
Waifu thread, edgy teen edition
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fags
>>681419200
>fuck the mods edition
wew
Mugi is cute
Miho claimed
>>681419200
whats lewd mean?
Vivian James claimed. So, what do you guys want to talk about?
>>681419200
Rules made by middle school kid with autism
Akiko claim
>>681418736
Ok so you should know the basics then
>every /waifu/ is unofficial get thread
>Don't take Chen seriously
>Fear the bun
etc
All that's left is to get yourself mixed in conversations. It's pretty much free game from here
I'm very tired so I'm gonna go to sleep now, goodnight everybody.
>>681419200
Still chillin.
>>681419200
You did it
>>681419420
If you never leave yourself vulnerable you'll never live.
>>681419200
INB4 deleted
>>681419666
666 confirms fear of bun
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>681419668
Night bestbro
>>681419549
>edgy 12 year old edition
CANCER
CANCER
CANCER
CANCER
CANCER
Fixed that for you
>>681419668
Goodnight Heather! Sweet dreams of rolling fields of cowgirls!
>>681419838
Tfw no marie rose
Allright i got a question for you magnificent bastards, whats your least favorite number?
I hate the number 5 with a passion
>>681419729
I am incredibly vulnerable.
>>681419668
goodnight beautiful milk dud
>>681419694
How's life at the farm treating ya?
>>681419668
I will suckle your utters in your sleep.
I need that
Vitamin D
>>681419666
Okay, with this post I, satakiko, have decreed these rules are to be canon from now on
>>681419668
Night jugs
>>681420157
Go make more videos, Jon Tron!
>>681420039
must be a nice guy.
>yuuko
>>681419637
Did someone say lewd?
>>681420062
How's life at the bright lights treating ya, bug eyes?
>that came off soo much ruder than I meant it.
>FUCK IT. ROLLING WITH IT ANYWAYS
>marie rose not hand-kun
>>681419666
satanic trips confirms it, akiko is a pedo
>>681420415
>>681420474
We didn't need trips to confirm that
>>681420564
Damn that's immediately hella lewd
Curie Claimed
Hi guys, I took work off today because meps really took a lot outta me. still glad I did so well. I just played fallout 4 today and listened to music. How are you guys doing?
>>681420307
He's a lot like the cold bear. A total faggot what thinks he's funny and clever, but really he's a desperate cuck.
>>681420388
Only to those I care about.
>>681420672
pretty terrible to be honest, how did duck walking go?
>>681420590
Your just mad that you're waifu is shit. They're isn't one better than mine.
>>681420653
It's the only one I could find.
>>681420672
whats up Curry. Spending mad dough yet?
C.C. Claim
>>681419666
Checked
>>681420672
I'm feeling great right now.
Just finished up some ehem... roleplay with my waifu. Shit was cash.
>>681420435
It's BEAUTIFUL....
I just can't look away until life comes and shocks me with some surprise.
>>681420713
>reads first response
i take back the nice comment
>>681420808
What? What's wrong?
>>681419200
Freaks.
Vid From my wedding
(dont worry its real).
Yuno : Quadruple claim
>>681420062
The days are long and warm. As a gourd I can not think of a better place to be this time of year.
>>681420861
Try harder
>>681420981
I like to think we're all pretty normal.
>>681420924
Nice was your description. I am only nice to the people I care about. I fail to see a reason to be kind to others, especially those that mean nothing to me.
>>681421113
>normal
>>681419694
Damn, Gourd. You're lookin' relaxed. That's pretty much what I try to do all day. Achieve some sort of calm.
>>681420861
Space cowboy
>>681420672
curie
>>681420808
what's wrong little one?
>>681421183
you're angry at something else. I don't know what it is though.
>>681421113
>I like to think we're all pretty normal.
By /b/ standards that is
We're pretty much all normie weeaboos
>>681421222
yes, very very very normal.
>>681420924
I'll give you a "suprise"
Rape. I mean rape. I will rape you, bug eyes
But first I'll splash some water on you...
*splish splash*
Yuko is taking a bath...
Anyone have any stories to tell? It can be something personal or just something that happened to a friend.
>>681421372
I'm not angry, I'm just an asshole.
Hello this thread.
>this isn't fun on mobile
>>681421376
B-But i had an interest in Japanese culture before i even watched anime
>>681421484
In case you didn't read this one yet
My personal story as compiled by Karen
>>681420970
im just not feeling to good, it's nothing lol, i didn't mean to break the lurk
>>681421372
just feelin a little off, im thinking ill be better tomorrow
>>681421372
Waifu
>>681421379
>Normal as it gets
>>681421591
This waifu gets it
>>681421591
I'm on mobile too. I always am. I jist have 2 tabs, it's not that bad
>>681421591
Mobile is shit. And my carrier got blocked by 4chan so i need to be on wifi to post.
>>681419200
>drink lots of tea
what about coffee?
its 4 am
>sachi claim
>>681421591
I feels ya
>Mi Lou
>>681421676
Oh... okay.
I-I wasn't worried or anything.. b-baka.
>>681421484
Well, I have the one story that I never tell the truth about.
How I got my badass scars
The bear I fought won't let me tell it.
>>681421793
It is if you're waifu a shit and phone is outdated
>>681421386
Two can be as cold as ice.
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>>681421572
so am i. I can tell you if what you're saying is true. You're angry at something else. How's the family life?
>>681421676
Spring time blues?
>>681421591
Welcome back Galko
>>681421615
Well that quality separates you from every other person here
Oh my what a special snowflake you must be
>that cat is way too smug
>>681422054
>>681422067
Bath time?
>>681421484
>downloads skype
>logs in
>gets 3500 notifications
>story over
>>681422173
Bath time
>>681420808
I'm sorry to hear that, hopefully it will get better. doctor was cool so it went by fast, and they ignored the loud cracking in my knees.
>>681420861
I get the "mad dough" after I complete my schooling for it, and receive normal pay until then.
>>681420923
Nice, I jerked it to some Curie pictured and gifs I had commissioned. great way to start the day.
>>681422054
What family life? I'm not angry, I'm indifferent.
>>681422205
Time for a new skype name.
>>681421282
Relaxed to the max.
>>681422054
Bug eyes confirmed nippleless
Biiiissssh nigga. You think I'm scared of ice?
>>681422342
How's your social life?
>yuuko
>>681422067
Thanks Akiko.
>>681421837
That really sucks.
>>681421793
Nice. I just have an app for it.
>I'm probably going to be in the other thread more if you need me
>>681422009
hahaha, being tsun is my job though
>>681422054
yeah, sounds about right lol
>>681422328
nice...that shit was pretty embarrassing for me when i went, never had to get naked in front of 5 guys before....
>>681422470
It's fine.
>>681422647
>btw that means its terrible.
>>681421658
Holy shit dude. Last time I heard a drunk story that cool was... never, actually.
the 3500 hundred notifications crashed skype
>>681422328
Ah, well, still nice to know you get that wicked bonus... I don't get bonuses because the company I work at are cheap fuckers.
Where the owner buys corvettes, GM has 4 cars and everyone else doesnt even make 1/20th of their salary
>>681422778
No, I have no complaints in that regard. I have friends, I go out regularly and spend time with them. I am merely indifferent.
>>681422823
Really? At that moment I couldn't actually laugh it off since the hospital bills were higher than I was from all the meds for my TRIPS head injury and concussion. Looking back it's pretty fucking funy even if I didn't get to hear the whole truth
>>681422449
Come right on in the water is fine.
>>681423041
impossible to be. You wouldn't bother chatting here if that were the case.
>>681422959
thanks obama
>>681423221
To be fair, I don't really get involved with the kind of people who get drunk. At least, not on a regular basis.
>>681422823
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>681423247
Not at all impossible. I simply don't care. It's all the same to me.
>>681423439
You will get a heat stroke like that.
>>681423247
Pic related is Marie rose looking for an excuse not to go in the bath
>>681422959
That's just corporate life I guess
But do they have dank memes?
>>681422587
I only had to get naked in front of one doctor, the rest we were in our briefs.
>>681422959
sorry to here that, but you gotta love capitalism amiright?
Nighty night, Mi Lou is going to bed!
>>681422443
No doubt about it. Sometimes I can hit that maximum, you know? But it often gets foiled by someone or something else.
I need to sleep soon. You doing anything else besides watching the thread, Gourd?
>>681423517
Well duh, I didn't say I believed it, I said it was a good story.
>>681423788
what's your mos in the navy by the way?
>>681423517
Nope, totally full of it.
You can't honestly believe this?
>>681423650
not even willing to get a little wet in order to rape. Weak.
>>681423221
>TRIPS
nope
>>681423310
I blame the owner for not being involved enough and the alzheimer GM thats running the place in a terrible micro management style.
>>681423788
So long as you're not a dumbass and work hard, you can make it.
I'm just sort of stuck in a spot where nowhere to go, now except build up my resume.
And it does look good on a resume.
>>681423481
Not actually a bad thing
This was the only time I really went over my limit. Normally I'm pretty lucid and know when to stop. Watching other people being drunk is probably just as fun as being lazarus yourself anyways.
>>681423621
Sponge bath?
>>681424197
Oh we'll be getting pretty fucking wet. Don't you worry about it
>>681424022
It's not a good story. It's literally, I got drunk and had to go to the hospital.
>>681424197
I can and do. I'm indifferent towards most everything. One thing is the same as another in my mind.
>tfw skype is still frozen
>>681423859
Not really. Tonight's a bit slow for me. I'll probably be going to bed within the next hour.
>>681423812
nighty nite!!!
>>681424145
I am going to be a nuke. hopefully either an electrician's mate or a technician's mate. I scored a 99 on the asvab. that made the rest of meps much easier on me lol.
>>681424394
i don't think you can rape the willing tsuzu hahaha
>>681424255
So fucking close too
>>681424427
That's lewd
>>681424496
After it unfreezes, leave group chat.
Go to
Tools
Options
IM&SMS
Advanced Options in the window, not the tab below IM&SMS
Clear history
>>681424496
That gif belongs to me you fuck
>>681424603
Foiled again...
YOZORA <333
>>681424394
you can watch bby.
>>681424427
i wasn't expecting this.
>>681424481
continuing lurking for now. Perhaps in the future we can speak more about this when you are more open with who you are. I wish you luck.
Milinda claim
Whats up everyone?
>>681424369
But everyone is watching.
>>681424592
oh yeah...its great to have any pick of the mos's, is the 99 your gt???
>>681424809
sorry....what if i said im unwilling?? lol
>>681424481
Again, I don't hear many drunk stories. Besides, it was written and told well. Doesn't help that I can't NOT read green text in Bredaniel's voice.
>>681424790
do you think this face cares
>>681424879
>>681425132
Hey Miho!
You're starting to use skype to communicate beyond this place? How funny. I noticed the green haired Jew was posting his steam id or something yesterday.
>>681424879
I am as open now as I always am with people I am indifferent towards.
>>681424972
I've heard enough. You don't know many alcoholics do you?
>>681424955
idk what gt means but you should know you can't score higher so I am satisfied with it. the guys at meps were really impressed.
who here listens to black or thrash metal?
>>681424950
Do it.
>>681424978
The face may not but the heart withers away under it's crushing guilt
>>681425234
How are you doing?
>>681424879
I'm watching.
Also watching
>>681424427
>>681425445
>scared
>>681425345
Not any funny ones.
On an unrelated note, what's /waifu/'s favorite dinosaur? NO FLYING OR AQUATIC REPTILES. THOSE ARE NOT DINOSAURS.
>>681425478
>drinks
>>681425345
People been using skype for ages
>>681425429
it's the score they base military schools off of, like woc school and ocs, that's good! that's all that matters lol
>>681425366
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>>681425643
>turns head 360
>>681425795
>>681424536
Yeah, me too. Today was a rather long one...
Well. I should go. Take care, man.
>>681425869
HIDE YO HAMBAHGAHS
>>681425869
bunny anon!!!! hello!
>>681425705
Yes, but to communicate with one another from here? I've a skype myself, it's how I keep in touch with the people from the various threads I care about.
>>681425677
I've heard funny ones, tragic ones, and frightening ones. I've my fair share of stories myself from when I was a user.
>>681425475
Not too bad. Kinda tired. Plus Love Live is fucking me right in the feels... How about you?
>>681425869
Hey Bunny.
>>681425643
You're watching me?
...
Do what exactly
>>681425988
Have you not slept in the same bed as your future wife before this?
>>681425896
Goodnight.
>>681426217
here you go!
>kagami
>>681426237
space balls
>>681426237
Fuck you, nigger.
>>681426216
Ooooohhhh right. I take this back
>>681425643
You're gonna watch me rape him. Alright
Speaking in 2 threads is hard
>>681426122
Ah ok. I have never watched that show.
Im going better paid my bills at least.
>>681426216
>>681426386
Standing around in the nude is fine, too, I guess.
>>681426526
how've you been charolotte?
>>681426724
charlotte*
>>681426651
Kek
>>681426014
I swore to myself awhile ago that I'd never drink anything with alcohol in it, due to the fact that my family has a history. I refuse to end up like my grandfather.
>>681426526
Wait, have mine
>>681426376
Bug eyes
>>681426386
U wana fite white boi
>>681426862
I used to get drunk, smoke heroin, and consume large amounts of hallucinogenic substances on a daily basis for eight years.
>>681426443
>off by one
It really good.
And thats good! Uber being good to you?
>Milinda
>>681427162
haha nice man
