Horse cocks are tasty. Also, fur.
>>681365398
It's alright. Nights life can be good
>>681365286
hah yeah I guess I was thinking more viking berserker but yeah warrior poet would work
>tfw seducing maidens only to let them down and run off with a stable boy
>>681365643
Good luck man, sounds like you got fucked.
>>681365992
Viking works too. I like my Norse men.
>>681366251
well if it helps I've also got blonde hair and blue eyes
>>681365080
Devon is dead. I lived in Cornwall for a while and it was desolate
>>681365957
nightlifes good here but its more for straight people
>>681366432
Beard and shoulder length hair?
>>681366733
Sup nigga
>>681365582
birds are better
>>681366833
stubble, facials hairs weak cause blonde genes, but the hairs went past the shoulders now.
>>681367050
But birds are fickle and like to fly around. Horses are loyal, strong, and determined.
>>681367081
I can dig it. It's not exactly genetically true but I like my vikings to have bark hair.
>>681367476
yeah I like my blonde hair though its like a big mane in the mornings hah. Plus other people seem to like it.
>>681366697
We've only really got a few gay places here. I've always wanted to do the whole Queer as Folk thing and check out Canal Street in Manchester some time
>>681368094
never watched it. We've got like 3 clubs here and its all the same people who frequent them. Dirty old men who spike drinks and queens who go to get their drinks spiked.
>>681368069
People seem to like long hair on guys, I can confirm. I got hair almost down to my ass and I get a good amount of compliments about it.
>>681368094
I wanna try out a bath house one time but I've heard horror stories.
>>681368253
We've got one proper gay club, about 3 gay bars/pubs and a lesbian bar though we don't talk about that because of lesbian reasons. We used to have a big gay club but straights took it over and it's just a mess now. We get the usual crowd but no dodgy older queens or desperate twinks it's alright
>>681368367
nice! Yeah girls say they're jealous of my colour but I'd like to be a brighter blonde.
Love that pic. Damn
>>681368647
Storytime?
>>681368736
hey thats something I guess. I'm not one for the scene either I'd rather just hit a regular pub and have a chat and I distance myself from the LGBT crew cause so many of them are cancer
>>681367476
each to their own I guess
do you people actually want to fuck animal or just the cartoon?
>>681368839
Nothing truly specific, but just that it's all fat sweaty dudes if anyone at all and the places are rank.
Just the idea of spontaneous anonymous sex Rodgers my Hammerstein something fierce.
>>681369294
Why not both?
>>681369294
this
>>681369418
real horsey bum bum and scooby doo rimjob? Yes pls
>>681368797
Do you happen to be a metal bro as well? I get that question fairly frequently honestly.
>>681369103
True words. Also, trippy.
>>681369328
Fair enough, sounds like what I'd expect. Is it the spontaneous part or the anonymous part that gets you?
>>681369294
Real animals-yes, cartoon-no. Though I was into zoo/beast before I was into fur so take that as you will.
>>681369418
because real animals are fucking disgusting
>>681369697
Yep. Classic/NWOBHM mostly but I like my thrash, black and modern metal
>>681369697
im only into the cartoons,birds preferably
>>681369097
Tell me about it. I don't mind the scene so much, but it can be so toxic it makes me just what to walk away
>>681369697
I guess spontaneous more than anonymous, but put them together and what do you got?
A boner.
>>681369715
this thread sucks
>>681369952
totally I cannot be bothered with it. Especially when they're trying to tackle issues in the first world and you've got some ringleader calling the shots who happens to be a total cunt anyway
>>681369840
Niiiiice. I prefer my death, doom, and technical style stuff but I can respect that. You sound like a cool guy anon.
>>681369896
If I may, has it always been birds?
>>681370079
Math and sex, how exhilarating. How about public type stuff?
>>681370434
I think you should complain more
I've been thinking about Fickstutenmarkt.
If I ever make a bucket list, going there as a mare is numero uno on it.
>>681370245
Then make it better?
>>681370550
no I just started by lurking these threads and saw some gay birds and though it was better then the rest
>>681370617
>Fickstutenmarkt.
whats that
>>681370550
>How about public type stuff?
Fuck yes. I'd love to get fucked in public. Even with people watching.
>>681370550
starting to get into death/doom. I got into Beherit via Black metal and its going from there. Thanks bud you're a cool guy yourself and you have patrician taste when it comes to gfur
>>681370432
Yeah. It's he same with pride events. They used to men's something and nowadays they're just an excuse for the special snowflake brigade to scream declare their unique status to the world, yet without their supposed oppression they'd have a breakdown
>>681370804
Just Googled it, seems to be an event where you sign up as a "mare" or a "stallion" and go have lots of anonymous sex. Mares are bound at the wrists and blindfolded and stallions come pick and have their way with you, then you go back and do it again
>>681370804
It's a thing where you go to fuck dudes or get fucked by dudes.
You either turn up as a stallion (top) or a mare (bottom). The bottoms are stripped naked and blindfolded and led into a room. The tops then come in and just walk around fucking whoever they want. The bottoms can't refuse a dick either.
It's a giant gay orgy
>>681370966
totally man then you see some of the latest ones and they're taking their kids to these events. I mean sure a young person who is gay should feel safe and equal but when you see a load of fat old men drooling over a little kid twerking in the street you think "This is fucked"
>>681370617
>>681370804
>>681371123
>>681371203
What a waste of a day. Think about the amount of housework you can get done!
>>681371123
>>681371203
is there any sort of quality control_
>>681370764
Well hello newfriend. You might enjoy looking into Kabier/Jasonafex on FA. They got a bird character they draw/animate every now and then and is a fuckable character in Amorous.
>>681370807
I don't know if I could do the with people watching but fucking in a public place sounds like fun.
>>681370949
Thank ya much. Might look into Woods of Ypres for doom, particularly their Woods IV and V albums. November's Doom is also pretty good.
>>681371123
That sounds like fun.
>>681371203
That made me hard just by reading it. To be a mare sounds awesome. Do they check the stallions health or something?
>>681371203
That sounds like aids.
Literally.
>>681371588
thanks pal I'll check them out. Also regarding you public comment I'm the same, public place but hidden, like toilets or hidden in a wooded area, even a car park at night
>>681371408
I'm 24 now so I know I'm no twink, nor would I ever want to be. It's just the young guys seem to have all the supposed power, but as soon as they hit a certain age they lose their target audience and try and scramble for something they never really had to begin with
>>681371588
will do and hello
>>681371560
Housework or miles of dick?
That is a seriously tough choice.
>>681371588
>I don't know if I could do the with people watching but fucking in a public place sounds like fun.
I saw a video once of two guys fucking in a room where people were admiring art. Obviously set up, but that idea of people being so blasé about fucking really turned me on.
I'd love to get fucked behind some bushes at a beach. That'd be fucking STEAMY
>>681371566
How do you mean? In the way of saying no to someone? No, you don't have a choice in who picks and fucks you, just have to go with it.
>>681371588
Sounds like fun you say. I mean personally it's not my bag, much too slutty for me. But in my mind I just picture a bunch of fat, sweaty, hairy old men going there to get laid because they can't find a regular mate in the real world. Sure that's not exclusively the clientele, but unfortunately life isn't like a furry orgy.
>>681372040
im pretty sure you can still be a twink at 24
>>681372040
yeah I think its cause they're still "fresh" so to speak
>>681372194
no like disease wise and being clean down there etc
>>681372169
well this applies before answering
>>681371864
>>681371870
>>681371870
As a mare you decide on whether to be safe or bare. I'd always pick safe and there are stewards who check if people are playing by the rules. I'm pretty sure if a top fucks you raw while you're wearing a white hood (signal for safe only) they can be charged.
>tfw keep forgetting a pic
>>681371893
>>681372169
Fucking in hidden public does seem kinda fun. I never really had the inclination for it until I started to jack off in public bathrooms though.
>>681372194
I don't know if I'd be able to do it honestly, but I would want to. I don't even like casual sex, I think it's just the terminology is getting me cause horse cock.
>>681372075
How are you this wonderful day?
>>681372327
Well I'm sure you must have to you're disease free and whatnot, but as far as shaven and properly douched? I doubt there is any way to cover that aspect.
And again, life isn't like the hot furry sex. I'm really picky when it comes to guys and I'd imagine a lot of the people in attendance are old, sweaty, fat hairy men. Even if just one of the guys who picks you is, still disgusting to me and enough to make me gag.
>>681372472
>that fucking face
>>681372472
>there are stewards who check if people are playing by the rules.
Kek
>fucking mare
>man in hi vis vest walk over
>"Dont mind me"
>pulls your dick out
>inspects your dick
>"condom on, plent of lube, condom intact. Okay carry on fella"
>moves onto next booth
>>681372787
feel the same way pretty much
>>681372666
kek I never tried it but the thrill is there. Sitting in a cubicle waiting for the knock and letting your man in only to get facefucked or checking out a view only to feel his hand slide down the back of your underwear
>>681372857
I thought penis inspection day was an American thing only.
>>681372666
like any other day sitting glued to my computer,how are you doing?
>>681372857
Just like penis inspection day at school, amirite?
>>681373252
They always had the super creepy gym teacher do penis inspections, he always made me uncomfortable.
>>681372199
Don't see the appeal. I suppose if I have to label myself I'd be an otter
>>681372787
If you read their FAQ, they say that they will reject fatsos, creeps and the great unwashed. Plus, if I'm blindfolded all I care about is dick. If the dude has a Joey Fat One, I don't really care if he's a bit chubby or bald
>>681373533
penis inspections wtf???
>>681373631
ottermode is hotter than twinks anyways
>>681373033
The being chained down and face covered is what kills it for me I think. I'm not into BDSM stuff at all.
>>681373224
Pretty much the same thing man, and it's pretty damn great.
>>681373825
Hi newfriend.
>>681373825
Oh man, worst time in school. There was one time the school nurse was ill, so the hot PE teacher did them. I got hard right in his face.
The guy always gave me stink eye from that day onwards.
>>681373893
Eh, I'm half and half on that. I like girly guys too.
Something that is between the two is hot to me.
>>681374061
fair enough. I'll remember that ;)
You more into the passionate tender stuff?
>>681374061
yeah true,I will be back later got to go play cs with a friend
>>681373824
This.
And by the way, would I be able to blow while being blindfolded?
>>681374261
like so?
>>681374220
that's awkward. but yeah... penis inspection wtf???
>>681374274
More I just think that sex is a personal thing. I'm fairly traditional with my view on relationships. Monogamy and all that. I could probably have casual sex like that but I've never fucked someone I wasn't dating so it would be weird at first.
>>681374261
Androgyny is the best.
>>681374407
Yeah, seems you have to do pretty much what the top wants as long as it's within the rules (of which there are few)
>>681374561
Yeah you know when the gym teacher has everyone line up in the locker room and makes sure you have normal growth, are washing regularly and if you have foreskin that you can pull it back off the head completely. Did they not do that at your school?
>>681374509
A little more girly and were in the right area.
>>681374842
oh yeah same I'm a dirty bugger but monogamy is key for me
>>681374906
no, we are normal
>>681374842
>>681374945
androgyny is muh thing, fookin love it
>>681374906
Pedophile teacher
>>681374945
oh well
>>681374880
That's... not the picture I uploaded.
>>681375043
Although I'm nineteen, might be a thing before i went to school. That just sounds weird though, most stuff like that was common sense and you kinda get 'good hygeine' taught to you from young age and i guess your parent teaches you how to clean private areas when you are young
>>681365582
Are they, OP?
>>681375028
It happens, what can you do. Growing up in a conservative state does have an impact on you I suppose, even if that's about the only thing I kept.
>>681375265
Shy girlybois give me the biggest erection.
>>681375630
I too like to see blushing.
>>681375467
But nice music taste. And context made it quite funny.
>>681375490
I hope you're just playing along.
>>681375615
Duh, what are you, gay?
>>681375907
Pic related.
>>681375630
Liberal upbringing for me but idk I wanna connect with someone mentally and emotionally and build that level of trust and love
>>681375630
Jumping in here. I don't think it's necessarily where you grow up. It's a stereotype that gay men are extremely permiscuous, but then isn't that just men in general? I've had a handful casual encounters, but sex with love is just so much better. It's more intimate. It's the mental aspect as much as physical. I'm in a monogamous relationship but I might be open to one day bringing someone in to the bedroom for some experimentation.
hello
>>681376039
what you mean playing along?
>>681376515
>Not understanding that penis inspection day is molestation
>>681376039
Until I die, then I have to be straight.
its normal my daddy did the same to me
>>681376711
oh. i feel completely dumb
I heard the captain say!
>>681376711
>penis inspection day is molestation
>>681375630
That giftwrapped cock is almost the exact same shape as my dildo.
2spookeh
>>681377088
gonna go chill to a friends room. We just found out skate 3 is one of the best games ever made.
watsup?
>>681376133
I'm with you on that one.
>>681376318
Then you get into the whole nature vs nurture style debate. The answer is almost always a firm 'it depends.'
You are correct that the stereotype (that I've heard anyway) is that gay men, and men in general, will fuck anything. To a certain extent that is true but obviously broad generalizations have their holes.
>>681376846
Only if you believe in the catholic god. Just follow the Norse or something.
>>681376515
Lurk more bro.
>>681377525
Is it a BD dildo?
ehehe
Anyone here actually got a BD dildo or similar? (1/2)
>>681378337
looks thin
>>681378453
>>681378201
Oh no, an avafag! And it has a name!
>>681378453
And Another!
>>681378337
Yup, medium Chance.
>>681377635
yeah good guy anon I doubt you're anywhere near me but would date
>>681377620
never played it, I assume it has good multiplayer?
nothing, just woke up
>>681378337
>>681378501
no but I want that one
>>681378633
Where you at?
>>681378654
Not the same anon but the Hall of Meat in that game looks cool as fuck.
>>681378654
not really if it had its probably dead by now. Its just a chill game to cruise around in without any commitment
any plans for today?
>>681378891
UK. Sadly.
>>681378624
Yes hello
>>681378901
I'm starting to think that looking at this stuff isn't good for my mentality
>>681378891
what does that mean
>>681378942
it doesn't have local co op?
yeah, I'm back at uni as of yesterday
>>681379272
what gives you that idea?
>>681379273
no they took it out for the 3rd installment for some reason. We just pass the controller around whenever
oh well sucks to be you
>>681377635
It's probably more nuture on that one don't you think? I feel like as far as biology is concerned men need to have that desire to fuck and procreate, that's why we are blowing loads at age 10/11 and masturbating all the time. Imagine if boys didn't have the guidance of society, and had the access to sex all the time? I think we'd know what would happen.
>>681379247
how is you
>>681378337
I want to get a horse stupid styled one. Mavbe I'll ask my sugar daddy to order one but than I'll still need to hide it... Some suggestions?
>>681379544
I guess EA will always do what they do
I know, at least one of my subjects ended already, so I have more free time now
>>681379636
2/10 feeling bad about some stuff
so the usual
you?
>>681379544
>We just pass the controller around whenever
when its your turn grab his crotch and go "Oh sorry this doesnt have joystick support. Silly me....."
>>681379543
it makes me want something that I won't get for a bit, and makes me unbelievably horny, and I don't think fapping twice a day is very healthy
>>681379830
hug
I had a mediocre few games of league but I played real well in the last one so I am satisfied
actually managed to wake up at a reasonable time somehow so hopefully my sleep schedule is back on track
>>681379824
taking any cool hobbies with that free time?
>>681379851
im not that lewd. We do have some cheeky gay banter sometimes though
>>681379184
Ah, ya, I'm across the pond unfortunately.
>>681379247
Sup nigga?
>>681379273
It's a game mode where you just try to fuck your skater up as much as possible.
>>681379567
For how they view relationships it is more than likely a nurture thing based on how your parents were, I agree. From an evolutionary standpoint the promiscuousness almost makes more sense but then you have to factor in that the chemicals that are love are there to make sure that the father sticks around to protect the mother during pregnancy and early stage childhood.
>>681379778
You thinking about getting a Chance? Good choice. Make sure you get split firmness with it, will help a lot.
Also, if it's your first time with BD stuff then I would highly suggest getting one of their firmness test thingies cause their firmnesses aren't what you would expect.
>>681379778
Just leave it in all the time, no one should find it then.
>>681380199
cant beat a bit of gay banter. I pity my workmates cause they'll make a joke about my sexuality then I go into full graphic detail and weird them out. Toppest of keks
>>681379778
There's a really good one on Amazon. I think the company is called TSX that sells them. I got a great dog one from there
>>681380273
Story of my life all the nice boys are across the pond. Doesnt help that american boys are my favourite.
Ah well for now we're pic related. Even if you dont want to be
>>681380053
valid reason, just have to find something to keep your mind busy enough to stop you from coming here
>>681380199
at the moment all I've got planned is assignments I have to do and meeting with the bf for sex
>>681380273
ah, I've never played any of them
>>681380621
more pls
>>681365582
God I hate fucking fur fags. Mark my words. You'll be seeing how slow my poke is.
>>681380502
i bet they think twice about attempting some cheeky gay banter with you now
>>681380819
living the life. Except for the assignment part thingy
freklz, are you sacred that you actually might start waking up and going to bed at reasonable times now?
>>681380131
Well as long as you're satisfied I guess that's what is important. Waking up at a reasonable time is good, I managed to do that today. What is your night looking like?
>>681380273
I don't know the terms that are used there. What the difference between flared and unflared and what's split firmness?
>>681380411
I don't want to get loose *-*
>>681380621
Nice thanks will take a look
>>681380819
I don't think this is the problem, moreso tumblr, fa, inkbunny ect
>>681381021
Nothing is sacred here, anon.
>>681380975
haha yeah they do but sometimes they let slip and they're subject to "Funny cause I was balls deep in this scrummy young man and as I was biting his neck and ear I..."
>>681381096
not much, might play some more, probably not ranked tho
maybe I stream if there is demand
gonna have to fit a meal somewhere in there too
>>681381021
>sacred
yes
>>681380734
How sweet. Which one are you?
And certainly there's some nice fuckbois around you, it can just be hard to find them sometimes.
>>681380819
Spoiler alert, neither have I actually. They look fun though.
>>681380963
Love you too anon. Love you too.
>>681381292
Flared has a much wider head than the unflared and that's the only difference.
The split firmness is an option on Bad Dragon's page that makes it so that the base is cast in a harder whatever material they use than the shaft so that it stays upright better. It's a good idea when you get a long toy like Chance.
I got mine without the split firmness and while it does stay up the split would be a little better honestly.
Also, I would highly suggest Bad Dragon over an amazon dealer if only cause I know that Bad Dragon does good work and are pretty cool dudes. Also their stuff is guaranteed to have been cast with safe material.
>>681381226
you are to friendly to be nef
who are you?
>>681381604
i meant scared, but yes that fits too
>>681381468
You are right, only cherish-able
>>681381521
imagine being subjected into listening one of their heterosexual sex stories. I bet you wouldn't enjoy it
>POST MORE real HORSECOCKS
>>681381604
I would play but my interpreter has been busy with work or something lately
Eating is good, for the first time in 5 days my family is home to make me a meal so I'm looking forward to that.
>>681381784
a horridly mistaken person
>>681380975
oh yeah, it'd be perfect if it weren't for the assignments
>>681381362
then just need to find a way to stay out of those places?
>>681381756
can't you emulate the ps2 ones?
>>681365582
FUCK OFF AND DIE, FAGGOT
>>681381908
your interpreter?
I like it when other people cook for me, but it doesn't happen enough
>>681381784
they have arguably opposite meanings in this context
Quick question fellow furfags, what household object could i use as a dildo?
>>681381923
I mean it more like I think I'm gonna look at this stuff less, I do have some self control
>>681381756
whichever one suits you best bby I'm easy. So long as we're snuggling thats all that matters
>>681382276
oh, I misinterpreted
>>681381923
I'm sure you could, thought getting PCSX2 up and running without actually owning a PS2 can be a goddamn pain in the ass.
>>681382237
Almost none. Though, if you are that desperate use a water bottle mostly full of water so it has a bit of give and girth. Just don't push it in too far.
>>681382071
Hi friend.
>>681382178
The one who talks for me
>>681382237
Someone else's toothbrush.
>>681381908
???
This answers nothing
>>681382178
and yet the both fit the bill
how have you been?
>>681381803
kek I'm bisex so I'm good
>>681381756
Thanks for explaining, that helped a lot. ^-^
>>681382276
Who made this drawing?
>>681382514
I have mistaken you for someone else, I am not as kind as I have represented myself to be
>>681382476
the hardest part would be finding somewhere to download the game, provided your pc is powerful enough for emulating them
>>681382489
o i c
tfw kissy still won't play with you
>>681382514
pretty alright
gonna be pretty busy next couple weeks
>>681382424
it's all good, although I am starting to wonder now, like how healthy is it to fap more than once a day? or like what the ideal amount of it is, I bet it probably doesn't matter too much but still
>>681382614
don't remember, saw it on my tumblr yesterday
>>681382686
im sorry my moon hieroglyphics friend
it happens
>>681382748
you are graduating arent you? Are you excited?
>>681382875
yes and not really
>>681382870
Ah fuck... thanks anyway
>>681382408
I'm a switch so I'll do whatever man. Though I wouldn't mind being the one in front right now. Unfortunately, This is my last thread for the day. I'll see you around anon, be good.
>>681382593
No problem man, hope you enjoy it. Just remember to take it easy at first.
>>681382695
This is true. I don't think PS stuff is as bad as the Nintendo stuff has gotten but it's still all pretty shady shit.
>>681382778
are there any negative health effects of fapping?
>>681382875
who are you then
>>681382748
It is a reflection on my own mental instability more than my opinion of you.
Though darwin is better than you in almost every way
>>681383087
You get blind and loose your hands
