I want some moar epic greentext stories
Anyone got that green text story of a guy fingering his 12 yo sister after playing video games?
BUUUMMMPPPP
>>681170487
Hello there, friendo! You can find posts similar to that one at the following web address :^)
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan
Hope yo enjoy them!
>>681172465
I didn't come here to feel
>>681170487
My all time favorite for you OP
Witness neal
>>681174980
this.
Where is the rest of it?
>>681178071
Sorry anon it's all I've got on my phone
>>681170487
yea, like they just wouldn´t shoot him.
>>681178595
kek
>>681171605
Look for a incest thread late at night and find a guy named twitch. He is the incest book keeper.
>>681182981
https://drive.googlecom/folderview?id=0B32C0dU-sZYVUlBEZVFINGk4Nk0&usp=sharing
Idk if the column story is in there but here's the last thing I saw him link. Add a dot between Google and com
>>681170487
>>681182243
haHAA
>>681174980
MY FUCKING GOD, THE KEKS ARE KILLING ME. PURE GOLD, COKE, LSD, W/EVS.40 KEKS.
>>681184003
Best shit ever :D
>>681180225
Oh my fucking god, 5/5 story anon
Guess I'll post a tard story:
>5th grade
>in a program called MIERIT
>Honestly look at that acronym
>Managing intellectual and educational resources for the intellectually talented
>basic smart kid program
>also I'm in Mississippi
>to get enough funding for the smart kids they let "creative" kids in
>It's just slightly better than normal class
>one day we all go and help our local tards
>most are inbreds
>We all get paired up
>I get a kid named tyrone
>now tyrone was in the tard class
>but he is easily the biggest role model of my life
>me and tyrone were told to pick up trash on campus
>I was told about tyrones tardism
>basicly didn't talk and had a super low IQ
>We walk away from the other kids and start picking up trash
>I tried to talk to him but it was a one way street
>as we got farther away from the main group he starts looking over his shoulders
>eventually he stopped being paranoid and relaxed
>I decided to try talking again
>"you like your class mates tyrone?"
>Tyrone does a double take over his shoulders
>he looks me dead in the eyes
>"this is the best fucking class I've ever been in"
>No tardism heard in his voice
>wtf
>"I just act stupid so I can sit with the mental kids and draw pictures all fay"
>Fucking kid had life figured out more than I have
>After getting over the shock I start talking to him some more
>"why do you stay in the special classes? Don't you get board"
>"No fucking way man, it's the funniest class of all time, I can do whatever I want"
>"how so?"
>"this one chick took all of my drawing stuff, so when the teachers left and all the mentals were busy I shit in her shoes"
>"no way"
>"Teachers blamed braydon, he isn't potty trained"
>I'm dying at this point
>teachers call us up
>"snitches get stitches"
>Don't tell a soul
Anyone want more tyrone stories? (Not pretyped)
>>681185915
yes anon but be quick about it
>>681170487
just rewrote the whole ting for my own thread later
>>681185915
yes
ill try to keep the thread alive
Bump
>>681174980
haypil/10
>>681185915
this is beautiful
please cont
Alright another story
>this time the Merit kids went to the special ed class
>we partner up again
>they don't have desks or anything, they have one big round table and bean bag chairs
>See what tyrones drawing
>he is killing it, don't remember what it was but it was good
>at least he isn't screwed over by this class
>teachers tell us to learn about our partners likes and dislikes
>Tyrone writes me a note
>"if you wanna see some shit tell amanda her mother is here to pick her up"
>Fucking tyrone man
>but duty called
>find amanda
>looks like her brother had sex with her and she is the 2nd generation of her own children
>intense tardism
>girl partnered up with her is crying because amamda called her a pussy for liking Disney shows
>wisper in her ear that her mom is here to grab her
>her face fucking compresses itself into a black hole
>run back to tyrone
>amanda stands up
>"TELL MY PUSSY ASS BITCH MOM SHE CAN'T TAKE ME HOME REEEEEAAAAAAA"
>Tyrone has his head down laughing
>Amanda is screaming like she just cut her own dick off
>kids in the class join in
>I think a window cracked
>all the kids are now trying to fight/rape/eat their merit partners
>me and tyrone finis our drawings
>special security guards/nurses had to show up
>some of the kids had to be sedated
>braydon had shit all over the room
>Tyrone had behaved so he got to hang out in the merit classroom while other kids injuries were treated
>teachers were busy so me and him could talk
>cool kid
>we were cracking up the whole time
>end of the school week so no tyrone over the weekend.
More? (Still not pretyped)
>>681185915
omg moar
>>681188234
>her face fucking compresses itself into a black hole
I could actually picture this
MOAR
>>681188234
this gonna be gud
>>681188234
lmao
>>681188888
CHECKED
>>681188888
checked
>>681188988
checked
>>681188888
>>681188234
cont more pls
screencapping also
>>681189270
post it here after
>>681188888
oh shit nice
:3
>>681189394
yeah
GZ13DV my sides anons keep this thread alive reeeeeee
>>681189333
Wow
>>681189333
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
>>681188234
Moar
>>681188888
oh shit ive only ever gotten trips before
BUMPING for tyrone
i will remember this moment for the rest of my life.
tyrone bump
bumping for columbine
>>681188234
I'll post one or two more stories
>Merit decided a month or so after the last incident that we should have a "integration day"
>Tards join us in our lessons and we help them learn a little
>teachers were told to plan easy fun lessons
>basicly a free day
>me and tyrone buddy up
>I actually think I have a certificate somewhere that commends me on my exeptional work with him
>Alot of people grabbed new partners because of last class
>amandas partner actually quit mierit because of last class
>me and tyrone go over some basic addition and spelling
>Tyrone is smart and does it all, actually feel bad he is wasting his education
>but hey /b/ gets cool stories
>See a kid named Steven
>Steven was about 3 foot tall and 400 pounds
>he had the type of autism that made you good at something
>he couldn't talk or write or read but he put fucking watches together and took them back apart
>also he had intense OCD
>Tyrone tells me all of this via notes
>I hear you loud and clear captain
>teachers start calling votes on rated G movies
>nobody was looking back
>mytimetoshine.webm
>I took a small gear off of stevens desk
>it was almost microscopic
>Steven was putting together his watch again
>Couldn't find the last gear he needed
>he turned visibly red
>i could see the stress
>he projectile vomits on a tard
>guess who it was
>amanda
>Fucking tyrone has nailed it again
>amandas inbred face inbreds some more
>she yells and try to strangle Steven
>Can't find his neck
>"IF THIS PUSSY WASN'T LARD THEN I KILL THE PUSSY"
>braydon pulls down his pants
>it guess the kid did nothing but eat taco bell and chicken tendies
>pure liquid shit erupted from his behind
>me and tyrone in the back of the room uneffected
>MFW
>we were dying
>guards and nurses again
>we were off of school for a few days to get the mess cleaned up
>Fucking loved tyrone
Maybe some more later, irl stuff right now
>>681172465
what is this feelin im feelin
>>681190534
Kek
>>681190534
Tell us when you can post again, this shit is gold.
>>681190534
autistic savant
>>681191122
I'll post one more then I have to go
>>681190534
Capping this
>>681190342
so happy for you.
Congrats a lot! :^)
>>681190534
Someone cap these tard adventures please!
>>681190534
I need a pic of this, fucking brilliant.
>>681191479
If you have more, post them same time tomorrow.
I need to know more. We all do.
>>681191883
>>681192348
I've got a whole folder dedicated to the adventures of Anon and Tyrone.
one of my favorites
>>681192562
the absolute madman
>>681171605
This one?
>>681170487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcBTdB5Pj3s
>>681193514
oh god my sides
the ultimate prank
anyone have that one greentext about a guys friend that fought some ghosts? there was something about a skull in a wall in the story as well.
>>681190534
Last one for now, I'll start a thread in like 4 or 5 hours
>MIERIT threatened to disband the program
>said the kids were being detrimental to each other
>me and tyrone was pointed to as signs of success and the other incidents were isolated
>this is when I got the award from the principle
>we have another integration day
>No amanda this time
>was kinda sad
>anyways we grouped up
>Tyrone had prepared this time
>sent me a note
>"shits about to go down, just need to to get me some thumb tacks"
>steal some from the teachers
>give them to tyrone
>he puts them in a lunchbox and takes out a sandwich
>lunch time rolls around
>tyrone wouldn't tell me what was up
>super exited
>ready for anything
>I eye the lunch box
>oh no
>braydon takes it
>he opens it up
>I haven't heard the pootato speak until now
>"MY SAND DICK HAS STOLEN. THUMB DICKS HURT MY BUTTTT"
>wut
>he puts the tacks in his his applesauce
>drinks the whole thing
>rips off this pants
>he was actually wearing a swimsuit with a diaper under it
>rips off diaper
>golden fountain erupts
>all the tard do the whole
"I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR TARD REEEEEEE"
>Guess they had been rehursing or something
>it sounded like the entire world was being pierced with sound
>he pissed all over the to be graded papers
>not done yet
>he started shitting on and then eating the other kids lunch
>MIERIT kids scream
>alot if them puke
>last integration day for awhile
>braydon was put in a institution
Will post more later, don't know why they kept the program going
>>681192384
>>681192459
>>681192562
>>681192632
>>681192710
>>681192847
>>681192918
>>681193014
>>681193068
^^fucking hilarious^^
>>681193163
>>681193274
>>681193393
>>681193514
>>681193623
ok, im done now
here is a wallpaper
>>681177802
kek
>>681193773
Thank you anon
>>681194618
It's cool, had to save it because it took fucking ages to read.
>>681193982
even if this is fake its still beautiful
please cont more later
>>681193773
part two?...
>>681174980
Fucking hell, I always skip these behemoth posts, but this one is marvellous
>>681185915
YES
>>681194924
I came in the middle and forgot to save it last night
>>681177802
Funny name
>>681177802
omfg
>>681194931
Nah fam, Mississippi is a awful education state. School had to be taken over by the state because it lost its acreditation. Bad test scores, not because of tyrone
>>681194999
Checked, Didn't know there was a part 2, only one I have and that's pretty long. If there is and anyone has it would be appreciated.
>>681195542
I would also love if there was
>>681182563
my sides died
>>681195542
I would also love it if there was
>>681187990
aaaaaaaaand saved
also the art makes it even more adorable
>>681180187
this one was cool, never seen it, totally worth reading
>>681188234
i approve of this continue
>>681193982
Done. Feel free to create part 2, I'm going to bed now.
>>681196761
doing gods work, lad
>>681190342
u earned it
>>681180045
Stories like this make me feel safe if I ever have a daughter.
>>681197097
I do my best to preserve God- tier greentexts.
It isn't Gods work, it's a duty.
>>681183676
every time
>>681182106
I'm crying. God damn
bump. this is a legendary thread. next generation
of ours must see this
>>681172465
wha-what why am i crying
bump this shit
>>681180187
is that... is Baby real?
>>681180187
she became my waifu
>>681185915
Yessss
Bumping! For everything I hold sacred, I am bumping!
>>681190534
when????
please someone post something!! i cant let this thread kill!!!!!!
Bump with no content as only just found this and want it to be here long enough to read them all
>>681174980
Well fuck me that was a good read
>>681198313
do what i did. i save them all. ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!
i will read them later
>>681175158
Using a stool instead of a bucket.
This man is no horsefucker
>>681180225
I have never felt happy over reading about someone's suicide before. Except Hitler.
This brings it up to two: Hitler and Wolfman Greg.
gonna make a brew. want some?
>>681182106
Oh god I'm in tears. Send help.
i wonder this guys are still alive and in this thread.
i mean poopingbandit, catfishman, skullfucker...
people are like them are not alive anymore
>>681192632
this guy is surely dead, anon
>>681192847
WHAT HAVE U DONE
U BROKE THE WORLD
Dumping random greentexts now
>>681193982
kek
>>681199099
check em
>>681183187
the fucking filename already got me.
>>681199410
dump all of them. dont care what they are. just let this thread be alive
>>681199576
Sure anon
>>681170487
>be me
>you can't be me because you'd snap and kill people
>so be you
>just another happy go lucky faggot who probably only gets mad at things like flat tires and jews.
>faggot
>>681199530
its the guys nickname anon. the mighty pooping bandit. the watchfull protector. the dark vigilante.
its the hero we... have
>>681180045
fucking feminists btfo. this made me feel so satisfied.
>>681188888
AH SHIT NIGGA
>>681199812
i was in that thread... legend
>>681199936
oldest joke in 4chan.
just this guys post them like its new
>>681188888
checked and confirmed for a fucking waste of quints
Still dumping
>>681180225
I've read this so many times and it still doesn't get old.
>>681200226
Tbh I can't quite see what I'm posting since I'm on mobile, just dumping whatever looks green and has text in it.
>>681200598
no prob anon. i wast talking about you
>>681196761
GOOD LAD MAY UR PATH BE PAVED WITH ONLY GOOD LUCK
>>681199854
fuck man i respect this guy more than batman!
>>681182491
>police
what's illegal about standing up a date?
>>681193163
no this is just too sad
>>681199133
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT THO?
DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!!
>>681201298
I believe this happened
>>681199410
>>681201893
thank you /b/rother
>>681183187
you're missing part 2
ok guys ihave an idea. some of us gonna make this thread spiderman thread, so while in this
soft shitposting time, thread can survive
we have to save the thread
post random shit from ur pc
Must. Keep. Dumping.
>>681203024
hahahahahha
>>681188234
has someone screencapped? Man anon, this is fucking hilarious.
>>681175158
Holy fuck dude
THREAD. MUST. SURVIVE.
for our fellow bretheren
>>681183676
who's hand shatters
>>681203256
yes.
just keep lurking
>>681170487
this entire fucking thread must be turned into TV shorts.
>>681203256
already done my /b/rother>>681196761
>>681203472
SB FUND THIS GUY AND I CAN SEMI SECURE US A LINE
I WILL BUMP THIS THREAD UNTIL I DIE!!!!!!!!!
also check em
>>681203382
grandpa's
>>681203632
reroll
>>681203742
fuck
>>681199410
cont???
>>681196761
part 2 when?
>>681203800
check'd
>>681199410
From betacuck to alpha male niceeee
>>681196761
I'm so damn honored to be in this thread
next time im in a best of/ylyl and see this I'm going to get blasted with weird short term nostalgia
>>681203895
This is actually cont for
>>681199410
I apologise for not posting them together or some shit
>>681203611
>>681203632
>>681203895
>>681204217
sameguy?
>>681204384
Im serious get me results that this shit can make cash and i might get us a line in a network
dear anons...
i just want you to realize that we are in one of that legendary threads at the moment...
>>681200055
>what are you going to do with 200 pigeons?
>when the time comes, I'll know
I don't play tabletop games or understand most of this, but holy shit I lost hard.
i feel graced to be posting in this thread
>>681170487
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>681190534
> Amandas inbred face inbreds some more.
You are wrecking my sides!
The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>681204813
that show was 10/10 success.
Starting to run out, if only I was on PC
>>681204926
We r witnessing the events that the next generation will be posting on best of 4chan threads
>>681205379
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you mean ARTistic
>>681205433
europefag dont know it
>>681205446
how long will it take u to reach ur station soldier?
>>681205446
Fuck you for making me leugh like that I almost swallowed my cigarette.
Must not let thread die. Must get cont for Tyrone
>>681205605
i'm reading all this shit in Dahl's narrative voice.
thread must survive!!! come on anons post some greentexts
>>681190534
>>681205336
samefagging and also shitty story
>>681206024
i post all i got
>>681205790
Unfortunately I have to sleep soon because class early at 8am and it's already 1am here
>>681184521
i'm literally shaking
>>681206082
>shitty story
how dare you....
>>681206114
NIGGA WHERE U AT?
ITS 01:08 HERE
>>681206114
slepe is 4 week
>>681185915
Tyrone is now my hero, too.
>>681206114
where anon?
>>681205872
holy shit i read about this in a book, i think it was called heavy laughter, and it was written by tom sharpe, it's about a bunch of inefficient cops investegating the defragmentation of a nigger with one of those guns
>>681206286
Lebanon, where you at anon?
>>681206286
1:11 here
>>681206633
Greek reporting
>>681199627
A true hero.
>>681185915
Am I finally witnessing the birth of a new green text?
>>681205581
No he got it right.
>>681206970
yes.
DONT LET THE THREAD DIE
LEBANON BRO I SALUTE YOU
MAY UR THREADS ALWAYS BE BUMPED
>>681206383
Em a fag who said I was stronk
>>681175158
I've never seen this one
xD le meme
>>681200055
If I were to play D&D, this would be me.
>>681172465
This is not epic and is instead fucking gay
Go to a feelsies thread pussy boy
>>681207605
>>681188234
this thread must be archived for human legacy.
Screencaps of Tyrone, if this thread is still up...
>>681183187
P.B. if he is willing, cometh forth, and present thy stories!
>>681178595
underated post
>>681185915
>>681188234
>>681190534
>>681193982
Thank you for your contribution to posterity, sir.
>>681208212
>>681182981
Lol twitch is a fucking God among faggots
