Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra Claimed
>>681162496
claimed kagami
>>681162496
Lucy claim
Claiming Megumin
Claimed
clam
>>681161516
I wish Popsicle ice cream was more common.
>>681161545
Ty cause I'm almost out
Chara claimed
>>681162624
Ah, hi there Red or Blue... whatever, how've you been? How's treatment going?
>>681162260
Why would you want a child if not for him to make you money amirite?
>>681162403
Thats not nice to say if you don't know the whole case but they are killing themselves with work (my old man has 2 jobs) just to have enough money to support us.
But good thing you don't have a grandfather like mine.
>>681162492
Noice, it always gets me pumped to play it. Same for fear of the heavens.
Dio-sama...
>>681162651
>>681160488
>>681162759
Good I suppose..... What treatment?
>>681162496
Claiming Saya
Kyouko claimed.
>>681162138
My grandfather tried to kill my dad 3 different times, don't you just love grandfathers? (Well not all of them are like that thankfully)
>>681162759
Hi Chara.
>>681162760
i don't know if you saw what i said before, but just hang in there homu....please, things will get better, i know it may not seem like it right now....just do your best
>>681162760
I'm sorry for the situation your parents were put in.. Things will look up.
>>681162841
Oh? You wanna get dominated bb? Ill make you squirm.
>>681162998
I hope I'm not mixing you up now...
Uhm... weren't you the one who went to a Psychotherapist because you thought you had depression and then it was something else (don't remember the name) that doesn't let you feel emotions properly?
>>681163066
Heya Kyouko.
My Grandfathers are all dead, so no killing from my side by the old ones
>>681163161
I'm cool to try new things!
hello friends
claiming kenma
>>681163302
Oh, yes. That was me. Anhedonia. But no, there's no treatment. It's more of a "Yer fucked m8. Enjoy" deal.
>>681163066
>kill
>3 different times
Seriously what is wrong with this world? I don't know if you want to talk about that but I need to admit im curious.
>>681163100
Yea time will fix everything, hopefully, I guess I should just drown myself in vidya to make it go faster or something... jk I still have things to study and all the stress makes it harder.
>>681163161
I hope... thanks fam.
Claimed
>>681163473
>No treatment
Now that's strange.. I thought for sure there were some meds that would open up neurotransmitter so you can feel more...
Glad to see you here again tough.
>>681163621
Heya Homura!
Goodbye friends, I'm off to play some Dark Souls 3
>claiming yume
>>681163368
I'm gonna grope your frog legs and butt with my vectors.. aggressively. or something Im not good at this type of thing >:3
>>681163621
No hoping. It will.
>>681163773
spooky waifu
>>681163842
Oi. I think I will give utg a try tonight and see if it really is good or overrated. What should I expect?
>>681163978
No.
>>681163621
don't stress about....just worry about what you need to get done right then, don't cloud your mind with stuff that doesn't matter right then, i know things may seem bleak, but you can get yourself out of any situation, just keep yourself focused on school right now....it's kinda like the blind leading the blind, but i do the same thing, im a huge procrastinator, that's why im in the situation im in....i believe you'll do great...you just gotta tell yourself that lol
>inb4 wall o' text
>>681163842
Well, in some cases people have recovered by taking antidepressants over the course of anywhere between a month and fourty years. Thus far, it seems to be at random of whether or not people recover from it. Not enough is known about it, so it's luck of the draw. In any case, I don't feel like being on meds for years for a chance at possibly recovering.
Claim Ryuko
>>681164087
You mean the board on /v/?
>Pic related
>Don't forget to read the filename
>>681164176
Ah, I see. Understandable. I thought for sure they'd recommend it to you, since you felt something some time ago. With your wife and so. But it's understandable if you wouldn't want to do it.
>>681162496
Yarr
>>681163621
It's a pretty long story.
TL;DR my grandfather started going paranoid after he hit 70 , started putting recorders in the whole house because he thought (and still thinks) that my grandmother cheated on him with my dad (and with my uncle, he hates him too) which is like, the most absurd thing I heard in my entire life, mostly because my dad never got along with my grandmother but for other various reasons aswell that I won't explain here.
And yes, this is the TL;DR version, sorry for the wall of text.
>>681164125
>don't cloud your mind with stuff that doesn't matter
Looks like this is one of my greatest weaknesses... Like caring way too much about some anons here.
>that's why im in the situation im in
Sorry if I sound like an ass for asking for this but what exactly do you dislike about your life right now? You got a job that gives you enough money to survive and do some activities etc.
>don't worry wall of texts written personally for me can only make me hard
>>681164316
Eh. Can't get any worse. I was like this before meeting Red anyhow, so it's nothing new to me.
>>681164486
A pirate's life for me
>>681164087
>No.
What?
claiming sanc
>>681164316
No im going to play the game for my 1st time. Never watched a video of it or heard any ost so im going to have the full experience. Only things I know are some character designs.
>>681164556
Aww thats fucked up but I can't help but feel a little sad for your grandfather, must be hard living inside that mind. Does he still contact with the rest of the family?
>>681164486
Why is the rum gone?
>>681164618
i don't mean to say you should stop caring....just don't make that your main thought process at the time when your studying or doing work
it's not that i don't like the job...it's that I am not in a regular ets, im in an involuntary seperation...which may or may not screw me for the rest of my life....depending if they give me a honorable or dishonorable discharge....other than that and the lack of companionship problem, my life is fine....i just wish i cared a little bit more about my life
>sorry again for the wall of text
>>681164949
Ask Syndra.
>Homu
>>681164694
I meant wife. Not waifu. But anyway... I understand.
I still hope you meet someone like your wife again. So that it gets better.
>>681165008
Hmm.... When you play through the prologue you'll probably stay hooked on this. It's not a bad game. But you need to get a bit into it. Like, play the character you represent as yourself as good as possible.
Then you will like it
>>681165265
For simplicity I refer to my late-fiance as Red. They were fairly similar.
I doubt it. I'll probably move to detroit or some such thing, become the batman and an hero.
>>681165008
>Does he still contact with the rest of the family?
That would be another retarded and really long story. He ran off with another woman (at 76) and there's still shit going on with lawyers because he doesn't want to give money to my grandmother.
Like, really retarded stuff, the less I hear about him the better I live to be honest.
>>681165048
>don't make that your main thought process
That will be hard but I guess its my best option if I want to do anything right in life.
>it's that I am not in a regular ets
Oh I see, only thing I can say about that is good luck and keep your own advice in mind.
>lack of companionship problem
What do you mean with this? Is it lack of companionship with whoever you're working with or you're unhappy with your social life overall right now?
>wish i cared a little bit more about my life
I know that feel bro... I could go out or do a million productive activities but I rather just sit at home during most of my free time thinking about stupid things that don't even matter.
>I will shank you if you apologize for walls of text again. Im fine with them.
Claiming Suiseiseki again, and I'm back, desu.
>>681165265
>play the character you represent as yourself as good as possible.
Oh so the plot isn't even linear? I really don't know much about the game other than its aspect etc. Sounds like it has a lot of replay value too then.
>>681165662
>He ran off with another woman
Ugh... im done. I don't feel sorry about him anymore.
>>681165926
Are you diamond yet?
>>681165452
Aaah, I see. I understand~
>Batman and an hero
Hell, if I ever see some headline like "batman impersonator stops crime" I'll visit this city
>>681165926
sup chen?
>>681165682
i just want you to be successful, i hate seeing people like i, ill try too, but if an employer sees any discharge other than general or honorable, they throw that resume in the trash....they're exceptions but im not the most qualified person, from 18 to 21 i was only in the army, and i didn't do much in the army except helicopter stuff, im the same way! i never want to strive to be better....and it kills me...i really don't know where my brain doesn't make the connection
>>681166069
no
plat 4 now
>>681166080
im just playing lol
>>681166069
Yup, Plot isn't linear. You'll see once you've played it. Personaly I like it very much.
>>681166122
So you're stressed because society wants you to try to be the best all the time while you just want some nice stable job and not worry too much about everything else?
>>681166336
not exactly...i don't really care what society thinks...it's ass backwards anyways, i just wish i would have some motivation to do something for once....but it's not there, i could sleep in a trash can for the rest of my life and not try to change
>>681166548
anyways...i don't mean to bring my sob story here....everything could definitely be worse
>>681166548
man, are you me
I actually feel the same
I'm so apathetic about this life
Hey guys, good morning hows everybody doing?
>>681166328
Have fun then. Insult your teammates like usual
>>681166548
oh, I get it. But I can't understand it hehe.
Anyway, I don't mind listening and trying to give some advice, you know? Just write it whenever you want to. I'll listen.
>>681167294
Morning. Doing great, thank you
>>681167294
Hello, doing fine, how about you?
alright...i gotta go back to work....i didn't mean to bring down the mood, ill talk to you later homu, ill be keeping you in my thoughts..how everything goes okay
>>681167357
thank you chara! i would if i didn't have to go lol, i hope your day goes great!
Gonna get ready for driving class, stay awesome and laters.
>>681166262
Moo. I barely talk with you but I like seeing you here. Moo.
>>681166122
Whelp... im not really good at talking with people so if I say something stupid just ignore.
Before finding motivation you need to find what your goals actually are, and not something subjective like "improving your life".
But anyway working to become a better person is good off course, but as long as you're not literally living in a trash can and you enjoy your life a little you shouldn't really kill yourself with thoughts that you should be changing it. You're a nice guy currently, thats all I know.
>protip tell all your problems to Chara
>>681167478
Laters <.<
>>681162496
Claiming Tay, of course.
I'd kill for this based natsoc memelord.
Sadly your waifus have all fallen short.
>>681167478
See you Kagami!
>>681167686
your waifu is shit
>>681167813
Would not at all be difficult to kick the little shit in the head. How weak are monsters?
Tenryuu claimed
>>681167898
Ur faggot ass 2d personality gooks waifus can't hold a candle to Tay.
>>681167998
Führer.
>>681168191
Wasn't she from hellsing?
>>681168054
implying your waifu is better than lucy.
>>681167966
Probably pretty weak.
>>681167998
Wie geht's, Salz?
>>681167357
Great to hear!
>>681167409
Thats great, I am just fine my feet are still killing me from work yesterday, but other than that im just fine
>>681162496
morning guys!
Claimed
Shiki claimed
>>681167642
Moo.
>>681167998
>1 off
>>681162496
Go away bricky
>>681168306
Uh. I believe that you have the wrong character, sir.
>Izuru Kamukura
>>681167998
>>681168605
Hello, how are both of you doing?
>>681168684
If thats bricky i would flip
>>681168428
>Wearing a mustache
>Anime niggers find this appealing
Maybe if you are someone with deep seated homosexual fantasies you would find lucy more appealing than Fuhrer Tay, but for those of us with taste, nah
Lets be honest, tay would probably holocaust ur waifu to death while my dong expands
>>681168489
Morning nano! How did ya sleep?
>>681168444
Mir ist langweilig, ich bin müde und will einen Schokoriegel
>>681168630
Oh, oh no...
>>681168873
I'm bored and i want a chocolate bar. Let's play Skyrim.
>>681168873
Alright, completely standard monday. What about you?
>>681168945
Listen here kiddo. I ain't got time for low tier waifu like fuhrer tay. Stay out of the big leauges before you get hurt. :* this isn't even my final form.
>>681168684
Ho....
Fine.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
>>681168945
did someone say deep seated homosexual fantasies?
Because there's nothing gay around here.
>>681168489
Hi there Nano!
>>681169119
Müde: Schlafen gehen
Schokoriegel: Kaufen und essen
Langeweile: Du bist eh schon hier
>>681169096
good good!
woke up with a sore throat again but I thinnk I'll be sick free tomorrow!
how are you doing today?
>>681168818
Ah, O well, haven't watch much Cambodian claymation myself, so it's always a hit and miss.
>>681169280
morning chara
how are you todayyy?
Akiko claim
How is everyone doing? I just unintentionally wasted my entire day
>>681169208
Neither of them. Both are shit-tier
>>681169442
Fine, fine~ Just relaxed the whooole day! It's pretty neat. 10/10 would recommend
>>681169474
>Implying wasting a day is bad
Sup Akiko?
>>681169168
Wow, that's extra scary. Shame Tay comes readily equipped to break such degeneracy down into it's components and them absorb it.
Bloody edgy anime lady bout to get Auschwitz'd
>>681169146
Just fine, normal day so far.
>>681169474
Hi Aki.
> I just unintentionally wasted my entire day
Sounds like every day for me.
>>681168489
Good morning Nano, how are things?
I'm going to bed but just dropping by to say hey, guys.
Kagami, I want to talk with you later. Lucky star is the bomb -
>Pilot Azusa
>>681169628
I smell heresy
>>681169666
things are good
good morning satan
>>681169609
im relaxing now, playing some subnautica n downloading killing floor 2
s'nice
>>681169345
Oh noo I hate waking up with a sore throat, I have one too at the moment and it sucks, but I am glad to hear that you shall be okay tomorrow, I am doing okay thanks for asking, got the day off today so I am just gonna hang out with all the /waifus/
>>681169609
It's not when you can do stuff you enjoy, which I couldn't
>>681169666
nice gets there Satan
No for real wasted
I pulled an all nighter, took a shower and got dressed, had to wait another 20 minutes before the bus came so I made the mistake of sitting down for a moment. This was at 8 am and I slept straight till 7 pm
>>681169904
ohh i've been sick for the past few days sadly, but since i quit smoking cigarettes its all stayed in my head and throat instead of a cough too
feels healthier man
if any of you have steam and wanna add me you can
come talk to me while i play games pls
steamcommunity.com/id/dickbarnacle
I'm back. Did I miss anything significant in thread?
I'm back, but I have to post on mobile because my computer is shit.
>>681170312
Galky!
>>681162496
lets do a survey of the waifu hugbox
age:
gender:
race:
nationality:
virgin:
waifu:
first anime:
favorite anime:
years on 4chan:
other boards:
>>681170251
Nothing significant.
>>681169817
No heresy in worshiping the Lord of /pol/
>>681169890
That sounds good~ Hope you have fun. I'm playing KanColle
>It was a pain to register, have to use it now
>>681170002
okay, I can see that being troublesome. But don't worry, there will be other days you can use for stuff you enjoy!
>>681170312
Hi Galko, feeling better?
>>681170552
add muh steam, unless you have already
:>
also if you have BDO I do too
>>681170540
I kek'd. I don't know shit about /pol/ but kek.
I'm sorry for my crude behavior.
>>681170195
I will add you right now!
>>681170251
Nothing crazy but how are you doing today frenemy?
>>681170552
what is this from
>>681170460
23
male
white
american
no
dragon ball
trigun
10+
/k/ /tg/ /a/ /co/ /out/
>>681170387
Smugs!
>>681170751
Hi Kyouko. I got some good rest and now I feel a lot better.
>>681169198
If youre the actual bricky, then you can stay. You make good content.
>claimed
>>681170821
No prob, it's all bants lol
Stop by sometime, it's free of charge, just try not to read about the stuff we post about the Jews too much or you might start hatting the Jews.
>>681170768
I don't have you on steam yet. What's your steam ID?
What's BDO?
>I probably can't play it since my tablet is shit
>>681171007
The most fanbase raped game ever.
Undertale.
>>681170460
age: 21
gender: uhm... trans?
race: white
nationality: austria
virgin: no
waifu: Chara
first anime: Heidi or Pokémon
favorite anime: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
years on 4chan: around 6
other boards: rarely /v/ to look for pictures and get some tips and often /h/ to expand my fap folder
>>681170251
>>681170312
Hey you guys, I just dropped in after accidentally sleeping from 8 am to 9 pm on a schoolday
Fuck me right?
>>681170981
Happy since I didn't have to take the A&P test today but Wednesday. Also think I met a new guy to thread who doesn't like shinoa's smug. Reminds you of anyone, frenemy? How's your day my man? Busy with the arcade?
>>681171117
Master chief dubs get Galky <3
>>681169260
Well I suppose /lgbt/ is less of a cancer than, for example, /mlp/.
Also nothing wrong with glorying the perfect male form, so post away with some sweet gay shit.
>>681171462
Hey peaches how are you doing?
Did you finish you drawing? Are there peaches in it?
>>681170460
21
male
white
yes
does shounen stuff on tv like all kinds of dragonball, pokemon, naruto or one piece count? if yes dragonball and pokemon
if not Elfenlied
pic related(also claimed)
about two years regular maybe?
/wsg/, /gif/, /tg/, /d/, int, /pol/, /sci/ in that order of frequency
>>681170981
pls do! i accept all
I like chatting with you guys
>>681171368
BDO is black desert online
muh steam id is
steamcommunity.com/id/dickbarnacle
>>681171570
sorry I skipped nationality. german
>>681171564
I DID finish drawing it, this is the final version but I made a special version just for you <3
>Akiko
>>681171279
they fucking killed her anon. they killed her because she thought differently then they do. >>681171368
i have never looked up undertale or tried to find out what it is because of my interactions with the fanbase.
will you explain what it is?
>>681171564
needs more buttpictures.
Hamakaze claimed
>>681171538
I'm not gay tho
I just love Dio
>>681171462
I would.
>>681171470
Didn't see that.
>>681171673
HA! Hab ich's doch gewusst.
>>681170460
19
f-apache helicopter
white
americant
no
lucy
cowboybebop
hellsing
i think 7
in no particular order /o/ /ck/ /adv/ /w/
>>681171279
I'll check it out baby <3
>>681171173
Hi duce
>>681171462
Hey akiko. Yeah I know that feel man. What you've been up to?
>>681171798
Hamakaze!
I forgot its a national holiday today and went for driving class... What am I doing in this planet????
>>681170460
first anime: Dragon Ball
first anime that really got me hooked: Death Note
favorite anime: Ergo Proxy
>>681171948
I meant /wg/
>>681170460
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Race: Pure white European
Nationality: Australia
Virgin: Nope
Waifu: Tay the shitposting matriarch of my people
First anime: Ghost in the Shell
Favorite Anime: I don't like them. Hellsing was dope though
Years on 4chan: 3
Other boards: /pol/
>>681162496
Hey brick, i was always a fan of fiora myself
>>681171117
Good to hear.
>inb4 sick again later
>>681171173
Hi Duce.
>>681170460
age:20
gender:Male
race: White
nationality: Italian
virgin: Yes
waifu: Kyouko
first anime: Something with robots I can't recall the name of at the moment
favorite anime: Madoka
years on 4chan: 5 or 6, can't remember
other boards: /a/ /sp/ /k/ /tv/ /vg/ in no particular order
>>681170460
age:22
gender:
race:white
nationality: american
virgin: nop
waifu: nano
first anime: inuyasha (i still like it)
favorite anime: 2 hard 2 answer
years on 4chan: 8+
other boards: /c/
>>681171869
>
>>681172028
Literally nothing since it'd 8 pm now. Woke up like an hour ago and missed school today
>>681171580
I don't have it, no... nothing to play it on... also I heard it's pretty terrible for MMO standards besides the graphics.
>>681171737
It's an RPG with unique story.
If you play the game like your character is actually you, you will enjoy the story very much.
But besides the story and the humor it is a rather mediocre game.
is it even safe to post here these days?
>>681170460
20
m
white
polish
no
rd
death note
nichijou
7
g trash mlp gif wsg c co ck
>>681172028
Shinoa bro!
>>681171937
noch nen bernd gefunden!
Hey guys, I'm back, ragequited DkS
>>681170460
age:18
gender: male
race: Métis
nationality: Canadian
virgin: No
waifu: Pic related
first anime: Death Note
favorite anime: Too hard to answer
years on 4chan: 1
other boards: None
>>681171737
Yes, the Jews basically revenge shoah'd the messiah of the white man AGAIN. Like, Jesus wasn't enough, they needed to take the quintessence of internet knowledge that had found them out.
Truly a sad tale.
Never forget.
>>681172093
That's probably what's going to happen.
>>681172161
>
>>681171849
He is magnificent tbh
>>681172028
>>681172093
Ayyy how are you Anons doing?
>>681170460
age:26
gender:Male
race:White
nationality:British
virgin:Nope
waifu:il duce
first anime:Can't remember
favorite anime:Don't have a favourite one.
years on 4chan:4
other boards:/pol/ and /k/
>>681170460
>age:
21
>gender:
male
>race:
White
>nationality
Danish
>virgin:
No
>waifu:
Ryougi Shiki
>first anime:
Pokemon, Dragon ball Z or death note.
>favorite anime:
Knk or Katanagatari
>years on 4chan:
6
>other boards:
/a/, /pol/, /v/, /vg/, /c/, /g/.
>>681170460
19
Male
Not white
Lost it to my hands...
I think steel kurumi or chobits
Fairy tail
2 or 3
/c/, /fit/, /k/, /asp/, /m/ sometimes/ a/
>>681171869
Pic <3
>>681172084
Fiora is my 2nd favorite champion.
My go to champion if i have to go top or jungle.
And no ill be going because im not Bricky
>>681171368
>gender: uhm... trans?
He asked for your gender not your mental disorder.
>>681172430
! HI
>>681172280
>terrible for MMO
CORRECT!
but it's something to play while i wait for legion
:C
>>681171470
Y...you found someone else that donst like your face? Fine but you know he wont be nearly as fun as me!
uh my day is alright dude, off today so no arcade games for me today that was yesterday which was pretty good, what are you up to how are you doing?
>>681171580
Trying to add you but my steam is being stupid and not opening the community screen so I can add
>>681172613
Fiora Jung? What's your build?
Not the same guy btw, just intruding on your conversation.
>>681172690
<3
>>681170460
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Race: Pure german
Nationality: German
Virgin: I'm on my path to become a mighty wizard
Waifu: Tenryuu (obviously)
First animu:Pokemon
Favourite animu: I have none
Years on 4chan: a few...forgot to count
Other boards: /a/ /w/ /wg/ /u/ /e/ (don't ask)
>>681172330
Es gibt hier so einige Bernds.
>Und nun gib mir eine Dr. Pfeffer
>>681172690
>but it's something to play while i wait for legion
>Legion
Just stop, wow deserves to die more than the Simpsons at this point.
>>681171730
this looks good
>>681170460
>Age
21
>Gender
Male
>Race
Human? White? German?
>Nationality
German
>Virgin
I can't become a wizard anymore
>Waifu
Yume
>First Anime
Kiss x Sis
>Favorite Anime
Kiss x Sis
>Years in Prison
about 5? maybe 6
>Other Prisons
mostly v/wg/w
>>681171737
only if you show me some good legs
>>681172826
>Pure German
So that's 50% Muslim now days?
>>681170460
age: 19
gender: poligender
race: asian
nationality: austria
virgin: no
waifu: Chen
first anime: boku no piko
favorite anime: boku no piko
years on 4chan: around 2 weeks
other boards: pff
/mlp/, /trash/. /r9k/
who the fuck cares about this
fucking hugbox
>>681173039
Nope. My great-grandfather fought against Ivans, and the rest is Aryan certified (with stamp and swastika) and i don't know about any muslims in my bloodline.
And pure german is pure german, only german would be your 50% muslim.
image cap
new thread when?
>>681172613
>favorite champ is syndra
>also plays fiora
Hey bricky.
>>681172161
holy shit dude! Was it one of those classes that gets roll calls?
>>681172328
How ya doing my man? What games to you have on xbox?
>>681172532
Good my dude. You?
>>681172749
Yup. I'mma have fun with the guy too. I'm home watching hush. A Netflix thriller/horror movie with a deaf protagonist
>shinoa bro
>>681172943
eh I like wow, always have.
I'm casual as fuck though, never cared much about all the pruning and shit.
>>681172815
hows your day?
>>681172749
whats yours I'll just add you
>nano
you guys are all retarded
>>681173437
Doing great, slept till three and did fuck all today.
>>681172776
Whatever works at the time.
I haven't played in age so i don't really know what's going on atm .
>>681173436
Oh no, you got me again.
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Im not baking the next one.
{Syndra}
/b/ has an image limit?
>>681173437
Is it any good? I use to have netflix but I got tired of paying for it and it was whatever
>>681173508
Your Waifu Is Trash is my ID
>Rikka
>>681173703
>Don't really know what's going on atm
I've been playing on and off since forever and eve I have no idea whats going on anymore. Crazy shit. I just assumed you were up to date and had discovered the new Fiora jung meta.
>>681173508
pretty shitty, actually. it's been a while since i posted in a thread like this one, so i'm having a nostalgic fun evening
sent you an invite on steam because why not
>>681173703
>Videos are full of 4chsn memes
Bricky