YLYLDank edition
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
Dank edition
>>681074446
10/10 would jack off to...
>>681074446
They look nothing alike
>>681074132
>Don't ever talk to me or my daughter again
>>681075072
lost
>>681074669
nice meme
>>681075072
kek
>>681074669
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>681074911
kekekekekekekekekekekekek
>>681075199
worst way to go
>>681074669
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>681075287
Source?
>>681074132
10/10 dank as fuck
>>681075199
Aw fuck muh nutz
>>681075614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_nJkQROLCQ
>>681075072
holy shit, my sides
first time i lost in this shitty threads
thanks
>>681074669
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>>681075597
I lose
thread is bananas, i'm out
>>681075287
sauce? literally my fetish. hard as diamonds
>>681075666
DEMON!!!!
>>681075332
That pic is fuckin funny as shit.
Banana whispered into ylyl's ear "I'm going to tie you up and fuck you"
"Gasp!" Thought ylyl "he's going to tie me up and fuck me"
Ylyl breathed heavily as the smell of sweat and potassium was strong
Banana duck taped ylyl's hands and his pussy was as wet as the time he had spilled mtn dew
Banana stuck his hard cock in ylyl
Ylyl let out a moan, muffled by the cotton balls shoved in his mouth Banana had made his niggers pick the cotton a day before
"I really, really like your cock" said ylyl, now farting uncontrollably "Thanks for joining us tonight," panted banana in response
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>>681074811
thullululululpppp
>>681076814
That was confirmed to be not her, though.
>>681076011
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I REMEMBER THIS THREAD
>>681077153
and we're all very proud of you sweetie
>>681075836
This should not be as funny as it is
>>681076111
Checked. Also, haven't seen that one. Nice.
>>681075332
duckrolled
>>681076261
Lieutenant Dan?
>>681074984
underrated post
potassi 'em
>>681075836
>Bananakin
I'm dead
>>681077554
Holy shit, this is actually funny. I made the original one.
>>681074727
lost diddly osterberg-a-rino
>>681075666
Hail Satan!
>>681075416
Lost
>>681078133
Thanks for joining us tonight Bill
>>681077837
Lost
>>681077694
That fucking ending
>>681075597
Now I just feel sad
>>681074132
"dank"
thought it said ylyl, not fucking cringe
>>681076879
Fucker
>>681078645
...i dont get it. why did they put those things on the track like that?
do they really think that it will protect the hose if a train comes?
do they really think that a hose is more valuable that a train?
>>681079067
What the fuck are those?!
>>681079020
This was a prank pic. Firemen being funny.
>>681079067
Is that fucking warts?
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>>681076879
I h8 u
>>681079535
oh. that's why it wasn't funny.
to be serious for a second, firemen are like the lowest tier of the population.
like a few of them are ok and try to make a career out of it, but a lot of the other ones just join up so they can feel like they are a part of something which demands respect.
>>681079511
...the fuck.
>>681080087
I thought it was because they like to eat. I see them all the time at Costco and Restaurant Depot. All the time.
>>681079535
It raises a question though... Does anybody know what firemen use in scenarios like that?
>>681079983
why did i laugh?
>>681080286
Fake as fuck
>>681075454
Lost. Do you have sauce?
>>681074984
If he was level 100, he could've kept going
>>681075603
PRAISE ALLAH
>>681075454
This is fucking gold.
>>681080383
Call to the victims via bullhorn and advise them to wave their hands in the air like they just don't care.
i'm so fucking sick of this banana meme
please, please stop posting it
>>681080367
exactly. you see them because they're wearing clothing that shows who they are.
to be fair, they sometimes wear it because they're "on call" a lot and need to be ready, but c'mon, you know they just want attention
>>681077990
fucking keked
>>681075597
Not a gore thread, asshole.
>>681075836
Oh fuck no this did not just make me chuckle
>>681080383
im guessing that there are either civil codes that require hydrant access on both sides of the track or they just run it over without anything
>>681081028
Your not helping...
>>681076261
HAHA!
>>681076011
sounds like the fucking dream mate
>>681074811
Now with sound ---->
http://scat-diving.ytmnd.com/
>>681074132
Already lost
>>681075454
This is the kind of thing that gets you shot.
>"IT WAS A PRANK BRO"
>>681075597
The fruits in the glass look luke a ugly face
fuckin ribbed for her pleasure
>>681081585
>girlfriend
>has a dick
pick one faggot
>>681077153
you have the details?
>>681081775
I see it
>>681076866
I've seen this image posted a million times, but this is the first time I have every really laughed at it.
>>681081367
I'm not either. Admit it.
>>681076153
I like how the bull pup has a bullpup.
>>681076261
Yeah I'd need a cigarette too.
it's true
>>681082339
*hurting. Tard there
>>681082500
I bet you would, degenerate.
>>681077990
i love this guy
>>681077520
I love how the leopard KNOWS it's doing something wrong. Like a little kid when an adult shows up in the middle of some hijinks lololol I really, really like this webm
>>681082880
Nigger
>>681079728
Nah he put balls in there for extra pleasure, doesn't seem like it's very efficient though
I >>681081859
What are you talking about dipstick? It's obviously a girl, look at the hair! I mean what guy has that long of hair and that fair of skin? The "penis" is just a joke pulled by the user, i wouldn't mind smashing that and getting cum all over my own stick if you know what i mean and i hope so because jerkin it gets boring sometimes ya know what i mean?
>>681075532
True Hell.
>>681082880
Fuck off
>>681082962
Nigger
>>681082880
Frig off, Randy
>>681082962
Nigger
>>681079936
Fuck you, some of these are actually original you fuckwit
Vape Nation!
>>681076576
The fuck.
What game is this?
>>681083161
God damn that's a fat cock.
>>681083246
Just once I want a big Vape supporter to overclock their vape or whatever, then have it explode in their face killing them.
That'd make me so happy.
>>681077047
i think i just became a homosexual
>>681075087
that's alright, people with autism tend to have problems distinguishing faces
>>681083246
Moar vape nation!
>>681074132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCMYOSGCbMQ
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>>681075603
don't you understand that this is what he wants you fool? Your rage only fuels the potassium powered shit train
>>681083161
I'd fuck the mom
>>681082500
hook me up yo
>>681075836
Shit... I giggled.
It was bananakin that killed me.
>>681076261
This is a fake photo, he is an actor
>>681080586
They're the jalal brothers. Look em up
>>681079320
there was a fad in japan for a couple of years where people would have small plastic balls inserted under the skin of their shaft.
to increase pleasure for the female. There was a rash of people doing DIY home penis modifications.
welcome to the world, I remember how bright and shiny everything was when I was new too.
>>681076590
Fuck how her asshole its practically perfect?
>>681083246
That is like the fattest rip, I'm talking the biggest cloud I have ever SEEN!. Vape Nation!
>>681079320
Pearls, I heard stories about pearl divers who do this for the ribbed for her pleasure effect
>>681075199
Haha faggot
>>681075072
Lost
>>681083161
been a few years since ive seen this image
>>681084148
i never thought of that before, but now that you say something this picture looks fishy.
look at the background chair on the left.
i know those kinds of chairs. they suck.
that one could exist so untarnished and unbroken in a warzone is suspect.
>>681074669
ahahahaha where did you get this?
>>681079300
Oh man, I've never laughed this hard in a thread like this, or anywhere on 4chan really. Thanks anon.
>>681079020
hey dude just google
'firemen railroad'
http://www.statter911.com/2014/05/03/remember-hose-railroad-track-picture-now-rest-story/
>>681083139
Please spam the draw thread. Thanks pal
>>681083236
Wtf is that supposed to be?
>>681076518
Partial chuckle
>>681079067
implants
>>681074727
Actually lost, and I don't feel bad about it.
the third comment's my favorite
>>681084086
I like to pretend they are looking at my penis
>>681083236
what is this from?
>>681077153
the fucking details mate, what are they?
>>681078038
Gay
>>681075836
>banannakin
I'm done forever
>>681082624
Why would you call me that?
>>681076590
What am I looking at.
>>681075416
>Fucking lost. Losing my mind over here.
>>681082962
Nigger
>>681076111
fuck i gotta shower after reading that
>>681082880
Fuck off
>>681085586
LOL BECAUSE HE POOPED
>>681077696
kek
>>681076879
AHHH!!!
>>681080323
I thought his shirt magically changed colors
>>681075287
If you hear this with audio, it's like 100 times funnier. http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=3cb_1436256408
>>681082880
Fuck off
>>681085779
nice
>>681077153
Details?
>>681077990
Underated
>>681074911
Fake, also the signature looks like a dick
>>681075438
Fuck off, your nigger pasta sucks.
>>681086311
kek
>>681086311
DUDE
I GOT SO SCARED YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>681086311
threw my fucking laptop and the screen is cracked now you dick
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>>681086574
Jajaja, cayeron idiotas :)
>>681075072
>Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Cmon now
>>681083161
dude's manhood is the manhood of all manhood
>>681077520
It's almost like even the leopard thinks it's fucked up how the mom just ditched her kid before that kid was even done being born.
>>681074811
lost, thanks anon
>>681076879
steady now
>>681083236
My computer crashed just as kb005 said, "About ten minutes ago." Writing this in mobile. Wtf man?
>>681083383
really?
MGSV
Is this a good YLYL?
>>681076879
did he live?
>>681076420
>duck taped
>>681077047
Stop
>>681077153
Did anybody archive? I need to see it
>>681077047
vape naysh
>>681075343
That penis with a squirrel face painted on it isn't a person
>>681085779
nice besiege creation, needs more struts though to fiddly
>>681075454
Wow is that gewd.
Gg
>>681075532
Could just shake his head to get the headphones off
>>681077837
Man, you'd think after the first potato you'd get genetic counseling. After the second potato you should just give up. They still decided to give it a total of four times before they noticed they were rolling dice with all potato.
>>681080976
have seen this one before. fucking lost
nerf bullets end up pulling his eyes out due to wet smooth and round properties of the human eye.
