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Hey /b/

My hope is gone

My only, and best friend just broke up with me. She said she can't see me like this.

To be honest, I have anorexia, I used to do heroin, I cut myself, and I attempted suicide 3 times.

But now I will be succesful.

Trips decide how do I kill myself

>no suicide bombing

And feel free to call me a faggot. I am one

P.S.: Sajnálom, Zsófi. Szeretlek
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>>680994199
go to iraq and fight isis like a true man
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selfbump
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What you should do, is start bulking, trust me you will want to be shredded more then skinny once you see gainz, go out and fix yourself you selfish little bitch. Then go get pussy. The only one that can make it better is you.
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>>680994531

Thanks for the advice, m8

But I gave myself too much second chances already
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shit man if you serious about dying, spend all of your money on hookers drugs shit like that , go out in style... but only if you are serious about that
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>>680994683
no such thing as a "second" chance only life choices.
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>my best friend broke up with me
how are you alive still you giant fucking cuck machine
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>>680994199
spend all your money on hookers and fuck them raw
pray you get hiv/herpes or some shit like that
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>>680994199
dont kill yourself anon
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>>680994199
Shoot up a school and an hero in a final stand against the police
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>>680994199
old age
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>>680995759
rolling for this
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>>680995809
reroll
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>>680995434

OK, dear anon

My english is a little bit bad.

I meant she wont talk to me anymore. Basically she stopped being my friend.

Do you get it or do I have to get a translator program?
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>>680995870
>>680995870
trying again
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>>680995894
no I understood, I'm saying isn't there a train tracks for you to go lay down on
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Drink bleach make it quick
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>>680994199
write her name with shit on the bathroom wall and drawn yourself to death
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>>680996032

There is some train tracks, but I gave you the choice
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>>680994199
OK faggot. Don't be a little bitch and just kill yourself. Get a fake gun and go rob as many banks as you can. When the cops come pull the fake gun on them and they will end you. And on the off chance you can get away you will be loaded and go start somewhere else.
You can do as much H as you want.
That's my plan.
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Listen here nigger if you're seriously an heroing set up a tinychat and we'll talk.

Otherwise fuck off bitch
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>>680996302
Rolling
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>>680994199
Get Shredded or Die Mirin you worthless piece of shit. This is the only way u gonna make it faggot.
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>>680996113
>2 off
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>>680994199
hang yourself off an overpass or light on a busy highway
at least you will absolutely make the news and freak the country out.
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>>680996113

Oh shit anon, off by 2
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>>680996454
roll
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>>680996302
this
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Make the international news
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>>680996454
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>>680996302
Roll
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>>680996302
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OP here.

New rule

>no old age rerolls
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>>680994199
A big ol bottle of scotch
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>>680996454
this
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>>680996302
rollin
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>>680994199
Get hit by a train/semi/large vehicle. Jump head first into the vehicle or lay down wih your neck on the railroad tracks, whichever you choose. Dont hang yourself, it's way more painful than you would think.
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>>680996581
die of age
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>>680996454
reroll
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>>680996663

Oh fuck off by three
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>>680996454
.
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>>680996581
whats the point of a roll thread with no rerawls
>birdshot to the face
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Ne tedd... kár a magyarokért.. Egy lány miatt hülyeség pontot tenni egy olyan dologra ami még szinte most kezdődött. Gondolj a szüleidre. Szedj táplálékkieg.-et, gyúrj és hidd el találsz jobbat.
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throw yourself under a bus
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Cancer
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>>680996454
Roll
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>>680996663
This
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>>680996766
Winrar
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Eat a snake egg, wait til it hatches inside you and it will eat it's way out
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>>680996454
kill yourself like such
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>>680996831
is that a thing?
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Don't do it
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>>680996454
666 get
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OD on tar
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>>680996581
Fuck that you will never get a good one.
Rolling for this
>>680996302
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>>680994199
>I cut myself, and I attempted suicide 3 times.
Attention whore much? If you wanted to die you would have died already, fuck off faggot.
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Dont kill yourself, faggot.
Just eat, work out, change your life and stop being such a faggot, faggot.
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>>680996454
now
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>>680996663
>>680996795
Same fag

>>680996663
Also, this
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>>680985477
>>680994199
>>680991453
>>680995530

Man, 4chan is very suicidal today.
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>>680996302
Don't listen to this fucking moron, robbing banks is one of the least successful ventures. It's just plain not worth it.

High-end clothing stores are where you want to go, the people behind the counter are always pussies and they'll have a lot more accessible money.

Also since I doubt any of you morons know how to locate and dispose of a dye pack, and the fact that all the bills at a bank are numbered. You'd be completely fucked instantly, not to mention the huge police response, on-site security, and cameras. They'd have you marked by the time you entered the store.
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>>680996756

Szia magyaranon

Túl sokan mondják ezt..ne tedd....kek

Már pedig én most herozok
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>>680994199
get a lighter, a spray can and burn some shit down along with yourself
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can I ask for you to not kill yourself?
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>>680996454
satan
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>>680996919
Probably
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I command you to die of old age
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>>680996302
Fuck the trips just do this. It's a win win
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die of samefagging
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>>680996926
>>680997014
>>680997134

Nope
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>>680996454
asdfjkl;
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don't kill yourself
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You Russian fag
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>>680997277

I said trips. Fuck your dubs
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Suicide nigga.
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>>680997277
Almost quads
Do it
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>>680996581
dont
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Last try. I'll just go with don't do it.
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>>680997277
It's actually a lose lose.
>>680997113
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hang yourself, but make sure neck snaps
like, jump so the noose tightens after 0,5 a meter or some, i don't know how much you weight
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Fuck all of you faggots

If get drink bleach until you vomit and wait
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>>680996756
this

tarts ki
jobb lesz
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FBI CERTIFIED THREAD
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>>680997532

Hány magyar van már itt?
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>>680997477
If he wants to die that's a win.
If he gets away with a shit load of cash that's a win.
Faggot
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>>680997124
Hol laksz?
Nem kell utcaházszám, csak a várost
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>>680994199
Get a horse to fuck you in the ass, you silly cuck.

Mr. Hands style.
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>>680994199
dont do it dog
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Pour a gallon of bleach in ur anus and insert buttplug. Take a couple sleeping pills. Get some rest
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Stab yourself until dead
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>>680996454
Roll
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maybe don't kill urself, life sucks dude it's not what they tell you it is but there's always something out there
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>>680997634

Budapest
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>>680994199
Toaster steve 2.0
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>>680994683
cowardly faggot. take the god damn advice the same way you take dick.
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dont kill yourself
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dont do it
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>>680996302
Doooo it. You will make the news. Theirs no good bank robbers anymore
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>>680997778
7778
so close
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>>680997778
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How 'bout dont do it.
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dont suicide
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>>680994199
Spree Killing st local school
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Do a toaster steve
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>>680994199
>>680996581
Sounds like someone's afraid of dying lol faggot just fuckin die alrdy if you wanna die dont waste our oxygen anymore figget.
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>>680997885
885
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>taking your own life over someone's actions

are you really that pathetic man. go and fucking eat, hit the gym and do mass building excercises. and go out and make new fucking friends holy shit. you were probably clingy as fuck. or maybe she just needs time. or maybe shes having her own problems. grow up.
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>>680997904
Roll fuck give me traps Allah
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>>680997633
He won't get away with the cash though dipshit.

You do the same thing but with high end stores.

Are you a moron? I bet you played GTA and now you think you know how bank robbing works.
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kill yourself to death
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holy shit, don't kill yourself. You fucking idiot.
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go to a feminist/ social justice warrior grouping or convention
massacre
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>>680994199
Check em
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>>680994375
roll
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roll for burning livestream
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>>680997477
Chem m8
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don't kill yourself
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>>680997682
Rollin rollin rollin!
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>>680994199
fuck off nigger!
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If trips don't kill yourself. Get some meds and live a happy life.
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>>680994199
Buy a gun. Rob banks, kill people, do drugs, fuck like a horse. And let the world se who u are what u do

>repeat until shot to death

I envy u. If I felt like u, I would feel so alive and do such stuf... /b/ ro u cant imagine

And u tape all that and upload here.....
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>>680997682
roll
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hit your toe with a spoon until your head falls

(don't do it)
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>>680998032
This, but scream something like "we will all find equality in death" before starting.
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don't
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>>680994199
Just take a bullet through the mouth.
Godspeed faggot.
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>>680997682
Rolling maybe last time.
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What's your name OP?
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>>680997997
That's the fucking point faggot. He wants to die.
Fucking moron. Obviously he's not gunna get away with it.
But in the smallest chance he does then he can do H until he dies.
Either way he fucking dies
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>>680998228
reroll
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mass stabbing or shooting
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>>680998228
that's a good way to accidentally live and paralyze yourself
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>>680998306

Adam
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>>680998022
kek
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>>680997429
Faggot do 80 mph in car and hit a wall without seatbelt
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Here, my cat now please don't kill yourself 'faggot'.
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Tell your friend that you are sorry and you will change if she helps you. adopt a dog or something and don't suicide.
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>>680998444
WEINER
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OP, stop being a winey self loathing little bitch and go do something fun and productive with your fucking life instead of plotting to kill yourself through a fucking image board, get a fucking grip and dont waste your fucking life away
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>>680998444
Faggot
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>>680998444
Wasted
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>>680998444
heh
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>>680994199
Post new pic so we know your still here.

And this
>>680996302
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>>680998386
Adam faggot who won't embrace death
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>>680998444
WINRAR, YOU HEARD HIM OP GO FUCK YOUR FRIENDS DOG AND KILL YOUR FRIEND THEN COMMIT SUICIDE
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>>680998444
Trips noice
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>>680994199
Cut your dick and eat it
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>>680998444
waste
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>>680998444
WINRAR
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>>680998444
/thread
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>>680997682
roll
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>>680998211
that would be epic
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Get weapons, etc. Look out for crimes, like drugs, slave trading, etc. Go all Punisher on their asses. Get killing and get killed in process.
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>>680998032
this
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>>680998555
gg OP is kill
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>>680998444
WINNER.

Don't be a fag.
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>>680996663
Reroll
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>>680998032
roll
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>>680998444

Hey anon

I already told her. She didn't give a fuck.

And I have a dogger
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>>680994375
Roll
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>>680998555
WINRAR.
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>>680998555
>>680998444
double winrar
what do?
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You can kill your ex Gf and record it and upload it then commit suicide
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>>680998444
Why do the faggots always get the trips. He wants to die. Let him for fucks sake
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>>680998444
Fuck you cunt


If get OP just go on a stabbing rampage until the cops get you
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>>680998641
Good. Now don't give a fuck about her too. And fucking fuck a dog.
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>>680998444

Winrar.exe. do it.
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>>680998689
Bleach in anus
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>>680998555
winrar
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>>680997614
sok, necsinájjad. fűd is van?
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>>680998628
Faggot
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>>680998707
what about the people around him? his family? and killing himself over some stupid bitch? maybe you should die lol
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Listen to winrar 444 op
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>>680998555
do this becasue win

livestream it
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>>680998386
És hány éves vagy Ádám?
Miért olyan menthetetlen a helyzeted?
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>>680998791

Fűm is volt
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>>680998444
It's a sign
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Op here I'm calling her now and going to head to the pound for a new dog cheers
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>>680998444
waste of trips, he said trips decide how he kills himself, you literally done the opposite faggot
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>>680994199
I request you kill yourself by aging to your natural death.

We are your family OP
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drive onto the wrong side of the road and get hit by a truck
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I may have just killed a man.

Kek :D
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>>680998891
kekd

>>680998924
mad?
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>>680998453
This
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>>680998891

Fuck off this dude isnt op
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>>680998444
Seeing things like this lately made me think there is superhero somewhere in the world, who's superpower is to get trips and dubs and by this he's actually saving people.
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America needs another big school shooting
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>>680998444
wasted a good trips m8 fuck you
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>>680998949
ROLLING FOR OP TO LIVE
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>>680994199
post dick and call me a slut :^)
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>>680999000
Winrar double trips!!!1!!
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>>680999000
Ayy nice trips man :)
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>>680997614
Á, csak egy pár darab.
>ha véletlen OP 15.ker közelében van akkor találkozunk és nekiesünk az első kocsmának.
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>>680998818
Maybe he has no family or friends.
You don't know his story. If he wants to die then let him. Fuckin pussy nigger.
And I am goin to die. I have stage 2 bone cancer. So fuck you.
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>>680994375
Rollerino
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>>680999000
yeah, they're called mods
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>>680999000
thats a terrible suicide plan faggot
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>>680999000
OP ITS A MOTHERFUCKING SIGN! LIVE OP! LIVEEE!!!
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>>680998318
You don't get it you fucking dip.

THERE IS NO CHANCE OF SUCCEEDING

AT ALL

He at least gets a fucking chance with the stores.
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>>680999000

This is a fucking screenshot. This is a wasted trips thread
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>>680998991
Same fag as before, but this
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>>680999154
bye faggot l0l
he lives you die. WIN
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>>680998444
>>680998555
>>680999000
double trips
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just eat a lot of cum
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>>680999000
> superhero somewhere in the world
you just revealed your identity faggot
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>>680998854
dobj egy választ OP

vele meg menj el inni
>>680999154
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>>680999000
>fucked around, got a double triple
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>>680994199

▲▲
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>>680999000
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OP asked how to kill self
only trips attached to the question is >>680998555
so that's winrar
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>>680999144

Hol a faszba van a 15.kerulet?

Am még kiskorú vok kek
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>>680999216
......he doesn't want to succeed. Holy fuck. He wants to die.
Do you not understand that
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Damn what language are they speaking?
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Drink yourself to death
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>>680999409
This OP, deliver
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>>680999348

Bocsi nem vettelek eszre

16 vagyok (bocsi)
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>>680999555
Winrar
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>>680999555
double trips again
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Don't kill yourself op
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>>680999509
Arabic duh
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>>680999414
azt mondtad pesti vagy nem? Észak-Kelet Pest.
>mennyire kiskorú? (mods)
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2 trips and 2 double trips so far
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>>680999270
I'm good. I made my peace. It's easy when you know it's going to happen
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>>680999555

Well, maybe I'll go out and drink with >>680999144
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>>680999555
Thats really really really hard
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>>680999555
This is the first trips with an actual suicide suggestion
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>>680994199
It may be a low point anon, but the only way to the top of the mountain is step by step. No matter how far below in the cave or away in the valley you may be. Step by step.
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>>680999653
Hungarian
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>>680999662

Amugy én óbudai vagyok

A koromat az elöbb mar mondtam másikanonnak
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>>680999800
I'm sure pouring bleach in your ass then ingesting sleeping pills would kill you.
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>>680999555
Or suicide by train while your drunk. You won't feel a thing and you may as well have some fun first
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>>680999555
do it faggot
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>>680999940
napsztmek az 1 busz 1 metró távolság innen.
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Do a barrel roll off a bridge
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>>681000218

Hat nemtom, pontosabban merre laksz?

>utca elég
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Shoot some faggot while yelling "I'm a retarded fairy" then make the cops shoot you
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>>680999706
nah honestly im sorry for saying that, hopefully you survive your cancer bro, stay positive my nigga
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Come on dude the only reason you wanna kill yourself is because you dont understand how little all your flaws matter, go out and talk to some people honestly first, you got an eternity of nothing cant you just stick it out, for the people who love you
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Do not worry anymore my son, suicide mustn't be as horrid and painful as society makes it out to be. Adorn the color of the end and a new beginning, black, close your eyes, open your heart, drive to your nearest military base and scream "ALLUH AKBAR" for it means, "I am free." And you will feel yourself growing lighter and lighter until you are a disgusting pig of a human no more.
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I'm suffering from PCOS, I can't get pregnant and I look like a fucking man.
If you're in the UK want to be an hero with me?
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>>680999428
Then just go point a fake gun at a cop, same fucking deal then.
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>>680994199
post her nudes
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>>681000352
>ötös busz Keleti p.u.
>keleti p.u.-tól 4-es metró óbuda kp.-ig.
>kb. 3/4 óra út. menjek?
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>>681000322
Reroll
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Overdose on Marijuana
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>>681000838
Look mom im trying to be funny.
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Stick a sharp knife up your ass and stream it
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>>681000717

A 4es metró ujbudáig megy tudtommal, jófejanon
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>>680996302
>Don't be a little bitch and just kill yourself.
>make some police kill you instead because youre too much of a pussy to do it yourself
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>>681000451
I won't but it's all good.
No worries bro it's 4chan trash talk is expected.
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Fight ISIS faggot
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Light yourself on fire
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We need a livestream op. Deliver, dammit
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>>680994199
thank fuck for that then, at last your pathetic existence will achieve something useful.
well done OP
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>>681000970
I'm happy you're going to die tbh. Fuck you ill nigger :)
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>>681000946
basszameg. az tényleg újbuda központ, nem óbuda kp. shieeeeet.
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>>680994199
Go to Western edge of Albania and start screaming "KOSOVO JE SRBJA" or however the fuck you spell it. Video tape it.
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>>681000955
>>681000634
It's not about that. It's about making a giant scene and going out with a bang.
Anybody can just kill themselves.
Why not do it in style.
Fucking throw the money around for the ppl and make the news.
Nigga u got no imagination
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>>681001123

Egyébként jelenleg nem áll módomban elhagyni a lakást undercoverban, mert anyám fent van. Talan fel ora mulva.

Addig probalom eldonteni hogy vegyem-e a batorsagot elmenni sorozni egy vadidegen anonnal
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>>681000838
He needs to eat three times his own body mass of it, rolling for this
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>>681001270
It would be funny, if Serbia didnt belong to Hungary. Slav shit.
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>>681001117
I really don't care I'm high af 24/7 nothing bothers me at this point
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>>681001555

Kek another wasted trips, pls dont roll for impossible things
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>>681001578
Hungary is a bunch of cucks that sell their women to superior strong Serbian men.
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>>681001704
He should try it you faggot
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>>681001516
tessék itt egy kép "rémisztő" rólam, hogy méginkább megijedj
>hurr durr hes gonna rape me.
>inb4 timestamp.
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>>680996302
Rolling.
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>>681001699
I dont give a fuck if you're high. I just felt like telling you because you deserve to die.
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>>681001905

Kek anon ez paintball vagy airsoft?

Ja és am hany éves vagy?
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Slavs are hot.
Denis is king slav.
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>>681001452
Well you can make a scene by robbing a shit ton of highend stores.

they're have been a ton of attempted bank robberies in 2016 alone.

How many did you hear about?

Hey, while we're at it why not rob Fort Knox, that'll make a scene.
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>>681002172
két hónap 18-ig.
airsoft.
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>>680998126
This
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>>681002199
Ew, he's like 25 and still rebelling like an emo twat.

What a fag.
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>>681002342

kek ezek szerint te is kiskoru vagy

(m0d5)
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>>681002215
Are you comparing a city bank to Fort knox?
You can walk into a bank you can't even get past the gate at Knox.
Fuck your a dumb nigger. Holy shit.
And I bank holds Gs a fucking store your gunna get a few hundred dollars.

Nigga is dumb as fuuuuck
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>>681002504
Emo twats are hot.
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>>681002643
do you realize how stupid you are?
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>>680994375
roll
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>>680994375
Reroll
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>>681002536
A legtöbb kocsmában ez nem probléma.
De mivel budai vastag gyerek vagy akinek valószínűleg túl sok pénze van, és ezért tud herkázni, ezért te fizetsz.
>vagy, ha túl tervezed élni a mai napot, mást is megbeszélhetünk.
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>>680996302
Assalta cuatro bancos y tirate de un barranco friend.
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