Waifu claiming thread
No more NEET edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>fap till you puke
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Tomocuck claimed
Have no fear, Fran is here!
Kyouko claimed.
>No more NEET edition
One day I will reach this achievement.
>>680816994
I will try to, I just dont wanna break something thats my big fear for today bb
Akiko dropping in to say Hi before urfing back
Shiki claimed
>>680817259
Hey Fran
>>680817425
Hi Shiki, what's up?
>>680817259
Hey Fran!
where i can have a waifu ?
meep
Tenryuu claimed
>>680817524
>Hi Shiki, what's up?
Nothing much, just studying and watching the simpsons.
>claiming yume
Just won a game we should of lost.
The Vayne kept focusing me while Shyvanna (Who was a bitch and wouldn't stop bitching) kept ripping chunks out of her ass
>>680817438
Hey Syndra, how are you?
>>680817524
What about you, Kyouko
>>680817666
Slow down Satan
AUTISTIC QUESTION OF THE THREAD:
>what is your sexual experience?
I've had sex with two girls and one guy
Had a pregnancy scare at 15
Haven't had sex in almost a year and couldn't give a fuck.
>>680817028
>not real
;)
>>680817028
>2016
>not having big cums
>>680817712
>2015+2-1
>still playing league of cancer unironically
I don't understand how people can still play it. The community has just become worse and worse over time and with Gross Gore being permabanned I have no reason to watch.
>>680817712
>Just won a game we should of lost.
The best kind of win.
>>680817777
>check'd
Virgin. Penis is sensitive to the point where sex causes physical pain.
>>680817777
none at all
>>680817547
Beep
>>680817671
Go away
>>680817740
Doing alright, just a bit tired after some work.
What are you up to?
>>680817740
Doing good, thanks!
>>680817666
Nice trips Satan
>>680817777
Checked and sexed.
>what is your sexual experience?
Received a BJ once, does that count? That's about it.
>>680817351
Ill be around, just playing some borderlands with my bb and a friend.
And ill he here for you, my waifu squad bb <3
>>680817777
>being an unvirgin
Get the fuck out.
>>680817777
>holy shit quads
Uhh sex with 3 girls thats pretty much it
>>680817712
I remember league, my friend and I used blitz and teemo on bot..we were the cancer you all hate.
>>680818121
Im not leaving for about an hour but I shall return later tonight for more waifu squad fun <3
>>680817754
There are no brakes on this train
>>680817777
What's a girl?
>>680817777
So you lost your purity and with a man?
>>680817777
19 year old virgin....
>>680817712
It's been a while since I played League of Legends... So much cancer when you are a support main
>>680818044
>>680818100
That's good, I'm doing great. Just helped my parents with some yard work
Here!
>>680818169
I didn't know we were on /r9k/
>>680817947
If virgin how does know sex pain?
>>680818273
Are you walking the path of the wizard too?
>>680817666
>>680817754
>>680818100
can't find such a pic of my waifu
>feelsbad.png
>>680818044
>checked
why?
i didn't mean to interact with you
Obligatory claim.
>>680818044
>checkd
boop
>>680817777
So much ass play
>>680818404
Depends at what point of sex you lose your virginity.
>>680818509
Hey hand, back better yet?
>>680818522
forgot pic
>>680817777
1 Girl, 1 time, never talked again, enough regrets to write a book.
>>680817777
a rather strange one night stand we never talked to each other after it
and I had a girlfriend for 3 years till recently
>>680818676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfqhXVN5jaU
hnnnggggggg
>>680818640
Huh, I just noticed. Actually is better, no pain at all. Neat, body's back at full working strength again.
Hope you slept well, man.
>>680817777
What is sex?
>>680818420
Still.
Go away.
>>680818522
Pop
>>680818509
Hey handmaster.
>>680817777
apart from kissing and touching certain places, none. I'm on it though
>>680817777
I only fingered a chick once
:(
>>680818411
Yup.
They just bother me too much.
It's like they're an entirely different animal.
>>680818988
feel free to leave I won't
>>680818999
>ckecked
>>680818975
That's great! I slept well, what about you?
>>680818988
Hey, Teamaster. How goes it?
>>680819176
Nature's jigsaw puzzle.
>>680818525
Ass play~? <3
Gosh, it seems as if this is a repeating digits thread
Impressive gets.
>>680817777
>>680817900
>>680818044
>>680818100
>>680818333
>>680818411
>>680818522
>>680818899
>>680818988
>>680818999
>>680819066
>>680819188
this is now a get thread
>>680817947
Really? My penis doesn't even work half the time.
>>680817986
You're time will come, and you will cum with the force of a thousand suns.
>>680818100
That counts. I always thought BJ's were weird because it's a mouth.
>>680818169
:^)
>>680818271
Noice. Big cums?
>>680818273
Can you teach me invisibility?
>>680818309
No I had sex with the grills first. I wanted to see if I liked getting penetrated. 10/10 would get pounded in butthole again.
>>680818333
Trip check. You still have plenty of time Fran.
>>680818525
The best play.
post yfw you see a naked girl in your bed
>>680819188
>>680819232
>off by one
damn
>>680819285
Glad to hear it, handsome. Hope your Saturday has been going well.
I've just been hanging out, ranting with roommate about video games and such. We're an angry bunch of people.
>>680819340
Indeed. Tomoko Ananas would love it.
>sarcastic hands.
>>680819433
>All these checks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0-V7pcWs94
WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO
I'M DYING
poor big guy
>>680819392
I didn't even notice my trips... I sometimes get impressive gets in these threads
>>680819629
What about now? I'm personally angry about elves
claimed
>>680819433
>>680819313
You know
>>680819298
Tired after working all day and planting trees.
Tinking about playing some games now.
What about you?
>>680819452
This is a sign.
Go away.
>>680819725
My sides
>>680819408
It really, really fucking sucks. I have to be careful even when I'm fapping not to actually touch the exposed head. Uncircumcised btw so it's probably years of not seeing the light of day.
>>680818676
Give her a call. "remember that one time we had sex? Can we do that again?" Works evry tiem.
>>680818954
Wew. What happened?
>>680818988
It's like masturbating, but more moist. So it's like masturbating with lotion.
>>680818999
Go get that pussy/penis.
>>680819066
How did it smell?
>>680819298
>Nature's jigsaw puzzle
Yeah, that's what it's supposed to be.
>Supposed to be
>>680819408
>Can you teach me invisibility?
You're not able to learn spells anymore...
>>680819433
>>680819982
Sounds lame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRv317I739g
maybe listen to some quality music, faggots.
~chen
>>680819408
>10/10 would get pounded in butthole again.
So you're bi?
>>680819878
Love ya, muah! <3
Dio-sama...
I didn't claim sooner because I was searching for an OST that was impossible to find for some reasons, but I got it.
>>680819817
Elves? Why's that?
>More Halo shit
>343 can go suck a rail road spike
>>680819881
Just hanging out right now. Glad you can at least relax right now after working that hard. Might play Mad Max soon.
>pats sides
>>680819982
pussy in that case
I will ;)
Miiiiiaaa claim~
Reminder that I love you all
>>680820209
>I listen to shitty music
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o7MhpFF1vv0
>>680820312
Love you too tsu >mwa
>>680819408
>That counts. I always thought BJ's were weird because it's a mouth.
Eh it wasn't that bad I guess.
>10/10 would get pounded in butthole again.
Noice.
Oh btw.
Here is the /waifu/ tree sapling.
>>680820387
Do I need a reason? They're elves!
Never played much Halo, what did they do?
>>680820526
Hey Snek!
>>680820308
I guess. I can see a nice looking guy or girl and get a popper. Not sure if I want to be with girls anymore relationship wise.
>>680820144
How do I repurify myself? It wasn't worth it.
>>680819884
I don't know that feel. Start masturbating with sandpaper.
>>680820637
oh
red hot chilly papers
not even mainstream
>>680820916
you have to sacrifice seven virgins to the volcano god
>>680820805
Elves are annoying, just in general or do you mean a specific lore?
A lot of things, threw out what a few good books did while at the same time taking characters. Shit's annoying.
Also, self-insert characters make me wanna cry, they're all over these games. It just lost all of the passion.
>>680820748
What kind of tree is it?
>>680820916
>How do I repurify myself? It wasn't worth it
It's too late for you.
>>680820805
Hola Fran, how goes?
>>680817777
Only ever done the dew with my current bf.
>>680819982
I don't know how else to describe it but it's a "soft slightly salty, fleshy smell"
>>680820209
What's with all the manele
>>680821273
is a dancing loli
>>680817028
I thought being a neet was a requirement of waifu claiming
>>680820637
<3
>>680820526
My sneky~ <3
>>680821201
sounds like beef jerky....i like beef jerky
>>680821057
Can I help? Not as the virgin, but with the sacrificial chants
>>680821200
I'm good, you?
>>680821132
Mostly in general.
Aw that sucks! I hate when companies do that kind of stuff
I can't speak...
>>680820526
Noice snoik
>>680821353
Gypsy loli?
>>680821524
yes!!!! you can, i guess i can throw myself into the volcano now that you do the chants, i left the scrolls on that bookcase over there, goodluck!!!!
>>680821411
My frogger~! You randomly vanished last night so I didn't get the chance to say goodnight. How're you today?
>>680821524
Pretty good, just woke up maybe 15 minutes ago, waiting around for my new mattress to be delivered now.
>>680821620
Ay Dio
>>680821611
Maybe if you didn't shame cowtits...
>Dio
>>680820652
It's the teeth. I would take a blowjob from someone with no teeth.
>>680821057
>>680821181
I'll do anything!
>>680821200
Is your butthole okay?
>>680821201
Vaginas are pretty gross. I was eating out a girl when she parted the red sea.
>>680821132
~500 pine saplings (cant remeber the specific type)
>>680820994
I have a boner for the nineties
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d1acEVmnVhI
QOTT
Whatch listening to?
>>680819408
The biggest
>>680819433
>
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It is a network for uninhibited adults who will be happy to rendez-vous for the one-night date.
Here you will be able to realize your secluded fantasy with the right partner,
to return inspiration and adrenaline into your life It is a dating site for adults,
where you can register and meet for sex, BDSM and find the uninhibited partner relations.
))
>>680821524
Ahhh, any specific reason? Besides the fact they're very lame?
Yeah, gotta love it when they just shit all over the lore.
>sad hands.
>>680821998
Ahh, nice. Should turn out to be a pretty tree.
>>680821483
You'll enjoy then dude!
>>680821611
Fran! We need your medical expertise!
>>680822015
I often listen to god tier music like this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U67MRAPKXzU
Claiming Renamon
>>680821879
>I would take a blowjob from someone with no teeth.
That sounds acceptable.
>Vaginas are pretty gross.
100% agreed.
> I was eating out a girl when she parted the red sea.
Fucking terrifying.
>>680822015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>>680821790
I'm sorry.
>>680822241
Just kill me.
>>680822015
Good jam fam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu7TnU9DZKM&ab_channel=bastardrian
>>680822015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYw7FPB7CE more 90's for you
>>680822343
Nice song
>Tomocuck
>>680822241
that's good to hear lol
>>680821879
Ewww. I never went down on a chick before so I wouldn't know
>>680822015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVd23ju4F4
>>680821483
Oh my, that's kinda hot
>>680821611
What's wrong? Lolli got your tongue?
>>680821728
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
>>680821767
Hope it will be a good mattress
>>680822212
And they are generally condensing assholes in most stories
And trust me, I know that feel, they have shat on the lore in 40k so many times
>>680822241
New vocal cords?
>>680821767
I fell asleep without warning, I was so tired ;v;
But I slept like a baby so I'm good now!
And you're here so~~~~ <3
Has anyone claimed Ginsei?
>>680822813
This is a plushie not a waifu.
>>680822720
i don't think i'd want to have sex with beef jerky though....lol
>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
YES!!!!!!!
Shinobu
>Claimed
>>680822015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrGNJzyPVlU
Only because I saw the scene where the OST plays and I realy wanted to find it.
>>680822015
https://youtu.be/ZSzoKL-iO5M
https://youtu.be/4AbAKDjZ8CA
https://youtu.be/DCm4mlQi4Rc
https://youtu.be/uxj0yys420I
https://youtu.be/-5FKNViujeM
https://youtu.be/wCWQh6bWZRM
https://youtu.be/dOEgFxZoon0
https://youtu.be/TbsBEb1ZxWA
Pick your poison
>>680822720
My throat is really sore.
>>680821879
Yes, yes it is haha. We don't do anal very often, too much work and prep. And tbh I lean more towards grills on my spectrum so while getting rammed is appealing, it's not the most appealing, ya dig?
>>680822720
Well at the store it felt nice so hopefully lol
>>680822740
Nice, good sleeps are always nice to have
And aww <3 Whatcha up to today~?
>>680822015
Shiina is messing around with the musicbot so I am not sure what I listen to
>>680822720
True, justified contempt.
Ugh, it's horrible. Worst feeling is not being able to do anything about it.
>I'd do a lot of things for beef jerky
>>680822813
Who even is this? A Stitch ripoff?
>>680822964
Am I the only one turned on by this?
>>680823080
Try gargling salt water, that should kill off the infection
>>680823296
Hope you start having comfy nights
So this just happened
>be me, just now
>hungry, want to make some food
>walk outside room and use superb right ear to listen
>voices in kitchen
>fuck, guess I'm eating late again
>turn around and open door to room
>hear one of the guys is talking
>"Dude, where are those hotdogs?"
>Other guy:"What hotdogs?"
>"I swear man I had some leftover hotdogs here last time, I left them in the pot so they'd stay fresh"
>mfw he wanted to eat those one month old hotdogs from yesterday
mods please take down this cancer
>>680822015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G2kNyd3Zew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFOYXBFoQ28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esP9UWQOnxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26J98jG_j4k
>>680822670
Just don't press on their clit. They don't like it
>>680822720
>>680823080
I usually use mom's home remedy of regular water, some salt and gargle it for 30 seconds. But if you also feel extremely weak with that, it might be strep throat
>>680823552
Ewwww
>>680823552
oh god why
>Miia
>>680823552
Hey maybe that's his ideal of fresh.
>>680823070
Some really good taste in here.
>>680823552
I was a bit curious about why you would never want to speak with anyone, I guess that kind of clarifies it
>>680823501
i am a little hahaha but it would have to be less dry....
>>680823704
hmmmm, noted, i will not do that
>>680823501
>>680823704
I guess I'll try that.
>>680822015
Woof, remember the picture Stocking. Remember it.
>>680822307
Woof! Intense for my brood
>>680822343
That bass gets me so fuckin hype everytime
>>680822464
Oof, heavy
>>680822527
Panteras playing ghe oncenter near my town in a few weeks, I think Sponge is gonna show up too.
Its gonna be so dope
>>680822695
No lie, a bit too sad for my blood. Atmospheric as all hell though, right on!
>>680823049
Pretty ooky spooky, I can dig it.
>>680823070
Oof, so much content
That dead space track was perfect!
>>680823652
Oh crap, you like sigma too. Quality garb my dude
>>680823981
im kinda surprised they still play, what with darrell and all that...who's their guitarist even???
>>680823296
Playing games, drinking, just usual stuff.
Lewding it up with a snek <3
>>680823498
And they rewrote the entire lore for my army, turning them from epic killing machines into squabbling lunatics. On of the characters is actually OK, in a trolltastic kleptomaniac kind of way
>>680823842
I'm sure there is a way to moisten it...
>>680823970
Helps everythime
>>680823970
is this anime actually good?
Hey weeabos tell me a hot hentai to fap to.
>>680823842
If you're going to have a meal though, I wouldn't know
>>680823970
You're welcome!
>>680824267
Very nice, sounds fun!
>especially that last part
>
>>680824286
Yes.
>>680824268
what if we soak it in ky jelly????
>>680824331
Boku no Pico
>>680824408
> a meal
ahahahahah top lel
>>680824331
Boku no Pico
>>680824521
Oh my
>>680824286
I liked it.
>>680823818
They're mostly just older guys that I can't relate to. All of them are richfags, only like 2 out of the 11 people I know can actually cook their own food. They're just all so unworldly. I gotta admit they're smart but they can't take care of themselves. Sometimes I'm surprised the place hasn't burnt down.
There is one good guy here though, let's call him Rob. Rob is the OCD type kind of guy, atually keeps his shit clean. He had to make a fucking facebook group to keep the other guys in line and to remind them there were duties that don't do themselves such as dishes
So yeah, those are some other reasons
>>680824560
>>680824622
Thanks.
>>680824177
Oh crap, I was remembering wrong. Panteras gone, Everclear is playing my town. Imma dumdum
>>680824889
you're good lol, you actually got me a bit excited....i was thinking there was still a last chance to see them
>>680824683
Always glad to help
heyoo
>>680824619
Best thing after steak
>>680824268
Ughhh, they made my quiet super soldiers into overly emotional crybabies who go against their characters completely.
Gotta love it when they hire writers off the street.
What you up to right now, handsome?
>>680824500
>Touches
<3
>>680825177
checked and welcomed
welcome back to /waifu/ eternal
>>680825222
>checked
>>680825042
Thanks! Sorry, but this shows looking better and better. Lit and Sugar Ray are playing too
http://www.syracuse.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2016/04/sugar_ray_everclear_lit_sponge_to_perform_at_90s_nostalgia_concert_in_cny.html
>>680825192
i bet it's better than steak, but a lot harder to get....
>>680825354
thanks friend
it's good to check in now and then and see it still alive
>>680825380
lit?!?!?! holy fuck i thought they died already hahahah
>kagami
>>680825192
>>680825429
I can take a wild guess about what we're talking about
I actually fucking love doing oral, anything you want to know?
>>680825523
/waifu/ is a phoenix thread. Should it ever die a new one will rise mere moments later. How long have you been out?
>>680825351
Mm! What games you playin ribbit~?
>Miia
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