Waifu claiming thread.
Skeletons are pretty hot Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>don't get spooked out
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio claimed
Kongou claimed!
>>680689410
Do I have legs for you? Hmm.. I believe I can find some n_n
>>680689488
I can teach you my ways if you wish Desu~ and I'm thankful you're here afterall :)
>>680689866
>checked
>claiming yume
>>680689687
Claimerino
>>680689193
Sounds like a yes to me. <3
>>680689209
RNG I like Crom.
You are doing it wrong.
>>680689978
what do I get out of it hmm?
>>680689992
It's not.. unless you can persuade me n_n
>>680689687
Kuuderest kuudere claimed.
>>680688894
>universality
>skillmonkey
Those classes sound strong but hard to play.
>>680689162
Well im still young and still have a lot of time to think and ships to see... I still don't know a single carrier that I like, so far they are all bad or just decent. Haven't seen a single one with a design that appeals to me.
>>680689659
>is my responsibility, and I cannot let them down.
Thats a great mindset, and since you get to do other roles once in a while when someone is down, as you said, I guess you also don't get bored of always healing.
>>680689687
Nice picture! Need for Speed is such an awesome game, great taste
Going to play vydia and lurk harder, stay awesome guys.
>>680689987
shes from Need for Speed, right?
>>680690376
oh good choice, she was great in Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
claimed
>>680690235
you hitting my fetish button
>>680690262
damn these fine legs!
>>680690331
GiggaNigga what.
>>680689992
I wouldn't mind throwing away my free ring and paying for a new one just for Hatsuzuki.
>>680690376
Alright have fun n_n see ya later!
>>680690417
>eye twitch
>>680690560
omgg!!! It's Need for Speed!!!!
Great game
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES
>>680689658 →
yaaaaaayyyy, i didn't....mean too by the way, i just wanted to look up some stuff....i promise i won't do it again...
>>680690588
Have some burning love too, you deserve it!
>>680690235
You could touch my metal thingy, reportedly that brings good luck with RNG.
>>680690262
Hm, certainly more difficult than a fighter.. but hard, no. Not every game has the right classes for this sort of thing either way.
If the classes are all very restricted I tend to go with a ranged one, archer/mage something.
Glasscannon, basically.
>>680690698
oh god, Need for Speed: No Limits
Friggin good choice in games. I like that screenshot
>>680690641
need for speed underground is one of my favorite games of all time
>>680690772
good screenshot from NfS, you play too?
>>680690572
And what about mine? Hmm?
>>680690742
Aww haha thank you Desu~
>>680690772
I'll touch your metal thing all night fufufu~
>>680690853
This is my favourite scene from the whole NFS franchise.
>>680690262
What about these carriers? I bet you like them.
>>680690772
I want to touch the metal thingy.
>>680690982
well you would need to tell me that than i can give you some!
>>680691177
I love the expressions they do in Need for Speed.
A NUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI
>Hamakaze claimed
>>680691073
Fine, but no funny moves.
>>680690982
I don't plan on wearing it all night...
but you could keep holding it still..
>>680691489
Hi boobiekaze, how's it going?
>>680691501
Funny moves? I don't know what you're talking about.
>>680690049
here you go bun bun
Obligatory claim.
Idk which thread to post but aaaa claim
I'm sorry for deleting thread. I'll let dio take this one since he's such a fine gentleman
>>680691177
Fufufu well... hmm.. I actually don't know. I suppose everyone can appreciate a good butt n_n
>>680691501
Fufu in that case I'd much rather just hold on to something else of yours u_u
Oh just kidding, the other one 404d, well that solves everyone.
>>680691770
Yours was earlier.
>>680690049
Shinoa bro gives offering to bunny anon
>>680691770
shinoa!!! im sorry i missed the video you linked me...i just watched it right now....it's freaking hilliarious....
Dio killed the other thread so he can be the only one
>>680691803
well thats easy for me to show you
>>680691673
Pretty good, didn't do shit today at school today so there's that.
Also hey guys, should I stop being lazy and go get food?
>>680692067
That's a fine butt you got there.
>>680692071
Sounds good!
Claimerino Akiko
Why was last thread deleted?
Does any of you guys have any disgusting stories from when you used a communal kitchen or anything? I sure do now that I made myself some delicious tortellini
>>680691673
That's a really nice picture...
Makes me mind funny moves a lot less.
>>680691803
s-sure
>not the hand not the hand not the hand not the hand
>>680691770
>>680691905
Earlier, but TOO early. a bread released before image limit, is an uncooked bread that will never reach perfection.
>>680689687
Avatar faggots
Reminder.
>>680692255
I once tried to use a toaster.
It blew up in my face.
C.C. Claim
>>680692271
Yours is nice too, mainly because pantyhose>everything. And because Hatsuzuki a cute.
>>680692255
Our fridge broke down once and all the food spoiled and there were bugs and mold everywhere. It's not very pleasant and very stinky
Ritsu claimed
>>680692067
That's why i picked it for you haha n_n 10/10
>>680692271
I'll hold it and squeeze it and keep it there all night fufufu~
>You'll just have to find out
>>680692255
This one time I was sleeping over this friend's place and she lived in a student rooms kind of place so I ran out at 5 am to the kitchen to get some food. Came back with bananas and bread.
>>680692640
>incubators were harmed in the production of this picture
>>680692841
Incubators make for good punching bags.
>>680691905
His has more posters
>>680691969
>standard issued canine
>>680692157
Food gud for u
>>680692255
See
>>680691770
>>680692291
Thank you Dio Sama. Lesson learned
>>680692697
Hello
>>680692841
>>680693003
b-but why?!?!?!?!?
>>680693019
oh jesus....i lost it whenever he turned around, flags EVERYWHERE
>>680692640
That's an amazing one, as well...
Are you wooing me?
I am glad you feel that way, in any case.
>>680692719
... do I have a say in this?
>>680692640
pantyhose
>pushed the button
>>680692719
stockings
>button explodes
>i die
>end
so much kyubey
>>680693019
UGH yes mom, I'll go walk to the store then.
brb everyone
>>680689687
>naps are NOT a good idea
but they are
>sachi claim
>>680693255
d'aaaawwww what a cutie....
not sure whats going on so i'll just post this
>>680693183
None whatsoever Desu~ but that doesn't mean you won't enjoy it!
>Don't worry it's not your hand.
>>680693215
No don't die on me!! T_T
>>680691073
If these were in the game I would purchase 4 rings.
>>680690727
Very well... What do you think about it?
>>680693003
I'd love to have one of those IRL.
>>680693080
Look at that face... isn't it punchable? :3
>>680693183
No. And this is actually fine.
>Homura
>>680693513
Those are some small nipples.
>>680693080
Because they're evil.
>>680693183
>Are you wooing me?
M-Maybe!
>I am glad you feel that way, in any case.
O-Oh, thanks.
>>680693215
Any type of legwears is good. Pantyhose are just superior tho.
>>680693513
Lewd clocks are good clocks.
>Kyouko
So anyway
>be me, just now
>hungry as fuck
>voices downstairs have finally died down
>don't go when I hear them to avoid unpleasant small talk
>arrive in kitchen
>look for pot to boil water
>404potnotfound
>in the corner I spot one
>looks like some old hotdogs were left
>wait a second, something about these dogs ain't right
>part that's floating above the water is way more pale
>water looks weird
>go closer, nose stings and it hits me
>fucking fungus growing on these old ass hotdogs
>made a film covering the water
>fucking disgusting, gagging from the smell
>pour away water and mold film in sink, throw vegan approved hotdogs out
>try to clean the pot
>water not draining.
>see mold film is blocking the drain
>mfw had to unclog the drain manually
>mfw someone left hotdogs there long enough for life to develop
>make my fucking pasta and get out
This shit is why I don't like going to the kitchen
>>680693513
Lewd is good
>>680693637
is this one punchable...?
>>680693600
>Don't worry it's not your hand.
What a relief... it should be fine then!
>>680693659
<3
>>680693659
>Because they're evil.
I kinda want to have this discussion but don't want to sling spoilers here...
Best type moon claimed, reminder that Butcher's Knife is the best and most fun Dark Souls 3 weapon.
>>680693133
Flag for deployment, flag for jumping out of a helicopter flag under his collar
>>680693271
Young lady. Don't give me that!
>>680693790
maybe I missed something, but where is this kitchen at? that sounds horrible
>lewd-ifying your own waifu
>>680693600
I am trying!
Need more coffeein or legs urgh
I don't know how to exist anymore
>>680693659
yes!
pantyhose where you can see the panties is just the perfect thing to wear for girls!
>>680693954
Hasn't everyone seen or been spoined on MM by now?
>>680694127
spoiled*
>>680694002
it's funny because all of those things have a badge or ribbon or patch for lol, but that's a good idea just to give out american flags for every military achievement, you'll spend less money on your uniforms hahahhahah
>>680693790
what if the reason they were hanging out and talking so loud in the kitchen is so that you'd hear them and come clean up the mess that one of them blamed on you?
>>680693941
Heh is that so? Fufu I guess I'll have to remind you that you said it would be fine later~
>>680694069
Stay with me!
>You breathe off of the legs at this point I swear.
>>680693790
That's fucking disgusting.
>>680693941
<3
>>680693954
True, some people on here probably didn't see the anime (Do it now).
>>680694069
Couldn't agree more, good taste.
>>680693853
Nooo. That is a face of someone I would want to invade the home and turn her into a housekeeper and food dispenser.
>jk Kagami is adorable, id cuddle her all day long... or adopt as a child and make her have a good life, that is probably more appropriate considering her age.
>I'm not even trying to join in the conversation at this point
>>680694360
hey!!! she's 25 ish though!!!
>>680694487
Saying that doesn't make it any way less wrong.
>>680694292
yeah sometimes its just hard to not need legs more then air!
>staying with you forever
>>680694300
as a self-proclaimed legexpert I know what I am talking about!
>>680693985
Reminder that Butcher's Knife also has S strength scaling at +10.
Doot doot and all that claiming stuff.
>>680694009
It's downstairs on the main floor in our rather decent building. We live with 11 people here I think, all students, but I'm not sure since reality fluctuates inside these walls. We only have one kitchen which everyone has to use
>>680694246
I can actually see them do this since they're all lazy fucks but those dogs mustve been there for a 2 weeks at least looking at the foliage living on it
>>680694300
>checked
Yea and that's not the first time this kind of shit happens. Last week we had mice which were eating our fucking quiche
Well if you insist
Stocking claimed
QOTT
Whatcha last listened to freindos?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nntd2fgMUYw
>>680694590
it's wrong though, dio kun
>>680694755
not*
>>680693790
Holy shit, those hotdogs went to waste, wat a shame
>>680694361
>noticed
That's kinda lewd
Why don't you participate? It's not that hard
>>680694620
Indeed, and I'm not entirely sure how 2handing works this time around but it provides a ridicolous boost for the Butcher's Knife.
Sorry if I stop replying, that means im actually playing this game instead of alt tabbing every 5 seconds.
>>680694213
Nope.
>>680694300
>Do it now
I approve this message (literally first scene in the series, spoiler free)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHIPlQS5KfA
>>680694487
No she is not, little girl you're going to have to show me your ID.
>>680693790
Here's mine
>Be me, couple months back
>Younger brother shows me a neat trick he found on the internet
>"Grilled cheese sandwiches using only a toaster"
>Meh
>Go back to whatever I was doing
>Few minutes pass
>Feeling a little hungry
>"Butter on toast sounds good"
>Get up, prepare bread and butter
>Notice my brother isn't eating any grilled cheese
>"I though you were going to make some?"
>Says he changed his mind
>Shrugged
>Notice toaster is unplugged
>Plug it in
>Get bread
>Put two into metal toaster
>Push the dial down
>Explodes
The little fucker put cheese on bread and put it into the toaster, WHILE THE TOASTER WAS STILL STANDING UP. When the cheese melted through the wiring, he just pulled the plug and didn't say anything. My brother almost killed me with a fucking toaster.
>>680694746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_TBENcax_g
>>680694755
>>680694812
>not*
you wrote the truth at first, and you can't hide it from yourself, no matter what.
>>680694649
christ. Time to move maybe?
>>680694618
You surely do!
>>680694649
Jesus, isn't there anyone keeping the place clean?
>>680694361
Nice view there.
>>680694858
I don't know what's going on
besides I go multiple threads without replies a lot of times
>>680694915
Look at the bright side, you have the same genes.
>>680694901
but!!! am not!!!! you're a little girl!!!
>>680694915
what a fucktard!
>>680695100
i didn't liked her in the anime but by seeing this pics I think she is a fine waifu
>damn these legs!
>>680694618
I don't seem to have that problem to be honest haha n_n
>I'm okay with that Desu
>>680694816
Senpai!
Good to see you again
It was only 3 hotdogs, not a big waste
>>680694915
Was it an explosive explosion or more like a sizzling flashy short circuit? I hope you didn't get hurt
Can't really judge your brother since I have an affinity for wrecking toasters
>rip toaster #1-4
>>680694989
I can't this place is too good a price for how good the location is. I can't afford much else. Btw our landlord died of cancer last week so I wouldn't even know who to talk to.
>>680695120
Well what I did was just lurk and then butt in whenever I saw a chance to say something relevant.
>>680694970
Woof, a bit theatrical for my tastes.
I like it!
>>680695313
You know, I didn't like her at first aswell when she was introduced. But then I learned to love her a few episodes later <3
>>680695120
Kurumi can teach me magic anytime :^)
>>680695379
atleast on person that can stand my honesty
also where are you from we don't seem to be in the same timezone
>>680695637
well even what happend to her or when she told about her past i didn't felt touched at first hear fighting style is cool but her character doesn't touch me just like homura
>mami is the best magical girl
>>680695543
>three hotdogs
They were vegan right? Yuck!
>>680695543
>our landlord died of cancer
did he have dinner in your kitchen a few months prior?
also, you're basically a squatter then.
>>680695875
I'm from the US and live in California! It's 4:04 pm here :)
>>680695172
Sadly, I can confirm. Just the year before, I was handling fireworks for New Year's. Not that weak-ass bullshit we have here, we're talking black-market fireworks.
One of them wasn't working when I lit it, So I stepped forward to check up on it.
You can guess what happens next.
>>680695543
Both. It started fizzing out, then I smelled burning. I tried to check what was happening, then explosion. I only had a few burns, but needless to say my brother was chewed out pretty bad.
>>680696105
I was born in Newbury
>>680695875
>her character doesn't touch me just like homura
How heartless can you be?
I'm heading out. bye everyone!
>>680695875
>>mami is the best magical girl
I simply don't get how people can like Mami.
>>680696329
Bye
>>680696391
>tick tock I'm hard as rock
sure, there you go.
>>680695902
No regular industrial wastedogs, but judging by how much plantlife they were supporting at the time I'd say only a vegan would eat those
>>680695989
Man, I have no idea what happens to us now? So far no one is really sure what to do
>>680696119
Fuck, I hope you bashed that little shits face in at least
He let you use that toaster knowing fully well what he had done. That shit is irredeemable
>>680695875
Oh it's ok, to each their own!
>mami is the best magical girl
Mami is definitely cute!
>>680696391
>Filename
back with snacks
>>680695208
Im not a little girl either! I might look like im 14 but I had to go through a lot in my life!
>tfw Kagami is actually much older than I thought
>tfw I feel forced to watch Lucky Star but need to watch entire GitS franchise first before moving on
>>680696256
I wish Homura would touch me more
>>680696526
sneks
>>680696593
GitS?? what is that???
>>680696119
Fireworks are always fun, especially when the mortar tube tips over with the mortar still in it, or when you make c4 out of sparklers.
>>680694242
Kek Murica! So how's your day been?
>>680694361
Why not tho?
>>680693790
Any pics?
>>680696329
Peace
>>680696329
Bye bye
>>680696526
Welcome back!
>>680696494
>I simply don't get how people can like Mami.
Why not? I'm curious.
>>680696622
>I wish Homura would touch me more
L-Lewd!
>>680696593
>>680696722
never mind, im stupid, watch GitS first, lucky star is only like 26 episodes long
>>680696105
ah damn
so we are natural enemys :/
>sucks being german
>>680696256
I am the most heartless person you will ever find... well I am not heartless but I just speak what I think even when it hurts others
>I've never felt what you call guilt.
>I still believe "Do what thou wilt"
>My sorrow will destroy the world I've built.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PtfyRjkn40
>>680696391
legs!
>>680696494
well I would go with her look I think she is the best looking one of them also her character is quite cute and maybe more what I look for as traits by women
Hey guys, back from shopping with my sister <3 hows everyone doing now?
>>680696746
it's been okay...started my sepeartion stuff today...so not too happy about that....
>>680696738
Sure, fireworks are fun. When they don't explode a few inches away from you with the force of a land mine.
>>680696526
Snek brings snacks?
>>680696510
Mami was actually my most disliked grill (unless you count beba too), she was a mother figure I get it but she was kinda dense.
Sayaka was dense too but I loved her and I kinda relate to her problems and way of thinking...
>>680696622
Touch? Thats easy.
>pokes shoulders
Or did you want a different kind of touch?
>>680696722
Ghost in the Shell, aka pure psychological / policial / cyborg / philosophical epicness.
QOTT: >>680696885
