Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>naps are bad
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>showers are also bad
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>680676869
If /d/ was /d/ickgirls and everybody else was in a different board they wouldn't have the population to sustain themselves.
Best type moon claimed
2 threads!? Golly gee!
Wonder if the furry poster will calm down and not spam porn here?
>>680677115
>i love you!!!
Dio-sama...
>>680677115
>Playing eroge on a Saturday morning
Back with a saucy claim
>>680677297
You're silly.
>>680677253
Not sustaining itself isn't an issue when the whole board is slow, see: /u/ and plenty of other boards.
Claimed
>Goodnight edition
Might be back on if I wake up
Never wake up. Stay in a coma.
>>680677483
good night yui!!! sleep tight, hope you dream well
>>680677596
She's pretty, no?
Obligatory claim.
>>680677115
!!!!
Miho claimed
>>680677115
>pic
Chubby people rule the world!
>>680677394
>>680677284
Seems I spoke too soon, maybe if we ignore it, he'll go away
>>680677812
So, how are you hand? Back feeling better?
That's enough productivity for today, back to Dark Souls 3.
>>680677911
>people
Or when I go to work, then I'll go away.
Well fuck me I guess.
Feminine penises!
>>680678108
Go to sleep
You rang?
>>680677284
>>680677394
>>680677555
>>680677805
>>680677911
>>680678055
>>680678131
>shit taste
Kyouko claimed.
>>680678285
Heretic!
C.C. Claim
>>680678012
Have fun!
>>680678131
I prefer mine masculine
>>680678379
Eww...
>>680678283
Oh shit nigga.
>>680678233
Okay okay, it's not like i wanted to be here.
Faggots.
>>680677851
Except you. You're a cute one.
I think I'll keep you.<3
>>680678285
No goddammit you told him off. Now he's just gonna shitpost more of his fuckery.
>>680678552
>>680678563
Nah, I won't.
>>680678552
>wetness intestines
>>680678701
>Intestines
>>680678682
Not posting best loli
>>680678701
>Intestines
I think your brain farted.
>>680678460
Is that a problem?
>>680677940
Nah, still having some pains back there. I'm fine though, no worries. Day went well, thanks for asking.
How are ya? Day going well?
>>680678055
Alrighty, hope work goes well.
>>680678701
That sounds... painful.
>>680678824
your intestines aren't wet???
>>680678805
Your the fist person to spot me doing that. You get a cookie.
I fucking love Quiet
>>680678814
Eww!
>>680678834
Feminine Penises!
>>680678867
Sorry you're hurting, try to take it easy.
See ya.
>>680678944
Yay cookies~
>>680678867
I dissected some sheep kidneys, and mine had some nasty half-inch kidney stones. Pretty fucking gross.
Sorry to hear that, hope that gets better
>>680679051
ALL THE PENISES
>>680679012
D-horse is more useful then her.
QOTT: when an unexplainable situation happens within your neighborhood, who do call?
>>680679012
you love her so much you posted a picture of some bimbo coated in lipstick who looks more like a skank cosplaying her than her? sure thing.
>>680679301
>Ghostbusters
>>680679301
ghost- i don't live in a neighborhood....
>>680679301
Phantom Catchers.
>>680679301
The cops, because fuck that Scooby-doo bullshit I am outta there.
>>680679301
I make a thread about it on /b/
I got worried for a while with all these shitposters but then I remembered its just weekendfags.
>>680679301
I live in a supper chill and hidden place, theres only my house and a small ukranian family house.
>Homura claimed
>>680679301
The police :^)
>>680679301
Ethereal beings hunters.
>>680679542
>>680679545
homura!!!! tsuzu!!!! how are both of you?!? i missed you guys....
>>680679628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNIZofPB8ZM
>kagami
>>680679301
/x/
>>680679051
Don't, I've been through worse. It's all good, stay safe.
>>680679213
That sounds cool. Kidney stones? Guess that means they chose you.
Up to anything right now?
>>680679301
I hear gunshots frequently down here, I can't explain them. I just ignore them. Some of my neighbors also have roosters/chickens.
>>680679301
Banshee banishers
>>680679638
KanColle is pretty hardcore, my friend.
It's like some cookie clicker tier crap.
And my DDs still aren't level 20...
With all the furryposting I wasn't paying much attention here.
>>680679542
Best answer
>>680679687
I was expecting this.
>>680679722
>It's the chickens shooting each other
>>680678907
I suppose that dry intestines would hurt
>>680679301
My sister, bitch can be terrifying
>>680679722
Just lurking for a while, have to walk to work in about 20 minutes, you?
>>680677341
hey there crispy one
>still waiting for kongo
>claiming yume
Døy og bli født på ny.
Oh look, the buthurt furfag is gone
>>680679301
Phantasm kickers.
>>680679857
Hello Yuu-chan! <3
How are you doing?
>>680679830
im sorry to hear that....sounds really grindy..
>>680679866
awwww....im sorry lol
>>680679873
>Attempting to create a pet name
Uhh... sup Yume
>Nailed it
>>680679638
Im fine, had to help my sis steal furniture from our parents house to hers.
>>680679830
>cookie clicker
DUDE. I played that so much during highschool you have no idea.
>Homura
>>680680060
Just have to click something every minute or so, it's manageable...
If nothing else distracts me I have time to post here, too.
>>680679892
Αγγλικά παρακαλώ.
>>680680019
>How are you doing?
I'm doing good <3
>lies
>>680680146
that pic!!!!! w-what, how did you get that?!?!
>>680679866
>those bastards
>>680679871
Hope work goes well, buddy. Glad to have you here for however much longer you're staying.
Listening to some music while reading Fall Of Reach. Good stuff. Thank you for asking.
>>680679892
Heyo, BunBun.
>>680680283
Die and be reborn.
>>680680337
What's up?
bomb sirens just went off, scared the fuck outta me.....
>>680680060
It's fine, no need to be sorry about that!
>>680679830
KC is indeed grindy as fuck, that's why after 2 years of it I'm kinda getting bored.
All I do is events, daily PvP and weeklies.
EOs only if I need blueprints.
>>680680123
nothing much mainly playing Summoners war on phone while playing rocket league on pc how about you crispy one?
>>680680318
I set up cameras everyone in your bedroom after putting my computer there. You fell right into my trap.
>>680680390
So what's the happenings?
>>680679905
Nope!
>>680680146
>wat
>>680680317
It's fine if it's not what you want to talk about...
but maybe I can make you feel better still. <3
>>680680580
>Playing eroge on a weekend morning
The usual
>>680677775
>2 off
>k-ons aren't real
>you will never play all day then fall asleep together
>you will never have tea time with them
>you will never have burgers with them
Fuck this gay earth. I can't wait until aliens take over and make me king. When I'm king, I will have a set of five Japanese girls every four years who look just like them with me at all times and everyday will be so much fun and a new experience. Fuck this gay earth aliens hurry up already. And fuck real girls too. They will never understand me like the k-ons will
>>680680608
what?!?!?! what exactly have you....seen....
>>680680337
Are the halo novels good?
>>680680489
Well, if you were anywhere else but a military base I would ask what happened and if you were ok
>>680680689
what its already morning ?
its not even midnight over here
Hello everyone
Is the shitposting still going on?
>>680680652
>>680680390
Not much, man. You?
>>680680739
Some of them, yes. Fall Of Reach is seen as one of the best ones, I recommend that one. Haven't read much of them besides that, the author who wrote this one only wrote this one, which is a shame.
>>680680489
For the love of christ don't stop posting after saying this. Please.
>>680680673
Im used to have my laptop on for most of the time since 10th year because of multimedia course... lets say I was baking cookies for 1 year.
My comrade, my waifu.
>>680680910
Hello
>>680680793
Australia, land of the 'what the fuck is that'
>>680678768
>>680680902
no no !!! its fine they do that sometimes lol, i appreciate the worry though
>>680680836
Yes
>>680681021
Moo
>>680680859
>>680680636
Nothing much, Dicking around, playing video games. You?
>>680680489
Practice drill?
>>680680737
You just took a peak before shutting it off and running away... I think you learned a lesson by yourself.
>captchas are super buggy and clunky for me for some reason
>>680680497
I pretty much grind everything given the time... but I have no other choice right now if I want to have any chance with the event.
Still, doing just all the dailies and parts for the weeklies takes a couple of hours each day.
But I'm not really complaining.
>>680680902
I should do that with KanColle.
>>680681205
>flop
>>680681113
>>680680890
I have a long read list already, may as well add a few of them on. Any other good recommendations?
>>680681205
im guessing so, i didn't hear exactly what it said lol
>>680681222
oh....ok, as long as you didn't see anything....
>>680681005
>>680680793
Fucking Ausfags.
>>680681140
Preparing myself for Orthodox Easter. Other than that I found a way to use steam regardless o my denbts.
>>680681084
Really? Why would they randomly do that?
Here we only have one that is used when there is a fire. Its long and annoying asf.
>>680681235
I thought you were already doing it.
>>680677115
>come in thread
>see this
>mfw
>>680677253
fucking kek
I don't even want to know the context of this
How is everyone?
Akiko claim
I'm back
>Kongou claimed.
>>680681485
>o
New phone.
>>680681485
THIS IS STRAYA CUNTS
>>680680673
Talking to you makes things better
>>680681388
For now? Nah, no other good books come to mind. Have a pretty bad memory for books and such. Recommend the one I was just talking about very much so though, most lore people reference in the universe that's not in the games comes from that book.
>>680681564
Welcome back, Kongou.
>>680681465
What do you mean with that? Is there anything else I should know that your bedroom cameras didn't catch?
>>680681564
Welcome back Kongou!
>>680681535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erMO3m0oLvs
this is how the ones here sound, except more....modern i guess lol, still freaky
>>680681564
What are you doing here? I didn't know you could access 4chan from my dock.
>>680681353
STOP SURPRISING ME!
>>680681005
Land of everything kills you
>>680681564
finally!
>>680681564
kongou!!!!!!! i missed you!!!!
>hugs
>>680681713
Thank you Hand-kun. How've you been?
>>680681845
Thanks Kyouko n_n what's up?
>>680681914
Yeah well I had to find something to do than just sit here :)
>>680681953>>680681982
I'm sorry!! I didn't think it would take this long >~<
>Hugs
>>680681733
u-ummmm no!!!! nothing!!!!
>>680681465
That's a good thing
>>680681564
Bruning love desu
>>680681564
Hey Kongou-chan..
>>680681654
I certainly hope so.. I'll be okay if it doesn't make things worse. <3
And don't forget my offer. I'm always afraid of missing you here.
>>680681485
Wait.. what?
>>680682080
Welcome back Kongou, it's been a while.
>>680682142
R-right?
>>680682080
Not much, how about you?
>>680682080
how are you?!? how did studying go?
>>680682142
i hope so lol, they wouldn't target the barracks anyways...it's not like a ton of people live here or anything
>kek
>>680681902
Thats exactly how the ones from here sound, except its a lot louder and infuriating IRL.
Every time there is a fire they use them (so mostly in the summer)
>>680682080
No problem desu~
How was your day?
>>680682080
I've been doing good, just been chilling around and relaxing as usual. Thanks.
Glad you're safe and sound, Captain. Anything of note while you were gone?
>>680681713
Well, if you like the while space marine thing, the Horus Heresy books for warhammer 40k can be good, sometimes. Not a 40k book, but Deathworld was pretty good. I'm currently reading Starfist: Blood Contact, and it seems good. Destroyermen is, as I said several times, amazing. The Uplift series and the Foundation series were amazing.
Anyway, about time to go.
>kisses on nose
>>680681936
>>680682376
wow...they have to be going off all day lol, that sounds REALLY annoying...
>kagami
>>680682080
well you are here now and thats the only thing that matters
>>680682118
Did you try to use the bimby by yourself?
>>680682080
Is this THE Kongou?
>>680682226
Steam doesn't accept Greek debit cards and I would have to make an international one instead in order to buy games.
Alternatively Steam Wallet Cards exist, well they do now. Until a couple of weeks ago I couldn't find them anywhere.
Long story short the government sucks, but I can still buy games thankfully/
>>680682503
You enjoy teasing me too much. You know that right?
>>680682605
No...
>>680682605
Its megumin
>>680682511
Maybe its just my aspie hating loud noises but it really infuriates me. It lasts for ten minutes or something close to that.
