Waifu claiming thread.
>ＥＵＰＨＯＲＩＣ Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>get a bag of doritos
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tip your fedora
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
clem
>Usual claim and lurk
Tatsuta claimed.
>>680643288
>You're free to try anytime you want~
>Lurking hard again.
>>680643436
>usual greeting
Claimed
I want all these boats to know.
That a real shipfu just hit the door.
>Kongou claimed
Tsuyu claimed
>claiming yume
>>680643221
these
>>680643390
fine
>>680643436
legs!
Thats great, and I keep learning stuff with you... never heard about the term donsa before.
>>680643019
Ouch, it will be fine, there is no way one exam can ruin everything right?
>>680643128
I know that very well... Or used to.
But now tell me about this meme you said, it will be fine I promise.
>>680643217
Bad bunny! Thats too lewd.
Kyouko claimed.
>>680643623
Legs?
Hopping in to claim Akiko
URF mode came back and it's one of the few things I can really enjoy about League
>>680643128
i've heard kancolle is all about that rng, but still fun, naw i don't have work today, just an appointment at 1330 lol
>>680643288
i kinda knew, i was worried about you and that test....im happy that you're doing good!!!!
i don't mind that at all, but okay, ill start waking up faster lol
>>680643554
original kongou?
>>680643372
grakata
>>680643436
>>680643477
too bad you guys are just lurking
>>680643554
nice boat
>>680643623
Here's my favorite picture
i claim her! and im new. so sup :3
>>680643693
>>680643761
4chan ate the link to your reply somehow, its the 1st line.
Always back in time for the new thread.
Next up: what's your favorite sport? Yo play, watch, I don't care. Just pick one.
If necessary, please specify soccer or the football that isn't soccer.
>>680642545
Oh
>>680642695
How ya doing good gorgeous?
>>680643006
Eureka anon from Eureka 7. Post late at night when /lit/ is being slow. Saw him post the same pic everytime new thread is up and thoughthe "hey this is definitely a new guy. I'll talk to him" that was to nights ago. He came back last night saying "yesterday was fun" so yup. I got hooked and he's stuck with us. Hope he shows up around the day. Would love him to meet a lot you
>>680643019
Oooooohhhhhhh. Oh shit r u batman with that shift? Lol and yeah I'll blame it on that :p
>>680643217
THE PLOT INTENSIFIES
>>680643823
Welcome
>>680643554 superior Kongou claimed
>>680643823
Hey. Too be honest im suspicious of people whose first words are "im new" here.
>>680643902
I was never much into sports but tennis is really fun to play.
>>680643761
Glad to hear! Does this affect your weekend or do you have a long one?
RNG isn't that bad in KanColle imo.
Much more troublesome is the fact it requires a lot of attention if you want to advance quickly.
Snarfle Snarble snmghlnthgfh
>>680643221
HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG, AND DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
Also, doot doot and stuff.
>>680644067
tooo be suspicioius of whaT? sorry im feeling very bouncy today!
>>680643902
Renge, we have to talk. I think Homura is not a very good influence on you.
Are those actually Kagamis clothes?
Whose panties do you wear, if any?
I don't want you to go down the same dark path as Homura.
https://youtu.be/hD6_QXwKesU
>liking a meme band
Kill me.
>>680643980
>How ya doing good gorgeous?
Great as always handsome. Hope you're doing even better!
Just gunna watch all the anons chit chat
>>680643902
none...sorry lol, i've never played or watched sports
>>680643980
sounds great!! i can't wait to meet him
>>680644099
mmm a little, but it'll only take like 3 hours i hope....
i only played the chinese knock off of kancolle....i wish i could've played the real thing
>>680644181
So this is what you meant by odd pics. You know you waited for it to hit image limit to avoid avafagging
claim
>>680643477
>Pokes your forehead and giggles
I'll be sure to keep that in mind Desu~
>>680643693
You'd be surprised.. luckily I can take a retest.. now I have that to stress about haha..
>>680643761
I've gotten better since then n_n but thank you for your concern!
And good! I almost had to go Burningu Rabu on you.
>>680643772
No sorry to disappoint.. I'm megumin anon switching to my original waifu.
>>680643796
Thank you very much desu~
>>680643980
I might as well be. I have become nocturnal at this point lol
>>680643994
Your lack of baningu rabu says differently.
>>680644238
Nevermind this I was confused.
>still kinda funny idea
>>680644275
KanColle is not that hard to get into, but it's quite a lot of work to play.
>>680644099
Whelp, its pretty much a single player game built around grinding, how much you progress is directly proportional to the time you spend in it.
>>680644181
Me wrong? Off course not.
>>680644213
How true is it that you are new... It isn't really explicit anywhere how this community works so its hard for me to believe anyone can come here and realize what it is in 1 post.
>>680643221
Go outside faggot.
>>680643526
>Usual response of returned greeting and inquiry of how this cycle is treating you
>>680643623
Legs, only when you call for me.
>>680643796
I am bad at starting discussion.
>>680644238
You're trying to take my friends from me too now?
Got hit by a boatfu while swimming >:(
>>680644387
ah, thank you for your response.
I guess he's dead.
>yuuko
>>680643902
Football, the kind with the round ball :^) I used to be really hooked with it, even going to games and shit, now a bit less.
>>680644387
great to hear!! the voice actor for kongou is adorable....burning rabu doesn't sound too bad though!!
Segata Sanshiro claimed
>>680644450
oh well not that new obviously! like... few days maybe but --- technically new and ireally wanted to pooost something and stuff.. :o
>>680644626
rip in peace froggie anon
>>680644450
>how much you progress is directly proportional to the time you spend in it.
Almost, more than 4 hours or day don't accomplish much since you run out of quests and ressources.
>at least if you actually grind
>>680644650
Hehe in that case I am on it!
>She sounds totally adorable I agree
>>680644641
I guess so too.. I feel bad like I disappoint when people ask if I'm the original and I say no
>>680644259
Did you ever write no love deep web in your penor?
>>680644387
>failed math during course because im a dense motherfucker and terrible at it
>couldn't participate in 1st exam because skipped too many classes
>couldn't participate on 2nd exam because I was doing Internship and this course structure is terrible
>failed 3rd exam, which is supposed to be the last
Whelp... this is my situation, im just waiting to see if I can get one extra chance but I doubt it... I probably threw 2 years and 900€ away because of 1 subject. Don't be like me and good luck in the retest!
>>680644263
Aw fuck I meant how you doing, gorgeous. Do most of posting on mobile so AutoCorrect you know, and nah man. You best be doing better than me
>>680643902
I play American football, soccer basketball, parkour and swimming
>>680644259
You know any good chill songs to listen to like elyon beats? Some anon shared them here and I like it
>>680644275
Think you can stay up around 2am central time?
>>680644387
Man that's how you mess up a circadian cycle :/
>>680644871
That sounds really rough.. I'll be thinking of you, Desu! I think you can still put out a victory from all of this!
>>680644866
Not your fault, you both have good taste i just wonder what happened to him.
>>680644830
I haven't run out of resources since I started being able to send expeditions... guess im not grinding near enough as I can.
>>680644799
We should get those frog legs and cook them for dinner!
>>680644312
I don't really like avafagging, plus on the offchance that someone wants to claim a waifu.
That, and most of my collection is just flat out porn.
>>680644866
yay!!!! i can't wait!!!
>>680645011
mmmmm, ok, but just for you shinoa lol, is that when eureka gets on??
>>680644799
>>680645134
Two kinds of waifus.
>>680645011
Not even mess up I literally obliterated it lol
>>680645028
Thank you n_n and yeah I was wondering that too.. I really hope he's doing alright.
>>680645239
<3 Don't be a stranger okay?
>>680645134
b-but i already bought food today!!! we don't have too!
>>680645011
Never heard of them.
https://youtu.be/2XP1jHPp_kQ
>>680644871
But seriously GP > NLDP.
>>680645376
It's okay if you wanna eat me i guess :(
>>680645464
>NLDP
That's not the album title silly me.
>>680645355
What do you mean? :<
>>680645376
What did you buy? We could always save that for tomorrow, froggo wants to be eaten.
>>680645469
How should we cook and serve you?
>>680644238
Panties with animal prints, usually
>>680645011
Do we mean actual, respectable parkour, or faggot parkour here?
>>680644645
Why less now?
>>680644275
C'mon Kagami, nothing at all? That's not very murican of you.
>>680644067
Have you tried racquetball? It's my personal favorite. It's a lot like tennis but faster.
>>680645673
Mmm, just kinda lost interest at one point, for no particular reason.
>>680645358
i won't!!! at least until my appointment lol
>>680645469
i-it's not that i don't want to...but i didn't think you would have like that...
>>680645596
i mean....just strawberrys and eggs....
>>680645673
i just hate fun lol, i dunno, i only play sports when im forced too
>>680645358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wucuqR5ceVQ
not as explosiv as megumin but still its great
>>680643729
Jesus god
>>680645850
I actually need to head to the library after this thread >~< so i might be gone before you...
>>680645895
Hehe this never gets old watching it <3 thank you raisin killer!
>>680645673
Nope, I tried badminton tho. Its kinda weird but fun too once you get the hang of hitting the birdie.
>>680645850
Strawberries... eggs... frog legs... what about we cook them all into one epic dish? If its too much food we could invite some of our friends.
>>680645596
TWO KINDS OF WAIFUS
>what do you mean :(
>GUNNA EET U
>>680645850
I knew it. All you guys wanted wasmy legs this whole time.
>Drama queen intensifies
I thougn we had something, /waifu/ but I guess not.
FINE TAKE MY LEGS BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM OR MY WAIFUS
>>680645238
Aren't you generous
>>680645239
Around 1-2 am in central. You don't have time do that lol. It'll be a matter of time he comes to thread in the day
>>680645358
Rip sleep cycle. Is kongou that cute? Shinoa is envious
>>680645464
I can dig it. This is the song the anon shared
https://youtu.be/0scm3HEhJYY
>>680645673
Define the two so I can be clear please
>>680646187
Your freedom will remain intact.
>>680645895
https://youtu.be/nBFfc5246fM
>And you are the traidor
>>680646039
>>680646115
>>680646194
She's behind me isn't she?
>>680646274
Of course Desu! Don't be envious though, Shinoa is cute too n_n
>>680646118
awwww....ill miss you...
>>680646129
mmmm im not sure if strawberries and eggs go together....you're the chef homu!!!
>>680646187
no!!! it's not like that....i just didn't want to make you angry....
>>680646398
Wait for it.
>>680646118
So when will you start as my personal nurse?
>>680646274
Oh, I think i know who that is. The guy who shared you this song i mean.
http://nondrifter.bandcamp.com/releases
>>680646480
I'll miss you too! When I finish studying I'll be back, okay? n_n
>>680646539
I can start right now Desu! I'd be more than happy to.
>>680646480
NO THIS IS IT. EAT ME, JUST EAT ME YOU TRATERIOUS WAIFU EEEEEAAAAAT MEEEEEE
>>680646672
ok....ill be waiting!!!!
>>680646705
!!!!!
>>680646463
Looked up kongou moments and holy shit she's diabetic cute!
>>680646497
>>680646520
I'm afraid to turn around
>>680646597
Thanks tats. I love this kind of music. A nice relaxing tune with a little beat going on
>>680646814
Or maybe I'll just eat you instead~~~ <3
>>680646480
We have to be open to try new things, who knows we will invent a recipe that can make us millions. Those who I will invite for dinner will do all the marketing job our epic dish needs. If we're successful I can see your house turning into a restaurant.
You would like that right?
>>680646274
Actual parkour involves getting from one point to another in the most efficient way possible while faggot parkour is douchebags standing around your university campus and doing flips off of 3 foot walls.
>>680646129
Ah, try it if you get the chance. It's a lot of fun.
>>680645792
Yeah, I know what you mean. Got any hobbies now?
Alright, it's that time again. Post what you're listening to.
https://youtu.be/ClrWqKE1-qs
>>680646539
my slave gets a nurse. brilliant work!
>>680646901
Hehe I might just give you a cavity so watch out!
I'm going to go and get my books I need from the livbrary and finish this paper and study session, would you mind claiming Kongou for me next thread..? I'll be back when I'm done n_n
>>680646705
We need to feed you first so that your body becomes as meaty as possible.
>Homura
>>680646901
Fun fact: I used to work as a music critic for a magazine back in Uni.
I do have an above average knowledge of music.
>>680647064
https://youtu.be/siFsdInZqC0
>>680646945
o-okay....just don't make it too painful please!!
>>680647039
can i still sleep here???? maybe we can make a frog leg omelette with strawberry jam!!!!
>>680647064
The first one. I like climbing and hoping over shit for some reason
>>680646901
What is this smell? Grilled burgers?
>>680646672
I am really interested to see how this will work out
>>680647078
fuck of you fuckingfucktardofafuckingdonkeyfuck
>>680647248
>Wiggles tongue and eyebrows and sensually licks face
Oh don't worry, it won't hurt at all~~~~~~
>>680647064
Nothing in particular at the moment regarding hobbies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk
>>680647410
!!! this is what death looks like!!!
>>680647391
I'm also interested to see how this will work out.
also, shut up, slave!
>Thread becomes cook book
>Fatten me up
>Eat me
>I did nothing to stop it
Tell Stocking and Rikka that I no longer claim them, but I still love them. I lived a good life.
>>680647391
Hehe it'll be fun! Just tell me what you need and I'll be on it!
I gotta go now but I'll be back later hopefully you'll be on then too :)
>>680647126
I will. I got you homie!
>>680647196
Yo das badass so when it comes to music taste, we come to you?
>>680647256
I hope I'm read- I know I'm ready
>>680647248
I think your idea is perfect! You will be working as cook, waitress etc. Its only fair that you can sleep here.
>>680647703
Last lurk pic, its time for you to face the truth.
>>680647255
Good. And I totally agree with you on that. There was an eight foot wall right outside my dorm and I would always run up it. Shit was fun.
>>680647426
Boy if that isn't a nostalgia blast.
>>680647196
I'll admit I've only really listened to the suburbs
>>680647588
Death? Not at all. You, me, my tongue.
Shit's gonna get leeeewd bb girl <3
>>680647705
you're gonna take credit for the recipe aren't you?!?!?
>>680647856
o-oh!!!!!
>>680646901
Kongou is gr8.
>>680646274
Well, if the shitposting intensifies, I might post more.
>>680647703
Nah, I'm the pretentious elitist kind. You probably don't want to be associated with me.
https://sidneywilde.bandcamp.com/album/flowers
>>680648129
scared tomoko
>aka tomoko #37
>>680647705
>>680648215
these legs!
Hoshii Miki claimed
>>680647845
She's not hear I'm safe!
>>680647855
Friends calls me crazy when I'm scaling up walls and vaulting over shit when we're on the run. Said that Im a ninja
>>680648123
Wew
>>680648129
Sup. Tell me when you're on
>>680648215
Lol will keep that in mind homie
>>680648215
If you listen to arcade fire then I would have to assume so. But hey, if you can expose me to good music I haven't heard before then feel free to insult my shitty taste all you like.
>>680648430
>flop
>>680647695
hi
re-chin claimed
Funco claimed!
>>680648066
You're coming with me.
>>680648470
FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!
>>680648336
These crates.
https://youtu.be/L89bcg1dFFs
>>680648470
>
>>680648576
Good raifu.
>>680648430
Lol shit meant here
Guess I'll wait until the new thread to start fagging it up.
>>680648587
hey!!! w-where are we going?!?!
>>680648066
Why are you asking? I came up with the whole idea. We could discuss what percentage of the money should go for you later.
We should also put some of that umbrella grass in the omelette.
>>680648336
Legs.
Anyone else enjoying URF on EUW?
It's fun but I'm kind of lonely
>>680648470
>hides
>>680648296
Probably about right, since >>680648430 most likely is referring to another Tomokofag than me.. oo'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAIWOSQu6oQ&index=106&list=PLv-__9mJw0Fv5yopXFzfX0epWH8giFopQ
One of my favorite tracks.
>>680648587
>>680648740
NO YOU'RE NOT. Sorry but I have a restaurant to manage and I can't let my slav... best worker go.
>>680648758
nice ass lemme eat that
>>680648758
mmm, you're right!!! but that stuff was kinda hard to find....would you help me find some?
>>680648740
Pleasure island
My tongue will be your guide
>>680648791
Sorry m8, not on EUW
Or at home
Or up to date on patches
>renge
>>680648932
Oops sorry
>>680648932
i think he means neet tomoko but who knows.
might as well add another to the mental list what's your calling card gunna be friendo?
>>680649056
is it nice there???? i've never walked on someone's tongue before....
>>680648336
Tfw leg waifu didnt like offering of frog legs
>Tsuyu
>>680649004
But im not a boat, I swear.
>>680649022
You know I have my own tasks to do... like counting how much money I will earn and preparing mentally to force you to work.
But sure, I will help you, now don't think im mean to you.
>>680649056
kek
>Homura
>>680649068
>brush brush
>>680648988
I mean, I can take you too.
Have you seen how long my tongue is??
>>680649189
You wont be able to walk after this~~~~
>>680649122
Well, mine was originally the Ananas thing, but I got quite annoyed of it, so I simply stopped. Might have to do it again, since there are so many Tomokos..
>>680649342
So.. We lewd now?
>>680649257
h-hey!!! i can't cook anything!!! i thought you were the chef!!!
>>680649122
Yeah neet tomoko. He hasn't been posting for a few days. Think he's lurking?
>>680649342
Haha good hygiene! Have mercy on me please
Always love mine
>>680649240
oh no did i missed you one time? I am sry I like a legs!
>>680649433
!!!! b-but i like walking....
>>680649621
>
>>680643729
>>680649522
Well he was banned
RIP
you'll see him again in like 27 days.
sorry
>>680649461
that was ruri trolling you kek
he was giving that name to multiple tomos to mess with people.
>>680649621
>my only leg offering
>>680649737
WHAT?! WHAT HE DO?!
>>680649745
One offering is enough to beat all the other ones.
>>680649637
Shhh~
>Tsuyu
>>680649850
huh??? your's was waaay better homu!
>kagami
>>680648971
Sako is a pervy raifu
new bread?
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