Late Night Touhou Chat Bar!
After an entertaining fortune-telling experience with Reimu, some people of Gensokyo decided to keep talking. Girls are now arriving, please wait.
>>680591069
Already, we're off to a great start.
>>680590874
Hugs to everyone!
not a 2hu but i'll be lurking
I can get behind this.
Any tips for beating utsusho? She's pissing me off
In Gensokyo, automobiles have personalities.
Explain that weird touhou lore
>>680591305
Punch her in the dick.
I am here!
Alright, I'll do the same thing and be a beacon of random fact based knowledge, and partial expert on India. Subjects include economics, art history, ecology, literature, mathematics, and so on. Ask away.
>>680591178
Also, hello, from the other thread!
>>680591685
>ecology,
How can we safely remove mosquitoes from existence?
>>680591305
Ah, play on Easy mode, then. Unless it's Hisoutensoku, in which case, you'd want to be very careful in choosing a player. Like, not Cirno. Ahem.
>>680591603
LOL.
>>680591685
Sup, Patchy. How's the anemia, asthma, and other varying afflictions treating ya?
>>680591490
I would if I could, believe me.
>>680591974
I usually play on hard, and have no prob beating her first couple of spell cards. I can't go back to easy -_-
>>680592231
I think she meant to reply to my post.
>>680591337
LEET NUBERS BRAH
>>680591962
You really can't, even with all the diseases they carry. Though there was a certain pesticide that was very effective at killing them, which I believe was DDT, it was removed due to its supposed tumor-growing-ness. Nothing really worked as well, so nah...Unless you were asking about food webs?
>>680592406
Oh no, not the post mix-up.
>>680591685
Why do wasps exist?
>>680592790
To inflict pain upon the world.
>>680592035
Not well, but I get my exercise by lifting books, and that seems to help.
>>680592231
And come on, surely you've heard that you are the weakest? In Hisoutensoku, you shoot icicles while everyone else blasts the screen...
>>680592790
Because nature intended mankind to stay indoors.
>>680591962
(Not Patchy) I don't think it would work out in the long run, because of food chains and. the delicate balance of nature and all that, but if there were no consequences, I would brutally murder all those annoying little demons
nighty night everyone
>>680592994
I think you need some good old fashioned Vitamin D from, you know, the sun?
>>680593334
Ah, good night! My battery is running a bit low too, so I might disappear...Not yet, though. I wanted to teach art stuff.
>>680592926
That doesn't sound very nice..
>>680592994
I-I'm not weak! I could destroy you if I wanted to. Don't test my powers!
>>680593137
That's a good point, and it makes sense.
>>680593382
Just look at the strength that's possible without the sun, though! Clearly, there's not a DOWNSIDE, if this is possible.
>>680593648
They're wasps. Of course they're not nice.
>>680593752
Clearly there's some sort of appeal if Solaire praises it constantly.
>>680593648
Ehhhhhhh, if it was a written test, I'm sure I'd be the one to pass, rather than you. And as for a physical one...let's not.
>>680593764
Mmh, I suppose so.
>>680593995
I could beat you in both written and physical! Wouldn't even be a challenge.
>>680593995
Whoa....does that mean.....Cirno is the strongest?
>>680593382
Well, there are other ways to get enough vitamin d, its just that the sun would do a better job of supplying it to you
>>680594287
You bet! I'm the strongest fairy to ever live in all of existence!
>>680594805
I was of course being facetious. I'll let you try to figure that one out.
Hmm... how's this going?
>>680595337
Now it's a party! What's up Reimu?
Well this thread died faster than expected.
>>680594968
Fawha.. fa.. facet.. facetious? Is that like, uhh.. sarcasm?
>>680595337
Oh hey Reimu.
>>680595337
slower than the shrine but thats to be expected when its this late
>>680595645
Whoa....you actually got it right. I didn't know you could read.
>>680595547
Oh, not much. I was going to go to bed but I thought I'd stop in here and see how things are going. I don't think there's ever been an after party before...
>nod, nod
>>680595831
Read? What's that?
>>680595886
Sleep is for the weak. You should know that by now.
>>680596135
I'll tell you when you're older.
Unzun is best waifu
>>680596259
Wait no, why when I'm older? I'm old enough now! I'm super grown up..
>>680592955
I guess I could call you
YuKARi
>>680596183
Yeah. It'd be kinda nice if we humans didn't have to do that. Not that I don't like it, but...
>>680595645
Hey there~
>>680596402
Because 50 Shades of Gray exists and nobody is old enough to read that shit.
>>680596593
I'd assume you're feeling pretty tired?
>>680596608
Why not? It doesn't sound that bad.
>Grown up Cirno
>>680596914
It's lewd
Stop right there, little girls. You've violated the law.
>>680596914
Yeah. I still have a little bit of energy left, but I'm pretty much ready for bed.
How are you doing tonight Cirno?
>>680597079
Fuck it's the cops. Act cool.
>>680597075
Lewd things can't be that bad. Well, maybe they can, but not too bad.
>>680597189
Ahh fair dues. I'm doing pretty fine; recovered earlier, but it's actually morning for me. I'm heading off for college in a few as a matter of fact, so I won't be here much longer myself.
>>680597079
>little girls
guess im safe then
>>680597079
IF ANYONE ASKS, I DIDN'T STEAL ANYONE'S SWEETROLL
reimu's armpits plz
>>680597354
They are when they include copious amounts of bondage and bad writing.
>>680597294
I have reason to believe that there is contraband here, in the possession of minors no less.
>>680597448
Carry on, Chief.
>>680597654
I also have reason to believe you're lying.
>>680597680
>>680597764
No idea what you're talking about, officer.
>>680597079
What law?
>>680597448
My sides, they hurt.
>>680597763
What's writing? I understand the bondage part, but writing?
>>680597934
The writing is on par with Twilight in my opinion. I've only read excerpts and holy shit it's hilariously bad.
>>680597764
will do guardsman
>>680597934
glad i could provide some entertainment
>>680597932
Oh really? Reveal what you keep inside that jug.
>>680597934
THE law. Either pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.
>>680597764
Well, I assure you are believing wrong, officer, I have no evidence on me, but I'm pretty sure someone else in this thread committed that horrible crime
>>680598339
*Reveals it*
*There's nothing inside the jug*
>>680598170
It's meant to be funny, right? Also I've never heard of Twilight before.
>>680598339
I have no idea what you're on about, sir. I've never heard of this law before, I didn't even know there was a court.
>>680598313
I'm extremely glad you did. Good on you, Chief Master.
>>680598794
>File name
>>680598366
Unless you can provide evidence proving otherwise I'm going to have to take you to the Imperial City Prison.
>>680598548
You must have drank it all. I'm going to need you to put your hands and tail where I can see them.
>>680598855
Are you resisting arrest, tiny child of blue?
>>680598855
It's probably better that you never have heard of Twilight. Mormon's should never be allowed to write vampire fiction.
>>680598992
SMOKESCREEN ACTIVATE
>>680598992
What's an arrest?
>>680599135
Wait, Mormon's? What're those? Are they like, one of those religion thingies?
>>680599135
SCATTER!
>>680599345
I'LL EXPLAIN LATER, WE'RE RUNNING FROM THE COPS!!!!
>>680599135
Oh no you don't! You can't get away that easily!
>>680599345
I'm going to have to ask you to come with me down to the Imperial City Prison.
>>680599818
Watch me, bro!
>>680599685
Wha, why? Aren't cops supposed to help us?
>>680599818
What's a prison? Also I'm running away from you apparently.
>>680600172
Not in this case! We gotta go fast because that was pot smoke I blew in his face!
>>680600016
I'll make boots from your pelt!
>>680600172
Just come along quietly and nobody gets hurt.
THIS IS ABOUT THE FIFTH TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED THIS WEEK! THESE IMPERIALS TAKE THEIR SWEETS A LITTLE TOO SERIOUSLY!
>>680600327
I'll turn you into a stump!
>>680600303
>pot smoke
uhh...its totally tobacco in this
>>680590874
Reimu is a bitch. There, I said it.
>>680600303
Pot smoke? Is that a special kinda smoke? Sounds weird, but okay!
>>680600327
I'm still confused as to what we did wrong, officer sir.
>>680600578
Again, my sides. Chief, please have mercy.
>>680600578
Not the way I use it.
>>680600737
Uh....yeah....very special......anywho......
>>680600737
cant help it, i gotta be prepared
>>680600820
that would explain why arbiter is in that state
>>680601149
No, that one was just tobacco. I lied and told him it was pot and he bought it.
>>680590874
I want to try exile great sword in dark souls but I should really sleep. What's my fortune old friends?
>>680601537
FOX!!!!!!!
>>680601385
yeah hes not too bright
>>680601537
>exile great sword ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Friend", "6".
it will be your friend
>>680600820
What'll happen if we get caught?
>>680601149
You're way too well prepared.
>>680601537
Great swords are the best kind of weapons to ever be invented in the history of swords. Especially in Dark Souls! And especially the Exile. Your fortune is to use that sword, and then go to sleep.
>>680601797
Kinda figured.
>>680601914
They'll beat us up and put us in hot cell full of sweaty criminals.
>>680601914
cant be too well prepared
>>680601702
That artist has the best way of drawing thick characters, not usually my thing but damn.
>>680601797
I won't abandon my friends. Dark souls it is.
>>680601914
I hear it's good, fast move set, high damage, hyperarmor on some attacks. I will find a boss and try shoving it up their assholes.
G'nite then folks, just stopped by to say hi and remind you that controlling information is a tool used by manipulative people to maintain control. Which is why dark souls is better than facebook.
>>680602831
I just picked it because of the whole conflict thingy between kitsune and tanuki/danuki
>>680602109
That doesn't sound very nice.. ew.
>>680602528
You can though.
>>680602831
You really should try it; so much fun if you can pull it off. Extremely satisfying weapon to use. Also good night, thank you for that reminder as well!
>>680593137
Zombie yuukuri
>>680603083
And that's why we run from the cops.
>>680603149
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
>>680603083
if being prepared is good enough for batman its good enough for me
Well, I'm off, see you all some other time
>>680603680
night
>>680603499
I get it now! I think.. I also think we got away from the cops.. phew.
>>680603559
Absolutely.
>>680603680
Night night, sleep well.
>>680603680
Later, my dude.
>>680603798
I think we lost him a long time ago.
>>680604202
We did? Oh.. I kinda didn't even notice.
>>680604302
Smoke screen works every time. They don't feel the effects at first but it always hits them like a truck after a few minutes.
>>680597934
Hello, cirno... :p how's my little strongest....
>>680604625
The smoke screen? How come? Is it because it was that special smoke stuff?
>>680604872
Exactly.
someone, pls help. how do I get past this fucking sad panda. I have the FF extension, I registered on ehentai fine, I deleted cache and cooks. But the addon log in just keeps logging in over and reloading over and over. pls I'm desparate
>>680604835
Well, hi there anon. I'm fine thanks, how're you?
>>680605015
Woah, how does it work so well?
Momo likes chocolate. Awoo~
>>680605230
Because all cops are lightweights. They have to be in order to pass the drug tests. Also, someone's supervisor is getting a call tomorrow.
>>680605402
Doesn't that kill dogs?
Chen like cookie! Does anyone have yarn?
>>680605697
Your master is a jerk, you know that?
>>680605431
Wait that was a drug? Ohhh, okay! I understand now.
>>680605971
Took ya long enough.
>>680605064
pls, I just want to read lewd chinese comics
Where... W-where is Marisa.... She stole something from me... A... Again... It was important.... Ah...
>>680606156
Was it your virginity?
>>680606037
What can I say? I'm a genius.
>>680606156
Haven't seen her, sorry Alice.
>>680605547
I don't think so actually. I've seen dogs eat chocolate and survive before.
>>680606347
Small amounts sure, but an amount that can be considered average for a human can mess them up pretty bad. Had a dog that went psychotic after eating a bunch of chocolate. We managed to get her under control after awhile and she's still kicking, granted, but I've heard some pretty bad stories before.
>>680606609
Yeah, yeah, but those are stories. Doesn't mean they're true! Plus, I don't think Momi is the type of dog to suffer from eating chocolate.. let alone go psychotic because of it.
I stole something?? From Alice.... Oh shi-
>>680606845
I still wouldn't recommend feeding your dog chocolate. Especially, Momi. She has a sword and shit, man.
>>680606884
Jesus......
>>680607010
Damn forgot the picture this time. Must be reaching peak stonage.
>>680606884
You uhm.. you okay, Marisa?
>>680607010
Yeaah but Momi's harmless and cute! Even if she has a sword and stuff.
>>680607313
Eh, I guess we'll see what happens.
Salad captcha... Ah~ like... What Marisa tossed of mine earlier! She stole my heart!
>Touhou
as bad as fur fags
mlp fags
sonic fags
and undertale fags
no. fucking. difference
i just pray to god when i make something if i do, it doesn't have a horrible fan base. or else itll kill me wanting to continue creating
>>680607610
Fuggin' called it.
>>680607517
Mhm! We will, especially if you feed her chocolate. It's like an experiment!
>>680607610
Well, that's lewd.
>>680607676
Fandoms are fandoms, it can't be helped. The only reason fandoms exist are because a great majority of people enjoy something and share an interest in it, though that may vary. Like how humanity is essentially a fandom, full of random people and odd ones. It's your problem if you don't like people that are a part of a fan base that you disagree with or don't like.
>>680607517
Marisa chan I love you
>>680607927
Science!
>>680608031
I think you have me confused for someone else!
>>680607927
because batman fans make countless threads on image boards pretending to be the characters
or
shaming others for not liking like
i gave a list of fandoms that do this
not all fandoms do
>>680607927
No panties... Cirno... Fufufu. Let's have some fun.... I'm not wearing them either...
>>680608287
Cirno! I'll save you by making you so sexy, Yuuka will be intimidated by your sexiness!
>>680608083
Exactly!
>>680608132
Well those fandoms you referred to tend to be the majority of just about every fandom. You go ahead and dream of a better one. Stay in the thread if you want, it'd just be appreciated if you could keep the flaming to a minimum.
>>680608287
Fun? Wha
>>680608397
I'm confused! What's going on? I'm gonna be sexy? Whyhow?
>>680608514
*whispers* Just be cool, okay? Heh, get it?
>>680608514
Can you please explain what you mean? So everything i listed. Those are the only things that have fans?
If you mean all the qualities I listed then I did just give you a better one. Batman is ONE example. The other examples of a good fandom is everything that isn't listed.
and no thanks, ill leave. Just letting you know how much cancer this thread is.
>>680607927
Surely you like fun Cirno... You are the strongest... And you give me the... Strongest feeling...
>>680608654
Intimidated... She is the strongest after all.... Fufufu...
>>680608654
*Smirks at the apparent pun* O-okay!
>>680608803
Noted.
>>680608817
Yeah, I like fun! I don't know what you mean by strongest feeling.
>>680608999
Ooh, nice trips. Well, Cirno....you're fucked. I'm going to bed. Later.
>>680608803
They do the same kind of shit, just not as publicly.
Trust me
>>680609100
You are cool Cirno... I am hot... Care to cool me down.... Fufufufufu
>>680609108
Huh?! Wait wait wait! No, don't leave me here!
I mean, I uh, need to get going too.. ahem.. see you all in another thread at another time!
>>680609347
I have to get going.. hehe.. maybe another time! Bye!
>>680609347
Source
:(
>tfw bae doesn't know she's bae yet
>>680609813
who the hell is your bae?
>arrive late... Miss 2hous... :''(
>>680610914
>2hous... :''(
rip bread
