Waifu claiming thread.
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>>697103404
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rem claimed
Still here
>>697112550
mandatory smoking pic claim
>>697111558
i'm driven everywhere because i don't like the idea of owning something i have to pay the government to use.
i may seem cocky now but that's due to my lack of sleep, emotional furiosity, and my use of alcoholic beverages. for that i am sorry.
everyone here knows me as cc, im one of the original members and i took a long break recently.
my flash drive is broke so i'm stuck using smoking pics until i either fix it or re-collect my inventory of images.
may i ask what genre of music your fond of?
>>697112202
mother fucker found out i cant choose where my tour is this year so mother fucker wants to punch some shit.
mother fucker referring to me.
mother fucker is now drinking alone since i don't wanna see anyone in person which means i cant call my dealer.
i have no idea. maybe because i tend to stick to those who want my attention more than the attention i want.
i also i have no idea how to start a conversation without asking a question or being angry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38yhKhGGPJs
Claimed
>>697109827
Oh well just drop me that battletag and I'll add you
>>697109849
>Renge
The one I've already linked twice
https://youtu.be/BuNT9XDQEio
I made it and it took quite some time and effort
I'll be off after this thread
>>697112639
WUZ GUD NIGGA?
Kinpantsu!
>>697112639
>still worse than Lucina
Best fox is here, by the way
still here
>>697111538
Thanks for the recommendations, I do like survival game stuff. And yes I really liked yuno as a character, I see why she's so popular
>>697112639
You just got here. Kinda.
Claiming
>>697111694
If it weren't for the team balancing your dog-tags would of been mine.
>>697112024
It's possible, just lean into the turns, like ground level leaning. Play some Eurobeat to give yourself a boost too.
Oh you'll find out sooner or later :^)
The usual.
>>697111588
It's working already.. ugh.. i can't help it..!
>>697112024
You're doing it on purpose..! stop saying you're riding Maki already..
>>697112795
whats your waifu's name fam i always forget what to call you.
Claimed.
>>697112137
Good choice!
Sides?
>>697112219
Ah, there you go!
I missed work just to play games. Jaja
Stella's mine
how is everyone doing?
Iowa claimed
>>697111075
Yea the bismarck is a pretty cool ship. but nothing beats a good ol american one.
>>697111588
You should! He's got alot of good content! I recommend watching his gungeon and isaac series of course. I take it you're doing your normal night routine?
>make sure to have a real comeback
>>697111913
Really? There gotta be alot of games out there that you'd enjoy! If you're bad at a game you can always improve man
>>697111978
Who needs willpower when you have the ability to rip and tear? I guess the impulsiveness makes up for her ungodly strength lol. I might actually give this shit a try
>>697112660
I'm the same way, I don't generally start conversation most of the time unless it's someone I know. Again, nothing personal. Anyway, what was the tour for?
>>697112728
Just got home from roaming the city doing Pokemon Go stuff with friends. Hatched a few eggs (nothing but fucking Paras..)
>>697112795
>still don't give a shit
>>697113116
>
>>697113278
I think you do
>>697113188
sounds worthwhile
>>697112970
all good it was fun trying to hunt each other down I recommend we try to do that shit again. I thought it was way more fun then actually playing the game. sifting through 20 different targets trying to stick it to your squad mates is the way to go.
>>697113188
Didn't get any
>>697113253
Pretty full from pepperoni pizza
>>697113278
Ayy thats whats up!
>(nothing but fucking Paras..)
Sour. I didnt get anything good either from my eggs
>>697113277
>nothing beats a good ol american one
Your god damn right
>moka
>>697113556
Probably the best hatch for me was a Lapras
>>697113746
>Lapras
HOW IN THE FUCK??!?
>>697113556
Oh shit i ate a one x-large pineapple ham chicken pizza too.
>>697113746
I just got a porygon ^;^
>>697113866
Nice
>>697113746
nice
>>697113843
10k eggs are a hell of a drug. I have 3 I need to hatch.
>>697113843
It was pretty good, I would send screenshots but I will do that some other day, it;s 1130 CP as of now.
If it makes you feel any better I got Jinx
>>697113955
My friend caught one, too.
>>697113556
I hatched a high 800 snorlax the other day
Snorlax is my favorite
>>697113866
>pineapple
>pizza
How you gonna fuck up a pizza that bad
Claimed.
claimed
>>697114049
I have 4 of them.. I kept haching 2/5 eggs
>>697114073
>>697114081
Jesus fuck, HOW are you guys getting such high cp?
>>697113027
You know there's only one person I'd let do that anyways.
>>697113277
Issac is a must. Gungeon seemed a bit like Issac as well so I'm sure those two series are pretty neat. You know it man, best way to spend it.
>It worked, once.
>>697113481
Agreed man. In most multi games we usually fuck around more than anything, been playing BF so long we had to find new ways for entertainment, if we do I'll let ya know.
>>697113278
heh, at-least i'm not alone in this aspect of life
i'm a tattoo artist and i usually go on tour once a year for 2-3 months. most places want me there as it costs them nothing and adds to their publicity.
so once a year i choose places i want to go and my manager sorts it all out for me.
this year i wanted to go some places to meet some of you guys but my manager added me to a group tour so i'm stuck on their time table.
which means i have to wake up the same time as them, go where they go, and try to earn more than them.
ITS PISSING ME OFF.
and i'm in a low mood today cuz my sister reminded me its my first cats birth day, the one who died 5 years ago.
so here i am in the front room with 4 empty lighters, 3 empty bottles of baccardi and a half full bottle which i have already started at.
complaining online about problems i have never had to deal with so i never learned how.
pointless isn't it.
though i guess i do this to feel a sense of control in my own life.
idk i'm rambling now
>>697113253
Hey Stella
The new banter vid is out. you're not in it though. Next one probably
>>697114229
Who's that..?
>Do I have to kill them?
Hey, Pokemon Go.....fuck yourself
>>697114225
I was level 10 when it hatched, a high 740, went to level 12, raised it a bunch
>>697113277
Nice dubs. Also, I was wrong about her unarmed damage. Unarmed strikes deal 1d5-3+SB. Since her SB is 3, it ends up just being a d5. Presuming an average human target, unarmored, has 2 points of damage resistance, she actually can't do what I thought she can. She deals at most 3 damage in the end. So... Well, she actually CAN still kill a man with 3-4 strikes to the chest if she's lucky. Holy shit. Can you imagine a kick in the nuts from her?
>>697114428
Hahaha wow anon youre so funny and original
>>697114452
Oh good.. reached level 10 today
>>697114573
I know, I try
>>697114225
Im level 13
I want to raise higher but i dont have enough balls to continue farming pidgey
You know about the eevee name trick right
>>697114595
Good, good. You're getting lucky eggs soon
>>697114938
If you live near your downtown area, there;s bound to be at least thirty PokeStops
>>697113277
Maybe so there is, just lost connection with the gaming world. Happy to be back to it! Improving is the only way!
I'm going to play and lurk now. Talk to you soon.
>>697113440
In a way it was. Just feels a little weird is all.
Now I'm going to play and lurk now. Take care Tomo.
>>697113556
Oh, still sounds aweso.w to have eaten that! I would continue this convo, but I got to start playing again. I'll lurk now, stay wonderful comrade.
>>697114938
You dont have a pokestop near by to chill?
Yeah I evolved one on my old account before making a new one for bros
>>697115223
Actually have one, saving it for later
>>697115260
Have fun
>>697115260
have fun
>>697114938
>>697114595
>>697114452
Level 18 master race reporting in.
>>697113988
What did you do yesterday/today?
>>697114081
Um, where do you live?
>>697112855
Survival game stuff is some of my favorite!
Love the light hearted-ness in almost every single one.
>>697112697
sandwich#11599
>>697115509
Goodness boy
>>697115566
Pokemon go, hached shitty pokemons
>>697114299
Can you link it?
>>697115509
>not level 30 master race
kys
jk <3
>>697115223
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
theres 5
5 exactly
But there are 2 gyms
>>697115423
Nope i gotta drive a little ways to get to one
I actually dot walk to play i just let the car go about 10mph to hatch eggs and find pokemans
>>697115509
I started a week late
>>697115566
BFE
>>697112970
That scooter sucked. 45 on the freeway at max throttle. Wobbly as fuck too.
I'd rather call out than have to deal with that again.
>>697113027
Well I'm not riding Maki right now! But once she's fixed up, I will be again! I'll ride her everyday!
>>697115750
>Driving to hatch
Fucking casual
>>697113413
Why would I give a shit about some shit tier Fire Emblem character?
>>697113556
I did find a few Bulbasaur as well, not too bad overall. Last day of my internship was today as well.
>>697114276
Dang dude, that really does suck. I wish I could offer some advice..is there no way to sort it out with the manager to switch times?
>>697114229
They're pretty good series. Gungeon is a little more enjoyable to me tho.
>make it work more man
>>697114551
Still though she can just fucking throw a punch and it puts people on death's door lol. bud if she kicked you there your balls would explode.
>>697115260
You've been a bit busy so I wouldn't doubt it. Hope ya get back into the swing of things! later man.
>>697115750
You'll always be second best to me.
Yui <3 aint nobody stealing my girl
>>697115602
I'm still here anon senpai
Please recommend away. Bonus points for a romance comedy that won't pissed me off. But please recommend some of your favorites
>>697115910
The bulba that showed up for me ran away..
>intership
I have no idea what that means so Imma nod my head and say yes... *nods head* yes
>>697115910
I've tried switching times but unless i fall ill and am unable to make the flight i have to go and do this.
enough about me, hows it at your end?
(i forgot to post song last time, please accept 2 songs in hopes of your forgiveness )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkOjuOmXBZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruunJJNVJF4
>>697115886
>walking like some kind of peasant
Who do you think i am? A member of the lower class. Think again pleb
>>697116095
Bitch you finger yourself to me
>>697115910
Probably because you like a character from a shit tier anime
>>697113253
Roll for stella lewds
>>697116356
>I'm a fatass that can't walk not even a km
Yozora claimed
Sup y'all?
>>697115678
lol i only play pokemon go when i go somewhere so it's not like the main thing i do when i go outside. i'm level 13
>>697115750
what does bfe mean
>>697116150
Hey if you have battle net add me!
OK IM READY
Working!! is a really good one
yuyushiki, stella jogakuin (c3-bu), strike witches
Aight, I'm out
Goodnight
>>697115719
Of course
https://youtu.be/BuNT9XDQEio
>>697115783
Hay Makoto
Check the new banter out
>>697116614
>Yozora
>Angry fox noise
>>697116171
Exactly lol!
I was working with my county's IT department for the summer. I needed to do this because it was required for my major in college. I'm majoring in computer science.
>>697116343
Dang, I wish you luck though. I'm fine, kinda tired but I just drank some soda so I may be up for a while lol. I take it you like SOAD?
>>697116614
Hows it goin?
>>697116646
I pull out my pokemon during my daily walks
Anyone want to challenge for best waifu?
Ain't nobody surpassing my girl Yui
>>697115722
Most people in my city are level 20+ due to students having no life or classes.
Hello faggots.
MANDATORY claim.
>>697116708
Sleep Well Akiko.
Thanks.
Also i don't think i won't get into your vids 'cos my jokes suck dick lol
>>697116927
Allright. your best pokemon atm?
>>697116534
Thats the thing i could
But why should i when i can have peasants like you carry me
>>697116614
Howdy shipmate
>>697116646
Bum fuck egypt
Means middle of fucking nowhere
>>697116879
thanks man
you're lucky you're tired man.
i got insomnia, i tend not to sleep most nights, and when i do its about 5am is i get there.
treasure the gift of sleep, not everyone has it.
yea, im really into metal/rock/ anything that seems odd but makes sense.
what music you into?
>>697116879
>computer science
lol nerd
>But seriously congratz, I aint smart for college
>>697117120
487 tangela
>>697117182
All I hear is a shitty coverup for your fatass to get off the chair and walk
>>697116850
Why is the fox upset?
>>697116927
Better than expected, but pretty average.
>>697117182
Howdy
>>697115974
I dunno. She at worst does nothing and at best probably knocks off 1/4 of their HP, assuming they're utterly, abnormally normal and average. Which is still nothing to be scoffed at. Still, she's definitely breaking bones and knocking out teeth. And that's if she doesn't roll any critical hits and isn't accounting for the fatigue mechanic. She can absolutely beat a man to death with her hands. My rolls crafted a fucking monster. If she crits she can deal up to 8 damage. I have ~10% chance at crit, so ~5% chance of two in a row. If I hit that tiny chance she can actually kill a man with one good punch, because every time you crit (roll the highest possible number on the die), you get to roll damage another fucking time and add it on top of what you already dealt. So it can stack. If the enemy's damage resistance is 2 and only applies once per hit, a single crit can deal up to 8 damage, and a second crit could potentially make that 12. An EXTREMELY unlikely 3rd crit is getting into the territory of actually knocking eyes out of sockets and tearing off jaws. I also totally had her sexually assault a prostitute earlier.
>>697117116
mother fucker ignored my reply up top
mother fucker doesn't deserve to be welcomed.
mother fucker referring to you
>>697117050
Instinct has the top players, I believe.
>>697115750
Must be a pretty small town for it to only have 5.
>>697117509
Because Yozora is the worst
Late claim
>>697113277
Sorry was playing league. Yeah I love American ships but I generally default to German ships just a preference thing. Iowa is still best though ;^)
facebook-com-VineSurvivor-videos-1074307082655336
You should know how to fix this link.
You're welcome.
Claimu!
Is Anonon or Asuka Anon here?
I think i saw Mercy, How's it going?
>>697117588
I was in the shower nigga. You want me to shower with my phone?
>>697117635
Mystic has the largest playerbase
Instinct is the 100% underdog
Strongest are all Valour
>>697117790
A cute spotted
>>697117509
Ay das gud
>>697117915
Get a waterproof phone you nignog.
>>697115783
You're such a meanie.. but I can't say i hope your bike stays broken or anything.. that'd be rude.
>>697117392
Read the rules
As soon as you got hear your waifu is and always will be trash
>>697117454
You right
>>697117509
Im playing worst fallout what u doin
>>697117635
Yes it is
But there is one place where 2 are right next to each other so you can just sit and farm 2 stops all day
>>697117915
Yes
Also this
>>697118028
>>697117403
I used to stay up until 5am most nights because of my school schedule, but work has caused me to go to sleep much earlier.
I love most genres of Rock. Lately I've been listening to progressive rock, like Rush, Jethro Tull, Yes, etc. I also like some alternative and punk. I like some metal, but I'm not a fan of like super heavy metal where you can't understand what they're singing lol.
>>697117454
Appreciate it man!
>lol nerd
Someone has to make the money in this relationship to support you!
![Kirino [216].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UGy4K1w.jpg "Kirino [216].jpg")
dont
>>697117920
It's basically support a:
>Fuckboi
>Androgynous thing
>Chocolate waifu
>>697117636
Fuckin' square up nigga.
>>697117995
Yes it is mane.
Yo, I got laid though.
>>697118116
Finishing up the spreadsheet simulator. About to hit the hay.
>>697118116
>Worst fallout
Eh at least the vault tec workshop dlc is pretty good
>>697118116
Unfortunate, and Tokyo has a thousand back to back
>>697117920
Must've been misinformed.
>>697118217
Oooo so me spoiling you with ac money dosent count?? Hurt my wrist lifting this shit for yo ass
>>697118330
>>697118330
Nice, did you cum inside?
>>697118116
>says the second rate vampire.
>>697116708
Ayyyyy new bantz?
>>697117509
Hey there King Dong :^)
>>697118035
It's a sign of affection!
And I'm hoping the dealership will take it in under warranty or recall of sorts.
>>697118503
LEARN YOUR PLACE.
>>697117790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwXLvn2sd6I
>>697118503
>3d waifu
Don't know why you keep denying it. She's trash
>>697118330
You could've picked someone decent, but you didn't
>>697118503
>says someone is second rate
>posts 3D
>>697118719
>calls 3D lower tier
>also posts 3D
Oh boy
>>697118503
worst waifu here! What's next fuckin buzzlightyear? gtfo nigger
>>697118503
What is that thing?
>>697117517
So what you're telling me you've got female doom guy here. Jesus fucking christ dude you can't just assault prostitutes
>>697117657
It's alright mang. You do you. Good to hear you have superior boat sense. Yea the German boats always look cool
>>697118330
What is spreadsheet simulator
And why would play it
>>697118407
>vault tec workshop dlc is pretty good
Your wrong
Hell it hardly even works
>>697118478
Of course weeaboo land has a billion fuckin stops
We should invade them and take their stops
>>697118503
>second-rate
Look at you with yo ugly ass teeth
Bitch come back when destroy gods
Just listen to this guy>>697118719
>>697118495
WE CAN SPOIL EACH OTHER!!
>>697117915
yes, i do.
so your phone would break and i would buy 7 to gloat.
>>697118217
yea, i changed my work so it would suit me. not the other way like most.
here's some classics most people with what seems like your taste love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCkFSe3voRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPU8OAjjS4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRwFRMGpTWg
hope you like (should recognise some)
>>697119174
I'm the man, Im the one that should be spoiling
>>697118935
It's not about the 3D, man. That's not why I'm calling it trash. It's trash because it's from a piece of work that was shit-tier anyway.
>>697119014
Yes she can. She was a hooker from like the ages of 13-15. She ran out of fucks to give a long time ago. People kept buying them.
>>697119397
Seasonal Vidya game trash inst that much higher
just saying.
>>697118495
Yep.
Had a condom on though.
>>697118537
What's up?
>>697118935
No time for talkin' now nigga.
Throw them hands fox-nigga, you gon' get it.
>>697119091
It's EVE:Online.
Pretty big strategy game. Hard to explain but I'd recommend it greatly.
>>697119397
It has Adam Sandler in it
Sorry Mercy, I have to say she's top tier by association
>>697119658
That.. dosent really count, you're suppose to fill er up til it leaks
>>697118719
>>697118928
>>697118935
>>697119091
pffftttt, you wanna fight me faggot?
MEET ME AT MC DONALD'S FAGGOT. WE WILL SETTLE THIS RIGHT NOW.
>>697114359
I think you'd know them more than anyone, cutest person there is.
>>697115783
If that's the case then yeah don't pull anything too sick.
>>697115974
So far it's seemed pretty cool. A lot of these indie games are. Although I wonder where they got the inspiration for it.
>There's only so much luck to be had.
>>697119539
>seasonal
>implying that Overwatch won't be a fixture for as long as or longer than TF2
>implying I won't STILL be playing it when the next console comes out
>implying you're not a giant faggot
>>697119705
>Adam Sandler
>actually good for anything other than crude humor and slapstick
Pick one.
>>697119796
I'm genuinely not sure whether you're being facetious.
Claimed.
>>697119787
thats a cool yuno pic
>>697120042
and that's why you will never graduate highschool.
>>697119917
<3 always a charmer.
>>697118537
I wish you the best of luck in that regard then..!
>>697120181
And that's why you never went to school.
>>697119365
Aww yeah man, all of these songs kick ass. Here are some of my personal favorites of late:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_D0wkLyCXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC97caHUgKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MPD5Z2u-pY (more of a fan of the original Simon and Garfunkel version, but this version is good too)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOb3RJhlvfA
>>697119391
I will spoil you and you will LIKE IT!!
>>697119658
Ya ive heard of that
I dont want to play it tho
>>697119796
You disgust me
>>697120148
Go to bed shino
>>697120042
Something doesn't stop being seasonal because you think its gonna be huge forever. It's seasonal because it just came out and people are all about it.
Maybe you can pic pokemon GO magi carp as your next waifu.
>>697119787
Can't have a pregnant hoe on my hands, yo.
Maybe another time.
>>697120435
Why not?
>>697119658
Nuns, Samurais and scientists beat Yozora
Sorry, but it's a fact
>>697120042
Have you seen Pixels?
It's a movie that defines a generation
>>697120387
Shots fired
>>697119658
>I'd recommend it
>recommending space rock mining simulator
Not too bad now that I'm actually at work. What about you?
>>697119917
>Too sick
Maki, I could hardly keep this think going at 20 below speed limit.
>>697120358
Thanks Ki.
>I really need my dad to get that ZX finished already.
>>697120435
No u Vampire nigger.
>>697120181
>implying you have, considering you've watched that movie
Unless you have kids, in which case you're a cuck for letting them force you to sit down and watch that gigantic cinematic shit. And for having kids.
>mfw I graduated two years ago and became a contributing member of the workforce, which is how I fund my games and general living because while I am a self-admitted autismal manchild, I maintain a sense of individual responsibility and have a drive to provide for myself instead of being a leech on the anus and testes of either my family or the system
>>697120641
Still not sure if you're being facetious.
>>697115602
Yep, I haven't seen many but I enjoyed the ones I have seen.
>>697120789
I don't know the meaning of facetious
>>697120547
I have a feeling it would go like cs:go
I would het really involved in it and then i would stop having fun with it
>>697120769
Its noght i cant sleep yet
>>697120641
Quit talkin' and catch these hands crusty ass nigga.
>>697120699
Don't be a carebear then. I've been playing eve for two years and haven't flown a barge for more than 10 days in a streak.
>>697120789
hey at least you're not a dindo. grats, i also refuse accept help from the government.
>>697120418
Being spoiled by waife is dishonorru!
>>697120547
>hoes
Damn nigga how thirsty are you?
>>697121029
Ain't that how pretty much every videogame goes?
>Yozo
>>697121092
>only posting Yozora being nice
Is that because she's an unbearable bitch most of the time?
>Insert smug anime girl here
>>697120988
Humorous, usually sarcastic. IE you're fucking joking. For example, I'm being facetious when I say that summer heat is lovely.
>>697121102
Good on you. I mean, unless you genuinely need it. Then go get it.
>>697120418
>blink-182
>Disturbed
>Audioslave
say no more, you are a modern day 17 y/o me.
i know what you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0oIoR9mLwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUTGr5t3MoY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uYWYWPc9HU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA (sounds out but trust me)
>>697121404
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thanks
>>697119397
Lmfao. Guess that's where she got all her rage from
>>697119917
Glad it's got your interest! I honestly don't know beyond Isaac lol. I wouldn't doubt it.
>sometimes there's a thing called going a little too hard
>>697121164
Very.
Nothing wrong with hoes if she's a bad bitch, mane.
>>697121231
Percisely.
You being a bitch ass nigga because your dick is dry?
>>697121224
No
Most games i enjoy playing up until i just get bored with it
Im finally able to start having fun in cs:go again
>now if only i could get fallout 4 to be fun
>that one isnt my job tho
>>697121231
Ill fight you
You an unbearable bitch
Goodnight everyone have a good sleep or a good day depending on your time zone!
>>697121598
Nah. Women store all their sanity in their tits and she's practically flat.
>Mercy
>>697121164
Look, what the others don't know won't hurt them!
>>697121426
Never heard Voltaire before, song is kind of odd but I kind of like it lol
>Yuuki
>>697121632
Well shit at this point I might as well take a hoe
>Yuno
>>697121737
If you're bored with Fallout 4, mod the hell out of that shit.
Bethesda games are great for that.
>>697121738
Goodnight
>>697121913
Go for it mane
>Yozo
>>697121854
>>697121598
If this was true I would be insane.
>Nico
