Waifu claiming thread.
Rumia hurt my feelings Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>you have a lot of nerve, don't you? you filthy cur
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claimed forever <3
:3 thanks Hand-kun
Feeling kinda... on the edge of melancholy. Not really there but scoping it out for future feels.
No real reason. Feeling my age, maybe
Collage ain't no fun. I want be be free from its obligations!
what's your situation?
great!! see here
how are you doing handy? anything of note since yesterday?
That was fast dio, holy fuck!
I also think so, from my past experiences with girls I would say the pain from breaking up and all the troubles a man has to go through aren't worth... but love isn't predictable or controllable at all. And after all we're still humans, we all want to be loved.
I'm just gonna put this here
And whatever happens happens
Dio is prebaking. As expected from a great guy like him!
Streets are drier. So it's getting better. You?
>you mean this one?
i-i didn't plan on it!! but...what's crazy to you???
For a moment there I thought the leather, or whatever material it is, at the tip was a liquid obtained throught penetrating someone with the sword's sheath
I've sexually guessed a lot of picture today actually, I guess I'm just used to seeing rule 34 at this point.
Oh, freedom is great for sure - I certainly don't want obligations either.
College can be a hassle, but it's all about learning and broadening your horizons, you have choices.
Contrast to my situation, employed but stagnant. I'll be doing in 10 years what I'm doing today, probably.
You're very welcome, friendo.
How old are you if you don't mind me asking, could just be the whole "age is just a state of mind" feeling.
Try and exercise more or something? Could just be that, sorry you're feeling like that. Up to anything right now?
Ahh, alright. The usual I see, glad you're holding up well. Just been playing that Halo game, haven't gotten any forms of Malware or anything so I'm happy. Thanks for asking.
Nice, safe driving all around. Me? I'm just hanging around right now.
When I bake, I always make sure to have the best quality bread as much on time as possible, making the perfect threads.
Anything less would be shameful to Dio's name.
>yea that one, its adorable!
No touching at all, and I can't trust you because you might move closer to me in your sleep. We need to find a way to prevent that.
>starts looking at this rope
What would the LP be called? I need a name smug witch.
What are you doing today hun?
sounds like you went to college, did you specialize in something?
>i'm just a lowly dish washer
I'm "only" 28, which I understand is pretty ancient for 4chan. It's very much a state of mind thing, I think.
Exercise is a fantastic idea, but I'm lazy beyond compare. I haven't exercised properly in years. It might be what I need right now, and my pants would appreciate it.
Tonight I'll do some situps or something, since you encouraged me. <3
h-hey!!! what are you gonna do with that rope?! you don't trust me????
Oh. Fucking hell... Yeah, that's rough. I hope that it all gets sorted out soon. Did your husbando make it out alright?
>At least a new job is coming
At least there is that.
I haven't been the best either, but it isn't anything like your situation -- just nonsense. Other than that, work has been steady and I have enough money to keep the internet going. So I'm alright in the end.
Planning on finishing DS3 later.
Yeah, I went to university for a Comp Sci major. I never got into game dev - something I don't regret these days - but regular software development is as comfy a career as I could hope for. :^)
Heh, don't mind that stuff. I washed dishes, flipped burgers, retailed, factoried... none of that matters much when you are a student.
Unless you're getting a co-op
For the love of god, get a co-op if you can
28 is still young, I'd say that it's a state of mind thing as well. Please do try them, I hope it helps you feel better in the long run.
Doing anything right now? Music or vidya?
Same here bro
Thank you Dio Sama
Love and delusion
what?!!? no...nothing like that!
>you should do the ranger course shinoa lol
Ohhhhh I like that that sounds pretty sick actually
I just got off of work, ate some leftovers. I don't listen to music much, but I'm probably gonna watch some anime in a bit.
I never got the hand of multitasking like anons in these threads. If I do something else I'll probably disappear
what about the quints, is this a process in the baking?
Fucking Ken is so trash in SFV
>Hurr hurr let's give him trash neutrals and a shit footsie game
>Let's make it so he has to be played mid-long range
Fuck, I feel like I'm on suicide watch.
!! ummm, well o-okay....as long as we get to sleep together...
Ah good luck not breaking your hand in frustration.
Can't knock a steady career. My father tried his hand at mainframe design, did not go well.
Got any hobbies to occupy your time?
Quints are simply a reward Dio so generously bestown to me.
Hey there Juri, you seem a little rustled but let /waifu/ take care of your problems.
Were you playing ranked matches or what?
>Rumia hurt my feelings
Sorry Dio. I lashed out a bit because you're always glaring at me...
You can have love too <3
>just read the OP
>slow Rumia is slow
Why do you recommend me that?
Since it's about rikka being a chuunibyou and being in love with yuuta and all
Shinoa is best
He glares at everyone. Same as how I smug at everyone
I never asked for the love of a filth like you.
i would never want you to go through that lol, i wouldn't wish it on my worse enemies, but you can say you're an airborne ranger kek
>Rikka being a chuunibyou and being in love with John
Let me correct that for ya bud
Tunnel snakes rule
Smug queen, yes she is.
I think you might get another chance to see the lewdening today.
Haha, I think I'll be ok. DS3 hasn't proven too difficult, just a bit mean spirited.
Just boring stuff - games and anime
Smug is good though. Being bathed in smug looks is blissful
You'll dere eventually, I know it
Hello moonpie, how's the weather down there?
I can't believe I'm watching Vinesauce right now
really?! but i don't see anybody posting lewds!!
Fellow Kyoto girl
I feel like I want to join in the conversations
but I'm not sure what's going on
>Names off by one
>Post count off by one
My jimbos are most certainly rustled, I've been placeholding Ken until Juri is released because he has similar inputs to Juri, but my fucking god he's so trash compared to the rest of the roster.
>He loses on neutral game to almost everyone
>Almost all of his attacks and frames are very negative and punishable on block
>Easily telegraphed due to lack of approach
>Extremely fucking complex for some reason despite being a shoto
Yes, I was playing ranked. I'm not bad at Street Fighter by any means, but holy shit it's frustrating to lose to someone because they blocked one of your many attacks and responded with a faceroll meaty because I have no time to recover and block.
>He got nerfed so hard from SF4 to SFV it's not even funny
>Ryu is almost exactly like Ken in this iteration, yet I dominate with Ryu and I don't even play him
Okay, okay rant over. I'm good.
I never know what's going on. How about you do the Renge thing and ask a question for the thread?
Its best to just go with it, the flow is how you bend it
You don't see anyone yet... It only takes one anon to start the lewd train.
Oh hell nah I'll give BUDs a try. Sounds fun
Kek my bad
She has ascended to smug goddess. She has her own dere, smugdere
Dubs are nice too
Kagami and homura are about to fuck. How you should them a thing or two with chains and whips?
Very rainy, has rained pretty hard the last like 3 or 4 days, which is good, we needed the water.
i don't even have lewds of kagami....i dunno why
>that's prolly asking for trouble though
Would anyone join me if I started the food train?
Welcome to how I feel every single thread lol
snek a bes
ehh, I guess I'll just post whenever I feel like it then
The World has nothing on Killer Queen
>the triple double
I shall take my leave now, and hopefully be able to rest from this pain I've felt in my heart each time I saw a new DS3 vid
See that just proves it~
Good, the bees will drink like kings tonight.
Goodnight beautiful dio
>Ryu is almost exactly like Ken in this iteration, yet I dominate with Ryu and I don't even play him
Perhaps you should try to placehold something else, we talked about this before.
Just because he has similiar inputs doesn't mean its a good idea to play him, you will most likely get muscular memory for some moves and will try to do them on Juri later on.
Now that you say that you can dominate with a char that you don't even play, opposed to the one you are trying to focus, it really makes me think it would be a wise decision to change.
Thats all they ask of you
ive been here kek
Thank god you don't have lewds of her, you won't ever need them, ever! She is too adorable for that.
My food pics suck but I can back you up for a while I guess.
This certainly is a thing.
awwwww, i think it must be the purple eyes that make qt's!
Thanks Homu! I'm excited to see what kind of food pics you have for your waifu
Let's try to save this.
We can make it beautiful again.
Purple is the most beautiful color, too bad I can't have natural purple hair too.
Mostly candy and salads... scroll up if you wanna see more, I don't have much and already posted half of my food folder.
I'm doing FANTASTIC and you are doing the same!
you already make everything here beautiful <3
Yes it is I! Sorry I just forgot my pic again! and that is awesome to hear! Do anything cool today?
or purple eyes.....purple is best color
More than you know man, we've got this big tree right near our house, can't remember what type but I know there's several of them on the property, and its blooming right now so if you go and stand under the tree there's just this constant buzz of bees all the fuck over this tree.
But someone handed me a cookie for free today!
It feels like Christmas without the beatings!
What about your day?
Ever get any killer bees in your area?
Do pills count?
Good bye Dio Sama
Wow you're extremely early
What's important is seeing your waifu enjoying something.
You lost the reply I presume...
>captcha is flowers
All bees are killer, but no they're contained further south still.
When he came to me, he was a tormented boy. Tormented by guilt. I tried to counsel him, but the eating, it filled him with white light. Tearful, he swore to me that he felt the touch of God Almighty.
He didn't just watch anime, he shit posted his waifus too... And I joined in.
Sorry for slow reply, getting sleepy and still have reports to finish.
But my eyes are purple :>
Not IRL, obviously :<
Food it is then. Nothing could go wrong with shinoa cooking right?
>good to know we can control bees better than we can mexicans.
you're a saint
>Christmas without the beating
Wat lol But thats pretty "sweet" of them!
i would marry you even if you stole all my money if you had purple eyes lol
Cooked with 18 different variations of smug
I know haha Im just hangin out anyways so I figured id start the shitposting early
This must be one of those lewd anons I've heard about
indeed. The random acts of kindness be sweet on me.
but you didn't tell me about yourself sweety.
how can you tell?
SHIT I FUCKED UP! PUT IT OUT!! PUT IT OUT!!!
>Purple is the most beautiful color, too bad I can't have natural purple hair too.
Nah, it's just another plebeian.
I tried looking for it, but it wouldn't go any further than my first comment.
>I'm sorry, Mikan. I really had to leave.
Well, first three episodes of Boku no Hero Academia look good
Just a hunch
Good opportunity to post some lewd foods though
This makes me suspect we're the same person again. But having a wife that steals all your money doesn't immediately mean your life is ruined.
Hows it going Vigil? You're the kind of guy who seems relaxed and I love seeing in the thread but never managed to strike conversation.
Im sure you can handle it yourself~
At least someone got taste in movie.
Shitposting wont make you a plebeian, just a shitposter.
You actually liked it? I feel like it's a worse version of a one-punch man + average teenage angst anime mixup.
Yeah, it does seem pretty interesting. First half of EP1 had me thinking it was "just another shounen flick" but it seems like it has the trappings of quality.
I think I hear Simon in the MC, too - maybe they're going for TTGL type stuff.
those trips look almost as good as you.