Waifu claiming thread.
Rumia hurt my feelings Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>you have a lot of nerve, don't you? you filthy cur
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio Claimed
Rumia claimed
sachi claim
>>680545519
Claimed forever <3
>camled
Obligatory claim.
Claimed
>>680545397
:3 thanks Hand-kun
Feeling kinda... on the edge of melancholy. Not really there but scoping it out for future feels.
No real reason. Feeling my age, maybe
>>680545294
Collage ain't no fun. I want be be free from its obligations!
what's your situation?
>>680545397
great!! see here >>680545198
how are you doing handy? anything of note since yesterday?
Kyouko claimed.
>Hamakaze claimed
>>680545519
That was fast dio, holy fuck!
>>680545343
I also think so, from my past experiences with girls I would say the pain from breaking up and all the troubles a man has to go through aren't worth... but love isn't predictable or controllable at all. And after all we're still humans, we all want to be loved.
Hybrid Claiming/Eating.
claiming the best
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES
I'm just gonna put this here
And whatever happens happens
>>680545884
Dio is prebaking. As expected from a great guy like him!
>>680545328
Aww yeah!
>>680545397
Streets are drier. So it's getting better. You?
>>680545302
>you mean this one?
i-i didn't plan on it!! but...what's crazy to you???
>>680545782
For a moment there I thought the leather, or whatever material it is, at the tip was a liquid obtained throught penetrating someone with the sword's sheath
I've sexually guessed a lot of picture today actually, I guess I'm just used to seeing rule 34 at this point.
>>680545827
Oh, freedom is great for sure - I certainly don't want obligations either.
College can be a hassle, but it's all about learning and broadening your horizons, you have choices.
Contrast to my situation, employed but stagnant. I'll be doing in 10 years what I'm doing today, probably.
>>680545821
You're very welcome, friendo.
How old are you if you don't mind me asking, could just be the whole "age is just a state of mind" feeling.
Try and exercise more or something? Could just be that, sorry you're feeling like that. Up to anything right now?
>pats
>>680545827
Ahh, alright. The usual I see, glad you're holding up well. Just been playing that Halo game, haven't gotten any forms of Malware or anything so I'm happy. Thanks for asking.
>>680546116
Nice, safe driving all around. Me? I'm just hanging around right now.
>>680545519
Lilly claimed
>>680545884
>>680546116
When I bake, I always make sure to have the best quality bread as much on time as possible, making the perfect threads.
Anything less would be shameful to Dio's name.
>>680546128
>yea that one, its adorable!
No touching at all, and I can't trust you because you might move closer to me in your sleep. We need to find a way to prevent that.
>starts looking at this rope
>>680546116
What would the LP be called? I need a name smug witch.
>>680546257
What are you doing today hun?
sounds like you went to college, did you specialize in something?
>i'm just a lowly dish washer
>>680546293
I'm "only" 28, which I understand is pretty ancient for 4chan. It's very much a state of mind thing, I think.
Exercise is a fantastic idea, but I'm lazy beyond compare. I haven't exercised properly in years. It might be what I need right now, and my pants would appreciate it.
Tonight I'll do some situps or something, since you encouraged me. <3
>>680546717
h-hey!!! what are you gonna do with that rope?! you don't trust me????
>>680545143
Oh. Fucking hell... Yeah, that's rough. I hope that it all gets sorted out soon. Did your husbando make it out alright?
>At least a new job is coming
At least there is that.
I haven't been the best either, but it isn't anything like your situation -- just nonsense. Other than that, work has been steady and I have enough money to keep the internet going. So I'm alright in the end.
>>680546768
Planning on finishing DS3 later.
Yeah, I went to university for a Comp Sci major. I never got into game dev - something I don't regret these days - but regular software development is as comfy a career as I could hope for. :^)
>dish washer
Heh, don't mind that stuff. I washed dishes, flipped burgers, retailed, factoried... none of that matters much when you are a student.
Unless you're getting a co-op
For the love of god, get a co-op if you can
>>680546801
28 is still young, I'd say that it's a state of mind thing as well. Please do try them, I hope it helps you feel better in the long run.
Doing anything right now? Music or vidya?
>>680546293
Same here bro
>>680546656
Thank you Dio Sama
>>680546723
Love and delusion
>>680546717
>>680546972
Pic
>>680547251
>>680546103
Are you serious?
Stocking claimed
>>680547292
what?!!? no...nothing like that!
>you should do the ranger course shinoa lol
>>680546972
Thats not what I said, I trust you but not while you're sleeping.
I will have to tie you really tight. (Not sure if this is the most correct verb to use here.)
>>680547526
>pic
>>680546656
>>680545519
We are most grateful.
>>680547292
Ohhhhh I like that that sounds pretty sick actually
>>680547526
>>680547230
I just got off of work, ate some leftovers. I don't listen to music much, but I'm probably gonna watch some anime in a bit.
I never got the hand of multitasking like anons in these threads. If I do something else I'll probably disappear
>>680546656
what about the quints, is this a process in the baking?
>Usual claim
Fucking Ken is so trash in SFV
>Rushdown character
>Hurr hurr let's give him trash neutrals and a shit footsie game
>Let's make it so he has to be played mid-long range
Fuck, I feel like I'm on suicide watch.
>>680547292
10/10 pic
>>680547353
>>680547477
>
>>680547526
!! ummm, well o-okay....as long as we get to sleep together...
>>680547199
>DS3
Ah good luck not breaking your hand in frustration.
Can't knock a steady career. My father tried his hand at mainframe design, did not go well.
Got any hobbies to occupy your time?
>>680547719
ruri
>>680548020
Juri
>>680547988
Quints are simply a reward Dio so generously bestown to me.
>>680548020
Hey there Juri, you seem a little rustled but let /waifu/ take care of your problems.
Were you playing ranked matches or what?
>>680545519
>Rumia hurt my feelings
Sorry Dio. I lashed out a bit because you're always glaring at me...
You can have love too <3
>just read the OP
>slow Rumia is slow
>>680548289
DIO!
>>680547477
Why do you recommend me that?
>>680547790
Since it's about rikka being a chuunibyou and being in love with yuuta and all
>>680548054
Shinoa is best
>>680548329
He glares at everyone. Same as how I smug at everyone
>>680548474
Hey holsty
>>680548329
I never asked for the love of a filth like you.
Miiiiiiiiiaaaaaaa~
Jinx claimed.
>>680548610
i would never want you to go through that lol, i wouldn't wish it on my worse enemies, but you can say you're an airborne ranger kek
>>680548610
>Rikka being a chuunibyou and being in love with John
Let me correct that for ya bud
>>680548557
Anon!
>>680548702
Tunnel snakes rule
>>680548474
Moo!
>>680548702
Snek boobs.
>>680548610
Smug queen, yes she is.
>>680548702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTn5yWleHdU
>>680548080
I think you might get another chance to see the lewdening today.
>>680548118
Haha, I think I'll be ok. DS3 hasn't proven too difficult, just a bit mean spirited.
>hobbies
Just boring stuff - games and anime
>>680548610
Smug is good though. Being bathed in smug looks is blissful
>>680548612
You'll dere eventually, I know it
>>680548474
Hello moonpie, how's the weather down there?
>>680548702
HHHHSSSSSSSSsssss
I can't believe I'm watching Vinesauce right now
>gg captcha
>>680548962
really?! but i don't see anybody posting lewds!!
>>680548946
yea dude
>>680548950
THE BEST
>>680548962
<3
>>680548998
<3
>>680548890
Fellow Kyoto girl
>>680549197
Never!
I feel like I want to join in the conversations
but I'm not sure what's going on
Thomas best waifu
>>680548118
>>680547719
>Names off by one
>Post count off by one
>>680548309
My jimbos are most certainly rustled, I've been placeholding Ken until Juri is released because he has similar inputs to Juri, but my fucking god he's so trash compared to the rest of the roster.
>He loses on neutral game to almost everyone
>Almost all of his attacks and frames are very negative and punishable on block
>Easily telegraphed due to lack of approach
>Extremely fucking complex for some reason despite being a shoto
Yes, I was playing ranked. I'm not bad at Street Fighter by any means, but holy shit it's frustrating to lose to someone because they blocked one of your many attacks and responded with a faceroll meaty because I have no time to recover and block.
>He got nerfed so hard from SF4 to SFV it's not even funny
>Ryu is almost exactly like Ken in this iteration, yet I dominate with Ryu and I don't even play him
Okay, okay rant over. I'm good.
>>680549302
I never know what's going on. How about you do the Renge thing and ask a question for the thread?
>>680549302
>>680549302
Its best to just go with it, the flow is how you bend it
>>680549197
You don't see anyone yet... It only takes one anon to start the lewd train.
>>680549259
SNEK
>>680549302
DIO's going on
>>680548859
Oh hell nah I'll give BUDs a try. Sounds fun
>>680548890
Kek my bad
>>680548962
She has ascended to smug goddess. She has her own dere, smugdere
>>680548988
Dubs are nice too
>>680549302
Kagami and homura are about to fuck. How you should them a thing or two with chains and whips?
>>680548610
Hi.
>>680548950
Moo.
>>680548998
Very rainy, has rained pretty hard the last like 3 or 4 days, which is good, we needed the water.
>>680549702
i don't even have lewds of kagami....i dunno why
>that's prolly asking for trouble though
>>680549702
>lewd train
Would anyone join me if I started the food train?
>>680549822
>smugdere
Best combo
>>680549302
Welcome to how I feel every single thread lol
>>680549702
snek a bes
>>680549985
>no lewds
>ishikei
>>680549987
Food train?!
>>680549601
ehh, I guess I'll just post whenever I feel like it then
>>680549705
The World has nothing on Killer Queen
>>680549822
umm...yes?
>>680550022
>the triple double
what
I shall take my leave now, and hopefully be able to rest from this pain I've felt in my heart each time I saw a new DS3 vid
>>680550155
Yes!!
Hi Kyouko! <3
>>680550303
See you later, Dio!
>>680550166
See that just proves it~
>>680549938
Good, the bees will drink like kings tonight.
>>680550189
Mugi!
>>680550303
Goodnight beautiful dio
>>680550166
Words
of an insolent heretical skank
>>680549522
>Ryu is almost exactly like Ken in this iteration, yet I dominate with Ryu and I don't even play him
Perhaps you should try to placehold something else, we talked about this before.
Just because he has similiar inputs doesn't mean its a good idea to play him, you will most likely get muscular memory for some moves and will try to do them on Juri later on.
Now that you say that you can dominate with a char that you don't even play, opposed to the one you are trying to focus, it really makes me think it would be a wise decision to change.
Need I say anything?
>>680550166
Thats all they ask of you
>>680550475
ive been here kek
See:>>680549051 >>680545657
>>680549985
Thank god you don't have lewds of her, you won't ever need them, ever! She is too adorable for that.
>>680549987
My food pics suck but I can back you up for a while I guess.
>>680550318
Hello~
>>680550303
Goodbye Dio-sama!
>>680550166
This certainly is a thing.
>>680550303
Laters Dio-sama!
>>680549987
Food train you say? Ill bring the sweets!
>>680550740
awwwww, i think it must be the purple eyes that make qt's!
>>680550740
>>680550913
Thanks Homu! I'm excited to see what kind of food pics you have for your waifu
>>680549288
Hello friends how are you doing?
>>680549822
Its cool just remember who my heart belongs to bruh
>>680550673
Fuck
>yuuko
>>680550952
<3
>>680551052
you tried kek
>>680551052
Let's try to save this.
We can make it beautiful again.
>>680551007
Purple is the most beautiful color, too bad I can't have natural purple hair too.
>>680551018
Mostly candy and salads... scroll up if you wanna see more, I don't have much and already posted half of my food folder.
>>680551027
Hello...Rikka-anon?..?
I'm doing FANTASTIC and you are doing the same!
>>680551249
you already make everything here beautiful <3
Claiming, how are you all doing?
Miho claimed
>>680551492
Yes it is I! Sorry I just forgot my pic again! and that is awesome to hear! Do anything cool today?
>>680551344
or purple eyes.....purple is best color
',:^)
>>680550475
More than you know man, we've got this big tree right near our house, can't remember what type but I know there's several of them on the property, and its blooming right now so if you go and stand under the tree there's just this constant buzz of bees all the fuck over this tree.
>>680551665
NOPE!
But someone handed me a cookie for free today!
It feels like Christmas without the beatings!
What about your day?
>>680551786
Ever get any killer bees in your area?
>>680551786
Moo
>>680552089
>>680549987
Do pills count?
>>680550166
Hehe
>>680550303
Good bye Dio Sama
>>680551027
Lol k
>>680551635
Wow you're extremely early
>>680551743
Why you cheeky...
>>680552359
Why not?
What's important is seeing your waifu enjoying something.
>>680547719
You lost the reply I presume...
>captcha is flowers
>>680552060
All bees are killer, but no they're contained further south still.
>>680552177
Moo.
When he came to me, he was a tormented boy. Tormented by guilt. I tried to counsel him, but the eating, it filled him with white light. Tearful, he swore to me that he felt the touch of God Almighty.
He didn't just watch anime, he shit posted his waifus too... And I joined in.
Sorry for slow reply, getting sleepy and still have reports to finish.
>>680551674
But my eyes are purple :>
Not IRL, obviously :<
>>680552231
>
>>680552554
Food it is then. Nothing could go wrong with shinoa cooking right?
>>680552640
>good to know we can control bees better than we can mexicans.
>>680552709
you're a saint
>>680552060
>Christmas without the beating
Wat lol But thats pretty "sweet" of them!
>>680552766
i would marry you even if you stole all my money if you had purple eyes lol
>>680552912
Cooked with 18 different variations of smug
>>680552359
I know haha Im just hangin out anyways so I figured id start the shitposting early
>>680552912
I suppose we'll have to see...
This must be one of those lewd anons I've heard about
>>680553054
indeed. The random acts of kindness be sweet on me.
but you didn't tell me about yourself sweety.
>>680553372
how can you tell?
>>680553094
Kek
>>680553086
>>680553132
SHIT I FUCKED UP! PUT IT OUT!! PUT IT OUT!!!
>>680551344
>Purple is the most beautiful color, too bad I can't have natural purple hair too.
Rate pls
>>680553372
Nah, it's just another plebeian.
>Vigil/Mikan-anon
>>680553372
Yes, theyre very rare. Very...
>>680552626
I tried looking for it, but it wouldn't go any further than my first comment.
>I'm sorry, Mikan. I really had to leave.
Well, first three episodes of Boku no Hero Academia look good
>>680553530
Just a hunch
Good opportunity to post some lewd foods though
>>680553069
This makes me suspect we're the same person again. But having a wife that steals all your money doesn't immediately mean your life is ruined.
>>680553621
10/10
Hows it going Vigil? You're the kind of guy who seems relaxed and I love seeing in the thread but never managed to strike conversation.
>>680553603
Im sure you can handle it yourself~
>>680553621
Not wrong
>>680552923
At least someone got taste in movie.
>>680553621
Shitposting wont make you a plebeian, just a shitposter.
>>680553777
You actually liked it? I feel like it's a worse version of a one-punch man + average teenage angst anime mixup.
>>680553777
Yeah, it does seem pretty interesting. First half of EP1 had me thinking it was "just another shounen flick" but it seems like it has the trappings of quality.
I think I hear Simon in the MC, too - maybe they're going for TTGL type stuff.
>>680553777
those trips look almost as good as you.
Sup?
>>680553777
Hi fran
ITS STARTS WITH
>>680553979
The lewdness that has been referred to was a thread several hours ago. Is the thread not moving slow enough for you?
