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Sup /b/

Castrating myself
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Timestamp
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do eeet faggot!
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>>680542284
do it
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>>680542284
but why?
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>>680542284
You don't have the stones to go through with it.
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>>680542284
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>>680542737
Cant tell if attempt at being clever or actually dumdum
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Balls losing color stomach hurts
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>>680542284
no time stamp

abandon thread

op doesn't have the balls to do it anyway
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>>680542986
BUT WHY?
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Timestamp or OP is a faggot and wont deliver
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>>680542986
Beautiful. Any reason as to why?
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>>680543045
won't have them soon enough.
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>>680542986
>>680543045
oh shit

still don't habeeb you,why would you anyway?
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>>680543113
I want to be a girl.
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Why not go to a doctor?
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>>680543283
Lmao
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>>680543280
i want to get rid of the testosterone in my body
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>>680542986
looks like 11/21/16

but seeing as that's in the future and in normal person. I'll take it as 4/21/16.

cut off them balls.

You'd better fry them up afterwards as a snack.
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>>680542284
Timestamp fag
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>>680543283
Dude, GO TO A HOSPITAL. YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING BLEED OUT.
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this will one day be on youtube for being a disturbing post.

I'm glad to be a part of that
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Gonna need a tighter rubber band. I castrate calves on the daily for my job with way bigger nutz than you with a smaller tighter band. Also it takes like a month or longer sometimes to fall off
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>>680543283
Good for you! This is the first step. We believe in you
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>>680543283
OK Bruce Jenner or shall I call u caitlyn
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>>680542986
OH shit--
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>>680542986

Go on... post moar pics
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Show penis faggot
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>>680543478
Shhhhhhh.... don't help, just watch. This should be fun. Darwin Awards contender here.
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Cut it off pussy
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>>680543283
But that's impossible anon. I want to be a T-Rex,not gonna happen. anyway post your face you probably aren't pretty enough to be a fake "girl"
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>>680543478
Just, no.
Shut up.
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>>680543283
Then go through the proper procedure you maniac! No point having a bloody mess instead of genitals.
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post next pic.
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this thread

WHAT HAVE I STUMBLED UPON
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>>680542986
Messed up. Get some fucking help m8.
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>>680543437
That isnt how testosterone works dumbass.
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>>680543659
why not?
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Cut it off, faster than with a rubber band takes ages :/
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>mfw I see this thread
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>>680543520

Dairy /b/ro?

Me too.
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>>680543611
Jesus if that a tranny I'm a faggot
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>>680542284
>>680542986
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>>680543667
That's right,be sensible...

>have a professional mutilate your genitals
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do it. post pic of it off. It should be numb enough now to cut off.
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>>680542284
Thats not gonna rid you of testosterone faggot
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>>680543792
A. This is /b/. We encourage him.
B. He won't bleed out.
C. You're a bigger faggot than OP.
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OP is going to bleed to death without medical attention.
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fuckin to late to stream it?
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>>680544107
shhhhhhhhh
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>>680543864
no benus on her anon
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>>680544140
no. do it
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>>680543283
hahah what a faggot
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>>680543860
Cow/calf operation in Iowa. Neighbors have a dairy that I help with too tho.
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>>680542284
But why
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I dont care if you cut your balls off you can't change your DNA therefore you wont be a girl.. just stop being a faggit
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>>680544001
Well shit neither is a good idea but doing it at home with a rubber band is the worst of two shitty options.
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>>680544107
do tell us, other than the testes, where is it produced in the body, anon?
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>>680542284
Do it OP you fucking faggot take ur prostate out with it
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STREAAAAAAAAAM IT
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>>680542986
Go on....
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Castration gets rid of testorone. It alsostop the production of hormones and semen... Col stuff anon, u will be a beautifull grill YAY!
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>>680544295
brain
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More pics bro
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>>680542284
>Castrating myself
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>>680544444 geet
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is op kill?
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OP is kill
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OP listen to me.
You don't have the medical training to do this. Aka you don't know what you're doing. You are at risk of infecting yourself from the wound and dying. You are at risk of creating serious medial complications.

Stop this at once and take those rubberbands off before you die. If you have already gone through with this by the time my post is here then go to the hospital as soon as you can.
I actually see a psychologist and I want to let you know they are extremely helpful. You should talk these feelings of wanting to be a different gender with them and see if they can help you out.

Don't be stupid. Don't go through with this OP.
Removing your balls is not going to turn you into a girl. It's going to turn you into a guy that doesn't have any balls. And even if you had your penis removed and replaced with a vagina with very expensive surgery and took drugs that wouldn't make you a girl either.
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RIP OP
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>>680544270
>worst
>or
>best:)
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>>680544553
/b/ has changed over the years.
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>>680544240

Dairy in western Australia.

You better lend op some elastrating rings bro.
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>>680544553
This. Infections.
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>>680544295
Its always gonna be inside you faggot have fun with estrogen shots maybe they'll make ur asshole wet for when I rape the hell out of you
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>>680544553
Don't listen to this guy OP, he just hates you and doesn't want you to be a pretty little girl.

Do it and post more pics
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>>680544553
yes it does. poster is faggot with no knowledge.
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>>680544394
'Most testosterone is produced in the testicles, but small amounts come from the adrenal glands, which are located just above the kidneys.'
shut the fuck up, nob jockey.
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>>680544553

Who cares? Stfu faggot
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>>680544553
oh stfu,faggot

hey OP moar pics hurry the fuck up or we're out
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OP I cant wait til your a pretty girl! Keep going!
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>>680542284
Pls no
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>>680542284
>>680542986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8Mx3nWwDF0
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>>680544675
Also needs a tetanus shot lol noob op
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>>680544684
what???
you think your body uses the same one amount forever?
you fucking cuckbrained mutant.
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>>680544553
What the fuck are you DOING?
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>>680544553
jesus christ what the fuck has happened to /b/ god kill yourself and everyone you know fuck
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>>680544883
what happened to being a decent human being
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im still here, theyre starting to go numb a little.
im just going to leave the ruber band on and let them die off? keep it clean no infection
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>>680544831
my fucking sides
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haha op is such a faggot
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Doooooo ittttttt
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>>680544553
I agree with you
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>>680542284
Bullshit you can back out any time.
Get the super tiny ultrs strong rubberbands they use on cows where you can't cut or unwind it if you are for real.
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>>680544872
Do I need to repeat what an anon has already posted? Shut the fuck up you no balls cuck
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>>680543283
>I want to be a girl.
That's a perfectly logical reason to castrate yourself.

Follow your dreams.
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what do we want pics of
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>>680544883
Woah nice overreaction! Are you pewdiepie?
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>>680544991
Do that somewhere else, faggot.
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>>680545001
Pics now
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>>680544991
those people don't exist here so get the fuck out, this is not the place for you
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>>680542284
>>680542986
m8 frate gate
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great job OP, post pics if u are for real
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>>680542284
Go for it OP, don't let your dreams be dreams. Become a girl.
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STREAAAAAAAAM ITTTTTTTTTTTTT

btw anyone else feeling a weird tingling in their balls just imagining OP doing this?
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FUCKING WHITE KNIGHTS LEAVE 4CHAN
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OP is a NO BALLS faggot
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>>680545116
still not gonna change FACTS!!!!
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gg OP
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>>680545142
not sure what that last word was i assume a dick was in your mouth?
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>>680545367
this, goodbye faggots
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>>680545001
this is going to take at least a day of excruciating pain
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>>680545357
>not wanting OP to endanger his life by being a complete fucking retard
>white knighting
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Stomach feels like the biggest shut ever
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>>680545402
Your adrenal glands produce testosterone
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>>680545488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rdAZ7oATfc
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>>680545488
op lives!
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>>680545488
that means you're doing good!
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>>680545075
Sweet op
You don't need damn kids anyways, you don't need to rub your faggotry off on them
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>>680544553
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>>680545595
Word
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>>680542284
Do this you pussy ass faggot
>>680545338
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>>680545488
Wow op? Your almost there keep going! :))
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>>680545488
Absolute madman
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epic
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OP is going to turn himself into an ox, except he's a human.
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>>680544248
For the lulz
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op gave this to me via skype.
he really did it.
you can hear him gurgling blood at the end because the castration went wrong.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zAZ9bvPFzF
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>>680542284
OP when your let's balls fall to the floor
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>>680545444
Check my trips, fags.
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>>680545488
This is fake, that rubberband is not tight enough or it would be way WAY darker, you can see the bands on it it is not toght OP is trolling
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>>680545523
yes, situated in the body and not the brain as stated.
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>>680545674
THIS IS 4CHAN!
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>>680545771
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>>680545595
That was for >>680545001
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Too many tumblrinas on here
Removing your balls isn't going to make you a girl
Just a sad faggot with no balls and no friends
These retards are either wanting him to die or are legitimate tumblr fags
In conclusion
You're all fucking mongoloid troglodytes who weren't hit by there parents enough
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>>680545771
what am i listening to here, anon?
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>>680545488
Ive noticed a lot of pre self castrated trans are over weight
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>>680544991
You came to /b/ because you saw screencaps of the crazy shit that people do, here, and, now that it could be happening, you're trying to stop it. Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you.
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>>680545862
He has not delivered though fucking retard
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>>680545862
No no he didnt its not even tight enough
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>>680545892
Shut up on b we wanna see fuck up their life stop trying to ruin it.
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>>680545892
Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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>>680545822
calm it edglordion.
also checked
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>>680545488
Your balls wood turn fucking black betafag
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>>680543437
Faggot. And here I was thinking you were doing it for shits and giggles
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>>680545771
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zAZ9bvPFzF
fake
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>>680545892
True, but if I can kill 1 person over the internet it will be worth it
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>>680546007
e d g y
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>>680545892
this is a lagitmate homemade way to become a female
go and learn your anatamy faggot
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>>680546102
no, its real. confirmed big foot and 911 was an inside job.
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>>680542284
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>>680545523
yep, you're still wrong.
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Do it OP
Don't need to stop blood bruh
Just cut them off now
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>>680545922
op in his final moments
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>>680542284
I lost one of my nuts to testicular torsion OP your a fucking Faggot
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>>680546102
really? Thanks for letting us know. we'd never have guessed.
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>>680545788
we never believed op anyway.

But there was a video of some mad fuck who rubber banded his balls till they died. It took like a week or more and was very painful and disgusting. I think a blade would be the preferred way to go.
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EMT here. OP, don't do this.
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>>680546323
Quit being a faggot.
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>>680546299
This. OP just hack them off and be a girl sooner.
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>>680546178
Nope, just developed something in my head that makes me wanna see this shit.
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>>680546282
fuck off hitler!
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Do it OP faggot
JUST DO IT
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>>680545488
Medfag here...just an FYI, you better go through with it now, if that blood becomes necrotic and you take the rubber band off, it will go to your heart/brain and you'll have a heart attack/strole and die....Enjoy!
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>>680545488
"So what did you do last night?"

"I cut off my balls. You?"

"Watched some tv."
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>>680545488
nice dubs
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>>680546299
dubbs don't lie
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>>680542284
Alexisafish?
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>>680546323
Hey Neil Degrasse Tyson here, probably shouldn't go through with it OP.
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>>680546292
i was just about to say the same. i was thinking its real but luckily my good buddy anon over here told me its fake
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>>680546440
Hitler never lost a testicle. He had both.
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>>680546444
Those trips don't lie.
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>>680546440
sure. just under the bed next to the explosives.
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>>680546323
Don't listen to this faggot
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>>680546444
Checked
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>>680546299
who dis
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>>680542284
Hurry up faggot op
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>>680546226
e d g y 2: electric boogaloo
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>>680546444
Trips of truth
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>>680546542
fuck you and your tin pot theory.
also you are not a scientist
also nigger.
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Also, if you cut off your genitals as well, you will most likely bleed yourself to death.
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>>680546582
he was born with only one.
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>>680546673
>Ken

it's in the file name newfag
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>>680546802
That's why he is using a rubber band?
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Hurry up OP or I'll cut your balls off myself.
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>>680546842
you expect me to find out who this is from googling fucking ken
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>>680546444
im still here. thanks for the advice.
reading here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castration

Stomach pain increasing now. some dark patches on my balls. I added another rubberband. going to keep it clean.
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op is lame. look at this picture i just made. i cut off my peepee.
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>>680546238
Damn that gif always makes my dick sad
>mfw
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DO IT FAGGOT
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>>680546895
Rubber band won't do shit to stop bleeding once he cuts the balls faggot. He would need to clamp the blood vessels. You retarded boy?
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I don't understand trannies.

No mental retardation or illness would even compel me to castrate myself, no matter how hard I wanted to have a vagina and pair of boobs.
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>>680546907
shit poster.
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>>680546895
They are not tight enough yet
He needs to tighten them
OP is gon die today
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>>680546542
Hear that OP? Black Bill Nye said to keep going.
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>>680546995
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Post timestamp so we know you're not just baiting us

Also check em
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>>680542284
DO IT SOON TO BE FAGGOT JUST DO IT
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>>680546974
kennedy leigh she's super
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>>680547028
because it remembers you are a yankfauxjew with a mutilation fixated momma and poppa?
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>>680545488
Keep going! We believe in you!
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>>680547133
Get the get post
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>>680542284
great! you seem like the kind of person that shouldn't reproduce.
also, where's your dick?
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>>680546996
Woowoww
So lifelike
How do you draw so good?
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Hi OP, castration specialist doctor here. Don't worry, there are no nerve endings in the inner testicles so it won't hurt at all. There is also nothing that can go wrong, just disinfect it by drenching it into a cup of alcohol once you're done.
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>>680546974
This is what I got from google image search
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>>680547046
no?
as long as he cuts under the band is going to stop the bleeding
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>>680547133
>>680547099
>>680547155
cheeeekkekkekekkdkd
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>>680547327
Truth.
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HEY GUYS

WE GOT SOME MEDICAL FUCKING EXPERTS IN THIS THREAD

BUT

I'D LIKE TO CONCLUDE THAT

@OP

MAYBE CASTRATING YOURSELF WON'T BE THE BRIGHTEST IDEA

JUST A TIP FROM A NON-EDUCATED NEETFAG

HAVE A NICE DAY!
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Sorry my mom came in. Will post new picture soon. Stomach is shit. Black patch on balls growing. New rubberband didnt take.
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>>680547287
right here
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Post another picture op
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>>680547327
Jesus dude
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>>680547344
Sigh. Band won't stick because it has nothing to wrap around as the tension will let go once the balls are cut off. Let's say your cutting your arm off, you don't pit the fucking rubber band RIGHT where you cut it, you put it a few inches up to keep the vessels tight and closed. Fuck off newfag
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>>680547493
YOUR MOTHER WALKED IN ON YOU REMOVING YOUR BALLS?
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>>680547327
can confirm
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>>680547493
>mom
implying underage
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>>680547326
im picasso irl, hes still alive and its me, yes
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>>680547261
Yes that's exactly it
>Bravo you /b/astard
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>>680546835
He wasn't, he was born with both but only one dropped.
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>>680547599
EMT here again. This.
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>>680547261
the kikes didn't get us all,europoor,enjoy your mudslimes
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>>680547493
You should tell her
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>>680547344
>>680547588
>>680547599
>>680547600
damn dem geets
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>>680547616
>implying half of /b/ doesn't live with their mom after 18
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>>680547133
Check em.
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DON'T DO IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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>>680547761
Lol this.
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>>680547599
>>680547600
>cos old fags know aaaall about medical procedure
also cheekeddd
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>>680547665
He was injured during WWI which caused the loss of one ball. I think.
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>>680547761
Implying you don't
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>>680547484
He will be fine don't worry ;)

Just death or some complicated medical problems after it that's all...

I say op should
Heat up that razor
Start cutting like the emos
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>>680545488
>Hardly turning purple after 20 + minutes.

You need to tie it way tighter. they should be dark purple within 10 minutes.
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>>680547493
Old fag neck beard lives with his mom
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>>680547902
>implying that i didn't
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I STOPPED JACKING OFF TO SEE THIS!!
CUT THEM OFF ALREADY!!!!
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>>680547987
LOL
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>>680547913
This guy knows.
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>>680547697
He should have her cut them off,it's her fault anyway if you think about it.
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>>680542284
No balls, op
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>>680547987
Don't lie, you were continuing while watching
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op just cut off his balls. this is the conclusion: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wOFPzDWzAf
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>>680547761
Jokes on you nigga, I lodge with someone
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>>680547987
>I STOPPED JACKING OFF TO SEE TH
same here bruh
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>>680543283
Bitch you gonna die,
>just go to a hospital, desu
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>>680548043
>LOLOLOLOLO
GO BACK TO FACEBOOK AND REDDIT YOU COLOSSAL UNDERAGE FAGGOT.
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As a Medical Student at IU i would just like too say this isnt going too work and the only thing this is going too accomplish is diminishing your ability too reproduce possibly but you will not destroy them. Use a knife
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>>680547599
that's what I've said - under the band faggot
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>>680548211
>use a knife

why are you still allowed at IU?
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>>680544991
Where the fuck do you think you are faggot?
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>>680547982
>implying we don't all live with our moms it's just that some are forthcoming and others aren't
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>>680548318
IU.
>Imbiciles United.
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isn't losing a ball one of the most painful experiences ever? I've read about straight dude's getting a ball twisted (this kills the ball) and you have a limited amount of time to get to the hospital before you lose your ball forever. lots of them said it's beyond the worst pain they've ever gone through
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>>680548116
moaare
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>>680548412
That's called testicular torsion.
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im here. Mom is mad, shouting. tried to remove rubberbands, I wouldn't let her.
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>>680548108
I've done some cbt castration play before. Hairbands work pretty well after 3 or 4 turns. Pulls the skin nice and tight and you can start to see color change within a minute or 2, and they are dark purple within 10 minutes. Be sure to have a razor blade or knife handy to cut the bands off before 15 minutes.
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I feel for OP's father for when he finds out the news. Imagine having sex with your wife one night, conceiving your child. You have so much high hopes for him. Name him something awesome. Watched the Terminator recently. Why not Arnold? He's going to be a huge fucking man. 18 years of "it's just a phase, dad!" later, come home to hear this. Dad hangs himself. Congrats, OP. You just made Dad hang himself.
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>>680548412

This gets done with dogs and bulls quite a bit.
Rubber band until they die and fall off.
Multiple people have done this as well.
Facilitates stomach aches, muscle pains, headaches, and a full conversion to faggotry.

Trust me. I'm a mechanic.
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>>680548618
Haha oh jesus this is gold.
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>>680548618
prove it
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>>680548523
These are very rare Kari Sweets that have been xrayed on /r/
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>>680548412
>straight dude's
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>>680542284
GODAMMIT OP I HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A TODDLER ON COCAINE ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS SHIT OR NOT
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>>680548211
I see what you did there. I almost took the bait.

Well done.
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Op I have found putting your balls in a pot of boiling water not only takes away all the nerves so you wont feel anything afterwards but makes it so that you can't reproduce.
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>>680548618
>Mom was feeling my ballsack and trying to hack me off, but I stopped her guys. I promise.
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>>680548618
Kek
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You dont have the balls.
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Anything good interesting happening here?
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>>680548671
kek
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>>680549058
Nope.
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