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You now work at /b/corp.
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>>680537434
how is a company at all profitable by exporting dank memes?
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MODS!
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>>680537663
/b/corp does not have arbitrators.
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printer's out of juice again.
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I'm the head of executive of the dildo manufacturing division of this fine corporation.
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I gotta take tomorrow off. I'm planning on being sick. Please tell Gary.
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>>680537434
>we buy cp low and sell high
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>>680537434
CEO Trump here
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guys the fbi is here again, which one of you was it this time?
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>>680538686
Gary who?
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>>680538941
Gary Seinfeld
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>>680538936
sorry
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>>680538941
gary the head of scheduling get it together man
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>>680538821
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>>680538936
Sry.
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>>680538058
well fucking piss in it faggot
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>>680537434
hello everyone i am the new one, my name is farid i am chinesse
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anyone have any paperclips? I'm out
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>>680539253
HEY WOOWEE
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>>680537434
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>>680539253
>chinese
this is a white master race company only. GTFO
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>>680539164
sounds like the IT support at my company. And my co-workers wonder why I tend to fix problems myself.
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Why is the coffee machine out of work again ? Who fapped in it this time ?
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>>680539366
anon we only make fun of other peoples race when were behid a computer screen, you should know this
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>Bob walks in with clipboard
Alright asshole, get it together, we have a meeting in 2 hours.
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>>680538936
Good one
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>>680539016
I'm sorry he is no longer with the company
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I need ten copies of those dubs reports on my desk by tomorrow
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I need insurace forms. My dick got stuck in the copier and I couldn't get it out so I just pulled it until it broke off.
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>>680539361
Cracka shit
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>>680539558
We do not cover work related sexual injury
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>>680539553
got those dub copies right here mr dubsman
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>>680537434
K guys doin' a coffee run tell me what y'all want
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>>680539336
>>680539366
>>680538941
>>680539016
hey b0ss do you want some purple drank ?
is a new drink
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>>680539703
This had nothing to do with work sir.
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>>680539762
can i get a large slurpee fam
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WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING NORMIES STOLE MY COLLECTORS EDITION RAINBOW DASH LUNCH BOX?
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>>680539881
I gave it to the FBI.
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>>680539762
Black. Extra large. No sugar.
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Bring your daughter to work day is tomorrow make sure and bring your pumps!
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>>680539879
do you understand English? I said coffee you stupid nigger
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>>680539793
in a plastic cup? are you the new intern?
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>>680539881
Oh shit, I forgot we hired a 12 year old brony.
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dude you broke the toaster again by ddosing it
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>>680539985
sure thing fam

anyone else?
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>>680540001
>bring your daughter to work day
Yeah, that'll end well
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>>680540001
My son is a trap. Counts as daughter ?
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>>680540028
yes im farid nice to meet you
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I emailed my dick to everybody I hate here. Like this post if you got it. RAWR!!
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Hey, anyone got a stapler?
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guys some 12 year old is out front threating to ddos us, he says hes with 9gag
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When does the sensitivity training start?
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Has anyone seen my red stapler?
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Permission to mount this furniture underneath my desk, supervisor?
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>>680540253
tell him to fuk off m8
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>>680540295
I found a red rocket. Is that what you mean?
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>>680540305
i think i need to "inspect" it first anon
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>>680540253
Tell him to get away from the premises or we'll call the cops.
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>>680540488
dubs got good advice
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>>680539762

Cappucino, without milk and cream, just coffee
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I'm not feeling very well.
*hack, cough, hack.
I'm gonna take off.
Hope I feel better so I can come in tomorrow which is Friday.
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>>680540416
Red Leader standing by
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We wouldn't happen to have any undesirables on staff would we?
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guys whoever spent all of the money for fridays pizza party on steam games is in hot water
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>>680537434
Hope there's no sexist air conditioning round here.
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>>680537434
ALLAHU AKBAR
*detonates multiple propane bombs inside the office*
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>>680540601
>propane bombs fail
>calls cops
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>>680540645
*bombs go eric and dylan on you and dont work*
guys we got another one
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I just now promoted myself to CEO. Fight me IRL!!
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>>680540452
Can I bribe you with this, to overlook the moaning?
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Can I speak with your supervisor?
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I need the Rare Pepe file on my desk NOW !
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>>680539881
i burned it
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>>680540645


Calm down Hank Hill
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Tell larry that fucking furries on closed cam doesnt help the company image.
Gotta live stream that shit on live leak.
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>>680540751
i think you meant to respond to this anon sir>>680540645
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who the fuck vapowave the pc s ?
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>>680540580
>using * instead of may may arrows
your fired anon
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>>680540800
*proceeds to shoot up the office shouting DEATH TO AMERICA, ALLAHU AKBAR*
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Excuse me,is this the delta house?
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Who took my stapler again.
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>>680538941
Gary
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>>680541007
Hey another one snapped over here! Jimmy get the cam!
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OK ANONS TIME FOR LUNCH BREAK!!
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>fires sawn off at >>680541007
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Gee Bill two wieners for lunch?
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>>680541072
Hahaha Gary!
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>>680538058
Did you try turning it off and back on again?
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>>680541007
Newfag
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>>680541007
>guns jam and dont fire
anon if your gonna commit a mass shooting atleast attend the seminar over at the >>>/k/ sector
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>>680541132
Whew. What's fro lunch today? I brought bananas.
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>>680541101
*song starts to play over loud-speaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
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Found Gary
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>>680538941
Gary the goat
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>>680541133
>sawn off jams
step up yo game, nigga
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>>680541275
Well Jimmy seems like it's time to praise Allah.
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>>680541218
>uses other gun that does work
ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>680540488
>/b/Corp + cops = Enron themed funeral.
No Bueno essay.
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Hi guys, my name is Chad.
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>>680541258
I just realized I'm on here twice.

>>680540844
>>680440199

I'm new CEO!! Report all problems to me.
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>4:59PM
Can we hurry up the office shooting? I need to get to my wife and kids.
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Anyone else agree we should invest 25 million in the fingerbox department?
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Some one wanna get the robot working, I need a could dubs
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guys our sexual harrasment lawsuits for this month have dropped significantly, lets work on getting those numbers back up
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>>680539558
Is the photocopier ok ? Should I file for a new one ?
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>>680539762
Chocolate milk
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>>680540596
Das izt mein neggar.
Neggar vorking in mail!
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>>680541668
I need the copier now. Get the new one fucking fast. These cancer shitposts aren't gonna print themselves.
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>>680541640
Word around the office is that you've got a pretty big cock.
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>>680541606
>shoots this anon
DEATH TO THE INFIDEL
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>>680541258
Excellent
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>>680541668
No. Shove your boi pussy in it and sit down.
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>>680541823
haha,its sadly not true,back to work
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>>680541562
FUCK OFF CHAD
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>>680541562
GUYS! OPS BOYFRIEND IS BACK!
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>>680541984
Chad is head of HR!! Bow Down!!
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alright guys please refrain from wearing fur suits on casual friday
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>>680542090
>shoots chad
NOT ANYMORE
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JOHNSON
I WANT THOSE DUBS ON MY DESK AND I WANT THEM YESTERDAY
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>>680541562
/r9k/industries is in the building across the street chad
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>>680542153
Buzz kill.
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>>680541631
Fuck yeah but before that happens all /b/ faggots who trap thread have to fill the box with cum.
Ceo has to drink it.Cam timestamp or gtfo.
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>>680541828
>le hits the deck
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>>680542090
>>680542025
>>680541984
>>680542270

Thanks for the promotion. So, what are the chicks like around this place?

>>680542213
I dodge the bullet with my cat like reflexes and muscles of steel.
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>>680541819
Yes sir, right away sir !
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Ok come on now who put that poster here?
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LOOK OUT, THAT NIGGAS GOT A GUN

>dive into my cubicle
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>>680542410
>continues to fire in your direction until i hit you
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>>680542213
NeEVashzt Ba'ra.

Chad Lives. Chad Never Dies!!
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>>680541828
>fires .357
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>>680541784
You're fired.
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>>680542410
They all have excessively large cocks
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>>680542410
I think you'll be better off working in (No) Homo Resources
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>>680542557
>shoots alien
DEATH TO THE SPACE-INFIDEL
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And andrews?
Yeah motherfucker,that IS cum on your keyboard.
kek.asswipe.
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Good evening /b/corp. it's Cody from HR. How can I help you today?
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>>680541635
Here you go faggot
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>>680542410
>chicks
We're all fags here son
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>>680542561
I am chad and you aer as well
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>Enemy Spotted
No Allhau Ackbars here
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>>680542557
Fuck off space nigger
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Oh FFS ! Who the fuck took my chocolate milk from the snack room ! I leave it there 5 mins and some motherfucker goes and drinks it !
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>>680542570
>.357
step up you fuckin game nigga im wearin a strike plate
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>>680542726
Some faggot stole my dubs
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>>680542768
here i am!
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>>680540001
Hey, Bill this is your supervisor, Jared. It you don't let your daughter sit on my lap, you're fired.
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>>680542800
>quickly runs out of office due to lack of weapons
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so anon, workin hard or hardly workin! haha.
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>>680539762
One gatorade blue with peanut butter
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>>680542591
>>680542622
>>680542748

I'm CEO now. Give me your paychecks and girls.
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>>680542872
>ifunny
definitely killin this infidel
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Well at least one person get hit.Need more rekt threads this week.
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>>680542557
Can we get someone from PR down here to get a translation ! I don't have time for this shit !
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>>680542932
kill yourself, Ted
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>>680542839
Gotem right here bub
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>>680542775
>>680542681
Ị̵͙̞͈͂̓̌̀̎ͅ ̴̛̱͓̯̼̰̂̈͊͝b̵̝̗̰͇̈́͋̃̓̅ͅr̴̝̲̗͎̙͐̃͒͂͘i̶̧͕̲̮̻̎͗̇̐̕n̴̨̲̝̣̿̓̏̓̚ͅg̸͉̰̠̜̗̔̅̾̏͝ ̴̧̡̹̮͚͗͆̔̓̎n̷̦͚͓̝̊̌͐̍̓ͅe̴͕͓͙̟͐͑̈́̆̅͜ẃ̴̧͉͚̪̺̊̈́͘͝s̶̞̤͙͉̖̊̑̑͐͂,̴̘͕̗͖͙̒͋̓̐̑ ̴̨̰͔̘̰̉̉̓̍̀ẅ̴͇̳̯̠́̎͂̽̇͜a̶̢̡̼͇̟̾͒̈́͗̋ȑ̸̰̥̖͕̩͑̈́̏͆ń̷̛̪̬̰̝̤͛̊̚i̶̞̘̜̳̳̋̂̀̀̇ṋ̸͉͎͇̪̿̊́̕͝g̷̢͙̯͓͂̉̆͋͒͜ ̶̠̬̞̳́͋̏̈́̕ͅy̷͖̭͕̻̬͒̓̓̏͂ó̶̢̧̲̪̼͛̀̌̇ù̶̧͇̦̠̹̈͘͘͝ ̴̧̧̫̰͙͌̏̆͘͠a̸̡̻͚̞̪̍́̓̐́b̸͎͎͖͔͎̌̆͊̓̕o̶̢̨͔̦̤̓̏̒͌̕u̴̢͎̖̱̝͂̃̓̈͝t̶̢̨̜̫͎̉̅̆̄̐ ̴̨̥̳͚͉̆̐̏͘͝y̷̧͍͖̹͙̓̽͊̿͌ô̴̢͔͖̰͙̾́̂̚ủ̶̧̙̙̜͎̋̉̐̎ŗ̴̫̰͚̽̊̽̉̍ͅ ̵͖̘̯͈̲̽̈́͊̊̚f̶͉͓͓̜͇̽̒̊̐͗u̴͎̲̫͕̩͆̒́̎̚t̶̤̤̙̲̹̀̅̀̎̚u̸̟̜͈̙̱̇͛̍͑̑ȑ̸̘̭͔̻̗́̆͋͘ě̴͎͈̦͎̳̈́̎͠͝
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I'm ordering take out. What should we order faggots?
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Jim chuck here, general floor manager, who has the pepes and loli's? Jason was supposed to have them on my desk this morning...
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>>680542839
Have you checked the lost and found?
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>>680542991
>kills and beheads corpse
that infidel tried to mess with my pay check, dont do that
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>>680542991
Youve got a fingerbox full of cum to drink.Why u think other dude quit?
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>>680542991
I was sent here for an office party?...???
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>>680542839
Well it wasn't me that took them
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>>680543164
Chinese, Indian, Pizza and Mexican!
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>>680543119
i wouldnt have shot you if i could read your post
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Ị̵͙̞͈͂̓̌̀̎ͅ ̴̛̱͓̯̼̰̂̈͊͝b̵̝̗̰͇̈́͋̃̓̅ͅr̴̝̲̗͎̙͐̃͒͂͘i̶̧͕̲̮̻̎͗̇̐̕n̴̨̲̝̣̿̓̏̓̚ͅg̸͉̰̠̜̗̔̅̾̏͝ ̴̧̡̹̮͚͗͆̔̓̎n̷̦͚͓̝̊̌͐̍̓ͅe̴͕͓͙̟͐͑̈́̆̅͜ẃ̴̧͉͚̪̺̊̈́͘͝s̶̞̤͙͉̖̊̑̑͐͂,̴̘͕̗͖͙̒͋̓̐̑ ̴̨̰͔̘̰̉̉̓̍̀ẅ̴͇̳̯̠́̎͂̽̇͜a̶̢̡̼͇̟̾͒̈́͗̋ȑ̸̰̥̖͕̩͑̈́̏͆ń̷̛̪̬̰̝̤͛̊̚i̶̞̘̜̳̳̋̂̀̀̇ṋ̸͉͎͇̪̿̊́̕͝g̷̢͙̯͓͂̉̆͋͒͜ ̶̠̬̞̳́͋̏̈́̕ͅy̷͖̭͕̻̬͒̓̓̏͂ó̶̢̧̲̪̼͛̀̌̇ù̶̧͇̦̠̹̈͘͘͝ ̴̧̧̫̰͙͌̏̆͘͠a̸̡̻͚̞̪̍́̓̐́b̸͎͎͖͔͎̌̆͊̓̕o̶̢̨͔̦̤̓̏̒͌̕u̴̢͎̖̱̝͂̃̓̈͝t̶̢̨̜̫͎̉̅̆̄̐ ̴̨̥̳͚͉̆̐̏͘͝y̷̧͍͖̹͙̓̽͊̿͌ô̴̢͔͖̰͙̾́̂̚ủ̶̧̙̙̜͎̋̉̐̎ŗ̴̫̰͚̽̊̽̉̍ͅ ̵͖̘̯͈̲̽̈́͊̊̚f̶͉͓͓̜͇̽̒̊̐͗u̴͎̲̫͕̩͆̒́̎̚t̶̤̤̙̲̹̀̅̀̎̚u̸̟̜͈̙̱̇͛̍͑̑ȑ̸̘̭͔̻̗́̆͋͘ě̴͎͈̦͎̳̈́̎͠͝
ã̡̨̡̢̧̨̧̛̦͇͎̘̼̹̩̥̳͓̝̫̙̻̣̤͔̤̣͈̘͔̜̭͚̥̫̘͎͎̘̘͉͉̫͎̻͍̈́̏͗̎̀͐͋̑̅́͛́̓̊͐̂͐̾̓͌͐̂̋̍̒͐͛̉̈́͒̎̄͗̈̀̆͗͑͌̚͜͜͠͝͠͝͝ͅ y̢̢̡̛̛͔͓̥̺̞͍͕̻̯̣̰̫̦͔̺̳̺̲̪̯̦̰̭̥͙̺͉͓͖̦̥̼̹̘̮͚͇̩̪̬̰̻̝̆̃̓̈̓͌͊͋͂̅̒̅̊̀͛̈́͆̊̌͑̓́͋͌̂̓̈́̍̋͂̑̒̀͌͆̈́͘͘̚͘̚̕͜͝͝͝ͅý̧̧̨̧̡̧̛̛̞͔͍̗͇̠͓͕̹̲̹̟̟͖̝͓͓̪̙̤̘̪̻͎̯͎̬͇͚̻͍̟̲̫̦͈̱̖̣̹̂̀͊̅͗̀̂̑̍͆͋̑̐̎̊̅̎̾̅̅̋̋̈́̋́̾̓̌̂̋͛̑̈́͆̓͋̌̃̕͘͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅ >>680543119
̡̢̛̛̛̗̗̝͕͕͍̠̭̖̘͇̫̯͖̹͚̱͕͉̦̗̠̹͚̟̞̠͕̟̠͇͇̣̗͚̯̯̣̟̭̬̺͉̬͌̈́̍̈̆͐̉̏̔́̓̎̈͑̈́̋̏̉̈̌͐̓̈́̍̍̀̋́͂̓͂̀̏̉̀̋͋̈́͊̿̂͌̈́̕͜ l̡̧̧̧̛̝̻̜̣̪͚̬̮̩̣͉̲̰̪͕͎̳͖̭̳̟̥̤̙̦͖͎͈̫̲̳͉̫̹̦̟͙̘̜̳̩͚̮̃̊̎̏̾̊̓̂̀̋̎̑̈́̉̐̔̑̉̉̎̑́̍̍́̌̇̀̀̋͒͆͂̃̽̆̀̃̀́̋̔̾̕̚̚͝
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>>680542991
c-can i sit on your lap mr.CEO?..
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>>680542991
>bob suddenly runs back in the office and fires at b0S with m1911
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>>680543496
Fuck off, no anime in this office
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OFFICE, WE HAVE A PROBLEM..

I... I

I..
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>>680543164
Get me a BMT from subway and remember I'll need that earnings report by Friday. Maybe if you do a good job, we'll find some money to keep you employed.
>>680542932
Fuck off Ted, fuck your bitch wife too
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>>680541007
>Pulls out M16A4
NOT TODAY YOU TERRORIST!
>Returns Fire
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JENKINS!!!

I'm going to need that report on my desk before lunch! Also, you're coming in on Saturday to finish the Quarterly. Don't be late.

I'm taking the rest of the week off, so Stevenson is going to supervise you.
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Jason I asked for someone from PR I need a translator asap! There's a bunch of people down here at the front desk and no one has a clue what there saying, hurry the fuck up !
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>>680542991
you are fucking fireeeeeedd
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>>680543627
nigga im usin an AK you can do shit
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>>680543587
You mean at the Animoffice?
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>>680537434
I think I got your stapler right here.
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Can whoever keeps taking shit in the printer please wait until AFTER I print off all these fake moot nudes.

Thanks.
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>>680543744
i will stop the attack if this man becomes CEO
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Hey guys, ratings department here. How do I look?
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>>680543744
Trump, we need you to save the company!
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>>680543496
>>680543579
>>680543275
>>680543270
>>680543242
>>680542991
>>680543744

ã̡̨̡̢̧̨̧̛̦͇͎̘̼̹̩̥̳͓̝̫̙̻̣̤͔̤̣͈̘͔̜̭͚̥̫̘͎͎̘̘͉͉̫͎̻͍̈́̏͗̎̀͐͋̑̅́͛́̓̊͐̂͐̾̓͌͐̂̋̍̒͐͛̉̈́͒̎̄͗̈̀̆͗͑͌̚͜͜͠͝͠͝͝ͅy̢̢̡̛̛͔͓̥̺̞͍͕̻̯̣̰̫̦͔̺̳̺̲̪̯̦̰̭̥͙̺͉͓͖̦̥̼̹̘̮͚͇̩̪̬̰̻̝̆̃̓̈̓͌͊͋͂̅̒̅̊̀͛̈́͆̊̌͑̓́͋͌̂̓̈́̍̋͂̑̒̀͌͆̈́͘͘̚͘̚̕͜͝͝͝ͅý̧̧̨̧̡̧̛̛̞͔͍̗͇̠͓͕̹̲̹̟̟͖̝͓͓̪̙̤̘̪̻͎̯͎̬͇͚̻͍̟̲̫̦͈̱̖̣̹̂̀͊̅͗̀̂̑̍͆͋̑̐̎̊̅̎̾̅̅̋̋̈́̋́̾̓̌̂̋͛̑̈́͆̓͋̌̃̕͘͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅ ̡̢̛̛̛̗̗̝͕͕͍̠̭̖̘͇̫̯͖̹͚̱͕͉̦̗̠̹͚̟̞̠͕̟̠͇͇̣̗͚̯̯̣̟̭̬̺͉̬͌̈́̍̈̆͐̉̏̔́̓̎̈͑̈́̋̏̉̈̌͐̓̈́̍̍̀̋́͂̓͂̀̏̉̀̋͋̈́͊̿̂͌̈́̕͜l̡̧̧̧̛̝̻̜̣̪͚̬̮̩̣͉̲̰̪͕͎̳͖̭̳̟̥̤̙̦͖͎͈̫̲̳͉̫̹̦̟͙̘̜̳̩͚̮̃̊̎̏̾̊̓̂̀̋̎̑̈́̉̐̔̑̉̉̎̑́̍̍́̌̇̀̀̋͒͆͂̃̽̆̀̃̀́̋̔̾̕̚̚͝ḿ̢̨̨̡̛̼̟̳̻̬͉̬̭̥̣̠̖͎͓̙̝̘̝͉̱͓̺͖̺̰͉̩̘͖̟̰̯̟̰̘̦̙̘̙̯̪̼͎̉̃̓̐̂͑̀̂̋̈́͒̑̽̓̏̊̀̎͑͆̃͂̎̎̓̒̀͑̿̿̆͑̓̉̆̃͗͐̍̇̄̑̌̎͠͠ͅá̡̨̡̨̡̘̣͎͚̫͉͙͎͉̲̜͎̪̪̩̭̲͉͉͙͍̼̤̖̭̼̝̤͔̹̗̮̠̟̟̼̻̱͙̪̮̊̓͆̓́͆̃̍̒̃̎͋̽̂̿̀͊͐̄͒͛̽̿͊́̈́͂̾̐̄̆̇̈́̽͂͐̌͗̉̈́͊̍̓̿́̚̕͜ͅơ̧̢̢̡̳̫̝͎̝̹̦͔̱̞̝̜̼͚͔̥̬̻͈̼̩͇̮̖̻̪̺̮̪̤̰̬͙̫̬̪̺͍͔̥͔̈̋̈́̈́̑̊̇́͆̇̓̈́̐̂̀̀̾̄̀̏̄͐̉͐̅́͐͐̍̄̒̃̆̎̄̚͘͘̕͘̕͜͠͝͠͝͠ͅ
Silly humans. I am actually a space nigger.
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m̶̨̡̜͍̈́̉̑̐̄ͅo̴͉̠̩͚̔͊̋̈́͘ͅr̶̙̬͈͇̃́͌̑͘ͅẹ̷̡̖͇͌̀̂͒͘ͅ ̸̛̼̻͚̼̅̓̔̾ͅs̴̡̧̬̯̘̒̌͝͠͝p̶̢̰͓̩͛̿̌̈́̎ͅä̵͚͉̱͕́̔͆̔̽͜ĉ̵͔̟̥̯̭̔̅̂͘e̷̩̯̠̱̪̒̎̆̓̕ ̵̺̘̯̦̹́͂͐̓͌ņ̵͎̮̫͕̒̇́͛͠i̸̞̝̲̯͍̎̉́̍̀ǧ̶͉̝͚̙̫́̂̇͝g̶̰̣͈͐̂͂͜͠͝ͅe̸̛̳̻̙̤͍̎̏̋̈́r̷͖̼̣̯͍̓̆͒̉͘s̷̡̯̠̩̬̅͌̎̚͘ ̶̢̡̢̟̰̇́̽̚͘a̷̡͍̰̟̣͑͛̎͗̎r̶̭̪͉̞͖̈́͒͆͂͠ë̵̪̗̱̺͈́̀͗͂̚ ̶̩̲̹̫̱͛͂̔̀̿c̴̤̥̰͚͍̐͒̌́͝ò̵̪͖̭̬̖͂̈̀͐ṁ̴̨̧̢̥̬͛̏̚͝i̶̠̗͓͍̰̽̓̽̒̕ǹ̶̹̫̝̹͙̇̐́͘g̵͖̜̹̖͖̈̂̋̈̈́ ̶̮̩̲̲̹̾͋̈́̚͝t̷̛͉̰̲̖̤̉̓̔̓h̸̩̪̰̟̼̊̓̀̊̇i̶͙̗̫͎̹̓͊̿̇̚s̷̩̼̠̤̟̽͑͐̾̎ ̶̡̤͕̣͚͐̀̔͒̌w̸̤͎͕̖̰̃͊̔̂͊á̷̧̗̹͙̥͆͒́̉y̷͍̹̺̺̎͗́̊͘ͅ.̸̅̈̑͠͝.
W̷̤͈̗̮͍͆͌́͘͝e̷̲̥̮̬͍̊̃̓̏̕ ̶̨̺̰̫̣̒̊̒̂͝d̶̢̧̯̹̬̐̓͋͠͝e̵̛̺̥̻̻̰͑̓̉̀ṃ̴͕͚͚̳̇̂̌͆̾ą̸̰̠̳̮͊͌̇̂͒ṋ̵̻̣̭͖̂̿̄̿̃ḓ̷̨̨͇̉͗̉͛͘͜ ̷̪͍͈͙̺͆͗̐̔̕a̵̪̱̣̘͍̋͆̈́̓͘ ̶̗̼͍͔̳͊̉̐̂͗s̴̡̪̯̹͆̐̈͑̒͜a̴̘̝̝͕̾́̍̽͂͜c̶̫͚͉̰͕̽͐́̈́̌r̶̠̪̦̲̅͛́̅͂ͅi̴͓̜̱̮̦̅̅̊̽͐f̸͙̺̜̲̦̄͗͋̌̃i̸̻͉̮̤̓͑͛̐͠ͅc̴̡̢͍͓̟̈́͆́̋͑e̶̗͇͈̦̖͑̅̓̋͠
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>>680543275
Traps and faggots are in the basement along with the swingline staplers
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>>680543896
Eww
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>>680543579
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT BOB WE JUST GOT A NEW CEO!
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>>680543597
What is it anon and make it quick I've got a 2:30 meeting and it's already 2:15 !
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I locked the gigganigga in the closet, and it's not going to hold up much longer...
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>>680543627
Terrorist gets hit in the dick, and mohammad slides out of his ass, enranged.
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You're all required to be present on a conference call with the regional reps after lunch. THAT MEANS YOU TOO, TED
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>>680543968
>>680544008
This
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>>680544048
Cruz is a busy man, don't bully him
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Hi, I am your new secretary, dictation time?
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>>680544048
TED Reporting for duty!!
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Some asshole intern locked me in the closet, how may I be of assistance?
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>>680543898

i am a baby space nigger. please tech me how to talk alien, like you.
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>>680544189
>shoots
DEATH TO THE WHORE INFIDEL
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ã̡̨̡̢̧̨̧̛̦͇͎̘̼̹̩̥̳͓̝̫̙̻̣̤͔̤̣͈̘͔̜̭͚̥̫̘͎͎̘̘͉͉̫͎̻͍̈́̏͗̎̀͐͋̑̅́͛́̓̊͐̂͐̾̓͌͐̂̋̍̒͐͛̉̈́͒̎̄͗̈̀̆͗͑͌̚͜͜͠͝͠͝͝ͅy̢̢̡̛̛͔͓̥̺̞͍͕̻̯̣̰̫̦͔̺̳̺̲̪̯̦̰̭̥͙̺͉͓͖̦̥̼̹̘̮͚͇̩̪̬̰̻̝̆̃̓̈̓͌͊͋͂̅̒̅̊̀͛̈́͆̊̌͑̓́͋͌̂̓̈́̍̋͂̑̒̀͌͆̈́͘͘̚͘̚̕͜͝͝͝ͅý̧̧̨̧̡̧̛̛̞͔͍̗͇̠͓͕̹̲̹̟̟͖̝͓͓̪̙̤̘̪̻͎̯͎̬͇͚̻͍̟̲̫̦͈̱̖̣̹̂̀͊̅͗̀̂̑̍͆͋̑̐̎̊̅̎̾̅̅̋̋̈́̋́̾̓̌̂̋͛̑̈́͆̓͋̌̃̕͘͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅ ̡̢̛̛̛̗̗̝͕͕͍̠̭̖̘͇̫̯͖̹͚̱͕͉̦̗̠̹͚̟̞̠͕̟̠͇͇̣̗͚̯̯̣̟̭̬̺͉̬͌̈́̍̈̆͐̉̏̔́̓̎̈͑̈́̋̏̉̈̌͐̓̈́̍̍̀̋́͂̓͂̀̏̉̀̋͋̈́͊̿̂͌̈́̕͜l̡̧̧̧̛̝̻̜̣̪͚̬̮̩̣͉̲̰̪͕͎̳͖̭̳̟̥̤̙̦͖͎͈̫̲̳͉̫̹̦̟͙̘̜̳̩͚̮̃̊̎̏̾̊̓̂̀̋̎̑̈́̉̐̔̑̉̉̎̑́̍̍́̌̇̀̀̋͒͆͂̃̽̆̀̃̀́̋̔̾̕̚̚͝ḿ̢̨̨̡̛̼̟̳̻̬͉̬̭̥̣̠̖͎͓̙̝̘̝͉̱͓̺͖̺̰͉̩̘͖̟̰̯̟̰̘̦̙̘̙̯̪̼͎̉̃̓̐̂͑̀̂̋̈́͒̑̽̓̏̊̀̎͑͆̃͂̎̎̓̒̀͑̿̿̆͑̓̉̆̃͗͐̍̇̄̑̌̎͠͠ͅá̡̨̡̨̡̘̣͎͚̫͉͙͎͉̲̜͎̪̪̩̭̲͉͉͙͍̼̤̖̭̼̝̤͔̹̗̮̠̟̟̼̻̱͙̪̮̊̓͆̓́͆̃̍̒̃̎͋̽̂̿̀͊͐̄͒͛̽̿͊́̈́͂̾̐̄̆̇̈́̽͂͐̌͗̉̈́͊̍̓̿́̚̕͜ͅơ̧̢̢̡̳̫̝͎̝̹̦͔̱̞̝̜̼͚͔̥̬̻͈̼̩͇̮̖̻̪̺̮̪̤̰̬͙̫̬̪̺͍͔̥͔̈̋̈́̈́̑̊̇́͆̇̓̈́̐̂̀̀̾̄̀̏̄͐̉͐̅́͐͐̍̄̒̃̆̎̄̚͘͘̕͘̕͜͠͝͠͝͠ͅã̡̨̡̢̧̨̧̛̦͇͎̘̼̹̩̥̳͓̝̫̙̻̣̤͔̤̣͈̘͔̜̭͚̥̫̘͎͎̘̘͉͉̫͎̻͍̈́̏͗̎̀͐͋̑̅́͛́̓̊͐̂͐̾̓͌͐̂̋̍̒͐͛̉̈́͒̎̄͗̈̀̆͗͑͌̚͜͜͠͝͠͝͝ͅ
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>"hi anon, did you have something you wanted to ask me?"
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Pamela here, friendly reminder that the green tupperware containers in the fridge are mine! Seems like some of you get mixed up and take mine sometimes, ha ha.
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i am the new CEO of the company
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>>680544245
I have the code... but only if I can sit on your lap for 15 min.
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>>680544298
>ã̡̨̡̢̧̨̧̛̦͇͎̘̼̹̩̥̳͓̝̫̙̻̣̤͔̤̣͈̘͔̜̭͚̥̫̘͎͎̘̘͉͉̫͎̻͍̈́̏͗̎̀͐͋̑̅́͛́̓̊͐̂͐̾̓͌͐̂̋̍̒͐͛̉̈́͒̎̄͗̈̀̆͗͑͌̚͜͜͠͝͠͝͝ͅy̢̢̡̛̛͔͓̥̺̞͍͕̻̯̣̰̫̦͔̺̳̺̲̪̯̦̰̭̥͙̺͉͓͖̦̥̼̹̘̮͚͇̩̪̬̰̻̝̆̃̓̈̓͌͊͋͂̅̒̅̊̀͛̈́͆̊̌͑̓́͋͌̂̓̈́̍̋͂̑̒̀͌͆̈́͘͘̚͘̚̕͜͝͝͝ͅý̧̧̨̧̡̧̛̛̞͔͍̗͇̠͓͕̹̲̹̟̟͖̝͓͓̪̙̤̘̪̻͎̯͎̬͇͚̻͍̟̲̫̦͈̱̖̣̹̂̀͊̅͗̀̂̑̍͆͋̑̐̎̊̅̎̾̅̅̋̋̈́̋́̾̓̌̂̋͛̑̈́͆̓͋̌̃̕͘͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅ ̡̢̛̛̛̗̗̝͕͕͍̠̭̖̘͇̫̯͖̹͚̱͕͉̦̗̠̹͚̟̞̠͕̟̠͇͇̣̗͚̯̯̣̟̭̬̺͉̬͌̈́̍̈̆͐̉̏̔́̓̎̈͑̈́̋̏̉̈̌͐̓̈́̍̍̀̋́͂̓͂̀̏̉̀̋͋̈́͊̿̂͌̈́̕͜l̡̧̧̧̛̝̻̜̣̪͚̬̮̩̣͉̲̰̪͕͎̳͖̭̳̟̥̤̙̦͖͎͈̫̲̳͉̫̹̦̟͙̘̜̳̩͚̮̃̊̎̏̾̊̓̂̀̋̎̑̈́̉̐̔̑̉̉̎̑́̍̍́̌̇̀̀̋͒͆͂̃̽̆̀̃̀́̋̔̾̕̚̚͝ḿ̢̨̨̡̛̼̟̳̻̬͉̬̭̥̣̠̖͎͓̙̝̘̝͉̱͓̺͖̺̰͉̩̘͖̟̰̯̟̰̘̦̙̘̙̯̪̼͎̉̃̓̐̂͑̀̂̋̈́͒̑̽̓̏̊̀̎͑͆̃͂̎̎̓̒̀͑̿̿̆͑̓̉̆̃͗͐̍̇̄̑̌̎͠͠ͅá̡̨̡̨̡̘̣͎͚̫͉͙͎͉̲̜͎̪̪̩̭̲͉͉͙͍̼̤̖̭̼̝̤͔̹̗̮̠̟̟̼̻̱͙̪̮̊̓͆̓́͆̃̍̒̃̎͋̽̂̿̀͊͐̄͒͛̽̿͊́̈́͂̾̐̄̆̇̈́̽͂͐̌͗̉̈́͊̍̓̿́̚̕͜ͅơ̧̢̢̡̳̫̝͎̝̹̦͔̱̞̝̜̼͚͔̥̬̻͈̼̩͇̮̖̻̪̺̮̪̤̰̬͙̫̬̪̺͍͔̥͔̈̋̈́̈́̑̊̇́͆̇̓̈́̐̂̀̀̾̄̀̏̄͐̉͐̅́͐͐̍̄̒̃̆̎̄̚͘͘̕͘̕͜͠͝͠͝͠ͅã̡̨̡̢̧̨̧̛̦͇͎̘̼̹̩̥̳͓̝̫̙̻̣̤͔̤̣͈̘͔̜̭͚̥̫̘͎͎̘̘͉͉̫͎̻͍̈́̏͗̎̀͐͋̑̅́͛́̓̊͐̂͐̾̓͌͐̂̋̍̒͐͛̉̈́͒̎̄͗̈̀̆͗͑͌̚͜͜͠͝͠͝͝ͅ
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can i? please?
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i am
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>>680544245
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>680543579
You're fired.
>bob has taken ceo position
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>>680544414
are you Donald Trump?
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>>680544097
*sigh* you know our policy, you put a gigganigga in the closest he becomes 100% your responsibility, we can't be held liable for any gigganiggaring that happens in the office, I'm sorry anon your on your own!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTLZjhHIEdw
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>>680543225
This is the part ^ where you reply, you actual scrubs, don't make me have to get out dem redundancies
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>>680544381
Shut up Pamela and go bring me a coffee!
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>>680538872
You're fired
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>>680544433
Are you ready to be anally devastated?
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>>680544245
>>680544522
Kakarot, let me show you how it's done
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Pam again, just wanted to touch base on a few projects we've been working on lately.
So the gender neutral bathrooms will be installed over the next week. It's so important that we at /b/ corp stress synergy and collective leadership among all our employees.
It is for that reason that we will be diversifying the workplace to include a totally equal percentage of races and ethnicities.
Yes, some of you privileged ones will have to be let go - I'm sure you won't have trouble bouncing back :)
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>>680544769
All employees are now granted equal control over the company and any decision made by management are to be voted over by workforce.

Worker's control over the means of production have now been realized. Hail Lenin!
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>>680544834
....
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>>680537434
I am gonna need a few days off.
Preparing for some hate crimes
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>>680544814
I don't work here but yes please!!
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>>680544919
We only hire male and females. The room you are talking about is my office.
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>>680540305
the shackles aren't even screwed in....
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>>680544189
Now u have started off on the right dress code foot baby but heres a few rules for the office here.
1)your ass will be uncovered at all times
2)your breasts will be pumped on a 24/7 basis for the freAks in the basement but also cream for everyones coffee
3)you will pole dance every hour
4)you have to give bjs on demand,at any time
5)you will be paid by manuel in payroll hes from mexico
Thats it!sign this waiver and infectious disease waiver.....
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>sends email to office employees
from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
All employees, a meeting has been adjourned in 2 hours. Please be prepared.
~ Carl V.
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>>680544834
It's okay guys, I'm over it already.
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>>680544919
As a demisexual non binary trigender demiboy, I find it exceptionally oppressive that you haven't included a bathroom for intersex people like me.
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>>680538872
^^ I am you idiots. You're both FIRED!
>>680543863
>>680543878
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>>680544919
The new fountains have been installed
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>>680544982
Additionally, all position in management are up for re-election every year, and everyone is an eligible candidate.

Further, no one can be a manager for more than 5 consecutive years. Each period must include a 5 year quarantine where that person does not have any authority over others.
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>>680544245
>office fills with rolling noises
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hey somebody ask for 3 XL pepperoni pizza ?
it will be $36.56 plus tip
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>bob quickly locks the ceo office door so trump can't steal the position
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>>680544381
Sorry bout that and i fapped on ur dress earlier,my badsies.
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>>680544298
Yeah, I want you to die.

>unload 60 bagillion rounds into her stacy ass.
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>>680545113
Hack frauds
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*this is a friendly remember to all employees that the office will be shutting in 10 minutes, please finish what you are doing and head for the exits, our cleaners will be here shortly and to make their life more simple, we prefer that you put away any valuable documents from your desk to your door, and have a good evening*
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>>680545308
ca I tip my ass... and bent over?
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>>680544381
>I shit in her tupperware.
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>>680539361
clearly this is R&D
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>>680545308
NO NIGS ALLOWED, GET OUT
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Right that's it, you're all fucking laid off
Cunts
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>bob goes over loudspeaker
All employees, the office will be holding a 10 minute meeting before the office closes, as for our monthly performance check.
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>>680545308
Hey guys, I just won a hockey bet! Pizza's on me.

>Hands over four 20s.

Keep the change, man!
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Pam again :)
I think we need to establish a safe space in the office for oppressed individuals to escape from time to time. Also, they will be paid for this time as the safe space is a consequence of a disparaging environment. We will also be beginning mandatory sensitivity training for all male employees in the coming weeks, to help them be better co leaders at /b/corp.
>>680545172
I'm so sorry, what was I thinking? Right away.
>>680545267
Wonderful! Now POCs can get their water without interference by institutional racism.

>>680543744
Who let this BIGOT into the office? He has no right to be here. If you need me, I'll be in the safe space.
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If my math is correct, we are 2 weeks from declaring bankruptcy, over $1 million is unaccounted for, where did all of our missing funds go?
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>>680545756
They went to your new dresses and all that cocaine, baby
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>>680542259
any word on mt complimentary soda and 11 y/o?
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>>680544919
Pam next time might want to hire security before making such announcements
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>>680545756
Pizza
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>>680541143
>Underrated post
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>>680545905
Hm, you've still not got yours? I'll check with Barbara down in logistics.
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>meeting is now in session
>loudspeaker
ALL EMPLOYEES TO THE MEETING ROOM FOR OUR PERFORMANCE MEETING.
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Look at this blacksmith
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>>680544245
You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now is singles.
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>>680545752
Sorry, I shit in your safe space.
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>>680545734
thanks bro also tell this>>680545601 cuck im gonna fuck his lovely wife
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ã̡̨̡̢̧̨̧̛̦͇͎̘̼̹̩̥̳͓̝̫̙̻̣̤͔̤̣͈̘͔̜̭͚̥̫̘͎͎̘̘͉͉̫͎̻͍̈́̏͗̎̀͐͋̑̅́͛́̓̊͐̂͐̾̓͌͐̂̋̍̒͐͛̉̈́͒̎̄͗̈̀̆͗͑͌̚͜͜͠͝͠͝͝ͅy̢̢̡̛̛͔͓̥̺̞͍͕̻̯̣̰̫̦͔̺̳̺̲̪̯̦̰̭̥͙̺͉͓͖̦̥̼̹̘̮͚͇̩̪̬̰̻̝̆̃̓̈̓͌͊͋͂̅̒̅̊̀͛̈́͆̊̌͑̓́͋͌̂̓̈́̍̋͂̑̒̀͌͆̈́͘͘̚͘̚̕͜͝͝͝ͅý̧̧̨̧̡̧̛̛̞͔͍̗͇̠͓͕̹̲̹̟̟͖̝͓͓̪̙̤̘̪̻͎̯͎̬͇͚̻͍̟̲̫̦͈̱̖̣̹̂̀͊̅͗̀̂̑̍͆͋̑̐̎̊̅̎̾̅̅̋̋̈́̋́̾̓̌̂̋͛̑̈́͆̓͋̌̃̕͘͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅ ̡̢̛̛̛̗̗̝͕͕͍̠̭̖̘͇̫̯͖̹͚̱͕͉̦̗̠̹͚̟̞̠͕̟̠͇͇̣̗͚̯̯̣̟̭̬̺͉̬͌̈́̍̈̆͐̉̏̔́̓̎̈͑̈́̋̏̉̈̌͐̓̈́̍̍̀̋́͂̓͂̀̏̉̀̋͋̈́͊̿̂͌̈́̕͜l̡̧̧̧̛̝̻̜̣̪͚̬̮̩̣͉̲̰̪͕͎̳͖̭̳̟̥̤̙̦͖͎͈̫̲̳͉̫̹̦̟͙̘̜̳̩͚̮̃̊̎̏̾̊̓̂̀̋̎̑̈́̉̐̔̑̉̉̎̑́̍̍́̌̇̀̀̋͒͆͂̃̽̆̀̃̀́̋̔̾̕̚̚͝ḿ̢̨̨̡̛̼̟̳̻̬͉̬̭̥̣̠̖͎͓̙̝̘̝͉̱͓̺͖̺̰͉̩̘͖̟̰̯̟̰̘̦̙̘̙̯̪̼͎̉̃̓̐̂͑̀̂̋̈́͒̑̽̓̏̊̀̎͑͆̃͂̎̎̓̒̀͑̿̿̆͑̓̉̆̃͗͐̍̇̄̑̌̎͠͠ͅá̡̨̡̨̡̘̣͎͚̫͉͙͎͉̲̜͎̪̪̩̭̲͉͉͙͍̼̤̖̭̼̝̤͔̹̗̮̠̟̟̼̻̱͙̪̮̊̓͆̓́͆̃̍̒̃̎͋̽̂̿̀͊͐̄͒͛̽̿͊́̈́͂̾̐̄̆̇̈́̽͂͐̌͗̉̈́͊̍̓̿́̚̕͜ͅơ̧̢̢̡̳̫̝͎̝̹̦͔̱̞̝̜̼͚͔̥̬̻͈̼̩͇̮̖̻̪̺̮̪̤̰̬͙̫̬̪̺͍͔̥͔̈̋̈́̈́̑̊̇́͆̇̓̈́̐̂̀̀̾̄̀̏̄͐̉͐̅́͐͐̍̄̒̃̆̎̄̚͘͘̕͘̕͜͠͝͠͝͠ͅã̡̨̡̢̧̨̧̛̦͇͎̘̼̹̩̥̳͓̝̫̙̻̣̤͔̤̣͈̘͔̜̭͚̥̫̘͎͎̘̘͉͉̫͎̻͍̈́̏͗̎̀͐͋̑̅́͛́̓̊͐̂͐̾̓͌͐̂̋̍̒͐͛̉̈́͒̎̄͗̈̀̆͗͑͌̚͜͜͠͝͠͝͝ͅ
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>>680545924
That's a lot of pepperoni...I am going to the police
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Looks like the "guns aren't allowed sign" isn't working like its suppose to. There's three armed assailants heading through the lobby.
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>>680539553
Topkek
Here you go sir, I tried...
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>>680546039
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>>680545756
Hookers and blow.
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>emergency alarm goes off
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>>680538941
Gary Yurgarin
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The /b/ towers
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>>680546053
These are doubles.
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>>680545308
Punches mein pizza neggar in the face and steals pizza.
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>>680546196
No point, I made a $100 000 bribe in donuts to the local police department aswell
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which one of you cunts put my keys in the microwave again?
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>>680539553
well, we need dubs to report on first, sir.
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Holy shit they killed Gary the fucking janitor. That fucker still owed me 100 from poker night last Saturday.
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>>680546196
you are not goin to enywhere sweetheart...yu know i like more than pepperonios?
THE CP my dear.....
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>>680546247
I am on it
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>>680539762
semen
just semen
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>4:45PM
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Attention employees we have reports of a stolen trips, anybody with any information please report back to sandra at the front desk
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>>680540035
>12
are you blind?
a twelve yearold couldn't grow a beard like this!
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>>680545756
Porn subscriptions at beastlove.com
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>>680541808
>touching a nigger without gloves
ucrazzy officer ?
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>>680537434

I don't want to work here, can I reroll?
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It's pamela :)
There's been some discussion recently about the addition of intersex bathrooms. In the interest of equal access, a human right, we are installing several new bathroom types to best accomodate all employees.
They are:
>gender neutral
>female safe bathroom
>intersex safe bathroom
>transgender, m2f and f2m safe bathrooms
All bathrooms are still gender neutral except those marked as a safe space. Thank you for your compliance!
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Now my eternal virginity is secured.
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Hey Folks! George in marketing here.
We're going to need volunteers to cock flash the Reddit girls on Friday.
Any one interested?
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Armed assailants are on the 4th floor I repeat they're on the 4th floor. Fucking towel heads.
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>>680546841
fuck off pam trump never aprove this
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Guys, the newfags department has a problem. They can't triforce.
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Where are my sheckles?!
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Didn't I fire you all?. OUT. OUT. OUT!
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So this is how people from /b/ with no lives make themselves feel like they achieved something in their life kek
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>>680546854
NOT WHEN I'M ERECT
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Evidence suggesting isis is in the building!
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