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Fluffy Abuse Thread
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>>680531094
how long before egor alexev ends up on the news for killing a bunch of people?
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>>680531411
It's probably a fake name. Not even a crazy person would put their real name on this psycho shit. Speaking of, I'm out.
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>>680531411
Any day now...
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>>680531585
No fucking shit reatard
God damne
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>>680531585
You came in just to say you were getting out?
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>>680531740
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>>680530965
I don't get it. Do you niggers fucking fap over this shit or something?
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>>680531875
What do you fap too?
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You perturbated fucktards...
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>>680531875
Fluffy threads are a mix of cuteness, guro, and MLP mixed with quite a bit of lore.
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>>680532077
Yeah but I don't get it, why don't you just go get a pet
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>>680531875
No, it's just incredibly enjoyable watching these things get mutilated and murdered in the most horrific ways for some odd reason. Although I don't think I'm a sadist, I always feel like I want to hurt cute things.
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>>680532173
Why dont you buy a nigger and fuck it every night?
Dont get it,gtfo of the thread,you're already in here,your curiousity is peaked you're interested in it
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>>680532077
That's all well and good but that still doesn't answer my question. What do you get out of it? I don't understand why you would do this
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>>680532173
They will fuck it, or put it in the oven or smth
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>>680532173
Show me a sapient pet that can talk to me, has boundless energy and affection and cannot function in the wild and I would do that.
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You know you people who enjoy this shit are weirder than people who enjoy MLP, right?
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>>680532214
This makes sense, but you're fucked in the head. Thank you.
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>>680532279
The two are completely different things, I just don't get how you can find anything remotely interesting about drawings of fluffy toys with autistic writing
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Can someone explain to an open-minded person how this is appealing to you?

Are you the same type of people that jerk off to crush porn?
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>>680532401
A dog?
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>>680532401
A dog, a cat, your mum
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>>680532461
And who says we want your approval?
Go back to your trap thread and show your feminie penis to get rated
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>>680532302
Nothing besides fascination at watching the creatures interact with the world at large, in both good and bad way. They really aren't cut out for it, they were released in an incomplete state and can't function in the wild at all.
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>>680532613
>>680532652
Dont speak english or any other language
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>>680532613
A dog can speak English?
A dog cannot function in the wild?

What breed are you buying anon?
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Wtf is this degeneracy
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>>680532435
You're on 4chan/b/
you have nothing to judge
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>>680530965
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>>680532783
A parrot?
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>>680532607
Watching shit die in brutal ways is cathartic,same way you go to gore and rekt threads.2d depeictions dont have lifes they are paper
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>>680532980
Parrot isnt sentient,it is mearly repeating
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>>680532980
Closer, but not there yet. Most parrots can imitate human sounds, but very few actually understand enough English to communicate. Also they can get along just fine in the wild.
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>>680533180
I don't think you know what sentience and sapience are.
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>>680532406
Go fuck yourself.
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>>680533265
>Sentience is the capacity to feel, perceive, or experience subjectively
A parrot does not have emotions,they do not percieve the world around the, they just exist

>Code Word: Perceive

Sapience is irreleevent,animals do not have wisdom.
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>>680532959
>cancer of /b/
>implying these things didn't help say /b/ from mlp.
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man, what an ABUSE THREAD
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>>680533762
I laffed
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>>680533966
lol, going to have to force that fluffy into that sorry box
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>>680532959
and you're not?
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>>680530965
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>>680531685
what?
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>>680532959
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>>680533607
>a parrot does not have emotions
Even fucking flies have emotions. Why would parrots not have any?
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>>680534459
annnnnnnnnd

We're back
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>>680532214
>Although I don't think I'm a sadist, I always feel like I want to hurt cute things
You can think what you want, anon, but...
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>>680533611
>implying you don't check your spleling before you post.
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>>680534382
I keep seeing bits and pieces of this, does anyone have the whole thing?
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ADVENTURE TIME! come on grab your friends

1st to reply decides next move

play as a human or a fluffy ?
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Nope. Fuck that hugbox shit.
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>>680531259
Join the club
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>>680533564
>xD
xD
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>>680534936
fluffy
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>>680534669
Show is a fly that cries
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>>680534262
cont?
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Here we go.
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>>680534395
/b/ is cancer cant you get that through your think skull?
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>>680535016
Just because they feel emotions differently from us doesn't mean they don't feel any. Even if it's just survival instinct, that still counts. Don't be so solipsistic.
Also work on your english.
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>>680535000
mare or smartie?
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anyone got the comic of the two fluffies giving a blowjob to his dad?
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>>680534906
Never really understood this one - is one of them called tooth paste?
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>>680535292
Smart one
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So cute and warm.
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>>680535292
smarty
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>>680535237
So you cant prove it,but you still think you're right?
Whens the last time you talked to a fly?
Was it happy or sad about dying soon?
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What a family.
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>>680535394
Ftfy
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Holy shit this thread is some hardcore hugbox
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2/5
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These things are realistically possible, as using viruses to insert or activate/deactivate genes has been used to make bioluminescent rabbits with a jellyfish gene. Defect the genes that make the hooves of a tiny pigmy pony softer, like the padding on a dogs foot. By adding to their diet and making them omnivores so they can eat sketties would still make them shit rats, because it would be inefficient. Modify the genes on brain development to increase the size of the thinking, language, and coprehensive parts of the brain. Find a way to deform the vocal chords to be closer to humans, and they could learn to speak. Problems I can't work out are wings or head horns and how instincts work. They're pre wired, so in theory, you could have their brain develop with those nueral pathways that make language be there at birth. Thoughts?
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>>680535425
you are a housed smartie , orange in colour. you have spent all your life housed as a foal in the suburbs , you where adopted before they realized you where such a cunt, now they only keep you for their daughters sake but the parents despise you.

choose a quest
>take vengence on the mean dummeh hoomans
> escape the mean dummeh hoomens
>other (whatever you want im just winging this shit anyways )
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>>680535824
Yeah - its nice to that not everyone on /b/ is a depressed horny psychopath.
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>>680535394
That's over 99.5% of all threads now. Someone check my math?
well time for leddit xD xD *cringey cooly* 5chan cancr!! im oldfeg xD
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>>680535907
No animal has the needed brain structurer to talk,none of them have the lobe required for higher intelligence
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>>680535907
Fluffies are preprogrammed at birth with language, one of the staples of canon is that all scientists and documentation regarding them was destroyed during the terrorist attack that released them. As a result absolutely nobody knows how their genes work.
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>>680534395
Agreed, hugbox shit is cancer
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>>680535824
We can change that?
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>>680535630
What does language have to do with emotion? Someone who took a bang to the head and can't process language anymore can usually still feel emotion. They're not mutually inclusive.
Also, if you wan't proof so badly:
http://m.caltech.edu/news/do-fruit-flies-have-emotions-46769
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3083372/Fruit-flies-feelings-Experiment-suggests-insects-afraid-shadows.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/flies-experience-emotions-like-fear-and-might-offer-insight-into-how-the-brain-makes-feelings-10253201.html
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>>680536116
I, for one, am only depressed and horny. Not a psychopath.
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>>680536214
Hence the fact that they are genetically engineered artificial creatures
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>>680535398
Was it that hard to figure out?
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>>680536277
You keep making claims and then go against them.
>bang to thge head
No shit its a FUCKING >>>>>>HUMAN<<<<<<
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SMOKY WAWA! !
SMOKY WAWA! !
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>>680536086
Gib dummeh hoomans wowsest owwies
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>>680534988
The thing is, the abuse stuff gets stale after a while. The hugbox stuff is like a palate cleanser in a way. It's -way- more satisfying to see a happy fluffy torn from it's comfort zone and subjected to abuse, and the hugbox shit makes that easier to imagine.
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>>680536526
FIRE IN YOUR ASS!!!
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>>680536512
And how is science to know what to do?
Since no other animal in the world,can talk,they have nothing to work on then humans.Which they cant replicate,or we would have clones
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>>680533013
That's most of these pony posting degenerates
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>>680533208
this is the gayest fluffy thread ive ever seen
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>>680536680
Fluffies are in a fictional universe
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This one never gets old. Chews the tail off just in time... For nothing.
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>>680536627
um no
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>>680536817
And you were talking about how they can become real.
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>>680536524
Dogs can feel lonely when not paid attention to. Bears can feel anger when you take their baby from them. Parrots can feel happy when they are given a cookie. Flies can feel fear when a flyswatter misses them by an inch.
Animals can feel emotions. Animals can consciously think and feel, even if it's not on the same level of self-awareness as a human. Why is this such a big jump for you? Most likely autism.
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>>680533481
Why is it a klansmen?
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>>680536986
He's saying it's theoretically possible. Maybe not yet feasible given current technology, but it's definitely conceivable.
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>>680537154
This, it's theoretically possible but we would need a far greater understanding of genetics. Getting from where we are now to fluffy pony level is like going from WW2 V2 rockets to the moon landing. It's doable in theory, but a lot more work needs to be done.
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>>680536618
you wait for the daddeh hooman to come home, as he gets in the door you stand in front of him puffing up your cheeks and pushing out your chest
"Big dummeh , me wan sketties an special fwend, gib dem to fwuffy or get biggest owwies!" you bark at him as he looks down at you and sulks
"Its ever fucking day with you. I come in and you just sit there giving me that stupid retarded look. fuck. off"
he kicks off his shoes into the coat room and walks right past you. As he does, you try to hoof at his feet but are to week for it to even hurt
hooman isnt skawed by your threats or huwties

suggestions

>run for it whilst the doors open
>fuck with his shoes
>other (do whatever you want, im not a cop)
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>>680535907
Fluffys exsistance was only for profit, and they never did work out the kinks in there minds. To create any living thing in the world that would even be close to that of a fluffy would be a huge mistake, given the history of the fluffy kind.
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>>680537379
the whole point is that its fictional. most people aren't pscyopaths who want to torture live animals. but its just so satisfying in drawn form. like popping a big zit, gross but fulfilling for some unknown reason
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>>680535394
Fluffies aren't on there. Are you trying to say you approve of us?
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>>680533813
You don't have to be an abuser all the time. Just when they fuck up. Which will happen. Kek
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>>680537477
sowwie poopies
need too show dummeh hoomin hoo am smawtie awound hewe
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>>680535536
The tears keep this dish from drying out in the oven.
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>>680537629
Rest assured, if we ever create a sapient animal like a fluffy the background checks involved in buying one will make obtaining a semiautomatic weapon look like purchasing a beer.
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>>680537714
on him or the shoes ?
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>>680537962
On de dummeh daddeh feeties
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>>680537948
Eh. If we make an animal it'd be ALOT better than Fluffies.
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>>680536214
That's why you insert a gene to promote brain growth in areas needed for such things. Behavior is something we still don't understand, they'd have to need affection to be a good pet, like cats, dogs, humans, many mammals, really, emotional health requires interaction with other animals. Appearance wise, it could be done today.
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>>680533762
underrated post
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>>680534998
One off.

Also. Damn dude. That's dark.
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>>680538202
Not by much, the creature would still be second smartest animal in the world but it has to be stupid enough to take orders, never rebel, and have unending affection. Depending on who designed it, it might unable to exist in the wild either if it got loose.
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>>680537020
Who cares about fucking insects though? Like are you really gonna defend Botflies, Brown Recluses, Camal Spiders? Cause they ain't gonna appreciate you for it.
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>>680531259
How would you theoretically deal with Fluffy depression? I bet that like with human depression playing with them a lot wouldn't help much. It just wouldn't satisfy them anymore, I don't think.
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>>680538522
Dolphins and Elephants already have those titles. Speech doesn't necessarily need to have intellect with it ya feel.
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>>680538149
you stomp into the coat room , cheeks still puffed. you prop your ass over one shoe opening and drop a heavy wet shit inside.You mount the other shoe and spray it with piss.

you peer round the corner into the living room"dummeh feeties got sowwy poopies !" you shout at him . He turns from the TV , "what the fuck did you just say?"

he looks really mad and you start to feel skawed .

>Run for it
>keep up fronting that you're not afraid
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>>680536680
Higher apes have been proven to understand language, they just lack the vocal chord complexity of humans. There is a part of the brain in most animals for communication. How do frogs know what species is theirs when they call for a mate? The part of the brain recognizes calls from its own species among the cacophony of songs in the rainforest.
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>>680538599
Give them cocaine. When in doubt. Cocaine
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>>680538893
Keep fronting. I love when they don't fuckin get the hint kek
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whats the deal with these things and spaghetti ?
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>>680538547
Quote the place where I said I cared about them. Remind me of the part where I said they shouldn't be harmed.
I don't actually give a shit about insects. They're insects. Their feelings can go suck a dick. But to deny the fact that they have feelings at all is just stupid shit, and it's something people tell themselves so they won't feel bad about washing that spider down the drain.
Also, just because someone will never be able to pay you back for defending them doesn't mean you shouldn't defend them. That type of thinking shows a serious lack of empathy, which is a signal of either psychopathy or autism. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if you had both.
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>>680537020
Eh, that's central nervous system shit. It's widely agreed that invertebrates don't feel much of anything due the lack of a complex "central hub". Instead their nerves are spread throughout the body with a slightly larger amount behind the eyes to process visual input. As a result, they can move extremely fast because the sensory signal is process locally instead of traveling to the brain. The downside is there's not any emotion or reason being done. That being said Lobsters *might* be able to feel pain, but that's contentious amongst the scientific community.
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>>680539240
That's true I guess. But I think that a decentralized, nonaware feeling is still a feeling, small and insignificant as it is. Besides, this guy was also arguing that parrots don't have any conscience either, so he's clearly down the loony bin either way.
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>>680539068
This, smawties nevah bakc downn
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>>680538599
Depends on the fluffy, seems they are engineered to be resistant to depression. They perpetually see the world as a MLP type happy landscape where everything is new and exciting no matter how desensitized they should be.
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>>680536261
But abuse needs hug box. It gives reason as to why anyone would take in these things in the first place.
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>>680539068
he storms past you. "Are you fucking kidding you stupid spoilt little cunt! You've done it now!" He turns to you . you blow a raspberry whilst looking up at him. he lifts his leg kicks you into the wall . you feel winded as the air wheezes out of you from the impact. he grabs you by the dewlap and lifts you up . the skin stretches under your weight . you have bad wibb huwties from the kick and the skin around your neck feels like its going to tear

"fwuff owwies , wet fwuffie down or fwuffie give dummeh fowever sweepies" he punches you in the face . its a miracle nothings broken but a few teeth fall out and you bit your tongue now trickling with blood

>what do
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>>680539767
Hugbox is purest form of fluffy, they were meant to be an incredibly cute creature, so this is them just doing what comes naturally. The subversion feeling comes from them in the "wrong circumstances" like on the street or being abused, things they were never designed to handle.
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>>680540116
Gib hoomin teeth owies wen he am try an punch yoo
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>>680535755
kek
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>>680540122
It also gives extra hilarity to them being little shitcannons when suffering even mild duress.
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>>680540286
you bite into his hand holding you. normally this wouldnt do much but one of your teeth is cracked and has splintered into a point "ah fuck!" he drop you clutching his wrist "fuck i think he nipped a vein" the meany says kicking you back into the hall and running to the kitchen .

the doors still open, the dummeh got skawed off. what do
leave for special fwends and new nummies?
chase the meanie down?
what do?
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>>680540946
Got eem
now leeve dummeh daddeh an get nu speshul fwends and nummies and sketties
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>>680541229
you limp out triumphantly but have lots of huwties , you wont be able to make it far without rest.
>head into the city
>stick around the suburban gardens
>what do?
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>>680532406
I couldn't fucking agree with you more.
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>>680541616
Stick awound an west
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>>680541763
you cross over a few gardens to get some distance between you and old dummeh owners . as you crawl under a hedge row you even find some red nummies but the have pointy bits that tangle with your fluff for a while but you give them worstest stompies . over the next fence you see a pregnant mare already with three foals running around her , she looks pretty cold and hungry
"hi new fwend" she says
"you bring nummies for miwkies?"
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>>680542469
Gib red nummies to nu speshuw fwend
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>>680542469
Demand twade fow nummies
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>>680542603
you go back under the hedge and stomp down a few more red nummies and bring them back to the mare she eats them without a second though "yaay mow miwkies fow babbehs!" she claps her hoofs together
her foals come up and begin suckling immediately "jesus! my roses!" you hear from the other garden

>what do?
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>>680543172
Tell speshuw fwend to be quiet, maybe hoomin nu will notice us
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>>680543172
Bwame other fluffy, maybe get sketti
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>>680543314
Shut up dummeh fwuffie you say hoofing her "nuh mamma! " one of the foals cries getting in your way. the hooman is still shouting about woses
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>>680543374
DO this
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>>680543693
Blame other flufy, get skettis
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>>680543693
seconded
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New non-hugbox thread when?
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>>680544211
Go make your own, doing a CYOA here
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>>680544211
>non-hugbox
These threads are for all fluffy-ers. You can't just shut out other fans because they're into different shit from you.
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>>680544211
next thread is weirdbox
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Someone start an ABUSE thread, please.

Hugboxers get the fuck out.
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>>680544444
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>>680544470
I love weirdbox
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>>680544410
I can and I will dummeh
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>>680544511
>stop liking what i don't like
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>>680543755
you get an idea to shut them up. you emerge under the hedge , the dummeh hooman is aw saggy and weaning on a sowwy stick looks over to you "was it you ?! did you ruin my roses!" he says approaching you slowly using the stick for balance "hi fewnd ! " you say to the dummeh "nu me that nummied woses, was poopie babbeh" you say pointing to the next garden. he looks over the the mare. shes carrying all the foals on her back ready to run "mista can babbeh have fwuffy dawr bwankie for nest so babbehs can be wawm and fwuffie? , ow can mummeh have mow wed nummies fow babbeh?" the old man tharshes at her with his stick pinning it down . shit fires out her ass as she panics trying to lift the stick. "specew fwend heeeeewlp!"

>what do?
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>>680534818
>Implying it wasn't autocorrect
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>>680544665

If you want to like hugbox, thats fine and dandy. But this is /b/. Its random. If theres a hugbox and an abuse thread, I don't think thats out of the question.
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>>680544683
Gib teeth owies to dummeh hoomin ankle
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>>680544683
Watch as he give worstest hurties to her
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>>680544683
call her dummie and give her biggest hurties
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>>680536086
>housed
>smarty
CHOOSE ONE.
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>>680544795
That'll just make both the threads too small tbh
We can always start a new thread once the limit's hit
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>>680544873
We already chose smarty a while ago
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>>680544907
Just title it abuse only, some people might listen.
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>>680531875
It's a stress relief thing, I guess. I'm not really into it, but I can see why it helps
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>>680531875
We should pretend we do so we can move this to /d/
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>>680545025
You can try what you want I guess. If it's just abuse I'll probably just sit it out and wait for the next thread. Smarty abuse is the farthest I'm willing to go in that direction.
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We about to hit reply limit anyway

Weird box on the way fuckers
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