What's your excuse for Not having a rich full beard like this b/ros?
I'm sure 90% of /b/ is under the age of 18. If you're over 18,still here jerking off to facebook and posting steam begging threads, it's pretty much all over for you.
i dont like it being too long, i shortened it yesterday because i like it looking clean, not like a hobo's.
because I looked like a fucking hipster back in 2008 when hipsters didn't fucking exist yet.
I am an androgynous manbitch now.
>deal with it you cunt you missed the boat
this is before trimming....can't grow it out too long i'm a medfag
getting there. Have to style it and stuff but I never know what to do with it once it gets this big.
They just ain't got enough testosterone, it's all right they just look up to us and our loud Viking godlike laughter.
This is what you faggots look like, hipsters.
Neatly trimmed is back.
I don't have a beard because I am not a vaping douchebag.
Second, it is insanely unsanitary. There have been studies done and there is so much fecal matter in your beard...
Also, most guys with beards are unkempt. They look like a fucking hobo.
Go kill yourselves and take your gay ass beards with you.
Most of you can't even change a god damned tire.
I'm working on it but I grew out my stache first. I don't give a shit how thin the sides are!
>It looks ugly as fuck
>food and shit gets stuck there
>I'm not an orthodox priest or a muslim shitskin
whats the deal with beard oil? What is proper beard maintenance? I dont know the way yet. Usually just keep beard at length in pic because I'm lost past that.
I'm a licensed welder, truck driver, and mechanic. Its unsanitary, sure, i give u thats, but i´m not even sick half the time u none bearded /bros are, bcuz my body adapts to the bacteria im exposed to. Bet my fucking live ur a IT guy, dont even own a car. /op
Fuck beard oils, fuuuuuck maintenance, just let it grow, wash it as u wash ur hair, like the vikings did. It worked then, it works now. I do it, and I have no problems what so ever.
the hard part is the stache. people tell me they wish they could grow a stache like mine when they have thicker facial hair than me, but they just can't put up with getting it their mouth every time they eat.
makes sense... you have a job that doesn't require for you to look professional. I'd grow a beard and "look manly" too if I didn't have to give a fuck about looking presentable.
I can tell you are lying unless by "working in the medical industry" you mean just running supplies to various clinics and hospitals.
Anything that requires contact with patients especially anything surgical in nature would most likely require you to shave that shit.
I don't vape, nor have I ever smoked.
Unsanitary, sure I have no doubt it is. But I am rarely sick, I guess when I'm in my 60s and have cancer out of no where I'll know what to blame.
Not unkempt, sorry. I keep my hair short, but I do let my beard grow.
Definitely not gay, been with my wife for 10 years.
And here's a shot from a video I had to make in some bullshit college class. Protip: It's me teaching people how to change a tire.
I work as a defense contractor, IT field.
Have a good day!
I have self respect. A girlfriend who isn't a tattoo covered crack whore. I have a Good job. I don't try to hide my insecurities behind passing fashion trends and accessories.
Many reasons. A beard is fine if you're in construction or some other low education life. But in the real world it just doesn't fly.
I'm a prison officer and giving prisoners anything to hold on to when attacking me is stupid.
I have stubble and a buzz cut, it is cheap and stops me from being grabbed as much, it is also low maintenance.
Beard oil is to moisturize the skin beneath, it's not a magical growth thing that everyone thinks. You will get flaky skin underneath which drops off and looks gross once your beard gets to a significant length.
i do have a beard? ive won awards too
>tfw as hairy as Robin Williams but can't grow a proper beard
I can literally grab handfuls of hair anywhere on my body, thighs, legs, ass, and facial hair grows incredibly fast... it's just poker straight and silky like my head hair. It's not dense enough to look like that. If I grow it out, it goes full on fu manchu.
try and fuck with my epic beard pro tip you cant
Because I own my own restaurant and lead by example. For food sanitation I make sure all my employees are clean shaven and to be fair I make sure I am as well. (Especially when I have to fire a chef for coming in drunk AGAIN so I have to help pick up the slack in the kitchen.)
Hahahah same bro. Just realize nobody gives a shit
i just did?
I'm home today with a gnarly cold so I'm getting stoned and drunk in the shed.
its won awards too!
Started letting it grow about 4 weeks ago now, still deciding whether I should go full Viking or have it styled in some way.
Hey I'm this guy:
I'm curious as to what products you use.
I'm liking beardbrand stuff lately. What's the best in your opinion? I'm coming up on a year here sometime in July.
Unfortunately I am unable to grow a beard, but I am growing the best mustache I can
Miss me with that bull shit
Because I don't want my face smelling like shit all the time. Unless you're living out in the fucking wilderness, choppin trees down and hanging with bears, cut that shit off your face, you trendy dipshit poser.
That shit looks terrible. You know you can trim the moustache right?
The soul patch is all fucked up too. At least make the soul patch look decent, don't try to comb it over.
>moustache over lips
>constantly feels like your eating pubes
Get it together op.
You could still have a neatly trimmed mustache.
Been getting caught in my food lately, might chop it down a chunk but I'd rather not get all the
>oh anon you changed, you should have done something else with yourself instead.
Thanks for the info. Mine looks pretty disheveled and wild today because I'm home sick.
Snot really does a number on the mustache, it's fuckin' gross.
I actually have a beard wash and softener that I'll use in the shower and then an oil I'll apply. Smells nice and keeps things under control.
I assume the biotin is for the promotion of hair growth? Where would one acquire this stuff? It's commonly available I take it?
Again, thanks for the info.
I have a burn scar on my chin that doesn't allow certain parts to grow, so it looks weird when I try.
Dude, tame that fucking thing. I mean it's cool you can grow such a hench beard at a young-ish age but you look like a scummy muslim. Trim it down, shape it so it suits your face shape and brush the fucking thing.
I am actually in the bmj from 2003.
Pictures from the front and sides, has weight measurement and circumference details.... Have been offered a free implant for the walnut sized breast to make it even with the melon sized one or a reduction of the big one to make it the same as the walnut sized breast. Haven't done either yet though as I may still even out but as I'm 17 it's unlikely so will need to opt for one in the next year or so
Unbeknownst to the 4chan users, this was actually an ISIS/Jihadi recruitment thread. They're looking for good beards. Don't be surprised is we start seeing the IS wearing scarves and flannels in the months to come.
I get hair growing easy enough on most of my face, jawline, sideburns, tache yada yada, but the areas to the sides of the mouth (y'know, between tache and rest of beard) just never gets hair, fucking annoys me. Besides that, my beard/tache is quite wiry, any tips for that?
bmj, more info needed. Depending on your body type you could probably do the melon size implant, but if you're smaller, the extra weight might be horrible for you. My wife is 110lbs and wears an H bra...we're gonna do a reduction soon.
Áctually, no. People who stake no claim of their own in any arena of life, choosing instead to follow the trends of the day (such as adopting the word "cuckold" and turning into a shorthand slang insult with no meaning) are just a low tier of humanity. It's beards, then man buns, then whatever comes next. Confident and interesting people don't change their style over time to fit in with their subculture of choice, at least once they grow out of adolescence.
It's itchy, food gets in it, and once you shave you will notice all sorts of pimples and shit
You even out the length as it grows. It takes time, but it doesnt look as trashy.
For example, when I grow mine out, I'll use a 5 on my clippers to trim. Then the next week I'll adjust to a 7. Etc, etc... it looks clean and still gets longer
I'm 23 and I'd love to grow a full beard but even when I wait for a whole month, I get a very irregular one.
Basically I'm normally growing beard on 70% of the "beard zone", but for the rest it's very weak (upper cheek mainly) for these parts i've to wait like 2 weeks before a single hair grows.
How can I fix this ?
Yeah because all that nasty shit gets caught in that rats nest. And that is bullshit, shaving and cleaning a smooth face is much better than having to aimlessly try and shampoo a bush
Try another thread, butfags
Not the longest I've had it and it gets patchy near my cheeks since I'm 20. But my family has strong beard genes. There's some nice beards in here.